Battle #2: “Let’s get a
Pizza”
Participants: Rockman (Forté)
, Mr_Graves
[No
Record], RobbyMVB [No Record]
Big Annoyance: Ciaran [1 annoyance
point]
<Forté> ROCKMAN now thinks he SEES everyone!
Princess Kira enters the chat
<Ciaran> We lost
you for a minute there...
<Princess
Kira > What? Robby is evolving!
<Mr. Graves> You
can see everyone?
<Mystery03> 6
<RobbyMVB>
Shaddup, MD.
<Forté>
ROCKMAN can see 6!
<Mystery03> people
<RobbyMVB>
I can see 6!
<Ciaran> So can I!
<RobbyMVB>
But Mr. Graves isn't talking!
<Mystery03> I can
<Princess
Kira > counting yourselves?
<Forté>
ROCKMAN used HEY! I WAS NARRATING!!!!
<Mr. Graves> Yeah
I am
<Mystery03> yes
<RobbyMVB>
No wait, now he is.
<RobbyMVB>
Shaddup, MD.
<Mr. Graves>
MilkMan, Bash Usokki!
<Princess
Kira > Robby your a pain in the butt
<RobbyMVB>
Continue battle!
<Mr. Graves> With
a milk bottle!
<Ciaran> OK!
<RobbyMVB>
Usokki! Low low LOW KICK!
<Forté>
MILKMAN used BASHUSOKKI!
<RobbyMVB>
hah!
<RobbyMVB>
Usokki's made of stone, ya fool.
<Forté> USOKKI
was BASHed with a MILK BOTTLE!
<Forté>
USOKKI shattered!
<Mr. Graves> That
doesn't mean a Milk Bottle Bashing can't hurt him :)
<RobbyMVB>
AH!
<RobbyMVB>
Return.
<Forté>
USOKKI fainted!
<Ciaran> :)
<Ciaran> Too late,
methinks...
<RobbyMVB>
Hmm...
<RobbyMVB>
Go! Lemonade Stand!
<RobbyMVB>
Use HOT SUMMER DAY!
<Forté>
CIARAN used BAD JOKE!
<Mr. Graves>
MilkMan, run the Lemonade out of Business!
<Ciaran> Did I
<Ciaran>
<Ciaran> ?
<Forté>
ROBBY sent out LS!!
<RobbyMVB>
His nickname's MIGHTT.
<Ciaran>
CIARAN's bad joke BACKFIRED!
<Forté> LS
used HOTSUMMERDAY!
<Forté>
MILKMAN was THIRSTY!
<RobbyMVB>
Now, lower the prices!!!
<Forté>
MILKMAN used RUNOUTOFBUSINESS!!
<RobbyMVB>
Heh.
<Forté>
ROCKMAN does not like LONGNAMEATTACK, so it FAILED!
<RobbyMVB>
Lemonade Stands can not run.
<RobbyMVB>
They don't have feet.
<RobbyMVB>
Use Lower Prices!
<Forté>
ROBBY used PUN!
<Mr. Graves>
MilkMan put feet onLS!
<RobbyMVB>
Thanks.
<RobbyMVB>
Now use STOMP!
<RobbyMVB>
=)
<Forté> LS
used LOWER PRICES!
<Mr. Graves>
MilkMan, use foot tickle on LS!
<Forté> LS
lowered its prices from $1 to $.02!
<RobbyMVB>
YES!
<Forté>
MILKMAN used FOOTTICKLE!
<RobbyMVB>
Now, make NARRATOR buy some COOL REFRESHMENTs!
<RobbyMVB>
=)
<Forté> LS
doesn't have FEET!
<RobbyMVB>
I know.
<Forté>
attack FAILED!
<Mr. Graves> I
thought I told him to put feet on LS...
<Mr. Graves> Oh
well
<Mr. Graves>
MilkManuse LS ad!
<RobbyMVB>
COOL REFRESHEMENTs
<Forté> LS
used OFFERNARRATORADRINK!
<RobbyMVB>
It's not a long-name attack.
<RobbyMVB>
It's Offer Drink.
<Forté>
NARRATOR is FINE!
<RobbyMVB>
No prob.
<Mr. Graves> err,
MilkMan, use LS ad!
<Forté>
MILKMAN used LSAD!
<RobbyMVB>
Now, use warm the milk up!
<Mr. Graves> Make
people swarm the Stand!
<Forté> LS
generated BUSINESS!
<RobbyMVB>
Mass production! Use mass production!
<Forté> LS
made MONEY!
<RobbyMVB>
Start making millions of bucks!
<RobbyMVB>
Buy out all the milk!
