| Recap: The start of THE LAST SAGA Battle#68 I'M BACK! Player: Rick Date: 26/05/02 Setting: Rander Town A white sphere landed in Rander Town! Go out! Rick and Evilchu came out of the white sphere! I'M BACK!!!!! Cow#1 looks at you! Cow#2 looks at you! Cow#3 looks at you! Cow#4 looks at you! Cow King looks at you! This gives me the feeling that Squirtle400 has been playing DiabloII Expansion: Lord Of Destruction lately. Why do you say that? The Secert Cow level also appearers in DiabloII. Yes but not Baal! Baal appearered! A REAL DEMON AND IT'S THE LORD OF DESTRUCTION! Baal is scared! Baal has never seen a demon before! Isn't Baal the demon? No Baal is just a citizen from Rander Town! Why that little kid! Rick wants to fight! Evilchu wants to fight! Cow#1 wants to fight! Cow#2 wants to fight! Cow#3 wants to fight! Cow#4 wants to fight! Cow King wants to fight! Baal wants to fight! Something tells me that we're out numbered. You wished! Go Evilchu! Go Rick! Evilchu sends out Evilchu! Rick sends out Rick! Cow#1 sends out Cow#1! Cow#2 sends out Cow#2! Cow#3 sends out Cow#3! Cow#4 sends out Cow#4! Cow King sends out Cow King! Baal sends out Baal! Ray Gun! Rick uses RAY GUN! Rick uses the GUN the fire sunRAYs! Cow King uses SUNTAN LOTION! Cow King is now 100% protected from the sun! Oh damnit! Cow#1, Cow#2, Cow#3, Cow#4 and Baal is now fried! Deep fried chicken, I mean cows for sale and a special deep fried citizen! Narrator Of Truth sold Cow#1, Cow#2, Cow#3, Cow#4 and Baal! Narrator Of Truth earned $200! To defeat a cow I must cook it! FRYING PAN! Evilchu uses Frying Pan! Evilchu went FRYING a PAN! Stupid Narrators these days. Death Ray! Rick uses Death Ray! Rick's RAY has fallen to its DEATH! Poor Ray. Cow King uses I AM THE KING! Cow King IS THE KING! Cow King can now control anyone! Guess I'll have to use a DiabloII attack! Fist Of The Heavens! Evilchu uses Fist Of The Heavens! Evilchu has stolen a FIST FrOm THE HEAVENS! Oh no! The Heavens are angry! Lightning hits the floor and explodes! Redirect! Evilchu REDIRECTed the lightning to Cow King! Cow King died! Bird appearered! How did you come back?! Remember when there was a Geocities downtime? Well whenever there is a downtime portals always opens to somewhere in that sever. We found to closest one to Ocean Version, OceanSpace Version and we builded a spaceship. That we drove to spaceship into the portal and down we went until we landed here on Ocean Version. Thanks for telling me everything, this voice message that I have taped is already going back to Squirtle400. I've noticed, NOW DIE! DEEP FRIED BIRD! Goodbye world. Evilchu uses DEEP FRIED BIRD! BIRD was DEEP FRIED! DINNER'S READY! Player: (nobody) Setting: Somewhere This is not happening! Squirtle400 looks at his computer screen as the words beside Evilchu's record 'Died in Fanfic#3' was rubbed out from the record as was Rick's. Then he sadly watched as the words 'Died in Battle#68' appeared besides the Cows, Baal and Bird's records. Then he took a taped message and began listening to it, hoping to get more clues. |
| Recap: Who shall die today? Battle#69 Fate Of Four Player: Mike Date: 2/6/02 Setting: Mike's House Lisa, Hilda, Jack and Mike are sitting in a room! Here's some tea. Hilda thinks that you're old fashion! Hilda wants beer! You're only 17! Hilda says that her birthday is just one day away! Want till tommorow! Evilchu and Rick appeareres! Evilchu and Rick wants to fight! Go Hitmonlee! Hilda sends out Blastoise! Jack sends out Machamp! Lisa sends out Starmie! Mike sends out Hitmonlee! Shocking Terror! Evilchu used SHOCKING TERROR! Evilchu began SHOCKING TERROR! TERROR is angry! TERROR kills Machamp, Jack, Lisa, Starmie Blastoise and Hilda in angriness! WHY AM I ALONE?! It's easier to make jokes with one person. Hitmonlee, use your HITMONLEE attack! Hitmonlee used HITMONLEE! Hitmonlee HITed MON's LEE! MON and LEE are angry! MON and LEE lefted! HITMONLEE was renamed HIT! HIT HITted himself! HIT died! Oh no! Rick uses MACHINE GUN! Nothing about science? Rick turns a MACHINE into a GUN! Rick doesn't have any ammo! No effect! YODA IS COOL MAN! I finally said it now I wouldn't care it I died. YODA IS NOT COOL MAN! Evilchu uses YODA IS NOT COOL MAN! Hundreds of Yoda fans come! Mike said it! Goodbye world. Yoda fans kill MIKE! Battle ended! BTW, YODA IS COOL MAN! |
