Game Designer 1-0-0 - 1
Rocket 0-1-0 - 1
Super Hurricane 0-1-0 - 2
Rika Tonaka 0-0-1 - 2
Misty 0-0-1 - 2
| Battle #3: Coin Case is Required!
Location: Rocket Game Corner, Celadon City
Player: Game Designer [0-1-0]
Writer: ArticOne 2k
KOFFING lined up!
Scored 15 coins!
WOOOHOOO!!!
I'm hot tonight, baby!!!
One more go?
Oh Yeah!!!
Bet how many coins?
3! 3! 3! 3! 3!
Start!
All right, remember watch for it... watch for...
...
NOW!!! NOW!!! NOW!!!
KOFFING lined up!
Scored 15 coins!
Yes! Did it again! Oh man do I ever rock!!!
Hey.... I thought those POKéMON would kill you!
Ahh, old news. I tricked 'em.
GAME DESIGNER pulled lever!
And..... NOW! NOW! NOW!!!
BAR lined up!
Scored 100 coins!
Oh YES! YEEEEESSSSS!!!
On FIRE! FIRE!!!
GAME DESIGNER is on FIRE!
OOOOWWWW!!! Not literally!!!
GAME DESIGNER used STOP, DROP, and ROLL!
It's Super Effective!
Other than that, I'm glad I came to the GAME CORNER!
I've earned a haul!
GAME DESIGNER is HOOKED!
No I'm not. I can leave whenever I want!
Then go ahead!
Uhhh... Fine! I will!
GAME DESIGNER steped ONCE!
GAME DESIGNER stepped TWICE!
GAME DESIGNER collapsed!
I... I just can't leave... I... I must GAMBLE!!!
GAME DESIGNER RAN back to SLOT MACHINE!
OUT OF ORDER
This is broken.
WHAT!!!
That's okay, I'll go to the next one...
OUT TO LUNCH
This is reserved.
But....
There's always another one...
Someone's keys are here.
They'll be back.
NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!
GAME DESIGNER used RUN TO CORNER TO CRY!
GAME DESIGNER hit ROCKET!
Attack failed!
ROCKET2: Uhh... I'm just standing here. Really. Uhh...
ROCKET2 wants to FIGHT!
ROCKET2 sent out RATTATA!
Rattata? I can take him out myself.
Go! GAME DESIGNER!
Couldn't have said it better myself.
RATTATA used TAIL WHIP!
RATTATA WHIPPED it's TAIL!
Whip it good!
Then I'll use .... uhhh...
GAME DESIGNER must GAMBLE!
...badly!
ROCKET2: Aha! Your Gambling Addiction will assure me a victory!
ROCKET2:GWAHAHAHAHAHA...
What?... RATTATA is DEVOLVING!
RATTATA DEVOLVED into NON-LIVING ORGANISM!
ROCKET2:HAHAhahahahaaaa...
ROCKET2:...
...
ROCKET2: I'm so dead.
It looks like the tables have turned ROCKET2... turning...
GAME DESIGNER thought of ONE ARMED BANDITS!
GAME DESIGNER needs to GAMBLE badly!
I'm so dead...
ONE ARMED BANDITS appeared!
ROCKET2: Say what?
Slot machines?
ONE ARMED BANDITS: No, we only look like SLOT MACHINES.
GAME DESIGNER used PULL DOWN ARM!
7s lined up!
Scored 1000 coins!
ONE ARMED BANDITS:...Uhhhh.... You! R-Guy! Give me pokémon!
ONE ARMED BANDIT points GUN!
ONE ARMED BANDITS:Now!
You know, it's sad that we're being held up by a SLOT MACHINE.
ONE ARMED BANDITS: Shut up.
ROCKET2 used GIVE!
ROCKET2 gave ONE ARMED BANDIT his POKéMON!
ONE ARMED BANDITS: Okay then...
ONE ARMED BANDITS rode off into the SUNSET!
Hey! Wait! Can I keep the coins! You don't need 'em right? Your a SLOT MACHINE!
SLOT MACHINES errr... ONE ARMED BANSITS used GUNSHOT!
It missed GAME DESIGNER!
It kept going... and crashed!
Into ROCKET2!
ROCKET2: O.O;;;;;;
Ummm... does this mean I win?
ROCKET2: Not a chance!
ROCKET2 sent out ROCKET2!
Uhhh... Do I still need to gamble? I don't think I do.
GAME DESIGNER isn't ADDICTED TO GAMBLING anymore!
Guess pulling the lever on that SLOT MACHINE helped huh?
ONE ARMED BANDIT: I'm not a SLOT MACHINE!
SLOT MACHINES ummm... ONE ARMED BANDITS used GUNSHOT!
It missed GAME DESIGNER!
It kept going... and crashed!
Into ROCKET2!
ROCKET2: ow.
Are you okay?
ROCKET: I'm cool... I'm cool... just send out a POKéMON...
uhhh... who? who? uhhh.... I know!
GAME DESIGNER sent out COIN CASE!
COIN CASE used PAY DAY!
Coins scattered everywhere!
ROCKET was DEFEATED!
ROCKET: Hospital.... need... medical assitance... is there a doctor in the casino...
So....
ROCKET2: I may be defeated, and I may be bleeding, and my left side may be tingling, but remember, there isn't a button that if you push it blows up the city. Okay?
ROCKET2 left to go to HOSPITAL!
Button that if you push it blows up the city. Pfft. I bet it opens a secret Rocket base.
Then push it.
GAME DESIGNER used PUSH BUTTON!
BUTTON used EXPLOSION!
LARGE MUSHROOM CLOUD appeared!
RADIATION appeared!
SHOCKWAVES appeared!
CELADON CITY died!
WTF?
Hello? Anyone?
GAME DESIGNER was turned into FLOATING MOLECULES!
O.O;;;
WTF?
Factory, several weeks ago.
FACTORY WORKER: We don't have anymore buttons to open secret bases in casinos, but we do have buttons that can create nucular explosions and blow up cities.
FACTORY MANAGER: Fine, nobody uses those anyway.
Location: Radioactive Remains of Celadon City
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