MYOKAWA, who now goes by the name Bob MUG, has written yet another battle for Crimson Version. Included was the following disclaimer:
Obligatory Disclimer: Coconut Monkey is the property of PC Gamer and probably Imagine Media. As usual, I never set out to deliberately offend anyone, and all references are solely for humor reasons. Now quit reading this and read the battle!
Fan Battle #5: Coconut Monkey
Setting: Reality 50%/ Pokebattles 50%
Player: Narrator (An infamous and sordid record)
Author: Bob MUG
Today we take a break from the ongoing and bizarre battles of Bob MUG vs. a kitchen sink to interview famed game designer and PC Gamer mascot Coconut Monkey. How are you, Mr. Monkey?
Fine, thank you. I am Coconut Monkey!
Yes, we know that. Tell us, CM, how did you get your start in the computer industry?
I believe I was first introduced to the computer when I met a traveling refridgerator insurance salesman named Bill Gates. Or was it Francis Gravy? I just love gravy!
Um, okay. Tell me, how do you program with no hands, since you are, in fact, a monkey of coconut?
It is quite difficult, but I have managed.
Like how?
Let me demonstrate on your all-powerful narrator computer.
NO! Not the-
MONSTROUS PUDDING JELLO appeared!
EVIL RABID COW OF DOOM appeared!
Now look at what you've done! (sigh)
NARRATOR sighs!
Now why did I say that? Oh well, might as well get on with it.
Mr. Monkey, why do you sometimes speak with an accent so similar to Mario?
MARIO appeared!
Mario: It's me, Mario!
PIKACHU appeared!
PIKACHU appeared in Super Smash Brothers! For N64! Buy now if you don't already have it! Make Nintendo rich! Rich! More money than the world!
Okay you two Nintendo cash cows, get away from I, The Almighty Narrator's, computer! Ah, I just love saying that!
This is Coconut Monkey. Due to unforseen circumstances, we are ending this interview right now. Good night. Or evening, or midnight, or morning, or noon, or-
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