Recap: Everybody is bored.
Battle#31
The Start of Sims

Player: (nobody)
Date: 17/11/01
Setting: At a tournament

Everybody is at the tournament now.
I'm not bored.
Remember everything the Narrator Of Lies say is a lie.
I'm bored too.
I don't have a great idea!
What is it?
We won't use the people of Ocean Version to not play a game of Sims!
Great idea!
Who shouldn't we use?
We each pick 8 people which split up into 2 families!
I don't choose Mewizard, Master Of Annoyance, Psytle, Mike, Ocrystal, Oyellow, Prof. Oelm and Max
I choose Osilver, Oblue, Ored, Ogold, Ogreen, Thomas, Black Prefect and A. Pokemon.
Let's build the houses now!

Setting 6 hours later

This is just a filler by the way.
Check tommorrow (Sunday) for more!
Recap: Don't we just love the Sims

Battle#32
The Sims (Part 1)

Player: (nobody)
Date: 18/11/01
Setting: At a tournament

Don't you think it is too hard with 16 people?
No.
Let just have 2 families of two, okay?
No!
I choose Osilver, Ocrystal, Lisa and Mike.
I don't choose Oblue, Oyellow, Master Of Annoyance and A.Pokemon.
Game started!

Player: Osilver
Setting: In a Sims house

Great, I'm now a Pokebattles Sim, under the Narrator of Truth's control. Plus, I have to be in the same house as Ocrystal.
Ocrystal asks what is so bad about her.
Nothing really, I just don't like to share a house with anyone that is suppose to be my rival.
Narrator Of Truth clicks on Osilver's icon.
Narrator Of Truth makes Osilver use KISS
Yeah, as if I'm going to kiss you.
SHUT UP!
Osilver kiss Ocrystal!
Ocrystal's LOVE POINTS greatly rose!
Osilver's LOVE POINTS greatly rose!
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHUT UP!

Player: Ocrystal

That felt good!
Osilver asks why you're the only person that never says SHUT UP! to him!
Because I like you too much!
Osilver screams!

Player: Osilver

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator makes Ocrystal use KISS!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me! RUN!
Osilver uses RUN!
Ocrystal is chasing Osilver!

Player: Ocrysta
Setting: After ten kisses

Game rules say that the female must say 'Do you want a baby?' after ten kiss!
No way I'm going to say such a thing.
Yes you are!
What if I don't!
Then I'll throw you into the trash can!
Alright!
Osilver?
Osilver is scared!
Do you want a ..
Osilver is hoping this isn't about a baby!
Do you think I want to say this?!
Osilver listens!
Do you want a baby?

Player: Osilver

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHUT UP!
Because you're so annoying, I'm going to press YES for you!
No, please, no! Mercy! Mercy, O Mighty Narrator Of Truth!
SHUT UP!
Narrator of Truth press yes!
A baby appearers!
What do you want to name you baby?
Osilver and Ocrystal became IMPORTANT CHARACTERS and like Mewizard, Master Of Annoyance, Bug, Bird and Squirtle400, you two get a TEXT COLOUR!!!!
Osilver's text colour is
this!
Ocrystal's text colour is this!

Player: (nobody)

Let's name out baby Osiltal!
It's a boy!
Let's get married!
Yes!
Oh damn it! I was hope they would scream!!!!!!!!
Well it's just a filler of how they got their text colours, read below for the real battle this week!
Recap: Remember how Master Of Annoyance was anrgy at Osilver, today they fight.
Battle #33
The Sims(Part2)

Player:(nobody)
Date: 18/11/01
Setting: Sims

Master Of Annoyance is here!
Let me get the door sweet.
Sure door, I meant darling!

Setting: Outside Osilver's house

Oh it a suprise to see you!
SHUT UP! I'm here to see who is the most annoying!
I guess me and ...
not me.
Yes me and Narrator Of Lies will narrate this.
Annoying Speech!
But I'm not annoying though!
Master Of Annoyance uses Annoying Speech!
That is so annoying!
SHUT UP!
Master Of Annoyance:1
Osilver: -1
Whatever negative number Narrator Of Lies say change it into a postive to get it's true number.
Punch!
Annoying Scream!
Master Of Annoyance was PUNCHed.
Master Of Annoyance didn't SCREAM ANNOYINGly loud!
Master Of Annoyance: 2
Osilver: 1
Go Totodile!
Hydro Pump!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! His voice is so annoying!
Annoy!
Master Of Annoyance was hit by HYDRO PUMP!
Osilver was ANNOYed!
Attack continues!
Osilver was ANNOYed!
Attack contiues!
Osilver was ANNOYed!
Attack continues!
Osilver was ANNOYed!
Master Of Annoyance: -6
Osilver: -2
Mewizard appearered!
Oh dammit! First a long stupid filler now this.
Do you know how know Master Of Annoyance's name is, you two Narrators?
I have to type it every times is said!
End the battle with a pun or something!
Totodile, Scratch!
Master Of Annoyance was SCRATCHed!
Master Of Annoyance became SCRAed To deatH in a Choas!
What wasn't that?
It was the only way to fit in all the letters.
Osiltal came out
Master Kick!
Osiltal, close your eyes, daddy doesn't want you to see this bad person beat daddy up!
Osiltal uses Close!
Osiltal CLOSEs his eyes!
Kick!
Master Of Annoyance fainted!

At least I'm more annoying!

Osilver won!
Battle didn't end!
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