Narration, Battler 1, Battler 2

Rainbow Battle #1: “Evil Jason!”

Participants: Sir_Chargon, [No Record] Ditto36, [No Record] vs. Flashfire [No Record]

Spectators: End, RobbyMVB, OddLani, Rockman

 

 <Sir_Chargon> DITTO36, please choose a challenger!

<Ditto36> Uhh...Flash? O_o

<End> *was thinking of asking you to sing "Heaven help my arse"*

<RobbyMVB> hi...

<Mashu-Sama> Welcome to some sort of battle

<Mashu-Sama> Fine

<Ditto36> It's hyper! O_O; *hides*

<RobbyMVB> ...

<Sir_Chargon> DITTO36 wa renamed DITTO!  

<RobbyMVB> .....

<Sir_Chargon> DITTO and FLASHFIRE, please enter the highway!

<Ditto36> I'm here...

<RobbyMVB> .....

<Mashu-Sama> Fine - That is the place where I am, mon ami..

<Mashu-Sama> *fwap*

<Mashu-Sama> I there

<End> *updating website*

<Sir_Chargon> Two Pokmon each, you can send out yourself, cars can hit you.

<RobbyMVB> ...

<Sir_Chargon> DITTO wants to fight!

<Sir_Chargon> FLASHFIRE wants to fight!

<Ditto36> Go...Cutepuff...

<Mashu-Sama> Do we have to have an arena where there is a degree of getting hit by other stuff?

<Sir_Chargon> YES!

<Mashu-Sama> n/m

<Mashu-Sama> K

<Sir_Chargon> DITTO sent out CUTEPUFF!

<End> an arina would do (old pun alert)

<Mashu-Sama> Go.....Sparks

<Sir_Chargon> FLASHFIRE sent out SPARKS!

<Mashu-Sama> The all-lovable evil raimew of evil

<Ditto36> Cutepuff, cuteness...

<Mashu-Sama> Mwaha

<Sir_Chargon> CUTEPUFF used CUTENESS!

<Mashu-Sama> Sparks, use Psychoshock

<Sir_Chargon> CUTEPUFF is CUTE!

<Ditto36> That always happens...

<Sir_Chargon> NARRATOR doesn't LIKE CUTE things!

<Ditto36> Eh...

<Sir_Chargon> NARRATOR is BIASED toward FLASHFIRE now!

<Ditto36> ...

<OddLaniTR#6>  (Getting off,will be back later.Bye )

<Sir_Chargon> *Bye Lani*

<RobbyMVB> ...

<Rockman> bye lani

<Mashu-Sama> (Seeya)

<Mashu-Sama> (><)

<Ditto36> *eats all the dots*

<RobbyMVB> ......................................

<RobbyMVB> .......................................

<Mashu-Sama> Woohoo - A bias towards me? That's a...uh...second *remembers the Doompuff war battle*

<RobbyMVB> ............................................

<RobbyMVB> .............................................................

<Sir_Chargon> *stop it Roccy*

<Ditto36> Mmmm...tastes like...PEPSI!

<Sir_Chargon> *Robby

<Sir_Chargon> BATTLE!

<Sir_Chargon> SPARKS stood there!

<Sir_Chargon> CUTEPUFF fainted!

<Mashu-Sama> Woohoo

<Sir_Chargon> CUTE THING is GONE!

<Sir_Chargon> NARRATOR is no longer BIASED!

<Ditto36> ...

<Ditto36> Go, Giant Blade of Grass! (GBOG)

<Sir_Chargon> DITTO sent out GBOG!

<Ditto36> GBOG, tickle!

<Mashu-Sama> Sparks, Psiburn

<Sir_Chargon> GBOG doesn't know TICKLE!

<Sir_Chargon> SPARKS used PSYBURN!

<Sir_Chargon> Its' not very effective...

<Ditto36> GBOG, slice!

<Sir_Chargon> GBOG doesn't know SLICE!

<Mashu-Sama> On a grass pok o.O

<Mashu-Sama> Kay

<Mashu-Sama> Sparks, Psychoshock

<Ditto36> GBOG, an attack?

<Sir_Chargon> SPARKS used PSYCHOSHOCK!

<Sir_Chargon> PSYCHOPATH was KILLLED!

<Mashu-Sama> Three L's - That's some bad killin...

<Sir_Chargon> GBOG used DRAG IN!

<Sir_Chargon> SPARKS was DRAGGED IN to GBOG!

<Mashu-Sama> Sparks, fwap it

<Sir_Chargon> SPARKS can't move!

<Sir_Chargon> SPARKS is SINKING!

<Ditto36> Uhh...

<Mashu-Sama> Umm...Okay then (odd o.o)

<Sir_Chargon> GBOG is SMOTHERING SPARKS!

<Ditto36> (ish) O_o

<Mashu-Sama> Sparks, use Maim!

<Sir_Chargon> SPARKS can't move!

<Sir_Chargon> SPARKS is SINKING!

<Mashu-Sama> Well, if Sparks can't move, I can't return him, so I can't send anyone else out ><

<Sir_Chargon> SPARKS is OUT OF BREATH!

<Sir_Chargon> SPARKS fainted!

<Mashu-Sama> Sparks, use Final attack kill...

<Mashu-Sama> Mwa - please ><;;;

<RobbyMVB> i need to battle the winner.....

<Sir_Chargon> *you can use that Lawnmower... If you want*

<Mashu-Sama> *asks Meg

<Mashu-Sama> Ah, why not - Does good to change the lineup - Go Gint Lawnmower

<Mashu-Sama> ^giant

<End> MYSTIC MEG: "?"

<Sir_Chargon> FLASHFIRE sent out GIANT LAWNMOWER!

<Ditto36> GBOG, something...

<Sir_Chargon> GBOG used SOMETHING!

<Sir_Chargon> SPARKS was COUGHED UP!

<Ditto36> Eh...

<Mashu-Sama> Sparks is still fainted, right?

<Sir_Chargon> YES!

<Mashu-Sama> Lawnmower, mow down that GBOG o.O

<Ditto36> GBOG, evilness?

<Sir_Chargon> LAWNMOWER used MOW!

<Mashu-Sama> *feels like he's using predictable attacks

<Sir_Chargon> LAWNMOWER is SINKING!

<RobbyMVB> .....

<Mashu-Sama> *gets the pun and it's one of the worst he's heard ><

<Mashu-Sama> Uh...

<Sir_Chargon> *Pun? No pun here...*

<Mashu-Sama> Lawnmower, just keep mowing - Those giant blades have to do something to keep you up - Think airplane...

<Sir_Chargon> LAWNMOWER used MOW!

<Ditto36> GBOG; evilness...

<Sir_Chargon> LAWNMOWER is VERY SLOWLY MOVING!

<Sir_Chargon> ...Into BOTTOM!

<Sir_Chargon> GBOG does not know EVILNESS!

<Mashu-Sama> Stuck in a bog - Bad pun like I said o.O

<Ditto36> GBOG; badness?

<RobbyMVB> grass has never met ness...

<Sir_Chargon> GBOG does not know BADNESS!

<Ditto36> GBOG; slice 'n dice?

<Sir_Chargon> LAWNMOWER is SINKING!

<Sir_Chargon> GBOG does not know SLICE 'N DICE!

<Mashu-Sama> IT does?! In which case, Lawnmower, teleport out of that bog - And NOT away from the arena, mind

<Ditto36> ...

<Sir_Chargon> LAWNMOWER used TELEPORT!

<Ditto36> GBOG, MOO!! O_O;;

<Sir_Chargon> LAWNMOVER TELEPORTed 10 FEET above GBOG!

<Sir_Chargon> GBOG can't TALK!

<Sir_Chargon> LAWNMOWER landed in GBOG!

<Ditto36> How did it eat, thenm?

<Mashu-Sama> LAWNMOWER, AERIAL MOW ATTACK

<Ditto36> then^

<Sir_Chargon> LAWNMOWER used AERIAL MOW!

<Sir_Chargon> The attack failed!

<Ditto36> GBOG, thing?

<Sir_Chargon> LAWNMOVER is SINKING!

<Sir_Chargon> GBOG sued THING!

<Sir_Chargon> GBOG is a GREAT BOG!

<Ditto36> sued? O_o

<RobbyMVB> the thing's been sued?

<RobbyMVB> but he's my favorite character......

<Sir_Chargon> LAWNMOWER is SINKING!

<Mashu-Sama> Well, if you can't use anything because of this...uh...stupid messed up situation, use Kill

<Ditto36> GBOG, sink?

