Segment 0 of ShadowVersion [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 1 -- BATTLE 2 -- BATTLE 3 -- BATTLE 4 -- BATTLE 5 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 8/28/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 1: Digiman's Last Player: Digiman [3-5-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Peasants Hello. Now that were all done with our interviews, weve decided to interview... SIR_CHARGON appears, tied to CHAIR! SIR_CHARGON: LET ME GO! NOW! Shut up! DIGIMAN used KICK! SIR_CHARGON: JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY... WHERES MY POKéMON?! DIGIMAN held up BELT! Heh heh. Look fa-- MASTERBALLS suddenly BURST OPEN! Uh oh. KAISERYUU appeared! OSAIRU-SAMA appeared! NYASEJIKU appeared! KUBEREI appeared! DARK UMB... AAAH! ITS THAT THING AGAIN! AAAHH! *AHEM* Uh... GEN-RYUU appea... AAAH! AAAHH! HOW DOES HE GET THESE THINGS!? ALL SIX POKéMON want to fight! Oh lordy. SIR_CHARGON is laughing MANIACALLY! KAISERYUU used WHIRLING TIDES! OSAIRU-SAMA used PSYCHIC! NYASEJIKU used FURY SWIPES! KUBEREI used PAY DAY! D... Lets not get into that thing... GEN-RYUU us... Not that either. This is bad. Yep! ALL SIX ATTACKS hit DIGIMAN! GIANT EXPLOSION occurred! GRAVELER: MUHH-TROP-LUHS! Howd HE get... AAAHH! Player: Sir_Chargon [5-6-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Peasants SMOKE cleared! *cough...* Argh... Whered Digiman go? DIGIMAN is in SEVERAL PIECES strewn about AREA! ...Eew. DIGIMAN died! I can tell that. Okay. Hm... What can I use for a superhero now? Look! In the SKY! No. Its a SQUARE! ... Its a CUBE! ...? Its... ANGULAR MAN! ...!? To be continued... 8/29/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 2: Angular Attack Player: Sir_Chargon [6-6-0] Last Battle: Apparent Win vs. Digiman ANGULAR MAN appeared! Yes, I know. You said so last battle. No, what I said last battle was... NO! NO!! Look! In the SKY! STOP! Its a SQUARE! Argh... Its a CUBE! Leave me alone... Its... ANGULAR MAN! Done now? Yes. Thank you. ANGULAR MAN! Using the powers of geometry... Huh? He will right wrongs and triumph over circles! ...Riiiiiight. AM: And that means YOU! ...I do NOT tolerate Sailor Moon lines here, no matter how augmented. PREPARE TO DIE! SIR_CHARGON wants to fight! ANGULAR MAN sent out DODECAHEDRON! Bah. Just rearrange it to a circle. SIR_CHARGON used REARRANGE! DODECAHEDRON was renamed CIRCLE! ANGULAR MAN is SCARED! Heh. What a dork. SIR_CHARGON used THROW! SIR_CHARGON threw CIRCLE at ANGULAR MAN! Whee. ANGULAR MAN screams in TERROR! Hes dumber than Digiman! CIRCLE shattered! !? ANGULAR MAN triumphed over CIRCLE! Good for him. But what about this? CREATE! SIR_CHARGON used CREATE! SIR_CHARGON CREATEd CIRCULAR MAN! ANGULAR MAN and CIRCULAR MAN stare each other down! This should be good. ANGULAR MAN used SQUARE SHURIKEN! CIRCULAR MAN used LOOP BINDER! Hm... ATTACKS collided and shattered! Argh. NARRATOR 5 thinks BATTLE has gone on long enough! I dont. Too bad. BATTLE ended! To be continued... Damn idiot Narrator... 8/30/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 3: Celebrity Derthmatch Player: Steve Johnson [no record.] Welcome to CELEBRITY DERTHMATCH! DERTH: HEY! Thats not funny! Im Steve Johnson. SIR_CHARGON: And Im Sir_Chargon... Hey, why didnt I get to be the player? I dunno. And Im NARRATOR 5! Oh great. Well, despite the loud booming voice that isnt mine or Chargons, we have a GREAT battle in store for you today! SIR_CHARGON: Thats right, Steve. Today we finish the battle between Angular Man and Circular Man, which the Narrator stopped abruptly yesterday. NARRATOR 5 didn't want BATTLE to carry on! Quiet, you. ANGULAR MAN appeared! CIRCULAR MAN appeared! Well, Chargon, why dont we fill in for viewers that didnt see yesterdays Battle? SIR_CHARGON: Good idea, Steve. Well, it all started when Digiman died... CROWD goes AWW... SIR_CHARGON: