Previous Battles
This is where all the previous battles go in order not to be lost in oblivion, forever and ever...

Most Recent Previous Battle: November 21/01

Recap: The evil Bill Gates reveals another evil plot to take over the world, and an old character makes a re-appearance.
Battle 08
Location: Microsoft Headquarters
Player: Bill Gates [Looking up Record... 1%... 2%... This program has preformed an illegal operation... DAMN!]
Mwahaha. Windows XP will dominate the computer world!
Riiiight.
Its true!
NARRATOR looks doubtfully at COMPUTER running WINDOWS XP
Mwahahahaha. With its wonderful speed, and MSN built right in, the world will be MINE!
NARRATOR points out that THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH has POPPED up.
Shut up.
NARRATOR laughs that it is FULL of BUGS.
Shut your face!
NARRATOR has no FACE!
You're starting to get on my nerves. My rich, rich nerves.
NARRATOR is not on BILL GATES's NERVES.
NARRATOR rips out BILL GATES's NERVES and SITS on them.
-_-;;
I need those... Without nerves, I can't feel my money after a long hard day of making lots of money.
NARRATOR dangles NERVES above BILL GATES's head.
Want 'em? Can't have 'em! Want 'em? Can't have 'em!
You know how CHILDISH THAT IS??!
This BATTLE was WRITTEN by a CHILD.
Well that explains it...
JOLTY'll be 14 on DECEMBER 10th!
Right... So lets get on with this... Without my nerves I can't feel it when you torture me!
NARRATOR reluctantly gives BILL GATES his NERVES back.
Thanks man.
No Prob.
BOILING POT OF TAR appears over BILL GATES's head.
Gee, how did I know you were gonna kill me?
Not KILL. Torture.
Well that makes it all better... Oh well, I don't care if I am tortured, I can still dominate the world! MWAHAHA
NARRATOR dumps TAR on BILL GATES's head
Mwahaha THIS!
Awww, [insert naughty word of your choice here]
TAR wants to FIGHT.
You can't defeat me and my MONEY!
BILL GATES sent out MONEY
TAR sent out TAR
You don't know who you're dealing with here. Money, use your multiply attack
MONEY used MULTIPLY
Money: 2X4=8, 10X10=100, 4X4=16
Its not very effective...
-_-; Nice attack, money... I didn't mean do math.
TAR used HOT TAR attack
TAR is SHAKING its BUTT, looking HOT
Its not very effective without proper music
Haha. Your attack wasn't effective! Nyaa Nyaa!
Tar: Neither was yours.
Oh yeah... I forgot, in all my richness. I should hire someone to remember things for me.
Tar: Yeah... Whatever. Anyways, Narrator, I need some music. Play some.
DJ DUDE appeared!
I thought you were dead!
DJ Dude: Y-you thought I was... DEAD??! *sniff* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Oh god.
Tar: ...
Anyways, DJ Dude, play Bootylicious!
DJ Dude: *sniff* Okay...
Right... Nice choice in music, Tar...
Tar: Screw you. Anyways, ME, use HOT TAR attack!
Return, Beautiful money. I'll count you later. IN BED!
Goooooo... Windows XP! Use your MSN attack!
DJ DUDE played BOOTYLICIOUS
I don't think you're ready...
For this jelly...
WINDOWS XP used MSN!
This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down!
...
I don't think you're ready, for this jelly...
Cause my BODY's SO BOOTYLICIOUS BABY!
TAR is WHIPPING its "JELLY"!
Its super effective...
Windows XP is in a trance.
Windows XP fainted.
