| Recap: Here is the thrid dimension. Battle#61 No Journey Player: Nobody Date: 30/4/02 Setting: In a field Which diamension are we in? We're in the diamension where Osilver and all the others didn't go on a Pokemon Journey. This should be easy. Very easy. Why am I always last?! I run out of adjectives, I never went to school you know! Field Soldier looks at you. Field Soldier wants to fight! I think we just traspassed. Let me take care of this! Go SQUIRTLE400! Field Soldier sends out Field Soldier! Squirtle400 sends out Squirtle400! As the webmaster I forbid you to attack! Squirtle400 use AS THE WEBMASTER I FORBID YOU TO ATTACK! Field Soldier use Knife Attack. Field Soldier was forbidden to ATTACK! Field Soldier could only use KNIFE! No such attack! Water Gun!! Oh NO!! Squirtle400 took out a WATER GUN!!! Here we go again. Field Soldier is scared! What? Field Soldier is afraid of guns! Why? Field Soldier was a soldier in a war! THERE WAS NEVER A WAR IN OCEAN VERSION!!! SHUT UP!!!! THERE ARE NO PLOTHOLES!!!!!!! Want me to fire you? Alright, alright! Field Soldier just is like that! Field Soldier got fire because he was afraid of guns. Soldier aren't suppose to be afraid of gun! Squirtle400 wins! WHAT?! Don't ask. |
| Recap: The search for Prof. Oalm to bring the 7 kids together begins! Battle#62 The Search For Prof. Oalm Player: (nobody) Date: 06/04/02 Setting: A Town Okay so we're going to find Prof. Oalm. Yes where is he anyways. Don't ask me. Osilver should know. HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW!!!!! We'll just have to look for him. Squirtle400, Master Of Annoyance, Mewizard, Bug and Osilver used LOOK! Squirtle400, Master Of Annoyance, Mewizard, Bug and Osilver is LOOKing for Prof. Oalm. Squirtle400, Master Of Annoyance, Mewizard, Bug and Osilver finds Prof. Oalm! Prof. Oalm! Player: Prof. Oalm Setting: After some explantions I'm not doing this! Why not? I HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO CATCH ALL SEVEN OF THOSE POKEMON YOU TALKING ABOUT, and plus I'm a garbage man. Okay 0.0; However if you beat me I'll do it. Why don't we cheat, we send two people out. I'll go! I'll go! I'll go! Okay, it's me and Osilver. What I'm more expirenced! Osilver has dibs. FINE THEN!!! Squirtle400 and Osilver wants to fight! Prof. Oalm wants to fight! Go Prof. Oalm! Go Squirtle400! Go Osilver! Prof. Oalm send outs Prof. Oalm! Squirtle400 sends out Squirtle400! Osilver sends out Osilver! Garbage Throw! Sword of Silver! Altering Mind Pills! Prof. Oalm used GARBAGE THROW! Prof. Oalm THROWs some GARBAGE! Osliver used SWORD OF SILVER! Osilver devolved into SILVER! What the heck? Now that Osilver is silver the SWORD OF SILVER belongs to him! I MEANT THAT THE SWORD WAS MADE OUT OF SILVER!!! Squirtle400 used MIND ALTERING PILLS!!!! Squirtle400 ate a MIND ALTERING PILL! Squirtle400'S mind was altered! Squirtle400 is now confused! Garbage Truck! Slash! Thing in a jig! Prof. Oalm uses GARBAGE TRUCK!!!! Silver uses SLASH!!!! Silver SLASHed the GARBAGE TRUCK into piece! Squirtle400 uses THING IN A JIG!! Squirtle400 takes out a JIG!!! The THING INside the JIG was MIND ALTERING PILLS!!! Throw! Squirtle400 threw a MIND ALTERING PILL into Prof. Oalm's mouth! Prof. Oalm's mind was altered! I think I'll be a Pokemon Professor now! Squirtle400 and Silver won! Where will I get seven pokemon though! Wait just let me alter my mind again. Squirtle400 ate a pill! Squirtle400 is back the normal! Hey what about me?! Here take this Moon Stone. Silver ate a MOON STONE! Silver evolved the MOONSILVER! Here take this Masterballs and catch those seven Pokemon. Thank you! Player: (nobody) Setting: After the versions have merged ARE YOU PEOPLE GOING TO HELP ME!!!!!! What can we do? I don't know. ALMIGHTY OCEAN POWERS!!!! Squirtle400 uses ALMIGHTY OCEAN POWERS!!! OCEAN version was only 7th this week, meaning that Squirtle400's ALMIGHT OCEAN POWERS are weak! There is only 40% that Moonsilver will turn back into Osilver! WHAT ONLY 7th! Squirtle400 went away to CRY!!!! MOONSILVER devolved into SILVER! SILVER evolved into OSILVER!!! Squirtle400 comes back! Did it work? Yippeee I'm OSILVER again!! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!! Not again! That's all the diamensions done! Yep! |