<Sir_Chargon> LAWNMOWER used KILL!

<Sir_Chargon> LAWNMOWER committed SUICIDE!

<Mashu-Sama> IT's inanimate

<Sir_Chargon> GBOG used SINK!

<Sir_Chargon> GIANT SINK dropped on LAWNMOWER!

<Mashu-Sama> ..

<Ditto36> Bob. O_o

<Sir_Chargon> GBOG used BOB!

<Ditto36> That was the sink's name.. O_o;;

<Sir_Chargon> BOB 'THAT GUY' SMITH fell in GBOG!

<Sir_Chargon> *Too late now.*

<Ditto36> Uhh...

<Ditto36> Thing attack?

<Ditto36> Eh...confused...@_@

<Sir_Chargon> GBOG used THING!

<Mashu-Sama> Um...Bob, can't you use your tree to kill it?

<Sir_Chargon> GBOG is a GREAT BOG!

<Mashu-Sama> Otherwise you will sink and die o.o

<Sir_Chargon> BOB is STRUGGLING TO BREATHE!

<Mashu-Sama> You see my point

<Sir_Chargon> BOB died!

<Sir_Chargon> CLEFAIRY died!

<Sir_Chargon> TREE died!

<Sir_Chargon> JASON ROSS appeared!

<Sir_Chargon> JASON ROSS is ANGRY!

<Ditto36> GBOG, revive?

<Mashu-Sama> Now Jason, You seemingly HAVE to do something...

<Sir_Chargon> GBOG does not konw REVIVE!

<Sir_Chargon> JASON ROSS used UNLEASH!

<Ditto36> GBOG, faint.

<RobbyMVB> AHHHHHRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

<Sir_Chargon> JASON ROSS UNLEASHed TERRIBLE POWERS!

<Sir_Chargon> LAWNMOWER exploded into TINY PIECES!

<Sir_Chargon> GBOD dried up!

<Sir_Chargon> FLASHFIRE burst into FLAMES!

<RobbyMVB> Gbod?

<Sir_Chargon> DITTO's MOUTH disappeared!

<Ditto36> O_o;;;

<Mashu-Sama> I've already mentioned I'm almost constantly on fire, being a flareon does that, y'know...Sooo....

<Mashu-Sama> *yawns

<Sir_Chargon> ARINA sank into the FLOOR!

<Ditto36> * says MOO via emotes*

<Sir_Chargon> CAR appeared!

<Sir_Chargon> What? CAR is evolving!

<Sir_Chargon> CAR evolved into CONVERTIBLE!

<Mashu-Sama> ...

<Sir_Chargon> CONVERTIBLE ran over FLASHFIRE and DITTO!

<Sir_Chargon> JOE is DISGUSTED!

<Sir_Chargon> BATTLE was DRAW!

<RobbyMVB> I wanna battle next! PLEASE!  

<Mashu-Sama> *leaves the battle with Chargon, "You..are welcome to that..."

<Ditto36> *draws a cow* THAT a draw! ^_^;

<Mashu-Sama> *walks away disillusioned and thinking why that made sense at all

 

Battle #2: “Let’s get a Pizza”

Participants: Rockman (Forté) , Mr_Graves [No Record], RobbyMVB [No Record]

Big Annoyance: Ciaran [1 annoyance point]

 

 

<Forté>  ROCKMAN now thinks he SEES everyone!

 Princess Kira  enters the chat

<Ciaran> We lost you for a  minute there...

<Princess Kira > What? Robby is evolving!

<Mr. Graves> You can see everyone?

<Mystery03> 6

<RobbyMVB> Shaddup, MD.

<Forté> ROCKMAN can see 6!

<Mystery03> people

<RobbyMVB> I can see 6!

<Ciaran> So can I!

<RobbyMVB> But Mr. Graves isn't talking!

<Mystery03> I can

<Princess Kira > counting yourselves?

<Forté> ROCKMAN used HEY! I WAS NARRATING!!!!

<Mr. Graves> Yeah I am

<Mystery03> yes

<RobbyMVB> No wait, now he is.

<RobbyMVB> Shaddup, MD.

<Mr. Graves> MilkMan, Bash Usokki!

<Princess Kira > Robby your a pain in the butt

<RobbyMVB> Continue battle!

<Mr. Graves> With a milk bottle!

<Ciaran> OK!

<RobbyMVB> Usokki! Low low LOW KICK!

<Forté> MILKMAN used BASHUSOKKI!

<RobbyMVB> hah!

<RobbyMVB> Usokki's made of stone, ya fool.

<Forté> USOKKI was BASHed with a MILK BOTTLE!

<Forté> USOKKI shattered!

<Mr. Graves> That doesn't mean a Milk Bottle Bashing can't hurt him :)

<RobbyMVB> AH!

<RobbyMVB> Return.

<Forté> USOKKI fainted!

<Ciaran> :)

<Ciaran> Too late, methinks...

<RobbyMVB> Hmm...

<RobbyMVB> Go! Lemonade Stand!

<RobbyMVB> Use HOT SUMMER DAY!

<Forté> CIARAN used BAD JOKE!

<Mr. Graves> MilkMan, run the Lemonade out of Business!

<Ciaran> Did I

<Ciaran>

<Ciaran> ?

<Forté> ROBBY sent out LS!!

<RobbyMVB> His nickname's MIGHTT.

<Ciaran> CIARAN's   bad joke BACKFIRED!

<Forté> LS used HOTSUMMERDAY!

<Forté> MILKMAN was THIRSTY!

<RobbyMVB> Now, lower the prices!!!

<Forté> MILKMAN used RUNOUTOFBUSINESS!!

<RobbyMVB> Heh.

<Forté> ROCKMAN does not like LONGNAMEATTACK, so it FAILED!

<RobbyMVB> Lemonade Stands can not run.

<RobbyMVB> They don't have feet.

<RobbyMVB> Use Lower Prices!

<Forté> ROBBY used PUN!

<Mr. Graves> MilkMan put feet onLS!

<RobbyMVB> Thanks.

<RobbyMVB> Now use STOMP!

<RobbyMVB> =)

<Forté> LS used LOWER PRICES!

<Mr. Graves> MilkMan, use foot tickle on LS!

<Forté> LS lowered its prices from $1 to $.02!

<RobbyMVB> YES!

<Forté> MILKMAN used FOOTTICKLE!

<RobbyMVB> Now, make NARRATOR buy some COOL REFRESHMENTs!

<RobbyMVB> =)

<Forté> LS doesn't have FEET!

<RobbyMVB> I know.

<Forté> attack FAILED!

<Mr. Graves> I thought I told him to put feet on LS...

<Mr. Graves> Oh well

<Mr. Graves> MilkManuse LS ad!

<RobbyMVB> COOL REFRESHEMENTs

<Forté> LS used OFFERNARRATORADRINK!

<RobbyMVB> It's not a long-name attack.

<RobbyMVB> It's Offer Drink.

<Forté> NARRATOR is FINE!

<RobbyMVB> No prob.

<Mr. Graves> err, MilkMan, use LS ad!

<Forté> MILKMAN used LSAD!

<RobbyMVB> Now, use warm the milk up!

<Mr. Graves> Make people swarm the Stand!

<Forté> LS generated BUSINESS!

<RobbyMVB> Mass production! Use mass production!

<Forté> LS made MONEY!

<RobbyMVB> Start making millions of bucks!

<RobbyMVB> Buy out all the milk!

<Ciaran> LS is GREEDY!

<Forté> MILKMAN used SWARM!

<RobbyMVB> =)

<Forté> LS was TRAMPLED!

<RobbyMVB> So many people with money.......Ah!

<RobbyMVB> Use repair!

<Forté> LS is HURT!

<RobbyMVB> You're made of wood!

<Forté> BADLY!

<RobbyMVB> Grr...

<RobbyMVB> Smash Milkman with a club!

<RobbyMVB> Over the head!

<Mr. Graves> MilkMan, block with a bottle!

<Forté> LS used CLUBSMASH!

<RobbyMVB> Ha!

<Forté> LS doesn't have ARMS!

<RobbyMVB> I don't need arms.

<Princess Kira > bai

<Forté> ATTACK failed!

<RobbyMVB> Use your legs!

<Ciaran> What *does* LS have?

<RobbyMVB> Grr...

<Ciaran> :)

<Princess Kira > i'm goin to my dad's

<Mr. Graves> LS doesn't have legs either

<RobbyMVB> It has LEgs!

