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Hello people!  This here is Rusty Version!  This is what you get if you put something SILVER and DIGITAL and leave it out too long!  ...And it certainly has been left out!

UPDATE: (04/24/04) Okay, Rusty Version is being remade! Site design is slightly remade, same old design, great new twist.  Also all the battle text has been standardized, that was some horrible site design down there...  I decided to use the bar from Digital since it works so nicely.  

Color Key: Game Text / Dialogue / Comic-San (Webmaster) / Treesock (Webmistress)

THIS WEEK'S BATTLE(S)

BATTLE #8: Needs More Hughes April 24, 2004

Player: FluffyStuff 

NARRATOR decides that NOW would be a good time to UNPAUSE the battle, and DOES!

COMIC: Muahaha! Fear this 30-day trial TOTAL ANNIHALATION gun!

Moon guitar~~... oh, we're not on pause anymore?

Hi Comic~ Long time no see.

COMIC: For it will be your DOOM! MUAHAHA! I hope you enjoyed your last week of life!

:(

Week? It's been YEARS!

It kinda has...

COMIC: ...Lies! You're next NARRATOR! Right after FLUFFY!

I'm not Fluffy anymore, dear.
NARRATOR says that you are FLUFFY!
And bouncy too!
But... but...
Ooh..I like bouncy...
KAWAII: ARF!
FLUFFY was renamed BOUNCY!
Bouncy is useful... I THOUGHT I WAS FLUFFY TO YOU BITCH!
RSACi CLOUD floats dangerously nearby!

COMIC: Haha! You will destroy yourself at this rate! Muahaha!
Anyways...CHANGE MY NAME TO WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!
BOUNCY was renamed to WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!
WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE's turn!
Yeah. Rabid Hughes fangirl attack time. *cracks knuckles*
KNUCKLES can't stop laughing!
It's super effective!
I guess I really am rusty after a few years of being paused.
WHAT IT'S SUPPO- oh screw it!
TREESOCK attacked COMIC!
COMIC gains effect: TETANUS!
COMIC: I know this is Rusty Version, but that is taking it a little too far!
Glad you feel that way, but I don't care!
COMIC: But I am supposed to be the evil one :(((
I've been hardened by the passage of time, or the lack of it. I'm not who I used to be

SCAREDYCATS: N-n-now Webmistress! Remove every BRAIN! For Great Justice!!
And... I say...This place... needs more Hughes!
COMIC: Hughes? You mean that guy OVER THERE!

COMIC points at CORPSE!

TREESOCK sobs!

COMIC: He was the first to recieve the TOTAL ANNIHILATION TREATMENT!

Why? What did he ever do to you?!

COMIC: He showed me a picture of his daughter! Also he was in the way of the cannon when it fired.

Lies!

COMIC: Would I lie to you?
THAT'S THE MOST EVIL THING ANYONE CAN DO!!! !@$(*!&@(#*&($*
COMIC: I am SO EVIL! I love this job.

COMIC: But nevermind him! It's your turn!

That's... low...

COMIC used TOTALANNIHILATION!

...I thought it was my turn.

TOTALANNIHILATION: For the PC, at bargain bins near you!

COMIC cares NOT for your TURNS!

...not even advertisements can lift this veil of gloom that covers my heart :(

I shall mourn in silence.

ERROR: 30-day trial expired.

COMIC: WHAT? This cannot be? Her doom was planned! This was an expense free way to ENSURE IT! Darn oyu SHAREWARE! DAAAAAARN YOU!

*weep, mourn* sadness :( angst livejournal bloggggg

COMIC is occupied with SCREAMING at the world!

TREESOCK's TURN!

angst livejournal blog REVENGE

TREESOCK used LIVEJOURNAL!

TREESOCK's ANGST greatly rose!

I WILL HAVE REVENGE, though I don't know why or how!

COMIC continues to RANT!

I know! Everyone, attack!! For great revenge!!
KAWAII: ARF ARF!
PH33RCROW: Alrighty then!
TAHNMAN: I be doin this for ya now!
SCAREDYCATS runs away!
TREESOCK and CO. team attack COMIC!
COMIC: No! This...can't...be...happening!
It's a CRITICAL HIT!
More like cl-- oh yeah, RSACi cloud.
RSACi CLOUD: gg
HUGHES HAS BEEN REVENGED!! :D

COMIC: No...this can't *bzzt* be happening... *bzzt* why Treesock...don't leave me here...I'll surely *bzzt*

...err, he's supposed to be evil and ranting about how his spirit will take me to an early grave and... err... hey, I almost feel sorry for him...

SPARKS fly from COMIC's HEAD!

SPARKS: We're free! We're free!

Awww...They're so... kawaii...

KAWAII: ARF ARF!

Anyways...

COMIC: No! Don't...leave me he- *bzzt* -re! I will *bzzt* nee....
Err... we were supposed to do something to get him back to normal, weren't we?
PH33RCROW: I don't remember it's been so long.
TAHNMAN: I be forgettin why I even here now!
KAWAII: You can remember! I mean- ARF!
I wouldn't be able to run this place on my own..and nobody will mind if I take a few liberties...
TREESOCK attempts to rebuild COMIC from MEMORY!
COMIC was renamed ROBOHUGHES!

A fitting tribute.

ROBOHUGHES: I feel strangely different, yet, I don't remember what I felt like before.