| Recap: Umm Battle#70 Death Of The Clones Player: JasonRclone Date: 15/6/02 Setting: Someplace Okay clones, we are the clones of webmasters, how come we're not webmasters? JasonRclone, Flashfireclone, Doomsheepclone, Eric MHEclone, DactaMPRclone and Haunter_ukclone began to think! Flashfireclone agrees that they should take over Ocean Version! Ok now let's become WEBMASTERS!!!!!!!!! I don't think so! Evilchu and Rick appearered! OMG! It's our creators, run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I give you life, I now give you death! Evilchu uses IGYL,INGYD!!!!!!!!! Flashfireclone dies, Doomsheepclone dies, Eric MHEclone dies, DactaMPRclone dies and Haunter_ukclone dies!! Why am I left alone? Rick says that jokes are easier to make with only one enemy. I am the ALMIGHTY ONE!!!!!! JasonRclone uses I AM THE ALMIGHTY ONE!!!!! Yes, and the ALMIGHT ONE is dead. *reads Red Version Fanfic* oh no. JasonRclone dies! Kungdow appearered! Player: Kungdow How did you get the Narrator of Truth under your control? Easy it's called Hypnotise. Evilchu used Hypnotise! Evilchu give Narrator Of Truth a rare HYPNO So thaT I would follow his Evilness! Stupid joke. 0.o Is there 20 lines in this battle yet? I think so why? Because now I can kill you! Evilchu wants to fight! Evil Terror! Evilchu uses EVIL TERROR! An EVIL TERRORist appeareres! Counter Terrorist! Kungdow uses COUNTER TERRORIST! When you COUNTER TERRORISTs, people die! Kungdow was one of them! Kungdow died! Player: (nobody) Setting: Somewhere Not again! Squirtle400 look at the records and finds that some people have died. He looks at another tape message and begans to listen to it for more clues. |
| Recap: Ok, I'm not saying anything. Battle#71 First Gym Leader's Death Player: Max Date: 15/06/02 Setting: Max's Gym Please spare me! Don't kill me! Who are you not talking to? Ah Narrator Of Lies I'm just practicing how to beg to Evilchu. Evilchu and Rick appearered! Why does your brother look strangly hypnotised? He isn't hypnotised! This is bad. Narrator Of Truth kill your brother! Yes sir. Narra--- Narrator of Lies died! Oh well. Go Caterpie, Metapod, Weedle, Kakuna and Scyther! Max sended out Caterpie, Metapod, Weedle, Kakuna and Scyther! Bug Spray! One Hit K.O.! Caterpie died! Metapod died! Weedle died! Kakuna died! Luckly Scyther is not a small bug. Megahorn! Scyther uses MEGAHORN! Scyther is MEGA! Scyther doesn't have a HORN though! No effect! But it worked in the Game Boy Colour game! Super large bug spray! Scyther died! Oh goodbye world. Hydra! Ok DiabloII is flooding into Pokebattles. Hydra was summoned! Hydra killed Max! |
| Recap: Soon enough nearly everyone on the records page will have a 'dead' sign on them. Battle#72 The Second Gym Leader's Death Player: Rick Date: 11/07/02 Setting: The Second Gym Alright, let's kill the Second Gym Leader! This is going to be fun! A. Pokemon appearer! Capture it! Go Pokeball! YOU CANNOT CAPTURE ANOTHER TRAINER, WHEN IT IS AT FULL HEALTH! What the- Oh right the old joke, the Second Gym Leader's name is A. Pokemon. That makes me angry! Rick wants to fight! Go Rick! Go Evilchu! Rick sends out Rick! Evilchu sends out Evilchu! A. Pokemon sends out Ponyta! Water Gun! Ponyta dies! A. Pokemon sends out Growlithe! Growlithe uses Flamethrower! Growlithe THROWS a FLAME! Growlithe got burnt! Growlithe died! This is too much. A. Pokemon sends out Rapidash, Arcanine and Magmar! Rapidash, Arcanine and Magmar died! So did A. Pokemon! What the- Look we got four battles to do, so SHUT UP! Ok o.0; Battle ended. |
| Recap: um Battle#73 The Third Gym Leader's Death Player: Marc Date: 11/07/02 Setting: The third gym Evilchu and Rick appearered. Go Poliwag, Tentacool, Poliwhirl, Tentacruel and Lapras. You don't sound very excited. Cause I'll die because you're hynotized. Marc sends out Poliwag, Tentacool, Poliwhirl, Tentacruel and Lapras! Thunderwave! It's super effective! Poliwag, Tentacool, Poliwhirl, Tentacruel and Lapras all died! See. SO WHAT! I hate cheaters! I DIDN'T CHEAT! Did too! Not! Too! Not! Too! Not! Too! Not! Too! Not! Too! Not! Too! Not! Too! Not! Too! Not! Too! Not! Too! Not! Too! Marc died! Battle ended! |