<RobbyMVB> To hold it up!

<Ciaran> OK...

<RobbyMVB> Fine.

<RobbyMVB> Lemonade Stand!

<RobbyMVB> Make Milkman buy some lemonade!!

<Mr. Graves> MilkMan, push the Stand over!

<Forté> LS is not in a POSITION to do BUSINESS!

<RobbyMVB> ...

<Mr. Graves> It doesn't have a leg to stand on!

<RobbyMVB> Return!

<Forté> MILKMAN used PUSHOVER!

<RobbyMVB> Milkman is a Pushover!

<Ciaran> GRAVES used BAD PUN!

<Forté> MILKMAN PRODDED LS!

<RobbyMVB> Return! Return!

<Forté> LS is even more CRUMPLED!

<Forté> LS returns!

<RobbyMVB> -.-

<RobbyMVB> Go me!

<Ciaran> BTW, Graves, whar did you think of my narrating?

<Ciaran> ^what

<Forté> ROBBY sent out ROBBY!

<RobbyMVB> Activate Webmaster Armor!

<Mr. Graves> MilkMan, bash a chink in the armor!

<Forté> ROBBY used WEBMASTERARMOR!

<RobbyMVB> You can't do that.

<Forté> ROBBY is PROTECTED from WEBMASTERS!

<RobbyMVB> You're a MILKMAN!

<RobbyMVB> Heh.

<RobbyMVB> Dang.

<RobbyMVB> Rip off Milkman's head!

<Mystery03> I gotta go now everyone

<RobbyMVB> Bye.

<Ciaran> Sorry folks, I have to go now...

<Forté> MILKMAN used bye!

<RobbyMVB> Bye.

<Ciaran> :)

<Forté> oy!

<Ciaran> I'll just save the buffer then I'm outta here...

<Mr. Graves> MilkMan, hit Robby with a bye!

<Forté> MILKMAN used HIT ROBBY!

<RobbyMVB> Rip off Milkman's head!

<Forté> ROBBY reflected the BYE!

<RobbyMVB> My name's not Robby, it's RobbyMVB.

<Forté> ROBBY isn't LEAVING!

<Ciaran> CIARAN used BYE!

<Forté> BY!

<Ciaran> CIARAN ran!

<Forté> *BYE

<RobbyMVB> MILKMAN is leaving!

<RobbyMVB> Hah.

<RobbyMVB> Give Milkman a Deserved Wedgie!

<Forté> ROBBY used RIPOFFHEAD!

<RobbyMVB> You're heads a ripoff of mr. rogers!

<RobbyMVB> Die!

<Forté> MILKMAN can't be killed, but he FAINTED!

<RobbyMVB> Yay.

<Mr. Graves> D'oh

<Mr. Graves> Go, Pac-Man!

<RobbyMVB> Most headless people do...

<RobbyMVB> Use Game Over!!!

<Forté> GRAVES sent out PAC-MAN!

<Mr. Graves> Pac-Man, use Waka-Waka attack!

<Forté> PAC-MAN used WAKAWAKA

<RobbyMVB> LOL

<Mr. Graves> You're quitting already, Robby?

<RobbyMVB> Yep.

<Forté> PACKMAN made ODD SOUNDS!

<RobbyMVB> I don't like PacMan games.

<Forté> ROBBY used GAMEOVER!

<RobbyMVB> I prefer watching them dance in the Credits screen after they die.

<Forté> ROBBY ran out of QUARTERS to put in PAC-MAN!

<RobbyMVB> Ha!

<Forté> PAC-MAN fainted!

<RobbyMVB> Next Pokemon?

<RobbyMVB> You!

<Mr. Graves> All right, go me!

<RobbyMVB> Return me!

<Forté> GRAVES sent out GRAVES

<RobbyMVB> Go Lemonade Stand!

<RobbyMVB> Use Holy Lemon!

<Forté> 

<Mr. Graves> Yes, thanks Robby!

<Mr. Graves> Now I have a weapon!

<Mr. Graves> Me, grab the Stand!

<Forté> ROBBY sent out LS!

<Mr. Graves> Me, BASH Robby with it!

<RobbyMVB> No!

<Forté> 

<RobbyMVB> Use Holy Lemon!

<RobbyMVB> Paralyze him with fear!

<Forté> GRAVES used GRAB STAND!

<RobbyMVB> Get off the stage!

<Forté> GRAVES is ARMED with LS!

<RobbyMVB> Use Throw Tomatoes!

<RobbyMVB> Your a lousy act!

<Mr. Graves> Me, hit the Tomatoes back!

<RobbyMVB> Heh.

<Mr. Graves> With LS!

<RobbyMVB> They'll just blow up in your hands.

<RobbyMVB> Ah!

<Forté> ROCKMAN doesn't know who ROBBY is COMMANDING to DO SO!

<RobbyMVB> Er...

<RobbyMVB> Return Lemonade Stand!

<RobbyMVB> Go me, again!

<RobbyMVB> POWER OF THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Forté> ROBBY canont have LS RETURN!

<RobbyMVB> Huh?

<Forté> GRAVES has LS!

<RobbyMVB> Fine, go me! Stay out, Lemonade Stand!

<Mr. Graves> Me, Bash Robby while he's confused!

<RobbyMVB> POWER OF THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<RobbyMVB> -.-

<RobbyMVB> Not confused. Disappointed.

<Forté> ROBBY sent out ROBBY!

<RobbyMVB> Blow up lemonade stand with Light!

<Forté> GRAVES was WAITING!

<Forté> GRAVES BASHed ROBBY with LS!

<RobbyMVB> Ow.

<Forté> LS fainted!

<RobbyMVB> YES!

<RobbyMVB> Now I'm invincible!

<Mr. Graves> Me, attached LS to Robby's head when he blows it up!

<Forté> ROBBY was HURT BADLY!

<RobbyMVB> My armor from the beginning of the battle protects me from webmasters!

<RobbyMVB> You can't hurt me with anything.

<RobbyMVB> I'll use Slice 'n' Dice!

<Mr. Graves> I'm not a WebMaster though!

<RobbyMVB> Oh.

<RobbyMVB> Well, then...

<Mr. Graves> Me, use SuperBash!

<Forté> ROBBY used S&L!

<RobbyMVB> = (

<RobbyMVB> I'll win anyway.

<Forté> *D

<RobbyMVB> =)

<Forté> ROBBY didn't TARGET anything!

<Forté> ROBBY hit AIR!

<RobbyMVB> Yes I did.

<RobbyMVB> I have to target Mr Graves.

<RobbyMVB> Fine.

<Forté> AIR was ANGRY!

<Mr. Graves> Me, ally with Air!

<RobbyMVB> Mr. Graves didn't target me with SuperBash.

<RobbyMVB> I'll tell Air that Mr. Graves did it.

<Forté> GRAVES used ALLY!

<RobbyMVB> I'll point out I don't have anything to slice with.

<RobbyMVB> Hmph.

<Forté> AIR joins ROBBY!

<RobbyMVB> Thanx.

<Forté> *GRAVES

<RobbyMVB> What say we use Whirlwind, now?

<RobbyMVB> WHAT?

<RobbyMVB> -.-

<RobbyMVB> That's cheap.

<Forté> wrong PERSON!

<RobbyMVB> Use fan to blow away Air.

<Mr. Graves> Air, stay over here with me, away from Robby!

<Forté> ROBBY used FAN!

<RobbyMVB> Looks like Air's blasting off again...

<Forté> ROBBY didn't blow anything away, because he has no AIR!

<RobbyMVB> ....

<RobbyMVB> I don't need to breathe, I've got a gas tank attached to my suit.

<RobbyMVB> I'll use...beg for mercy!!!!!!

<Mr. Graves> Eww... you breath GAS?!?!

<Forté> 

<RobbyMVB> shaddup.

<Forté> ROBBY uses BEG FOR MERCY!

<RobbyMVB> Cheap remark, too.

<RobbyMVB> PLEAAAAAAAAAASE!

<Mr. Graves> Me,use Judge!

<Forté> GRAVES is considering letting ROBBY be his PERSONAL SLAVE!

<RobbyMVB> =)

<Forté> GRAVES uses JUDGE!

<RobbyMVB> Me, point out the utter uselesness of existence to Mr. Graves via a timeline of the history of man and the events that will occur in the future.

<RobbyMVB> Then slam him with a giant mallet.

<Forté> GRAVES cannot make up his mind!

<Mr. Graves> Me, find Robby Guilty!

