| Recap: So now our young webmaster must go and put everyone where they belong. This is going to be a mess isn't it? Battle#101 Sighting of Ash Player: Osiltal Date: 26/08/03 Setting: The Ocean Tower Special Text: Osilver, Ocrystal, Osiltal Our heros prepare to leave the room. We need a narrator don't we? Osilver and Ocrystal noddes their heads. Deactivate Computer Narrator! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!- Good, now create a new Narrator ...... Well? I don't know how. That's a good point. Why don't you look on the computer. Can't. Why? No one to narrate it. Try clapping your hands together then yelling out your order. You don't seriously think that'll work, do you? Actually I do. Fine I'll do it. *Claps hand* I will now give birth to-- DON'T SAY THAT! Why? DO YOU WANT A NARRATOR COMING OUT OF YOUR BUTT?!! Oh right. *Claps hands* I SUMMON A NARRATOR! Osiltal summons a Narrator. Yippee! Hello everyone, I'm the new Narrator in town! Yes we know that, but now- I want to thank to Academy of Narration for all their training, I'd also like to thank- SHUT UP! Fine then! I'll cut it short. Thank you for employing me the Neo Narrator! Ok, second order of business. Yeah lets to catch us an intruder! No, not that! Then what? I need a new text colour! WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY! Ok, ok, fine, I'll just choose one. How bout this one. Pretty good eh? Sorry what? I said "Pretty good eh?" You choose black didn't you? Yeah, what's wrong? The background colour is black so we can't hear you. Fine then, this colour! How's this? Good. Good. Looks like a girly colour to me. You want to get fired? I meant a girly colour that can be suited for males as well. Let's just go. Player: Ash Setting: A field of some sort Osilver, Osiltal and Ocrystal appeared! Alright. here we are, at a field. 'Ash, Misty and Brock appeared! Who? Ash, Misty and Brock. Who? People from a cartoon called 'Pokemon'. You mean that annoying kid that keeps saying- I'm going to be a Pokemon Master one day! Yep. From the seriously boring cartoon where- Team Rocket, get back here with my Pikachu! Yep. No, they got away! Yep. Alright, let's get them home. Osiltal walks up to Ash, Misty and Brock! HELLO KIDS! ...... ...... ...... ...... What a great way to introduce themselves! Anyhow see where this goes in the next battle from Ocean Version! TO BE CONTINUED |> You took that from the 'Pokemon' cartoon didn't you? Yep. *Face fells* Osiltal's face fell on to the ground! Great, how nice. That was a stupid joke wasn't it? Yep. |
| Recap: Last, our young new webmaster spoted 'intruders' from the Pokemon dimension. Now he's trying to get them to go, let see what happens! Battle#102 If Pikachu Is So Important to You, Why Don't You Be More Careful? Player: Ash Date:20/09/03 Setting: A field Special Text: Osiltal, Osilver, Ocrystal After alot of explaining...... So you see, we have to send you home now. But Team Rocket has my Pikachu! Again? WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'AGAIN'? Tell me, how many times has Pikachu been captured? Ummm, about ....., ummmm. Exactly. Please, I have to rescue Pikachu! IF PIKACHU IS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU, WHY DON'T YOU BE MORE CAREFUL?! It's not my fault! This is sooooo boring. Shut up or you're fired! What kind of webmaster does that?! .... .... .... .... That's a good question. I need to get my Pikachu back! Ash runs off! Oh great. Just great. Misty and Brock also run off! Let's go too. Let them go. WHAT?! We'll chase them in the next battle, I'm too tired today. -_-; |
| Recap: Our heros are now chasing Ash and his gang so that they can get them back to the right dimension. Battle #103 It's Hard Chasing Ash Player: Ash Date: 15/10/03 Setting: Some ruins of Ocean Version Special Text: Osiltal, Osilver, Ocrystal There's the balloon! Ash sights the TR Balloon! Get back here! Setting: Somewhere else Zzz WAKE UP! WHAT?! It's the next battle already! Oh. Let's go! Yeah, let's go catch Ash! Osiltal. Osilver, and Ocrystal goes to catch Ash! Some ashes fly in front of our heros. ... ... ... Maybe I should re-enter at the Narrator Academy. Setting: The field where Ash is in Go Noctowl! Ash sends out Noctowl! Destroy the balloon! Noctowl destroys the balloon! The balloon falls- YES! On Ash Ouch! Jessie and James wants to fight! GO BAYLEAF! Ash sends out Bayleaf! Misty sends out Starmie! Brock sends out Onix! Jessie sends out Arbok! James sends out Weezing! Bayleaf use Razor Leaf! Bayleaf uses Razor Leaf! Bayleaf and Razor Leaf sees each other! They fall in love! .... I need better jokes. Starmie uses Water Gun! Starmie points its gun at Arbok! Arbok takes the gun and points it at Starmie! Starmie surrenders! Osiltal, Osilver, and Ocrystal appeared! GO SWORD! GO DARK SWORD! COMBINE ATTACK! BLACK & WHITE SLASH! Sword and Dark Sword use Black & White Slash! The swords become B&W! Attack lowers by 100! Oh damit, Sword, slash! Sword slashes Pikachu! -_-; NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pikachu was freed! Pikachu, THUNDER! Pikachu uses Thunder! It's hits the TR! The TR is- Open portal! Flying into the portal! Thank you for - Yeah, yeah, that's nice, KICK! Osiltal kicks Ash, Misty and Brock into the portal. You noticed that Brock didn't do anything right? Stupid, inexperienced narrator. :( Count me kicking them in as their lose and my win. Stupid, greedy record-hogging webmaster. |