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Pokebattles? An ongoing series of battles written in a special fanfic form. Instead of the conventional way of writing fanfics, the pokebattle is written using pokemon narration. This is almost the ONLY reason, whatsoever, that the "poke" is in pokebattles.
With that said, here are my battles.
1-5; 6-10; 10-15; 15-20; 20-35; 35-40; 45-50; 55-60; 75-80; 85-90; 95-100(I wish.)

I've never kept battle records, ever before, but I think I'll try. These will always be a week behind.
Battle Records will be in w/l/d format
Trigon: 0/1/0 - Battle #1
Hellner: 0/1/0 - Battle #1
Russ: 1/1/0 -Battle #1
Rycki 1/0/0 - Battle #1








































































































 Battle One: Restart.
Date: 2/26/01
Player: Trigon

Welcome.... to my house of TORMENT! MUHAHAHAHA!
DAMN YOU, webmaster! You HAD to hit the restart button! I never wanted to star in a battle! Why the hell couldn't I just stay an extra to be killed!!!!
That CAN be arranged!
TRIGON was ripped apart in a EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL and extremely BLOODY way!
TRIGON died!

Player: Hellner

HELLNER is walking around the BLANK SPACE!
And oh what a blank space it is.
Wild PIDGEY appeared!
The hell? How the hell did a pidgey just appear out of a blank, black, unseeable nothing?
Don't question it!
Wild PIDGEY used SAND ATTACK!
Wild PIDGEY attacked the SAND!
What sand?
TONS of SAND appeared ABOVE YOU!
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
HELLNER died!

Player: Webmaster

GREAT! We've already gone through two characters and I haven't even gotten the words "wants to fight" in on any of these.. DAMNIT! Proud of yourself, Narrartor?
NARRATOR nods!
You would be... leave me to think..
NARRATOR ran away!

Player: Rycki

WHY does your name look familiar?
Hiya! I'm Rycki! I'm Nycki's twin! *poing*
ACK.... A poinging pikachu is Nycki's twin? Now I know why Nycki went insane. It wasn't from years of being locked up, or something like that, it was from this poinging pikachu beside me!
*POING*
RYCKI used POING!
ARRRGHH... It's enough to make ME go insane!!!!
HELP ME!
RYCKI's attack continues!
OWWWW...
RYCKI's attack continues!
NOOOOO!!!
NARRATOR SANITY is in critical condition!
RYCKI's attack contiues!
CRITICAL HIT!
NARRATOR SANITY fainted!
GWAAAAAAA.....
Webmaster: ACK.

Time: Later that day....
Location: mIRC status window.

Connectiong to chocobo.esper.net
Unable to connect (WARK)!
What the...
Connecting to chocobo.esper.net
Unable to connect (WARK)!
Thats it, chocobo, it's time to get down 'n' dirty!
ESPERNET wants to FIGHT!
ESPERNET sent out CHOCOBO!
Go, RUSS!
RUSS sent out RUSS!
Let's go, just you 'n' me, Chocoboy..
CHOCOBO used WARK!
It's super effective!
RUSS's ANNOYANCE greatly rose!
That's the LAST straw!
RUSS used SODA!
CHOCOBO was LURED over to RUSS!
RUSS raised ANIME MALLET!
*WHAM*
HAH. That'll show ya to wark at me.
Connecting to chocobo.esper.net
Connected.

Joined #pokebattles
PEER wants to fight!
PEER set up you the bomb!
What you say!
PEER: All your base are belong to us!
PEER wants to fight!
RUSS sent out RUSS!
PEER sent out PEER!
PEER used PEER PRESSURE!
PEE is under PRESSURE!
PEE exploded! PEER fainted!
mIRC connection fainted!
Use next connection?
Nah. I'll just stay off.
Connecting to nah.i`ll.just.stay.off
Unable to connect (STAY OFF, then!)
RUSS used CLOSE!
mIRC fainted!

Location: Russ's room. (Reality)
Argh... today sucks.. I'm going to sleep..
RUSS is fast asleep!