TAR went HOME.
DJ Dude: Its HURT! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! ITS GONNA DIE!!! *sob* DIAL 911!!! *sniff*
Relax, man...
DJ Dude: Relax? RELAX!! *sniff* You're a heartless jerk! JERK JERK JERK!
Yo mama.
Don't diss my MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMY!!!!
DJ DUDE's MOM appeared.
DJ's Mom: Darrin J. Dudier! What did I tell you about calling people jerks!
DJ Dude: I'm sorry mommy!
Oh. I guess you're DJ Dude's mama. Mwahaha. Try the X-Box. Its full of Sumbliminal Goodness! Mwahaha!
DJ's Mom: Don't be so mean to my SON!
And don't call him DJ Dude. His name is Darrin, and don't forget it.
DJ Dude: Mommy... *sniff* This man is mean.
DJ DUDES MOM doesn't like BILL GATES!
DJ DUDES MOM chases him with a BROOM!
You're making a big mistake! I'm rich. You can't hurt me! RICH! MWAHAHA
DJ DUDE kicks BILL GATES in the NUTS
OWWW!! OWWW OWWW OWWWWWWW!
BILL GATES runs away CRYING.
DJ Dude wins.
DJ's Mom: Now Darrin, what have I told you about hanging out with sadistic narrators and rich psychos? What did mama tell you?
DJ Dude: You said... You said... That sadistic narrators, and... rich psychos... are the devil!
DJ's Mom: Thats right. And I don't want you to be a DJ either.
DJ Dude: But I want to be a DJ.
DJ's Mom: Oh, I know how you got this idea into your head. It was that little girl, Crimson Emerald, wasn't it?
DJ Dude: Emerald Crimson... And I love her!
DJ's Mom: What did I tell you about little girls?
NARRATOR hates to interupt your FAMILY ARGUEMENT, but this BATTLE is OVER.
DJ's Mom: It ain't over till the fat lady sings!
DJ Dude: So sing, Mommy!
DJ's Mom: Darrin, you rude little bas ---
NARRATOR ends BATTLE!
The End
Recap: A 1337 H4xx0r gets into a fight. Ohhh... Sounds original, eh?
Battle 07
Location: H4xx0r |)u|)3's House
Player: H4xx0r |)u|)3
H4xx0r |)u|)3 hacks NEOPETS
|33\/\/4|23 7|-|3 |)4|2|< k/\/1g|-|T5
HUNDREDS OF ANGRY NEOPIANS see that NEOPETS has been HACKED
H4h4h4. Ph33r /\/\y 1337n355!
HUNDREDS OF ANGRY NEOPIANS want to KILL H4xx0r |)u|)3
1'd |!|<3 70 533 7|-|3m t|2y!
HUNDREDS OF ANGRY NEOPIANS know where you LIVE
U|-| 0|-|...
Hundreds of angry Neopians: We're gonna come to your house and kill you!
H4xx0r |)u|)3's doorbell RINGS
|-|0ld 0n, ! g0774 4/\/5w3r t|-|3 |)00|2
H4xx0r |)u|)3 answers DOOR
HUNDREDS OF ANGRY NEOPIANS are at DOOR
U|-| 0|-|
H4xx0r |)u|)3 slams DOOR
H4xx0r |)u|)3 goes back on the INTERNET
Internet: Owww... He's fat and he's sitting on me!
O_O
O_O
INTERNET wants to FIGHT
INTERNET sent out PORNO SITE
/\/0000... /\/\u57 |235!57!
H4xx0r |)u|)3 sent out NAKED OLD MAN
Porno Site: Ewwww... Thats just gross!
Its super effective
PORNO SITE fainted
NAKED OLD MAN gained 53 exp. points
7|-|47 \/\/45 (1053!
Internet: Gooooo... NAPSTER
NAPSTER is DEAD.
It died in its deadness
NAKED OLD MAN gained 8000 exp. points
What? NAKED OLD MAN is evolving!
Congradulations, your NAKED OLD MAN has evolved into a DRESSED OLD MAN
O.o
|)r3553d 01|) /\/\4/\/, |237ur/\/!
INTERNET sent out NEON VERSION
-_-;;
|-|3|-|3. 7h15 l00k5 3Z.
H4xx0r |)u|)3 sent out H4xx0r |)u|)3
/\/\3, u53 /\/\y |-|4xx 477axx!
NEON VERSION was HACKED
/\/\\/\/4h4h4
Into a million PIECES
PIECES were inhaled by H4xx0r |)u|)3
H4xx0r |)u|)3 died
THE END!
RATE BATTLE HERE