Then Angular Man appeared from nowhere. He proceeded to be annoying through the Narrator and I created Circular Man. CROWD cheers! Allrighty, it looks like the battle is ready to start. MILLINGTON STREET appeared! MS: Okay, I want a clean fight. Now, lets get it on! Player: Circular Man [no record.] Youre going DOWN, polygon boy. AM: I am ANGULAR MAN! SJ: AAAAHH! Stop the Sailor Moon lines... SIR_CHARGON: Yes... Stop the Sailor Moon lines... AM: I will right wrongs and triumph over circles! And that means YOU! Ey ref, there a thing about SM lines? MS: Ill allow it! CROWD cheers! Damn. Well, time to go! ANGULAR MAN used SQUARE SHURIKEN! Its super effective! SJ: OOH, looks like consulting the referee was a bad move for Circular Man. Ow... Well, take THIS! CIRCULAR MAN used LOOP BINDER! ANGULAR MAN is paralyzed! It may or may not attack, depending on NARRATOR 5s bias! SIR_CHARGON: THAT was a new one... Hah. NOW lets see you triumph over me! CIRCULAR MAN used HOOP BASH! DIEDIEIDEIDIEDIE!!! SJ: My GOD, that has to be the most violent thing Ive seen! SIR_CHARGON: Ive seen worse. SJ: You would have. SIR_CHARGON: You wanna take it outside? HEY! We already HAVE a battle taking place over here! ANGULAR MAN used TRIANGLE DRILL! It looks REALLY painful... And effective to boot. SIR_CHARGON: COOL! SJ: Wow... Look at that thing go through Circular Mans head like that... If Chargon already didnt say it, I would have said cool myself. AAH! AAAHH! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD! IT HURTS! REF, COME ON!! MS: Ill allow it! CROWD cheers! I GIVE! I GIVE! SJ: Do we have a surrender option here? SIR_CHARGON: Why do you think we named it DERTHmatch? DERTH: To make fun of me? SIR_CHARGON: That too. But in answer to your question, Steve, no surrender. SJ: This doesnt look good for Circular Man... YOU THINK!? SJ: Uh, how can he still talk if his face is torn in half? SIR_CHARGON: Get used to it. ANGULAR MAN used RECTANGLE SWORD! Its super effective! I hate thi... Ugh. CIRCULAR MAN died! ANGULAR MAN won! CROWD cheers! SJ: Okay, Angular Man has won the first battle. But stay tuned, theres more tomorrow on Celebrity Derthmatch! 8/31/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 4: Celebrity Derthmatch, Episode 2 Player: Steve Johnson [no record.] Welcome back, to Celebrity Derthmatch! Todays battle has been going on for quite some time, dating back AAALLLLL the way to Battle 1. SIR_CHARGON: ...That just gave away the surprise. DAMMIT! Oh well. Im Steve Johnson. SIR_CHARGON: And Im Sir_Chargon. Todays battle finally ends the rivalry between Grandpa and the Tree, and the old man MAY even get a surprise if he wins! And Im NARRATOR 5! ...Uh... SIR_CHARGON: I thought I got rid of him... GRANDPA appeared! TREE appeared! Well, the battle seems ready. Lets watch. MILLINGTON STREET appeared! MS: Okay, I want a clean fight. Now, lets get it on! Player: Tree [5-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Digiman Luke, I am your father. SJ: What the--!? SIR_CHARGON: Did you get the RIGHT Tree, Steve? You talkin to me? Are YOU... talkin to ME? I dont see anybody around here, so you MUST be talkin to me. SJ: Uh... Sorry... But hey, a Trees a Tree, right? SIR_CHARGON: You are SO fired after this Battle. Street, anything about authenticity? MS: Ill allow it! CROWD cheers! EWWW! This must be what evil tastes like! SIR_CHARGON: O...Kay... GRANDPA sent out HUGESTICK! Time to lower the BOOM! TREE used FALL! TREE fell out of RING! Several CROWD MEMBERS fainted! My van is FAST, sucka! HUGESTICK used ATTACK! VIKINGS trampled TREE! SJ: Something is just... WRONG here! SIR_CHARGON: And you find this out NOW? Beetroot! SJ: Beetroot? Heeeeeeey, everybody! I just made up a song and I hope you can sing along with me. Its called Im a Cucumber. Here we go... One, two three, four: Iiiiiim a cucumber! Im a cucumber... SIR_CHARGON: