| Recap: Ok, so Mewizard, Evilchu, and Rick have all come back to life, Osiltal is ill, and, wait, where are we? (Oceantrilogy#3 Part 1) Battle#105 Cell Wars Episode#1 The Germ Menace Player: (none) Date:07/03/04 Setting: In the Neo-Fanfic Narrator's room Ah, what a nice cup a tea. *ahem* Oh, hi brother. *ahem* What is it? *Points to readers* Huh? *looks* Oh shit. Setting: In a dark mysterious place Right now, in a land not so far away, a Star Wars spoof is about to begin. Who the heck wrote this stuff?! *ahem* Anyways, In a land known as Latliso, a civil war has just ended, and the Cancerian Republican has risen as the victor and ruler of all the countries in Latliso. Peace ensues for a few years, until the White Bloods, learned that the Merg Federation was trying to take over a country known as Lunga. Our story begins on a Merg Federation ship, with two of the White Bloods, Wasabi, and Sushi. Player: Sushi Setting: On a Merg Federation ship Master Wasabi, what do you plan to do once we reach Lunga? Wasabi: Actually I have no clue. WHAT?! Wasabi: ccording to the movie I was watching, which was called 'Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace", our cover will be blown, and we'll have to escape. IT'S A MOVIE, DAMN IT! Wasabi: Have you not learned anything that I have taught you my padiwan? Well, I only learned how to make and use a aurorasaber from you, the rest of the White Blood philosophy, teachings and stuff I learned from the others. Wasabi: Good job, my padiwan, that was the exact lesson I was trying to teach you. ... Robotic Servant appears! Robotic Servant: Your cover has been blown! Wasabi: See? Told you! Robotic: Surrender! Go - Wasabi: IDIOT, RUN! What?! Wasabi: In the movie, the two 'Jedis' ran away at this part! We are not Jedis, we are White Bloods! Wasabi runs away! Oh damn it! Run! Sushi runs away! Setting: In the Merg Federation ship's plane hangar Wasabi: Jump in! Stupid damn White Bloods, had to assign me a Star Wars freak as my teacher. Setting: On Planet Lunga Space ship crashes! DAMN IT! Wasabi: Don't worry, soon, we'll meet the queen. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?! According to the movie, a really annoying creature will take us there soon. Great, just great. Setting: 5 Hours later Wasabi: He'll be here soon. Setting: 10 Hours later I DON'T BELIEVE IT! HE WAS RIGHT! Blinky: Huh? Me not understand? What strange man talking about? Grrr... Setting: In the Queen's palace Queen Majara: HELP!!! Was this suppose to happen? Wasabi: Well the queen was suppose to be in danger. Evililious: Wasabi, it's been a long time. Wasabi: *GASP* Umm, who's he? Wasabi: He was my former padiwan, but he soon betrayed the White Bloods, and joined the Black Bloods. So was that suppose to happen? Wasabi: No. Oh my gosh, for once you sound said something serious, AND the course of events isn't following Star Wars anymore! Evililious: If you want to rescue the queen, you will have to fight me! Wasabi: Go Green Aurorasaber! Go Blue Aurorasaber! Evililious: Go Red Aurorasaber! WHO WILL WIN?! Find out, in Part II |
| Recap: Still stuck in some strange world (Oceantrilogy#3 Part 2) Battle#106 Cell Wars Episode#2 The Attack of the Mitosis Player: (none) Date:07/03/04 Setting: In the Neo-Fanfic Narrator's room In a land known as Latliso, a civil war has just ended, and the Cancerian Republican has risen as the victor and ruler of all the countries in Latliso. Peace ensues for a few years, until the White Bloods, learned that the Merg Federation was trying to take over a country known as Lunga. Continuing from our story, Wasabi and Sushi, two White Bloods, arrive at the palace of Lunga, only the find the queen taken hostage by Evililious, how the heck do you prononce that?! STOP RUINING THE INTROS! Player: Sushi Setting: Queen's palace, Lunga, Latliso Evililious wants to fight! Wasabi: Go Green Aurorasaber! Go Blue Aurorasaber! Evililious: Go Red Aurorasaber! I hate to interupt you guys, but, what's with the different coloured sabers? It's a White Bloods thing. Ok..... Blue Aurorasaber, use Spinning Slash! Blue Aurorasaber uses Spinning Slash! Blue Aurorasaber spins around and around, and it points to Sushi! THIS IS NO ROULETTE! No, but whoever your saber points to, whoever it attacks. Oh crap. Blue Aurorasaber attacks Sushi! Sushi is on 1 HP! Damn it, all good attacks just HAVE to have a catch! Yep. Wasabi uses Evililious, I am your master! Evililious counters with Not anymore! Ok, this is not a conversation, this is a battle! I actually agree with you. Wasabi says that you're only a padiwan, and should not interfere with the ways of full White Bloods. ... Red Aurorasaber uses Stab! Blue Aurorasaber, counter with Jab! Red Aurorasaber decides to backSTAB Blue Aurorasaber! Red Aurorasaber has no reason to backstab Blue Aurorasaber! Ineffective! Yes! Blue