Narration, Battler 1, Battler 2

Rainbow Battle #3: “The Car goes BEEP”

Participants: Jrcom [0], RobbyMVB [1-0-0], DaRtH SaTuRn [No Record]

Language Level 1

<RobbyMVB> *I* am the only Royal Sloth who has ever won!

<RobbyMVB> I am the true champion!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> you got somethin to say about belch

<Jrcom> Robby, will you battle DS?

<RobbyMVB> I'll show you!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i havent faught yet

<RobbyMVB> YES!

<RobbyMVB> So?

<Flashfire> *wonders if UMJ would disagree - If Darth is the best, he can't beat me - Simple...

<RobbyMVB> ^_^

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i will defeat any opponet that stands in my way

<Jrcom> So ROBBY VS DS?

<RobbyMVB> Heh....

<RobbyMVB> Yes!

<Flashfire> *notes the "he" was UMJ in the above...

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i will even slaughter my own teammate if it comes to this

<RobbyMVB> One-on-one!

<Jrcom> two pokemon each.

<RobbyMVB> Two?

<RobbyMVB> blech.

<RobbyMVB> Fine....

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i have two great ones

<Jrcom> You can use your self at any time.

<DaRtH SaTuRn> and the first one just to insult you

<DaRtH SaTuRn> GO MASTER BELCH

<RobbyMVB> Go, Doomkirby!

<RobbyMVB> Use BELCH WAVE!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> hahaha!

<Jrcom> uh....

<Jrcom> I'm not ready.

<RobbyMVB> -_-

<DaRtH SaTuRn> belch is immune to those pathetic attacks

<RobbyMVB> lol

<Jrcom> Robby sent out Doomkirby!!!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> he is above any blech and or barfing attack

<RobbyMVB> Oh ^-~ You underestimate the power of Kirby?

<RobbyMVB> Hah.

<DaRtH SaTuRn> no

<RobbyMVB> Fine.

<RobbyMVB> Kirby...

<RobbyMVB> YUM!

<Jrcom> DS sent out MB

<Jrcom> :-)

<Jrcom> I'

<DaRtH SaTuRn> BELCH USE STINKY GAS

<Jrcom> m

<Jrcom> too lazy to type all that out.

<RobbyMVB> -_-

<RobbyMVB> Fine.

<RobbyMVB> Absorb the gas!

<Jrcom> MB used Stinky Gas!

<RobbyMVB> Evolve into Stinkirby with Assimilate~

<DaRtH SaTuRn> what?

<Jrcom> Doomkirby sucked up the gas and turned it into a attack star!

<RobbyMVB> Mwahaha!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> very well

<DaRtH SaTuRn> belch

<RobbyMVB> Fire the star!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i tire of this

<DaRtH SaTuRn> devour the marshmellow

<Jrcom> Doomkirby spat out attack Star at MB and damaged him 200%!

<RobbyMVB> That's because you're a sloth.

<RobbyMVB> Duh.

<RobbyMVB> MWAHAHA!

<RobbyMVB> Now, Final Cutter!

<RobbyMVB> Turn him into a cookie and shove him in the oven!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> RETURN BELCH

<RobbyMVB> Kinda one-sided Pokemon, ain't he...

<Jrcom> MB was destroyed at the fact the smell didn't effect DoomKirby!

<RobbyMVB> belch, belch, and more belch........

<RobbyMVB> Yep.

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i hate narrators

<RobbyMVB> It helps when you don't have any features.

<DaRtH SaTuRn> GO METAL NESS

<RobbyMVB> Mwaha!

<RobbyMVB> Kirby, Swallow!

<Jrcom> :-)

<RobbyMVB> Go MetalKirby!

<Jrcom> DS sent out Metal Ness!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> PSI BEAM OMEGA

<Jrcom> Robby withdrew Doomkirby and sent out Metal kirby!

<RobbyMVB> Mega Metal Crusher!

<RobbyMVB> Actually...

<RobbyMVB> I meant Doomkirby eat Metal Ness and have him evolve, but anyway...

<RobbyMVB> BLOW HIM AWAY!

<RobbyMVB> MWAHAHAHA!

<Jrcom> At the shining of the metal at each other, they both actully fainted right away!

<RobbyMVB> O.O

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ,,,,,

<RobbyMVB> Go, Doomkirby!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> GO DARTH SATURN

<Jrcom> DS sent DS!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> USE LONG SLOTIAN SPEECH

<Jrcom> Robby sent out Doomkirby

<Jrcom> !