<Mr. Graves> Of Long Name Attacks!

<RobbyMVB> It's not long.

<RobbyMVB> It's extensive.

<RobbyMVB> =D

<Forté> ROBBY used REALLYLONGATTACKTHATROCKMANDOENSTWANTTOTYPE!

<RobbyMVB> Heh.

<RobbyMVB> ...

<Forté> GRAVES finds ROBBY GUILTY!

<RobbyMVB> Dang.

<RobbyMVB> Use RANDOM COINCIDENCE!

<Forté> ROCKMAN does TOO!

<Mr. Graves> The Penalt is...

<RobbyMVB> So?

<Forté> ROBBY uses RANDOMCOINCIDENCE!

<RobbyMVB> Mr. Graves used Longer Attacks!

<RobbyMVB> Scroll up, he used them.

<Mr. Graves> The Penalty is DEATH!

<RobbyMVB> And he did it first.

<Forté> ROBBY and GRAVES SHOOK HANDS and MADE UP!

<RobbyMVB> =)

<Mr. Graves> Me, use Executioner on Robby!

<RobbyMVB> It's so good to be friends.

<RobbyMVB> Now I'll rip off his head.

<Forté> ROBBY and GRAVES go out for PIZZA!

<RobbyMVB> I'll eat his slice!!

<RobbyMVB> Mwahahahahahaha!

<Mr. Graves> Robby, I'll be nice and let you go out first.

<Forté> ROBBY and GRAVES become FREINDS!

<RobbyMVB> ...

<Forté> ROBBY and GRAVES BOTH WIN!

<RobbyMVB> Kool.

<RobbyMVB> I won!

<RobbyMVB> Nya nya!

<RobbyMVB> I won!

<Mr. Graves> Oh, okie.

<RobbyMVB> Mwahahahaha...

<Forté> ...EXCEPT...

<RobbyMVB> Uh oh.

<Forté> for the fact that ROCKMAN doesn't like these HAPPY endings!

<RobbyMVB> OK.

<Forté> ROCKMAN wants 1 WINNER!!!

<RobbyMVB> I'll play Rockman Paperman Scissorsman for the winner, ok?

<RobbyMVB> ....

<RobbyMVB> I'll use RANDOM COINCIDENCE again!!!!!

<Mr. Graves> I'll just play...

<Mr. Graves> SCISSORMAN!!

<Mr. Graves> *CHING*!

<RobbyMVB> ROCKMAN!

<RobbyMVB> *CHING*!

<Mr. Graves> Me, chop Robby's head off!

<RobbyMVB> You can't!

<Forté> ROCKMAN doesn't like the BADPUN!!!!

<Mr. Graves> Just like Clock Tower!

<RobbyMVB> We're allies!

<RobbyMVB> Err...

<RobbyMVB> Random Coincidence!

<RobbyMVB> o_______O

<Forté> ROCKMAN POUNDS BOTH ROBBY and GRAVES into the GROUND for doing that!

<RobbyMVB> Ow.

<Mr. Graves> Me, use QuickBurial on Robby!

<RobbyMVB> Me, use...

<RobbyMVB> Erm...

<RobbyMVB> Bang.

<Forté> ROBBY used BANG!

<Forté> GRAVES went BANG!

<RobbyMVB> LOL

<Forté> GRAVES fainted!

<Forté> ROBBY wins!

<Mr. Graves> D'oh!

<RobbyMVB> Da winnah!

<RobbyMVB> Haa!

<RobbyMVB> Narrator wins, to.

<RobbyMVB> =)

Narration, Battler 1, Battler 2

Rainbow Battle #3: “The Car goes BEEP”

Participants:  Jrcom [0], RobbyMVB [1-0-0], DaRtH SaTuRn [No Record]

Language Level 1

 

 

<RobbyMVB> *I* am the only Royal Sloth who has ever won!

<RobbyMVB> I am the true champion!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> you got somethin to say about belch

<Jrcom> Robby, will you battle DS?

<RobbyMVB> I'll show you!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i havent faught yet

<RobbyMVB> YES!

<RobbyMVB> So?

<Flashfire> *wonders if UMJ would disagree - If Darth is the best, he can't beat me - Simple...

<RobbyMVB> ^_^

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i will defeat any opponet that stands in my way

<Jrcom> So ROBBY VS DS?

<RobbyMVB> Heh....

<RobbyMVB> Yes!

<Flashfire> *notes the "he" was UMJ in the above...

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i will even slaughter my own teammate if it comes to this

<RobbyMVB> One-on-one!

<Jrcom> two pokemon each.

<RobbyMVB> Two?

<RobbyMVB> blech.

<RobbyMVB> Fine....

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i have two great ones

<Jrcom> You can use your self at any time.

<DaRtH SaTuRn> and the first one just to insult you

<DaRtH SaTuRn> GO MASTER BELCH

<RobbyMVB> Go, Doomkirby!

<RobbyMVB> Use BELCH WAVE!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> hahaha!

<Jrcom> uh....

<Jrcom> I'm not ready.

<RobbyMVB> -_-

<DaRtH SaTuRn> belch is immune to those pathetic attacks

<RobbyMVB> lol

<Jrcom> Robby sent out Doomkirby!!!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> he is above any blech and or barfing attack

<RobbyMVB> Oh ^-~ You underestimate the power of Kirby?

<RobbyMVB> Hah.

<DaRtH SaTuRn> no

<RobbyMVB> Fine.

<RobbyMVB> Kirby...

<RobbyMVB> YUM!

<Jrcom> DS sent out MB

<Jrcom> :-)

<Jrcom> I'

<DaRtH SaTuRn> BELCH USE STINKY GAS

<Jrcom> m

<Jrcom> too lazy to type all that out.

<RobbyMVB>  -_-

<RobbyMVB> Fine.

<RobbyMVB> Absorb the gas!

<Jrcom> MB used Stinky Gas!

<RobbyMVB> Evolve into Stinkirby with Assimilate~

<DaRtH SaTuRn> what?

<Jrcom> Doomkirby sucked up the gas and turned it into a attack star!

<RobbyMVB> Mwahaha!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> very well

<DaRtH SaTuRn> belch 

<RobbyMVB> Fire the star!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i tire of this

<DaRtH SaTuRn> devour the marshmellow

<Jrcom> Doomkirby spat out attack Star at MB and damaged him 200%!

<RobbyMVB> That's because you're a sloth.

<RobbyMVB> Duh.

<RobbyMVB> MWAHAHA!

<RobbyMVB> Now, Final Cutter!

<RobbyMVB> Turn him into a cookie and shove him in the oven!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> RETURN BELCH

<RobbyMVB> Kinda one-sided Pokemon, ain't he...

<Jrcom> MB was destroyed at the fact the smell didn't effect DoomKirby!

<RobbyMVB> belch, belch, and more belch........

<RobbyMVB> Yep.

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i hate narrators

<RobbyMVB> It helps when you don't have any features.

<DaRtH SaTuRn> GO METAL NESS

<RobbyMVB> Mwaha!

<RobbyMVB> Kirby, Swallow!

<Jrcom> :-)

<RobbyMVB> Go MetalKirby!

<Jrcom> DS sent out Metal Ness!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> PSI BEAM OMEGA

<Jrcom> Robby withdrew Doomkirby and sent out Metal kirby!

<RobbyMVB> Mega Metal Crusher!

<RobbyMVB> Actually...

<RobbyMVB> I meant Doomkirby eat Metal Ness and have him evolve, but anyway...

<RobbyMVB> BLOW HIM AWAY!

<RobbyMVB> MWAHAHAHA!

<Jrcom> At the shining of the metal at each other, they both actully fainted right away!

<RobbyMVB> O.O

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ,,,,,

<RobbyMVB> Go, Doomkirby!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> GO DARTH SATURN

<Jrcom> DS sent DS!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> USE LONG SLOTIAN SPEECH

<Jrcom> Robby sent out Doomkirby

<Jrcom> !

<RobbyMVB> Eat Darth Saturn!

<Jrcom> DS used Long name attack!

<RobbyMVB> mwa.

<DaRtH SaTuRn> long slothian speech is long?

<RobbyMVB> LOL

<Jrcom> Doomkirby: Is anyone talking??? AKA No effect!

<RobbyMVB> *plays royal slothian bongos*

<Jrcom> :-)

<RobbyMVB> KIRBYYYYYY!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> USE SABER SLASH

<Jrcom> Robby used Slothian Bongos!