Recap :With the X-Box ready to be released, Bill Gates is ready to launch his plan to take over the world.
Battle 06
Location: Microsoft Headquarters
Player:Bill Gates (No Record)
MWAHAHA!
NARRATOR wants to know what BILL GATES is INSANELY LAUGHING about.
Soon, the mighty X-Box will be released, and the world will be under my control!
Riiiight.
Do you dare to question your future master?
MY future MASTER?
BILL GATES is struck by LIGHTNING BOLT!
Lightning Bolt: Ditto!
WTF?!
Old Neon Joke
WEBMASTER! I thought YOU trusted ME to run this BATTLE on my OWN! *sniff*
Uh... I do trust you... Now go make your bed!
I'll MAKE it LATER!
Now, on with the BATTLE
Having problems with you Webmaster, eh, Narrator? Don't worry, soon she will be under my control! Mehehe! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to work on marketing plans for... drum roll please...
TRAVIS BARKER from BLINK 182 appeared
Travis: How the hell did I get here? Tom must've spiked my coffee again...
Just play the bloody drums!
There is no BLOOD on the DRUMS!
There will be if he doesn't PLAY THEM!
Travis: O.O;; Okay...
TRAVIS BARKER plays the DRUMS
WORLD DOMINTATION!! MWAHAHA! MWAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAH!
BILL GATES falls OVER
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHA!
SOMEONE needs to get a LIFE...
Travis: Can I wake up now?
WHATEVER
TRAVIS BARKER is TRANSPORTED home
When the innocent children turn on the X-Box, they will be bombarded by millions of subliminal messages!
BILL GATES used SUBLIMINAL MESSAGEBuy Windows XP
Hehehe. Resistance to the almighty rich one is impossible!
Yeah...
Hey, I just realized! I haven't been tortured yet. In all the other versions I get tortured!
It'd be my PLEASURE
Thanks, dude.
You're WELCOME
BILL GATES is DUNKED into a tank of PIRANHAS!
Owww...
GLAD you are ENJOYING yourself!
FLUFFY! Time to clean your room!
Ugh. DON'T call me FLUFFY when I am WORKING!

A pathetic battle I wrote...

I might bring these characters back some day, but I doubt it... Don't know what I was high on when I wrote this...
Recap: I needed more Characters ^_^;;
Battle 05
Location: Sitting at the computer
Player: Emerald Crimson (No Record)
Hmmm... I have stumbled across a strange, crappy site!
the WORDS that EMERALD says APPEAR
Woah!
COMPUTER SCREEN begins to GLOW
What the?!
EMERALD CRIMSON is SUCKED IN
Location: Sitting at the computer
Player: DJ Dude (No Record)
Yo! This site rulez!
Eh? My words appear on the screen when I talk!
I gotsa call my friends!
DJ DUDE reaches for the PHONE
PHONE used EXPLOSION
PHONE fainted
AAH!
COMPUTER is GLOWING
