Rainbow
Battle #5: “That’s a BIG number!”
Participants:
Rockman, [1-0-0] DaRtH SaTuRn, [1-0-0] Gohan [No
record]
<Rockman>
let me try another person...
<Rockman>
http://www.geocities.com/rainbow
<Rockman>
wait
<Rockman>
www.pokebattles.com/rainbow
<DaRtH SaTuRn> k
<Rockman>
sorry
<Mattchu-Sama>
www.stuff.com/nothing
<Mattchu-Sama>
Hn o.o
<DaRtH SaTuRn> ok
then boys, who wants to take me on?
Gohan enters the chat
<Rockman>
go to www.something.com - it's a real site
<Mattchu-Sama>
www.nothing.com
<Mattchu-Sama>
So's that o.o
<Gohan> .......
<Rockman>
Gohan!
<Gohan> annoying
friend
<End>
Tennis Tennis Tennis Tennis Tennis Ball Z!
<Gohan> what?
<Rockman>
Do you want to Challenge Darth Obvious???
<End>
*writes a program in "DragonBall C"*
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
....
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
sure
<Gohan> i guess
but i'll probaly loose anyway -,-
<Rockman>
we sorta need a challenger
<Rockman>
GOOD!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
dont sweat it, i didnt even know i was the champ
<Rockman>
DO vs. GOHAN
<Rockman>
BATTLERS!
<Rockman>
Enter the Spaceship Heart of gold!
<Gohan> Gis in
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
*enters a slight grin under his helmet*
<Rockman>
ROCKMAN sets the current probability to 1 to 1
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
well i guess im supposed to wanna fight
<Rockman>
DO wants to FIGHT!
<Rockman>
ROCKMAN sure hopes no one CHANGES the probability during the fight!
<Rockman>
does GOHAN want to fight?
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
comon dude
<DaRtH SaTuRn> im
bored
<Gohan> go
faintboy ntgohan wants to fight
<Mattchu-Sama>
Starship heart of gold...Mwahahaha
<DaRtH SaTuRn> ok
then
<Mattchu-Sama>
r, n/m
<Mattchu-Sama>
^E
<DaRtH SaTuRn> GO
DAGGET!
<Gohan> Go
faintboy
<Rockman>
GOHAN wants to fight!
<Gohan> faint
boy use your faint attack on yourself
<Rockman>
GOHAN sent out FAINTBOY!
<DaRtH SaTuRn> GO
DAGGET!
<Rockman>
DO sent out DAGGET!
<Mattchu-Sama> Mattchu-Sama feeds various improbabilities
into that number o.o
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
use BEAVER TAIL SLAP OF DOOM!
<Rockman>
MATTCHU used BRITTISH JOKE!
<Rockman>
MATTCHU hit the ACTIVATION BUTTON!
<Mattchu-Sama> I did?
<Rockman>
UH-OH!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
what?
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
matts talking?
<Rockman>
PROBABILITY is now 598,292,190 to 1 AGAINST!
<Gohan> wats
<Mattchu-Sama>
Let's see - Some missing arms and legs are over there, and don't mind Ford,
he's going through a stage
<Rockman>
FAINTBOY used FAINT!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
cool
<Rockman>
BOWL OF PETUNIAS appeared!
<Mattchu-Sama>
(Oh no, not again...)
<Rockman>
SPERM WHALE APPEARED!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
....
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
*uses eyebrow cock*
<Mattchu-Sama>
They get to fall to the ground o.o
<Rockman>
SPERM WHALE fell on DAGGET!
<Mattchu-Sama>
Or, there
<Rockman>
PETUNIAS fell on FAINTBOY!
<Rockman>
DAGGET uses TAIL SLAP!
<Rockman>
DAGGET SLAPs the SPERM WHALE!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
....
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
GNAW
<Rockman>
SPERM WHALE became ROSS PEROT!
<Gohan> Faint,
use MyLifeIsEnding on yourself*
<Rockman>
FAINTBOY used MYLIFEISENDING!
<Rockman>
what? FAINTBOY is EVOLVING!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
....
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
this is wrong...
<Gohan> G, what
next
<Rockman>
FAINTBOY became ARTHUR DENT!
<Rockman>
DAGGET used GNAW!