<Ciaran> LS is
GREEDY!
<Forté>
MILKMAN used SWARM!
<RobbyMVB>
=)
<Forté> LS
was TRAMPLED!
<RobbyMVB>
So many people with money.......Ah!
<RobbyMVB>
Use repair!
<Forté> LS
is HURT!
<RobbyMVB>
You're made of wood!
<Forté>
BADLY!
<RobbyMVB>
Grr...
<RobbyMVB>
Smash Milkman with a club!
<RobbyMVB>
Over the head!
<Mr. Graves>
MilkMan, block with a bottle!
<Forté> LS
used CLUBSMASH!
<RobbyMVB>
Ha!
<Forté> LS
doesn't have ARMS!
<RobbyMVB>
I don't need arms.
<Princess
Kira > bai
<Forté>
ATTACK failed!
<RobbyMVB>
Use your legs!
<Ciaran> What
*does* LS have?
<RobbyMVB>
Grr...
<Ciaran> :)
<Princess
Kira > i'm goin to my dad's
<Mr. Graves> LS
doesn't have legs either
<RobbyMVB>
It has LEgs!
<RobbyMVB>
To hold it up!
<Ciaran> OK...
<RobbyMVB>
Fine.
<RobbyMVB>
Lemonade Stand!
<RobbyMVB>
Make Milkman buy some lemonade!!
<Mr. Graves>
MilkMan, push the Stand over!
<Forté> LS
is not in a POSITION to do BUSINESS!
<RobbyMVB>
...
<Mr. Graves> It
doesn't have a leg to stand on!
<RobbyMVB>
Return!
<Forté>
MILKMAN used PUSHOVER!
<RobbyMVB>
Milkman is a Pushover!
<Ciaran> GRAVES
used BAD PUN!
<Forté>
MILKMAN PRODDED LS!
<RobbyMVB>
Return! Return!
<Forté> LS
is even more CRUMPLED!
<Forté> LS
returns!
<RobbyMVB>
-.-
<RobbyMVB>
Go me!
<Ciaran> BTW,
Graves, whar did you think of my narrating?
<Ciaran> ^what
<Forté>
ROBBY sent out ROBBY!
<RobbyMVB>
Activate Webmaster Armor!
<Mr. Graves>
MilkMan, bash a chink in the armor!
<Forté>
ROBBY used WEBMASTERARMOR!
<RobbyMVB>
You can't do that.
<Forté>
ROBBY is PROTECTED from WEBMASTERS!
<RobbyMVB>
You're a MILKMAN!
<RobbyMVB>
Heh.
<RobbyMVB>
Dang.
<RobbyMVB>
Rip off Milkman's head!
<Mystery03> I gotta
go now everyone
<RobbyMVB>
Bye.
<Ciaran> Sorry
folks, I have to go now...
<Forté>
MILKMAN used bye!
<RobbyMVB>
Bye.
<Ciaran> :)
<Forté>
oy!
<Ciaran> I'll just
save the buffer then I'm outta here...
<Mr. Graves>
MilkMan, hit Robby with a bye!
<Forté>
MILKMAN used HIT ROBBY!
<RobbyMVB>
Rip off Milkman's head!
<Forté>
ROBBY reflected the BYE!
<RobbyMVB>
My name's not Robby, it's RobbyMVB.
<Forté>
ROBBY isn't LEAVING!
<Ciaran> CIARAN
used BYE!
<Forté>
BY!
<Ciaran> CIARAN
ran!
<Forté>
*BYE
<RobbyMVB>
MILKMAN is leaving!
<RobbyMVB>
Hah.
<RobbyMVB>
Give Milkman a Deserved Wedgie!
<Forté>
ROBBY used RIPOFFHEAD!
<RobbyMVB>
You're heads a ripoff of mr. rogers!
<RobbyMVB>
Die!
<Forté>
MILKMAN can't be killed, but he FAINTED!
<RobbyMVB>
Yay.
<Mr. Graves> D'oh
<Mr. Graves> Go,
Pac-Man!
<RobbyMVB>
Most headless people do...
<RobbyMVB>
Use Game Over!!!
<Forté>
GRAVES sent out PAC-MAN!
<Mr. Graves> Pac-Man,
use Waka-Waka attack!
<Forté>
PAC-MAN used WAKAWAKA
<RobbyMVB>
LOL
<Mr. Graves>
You're quitting already, Robby?
<RobbyMVB>
Yep.
<Forté>
PACKMAN made ODD SOUNDS!
<RobbyMVB>
I don't like PacMan games.
<Forté>
ROBBY used GAMEOVER!