Woah! Mom, Dad! Come... heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere!
DJ DUDE is SUCKED into COMPUTER
Location: Sitting at the com... must I continue?
Player: Sammie Kawaiison (No record)
Ahh! What a kawaii Jolteon on the top!
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAIII!!
SAMMIE KAWAIISON is a lot like DEB
My words are on the coot iffle screen!! And who is Deb?!
SAMMIE KAWAIISON will know SOON ENOUGH
What are you? And how do you know my... WHY ARE YOU GLOWING! ITS NOT KAWAII!!!
COMPUTER sucks SAMMIE KAWAIISON in
Location: In the Neon Meeting Tower
Player: None
Narrator, Did you get the 3 human children that I requested?
YES, but why did YOU want that SAMMIE one?
Thats for me to know and you to find out!
YES ma'am, JOLTEON!
Send in the first!
EMERALD CRIMSON appeared
Player: Emerald Crimson (This Battle)
What the heck? AHH! First I get sucked into a computer, and now I am meeting with a sinister looking girl, and a big... Something I cannot describe?
The name's NARRATOR, and THAT is JOLTEON
You and 2 others have been chosen by the great me, to live on the Internet
Cool... But I'll just wake up soon
Now she knows. Put her in the Character Bunk
EMERALD is TRANSPORTED to CHARACTER BUNK
Send in the next!
DJ DUDE appeared
Player: DJ Dude (This Battle)
Dude! Whats going on??!
You have been chosen.
DJ DUDE looks like he is ABOUT to FAINT
Chosen? Yo! I don't want to be here lady!
You will live on the Internet for a few weeks/months/years
YO!! I don't think so!
DJ DUDE should stop saying YO!
Yo! No, I say yo. Its my thing that I say.
ANVIL drops on DJ DUDE's HEAD
Oww!
Now that he knows, take him to the Character Bunk
Dude, I don't think so!
And why NOT?
Cause... I... WANT MY MOMMY!! WAAAAA!
DJ DUDE is TRANSPORTED to CHARACTER BUNK
Eh...
Send in the next one!
SAMMIE KAWAIISON appeared
Player: Sammie Kawaiison (This Battle)
Where am I?
Neon Version
You are in NEON VERSION, to be TORTU... to have FUN
Woah, a big giant swirly ball of red text! KAWAII!!!
I am the NARRATOR
Narrator... Hmm... Narrators are KAWAII!!!
DEB appeared
Deb: You stole my LINE!
Er... Sorry...
Deb: Narrators aren't kawaii. But the jigglypuff on your shirt is.
Deb: KAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIII!!!!!
KAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAIIII!!!!!
KAAAAWWWWAAAIIIIII!!!!
Take... Sammie... To... Her... Bunk...
SAMMIE KAWAIISON is TRANSPORTED to CHARACTER BUNK
And as for you, Deb, SHO! SHO! SHO!
Deb: What a KAWAII BROOM!!! KAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAIII!!!
NARRATOR zaps DEB
DEB vanishes in a puff of KAWAII SMOKE
How can smoke be Kawaii?
The End

