Recap: What happens when I have no idea for a new battle Battle#39 Nothing to do Player: Jack Date: 29/12/01 Setting: Somewhere Yippee, I'm finally the player in a battle! Yep and this battle is for torturing the player! I can't believe it, I had to get stuck in a torturing battle! Master Of Annoyance appearers! POOF! What do you want? Oh nothing, we just have somebody who wants to be annoyed. Well you know what I was busy writing up a book report for my teacher! Since when did you go to school? I've been wondering that. Master Of Annoyance wants to fight! Have mercy oh mighty one! I will have no mercy on a midles, usles, unnfuny estra! Mewizard appearered! BANG! I'm going to fire you someday. How many times do I have to tell you not to use difficult vocabulary! You never told me why. I got a F in English okay? Um, okay. Mewizard disappearers! BBBBBUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!! Just you wait I'll get permission to fire you! Let the battle begin! Speech Of Annoyance! Ummm punch! MASTER OF ANNOYANCE used SPEECH OF ANNOYANCE! JACK used PUNCH! MASTER OF ANNOYANCE delivered a SPPEECH about how ANNOYANCE is a bad thing and that it consist OF bad things! This can get bad. JACK gave a PUNCHline in the speech! Fine then, Annoying Speech! ATTACK DISABLED! Why? You don't like annoyance, remember? Fine, escape! Master Of Annoyance escaped safely! Press A rapidly to block his way! A,A,A,A,A,A,A,A,A,A,A,A,A,A,A! Master Of Annoyance was block! Master Of Annoyance was GREATLY ANNOYED! Master Of Annoyance has re-learned Annoying Speech! Annoying Speech!!!!!!!!! Curse you! Master Of Annoyance has won! What? You didn't even narrate what happened! You want to be tortured more? Ummmmm, no. RASCi Lightning, I summon thee! Hit myself! JACK HIT HIMSELF on the head! Jack fainted! Battle ended!

Recap: Ummm. Battle#40 Lisa V.S. Hilda Player: Lisa Date: 1/1/02 Setting: Lisa's house Lisa and Hilda appearers! DING! I'm going to get you fired, just you wait! Try! What are we doing here? We're just going to have a battle between you two. Hilda asked why. There is nothing to do, okay? Can't you find someone else? ... Hey Hilda, Lisa has been dating your boyfriend! I did not! Hilda wants to fight! Curse you Narrator Of Truth! Hilda sends out HILDA! Oh fine, go Lisa! Lisa sends out LISA! Slap! Lisa uses SLAP! Hilda uses CUTE LOOK! Lisa SLAPs Hilda! Hilda counters with CUTE LOOK! I'm not a lesbian you know. CUTE LOOK has no effect! Hilda gets SLAPed! Hilda fainted! That was short. Well, I'm trying to get 3 battles in one week. At least you have one joke here. Battle ended!

Recap: No time for recap! Battle#41 Bug V.S. Bird Player: (nobody) Date: 1/1/02 Setting: Somewhere Bug and Bird appearered! Whosh! I'm going to get you fired somehow. :P What do you want? For you two to battle. Why? Um. Sheesh just because you have nothing to do! ... Hey Bug, Bird stole you porn magazines! I did not! How could you? Bug wants to fight! Go Bug! Go Bird! Bug sends out BUG! Bird sends out BIRD! Bird fainted! What the? Look I 'm trying to fit in 3 battles okay? Okay. Battle ended!