<RobbyMVB> ~sings along

<RobbyMVB> ~

<Jrcom> Loud music killed Doom kirby!

<RobbyMVB> AHH!

<RobbyMVB> But he's a sloth!

<RobbyMVB> And no ears!

<RobbyMVB> ARGH!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> yesh!

<RobbyMVB> GO ME!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> robby

<Jrcom> DS used Saber slash on him self!

<RobbyMVB> POWER OF LIGHT!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> HEY

<Jrcom> 500% damage!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i hate you

<RobbyMVB> Mwahahahahaha...

<Jrcom> :-)

<DaRtH SaTuRn> wait

<RobbyMVB> That's what happens when you say that.

<DaRtH SaTuRn> my my narrator

<RobbyMVB> -_-

<DaRtH SaTuRn> you look handsome this evening

<Jrcom> '_'

<DaRtH SaTuRn> my my is that a new shirt...

<Jrcom> !!!

<Jrcom> uh....

<RobbyMVB> Do you consider almighty Narrator a fool?

<DaRtH SaTuRn> must have been awfully expensieve?

<Jrcom> I only take bribes....

<RobbyMVB> POWER OF LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Jrcom> :-)

<RobbyMVB> ~Gives Jrcom a million clams~!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> holds out a 500$ bill

<Jrcom> uh... Robby used power of light!

<Jrcom> While DS was distracted!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ande 2500$ payments over the next hundred years

<Jrcom> ;[)

<Jrcom> er... ;-)

<DaRtH SaTuRn> umm

<DaRtH SaTuRn> use bribe the narrator!

<Jrcom> thanks for the money DS,

<RobbyMVB> Meanwhile...

<RobbyMVB> Kill Darth Satrun.

<RobbyMVB> *Saturn

<Jrcom> too bad Robby gave me 1,0000000000000000000000000

<DaRtH SaTuRn> BLOCK IT

<DaRtH SaTuRn> fine

<Jrcom> dollars earlier....

<DaRtH SaTuRn> beat 40000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

<DaRtH SaTuRn> 

<RobbyMVB> 

<Jrcom> uh....

<RobbyMVB> Actually, I gave you 1,000,000, but...

<Jrcom> okay.......

<RobbyMVB> Hah!

<RobbyMVB> I actually HAVE a million clams!

<RobbyMVB> I invested!

<RobbyMVB> You're lying!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> *shows a big wad of money*

<Jrcom> Narrator is confused!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> count it

<RobbyMVB> Mwahahah..

<RobbyMVB> BOOM!

<Rockman> *cough**cough*i'mafairnarrator*cough**cough*

<RobbyMVB> Oh, good grief.

<Jrcom> Narrator is mad at what Robby just did!!!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> *whaps rockman upside the head*

<RobbyMVB> Darth's the one who's trying to bribe you!

<Jrcom> Narrator sent out some cars!

<RobbyMVB> He wa...

<RobbyMVB> Er..

<RobbyMVB> FLY!

<Jrcom> Beep! Beep!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> use gravity crush

<RobbyMVB> FLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> he stays on the ground

<RobbyMVB> Look out!

<Flashfire> Y?

<RobbyMVB> ~Swats it and dodges the car~

<Jrcom>  Cars sqaushed Robby!

<RobbyMVB> ~Ends up under another car~

<RobbyMVB> Dammit....

<RobbyMVB> Well.

<RobbyMVB> Go, roadkill!

<Jrcom> (They were flying cars. :-)

<RobbyMVB> Use Toxic

<RobbyMVB> !

<DaRtH SaTuRn> umm

<DaRtH SaTuRn> use bribe on car

<Flashfire> (They couldn't squash him then o.O)

<Jrcom> DS wins!

<RobbyMVB> I never fainted ;)

<DaRtH SaTuRn> YEAH!

<RobbyMVB> Besides, I didn'

<Rockman>  Rockman holds up a sign that says "FLASH AND ROCKMAN ARE FAIR NARRATORS!!"

<DaRtH SaTuRn> *tosses jr the money*

Rainbow Battle #4: “Goin’ to Chucky Cheese’s”

Participants: Heero Yuy, [No Record] Rockman, [1 Narration] Princess Kira [No Record]

 

 

<Heero Yuy> do a 1v1

<Flashfire> and it doesn't count for anything other then updates

<Flashfire> Which I can keep by just writing a text thing

<Heero Yuy> Kira will battle you Rockman

<Rockman> she no here...

<Princess Kira > I am not?

<Princess Kira > I believe I am here

<Rockman> she be here now

<Heero Yuy> well then, we have a battle!

<Rockman> *kira appears on rockman's screen*

<Princess Kira > Yes, we do have a battle

<Heero Yuy> ok

<Heero Yuy> CONTESTANTS, please enter the ARENA

<Princess Kira >  Princess Kira  smiles coldly at Rockman

<Princess Kira >  I'm there

<Heero Yuy> the ARENA is CHUCKY CHEESE

<Rockman>  Rockman me returns the glare by using a baseball bat to hit it

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN, enter the ARENA

<Rockman>  walks in

<Heero Yuy> are both CONTESTANTS ready?

<Rockman> eccchhhh - it's CHUCKY!

<Flashfire>  Mattchu-Sama sits in the arena, writing profusely on his reams of paper

<Rockman> wait, wrong movie

<Heero Yuy> CHUCKY is a HAZARD

<Heero Yuy> are you both READY?

<Rockman> i can only battle for 20 minutes

<Rockman> then i have to go

<Heero Yuy> the MATCH has now BEGUN

<Princess Kira > I am NOT in a good mood, this will be a 1on1 battle

<Heero Yuy> SEND your first POKEMON

<Rockman> go, CRONO!

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN sent out CRONO

<Heero Yuy> KIRA, send out a POKEMON

<Rockman> use RAINBOW BLADE SLASH on whoever kira sends out!

<Princess Kira > I choose Zechs, this will be Crono's last stand

<Princess Kira > Use Epyon

<Heero Yuy> KIRA sent out ZECHS MERQUISE

<Heero Yuy> CRONO used RAINBOW BLADE SLASH on Zech's EPYON

<Princess Kira >  Princess Kira  watches the battle coldly in her dark mood

<Heero Yuy> EPYON is ANGRY

<Rockman> CRONO, use CRONO, use SPIN CUT on ZECHS!

<Princess Kira >  Heat Rod

<Rockman> ...

<Rockman> ICQ glitch

<Heero Yuy> EPYON's HEAT ROD collided with SPIN CUT

<Rockman> 

<Heero Yuy> CRONO's SWORD BROKE!

<Rockman> CRONO, use lightning!

<Heero Yuy> EPYON was hit by LIGHTNING

<Rockman> the rainbow blade can't break, but whatever

<Heero Yuy> EPYON is DAZED

<Rockman> CRONO, use SHIVA EDGE!

<Heero Yuy> CRONO USED SHIVE EDGE

<Princess Kira > use the sword

<Heero Yuy> *SHIVA

<Heero Yuy> SHIVA EDGE was BROKEN by ENERGY SWORD

<Rockman> CRONO, use MOP THROW!

<Heero Yuy> CRONO threw a MOP

<Heero Yuy> EPYON fell OVER!

<Rockman> CRONO, use LIGHTNING 2!

<Princess Kira >  Princess Kira  it tring not to make to many mistakes with this battle

<Heero Yuy> CRONO used LIGHTNING 2

<Heero Yuy> MOP was FRIED

<Princess Kira >  Get up and use slash with the Energy sword!

<Rockman> use LUMINAIRE!

<Heero Yuy> EPYON STOOD UP

<Heero Yuy> EPYON SLASHed CRONO

<Rockman> ow

<Heero Yuy> CRONO is in CRITICAL CONDITION

<Princess Kira > lunge

<Heero Yuy> CRONO USED LUMINAIRE

<Rockman> 

<Heero Yuy> LUMINAIRE did not EFFECT EPYON

<Rockman> CRONO, use THROW ROBO!

<Heero Yuy> CRONO threw ROBO at EPYON

<Heero Yuy> EPYON was hit with ROBO

<Princess Kira > Am I not saying my commands clearly?

<Princess Kira > WELL?!

<Rockman> CRONO, use LIGHTNING STORM!

<Heero Yuy> CRONO was FLATTENED by bouncing ROBO

<Rockman> ...

<Heero Yuy> CRONO is in a WORLD OF HURT

<Princess Kira > use the heat rod once again

<Rockman> ...