Stop this... SJ is COWERING in ABSOLUTE FEAR! Now is the time to attack! TREE used BRANCH TOSS! The attack missed! SIR_CHARGON: At least it knows its battling... SJ: Make it stop... Please make it stop... Pretty please? SIR_CHARGON: Oh, FINE! Narrator, if you will. ES-CA... FLOW-NAY! SIR_CHARGON: NOW... TREE fainted! GRANDPA won! SJ: Well, Grandpa wins by default. The surprise? A big stack of JACK SQUAT! A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! SIR_CHARGON: Stay tuned next week for more battles on Celebrity Derthmatch! Im Sir_Chargon, saying comment on this battle, dammit. 9/1/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 5: Iced Over Player: Cid [17-9-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Tenchi CID is WALKING! Whee. A Narrator. Enthused am I. CID is ENTHUSED! *sigh* What is it? CID is back in SHADOW G/S! ?! Yep. Howd... Whend... Uh? NARRATOR 5 wanted CID to collect MORE BADGES, so he drug CID back to SHADOW G/S! Fine. Next badge then, please? SNOW BADGE! Okay. Just tele-- MARIGU CITY GYM appeared! Okay then. Off I go. CID entered GYM! Lemme guess... The Polar Bear Club used to own this Gym, right? Nope! The POLAR BEAR ASSOCIATION did! Theres a DIFFERENCE! ...Whatever. HEY GYM LEADER! TIRA appeared! Fight me, dammit. Thats no way to talk to a GIRL! Quiet, you. TIRA wants to fight! See? Go, Hitmonlee! Go! HITMONLEE! TIRA sent out SHELLDER! Jump Kick. HITMONLEE used JUMP KICK! SHELLDER is too SHORT to be affected! The attack missed! DAMN! SHELLDER used AURORA BEAM! Critical hit! HITMONLEE fainted! I hate this. Go, Misdreavus! Go! SNEASEL! Sneasel!? Uh... I mean... Go! MISDREAVUS! Better. Misdreavus, Sneak Attack! SNE, er, MISDREAVUS used SNEAK ATTACK! SHELLDER fainted! Hah! TIRA sent out JYNX! Gang Beating! No gang to attack! ...Okay... CID lost his turn! This rule again!? YES! JYNX used ICE PUNCH! Its not very effective... Hahah! Misdreavus, Sneak Attack. MISDREAVUS used SNEAK ATTACK! The attack was MISdirected! Huh? CID fainted! TIRA won! HEY! That was cheap! And a bad pun too! No it wasnt! It was FUN! FUN PUN! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! ... Bah, you're no fun. BACK TO TURQUOISE! HEY! What about me collecting badges and stuff! Changed my mind. Off you go. CID went through TURQUOISE-COLORED TEMPORAL GATEWAY! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] Playing this month: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 6 -- BATTLE 7 -- BATTLE 8 -- BATTLE 9 -- BATTLE 10 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 9/2/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 6: LEEM... LOM... LIMBO! Yeah, That's it. Player: Digiman [3-6-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Peasants DIGIMAN is in LIMBO! Grrr... That Angular Man thinks he can take over my spot, hes got another thing comin! ANGULAR MAN has ANOTHER THING coming! Quiet, you! Ive got my plan AAAAALLLLLLL formulated... DIGIMAN has PLAN AAAALLLLLLL formulated! SHUT UP! HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN appeared! Heavily Armed Clown went flying over the horizon. DIGIMAN used RATHER POWERFUL PUNCH! HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN flew back 5 FEET! Damn. Must be all that facepaint. HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN wants to fight! Fine. Go, Puppetmon! Go! PUPPETMON! HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN used MASSIVE GUNFIRE BARRAGE! That doesnt sound good... HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN blew PUPPETMON into TINY SPLINTERS! AAH! PUPPETMON fainted! Go, MetalEtemon! The enemys a violent circus freak! Go, METALETEMON! HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN used MASSIVE GUNFIRE BARRAGE! Its not very effective... Hah. MetalEtemon, Banana Slip! METALETEMON used BANANA SLIP! HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN involuntarily