Way more awesome. I am proud of my genius and work~
ROBOHUGHES looks around and wonders what is UP with the walking suit of armor, the living scarecrow, and the scared looking man in a purple cloak hiding behind YOU!
AL?! WHERE
ROBOHUGHES points at TAHNMAN!
Oh. Cheap imposter from 2001. But still my friend
TAHNMAN: I be no walkin suit o' armo! I be da one an onlay Tahn Man!
Yeah. I think he needs... uh, something. Like that movie with the girl and the lion and the tin man and the witch and... that wizard guy, whatever it was called.
Never heard of it.
I figured it would be a bit obscure for your tastes.
ROBOHUGHES: Who are you?

ROBOHUGHES: Oh wait...I know...

ROBOHUGHES: Daughter!

<3?

ROBOHUGHES huggles TREESOCK!

I feel... so happy...

TREESOCK's LOVE for HUGHES is QUITE LARGE!

ROBOHUGHES: I don't know why, but I feel powerful, and in control!

ENERGY crackles around ROBOHUGHES!

Hot. <3

...IN TURN shocking TREESOCK!

Not hot. </3

What a galvanizing effect!

TAHNMAN: Mabbe I just be guessin here, but we done come for a reason yeah

I so... friedhappy... <123

TAHNMAN: I be wantin me a nice COCONUT if you know what I mean!

ROBOHUGHES: I think I can help you there!

ROBOHUGHES points at TAHNMAN!

HOT.

TAHNMAN turned into a COCONUT!

ROBOHUGHES: Err, whoops?

COCONUT rolled away!

COCONUT has left PARTY!

<3

ROBOHUGHES points at SCAREDYCATS and PH33RCROW!

ROBOHUGHES: Did you want somethign as well?

I wish he'd point at me :(((((((

SCAREDYCATS and PH33RCROW: No...we'll pass!

SCAREDYCATS AND PH33RCROW run away in fear!

SCAREDYCATS and PH33RCROW left the PARTY!

I kinda liked that whatsitcrow guy, though. Ah well.
ROBOHUGHES demands to be FILLED in on WHATS GOING ON!
Err...
I don't quite know myself.
NARRATOR is confused!
I mean... I don't quite know, myself. But I don't know myself either so...
If COMIC was rebuilt, and TREESOCK doesn't know what is going on...
Well.
NARRATOR hurt itself in its confusion!
I just know he went crazy. And... yeah.
ROBOHUGHES pipes up!
ROBOHUGHES: So, uh, what should I do?
Err... I'd say something, but there's a cloud over there that's angry at me.
It's probably for the BETTER!
NARRATOR remembers something about there being a WINNER at the END of BATTLES!
RUSTY VERSION wins!
YES IT IS!
No It isn't.
Yes it is.
No, it isn't.
NARRATOR causes PAIN and SUFFERING unto TREESOCK!
Accck!! Not THERE!!
ROBOHUGHES: Can't we all get along?
That's EXACTLY what I wanted to do! I think we can just... get along... in this closet over here...
ROBOHUGHES: Help! My daughter is mfmsdf!
Battle ends!

We're back, are you ready to COMMENT!? 

BATTLE #7: Plotline Advancement? O_o (AKA MOVING RIGHT ALONG) August 30, 2001

Player: FluffyStuff [No Record]

Setting: On the YELLOW ROCK road

Authors: Both of em.

Well, well, well... How far have we traveled since last battle?

45 inches!

Ugh.

This'll take FOREVER...

FWOOOSH! YETANOTHERRANDOMBATTLEYETANOTHERRANDOMBATTLE!

SLIMEx3 appeared!

AGH

NOT AGAIN

Slime killing time!

KAWAII used BE KAWAII!

SLIMEx3 became KAWAII!

That was pointless.

I have an idea....

Pokeball, go!

FLUFFY sent out POKEBALL!

POKEBALL used KAMIKAZE against SLIME!

SLIMEx3 fainted!

BLEH.

I wanted to catch them

You can't catch SLIME! They're EEEVAAAHHL!

Oh...

Unless you have a bucket.

Comic sent them here to kill me then, didn't he...

No. That's a random battle....that reminds me...

KAWAII gained 34 EXP!

yay4kawaii

FLUFFY gained a boosted 68 EXP!

yay4me

Recieved 1 G!

only 1 g?

Where would the SLIME put it? o_O

MOVING RIGHT ALONG....

FLUFFY moved right along!

Along the side of a CANYON!

Oooh

Don't fall! Hahahaha!

Pretty view

Gravel became loose!

GRAVELER appeared!

Hii!

GRAVELER: Have any spare change, miss?

Uhhh... yeah. I gots 1 g. Those slimes are pretty poor.

GRAVELER: Only 1 G? You need this more than I, then.

Recieved 200000000000 G - 1G

Ooh.

KAWAII: Arf Arf!

KAWAII is rolling down the side of the CANYON! Aww....kawaii...

NOOOO!

KAWAII!

What to do what to do what to do...

SAVE IT! SAVE IT! SAVE IT!

Ok!

I'll jump down after it

NARRATOR saved the GAME!

FLUFFY used JUMP!

Ahhhhh! I'm falling....

OMINOUSVOICE: Nobody makes it on their first jump...

OMINOUSVOICE: But what if she does?

OMINOUSVOICE: She won't.

OMINOUSVOICE: Come on...

FLUFFY caught KAWAII! Again!

YES!

FLUFFY is still FALLING!

Uh-oh...

FLUFFY hit the ground!

Is there sharp jagged pointy rocks down there?

No.

GROUND is RUBBER!

oww....

whew...

FLUFFY is shot into AIR!

FLUFFY is falling AGAIN!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa

FLUFFY hit the ground again!

GROUND is HARD!

Yet FLUFFY is ALIVE!

owww...