<Heero Yuy> EPYON used HEAT ROD

<Rockman> CRONO, use LIGHTNING STORM!

<Heero Yuy> CRONO was KILLED

<Rockman> Killed?

<Heero Yuy> YES

<Rockman> you mean fainted?

<Princess Kira > Killed

<Princess Kira > as in he Died

<Heero Yuy> in SQUARE games, KILLED is the SAME THING

<Rockman>  Rockman puts crono in a ressurect ball

<Rockman>  go, me

<Heero Yuy> because you ALWAYS GET THEM BACK

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN sent out ROCKMAN

<Rockman> me, use gravity hold!

<Heero Yuy> EPYON is LOW ON FUEL

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN is HOLDing GRAVITY

<Princess Kira > use refule

<Rockman> ...

<Rockman> use POWER BLAST!

<Heero Yuy> EPYON is being REFUELED

<Princess Kira > *refuel

<Heero Yuy> ZECHS was hit with POWER BLAST

<Heero Yuy> ZECHS was HURT

<Rockman> me, use ATOMIC FIRE!

<Heero Yuy> ZECHS lost his HELMET

<Princess Kira > Grrrr

<Rockman> make the gasoline explode on zechs!

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN changed the properties of FIRE

<Princess Kira > Return Zechs

<Heero Yuy> FIRE is now ATOMIC

<Rockman> heh

<Heero Yuy> KIRA took back ZECHS

<Princess Kira > Go me

<Rockman> uh-oh

<Heero Yuy> KIRA sent our KIRA

<Rockman> use silver tomahawk

<Rockman> 

<Rockman> 

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN used SILVER TOMAHAWK

<Princess Kira > use kick

<Rockman> me, use gemini laser!

<Heero Yuy> CHUCKY APPEARED

<Rockman> oh no

<Rockman> ...

<Heero Yuy> CHUCKY removed TOMAHAWK and LASER with a SMILE

<Rockman> methinks this is a tad biases

<Rockman> *biased

<Heero Yuy> CHUCKY was KICKed

<Heero Yuy> CHUCKY is ANGRY

<Heero Yuy> CHUCKY SMILEd at KIRA

<Rockman> me, use FLAMETHROWER on KIRA!

<Heero Yuy> KIRA is PETRIFIED

<Heero Yuy> WITH FEAR!!

<Princess Kira > horn attack

<Rockman> LOL

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN used FLAMETHROWER on KIRA

<Heero Yuy> CHUCKY was in the WAY

<Princess Kira > No, use dark mood powers

<Rockman> me, use blizzard tunnel on kira!

<Heero Yuy> KIRA is SENDing BAD THOUGHTS at ROCKMAN

<Rockman> ...

<Rockman> me, use ignore

<Flashfire>  z

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN TUNNELed through a BLIZZARD to get to KIRA

<Heero Yuy> CHUCKY was IN THE WAY

<Princess Kira > Now Dark Horn attack!

<Flashfire> *notes to Skyler there are 6 ppz in here o.o

<Rockman> me, use BIG PUNCH on KIRA!

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN TUNNELed THROUGH CHUCKY!

<Heero Yuy> CHUCKY is DEAD

<Heero Yuy> KIRA is NO LONGER PARALYZED

<Rockman> d'oh

<Heero Yuy> KIRA used DARK HORN

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN used BIG PUNCH

<Rockman> oh no

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN's HAND is IMPALED on KIRA's HORN

<Rockman> me, use SPARK GUN on KIRA!

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN used SPARK GUN on KIRA

<Rockman> gettoff!!! gettoff!

<Princess Kira > Now, transform into the human form last used in the battle of MeVS Duo

<Heero Yuy> KIRA was HURT!

<Heero Yuy> KIRA is now HUMAN

<Princess Kira > SWORD!

<Rockman> me, use spread drill on kira

<Heero Yuy> KIRA and ROCKMAN are HOLDing HANDS

<Rockman> ...

<Princess Kira > EEEEEWWWW!

<Rockman> *sigh*

<Heero Yuy> KIRA lets GO of ROCKMAN's INJURED HAND

 Skyler enters the chat

<Rockman> *thunk*

<Heero Yuy> KIRA now has a SWORD

<Rockman> me, use spread drill

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN used SPREAD DRILL

<Skyler> now I see Princess Kira and Rockman

<Princess Kira > thrust!

<Skyler> Who else?

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN spread a DRILL

<Heero Yuy> KIRA used THRUST

<Rockman> me, use TENGU BLADE on KIRA!

 Mr. Graves enters the chat

<Rockman> hi, graves

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN BLOCKed THRUST with TENGU BLADE

<Mr. Graves> Hey

<Princess Kira > slash!

<Heero Yuy> KIRA used SLASH

<Rockman> use THUNDER BLAST!

<Princess Kira > Decapitation!

<Heero Yuy> KIRA's SWORD was ELECTRIFIED

<Mr. Graves> Eep! *hides*

<Heero Yuy> KIRA's HAND is BURNING

<Rockman> me, use shock punch!

<Heero Yuy> ELECTRIC SWORD hit ROCKMAN

<Rockman> ...

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN was sent FLYING into BALL PIT

<Rockman> ...

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN used SHOCK PUNCH

<Mr. Graves> Umm, who is narrating?

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN CRUSHED helpless LITTLE KIDS

<Mr. Graves> *doesn't see anyone with Red Text*

<Princess Kira > block!

<Rockman> me, use MEGA BLAST on KIRA!

<Heero Yuy> KIRA has a BLOCK

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN is CHARGING

<Princess Kira > throw it at Rockman!

<Rockman> FIRE!!!!!!

<Flashfire> Heero's on a blankish connection o.o

<Mr. Graves> Oh

<Heero Yuy> KIRA threw BLOCK at ROCKMAN

<Rockman> IT'S CALLED MEDIAONE

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN was semi-phased

<Mr. Graves> I was gonna say... O_o

<Heero Yuy> (bad connection)

<Skyler> I'm on an ancent connection

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN FIRED 

<Rockman> FIRE the blast at KIRA!

<Rockman> yay

<Heero Yuy> KIRA was HIT

<Princess Kira > I'll take this beam sword!

<Heero Yuy> KIRA is in CRITICAL CONDITION

<Heero Yuy> KIRA has a BEAM SWORD

<Flashfire>  Mattchu-Sama has only got to the 2nd MID of 26 and he not regretting it ^^ - These are sweet..

<Princess Kira > oh ya?

<Rockman> use POISION SWARD!

<Princess Kira > cut!

<Rockman> *poison

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN used POISON SWARD

<Rockman> *sword!!!

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN POISONED a SWARD

<Heero Yuy> KIRA used CUT

<Rockman> d'oh

<Rockman> shield!

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN LOST his ARM with the SHIELD

<Rockman> aghhh!

<Princess Kira > slash!

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN's ARM fell in the BALL PIT

<Princess Kira > lunge!

<Rockman> use MEGA KICK!

<Heero Yuy> KIRA used SLASH-LUNGE

<Princess Kira > slash!

<Princess Kira > slash!

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN used MEGA KICK

<Princess Kira > cut!

<Rockman> 

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN's FOOT was CUT OFF

<Mr. Graves> Glad ya like em

<Rockman> me, use BEAM SHOT!

<Princess Kira > lunge!

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN bled OIL or KIRA

<Rockman> ...

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN used BEAM SHOT

<Rockman> oil... oi...

<Heero Yuy> KIRA is ON FIRE

<Heero Yuy> KIRA used LUNGE

<Princess Kira > drop and roll!

<Heero Yuy> KIRA tackled ROCKMAN

<Princess Kira > PUT OUT THIS FIRE

<Heero Yuy> KIRA and ROCKMAN are ON FIRE in the BALL PIT

<Rockman> use EXPLOSIVE MINE on KIRA!

<Princess Kira > THIS DOESN"T FEEL GOOD!

<Heero Yuy> KIRA PUT OUT FIRE

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN is ON FIRE holding a HIGH EXPLOSIVE

<Princess Kira > me use scrach!

<Rockman> hey!

<Princess Kira > no

<Heero Yuy> KIRA used SCRATCH

<Princess Kira > me 

<Princess Kira > use

<Rockman> me, use ICE SHIELD!

<Heero Yuy> KIRA SCRATCHED MINE

<Princess Kira > kick!

<Heero Yuy> MINE is now somewhere in the BALL PIT

<Princess Kira > shield!

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN used ICE SHIELD

<Heero Yuy> KIRA used SHIELD

<Rockman> me, use drill on kira!

