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July 4, 2002
I wrote a goddamn battle on my f***ing computer in my room, and I put it on a disk, and then I tried to transfer it to this computer, and it didn't work, and now I'm really pissed off. Oh, and I'm never going into #pokebattles again. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go sulk. I was reopening Neon, but now I have to redo it. Last time I updated I liked Limp Bizkit. What the f*** was wrong with me?! GOD I'M SO PISSED OFF AT EVERYTHING!!!
February 25, 2002
New battle... Its kind of dumb, but it introduces a plot that I'm gonna be struggling with... Oh yeah, and I drew this picture of myself... Recognize the style? It looks like the Limp Bizkit CD "Signifigant Other"... I was looking at my poster when I drew it... And I don't care what you think of Limp Bizkit, I think they rule... Thats probably why I named Hamstar's dog "Bizkit"... Anyways, I'll shut up now...
Battle 16
Date: Feb 25, 2002
Location: Lavender Town
Player: Hamstar
RADIO TOWER appeared.
Goody. I'd better go save the radio tower now, right?
NARRATOR nods.
You nod too much... Do something different for a change...
NARRATOR sdon.
-_-;;
DOOR used BE NOTICED.
HAMSTAR noticed DOOR.
I guess you're hinting that I should actually go in, eh?
DOOR used UNLOCK
Okeez...
BIZKIT used BARK.
Oh yeah, I forgot 'bout you, Bizky...
DOOR used OPEN.
Well... As soon as I walk into that door, I will be a man. I will leave behind my childhood, and become an adult...
That was LAME...
Shut up...
HAMSTAR and BIZKIT used WALK.
HAMSTAR and BIZKIT walked into RADIO TOWER.
Hey Mr. Dude dressed in a black, with a big red R on his shirt, can you show me around the radio tower so that I can defeat Team Rocket?
Rocket Grunt: Idiot... Goooo... Voltorb!!
ROCKET GRUNT wants to fight!
ROCKET GRUNT sent out VOLTORB.
Get 'em BIZKIT!
Oh shi... oot!
ROCKET GRUNT: Use Thunderwave!
BIZKIT used Shi... oot!
What the?
Its super effective!
VOLTORB is covered in POOP!
VOLTORB used THUNDERWAVE!
THUNDER used WAVE!
THUNDER went BYE-BYE!
Thunder: Bye bye!
VOLTORB is hurt by POOP!
O.o;;
Rocket Grunt: So I can't use Thunder attacks anymore? Alrighty, then, use Self Destruct...
Okay then, Bizkit, use... um... Leg Lift...?
BIZKIT used LEG LIFT!
BIZKITs LEG is fully LIFTED!
VOLTORB used SELF DESTRUCT!
Voltorb: Vollll.... TORB!! TORB TORB TORB!! VOOOOOLLLLTORB!!!
Basically, what it just said was... "You stupid effer of a trainer, you want me to effing kill myself? I'm going to effing kill you!!!!
Rocket Grunt: Um... darn?
VOLTORB used ROCKET LAUNCHER!
VOLTORB launched ROCKET GRUNT to the MOON!
Dude, pull up your pants, and don't ever moon me again!!
Rocket Grunt: Eep! I'm so embarassed!!
ROCKET GRUNT ran AWAY!
Dude! That was so fun!
BIZKIT used SNIFF!
Bizky, drugs are bad, boy! You shouldn't sniff!
HAMSTAR is an IDIOT!
BIZKIT is sniffing a SWITCH!
A switch, eh? Kick butt!
HAMSTAR pushed SWITCH!
EARTH used QUAKE!
Ahhhh!! An earthquake!
TORNADO appeared!
TORNADO used TWIST!
TWIIIISTER!! Hmm... I've always wanted to say that... Ever since that movie "Twister!"
I love that movie! Natural Disaster Movies are almost as good as Ghost movies...!
Uhr... Do you always watch over me?
Yep. I write you. So continue watching the story from my sick and twisted mind unfold before you...
'Kay!
MOUNTAIN used ERUPT!
MOUNTAIN was re-named VOLCANO.
Dude, that can't be good...
CLOUDS used RAIN.
Uh, just a question, but is the rain supposed to be red?
RAIN was re-named BLOOD.
I guess that answers my question...
Bizkit: \/\/00ph!
Wow, my dog is ever so leet...
1337 PH00R appeared!
OMG! Its the leet four!
1337 PH00R KOGA: You have pushed the switch of doom!
1337 PH00R WILL: Yeah, dude, that wasn't very smart...
1337 PH00R BRUNO: Now we have to kill you!
1337 PH00R AGATHA: I'll get the altar! Mwhehehe!
1337 PH00R KOGA: Relax, we don't have to kill him...
Well thats a relief!
1337 PH00R KOGA: You need to get something from DJ Lily... Its a rare Gem, and its very powerful... You have to get it within 3 days... Or else the entire world will be flooded... WITH BLOOD!
1337 PH00R AGATHA: Mwahahaha!
Okay... I'd better get it, because if the world is flooded with blood, then that'll royally suck...
1337 PH00R KOGA: And then you have to bring the Gem to the Pokemon Graveyard. Y'know, the one that they demolished half of to build this radio station...
1337 PH00R AGATHA: This radio tower is haunted. Mwahaha...
1337 PH00R WILL: You've gotta give the Gem to Mr. Fuji. He'll know what to do with it...
Y'mean that old dude in the graveyard? Okay...
1337 PH00R disappeared.
I guess the weight of the world is on my shoulders now...
Yep, but I'm sick of writing, so you're gonna be frozen in time until next week!
You know what, I don't really like Pokemon anymore, and I don't play the games anyways, but there's one thing that always bugged me about Gold and Silver, and that is the fact that they demolished the Pokemon Graveyard, to build a damn RADIO TOWER! Even if they re-located the bodies to rooms that only Mr. Fuji can get to, what about their trainers? Wouldn't they be pissed off that they can't visit their Pokemon's graves? Its not goddamn fair! WHY THE HELL WOULD THEY DO THAT???!!!!!!!! Uh... Sorry, thats just something thats always bugged me...
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