How did I stay alive?

AND KAWAII is unscathed! Aww....

OMINOUSVOICE: What does this mean?

OMINOUSVOICE: Nothing...

FLUFFY tastes BLOOD in her MOUTH! Ew!

Ugh ew blood

Whatever happened to that PH33RCR0W anyways...

PH33RCR0W appeared!

I need help down here... I hope nothing is broken...

PH33RCR0W: You know...there was an elevator right there.

PH33RCR0W points to ELEVATOR!

PH33RCR0W used POTION on FLUFFY!

FLUFFY feels like new!

Ahhh

Much better...

I'll just move along to the elevator now...

FLUFFY and CO. go to ELEVATOR!

CHOICES: TOP BOTTOM MIDDLE SOMEWHEREINBETWEEN

Who's CO.?

hm

Top, please

KAWAII barks at TOP! TOPBUTTON is PUSHED!

DING!

ELEVATOR opens!

SETTING: CITY of AHHHHZ

Whoa.

Aren't I supposed to have 2 others with me though? O_o

TAHNMAN appeared!

Hah.

SCARDEYCATS appeared!

Hello, Mr. Tahnman.

Heyas Scaredycats!

TAHNMAN: I be being da Tahn Man now here.

Riiiight...

SCAREDYCATS: Wh-wh-what you say?!

Oooh.

You guys need help too?

TAHNMAN and SCAREDYCATS join you party without CONSENT!

TAHNMAN: I be needin a coconut naw.

Ah.

SCAREDYCATS: Wh-wh-what you say?!

Poor thing

Well, maybe this Weeezard d00d can help you two out.

KAWAII: Arf Arf!

WEEEKED WEEEECH appeared!

Oh my.

Hello!

WEEEKED WEEEECH: I'll geeeet you me preeeety, and your leeeetle dog too! But not right now...im on coffeeee break.

WEEEKED WEEEECH disappeared!

MOVING RIGHT ALONG NOW...

FLUFFY moved RIGHT ALONG!

RIGHT ALONG to the WEEEZARD'S CHAMBEEEER!

yay

TAHNMAN: Dis bein good beer.

SCAREDYCATS: Wh-wh-what you say?!

PH33RCR0W: ...

ew beer

FLUFFY and CO. are floating in the WEEEZARD'S BEER!

FLOAT FLOAT FLOAT!

Well...

This is getting boring...

THEN GET OUT OF THE BEER! O_O

OK!

get me out of the beer!

FLUFFY and CO. get out of the BEER!

FLUFFY and CO. grow to normal SIZE!

WEEEZARD of AHHHZ appeared!

Hello, Mr Wizard...

errr

Weeezard

WEEEZARD: People always confuse me with that guy. @_@

Ah

Sorry

We need help.

We have certain issues.

And maybe you, like, could help us out?

WEEEZARD: I'd say so...you smell drunk.

It's that beer of yours

O_o

WEEEZARD: YOU DRANK MY BEER! OH HOLY NO!

No

I didn't drink it

WEEEZARD: Eh?

I floated in it... Sorry...

WEEEZARD: ...

WEEEZARD throws his BEER away!

WEEEZARD: Okay...what are your problems? Other than the obvious? o_o

Well...

My best friend and co-webmaster Comic.. he turned evil...

WEEEZARD: So I see. *snore*

Heey...

I need your help!

Or else he'll kill me

Then he'll truly own rusty version!

WEEEZARD: I'm listening....*snore*

KAWAII: We're not in rusty version anymore, Fluffy...

We aren't?

Where are we, then?

KAWAII: Well..we are...but that sounded like a cool thing to say...instead of ARF ARF.

Oh

Comic's been awfully quiet lately..

Be VEWY VEWY QUIET. COMIC'S SLEEPING.

He is?

'HE IS?' ECHOS through the version...

Huh? What?

Oh shit.

WEEEZARD: *snore*

*Grumble grumble snore*

He's asleep again. o_o

Grumble grumble snore?

What kind of sleeping noise is THAT?

The kind of sleeping noise that means he grumble grumble snores. Obviously.

Riiight...

PH33RCR0W use SHAKE!

WEEEZARD was SHAKEN! Not stirred!

WEEEZARD: Not now mommy...I wanna sleep...

bah.

Please wake up, time is running short!

WEEEZARDS: *grumble* Fine...just reboot his butt.

How?

WEEEZARD: Like THIS!

FLUFFY AND CO. was kicked by Weeezard (Turn him off and back on again...an reinstall the drivers...his brain, namely.)

oww

FLUFFY AND CO. landed back in CENTRAL RUSTY VERSION!

Setting: Rusty Version, Comic's Lair

Wonder if Comic's still asleep...

COMIC appeared!

COMIC is sound asleep!

Haha...

COMIC: .oO( Zzz )

Wonder what'd happen if I popped the little bubble...

SCAREDY CATS: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING....RIGHT?

Right.

TAHNMAN: Uh cuzz she do. She being da formah webmeestrahs.

KAWAII jumped up and BIT the BALLOON!

BALLOON burst on one side!

BALLOON flew away!

COMIC woke up!

Haha.

Oh, shit.

COMIC: NOW YOU DIE. And your little DOG too. HA. HA. HA.

BATTLE was PAUSED!

I MUST save little KAWAII...but I need a WEEK or SO to PREPARE....so you're FROZEN till then. HAHA!.

Ok folks, now that I have gotten the opportunity to update, ya'll better comment. GO GO GO! ^_^


RUSTY BATTLE #6: BANISHMENT August 05, 2001

FLUFFYSTUFF appeared!