<RobbyMVB>
I prefer watching them dance in the Credits screen after they die.
<Forté>
ROBBY ran out of QUARTERS to put in PAC-MAN!
<RobbyMVB>
Ha!
<Forté>
PAC-MAN fainted!
<RobbyMVB>
Next Pokemon?
<RobbyMVB>
You!
<Mr. Graves> All
right, go me!
<RobbyMVB>
Return me!
<Forté>
GRAVES sent out GRAVES
<RobbyMVB>
Go Lemonade Stand!
<RobbyMVB>
Use Holy Lemon!
<Forté>
<Mr. Graves> Yes,
thanks Robby!
<Mr. Graves> Now I
have a weapon!
<Mr. Graves> Me,
grab the Stand!
<Forté>
ROBBY sent out LS!
<Mr. Graves> Me, BASH
Robby with it!
<RobbyMVB>
No!
<Forté>
<RobbyMVB>
Use Holy Lemon!
<RobbyMVB>
Paralyze him with fear!
<Forté>
GRAVES used GRAB STAND!
<RobbyMVB>
Get off the stage!
<Forté>
GRAVES is ARMED with LS!
<RobbyMVB>
Use Throw Tomatoes!
<RobbyMVB>
Your a lousy act!
<Mr. Graves> Me,
hit the Tomatoes back!
<RobbyMVB>
Heh.
<Mr. Graves> With
LS!
<RobbyMVB>
They'll just blow up in your hands.
<RobbyMVB>
Ah!
<Forté>
ROCKMAN doesn't know who ROBBY is COMMANDING to DO SO!
<RobbyMVB>
Er...
<RobbyMVB>
Return Lemonade Stand!
<RobbyMVB>
Go me, again!
<RobbyMVB>
POWER OF THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Forté>
ROBBY canont have LS RETURN!
<RobbyMVB>
Huh?
<Forté>
GRAVES has LS!
<RobbyMVB>
Fine, go me! Stay out, Lemonade Stand!
<Mr. Graves> Me,
Bash Robby while he's confused!
<RobbyMVB>
POWER OF THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<RobbyMVB>
-.-
<RobbyMVB>
Not confused. Disappointed.
<Forté>
ROBBY sent out ROBBY!
<RobbyMVB>
Blow up lemonade stand with Light!
<Forté>
GRAVES was WAITING!
<Forté> GRAVES
BASHed ROBBY with LS!
<RobbyMVB>
Ow.
<Forté> LS
fainted!
<RobbyMVB>
YES!
<RobbyMVB>
Now I'm invincible!
<Mr. Graves> Me,
attached LS to Robby's head when he blows it up!
<Forté>
ROBBY was HURT BADLY!
<RobbyMVB>
My armor from the beginning of the battle protects me from webmasters!
<RobbyMVB>
You can't hurt me with anything.
<RobbyMVB>
I'll use Slice 'n' Dice!
<Mr. Graves> I'm
not a WebMaster though!
<RobbyMVB>
Oh.
<RobbyMVB>
Well, then...
<Mr. Graves> Me,
use SuperBash!
<Forté>
ROBBY used S&L!
<RobbyMVB>
= (
<RobbyMVB>
I'll win anyway.
<Forté> *D
<RobbyMVB>
=)
<Forté>
ROBBY didn't TARGET anything!
<Forté>
ROBBY hit AIR!
<RobbyMVB>
Yes I did.
<RobbyMVB>
I have to target Mr Graves.
<RobbyMVB>
Fine.
<Forté>
AIR was ANGRY!
<Mr. Graves> Me,
ally with Air!
<RobbyMVB>
Mr. Graves didn't target me with SuperBash.
<RobbyMVB>
I'll tell Air that Mr. Graves did it.
<Forté>
GRAVES used ALLY!
<RobbyMVB>
I'll point out I don't have anything to slice with.
<RobbyMVB>
Hmph.
<Forté> AIR
joins ROBBY!
<RobbyMVB>
Thanx.
<Forté>
*GRAVES
<RobbyMVB>
What say we use Whirlwind, now?
<RobbyMVB>
WHAT?
<RobbyMVB>
-.-
<RobbyMVB>
That's cheap.
<Forté>
wrong PERSON!
<RobbyMVB>
Use fan to blow away Air.
<Mr. Graves> Air,
stay over here with me, away from Robby!
<Forté>
ROBBY used FAN!
<RobbyMVB>
Looks like Air's blasting off again...
<Forté>
ROBBY didn't blow anything away, because he has no AIR!
<RobbyMVB>
....
<RobbyMVB>
I don't need to breathe, I've got a gas tank attached to my suit.
