| Recap: 10 more battles till the end. Battle#91 The End (Part1) Player: Ored Date: 10/11/02 Setting: The Ocean HQ Special Text: Edward/Squirtle400, Mewizard, Osilver, Ocrystal, Bug, Master Of Annyance, Psytle Edward, we just learned that the number of Dark Pikachus so far is apporiamately 1000 and we know that their numbers are still growing. This is bad. Right, here's the plan, we're going to develope a portal to the a future version. What? Yes, to a version where there is still no webmaster yet, in fact I plan to open a portal to Version #1000. Why #1000? Yeah, why? That's a bit close don't you think? Why not somewhere like #100000000000? Version #1000 has a nickname, and this nickname is 'The Empty Version' All the other blank versions have a piece land at least, but this one has nothing in it. I see. Why not just ask me to open this portal. Your powers can only go to existing versions. That is we need to make a portal machine that can take us anywhere, even Earth. I see. Why did you call us then? Ored, Oblue, Ogreen, Oyellow, OGold, Osilver, and Ocrystal wait for an answer. You are to defend this base while we build this portal machine. I see. Be careful, the Dark Pikachus are not as weak as they may seem. Ored, Oblue, Ogreen, Oyellow, OGold, Osilver, and Ocrystal went outside. Player: Mike Alright lets get started! Great idea. OK, Mewizard I need to you melt all this metal so that we can use them. Master of Annoyance, your job is to create a portal to anywhere we can get more metals and bring some back, Psytle, you'll be helping Master Of Annoyance. Bug I need you to help me design the portal machine. Hey what about me? I need you to stand there until we are ready to start building. Yes sir! Mike used STAND! Mike is now standing still! For some reason I feel that I'm being tricked. Player: Oblue Setting: The part Oblue is defending Dark Pikachu#2 appeared! Go, Squirtle! Oblue sends out Squirtle! Squirtle use Water Gun! Squirtle takes out a water gun and sprays Dark Pikachu#2 with water! Oblue's face greatly fell! Dark Pikachu#2 uses Dark Wave! Squirtle dodge it! A wave of darkness swept over Squirtle! Squirtle is lost in the wave of darkness! Squirtle's sense of direction greatly fell! Dark Pikachu#2 uses Dark Shock! Squirtle and Oblue is defeated! Help! Osilver rushes into the scene! Totodile use your Bite attack! Dark Pikachu#2 loses! Ok.... ok..... I was bored ok? Battle fell alseep! |
| Recap:I don't even think anyone is reading this. Battle#92 The End (Part2) Player: Mike Date: 17/11/02 Setting: Ocean HQ Special Text: Squirtle400/Edward, Mewizard, Master Of Annoyance, Psytle, Bug Ok, how many Dark Pikachus are there right now? Mewizard checks computer screen. Holy- What? Their numbers have grown to 10 000 already! This is bad, very bad. Can I move now? No! Player: (nobody) Setting: Ocean Version's Junk Yard Boy, look at all this junk! Wow! Come on lets get these into a pile. Dark Pikachu #3 appeared! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN! RUN! Why are we having the copying joke again? Probably cause Edward is getting really lazy! Player: Mike Setting: Ocean HQ ACHOO! Who's been talking about me?! ? ? Player: (NOBODY!) Setting: Ocean Version's Junk Yard *pants* Too much. Dark Pikachu #3 appearered! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Master Of Annoyance and Psytle are cornered! If it's a fight you want we'll give you a fight! Speak for youself! Ok, I'll give you a fight! Dark Pikachu#3 says Dark Pika, Dark, Dark Pikachu! You want to translate that Psytle. Um, he said 'I come in peace!' Say, 'How do we know we can trust you?' Dark Pikachu#3 says Dark Pikachu! Um, he said 'Actually I just wanted to say "I come in peace" before I kill you' Fine then lets DUEL! .... .... Dark Pikachu#3 says .... THIS IS POKEBATTLES NOT DUEL MONSTERS! Um.. hehe opps. Master Of Annoyance wants to fight! And so does Psytle! And Dark Pikachu#3! Stupid lazy Narrator. Annoying Speech! Mind Penatrate! Annoying Speech combined with Mind Penatrate and becomes Annoying Mind Penatrating Speech! Master Of Annoyance begans an Annoying Mind Penatrating Speech! You are a young little Dark Pikachu, Dark Pikachu#3, you have so much to do, blah bla blah bla blah..... Dark Pikachu #3 died of Annoying speechs! Now lets carry some metal back home. Battle got carried away! |
| Recap: Ok, We're back in the HQ. Battle#93 The End (Part 3) Player: Mike Date: 24/11/02 Setting: Ocean's HQ Special Text: Edward/Squirtle400, Bug, Mewizard, Master Of Annoyance, Psytle Ok, Edward I need the measurments. 500 damage! Alright! 500, wait a second, WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Playing Golden Sun. YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE HELPING ME! Oh yeah, sorry. Good what are the measurments? 200 damage chip combo alright! 200.., WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW! Playing Megaman Battle Network. Ok that's it! Chill I was kidding, the measurment is 200. Ok. Now can I move? (See Battle#91 for reference) NO! NO! :'( Setting: The place where Mewizard is melting the metal. Flamethrower! Mewizard uses Flamethrower! The metal melts! OK, I've been hearing and listening to the same thing for 3 battles now, give me a break! Sorry, I haven't got any Kit Kat Bars TM. I MEANT AS IN A REST! Oh why didn't you say so? BECAUSE----- A portal opened! Master Of Annoyance and Psytle came in! The metal you need. is here. You know, we could get penalized for that. Yeah, try that again! The metal you need- -is here. Much better. Player: Osiltal Setting: Somewhere else Goodbye dad, goodbye mom. Osiltal looks at the world he lives in once more before he goes into hiding. A tear rolls down his cheek as he steps in the place which will be his home for a while. |