I hate being a character...

Well..too bad. I love being evil. Unless that means I'm not evil, then I don't. But I do...

Oh yeah, COMIC appeared too!

Bah... the old Comic wouldn't have done any of this...

Well..the old Comic would've run from you. But then again...this way....you have 'limitations' to your abilities.

In other words, I have none of my webmistress powers...

CRIMSONKING: Yeah, you suck.

Well said, CK.

How would you like a spot in my Hall of Eevahl?

CRIMSONKING: That name sucks.

...

Well..I know. I gotta work on it.

Comic, the new you makes me want to throw up!

You calling me ugly?

Dem's fightin words!

No... your personality! Your.... um... evilness!

It makes me sick!

You hate my evilness? YOU HATE MY EVILNESS? YOU HATE MY EVILNESS?!!!!

I also hate you repeating the same thing three times...

Good.

You'll sure hate what comes next too.

POKEBALL appeared!

Yess...my pretty...

Ahh!

I'll have you...and your little dog too!

He's trying to catch me!

I must run away!

...I have a dog?

TOTO appeared!

TOTO jumped in FLUFFYSTUFF's arms!

Aw... so kawaii...

Let's run away from this horrible place together, so the evil thing won't catch us!

Want to rename your TOTO?

No! His name is kawaii...

TOTO was renamed KAWAII!

FLUFFYSTUFF used RUNAWAY!

Wasn't that a movie?

FLUFFYSTUFF is running away!

NO! Go POKEBALL!

I don't know. I just have to get out of here or else he'll catch me!

POKEBALL flew towards FLUFFYSTUFF!

Oooh, suspense...

DUN DUN DUN!

POKEBALL: Pull over, or I'll have to use excessive force!

No! I must escape!

POKEBALL got FLUFFYSTUFF!

Press A rapidly to escape!

Noooooooooooo!

I don't have an A button...

Okay...say ATATAT rapidly to escape!

You want me to escape?

I thought you sided with Comic!

I like KAWAII! KAWAII must escape! You have KAWAII!

I also like DEB! DEB is KAWAII too!

But DEB isn't A KAWAII DOG! Don't get mistaken!

Well then... ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!

FLUFFYSTUFF AND KAWAII escaped!

It was so close, too.

Yay4escape

Haha. I'm happy for once. n_n

FLUFFY and KAWAII escaped to a GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY IN A TIME LONG AGO!

WHAT YOU SAY!

...err...

WELL...not a GALAXY....or LONG AGO...but FAR AWAY!

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

Damn... where exactly AM I?

Setting: Far Far Away

I knew that. I mean, like where in Far Far Away am I? O_o

Setting: Basement of Far Far Away

Ah

Where in this basement am I?

...

¬_¬

STUFFEDWWEBMASTERPLUSIES appeared!

I always like a diversion...

Plushies?

Diversion?

PLUSHIES!

DIVERSION!

WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED FOR ME?

I don't know yet. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wait...I wasn't supposed to say that.

D'oh!

*gulp* Oh dear.

WEBMASTERPLUSHIES want to FIGHT!

...fight? Oh... dear... lord...

Go, Kawaii!

FLUFFY sent out KAWAII!

KAWAII: Arf Arf!

Awww...so kawaii...

I wonder what the narrator means by Webmaster Plushies. Is it several dozen webmaster plushies or is that just the name of the character? O_o

Oh well

Kawaii, ummm.... be kawaii?

WEBMASTERPLUSHIES used PLUSHIEFWAP!

WEBMASTERPLUSHIES used PLUSHIEFWAP!

WEBMASTERPLUSHIES used PLUSHIEFWAP!

WEBMASTERPLUSHIES used PLUSHIEFWAP!

WEBMASTERPLUSHIES fainted!

WEBMASTERPLUSHIES fainted!

WEBMASTERPLUSHIES fainted!

WEBMASTERPLUSHIES fainted!

Oh dear

Haha

...

Dang

I wanted to catch one too

Now where in this basement am I. anyways...

VOICEFROMFARAWAY: I'll catch you....and your little kawaii dog too....

*gulp*

FLUFFY is in a BOX, in a CHEST, in a SAFE, in a CRATE, in the storage part of A BASEMENT!

Tight squeeze.

BOX used TIGHTSQUEEZE!

ack... no air...

UNIVERSE inverted itself, reverted itself, leaving FLUFFY and KAWAII in a FIELD FAR FAR AWAY!

Whoa.

Setting: A Field Far Far Away

How am I ever gonna get back to Comic's lair?

That has yet to be decid- That's for ME to know and for YOU to find out!

Ah

VOICE: It's thataway!

VOICE: Or is it thataway...

Jeez...

Who's there?

VOICE: Me! Behind you!

VOICE: No...I'm UNDER you!

Whaaa?

Uh, me use get off this thing! O_o

KAWAII: Arf Arf Oif!

FLUFFY got off SCARECROW!

SCARECROW got up!

SCARECROW: Heeeeeeeeeey.....I'm not a scarecrow!

You're not?

You sure look like one...

SCARECROW was renamed PH33RCR0W

Awww...

That's an even better name than before!

PH33RCR0W: Yeah...it roxx0rz..

Indeed.

PH33RCR0W: So...where are you going?

Well, I wanna see if I can get back to Comic's lair and try and get him back to his old self...

PH33RCR0W: If only I was more 1337....you think Comic could make me more leet if I save him?

He's a nice guy, really... Just his reload file was corrupted and now he's evil..

