| Recap: Second decision! Battle#53 Devilchu Takes Over Player: Squirtle400 Date: 02/02/02 Setting: Somewhere How can I kill Devilchu? Portal appearered! Huh? Squirtle400, Mewizard, Master Of Annoyance, Osilver and Bug appearered! Who are you? Setting: After the explantions This should be easy all we have to do is deafeat Devilchu! Where is Devilchu? He's in his castle! Why do you rest first and then I'll come with you! Okay! Squirtle400, Mewizard, Master Of Annoyance, Osilver and Bug are lead to their rooms! Filler ended! |
| Recap: Well, umm. Oh Never mind! Battle#54 Something That Just Has To Happen Player: (Nobody) Date: 09/02/01 Setting: Squirtle400 and Mewizard's Room Squirtle400 is in the bathroom! What are you doing? I dropped a dollar in the other room. So why are you looking for it here? The light's better here. What to get some breakfast first? Okay. The others are exploring by the way. Setting: The breakfast room Squirtle400 takes a sip of his coffe! Squirtle400 spits it out! Waiter this coffee tastes like mud! The waiter says that it is because the coffe is freshly ground! That does it! Squirtle400 wants to fight! Ally Mewizard wants to fight! Enemy Waiter wants to fight! Cut the salary! Run away! What are you running away for? I'm not sure what this narrator will do! Mewizard RUN AWAY! SQUIRTLE400 CUTted THEWaiter's SALARY! Waiter is dipping his paycheck in iodine! What are you dipping you paycheck in there for! Waiter says that is because you cutted his salary! ^_^; SALARY is now okay! Mewizard was right. Waiter uses MY APPARTMENT IS REALLY TINY! How tiny is it? The waiter says that it's so tiny that he had to go outside to change his mind! I lost the race because of my sock! Waiter askes why? They were guaranteed not to run! Waiter laughs! Hydro Pump! Waiter was hit by a PUMP that was pumping HYDRO. Bad pun! Waiter faintes! |
| Recap: So now let's see where the others are exploring. Battle#55 Exploring is Fun Player: (nobody) Date: 16/02/02 Setting: a grassy field Lovely day to go sight seeing, don't you think so? That's just because there is nothing to do! Who's got the drinks? Master Of Annoyance, Bug and Osilver passes Devilchu's Castle! Fine castle don't you think so? Marvellous! I'm thirsty! IT'S DEVILCHU'S CASTLE! I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE NOT DEAF YOU @$$! I'm not a 'at' sign and twoo dollar signs! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!!! RICK comes out! Rick wants to fight! Stand back I'll take care of this! Master Of Annoyance wants to fight! Rick is a scientist so, CUT YOUR FUNDING! RICK is dipping his funding in iodine! Why are you dipping your funding in iodine? Rick says it was because you cutted his funding! Rick uses TOE DANCING! Ouch! Get off my toes! Me use, Name me two pronouns! Rick: Who, me? Rick is correct! Annoying Speech! Rick is covering his ears! Rick faintes! |
| Recap: Waiters Battle#56 The Army of Waiters Player: (nobody) Date: 24/2/02 Setting Resturrant Ah here comes the soup. I'm going up to my room. See you! Mewizard leaves! Waiter comes! Waiter puts down soup! Look lovely! What this?! THIS was renamed FLY! Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup! Waiter: Breaststroke, sir! Oh. What! Waiter! There is a fly in my soup! Waiter#2: Don't make a fuss or everyone will want one! That does it! Squirtle400 wants to fight! Waiter wants to fight! Waiter#2 want to fight! Waiter#3 wants to fight! Waiter#4 wants to fight! Knock Knock! Army of Waiters: Who's there? Dummy! Army Of Waiter: Dummy who? Dummy a favour and faint! Army of waiters faints! |
| Recap: Exploring again. Battle#57 Exploring Again Player: (nobody) Date: 2/03/02 Setting: Somewhere Master Of Annoyance, Osilver and Bug are walking. Where are we? Where's the map? WE DON'T HAVE A MAP!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALREADY SAID THAT YOU WERE AT DEVILCHU'S CASTLE!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah. JasonRclone appearers! Time to fight! Master Of Annoyance, Bug, Osilver wants to fight! Annoying Speech!!!!!!!! Punch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bite!!!!!!! JasonRclone got annoyed!!!!!!! JasonRclone got punched! JasonRclone got bitten! Weak Punch!!!!! JasonRclone got punched! JasonRclone fainted! YYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!! JasonRclone: I didn't even get to attack. |