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN DRILLed KIRA's SHIELD

<Princess Kira > now float away from the explosion

<Heero Yuy> the mine DID NOT go OFF yet

<Princess Kira > kick Rockman in the face

<Heero Yuy> it is just HIDING in the BALL PIT

<Heero Yuy> KIRA KICKed ROCKMAN in the FACE

<Rockman> me, launch SNAKE MINIONS at KIRA!

<Princess Kira > ME USE MINE DETNATION

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN fell DOWN...

<Heero Yuy> ON THE MINE!

<Rockman> how dare you...

<Rockman> *sigh*

<Heero Yuy> MINE EXPLODEd

<Princess Kira > float away from the explosion!

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN was PROPELLED UP

<Rockman> grab onto celing!

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN still stands

<Rockman> n/m

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN is HOLDing the CELING

<Rockman> use drop down kick on KIRA!

<Princess Kira > me use the beam sword again!

<Heero Yuy> KIRA used BEAM SWORD

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN used DROP DOWN

<Rockman> i ahve to go in a minute...

<Rockman> drop down kick

<Princess Kira > cut-slash-lunge!

<Rockman> i said kick

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN DROPped DOWN onto BEAM SWORD

<Rockman> I SAID KICK!

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN KICKed BEAM SWORD

<Rockman> *thunk*

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN now has NO LEGS

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN found his ARM in the BALL PIT

<Rockman> use RAPID FIRE SHOTS on KIRA!

<Princess Kira > backflip

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN activated his ARM

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN is HOLDING his ARM like a GUN

<Princess Kira > heh

<Rockman> heh

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN fired at KIRA

<Rockman> me like

<Heero Yuy> KIRA flipped AWAY

<Princess Kira > use deflect!

<Heero Yuy> KIRA was HIT

<Heero Yuy> KIRA DEFLECTED the REST

<Rockman> me, use RAPID FIRE again!

<Princess Kira > cut-cut-slash

<Heero Yuy> KIRA blocked RAPID FIRE with cut-cut-slash

<Heero Yuy> KIRA also hit TUBE

<Rockman> me, use FIREBALL LAUNCH!

<Heero Yuy> OLD DIAPER fell on ROCKMAN

<Rockman> ...

<Rockman> oi...

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN used FIREBALL LAUNCH

<Heero Yuy> DIAPER is ON FIRE

<Princess Kira > cut-slash-cut-cut

<Rockman> throw the diaper at kira!

<Heero Yuy> KIRA cut off the DIAPER

<Heero Yuy> *up

<Rockman> me, use ICE SHARD BOMB on KIRA!

<Heero Yuy> KIRA CUT UP the DIAPER

<Princess Kira > shield

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN set his disembodied HAND to ICE SHARD BOMB

<Heero Yuy> KIRA used SHIELD

<Rockman> she should run out of PP for shield soon...

<Rockman> THROW the BOMB!

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN fired ICE SHARD BOMB

<Heero Yuy> SHIELD was DESTROYED

<Heero Yuy> ARM was DESTROYED

<Flashfire>  z

<Princess Kira >  lunge!

<Rockman> me, use FIRE BLAST!

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN has no GUN

<Rockman> (with my other arm)

<Rockman> fine...

<Heero Yuy> you don't have a gun on that arm

<Rockman> use BIG PUCH!

<Rockman> *PUNCH

<Heero Yuy> KIRA used LUNGE

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN used BIG PUNCH

<Heero Yuy> KIRA caught a FIST in the STOMACH

<Rockman> use FIST LAUNCH on KIRA!

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN used FIST LAUNCH

<Heero Yuy> KIRA was PROPELLED into an ARCADE MACHINE

<Rockman> me, use SPIKED FIST LAUNCH!

<Heero Yuy> KIRA is on the ground, Bleeding, but STILL ALIVE

<Heero Yuy> ROCKMAN has to get his FIST BACK

<Rockman> grrr...

<Rockman> use CHEST MINIGUNS on KIRA!

<Heero Yuy> (get her back in)

<Rockman> uh

<Rockman> kira left

<Rockman> ?

<Heero Yuy> she got booted

<Heero Yuy> it happens

<Rockman> i can't battle for any longer!

<Heero Yuy> and you aren't HEAVYARMS

<Rockman> my dad said only 20 minutes

<Heero Yuy> but you win by DEFAULT

<Heero Yuy> for she LEFT

<Rockman> ...

<Rockman> YAY!

<Rockman> now i GTG

<Rockman> bye

 

Rainbow Battle #5: “That’s a BIG number!”

Participants: Rockman, [1-0-0] DaRtH SaTuRn, [1-0-0] Gohan [No record]

 

 

 

<Rockman> let me try another person...

<Rockman> http://www.geocities.com/rainbow

<Rockman> wait

<Rockman> www.pokebattles.com/rainbow

<DaRtH SaTuRn> k

<Rockman> sorry

<Mattchu-Sama> www.stuff.com/nothing

<Mattchu-Sama> Hn o.o

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ok then boys, who wants to take me on?

 Gohan enters the chat

<Rockman> go to www.something.com - it's a real site

<Mattchu-Sama> www.nothing.com

<Mattchu-Sama> So's that o.o

<Gohan>  .......

<Rockman> Gohan!

<Gohan> annoying friend

<End> Tennis Tennis Tennis Tennis Tennis Ball Z!

<Gohan> what?

<Rockman> Do you want to Challenge Darth Obvious???

<End> *writes a program in "DragonBall C"*

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ....

<DaRtH SaTuRn> sure

<Gohan> i guess but i'll probaly loose anyway -,-

<Rockman> we sorta need a challenger

<Rockman> GOOD!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> dont sweat it, i didnt even know i was the champ

<Rockman> DO vs. GOHAN

<Rockman> BATTLERS!

<Rockman> Enter the Spaceship Heart of gold!

<Gohan> Gis in

<DaRtH SaTuRn> *enters a slight grin under his helmet*

<Rockman> ROCKMAN sets the current probability to 1 to 1

<DaRtH SaTuRn> well i guess im supposed to wanna fight

<Rockman> DO wants to FIGHT!

<Rockman> ROCKMAN sure hopes no one CHANGES the probability during the fight!

<Rockman> does GOHAN want to fight?

<DaRtH SaTuRn> comon dude

<DaRtH SaTuRn> im bored

<Gohan> go faintboy     ntgohan wants to fight

<Mattchu-Sama> Starship heart of gold...Mwahahaha

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ok then

<Mattchu-Sama> r, n/m

<Mattchu-Sama> ^E

<DaRtH SaTuRn> GO DAGGET!

<Gohan> Go faintboy

<Rockman> GOHAN wants to fight!

<Gohan> faint boy use your faint attack on yourself

<Rockman> GOHAN sent out FAINTBOY!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> GO DAGGET!

<Rockman> DO sent out DAGGET!

<Mattchu-Sama>  Mattchu-Sama feeds various improbabilities into that number o.o

<DaRtH SaTuRn> use BEAVER TAIL SLAP OF DOOM!

<Rockman> MATTCHU used BRITTISH JOKE!

<Rockman> MATTCHU hit the ACTIVATION BUTTON!

<Mattchu-Sama>  I did?

<Rockman> UH-OH!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> what?

<DaRtH SaTuRn> matts talking?

<Rockman> PROBABILITY is now 598,292,190 to 1 AGAINST!

<Gohan> wats

<Mattchu-Sama> Let's see - Some missing arms and legs are over there, and don't mind Ford, he's going through a stage

<Rockman> FAINTBOY used FAINT!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> cool

<Rockman> BOWL OF PETUNIAS appeared!

<Mattchu-Sama> (Oh no, not again...)

<Rockman> SPERM WHALE APPEARED!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ....

<DaRtH SaTuRn> *uses eyebrow cock*

<Mattchu-Sama> They get to fall to the ground o.o

<Rockman> SPERM WHALE fell on DAGGET!

<Mattchu-Sama> Or, there

<Rockman> PETUNIAS fell on FAINTBOY!

<Rockman> DAGGET uses TAIL SLAP!

<Rockman> DAGGET SLAPs the SPERM WHALE!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ....

<DaRtH SaTuRn> GNAW

<Rockman> SPERM WHALE became ROSS PEROT!

<Gohan> Faint, use MyLifeIsEnding on yourself*

<Rockman> FAINTBOY used MYLIFEISENDING!

<Rockman> what? FAINTBOY is EVOLVING!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ....

<DaRtH SaTuRn> this is wrong...