WALKED onto CLEVERLY PLACED BANANA PEEL! HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN slipped! That was fun. HEAVILY ARMED CLOWNs GRENADE NOSE went BOOM! METALETEMON fainted! HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN fainted! Its super effective! ...Uh... Nobody else here. What was hit so super effectively? YOU! Oh. Uh, ow? DIGIMAN fainted! BATTLE was DRAW! HEY! NARRATOR 5 laughs MENACINGLY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okey dokey then... Just need to recover and find a way outta here... Angular Man, watch out... 9/3/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 7: Why You Should NEVER Make Fun of the Narrator Player: Angular Man [1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Circular Man Look! In the SKY! Its a SQUARE! Its a CUBE! Its... ANGULAR MAN! HEY! Bwa. ANGULAR MAN flew into TREE! Ow... What the? TREE is ANGRY! Tree wants to fight? YES! Stop stealing NARRATOR 5s LINES! No. Thats fun. ANGULAR MAN suddenly got hit by GIANT METEOR! Shut up and start fighting! ...Erm... WHAT?! Its kinda hard to fight when youre stuck under a giant rock similar to the size of our moon... Oh... Uh, sorry. GIANT METEOR disappeared! TREE sent out TREE! Go, Narrator 5! Go! NARRATO... HEY! Whee. NARRATOR 5 doesnt think this is FUNNY! I do. Well, lets just see about that, then! NARRATOR 5 rearranged ANGULAR MANs ANGLES! What? HEY! Ow! AH! That tickles! That doesnt! LAY OFF! STOP! NARRATOR 5 is DONE! Uh... AAAAHH! ANGULAR MAN was renamed ANGULAR WOMAN! YOU DAMN NARRATOR! CHANGE ME BACK! TREE fainted in LAUGHTER! NARRATOR 5 is about to collapse from LAUGHTER as well! NOW!! NO! YES! NO! YES! NO! ...Fine. Ill just... AAAAAAAHHH! OKAY OKAY, ILL CHANGE YOU BACK, JUST NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!! Good. ANGULAR WOMAN was renamed ANGULAR MAN! Better. Now, foul Tr-- ARMY OF TREES appeared! Uh oh. ARMY OF TREES dont look HAPPY! This is bad... Tactical retreat. ANGULAR MAN ran away! ARMY OF TREES won! 9/4/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 8: When Doompuffs Read Manga Player: Sir_Chargon [6-6-0] Last Battle: Apparent Win vs. Digiman SIR_CHARGON is DRAWING! Yes I am, now go away. NO! ...Fine. SIR_CHARGON has finished his BLAINE MANGA! Yes... Completely, totally, finished. And after only about 4 months too! NARRATOR 5 wants to know how SIR_CHARGON can create a 95-page MANGA in 4 MONTHS... Hours of labor and hard work. Now shut up and let me finish my Seiken Densetsu 3 manga. SEIKEN DENSETSU 3 MANGA wants to fight! ...Figures, doesnt it. And why? SD3M has been IGNORED for the past 4 MONTHS! Therefore, SD3M is ANGRY and wants to fight! Fine then. SD3M sent out HAWK! Go, Kuberei! Go! KUBEREI! Pay Day. KUBEREI used PAY DAY! Coins scattered everywhere! KUBEREI grabbed all the COINS! *sigh* Money-grubbing cat... HAWK used FLYING SWALLOW TOSS! Critical hit! KUBEREI flew into WALL! KUBEREI fainted! Hm. Strong. Go, Dark Umbreon! Go... AAAAHH! WHAT IS THAT!? Shut up and-- NARRATOR 5 ran away in FEAR! Great. NEW NARRATOR! NARRATOR 6 took control of BATTLE! HAWK used SHARK TEETH! Its not very effective... Moonbeam! DARK UMBREON used MOONBEAM! Critical hit! HAWK fainted! Now to-- SD3M sent out DURAN! ...I tire of this. Return, Dark Umbreon. Enough! DARK UMBREON! Go me. The enemys a drawing! Go, SIR_CHARGON! VERSION WARP! SIR_CHARGON used VERSION WARP! SD3M and DURAN were sent to PORTAL WORLD! WHAT!? Dammit, now I have to start over... DURAN fainted! DOOMPUFFS appeared! Oh GREAT. DOOMPUFFS are reading SD3M! DOOMPUFFS like SD3M! !? SD3M abruptly ended at PAGE 103! Uh oh. DOOMPUFFS are ANGRY! DOOMPUFFS tore SD3M to SHREDS! AAAAAAAHHHH! NOO! NONONONONONONOOOOOO!! NARRATOR 6 wants to know why SIR_CHARGON is SCREAMING in AGONY! Because it took me a REALLY long time to get up to that point! AND DOOMPUFF TORE IT TO BITS!! YOU THINK YOUD BE A LITTLE