| Recap: ... Battle#74 The Rest Of The Gym Leaders' Death Player: The Elite Trainer Date: 14/07/02 Setting: Someplace Evilchu and Rick appearered! Alright, people send out your pokemon! Cindy sends out Kangaskan! Some Pokemon sends out Hitmonchan! The Elite Trainer send out Steelix! Attack! Cindy, Kangaskan, Some Pokemon, Hitmonchan and Steelix died! This is so unfair! The Elite Trainer died! |
| Recap: ... Battle#75 A Teacher's Death Player: Teacher Date: 14/07/02 Setting: A classroom Evilchu and Rick appearered! Maths Homework! Teacher uses MATHS HOMEWORK! Evilchu finishes MATHS HOMEWORK! Evilchu kills you with his intelligence! Teacher dies! I never did like maths. |
| Recap: Ignore this. Battle#76 The Death Of A Prefect Player: Black Prefect Date: 17/07/02 Setting: Black Prefect's home Evilchu and Rick appearered! Oh, I must be next on the list, the list stops here though! What makes you think you can stop us from killing anymore people? I don't know, but all I know is that the last couple of battles on Ocean sucks! You're dissing the version you were created in? Well many people do make fun of that own hometown. That's enough talking, let's fight! Evilchu want's to fight! You know what, I'm going to try to make this battle suck. Black Prefect wants to fight! SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH THIS! THE SIMSONS ARE ON! First games, now cartoons? This can't be good. Rick agrees! JUST GET ON, IT'S GETTING FUNNY! What's so funny? KRUSTY IS ON AND SMART LISA IS MAKING A POSTMAN CONFUSED! Tape that for me, I'll watch that in BlackOcean Version. I LOVE SIMSONS! Evilchu uses I LOVE SIMSONS! ME TOO! Black Prefect uses ME TOO! No effect! Charge! DIABLO 2 IS GETTING OLD! Black Prefect is CHARGing at Evilchu! Fist Of The Heavens! QUIT PLAYING DIABLO 2 WHEN I'M WATCHING THE SIMSONS! What happening to the Simsons? HOMER JUST THREW SOME GUY OFF A BUS, NOW HURRYING UP! Evilchu grabs the FIST OF THE HEAVENS! The HEAVENS won't let Evilchu grab their FIST! No effect! Black Prefect sucessfully Charges at Evilchu! I'll give you a box full of dvds with every single Simsons episode even the ones in the future! Evilchu has just gotten himself a deal! Lisa, Bart, Homer and Marge Simsons came! Lisa, Bart, Homer and Marge Simsons beats up Black Prefect! Kick! Evilchu KICKed Black Prefect! Black Prefect died! I'll never watch the Simsons again. |
| Recap: Ok, needless to say someone will die today. Battle#77 A Death Of A Professor Player: Prof. Oalm Date: 03/08/02 Setting: In a lab Yippee! What? I'm finally the 'player'! Oh, did I tell you, you're going to die today! No! It can't be! It is the truth that cannot be denied! That is lame. Oh well, Evilchu and Rick appeared! Oh no! Oh yes! Evilchu wants to fight! In the name of science I fight this to the death! Bravo! NOT MY DEATH, EVILCHU'S DEATH! Oh boo. I'm so scared. Go Magikarp! Go Evilchu! Prof. Oalm sends out Magikarp! Evilchu sends out Evilchu! Rick sends out Rick! Magikarp, use your Magic attack! Magikarp uses Magic! Magikarp began to perform a series off MAGIC tricks! No effect! I know magic too! Evilchu uses I KNOW MAGIC TOO! Evilchu is performing a series of higher leveled tricks! Magikarp died of embrassment! Go myself! Prof. Oalm sends out Prof. Oalm! Science Ray Gun! Prof. Oalm uses SCIENCE RAY GUN! Rick counters it with YOUR INVENTIONS SUCK! Prof. Oalm's SCIENCE RAY GUN has no effect! Prof. Oalm died of embrassment! Battle ended! |
| Recap: um.. No Comment! Battle#78 A Soundless Death Player: Rick Date: 09/08/02 Setting: Blah Who shall we kill this time, your Chuness? We shall kill the Sound Effects Narrator! Setting: Elsewhere Almost there. The Sound Effects Narrator see the portal! Yippe! Oh wait, that text colour means-- Suprise! Evilchu and Rick appearered! Pop! This is bad. Evil virus! Evilchu uses EVILVIRUS! I'm not letting you take control of me, Drum Shield! Evil Virus hits Drum Shield! Drum Shield breaks! My drum! >:-| You *beep*! Laser Ray! Counter with ZZZZ! Rick uses Laser Ray! Sound Effects Narrator uses ZZZZ! It is uneffective considering that ZZZZ is how a Laser Ray sounds like. Bash effect! Sound Effects Narrartor uses Bash! The Bash Effect was placed on Sound Effects Narrator! Oh boy. Sound Effects Narrartor was BASHED in the head! Scienctific proof! What proof?! Rick uses SCIENTIFIC PROOF! Rick prooves that Sound Effects Narrator doesn't exisit! Goodbye oh wonderful version. Sound Effects Narrator died a painful death! Battle ended! |