VOICEFROMFARAWAY: Yes! Evil! Ha! Ha! Ha! WHEE!

PH33RCR0W: Wait...aren't you a webmaster? HEEEEELP ME BE MORE LEEEEET.

NARRATOR kicks the word extensions away!

He practically owns Rusty Version now and he's probably gonna try and stop us from changing him back to his old self...

Maybe even try to kill us... Who knows? O_o

Only COMIC knows!

DRAMATIC music plays!

DUN DUN DUN!

ew dun dun dun is SOOOOOO overused.

PH33RCR0W: Well..I know of this Weeezard that might help....

Weeezard?

WEEEZARD!

What's his name?

PH33RCR0W: Weeezard of Ahhhz

Ahhhz? Um, ok.

Where is this Weeezard of Ahhhz? O_o

PH33RCR0W: I'll take you to him!

PH33RCR0W grabs FLUFFY'S ARM!

Coolness.

PH33RCR0W drags FLUFFY down the STREET while singing OFF KEY!

A street in the middle of a field

This world is FORKED UP

PH33RCR0W: Weeee're off to zee dee weeezard! The bumbleful weeezard of ahhz!

No..it's SPOONY! ^^

SPOOOOOOON

...errr...

n_n;

OVERLYBARITONEVOICE: Next time, on Rusty Version! Does Fluffy get to see the weezard? And who is this TahnMan? Also, what is Comic up to? Find out on the next exciting epis-

NARRATOR ejects DBZNARRATOR!

NARRATOR ejects overly used ending!

Give Feedback. GO NOW!

Battle #5: All is Not As It Seems  June 29, 2001
Player:  Comic and FluffyStuff  [No Record Together]

Setting: Comic's Newly Built Lair

Authors: Comic and Someone who is not all here.

It is done, master...

I can see that...and good job.....

COMIC starts laughing....evilly?!

My reward, master?

Yes, peon...evilly! Ah...reward..?

Hmm...

You promised, master...

COMIC hands FluffyStuff a wrapped package!

My hard earned reward... now I unwrap the package...

FLUFFYSTUFF unwraps the PACKAGE!

PACKAGE is renamed PACKAGE!

Thank you Captain-Obvious. o_O

What is it? What is inside? What is my hard-earned reward?

A BOX! Filled with...BOOKS!

Have fun...

Yay, I love books...

COMIC walks off to inspect LAIR!

I'll be back.

...why can't I read these? What restricts me from reading?

Whoops...

FLUFFYSTUFF reads BOOKS!

Thank you, oh almighty narrator...

n_n

Ahhh, the gift of reading...

BOOKS were about PERSONALITY...and DATING? WHAT?

NARRATOR takes DATING BOOK!

Ahh...the FRUIT called DATE. AND PLANTING THEM.

Personality... I do not understand...

per·son·al·i·ty

The quality or condition of being a person.

Distinctive qualities of a person, especially those distinguishing personal characteristics that make one socially appealing:

I still do not understand... nevermind...

NO! ONE must GET a PERSONALITY!

NARRATOR give FLUFFYSTUFF HIS PERSONALITY!

Or a COPY, rather!

COMIC returns!

I said I'd be back....

COMIC returns!

O.o;;

COMIC used O.o;;!

Slave! I mean...FLUFFYSTUFF! What is the meaning of this?

It's super effective!

Gah?

NARRATOR snickers!

Mmm...crunchy.

SNICKERS! Buy them now at your local COMIC-MART!

What happened to her? She was my slave! You broke her! ;_;

NARRATOR whistles innocently...

...I must be complete...

You're not of the Collective...are you? o_o;;

FLUFFYSTUFF used STRUGGLE!

Ow! That hurts...

FLUFFYSTUFF was hurt with recoil!

Hey! That's my job! Poser. -_-

COMIC pushed OFF!

COMIC pushed FLUFFYSTUFF off a CLIFF!

Unit...deactivated....

Ow...

Owww....

It's super effective!

FLUFFYSTUFF landed on SHACK!

IDUNNO ran out of SHACK!

IDUNNO started SCREAMING at FLUFFYSTUFF!

Hmm...guess she escaped through a plot hole...

It's you!

I'm me?

IDUNNO: Whazza me?

Ow....

COMIC hurts himself in his confusion!

IDUNNO is always confused, and continues hurting herself!

Why is everyone hurting themselves?

FLUFFYSTUFF is confused!

Hmm...I wonder where the real Spikette is...whoops...mute is on...

Comic sets mode: -m

ATATATATATAT!

You've changed, Comic!

How so, Spiky.

You've become evil...

Have not!

Then what's the deal with this FluffyStuff?

Uhh....who? ::whistles innocently::

grrrr....

Fine...what do you want me to do about it?

The Comic I know would have brought the real me back, I want a name change anyways.

Hmm...okay. >8D

FLUFFYSTUFF start to FLOAT!

SPIKETTE gets absorbed into FLUFFYSTUFF!

FLUFFYSTUFF falls back on the SHACK!

IDUNNO continues to yell!

ATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!

It's super effective!

Shut up!

Hmmm? What is this I see....Muhahahahaha! Wait...I don't know. Oh well. Muhahahahaha!

You too!

Everyone!

SHUT UP!

The ingenious of my plan is...YOU'RE A CHARACTER NOW! MUHAHAHAH! RUSTY IS MINE! ALL MINE!

...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What has happened to make you so evil?

I think my reboot file was corrupted. Muhahahahaha! Wait...that isn't funny.

It's EVIL! Muahahahahah!

What could have corrupted the reboot file?

Windows does it all the time...guess I used a Microsoft backup program.....