<Mattchu-Sama>
o.o
<Rockman>
DAGGET GNAWed through ROSS PEROT!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
good job
<Rockman>
DAGGET got a BAD AFTERTASTE!
<Rockman>
ROSS PEROT fainted!
<Mattchu-Sama> Mattchu-Sama tells Arthur that they didn't
really blow the Earth up, it's just hidden behind that door saying Airlock
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
dagget SPIT
<Rockman>
REFORM PARTY crumbled!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
...
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
wow
<Rockman>
DAGGET used SPIT!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
what a suprise! not
<Rockman>
DAGGET SPAT out a bottle of RUM!
<Rockman>
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
thats a big suprise too
<Rockman>
ROCKMAN waits!
<Rockman>
DO used SARCASM!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
dagget TEETH FLASH!
<Rockman>
the word "ERASER" fell on Arthur!
<Rockman>
DAGGET used TEETH FLASH!
<Rockman>
no effect!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
GOHAN!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
ELLO?
<Rockman>
ICQ PICTURES fell on DAGGET!
<Gohan> Arthur
DArthur use Iwillchokeonthewordearaser
<Rockman>
ARTHUR used IWILLCHOKE!
<DaRtH SaTuRn> i
hate those things
<Rockman>
ARTHUR was TOO BUSY fending off MONKEYS who want him to read their copy of
HAMLET!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
.....
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
dagget.... er... chew on his head!
<Rockman>
DAGGET used CHEW ON!
<Gohan> arthur,
let dagget chew on your head
<Rockman>
ARTHUR made NO MOVE to STOP it!
<Rockman>
DAGGET ate ARTHUR!
<Rockman>
ARTHUR fainted!
<Gohan> hooray
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
good job dagget
<Rockman>
DAGGET needs PEPTO-BISMOL!
<DaRtH SaTuRn> oh
crap....
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
*looks scared*
<Rockman>
nice pun, darth
<DaRtH SaTuRn> he
saw my sig. on the board!
<DaRtH SaTuRn> i
must be PUN-ished
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
anyways....
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
*resumes his scared stance*
<DaRtH SaTuRn> i
fear him.....
<Rockman>
DAGGET runs off to find a BATHROOM!
<Rockman>
DAGGET ran away!
<Rockman>
next pokemon?
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
*glares*
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
SITH do not fear....
<Rockman>
SITH is SCARED!
<DaRtH SaTuRn> GO
Darth Mary Sue!
<Rockman>
DO sent out DMS!
<Rockman>
ROCKMAN used BRB!
<End>
<End>
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
amazing
<Gohan> go
faintgirl
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
darth mary sue shall end this quickly
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
she fears nothing
<Mattchu-Sama> .
<DaRtH SaTuRn> i
wish... imeanimean... matt your so mean!
<Mattchu-Sama>
Hm o.o
<Mattchu-Sama>
What did I do now?
<Rockman>
back
<DaRtH SaTuRn> i
hate dogs
<Rockman>
GOHAN sent out FAINTGIRL!
<Rockman>
DO hates DOGS!
<Gohan>
faintgirl, Do suicide.
<Rockman>
DOGS appeared!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
Mary Sue... makeup!
<Rockman>
DOGS lept upon DMS!
<Rockman>
FAINTGIRL tries SUICIDE!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
SABERSLASH!SABERSLASH!
<Rockman>
70's DISCO appeared!
<Rockman>
FAINTGIRL began to DANCE!
<Gohan> -.
<Rockman>
DMS is bieng EATEN!
<Rockman>
DMS uses SABER SLASH!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
DMS SABERSLASH
<Rockman>
SABER was SLASHED!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
sorry
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
lag
<Rockman>
SABER broke!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
man!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
BITE!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
MAIM!
<Rockman>
PENCILS rained from the HEAVENS!
<Rockman>
PENCILS scared DOGS!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
...
<Rockman>
DOGS ran!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
use item.... SITH HANDBOOK
<Gohan> FG, use
pencil stab on yourself
<Rockman>
DMS used SITH HANDBOOK!
<Rockman>
DMS listened to the HANDBOOK talk to him!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
...
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
HER thank you very much
<Rockman>
HANDBOOK taught DMS the way of the TEA version of the FORCE!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
dms is my current gf
<Rockman>
FG used PENCIL STAB!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
use TEA VERSION
<Rockman>
PENCIL turned into TICKLE MACHINE!