<RobbyMVB> Eat Darth Saturn!

<Jrcom> DS used Long name attack!

<RobbyMVB> mwa.

<DaRtH SaTuRn> long slothian speech is long?

<RobbyMVB> LOL

<Jrcom> Doomkirby: Is anyone talking??? AKA No effect!

<RobbyMVB> *plays royal slothian bongos*

<Jrcom> :-)

<RobbyMVB> KIRBYYYYYY!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> USE SABER SLASH

<Jrcom> Robby used Slothian Bongos!

<RobbyMVB> ~sings along

<RobbyMVB> ~

<Jrcom> Loud music killed Doom kirby!

<RobbyMVB> AHH!

<RobbyMVB> But he's a sloth!

<RobbyMVB> And no ears!

<RobbyMVB> ARGH!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> yesh!

<RobbyMVB> GO ME!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> robby

<Jrcom> DS used Saber slash on him self!

<RobbyMVB> POWER OF LIGHT!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> HEY

<Jrcom> 500% damage!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> i hate you

<RobbyMVB> Mwahahahahaha...

<Jrcom> :-)

<DaRtH SaTuRn> wait

<RobbyMVB> That's what happens when you say that.

<DaRtH SaTuRn> my my narrator

<RobbyMVB> -_-

<DaRtH SaTuRn> you look handsome this evening

<Jrcom> '_'

<DaRtH SaTuRn> my my is that a new shirt...

<Jrcom> !!!

<Jrcom> uh....

<RobbyMVB> Do you consider almighty Narrator a fool?

<DaRtH SaTuRn> must have been awfully expensieve?

<Jrcom> I only take bribes....

<RobbyMVB> POWER OF LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Jrcom> :-)

<RobbyMVB> ~Gives Jrcom a million clams~!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> holds out a 500$ bill

<Jrcom> uh... Robby used power of light!

<Jrcom> While DS was distracted!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> ande 2500$ payments over the next hundred years

<Jrcom> ;[)

<Jrcom> er... ;-)

<DaRtH SaTuRn> umm

<DaRtH SaTuRn> use bribe the narrator!

<Jrcom> thanks for the money DS,

<RobbyMVB> Meanwhile...

<RobbyMVB> Kill Darth Satrun.

<RobbyMVB> *Saturn

<Jrcom> too bad Robby gave me 1,0000000000000000000000000

<DaRtH SaTuRn> BLOCK IT

<DaRtH SaTuRn> fine

<Jrcom> dollars earlier....

<DaRtH SaTuRn> beat 40000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

<Jrcom> uh....

<RobbyMVB> Actually, I gave you 1,000,000, but...

<Jrcom> okay.......

<RobbyMVB> Hah!

<RobbyMVB> I actually HAVE a million clams!

<RobbyMVB> I invested!

<RobbyMVB> You're lying!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> *shows a big wad of money*

<Jrcom> Narrator is confused!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> count it

<RobbyMVB> Mwahahah..

<RobbyMVB> BOOM!

<Rockman> *cough**cough*i'mafairnarrator*cough**cough*

<RobbyMVB> Oh, good grief.

<Jrcom> Narrator is mad at what Robby just did!!!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> *whaps rockman upside the head*

<RobbyMVB> Darth's the one who's trying to bribe you!

<Jrcom> Narrator sent out some cars!

<RobbyMVB> He wa...

<RobbyMVB> Er..

<RobbyMVB> FLY!

<Jrcom> Beep! Beep!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> use gravity crush

<RobbyMVB> FLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

<DaRtH SaTuRn> he stays on the ground

<RobbyMVB> Look out!

<Flashfire> Y?

<RobbyMVB> ~Swats it and dodges the car~

<Jrcom> Cars sqaushed Robby!

<RobbyMVB> ~Ends up under another car~

<RobbyMVB> Dammit....

<RobbyMVB> Well.

<RobbyMVB> Go, roadkill!

<Jrcom> (They were flying cars. :-)

<RobbyMVB> Use Toxic

<RobbyMVB> !

<DaRtH SaTuRn> umm

<DaRtH SaTuRn> use bribe on car

<Flashfire> (They couldn't squash him then o.O)

<Jrcom> DS wins!

<RobbyMVB> I never fainted ;)

<DaRtH SaTuRn> YEAH!

<RobbyMVB> Besides, I didn'

<Rockman> Rockman holds up a sign that says "FLASH AND ROCKMAN ARE FAIR NARRATORS!!"

<DaRtH SaTuRn> *tosses jr the money*