Pokemorphblitz Era

Re-cap: Last time, Pokemorphblitz met a mew named Lightning Bolt. Lightning Bolt invited Pokemorphblitz to her house for supper. (� Go �) This week, Pokemorphblitz goes to Lightning Bolt's house, and sits down at the table, only to find that Lightning Bolt's true identity!
Battle 04
Location: Lightning Bolt's House
Player: Pokemorphblitz (Battle 02+03)
< Well, Lightning, this is pretty nice in here. Karp! >
LIGHTNING BOLT decorated HERSELF!
< Karp! Whats for supper? Karp! >
Lightning Bolt: < Well, peal some carrots and potatoes, and you can help make this MewStew a success! >
POKEMORPHBLITZ walks into KITCHEN.
LIGHTNING BOLT hands him a KNIFE
< Kaaaarrp! Watch it with that thing! Karp! You just stabbed me and my head-voices in the hea-- KAAAAAAAARP!! >
POKEMORPHBLITZ is BLEEDING
LIGHTNING BOLT gets a PITCHER
Lightning Bolt: < Here. I was out of juice anyways. >
POKEMORPHBLITZ holds the PITCHER up to his CHEST
< Karp. This good? Magi. Maybe we should dial 911. We're getting a little... uuuuuuhhh >
POKEMORPHBLITZ fainted
Use next Psycho? Er... Pokemon?
Location: Lightning Bolt's House
Player: Lightning Bolt (Battle 03)
Location: Lightning Bolt's House
< No. >
LIGHTNING BOLT used TRANSFORM
LIGHTNING BOLT transformed into DITTO
LIGHTNING BOLT transformed into HUMAN
Ahh... Good to be out of that Mew body!
Now, how shall I cook this?
LIGHTNING BOLT used TRANSFORM
LIGHTNING BOLT transformed into OVEN
LIGHTNING BOLT put POKEMORPHBLITZ inside of her
Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... Almost done.
20 minutes on 400'C later
*DING*
Oh! Its done!
LIGHTNING BOLT used TRANSFORM
LIGHTNING BOLT transformed into DITTO
LIGHTNING BOLT transformed into HUMAN
Oooh! Now this cooked well!
Wait! Something is wrong!
LIGHTNING BOLT poked POKEMORPHBLITZ with a FORK
Pokemorphblitz: < I'm not quite dead yet. Karp. Actually, I am feeling a lot better >
NARRATOR fwaps POKEMORPHBLITZ
No quoting dumb movies
Pokemorphblitz: < I'll never let go, Jack! I'll never let go! KARPP!! Luke, I am you Father! MAGIKARP!! Magi! >
-_-;; Someone watches too much TV.
Pokemorphblitz: < Magi! Yeah. Karp! Jolteon. Karp! The Neon Webmaster! MAGI! >
Rumor has it she can control even the Narrator!
NOBODY controls NARRATOR!
Wanna bet?
EVERYONE gasps
The WEBMASTER!!!!
NARRATOR thought WEBMASTER was just a RUMOR to scare young NARRATOR children
Pfft! That is dumb. You know what Narrator? I don't like you. You're fired.
NARRATOR is not FIRED!
You're right.
*lights Narrator on fire*
Now you are!
Pokemorphblitz: < Kaarp! HAHAHAHA! >
Hehehehe!
Thats it!
NARRATOR ran FAR FAR AWAY!
I guess you'd better find a new Narrator, eh Jolty?
Yeah.
*goes to the Narrator Pound*
Hmmm... I like the one with the fluffy tail!
I am NARRATOR. I shall NARRATE
Hey, Mr. Karp, I think you've had your adventure
POKEMORPHBLITZ agrees!
For once POKEMORPHBLITZ is EAGER to go back to the LOONEY BIN
NARRATOR zaps POKEMORPHBLITZ home
The End!
Hey, I get to say that!
Bad Narrator!
NARRATOR is SORRY!
Fine.
The End!
Re-cap: Last time, Pokemorphblitz was captured by the Men In White, and brought back to the looney-bin, after an incounter with a trigger-happy RSACi cloud. This week, he escapes again and ends up in... Well, read it and find out!
Battle 03
Location: Inside the looney-bin
Player: Pokemorphblitz (Battle 02)
POKEMORPHBLITZ is sitting there CRYING
< I'm not insane! Karp! The voices in my head TOLD me so! Magikarp! Karp! >
NARRATOR points out that the VOICES in POKEMORPHBLITZ's HEAD told him so
< So? Magi! Can you help me escape? Karp! You are all powerful and wonderful and great. Magikarp karp! >
NARRATOR asks if POKEMORPHBLITZ really thinks so
< Karp! Karp! Oh yes! You are wonderful, and great! Magi! Please help a lowly Magikarp escape! >
NARRATOR is FLATTERED
NARRATOR places a DOOR beside POKEMORPHBLITZ
< Thank you! Karp! >
POKEMORPHBLITZ goes through the DOOR...
< Goody! >
And ENDS up IN...
< Kaaaarp! Spit it out!
A NICE big WONDERFUL...
< Karp! This is getting annoying >
STRAIGHT JACKET!
< Crap... Krap Krap KRAP!! KRAP!! >
Oh fine...
POKEMORPHBLITZ ends up in a NICE big WONDERFUL pile of CRAP!
-_-;;
Don't -_-;; the NARRATOR!
LIGHTNING BOLT appears
LIGHTNING BOLT strikes POKEMORPHBLITZ
Lightning Bolt:< Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hit you! >
< Karp? Narrator? This doesn't make any sense! Why is a lightning bolt TALKING to me? Karp! My head-voice can't make sense of this... Karp! >
LIGHTNING BOLT is a MEW, like POKEMORPHBLITZ
< I am a MAGIKARP! >
Lightning Bolt:< No, you are a MEW! Like ME! >
< Really? A Mew? I look like you? >