You know...I'm so evil...I'm going to end this battle and make people wait for the next Rusty battle. >8D

GIVE FEEDBACK NOW! < Aww...don't yell.

Battle #4: I Dunno  June 29, 2001
Player:  I Dunno  [No Record]

Setting: I Dunno

Authors: Two Dead People

WATERFALL appeared!

WATERFALL is extra....WET!

...ha ha ha. I am just DYING of laughter. Oh my god it's too funny.

Thanks!

IDUNNO is currently UNDER the WATERFALL!

...Yeah. What's it to you?

You DO notice...YOU'RE SOAKING WET?!

SUPER SOAKER MMMXI! At your nearest store!

Hey, cool!

There's a cave back here.

Oooo...scary!

I'll check this out.

IDUNNO checks out the cave!

Ooooh, shiny...

PHOTOGRAPHER took IDUNNO'S PICTURE!

FLASH is super bright!

PHOTOGRAPHER ran away!

Ahhh.... why are there photographers here?

Spoke too soon.

Anyway... what's that shiny thing over there?

SHINYTHING appeared!

It's uh....an item that shines?

I can sense that the voice has something to hide...

I must get better the- err....no I'm not@

@.... perhaps that is a clue!

NO...that's a TYPO, DOOF!

An ALMIGHTYTYPO!

Theme song plays...!

DUN DUN DUN! Mighty-er than thou! Mighty-er than thou! ALMIGHTY TYPO! DUN DUN DUN!

....ooookay...

Catchy tune, though.

SHINYTHING clears it's throat.

It is throat!

SHINYTHING was renamed SHINYTHROAT!

Bah, forget you. Onward!

IDUNNO went ONWARD...

OVER SHINYTHROAT!

Am I missing something?

SHINYTHROAT: My last words.......restore....click the banner....

SHINYTHROAT vanished into a plot hole!

Oooookay...

Don't listen to the throat! He belongs to the DARK SIDE!

Why should I trust some weird voice that I don't even know?

Exactly my point! The THROAT is wierd and you don't know him!

Why should I trust some weird voice who can't spell?

I kan spel purfectly!

Yah, and I M SAMRT MUNKY.... hmmm... wonder what that shiny throat meant by "restore"?

NARRATOR renames IDUNNO to SMARTMUN-

A strange force prevents me from doing so.

UNSUCCESSFUL renaming has STRANGE EFFECTS!

NARRATOR curses the BANNER AD!

Banner ad?

NARRATOR gets sent to planetarion.com!

I LUV KLIKING BANNAR ADDS!

Noooooooooooooooo!

He has a serious mental condition....

Now where is that banner ad?

Banner....ad.....at....top.....

Hush fewl!

NARRATOR kicks OLIVE text!

Where eees da BANNA AD?

Top of the page, dummy.

Eep. ::runs away::

Page?

Agh.... can't....think......straight!

NARRATOR finishes curling IDUNNO's brain!

Ah...all better.

ooooooh.... atataatatatatatata..... BOINK

Look up! You stupid idiot! It's the thing that says 'PLANETARION' on it! ><

....planet.......ATATATATATA! CLICKY-CLICKY!

NARRATOR is distracted by the ATATATATATATA's!

IDUNNO clicks BANNERAD!

MAGICAL FMV SEQUENCE is played!

Bwee.... click! This is fun! CLICK!

CONGRATULATIONS! You found the 'ressurect Aer- Comic-San code!'

What? No!

COMIC was remade!

And stronger than ever, if I may say so myself!

You can't!

Aww...

OOoooh! ATATATATA! Bweeee!

MY ATATATATATA! ::swipes::

twaaaaaaaaaSSSSshH!!

DRRO!

Blah. COMIC deletes the NARRATOR!

COMIC creates NEW NARRATOR!

YepYEPyep!

zooom

bweee

zoom

COMIC decides to make a new SPIKETTE!

Actually...I'm going to edit her a bit. ::grins evilly::

SPIKETTE! BEWWWW

ATHA! ZOOOOo1oO!O1o

EDITTING DONE!

COMIC makes FLUFFYSTUFF!

OOO!H1

EAT

EAT

EAT

ATASASDDFJFJF

NARRATOR wonders what's wrong with IDUNNO!

MeE EATE!!!!!!@ STUFF TAT ISH FLUFFY!1

CO55ON CANNYT#R

COMIC is confused!

COMIC hurt IDUNNO in his confusion!

AHH!

WAT!

EAT!

I NEEEEED THE FLUFFY STUFFF@F@@F@@FF@f@

FLUFFYSTUFF drops a RUSTY CAGE OF HOLDING ON IDUUNO!

AHGHJgd

EHKJH#KJ

COMIC sets mode: +m

Ahh...nice...^_^

Thank you master....

Wheehehehe...

FEEDBACK for THIS TOO! < CLICK IT CLICK IT!

Battle #3: ...(What are we calling it, Comic?)  June 29, 2001
PLAYER:  Comic (Right?)  [No Record]

Setting: (Where?)

Authors: Comic-San & Someone Who Is Dead.

There is no escape...

But it's at the top left corner of my keyboard!

No, that's Esc

Same thing!

No it isn't.

Well lets see...::pushes ESC::

COMIC pressed ESC!

COMIC pressed ESC for the FACTS! Just the FACTS!

Tell me...are you the same as 'escape'?

ESC answers NO!

Darn...well I'll just have to 'escape' then. Toodles!

I will not allow that...

RING OF FLAMES appeared around COMIC!

Urk....tight...small...ring...squeezing...me....can't...continue...to...list...symptoms...

