| Recap: Mike is the android that first appeared in Battle 16. In Fanfic #4 he died, but, guess what? Battle #104 He's not dead! Player: Mike, the Robot Date: 26/10/03 Setting: In a big pile of ruins Special Text: Osiltal, Osilver Where are are we now? In a big pile of ruins! Let's get out of here, I doubt anyone's going to hang out here. Osiltal, Osilver, Ocrystal disappear! A hand sticks out of the pile of ruins! DAMN BASTARDS! WHY DID THEY IGNORE ME?! Probably because they couldn't hear you because you were under that pile of ruins. Oh, yeah. Dogy appeared! What a cute dogy! Dogy jumped up and began changing! Dogy becomes Diablo! I'm not falling for that trick, he's probably just some guy named Diablo. Umm, I hate to break this to you, but he's Diablo from Diablo and Diablo II. Oh boy. Diablo wants to fight! So I'm facing a giant demon! Yep. You sound so calm. Because it's not my problem. Well then, ROCKET PUNCH! Mike uses ROCKET PUNCH! Mike punches a rocket! Damn puns >< Diablo uses SUMMONING! Diablo summons Baal! Umm, I know! I use Diablo II! Mike uses DiabloII! He gives Diablo II to Diablo! Diablo becomes obssessed with Diablo II! Diablo runs away playing the game! Baal uses SUMMONING! Baal summons Osiltal! What the heck am I, AHHH, IT'S BAAL!!!! Osiltal runs into Mike! AAAHHHH, MIKE!!! Why are you afraid of me? You're suppose to be dead! Why? Because your spirit crossed the line to Black Ocean! Stupid, Fanfic Narrator. That's was only some smoke that my body gave out from overheating, all I had to do was take a little rest. So you didn't die? DO I LOOK DEAD TO YOU?! Ok, ok... Mike and Osiltal skip their turns! >< >< Baal uses Jelousy! Baal is jelous that there is no game named after him! Then I'll use DiabloII: Lord of Destruction. Baal looks at it! Baal runs away, now also obssessed with the Diablo games! Well, that was fun. Yeah. Osiltal, there you - AAAHHH IT'S MIKE!!! ..... Mike, as a welcom back gift, I'll give you the point for the T-Rex in Battle#85 Good. AAAHHH IT'S MIKE!!! ... |