Location: In a nice big pile of crap.
Player: Lightning Bolt (no record)
Pokemorphblitz: Really? A Mew? I look like you? >
< Yes, only I am female, you are male... >
Pokemorphblitz: < Magikarp... or Mew? >
NARRATOR says MEW
LIGHTNING BOLT says MEW
POKEMORPHBLITZ says MAGIKARP
< Narrator, why do we even bother? Its HOPELESS!! >
NARRATOR zaps LIGHTNING BOLT with a LIGHTNING BOLT
Leave CAPITALS to the NARRATOR!
< Oww... Fine. Hey Mr. Magikarp? Do you want to come to my house? >
Pokemorphblitz: < Sure Baby! Magi! >
< Don't flirt with me... >
POKEMORPHBLITZ stops trying to ACT SEXY
< Come on, lets go! I'll fix you for supper, Oops, I mean some supper! >
POKEMORPHBLITZ wonders if LIGHTNING BOLT is really a BLOODTHIRSTY DITTO, who is...
LIGHTNING BOLT grabs POKEMORPHBLITZ
Lets go Honey-karp!
Tune in next TIME to see if POKEMORPHBLITZ is a GOOD, I mean HAS a GOOD SUPPER

THE END!

July 4 I had written a huge battle, but my computer froze. So, I re-wrote it... The first one was better -_-;;

Re-cap: Pokemorphblitz, and insane Mew that thinks he is a Magikarp, has escaped from the mental institution. (He talks using < thought speech > ) Thanks to Darkmew, from the Pokemorphs Message Board for this character.

Battle 02
Location: Outside the looney-bin
Player: Pokemorphblitz (No Record)
< I'm frreeeeeeee! >
NARRATOR wants to know why POKEMORPHBLITZ is so HAPPY
< KARP!! Aaaaahhh! Friendly head-voice! Karp! Have you come to play with me again? KARP! >
NARRATOR is NOT a FIGMENT of POKEMORPHBLITZ's IMAGINATION!
< Neither is Head-Voice! MAGIKARP!! >
NARRATOR points out that POKEMORPHBLITZ is NOT a MAGIKARP, he is a MEW
POKEMORPHBLITZ insists
NARRATOR asks if POKEMORPHBLITZ is the ESCAPED MEW from the LOONEY-BIN
< I AM A MAGIKARP! >
NARRATOR says YEAH, WHATEVER YOU SAY!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!
NARRATOR asks WHY POKEMORPHBLITZ is SCREAMING.
MEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!!! < AAAHHH! MEN WEARING WHITE ARE COOOOOOOMMMMIIIIINNNNGGG! AAAAHHH!! MAGI!! >
NARRATOR asks POKEMORPHBLITZ to SHUT THE H3|| UP!
MEN IN WHITE are getting CLOSER
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!! < AAAHH! HELP ME HEAD-VOICE! KARP!! KARP!! MAGI!! > MEN IN WHITE have ARRIVED
< MAGI!! You cannot take me back to that urine soaked hell hole! >
POKEMORPHBLITZ said HELL and URINE
Men In White: AAAHH!! OUR VIRGIN EARS!!
NARRATOR sends giant RSACi CLOUD at POKEMORPHBLITZ
< Uh, oh... I mean Pee Pee Soaked Heck Hole! SORRY!! KARP!! >
RSACi CLOUD pays NO ATTENTION to POKEMORPHBLITZs APPOLOGY
< This, could get ugly. I had better get away! Karp! I can flyyyyyy!! You buttheads! >
POKEMORPHBLITZ is SKIPPING AROUND yelling I CAN FLY YOU BUTTHEAD!
RSACi CLOUD zaps POKEMORPHBLITZ
Its super-effective
POKEMORPHBLITZ fainted
Man In White #1: Thank you RSACi cloud! You are a damn good friend!
Man In White #2: DON'T SWEAR YOU ASS!!
Man In White #3: Now you've done it! You idiots!
Man In White #4: Lets get out of here before we cause anymore damage!
MEN IN WHITE grab POKEMORPHBLITZ and RUN FOR IT
RSACi CLOUD chase them
Men In White: AAAAHHH!! SON OF A... of a gun!
RSACi CLOUD zaps them for the fun of it.
Man In White #2: Ffff...
Man In White #4: Don't even say it...