| Recap: What's Squirtle400 doing? Battle#58 Talks Player: (nobody) Date: 9/3/02 Setting: Somewhere Millionaire: My wife made me a millionaire! Really how? Millionaire: Before I met her I was a billionaire! You poor guy. Millionaire: :( I met a hedgehog once. Millionaire: What happened? He was crying, so I went up to him and asked him what was wrong. He said that his love didn't answer him when he asked her to marry him. Millionaire: How sad. Oh it's not said at all, his love was a haircomb. Millionaire: Once a guy with mutiple personalities thearten suicide. That's bad. Millionaire: Yep it was considered a hostage situation. You know it's sero degrees outsid and they say that it's going to be twice as cold, but you know what twice as cold means that it's just going to be zero degrees. Millionaire: I'm bored! Millionaire want to fight! Bring it on!!!! Millionaire sends out MONEY!!!!!!!! Squirtle400 sends out SQUIRTLE400!!!!!!!! Grab money!!!!!!!! Squirtle400 GRABed the MONEY!!!!!! Millionaire was renamed THOUSANDAIRE!!!!!! Thousandaire: NNOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thousandaire faints |
| Recap:Ummm... Enjoy! Battle#59 DiabloII Player: Squirtle400 Date: 16/3/02 Setting: In front of Devilchu's Castle Squirtle400, Squirtle400 and Mewizard joins Master Of Annoyance, Osilver and Bug. You guys found his castle. Let's go! Squirtle400, Squirtle400, Mewizard, Master Of Annoyance, Osilver and Bug enters the castle. Setting: Inside the castle Squirtle400, Squirtle400, Mewizard, Master Of Annoyance, Osilver and Bug reaches some forks. This route splits into six different ways, we each go into a different route. When one of us founds Devilchu we cast a Portal into town and enter the Portal of the person who has found him. Have you been playing too much DiabloII? So what if I have? Oh it's just that nearly all your plans are useful in DiabloII. Let's split! Setting: First route Squirtle400 continues down the route. So damn long this route. Squirtle400 sees something! Zombie appearered! Okay that's it! Another monster from DiabloII. Has the webmaster been playing too much?! Squirtle400 was attacked by ZOMBIE! Vengance! Squirtle400 used VENGANCE! It added elemental damage to Squirtle400's attacks! Zombie used Posion! Squirtle400 was posion! Charge! Squirtle400 CHARGEd at Zombie! Zombie fainted! I'm so lucky I played DiabloII |
| Recap: They're now in Devilchu's castle and looking for him. Battle#60 The Pikachu Who I Killed Again Player: Squirtle400 Date: 23/2/02 Setting: Inside a castle Stupid Diablo2 monster! Squirtle400 runs off! Hmm I see some light! Squirtle400 charged into the room! Squirtle400 sees Devilchu! Town Portal! Squirtle400 summons a TOWN PORTAL, and Devilchu by yelling 'Town Portal'! Opps! Squirtle400, Master Of Annoyance, Osilver, Bug and Mewizard appearered! Here everyone take a gun! Cool a Ripper! Wow, a Minigun! Lovely a Shock Rifle! Playing too much Unreal Tournament now I guess ^_^; anyways, I got a Pulse Gun. I got a.. What is this? That's a Sniper Rifle. What am I suppose to do? Zoom in while he's right in front of me? I always do that. What do you have? Double Enforcers! THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH UNREAL TOURNAMENT!!!!! Devilchu wants to fight! Oh well. playersonly What the- That's the cheat I use to freeze time. Time was frozen ONLY PLAYERS can move. Only Squirtle400 is the player. That wasn't how the cheat works! This is Pokebattles. Oh yeah! Shoot Pulse Rays all around Devilchu! You played Unreal Tournament? Duh! Squirtle400 shot pulse rays around Devilchu! playersonly Time was resumed, Devilchu was hit by PULSE RAYS! Devilchu's pulse rapidly increase! The puns tese days. If you have a fast pulse it means your unhealthy! Devilchu died of bad health! Player: (Nobody) The versions have merged. Onto the third descion then! Here we go! |