| Recap: Mewizard is going to 'woo' Oyellow the Romeo way. Battle#94 The End (Part 4) Player: Oyellow Date: 1/12/02 Setting: Where ever Oyellow is suppose to be Oh please. answer my call of love, for my heart is with thy! Ok, first of all I never did like Shakespeare and second of all NO! Oh please, you are the sun in my universe! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mewizard I thought you had something to do?! Yeah! Love someone first before I die! Nevermind. Oh, bright angel, for thou art as glorious as to the sun, being o'er my head! YOU COPIED THAT FROM ROMEO AND JULIET FROM ACT2 SCENCE2! How did you know?! You're holding the book! Oh, umm.. opps. Put Away! Mewizard puts the book away! Oh gentle Oyellow, sad hours seem so long, why art thou not answer my love? You know that that sentence doesn't make sense right? Owww. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SHUT UP- GIVE ME A CHANCE PLEASE! No. My heart is with someone already! NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Look there is a piece of Mewizard's face, here too and here! At least tell me who it is before I give up. You will give up? Yes, I'll do it because of the love I have for you and because of that I want you to be happy. You really love me? Yes. Oh, Mewizard my heart is with you! Oh, him. Yes, you! ME?! Yes! And so the newly formed couple hugged and kissed each other. Next time on Ocean Version, Mewizard and Oyellow's wedding! |
| Recap: Forget the wedding, futher plot development is needed! Battle#95 The End (Part 5) Player: Mike Date: 08/12/02 Setting: Ocean HQ Special Text: Squirtle400/Edward, Bug, Osilver CAN I MOVE NOW! (joke refers the battle#91) NO! NO! :( Edward, we have a problem! What?! We found out something that will affect our plans! Ok, can you just tell me?! Ok, in Version#1000 there isn't anything in it, but.. Yes, that was the plan Version#1000 has nothing. Except for portals! What, how do you know this! The portal machine was able to make a really small portal to Version#1000, I sended a video camera in and I saw a ton of portals! This is bad, very bad. What are we going to do?! Ok, plan B we take apart the portal machine and use the parts as a super laser to defeat Evilchu! Good, lets get started! Player: Ogreen *yawn* Ogreen is yawning! I hope that was obvious. IT'S MY JOB! Player: none *yawn* Osilver is yawning! Hello Narrator of Truth. *sob* He actually talked to me as a friend! Umm, ok.... Player: Osiltal I feel so loney, so.... The young Osiltal sits there counting the days away. |
| Recap: Lets check in with Osiltal. Battle#96 The End (Part6) Players: Osiltal Date: 15/12/02 Setting: Ocean HQ Its just me, my sword, and my other sword. I feel so lonely. There isn't anyone else in hiding. They're all dead. Yes, I know, this is so depressing. I mean the swords can't even talk. I know. One more thing before I go, stop talking to yourself. Ok byebye. Byebye. ... ... You're still talking to yourself. How do you know that its not you talking to yourself? Sword looks at Osiltal! Dark Sword tugs Osiltal's arm! Am I going insane?! I'm talking to myself AND telling myself to stop talking to myself, this is insane! I know that this is insane, I told you to stop talking to yourself! Well then quit coming back! Why don't you go?! Why don't you?! I am the orginal! No, I am! I am! I am! Poor kid. Oh, hi Narrator of Truth. You're cured already? What do you mean cured? You were sick! No, I wasn't, anyways, let me introduce you to my friend, Osiltal! ...... Will Osiltal go insane, find out some other time! |
| Recap: The ways people celebrate Christmas in Ocean Version Battle#97 The End (Part7) Player: (none) Date: 22/12/02 Setting: Ocean's HQ Special Text: Osilver, Ocyrstal, Mewizard, Squirtle400/Edward, Psytle, Master Of Annoyance, Bug I love you Osilver! I love you Ocyrstal! Osilver and Ocyrstal kisses each other. Lets get on the bed! STOP! WHAT! DO YOU REMEMBER THE RULES OF POKEBATTLES?! Yes I know no s- Don't even say that word! Alright, fine, why don't you just go away and let us have s- No saying that word! Well, are you going to leave? Ok.. Player: Oyellow So, when are we getting married? Aren't you suppose to kneel on your knees and present me with a ring? Oh yeah, that's was what I forgot! Men! Mewizard tooks out a box a kneels on his knees! Will you marry me? Yes! Player: Ored TV is good. Player: Oblue Good TV. Player: Ogreen TV. Player: Mike Ahh, this is the live. My beer and the TV. That's worse then everyone else I visited! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! Player: (none) So how are you guys celebrating Christmas? We're playing on the N64! Playing what? What do you think? Give me a clue. I'm using Samus, Psytle is using Ness and Master of Annoyance is using Link. Super Smash Brothers? Yes. That's old you know. Its a good game you know. Player: Ogold Online games are good! Player: (none) Hey, Narrator of Truth! Hey Bug! Just in time. For? A game of Virtua Fighter Remix! I just called Super Smash Brothers old and I'm going to play Virtua Fighter Remix on the Sega Saturn, oh well. |