<Rockman>
DMS used TEA VERSION!
<Gohan> on yoh
vey
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
gohon... do you want to die or something?
<Rockman>
DMS is TRYING to get some TEA from the FOOD-O-MATIC!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
DMS LIGHTSABER
<Rockman>
FOOD-O-MATIC gave DMS a substance that was almost, but not entirely, quite
unlike tea!
<Rockman>
DMS used LIGHTSABER on F-O-M!
<Rockman>
F-O-M doesn't like that!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
...
<Rockman>
SPIDERMAN appeared!
<Rockman>
SPIDERMAN used his SPIDEY-SENSE!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
somebodys been staring in the computer screen too long
<Rockman>
SPIDERMAN senses DMS!
<Rockman>
SPIDERMAN uses MARVEL-STYLE SFX on DMS!
<Rockman>
DMS fainted!
<Rockman>
DO sent out DO!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
...
<Gohan> FG, make
Spiderman mad
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
fine
<Rockman>
FG used MAKE SPIDERMAN MAD!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
IGNITE LIGHTSABER
<Rockman>
SPIDERMAN ran in FEAR!
<Gohan>
urgh
<Rockman>
DO used IGNITE!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
WHIRLY BIRD OF ALL THAT IS EVIL AND HATED
<Rockman>
DO's LIGHTSABER became CHEAP PLASTIC LIGHTSABER left over from the PROP
department of EPISODE 4!
<Rockman>
*Cheap
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
....
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
still
<Rockman>
FG used URGH!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
WHIRLY BIRD OF ALL THAT IS EVIL,,, ect... ect...
<Rockman>
FG suddenly fell into the VOID OF NO RETURN!
<Rockman>
FG fainted!
<Rockman>
GOHAN HAN!
<Rockman>
GOHAN
<Gohan> good job
faintgirl
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
use STUNT GAG
<Rockman>
DO used LONG NAME ATTACK!
<DaRtH SaTuRn> or
not
<Rockman>
DO used STUNT GAG!
<Gohan> me, use
FALLINTOPITWITHFG
<Rockman>
DO used BOTH ATTACKS!
<Rockman>
GOHAN was HIT!
<Rockman>
GOHAN lost the ability to MOVE!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
use JUMP UP AND DOWN
<Rockman>
DO used JUMP UP AND DOWN!
<Gohan> DO kill
me or something
<Rockman>
WARHEAD appeared under DO!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
STAB w/ PLASTIC SABER
<Rockman>
DO jumped up and down on WARHEAD!
<Rockman>
WARHEAD exploded!
<Rockman>
DO is in citical condition!
<Rockman>
GOHAN is in critical condition!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
STAB!
<Rockman>
DO used STAB!
<Gohan> Gohan
use I'MNOTCRITCALI"MFAINT on myself
<Rockman>
DO stabbed a CHUCKY CHEESE DOLL!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
ha!
<Rockman>
GOHAN used LONGNAMEATTACK!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
use CHUCKY CHEESE DOLL item !
<Rockman>
it failed!
<Gohan> great
<Rockman>
O used CHUCKY CHEESE DOLL!
<Rockman>
*DO
<Rockman>
DO loves his chucky cheese doll!
<Rockman>
BULLET TRAIN appeared!
<Rockman>
BULLET TRAIN is heading toward GOHAN and DO!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
...
<Gohan> mr, use
pushDOoutofthewayandgetranover
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
use the MATRIX to lift the train!
<Rockman>
DO used MATRIX!
<Rockman>
DO was hit with a COPY of the MATRIX on DVD!
<Rockman>
<Rockman>
GOHAN used LONGNAMEATTACK!
<DaRtH SaTuRn> i
own that
<Rockman>
GOHAN needs to learn to do something SHORTER!
<DaRtH SaTuRn>
bought it yesterday
<Rockman>
LONGNAMEATTACK failed!
<Rockman>
DVD COPY of the MATRIX exploded!
<Rockman>
DO was blown clear!
<Rockman>
TRAIN is still coming!
<Rockman>
TRAIN hit GOHAN!
<Rockman>
GOHAN fainted!
<Rockman>
DARTH is the winner!
End Chat Playback