Now you too shall pay!

Me!....Pawn....the.....fire....ring....

COMIC pawned FIRE RING!

It sells for 1 yen!

...bah...

...you may have outsmarted me once but you won't outsmart me again...

How...much...do...I...owe...you?

::regains breath:: I've outsmarted you?

...Not quite.

BOLT appeared from the BLUE!

Uhh...BOLT! hit the Narrator!

(come on come on come on, kill kill kill...)

BOLT hit COMIC!

Yes! Kill the-

(BULLSEYE!)

Ow.

Muahahahahahahaha....

Good thing I was plugged into surge protector...

Dammit. Plan B....

Ooo...DDR.....

>< The B reminded me of Bumblebee.....

Hmm....

(PAH. Forget this.)

Forget what?

LARGE BOOK falls from sky and flattens COMIC!

Evil...irony...

LARGE IRON falls from sky and flattens LARGE BOOK!

Yay! The book is lighter!

But...the iron is heavier...@_@

LARGE TROUT falls from sky and flattens LARGE IRON!

Lani! Help! Dance apart this trout!

COMIC is now buried under approximately 100,000 tons of UN-LANIABLE WEIGHT!

Also known as.... DEAD WEIGHT!

Oh...why do you PUNish me soo...

You must pay for not paying, as was stated in battle number two...

Uh...sorry..I was fainted...

Oh yeah. I was getting to that...

Actually...that's not a bad idea...if I'm fainted...I can't die....

COMIC suffocated!

COMIC died!

No! Not ye- X_X

Muahahahahahahahaha....

Now I have total control over Rusty Version....

Or.... do I?

DRAMATIC MUSIC plays!

Dun dun dun! Oh wait...I'm dead. x_X

NARRATORS kill COMIC again just for effect!

...NARRATORS?

DUN DUN DUN!

I didn't say that!

I would kill him, but a strange force prevents me from doing so.

Hmm...More feedback, please sir? <- CLICKY ATATATAT

Battle #2: To Be Announced...or not.  June 18, 2001
PLAYER:  TRI-COLORED SPRITES OF JUSTICE  [No Record]

Author: Comic-San & Spikette

NARRATOR wonders why RUSTY cannot get a better player!

Hrm...

Where's Miss Spikette? :P

She's busy doing STUFF!

...

You heard me!

STUFF!

MISS SPIKETTE! THERE'S A WEIRD VOICE SAYING HENTAI THINGS ABOUT YOU!

Tattletale.

SPIKETTE appeared!

YAAAAAAY!

SPIKETTE: What is it, my onions!  I mean minions!

...Thatweirdvoiceisbeinghentaimakeitstopmakeitstop

SPIKETTE glares at NARRATOR!

SPIKETTE: stop saying hentai things about them or no soup for you!

Yes ma'am.

SPIKETTE: Fine...poofy!

SPIKETTE disappears!

Hmph. :P

See?  I am her favorite!

WHAT?!?!?! YOU MEAN...

WAAAAH! WAAAH!

NARRATOR grins!

...how do we know that you're not pulling something funny?

Trust me!

...

MISS SPIKETTE!

Sheeee caaaaan't heeeeaaaaaar yooooooou

Why not? What have you done to Miss Spikette?

That's for me to know, and you not!!

...who was that other guy we beat up... was it...

...dammit...

COMIC appeared!

COMIC: Someone call me? 

 Oh yeah! That Comic d00d!

COMIC sees you!

COMIC hides!

...

Wait!

WAAAAAAAAAH!

 COMIC falls over fainted!

He's clutching his ears!

Today is SO not our day...

SPIKETTE appeared!

Damn.

MISS SPIKETTE!!!!

 SPIKETTE fell over asleep!

NARRATOR hides SPIKETTE in a secret place!

Miss Spikette?

NARRATOR hides COMIC in a secret place!

What are you doing to them?

...

HIDING them!

I thought... but...

SPRITEHATER appeared!

?

SPRITEHATER: Don't obey your thirst!  Drink 7up!

...hey, aren't you that Make 7 up yours guy?

SPRITEHATER thinks!

SPRITEHATER: No!

SPRITEHATER: I wish...

Oh. Why are you heres?

SPRITEHATER sees that you are SPRITES!

SPRITEHATER hates you!

SPRITEHATER wants to fight!

...MISS SPIKETTE!

Snoring sound is heard from SECRETPLACE!

...

We gotta see what's wrong! TO THE SECRET PLACE!

Hey! You can't do that!  

Setting: SECRET PLACE  

...

Yes we can.

MISS SPIKETTE! WHERE ARE YOU?

Muffled sounds come from beneath you!

huh?

OMG! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?!

You're STANDING on them!

...

You're STILL STANDING on them!

Umm... ok... let's just move off them, then...

Setting: Right next to SECRETPLACE

MISS SPIKETTE!

SPIKETTE: Hmmmpfmmmmm!

SPIKETTE has TAPE over her mouth!

*sob*

VIDEO TAPE!

...

Uhm, is there a VCR around here?

No!  The Webmaster can't AFFORD a NARRATOR, nontheless A VCR!

...

Then who are you? And aren't Miss Spikette and Comic the webmasters?

I'm a frickin DISGRUNTLED UNEMPLOYED NARRATOR!

And yes, to answer your second question. Well?

Where's the real narrator?

I AM THE REAL NARRATOR!

....oh crap...

SPIKETTE begins to choke on VIDEO TAPE!

NOOO!

MISS SPIKETTE!

Hahahaha! You will never succeed in recapturing her!

