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7-1-02 Update: Geocities is pretty crappy webhosting, so i'm lookin for another place to build a site, befor i get too much here.
Battle Number:A-1
Setting:
A secret Hollywood Lair
Character
s: Scott,Narrarator, Nameless Henchmen, and Austin Powers
Records:
Scott:0-0-0, Henchmen: 0-0-0, Austin Powers: 0-0-0

After Dr. Evil and Austin Power found out theyb were brothers, Scott left alone started running the evil empire, as he always wanted to. His newest plan is called Operation Take over the world part 1.

Unlike My dumb father before me, i shall succeed in taking over the world, once and for all!!!!! Now nameless hencemen here is my plan. Back before Dr. Evil Left, he was developing a Laser gun. IT could fire one weak beam every 5 hours. He intended to use it against austin Powers. We will carry the plan out for him!

Austin Powers appears with some unnamed soliders!

Not so fast man. I could take your father, you should be no problem Man. Solider #1, Attack!

Henchman 1 take him out!

Henchman grabs a lead pipe!
Solider grabs a Machine Gun!

Henchamn Attack!

Solider, you know what to do man.

Henchman Rushes at Solider!
Solider loads the machine gun and fires!
Henchman Dies.

Do you surrender yet man? or must I keep attafcking you. It's really pointless, because the bad guy always loses.

See, Mr. Powers. I will win this time.

All the other soliders move into place!
Scott's Henchmen run away!
Scott is left all alone!

Make it easy on yourself scott, and just surrender. I mean look at yourself man. You're bald, all alone, and have no weapons. What are you planning on doing?

I'm gonna do this Mr. Powers. (Evil Laughing)

Scott throws a smoke Bomb!
Smokebomb goes off!
Very little smoke appears!

Shit!

Soliders move in!
The floor falls!
Scott is gone!
Battle Number: A-2
Setting: A Secret Underground Cave
Characters: Narrarator, Scott, Austin Powers, Bin Laudin
Records:
Scott: 0-1-0, Austin, 1-0-0, Bin Laudin 0-0-0

Scott sits in his new lair, talking to Osama Bin Laudin.
Mr. Osama. Here is my new plan. We shall take over the world one country at a time, using every country's weakness. For example, Afghanastan can be taken out with my record collection. Dig?
Yes, Dr. Scott. I dig you very much. But won't i also be affected by this musik?
Osama Means Music.
hott Girl Appears.

Hott Girl:I can answer that Osama. Our plan is we turn you over to Austin Powers. the D.O.D. will be distracted with you, nd won't see anything coming. Infact here he comes now.
Austin Appears.
Hold it right there men, and woman! I'm taking you all in. GROOVY.
NEVER!
Hot Chick Attack!
Groovy. I'll use myself.
austin Sends himself.
hot Chick use your unbutton attack.
Hot chick takes the buttons off of her shirt and throws them at Austin!
Austin uses his glasses to block.
Buttons bounce off and hit Bin Laudin in the eye.
OW! that was my eye. And i think one cut of my beard. Oh No.
Bin Laudin Passes out!
Use your machine gun boobs!
I know how to counter this move baby!
Austin Starts to Break dance!
Hot Girl fires machine Guns!
Austin Dodges!
Austin fell and broke his arm.
Austin Surrenders!
Well Mr. Powers, this is where i leave you to die.
A gaurd drags Austin Off to a empty room, with no food, no water, and a old rusted door. Bet he can't get out of there, Not!
Just end the battle already, i gotta start moving stuff to my new hide out.
Scott Wins!
Is this the end of austin powers?
Will Scott get more records, and take over the world one country at a time?
Will Bin Laudin's Beard grow back?
Will Scott build a good evil empire with cell phones, and named employees?
All these and more will be answered eventually, i guess...
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