<RobbyMVB>
I'll use...beg for mercy!!!!!!
<Mr. Graves>
Eww... you breath GAS?!?!
<Forté>
<RobbyMVB>
shaddup.
<Forté>
ROBBY uses BEG FOR MERCY!
<RobbyMVB>
Cheap remark, too.
<RobbyMVB>
PLEAAAAAAAAAASE!
<Mr. Graves>
Me,use Judge!
<Forté>
GRAVES is considering letting ROBBY be his PERSONAL SLAVE!
<RobbyMVB>
=)
<Forté>
GRAVES uses JUDGE!
<RobbyMVB>
Me, point out the utter uselesness of existence to Mr. Graves via a timeline of
the history of man and the events that will occur in the future.
<RobbyMVB>
Then slam him with a giant mallet.
<Forté>
GRAVES cannot make up his mind!
<Mr. Graves> Me,
find Robby Guilty!
<Mr. Graves> Of
Long Name Attacks!
<RobbyMVB>
It's not long.
<RobbyMVB>
It's extensive.
<RobbyMVB>
=D
<Forté>
ROBBY used REALLYLONGATTACKTHATROCKMANDOENSTWANTTOTYPE!
<RobbyMVB>
Heh.
<RobbyMVB>
...
<Forté>
GRAVES finds ROBBY GUILTY!
<RobbyMVB>
Dang.
<RobbyMVB>
Use RANDOM COINCIDENCE!
<Forté>
ROCKMAN does TOO!
<Mr. Graves> The
Penalt is...
<RobbyMVB>
So?
<Forté>
ROBBY uses RANDOMCOINCIDENCE!
<RobbyMVB>
Mr. Graves used Longer Attacks!
<RobbyMVB>
Scroll up, he used them.
<Mr. Graves> The
Penalty is DEATH!
<RobbyMVB>
And he did it first.
<Forté>
ROBBY and GRAVES SHOOK HANDS and MADE UP!
<RobbyMVB>
=)
<Mr. Graves> Me,
use Executioner on Robby!
<RobbyMVB>
It's so good to be friends.
<RobbyMVB>
Now I'll rip off his head.
<Forté>
ROBBY and GRAVES go out for PIZZA!
<RobbyMVB>
I'll eat his slice!!
<RobbyMVB>
Mwahahahahahaha!
<Mr. Graves> Robby,
I'll be nice and let you go out first.
<Forté>
ROBBY and GRAVES become FREINDS!
<RobbyMVB>
...
<Forté>
ROBBY and GRAVES BOTH WIN!
<RobbyMVB>
Kool.
<RobbyMVB>
I won!
<RobbyMVB>
Nya nya!
<RobbyMVB>
I won!
<Mr. Graves> Oh,
okie.
<RobbyMVB>
Mwahahahaha...
<Forté>
...EXCEPT...
<RobbyMVB>
Uh oh.
<Forté>
for the fact that ROCKMAN doesn't like these HAPPY endings!
<RobbyMVB>
OK.
<Forté>
ROCKMAN wants 1 WINNER!!!
<RobbyMVB>
I'll play Rockman Paperman Scissorsman for the winner, ok?
<RobbyMVB>
....
<RobbyMVB>
I'll use RANDOM COINCIDENCE again!!!!!
<Mr. Graves> I'll
just play...
<Mr. Graves>
SCISSORMAN!!
<Mr. Graves>
*CHING*!
<RobbyMVB>
ROCKMAN!
<RobbyMVB>
*CHING*!
<Mr. Graves> Me,
chop Robby's head off!
<RobbyMVB>
You can't!
<Forté>
ROCKMAN doesn't like the BADPUN!!!!
<Mr. Graves> Just
like Clock Tower!
<RobbyMVB>
We're allies!
<RobbyMVB>
Err...
<RobbyMVB>
Random Coincidence!
<RobbyMVB>
o_______O
<Forté>
ROCKMAN POUNDS BOTH ROBBY and GRAVES into the GROUND for doing that!
<RobbyMVB>
Ow.
<Mr. Graves> Me,
use QuickBurial on Robby!
<RobbyMVB>
Me, use...
<RobbyMVB>
Erm...
<RobbyMVB>
Bang.
<Forté>
ROBBY used BANG!
<Forté>
GRAVES went BANG!
<RobbyMVB>
LOL
<Forté>
GRAVES fainted!
<Forté>
ROBBY wins!
<Mr. Graves> D'oh!
<RobbyMVB>
Da winnah!
<RobbyMVB>
Haa!
<RobbyMVB>
Narrator wins, to.
<RobbyMVB> =)