The End

Original Battle

Battle 01
Location: Pallet Town
Player: Misty (No Record)
Ash, c'mere for a sec.
ASH walks over to MISTY
Ash: Yeah?
I have something to tell you!
MISTY looks DEEP into ASH's EYES
Ash: What is it?
I... I...
MISTY is CHOKING on her WORDS
Ash: Spit it out!
MISTY spits on ASH
ASH likes IT
ASH wants to DO IT
Ash: Misty... lets go get a hotel room... after I pick a few bones with the Narrator
BONES appear infront of ASH
Ash: -_-; thats NOT what I ment. I WANT MY OWN COLOUR!
Ash, I dun like you! EW EW EW EW!!
Ash: Wha? Oh well, I'm gay anyways! Now gimme my colour!
NARRATOR gives ASH a COLOUR
Thats better. Hey, PINK! My favourite color EVER!!
TeeHee
SHUT UP!
MISTY shuts up
I DO NOT!
YOU DO TOO!!
I DO NOT!!
MISTY should NOT talk back to the NARRATOR, or ELSE!
Or else WHAT?
ANVIL falls on MISTY's HEAD
Ow! That hurt!
ANVIL wants to FIGHT
Lemme take care of this! Go... PIKACHU!!
ANVIL used TON OF METAL ON PIKA'S HEAD
PIKACHU was DRIVEN into the GROUND
Pikachu! Use ThunderBolt!
PIKACHU used THUNDERBOLT!
Its super-cheap
ANVIL exploded into A MILLION PIECES!
A MILLION PIECES can't SPELL
A MILLION PIECES think it is A MILLION PEACES
A MILLION PIECES was re-named HIPPY
AAAAH!!
HIPPY used HARMONY
PIKACHU decides to be at HARMONY with NATURE
Pikachu! What about our littering!
Pikachu! NOOOOOOO!
PIKACHU and HIPPY used TREE HUMP
TREE died of TERROR
Pikachu, please stop! This is INSANE!
PIKACHU digs TREE a GRAVE
PIKACHU has DIRT under its FINGERNAILS
DIRT wants to FIGHT
Pikachu, use quick attack!
PIKACHU doesn't OBEY ASH anymore!
PIKACHU used THUNDERWAVE
THUNDER is SURFING on WAVES
WAVES crashed into DIRT
DIRT was CLEANED
DIRT was defeated
WAVES gain 35 exp points
PIKACHU gained 35 exp. points
THUNDER gained 35 exp. points
YAY! PIKACHU!!
What? WAVES is evolving!
WAVES evolved into DITTO
Now, how did that happen? Thats not logical! Narrator, you made a mistake
NARRATOR never makes MISTAKES
MISTY was BANISHED to the SEA
Misty! I'm comin'!
ASH ran to the SEA
DITTO and THUNDER decide to KILL PIKACHU
PIKACHU used RUN FOR ITS LIFE
PIKACHUs LIFE ran AWAY
Pikachu: Chaaaa...
PIKACHU is DEAD
It rotted in its deadness
THUNDER used THUNDERSHOCK
THUNDER is SHOCKED that PIKACHU died!
DITTO used TRANSFORM
DITTO transformed into PORYGON!
Annoyed Critics: Hey! That's not right! There was no Porygon for Ditto to transform into!
NARRATOR set ANNOYED CRITICS on FIRE
Annoyed Critics: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
PORYGON used CONVERSION
PORYGON started PREACHING
THUNDER does NOT want to be CONVERTED
PORYGON used INSIST
PORYGON is insisting
THUNDER does not WANT to LISTEN
PORYGON is HURT
It hurt its self in its hurtness
THUNDER thinks PORYGON is ANNOYING
PORYGON is DEPRESSED
It is depressed in a HOLE
THUNDER threw the dead PIKACHU in the HOLE!
PIKACHU landed on PORYGON
THUNDER used BURY
PORYGON was BURRIED ALIVE
THUNDER wins!
THUNDER gains 4500 exp. points
NARRATOR banishes THUNDER for MURDERING innocent THINGIES!
Welcome to the sea, Thunder, welcome to the sea!
THUNDER electrocutes ASH
AAAAAAHHHH!!!
ASH is ASHES
MY MAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!
MISTY ran away
THE END!