She shall pay...for not paying. o.O

...this can't be good... what to do...

SPIKETTE: *Choke* *gasp*

I know

We'll try to save Spikette!

NARRATOR facefaults!

well... we thought it was a smart idea.... us, use save Spikette!

BATTLE was saved as Spikette.txt!

no no, not that way!

Save spikette's life!

THREESOMETHINGS used SAVESPIKETTESLIFE!

It missed!

Ack... curse our aim...

AIM! Comes free with AOL!

ahh.... evil...

PORTAL to VOID appeared!

AOLBLOB appeared from VOID!

Uh-oh....

PORTAL closes before PORTALMAN can escape!

PORTALMAN: Urrh.

Who are you two? Will you help us save Spikette's life?

AOLBLOB: Resistance will result in SPAM.

AOLBLOB used FLOPPYRAIN!

It's raining Floppy Disks!

We hope Spikette is doing ok...

FLOPPY DISK is lodged in SPIKETTE'S mouth!

Oh... what kind of floppy disk?

The kind that install AOL!

SPIKETTE chokes on FLOPPY DISK!

Nooooo!

SPIKETTE fainted...

Then died!

MUHAHAHA!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Use next Co-Webmaster?

COMIC: No! ::hides again::

...curse our luck...

THREESOMETHING'S LUCK was CURSED!

THREESOMETHING'S LUCK disappeared!

USS ENTERPRISE falls from SPACE!

Oh my... that can't be good...

YOU got THAT right!

Onto THREESOMETHING!

...oww....

do you hate us too?

Why?

Shut up...you're dead!

...we are?

THREESOMETHING'S INTELLIGENCE must of disappeared too!

We can still talk!

We can't be dead yet!

No you can't.

You agree for once!

Why do you hate us so much?

You'll know the answer after you read the bottom of a falling train!

TRAIN appeared over THREESOMETHING!

Whatsit say? We can't read!

Whistling sounds appeared!

Look closer!

We can't see!

SQUISH!

That's because you're dead.

FEEDBACK THREAD <- CLICKY CLICKY

Battle #1: Battle of the Bits  New, but Rusty nonetheless.  May 24, 2001
Player: Comic-San  [No Record]

Author: Comic-San

Okay...whee...this will be fun.

SPIKETTE: Sure damn will! OR ELSE!

SPIKETTE summons the TRI-COLOREDSPRITESOFJUSTICE!

Eep.

COMIC hides!

Location: SPIKETTE'S OFFICE

Damn.  Out of the frying pan and into the fire.

SPIKETTE'S OFFICE burst into FLAMES!

FRYING PAN lands next to COMIC-SAN!

Stupid NARRATOR!  You work for me!  Stop killing meeeeeeee!

No.

Augh. @_@

ROOF collapses!

Well...I hope you're having fun.

You BET!

::whimper::

COMIC curls up into the FATAL POSITION!

It's fetal position!

Not now! >8D

Urrk.  Things couldn' possibly- wait...that shall not be said.

COMIC: Things couldn't possible get worse!

MUHAHAHAHA!

On the other hand....

FLAMES grow to monstrous sizes!

::whimpers some more::

COMIC tries to flee!

Not very effective...

Help?  Anyone?  This isn't very fun....

SPIKETTE appears!

Oh crap.

SPIKETTE goes PSYCHO!

OMINOUS music plays!

*random cursing*

SPIKETTE burps!

FLAMES grow!

Hey...I know...

COMIC'S Personal Defence System kicks in! (PDS)

Flames run away!

SPIKETTE: ...grrrrrrr....

SPIKETTE summons TRI-COLOREDSPRITESOFJUSTICE!

Eep...I knew I forgot something...

SPIKETTE: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Author: Spikette

SPIKETTE: LOOK! LOOK! MY NAME IS NOT A WORD!

...

SPIKETTE: NOW YOU SHALL ENDURE EXTREME AMOUNTS OF… uhhh… ummm… uhhh…

SPIKETTE (mumbling): God dammit.

o.o;

SPIKETTE: Don’t o.o; me!

Uhh… kay. Whatever.

SPIKETTE: I really wanna hurt you now.

Uh… no.

Please?

: P

SPIKETTE: Don’t : P me! TRI-COLORED SPRITES OF JUSTICE, go!

SPIKETTE sent out TRI-COLOREDSPRITESOFJUSTICE!

Ahhh!

COMIC tried to run away!
FLAMES stand in the way!
COMIC ran the other way!
SPIKETTE stands in the way!
Oiii… stuck between a hot and a hurty place…

COMIC goes back into FATAL…er…FETAL POSITION!

SPIKETTE: TRI-COLORED SPRITES OF JUSTICE, let’s play some soccer!

TRI-COLORED SPRITES OF JUSTICE: Soccer! Our favorite!

COMIC gets kicked into FLAMES!

TRI-COLORED SPRITES OF JUSTICE and SPIKETTE: Yaaaay! Goal!

COMIC gets all BURNT and STUFF!

COMIC rolls out of FLAMES!

*cough, cough*

COMIC brushes himself off!
I…I’m ok.

COMIC faints!

Use next Pokémon?

Pokemon and all related items do NOT belong to us, they belong to Nintendo, Game Freak, and Creatures.  PokeBattles is not copyright us either, it is copyrighted to Jason Ross.  THIS VERSION IS copyright Spikette(FluffyStuff) and Comic-San.

If you actually read this, then contact Comic-San at digitalversion@yahoo.com  and something will happen.  Or not.  Either way, I got you to read fine and hidden print.  So nyah!