Recap: Squirtle400's teacher wants to challenge Mewizard!

Battle#2
Who Is This Mystery Spectator?

Player: Mewizard
Date: 23/01/01
Setting: River Side

I lost to a Squirtle! This is so damn embrassing!
HA HA HA HA, anyways, Mystery Spectator appeared!
Oh its that guy again.
He wants to fight.
Oh.
Mystery Spectator takes off his disguse! He is Kungdow the Kung Fu Master, Squirtle400's teacher!
Kungdow wants to fight. Mewizard has to fight!
Why?
Because I said so!
Fine. Go Mewizard!
Kungdow: Go Kungdow! Kung Fu Stick!
Mewizard is stuck to Kung Fu!
I can't be stuck to Kung Fu!
Why not?
Kung Fu is not a thing, that's why!
Mewizard has a point therefore he becomes a pointer (a stick used to point)!
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who told you to argue with me?
Okay, okay, I'm stuck to Kung Fu.
Mewizard turns into Mewizard.
Thank you!
Attack continues, Kung Fu is kick Mewizard!
Me, cut off whatever is sticking me to the Kung Fu!
Mewizard is free of Kung Fu!
Kungdow: Dragon Kick!
Counter with Psyspin!
Forces join! Forces explodes! Kungdow was hit! Kungdow faints!
That was easy.
Squirtle400 appear!
Squirtle400: Teacher! Teacher! I'm going to get you for this Mewizard!
Oh no!
Recap: Squirtle400 thinks that his Squirtle, Edward's Squirtle can beat Mewizard!
Battle#3
Edward's Squirtle V.S Mewizard!

Player: Edward's Squirtle
Date: 10/02/01
Setting: Edward's Squirtle's Pokeball

Hi Squirtle.
My name is Edward's Squirtle.
Strange name.
I picked it myself.
I see.
Squirtle400: Go Squirtle!
My master must be crazy to send me out to face Mewizard.
He probably is.

Setting: Riverside

Squirtle!
Mewizard: You must be crazy Squirtle400.
Squirtle400: I trust my Squirtle! Squirtle, you can choose which attacks you use this time.
Okay, Hydro Pump!
Mewizard: Confusion Spin!
Hydro was pumped at Mewizard!
No effect!
Confusion Spin made Edward's Squirtle confuse!
I'm disapointed.
Hey Squirtle400! Your Squirtle just dissed a point!
You know that's not funny right?
Mewizard: Psyshock!
Withdraw!
Edward's Squirtle withdrew from Psyshock!
Ally Squirtle400 uses Metronome and does Stone Throw at Edward's Squirtle!
Squirtle400: Why does this always happen to me?
Edward's Squirtle was hit by a Twisted Spoon!
Edward's Squirtle evolved into a Psytle!
Squirtle400: Alright go Psytle!
Psyic Pump!
Mewizard: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Mewizard faints!
There is a Pokemon called Psytle?
Recap: Mewizard and Squirtle400 become friends. A new character arrives, his name is Black Prefect.
Battle#4
Squirtle400's Ball

Player: Squirtle400
Date: 10/02/01
Setting: Corridor

Mewizard and Squirtle400 are walking along the corridor of the To-Be-Ocean-Version-School.
Mewizard accidentally drops Squirtle400's Tennis Ball of Memories!
Squirtle400 hits the ball so that Mewizard can catch it, but Black Prefect catchs it.
NNNNOOOO!!!!
Fire Spin!
Hydro Pump!
Razor Leaf!
ThunderShock!
Psyic!
Bite!
Black Prefect falls dead, but ball is gone.
Mewizard: I think that was too much.
Recap: Well its St. Valentine's Day, 2 girls and 2 boys are on a double date.
Battle#5
Double Date Into Double Battle

Player: Lisa
Date: 14/02/01
Setting: Swimming Pool

Ahh, nothing better than relaxing with my beloved Mike in the swimming pool.
Lisa forgot that there Jack and Hilda are also in the swimming pool!
Oh yeah.
Hilda swims over to Lisa.
Hilda: Jack is such a nice guy.
Yes, but Mike is better.
Hilda: No, Jack is!
Hilda wants to fight!
Ally Mike and Enemy Jack comes!
Go Starmie!
Jack: Go Machamp!
Hilda: Go Blastoise!
Mike: Go Hitmonlee!
Starmie, Water Gun!
Mike: Demon Kick!
Hilda: Hydro Pump!
Jack: Fling!
Hitmonlee kick Machamp which flinged Starmie with Water Gunned Blastoise who Hydro Pumped Hitmonlee!
This is like the cheat with three Gameboys at once.
Its suppose to be like that.
This is crazy!
Lisa is confused!
Lisa used HORRIBLESTINKYSMELL in confusion!
Lisa fainted!
Mike fainted!
Jack fainted!
Hilda fainted!
Battle fainted!
Therefore battle ended!
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