<Gohan> G, what next

<Rockman> FAINTBOY became ARTHUR DENT!

<Rockman> DAGGET used GNAW!

<Mattchu-Sama> o.o

<Rockman> DAGGET GNAWed through ROSS PEROT!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> good job

<Rockman> DAGGET got a BAD AFTERTASTE!

<Rockman> ROSS PEROT fainted!

<Mattchu-Sama>  Mattchu-Sama tells Arthur that they didn't really blow the Earth up, it's just hidden behind that door saying Airlock

<DaRtH SaTuRn> dagget SPIT

<Rockman> REFORM PARTY crumbled!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ...

<DaRtH SaTuRn> wow

<Rockman> DAGGET used SPIT!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> what a suprise! not

<Rockman> DAGGET SPAT out a bottle of RUM!

<Rockman> 

<DaRtH SaTuRn> thats a big suprise too

<Rockman> ROCKMAN waits!

<Rockman> DO used SARCASM!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> dagget TEETH FLASH!

<Rockman> the word "ERASER" fell on Arthur!

<Rockman> DAGGET used TEETH FLASH!

<Rockman> no effect!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> GOHAN!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ELLO?

<Rockman> ICQ PICTURES fell on DAGGET!

<Gohan> Arthur DArthur use Iwillchokeonthewordearaser

<Rockman> ARTHUR used IWILLCHOKE!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i hate those things

<Rockman> ARTHUR was TOO BUSY fending off MONKEYS who want him to read their copy of HAMLET!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> .....

<DaRtH SaTuRn> dagget.... er... chew on his head!

<Rockman> DAGGET used CHEW ON!

<Gohan> arthur, let dagget chew on your head

<Rockman> ARTHUR made NO MOVE to STOP it!

<Rockman> DAGGET ate ARTHUR!

<Rockman> ARTHUR fainted!

<Gohan> hooray

<DaRtH SaTuRn> good job dagget

<Rockman> DAGGET needs PEPTO-BISMOL!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> oh crap....

<DaRtH SaTuRn> *looks scared*

<Rockman> nice pun, darth

<DaRtH SaTuRn> he saw my sig. on the board!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i must be PUN-ished

<DaRtH SaTuRn> anyways....

<DaRtH SaTuRn> *resumes his scared stance*

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i fear him.....

<Rockman> DAGGET runs off to find a BATHROOM!

<Rockman> DAGGET ran away!

<Rockman> next pokemon?

<DaRtH SaTuRn> *glares*

<DaRtH SaTuRn> SITH do not fear....

<Rockman> SITH is SCARED!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> GO Darth Mary Sue!

<Rockman> DO sent out DMS!

<Rockman> ROCKMAN used BRB!

<End> 

<End> 

<DaRtH SaTuRn> amazing

<Gohan> go faintgirl

<DaRtH SaTuRn> darth mary sue shall end this quickly

<DaRtH SaTuRn> she fears nothing

<Mattchu-Sama>  .

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i wish... imeanimean... matt your so mean!

<Mattchu-Sama> Hm o.o

<Mattchu-Sama> What did I do now?

<Rockman> back

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i hate dogs

<Rockman> GOHAN sent out FAINTGIRL!

<Rockman> DO hates DOGS!

<Gohan> faintgirl, Do suicide.

<Rockman> DOGS appeared!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> Mary Sue... makeup!

<Rockman> DOGS lept upon DMS!

<Rockman> FAINTGIRL tries SUICIDE!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> SABERSLASH!SABERSLASH!

<Rockman> 70's DISCO appeared!

<Rockman> FAINTGIRL began to DANCE!

<Gohan> -.

<Rockman> DMS is bieng EATEN!

<Rockman> DMS uses SABER SLASH!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> DMS SABERSLASH

<Rockman> SABER was SLASHED!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> sorry

<DaRtH SaTuRn> lag

<Rockman> SABER broke!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> man!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> BITE!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> MAIM!

<Rockman> PENCILS rained from the HEAVENS!

<Rockman> PENCILS scared DOGS!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ...

<Rockman> DOGS ran!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> use item.... SITH HANDBOOK

<Gohan> FG, use pencil stab on yourself

<Rockman> DMS used SITH HANDBOOK!

<Rockman> DMS listened to the HANDBOOK talk to him!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ...

<DaRtH SaTuRn> HER thank you very much

<Rockman> HANDBOOK taught DMS the way of the TEA version of the FORCE!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> dms is my current gf

<Rockman> FG used PENCIL STAB!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> use TEA VERSION

<Rockman> PENCIL turned into TICKLE MACHINE!

<Rockman> DMS used TEA VERSION!

<Gohan> on yoh vey

<DaRtH SaTuRn> gohon... do you want to die or something?

<Rockman> DMS is TRYING to get some TEA from the FOOD-O-MATIC!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> DMS LIGHTSABER

<Rockman> FOOD-O-MATIC gave DMS a substance that was almost, but not entirely, quite unlike tea!

<Rockman> DMS used LIGHTSABER on F-O-M!

<Rockman> F-O-M doesn't like that!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ...

<Rockman> SPIDERMAN appeared!

<Rockman> SPIDERMAN used his SPIDEY-SENSE!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> somebodys been staring in the computer screen too long

<Rockman> SPIDERMAN senses DMS!

<Rockman> SPIDERMAN uses MARVEL-STYLE SFX on DMS!

<Rockman> DMS fainted!

<Rockman> DO sent out DO!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ...

<Gohan> FG, make Spiderman mad

<DaRtH SaTuRn> fine

<Rockman> FG used MAKE SPIDERMAN MAD!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> IGNITE LIGHTSABER

<Rockman> SPIDERMAN ran in FEAR!

<Gohan> urgh 

<Rockman> DO used IGNITE!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> WHIRLY BIRD OF ALL THAT IS EVIL AND HATED

<Rockman> DO's LIGHTSABER became CHEAP PLASTIC LIGHTSABER left over from the PROP department of EPISODE 4!

<Rockman> *Cheap

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ....

<DaRtH SaTuRn> still

<Rockman> FG used URGH!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> WHIRLY BIRD OF ALL THAT IS EVIL,,, ect... ect...

<Rockman> FG suddenly fell into the VOID OF NO RETURN!

<Rockman> FG fainted!

<Rockman> GOHAN HAN!

<Rockman> GOHAN

<Gohan> good job faintgirl

<DaRtH SaTuRn> use STUNT GAG

<Rockman> DO used LONG NAME ATTACK!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> or not

<Rockman> DO used STUNT GAG!

<Gohan> me, use FALLINTOPITWITHFG

<Rockman> DO used BOTH ATTACKS!

<Rockman> GOHAN was HIT!

<Rockman> GOHAN lost the ability to MOVE!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> use JUMP UP AND DOWN

<Rockman> DO used JUMP UP AND DOWN!

<Gohan> DO kill me or something

<Rockman> WARHEAD appeared under DO!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> STAB w/ PLASTIC SABER

<Rockman> DO jumped up and down on WARHEAD!

<Rockman> WARHEAD exploded!

<Rockman> DO is in citical condition!

<Rockman> GOHAN is in critical condition!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> STAB!

<Rockman> DO used STAB!

<Gohan> Gohan use I'MNOTCRITCALI"MFAINT on myself

<Rockman> DO stabbed a CHUCKY CHEESE DOLL!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ha!

<Rockman> GOHAN used LONGNAMEATTACK!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> use CHUCKY CHEESE DOLL item !

<Rockman> it failed!

<Gohan> great

<Rockman> O used CHUCKY CHEESE DOLL!

<Rockman> *DO

<Rockman> DO loves his chucky cheese doll!

<Rockman> BULLET TRAIN appeared!

<Rockman> BULLET TRAIN is heading toward GOHAN and DO!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ...

<Gohan> mr, use pushDOoutofthewayandgetranover

<DaRtH SaTuRn> use the MATRIX to lift the train!

<Rockman> DO used MATRIX!

<Rockman> DO was hit with a COPY of the MATRIX on DVD!

<Rockman> 

<Rockman> GOHAN used LONGNAMEATTACK!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i own that

<Rockman> GOHAN needs to learn to do something SHORTER!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> bought it yesterday

<Rockman> LONGNAMEATTACK failed!

<Rockman> DVD COPY of the MATRIX exploded!

<Rockman> DO was blown clear!

<Rockman> TRAIN is still coming!

<Rockman> TRAIN hit GOHAN!

<Rockman> GOHAN fainted!  

<Rockman> DARTH is the winner!