Aurorasaber jabs Red Aurorasaber! ... ... Well? I can't think of a pun for that. o.o; Oh well, Red Aurorasaber faints! Evililious: HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR! This is Pokebattles, it's not suppose to be fair. Evililious: Damn it, RUN! Evililious got away safely! Queen Majara, are you alright? Queen Majara: DO I LOOK OK TO YOU? Well.. Queen Majara: THAT BASTARD KILLED ALL MY SERVANTS. Yes, I feel sorry for that too :( Queen Majara: YOU FEEL SORRY FOR THEM! WHAT ABOUT ME, WHO'LL BRING ME MY MEALS, DRESS ME, FEED ME, AND SO ON! Wow, how snobbish. Wasabi: The queen isn't suppose to be like that! What do you mean? Wasabi: According to Star Wars, the queen is suppose to be kind, and caring! On with the movie again? Wasabi: NO! THIS IS FALLING APART! 0.0; No comment. Setting: A few days later, at the Cancerian Republic HQ Queen Majara: So, please! Stop the Merg Federation in its tracks! Senator King: Alright then, we'll send our army to Lunga, while the White Bloods will take care of the Merg Federation. So how did we get involved into this. Wasabi: I DON'T KNOW, THE MOVIE DIDN'T SAY! IS THIS SUPPOSE TO EVEN BE HAPPENING?! Well, according to the movie, you're suppose to be dead by now. Wasabi: See, I told you the movie was just a movie. Actually I said that, you said that the movie was our destiny Wasabi: Shut up! *sigh* Setting: Deep within the Merg Federation HQ Wasabi uses TALK! Wasabi: As long as we're quiet, we'll be ok. TALK hits guard! Guard uses RING! Guard rings the alarm! Wasabi: >< *sigh* |
| Recap: Part III of our current trilogy (Oceantrilogy#3 Part3) Battle#107 Cell Wars Epidsode #3 Secrets Revealed Player: Sushi Date: 05/04/04 Setting: In the Neo-Fanfic Narrator's room In a land known as Latliso, a civil war has just ended, and the Cancerian Republican has risen as the victor and ruler of all the countries in Latliso. Peace ensues for a few years, until the White Bloods, learned that the Merg Federation was trying to take over a country known as Lunga. Continuing from our story, Wasabi and Sushi, two White Bloods, arrived in the HQ of the Merg Federation, The operation was going swell until Wasabi talked. Setting: In the HQ of the Merg Federation Ok, that's it, my plan this time. Wasabi: Well hurry up, the enemy are coming! Ok, you go that way, I go this way! Wasabi: THAT'S YOU PLAN!!! Yes, it is. Enemey Soldier fires at Wasabi and Sushi! Run left! Sushi runs left! Wasabi: Run right! Wasabi runs right! Setting: In some kind of control room Damn Wasabi, watching way too many movies. Hmm, so where am I? Why don't you look around? ..., you know that's a good idea. Look around! Sushi looks around! Sushi sees that he is in some sort of control center! Do I have to yell out what I'm going to do just to do it? Yep. What kind of world is this? Umm, the Pokebattles Universe. Fine, fine, access secret files! Sushi accesses secret files! Hmm, lets see here, ah, a file labeled big secret, this ought to be fun. Acess big secret file! Sushi acesses big secret file! Who names their files big secret anyways? *shrug* Anyways, lets see what big secret the Merg Federation has. Player: Wasabi Setting: Somewhere else Damn movies, lied to me. ... What? Umm, nevermind Anyways, Evililious appears! So, have to come to apoligize? Evililious: Talk about wishful thinking. Fine then, prepare to fight your master! Evililious: What do you think I'm here for? Go Green Aurorasaber! Evililious: Go Red Aurorasaber! Jumping kick! Evililious: You've made your last mistake. Evililious: Counter with Spining Sword as Shield! Oh crap. Wasabi kicks the Aurorasaber! Wasabi, well you know what happens when someone touchs a lightsaber in Star Wars? Yeah, you got it. Player: Sushi Setting: In the hallway Sushi sees something! Oh no its- Evililious! And it looks like he killed someone too. Sushi sees that its Wasabi! NO! Evililious what have you done! Evililious: Well, he slipped and fell that's all. Oh, and I thought you killed him. Evililious:... Evililious: Run away! Master, are you ok? Wait, what's this, there's a red dot on your chest. Master, why aren't you breathing? ... Master? Let me help, Sushi realizes that Wasabi is dead! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Player: Evililious Setting: The control room Oh no, Sushi has acessed our files and now knows our secret! Mysterious Figure: Doesn't matter. There's nobody that will help him anyways. Player: Sushi Setting: In the White Bloods HQ Wasabi is dead. Whole room: *GASP* The Merg Federation is actually the Cancerian Republic. Whole room: *GASP* Their plan was the gain the people's trust first, and then use us as slaves to conquer other lands. Whole room: *GASP* We have to leave before they come and slaughter us! Whole room: leaves. Something has to be done, or else Latliso will become a living nightmare. Sushi leaves. |