ANGRY AT THAT!? SD3M fainted! ...NARRATOR... Uh oh... SIR_CHARGON won! 9/5/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 9: The Iron... Spoon? Lid? Saucer-thingy? Player: Evil Icecream [no record.] EVIL ICECREAM appeared! BAH! It is that... VOICE THINGY! VOICE THINGY is NARRATOR 6, and never FORGET IT, greenie! BAH! BAH, I tell you! BAAAAAAHH! Yeah, well BAAAAAAAHH! to you too. RESPECT ME! I am... DRAMATIC MUSIC starts up! Thank you. I am... THE EMPEROR OF ICECREAM... THE RULER OF FROZEN DAIRY... I AM... EVIL ICECREAM! HEY! WHAT? YOU STOLE MY MOST IMPORTANT LINE! So what? You took too long. And... NARRATOR 6 sealed EVIL ICECREAMs ability to use SHIFT KEY! hey1 stop this1 baaaaaaaaaahh11 NARRATOR 6 doesnt like seeing the number 1 after sentences. so/ you did this to me, you... undo it. NO! bah1 EVIL ICECREAM fainted! im still here. EVIL ICECREAM died! still here. EVIL ICECREAM is...still here. yes1 now give me back my shift key11 Fine. EVIL ICECREAM was given back SHIFT KEY! Good. Now, onto-- ICECREAM MINIONS are REBELLING! What? But its not for the next 3 days. ... Oh, BAH! Moderately Disgruntled Rocky Road, go and calm them. MDRR used CALM! ICRECREAM MINIONS used RIOT! MDRR burst into FLAMES... What the--!? BAAAAAAAH! MDRR melted! Quite Miffed Chocolate Chip, go finish the job. QMCC ran away! BAH to you I say, then! I guess it is up to me. Go! EVIL ICECREAM! Poking them with a stick shall help this, I calculate. EVIL ICECREAM used POKE! ICECREAM MINIONS were POKEd with a SHARP STICK! ICECREAM MINIONS were unaffected! BAH! NARRATOR 6 is starting to develop an EXTREME DISLIKE to the word BAH... Care I do not. Now, back to business. EVIL ICECREAM clears THROAT! 1...2...3. CALM DOWN YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF SLIGHTLY HARDENED SOFT-SERVE YOGURT!! ICECREAM MINIONS calmed down! Better. ICECREAM MINIONS ran away! Huh? EVIL ICECREAM turned around! AAAAAAAAAAHHH!! To be continued... 9/6/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 10: A Battle Draws Near! Command? Player: Loto [no record.] Loto? My name is LOTO?! YES! Its ERDRICK, dammit! ER-DR-ICK! LOTO! ERDRICK! ERDRICK! ERDRICK ERDRICK ERDRICK CHANGEMYNAMEORILLTELLONYOU!! Fine. Player: Erdrick [no record.] Better. A SLIME draws near! Oh GREAT. Just what I need. More of that A (insert random name here) draws near! Command? crap. Command? Fight. ERDRICK attacked the SLIME! SLIME fainted! Thou hast-- Defeated the Slime, thou hast earned 1 experience and 1 gold, yadda yadda. Lets get on with this. ERDRICK is WALKING! BAD OVERWORLD MUSIC is PLAYING! ... A GIANT SPLEEN OF CERTAIN DOOM UPON EYE CONTACT draws near! ARGH!! Command? IM SICK OF THIS! I QUIT! I DONT CARE IF HAVE A CHILD THAT HAS A CHILD THAT HAS A CHILD AND SO ON UNTIL ONE BECOMES A HERO AND IS RECORDED ON THE FIRST REAL CONSOLE RPG! IM OUTTA HERE! Cant escape! GSOCDUEC used EYE CONTACT! Blah. Thou hast died. Good for me. Thou art dead. I know. Thou are not supposed to talk. SHUT UP AND END THIS!! Thou art now nearing the end of yon battle. NOW! Thees battle is now over. [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] Playing this month: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 16 -- BATTLE 17 -- BATTLE 18 -- BATTLE 19 -- BATTLE 20 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 9/12/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 16: Random Filler Battle 1 Player: Sir_Chargon [6-6-0] Last Battle: Apparent Win vs. Digiman SIR_CHARGON is on INTERNET! Go... Waitaminute, IM Narrating now... SIR_CHARGON is CORRECT! So this Battle has no relevance. Guess not. FREELANE fainted! Dammit! Oh well. Back to the main point. No Narrator, no relevance in this battle. SIR_CHARGON is CORRECT So Ill create a Narrator to make this battle relevant. SIR_CHARGON used HIRE! NEWRATOR appeared! Youre the new Narrator. NEWRATOR says OKAY! There... NEWRATOR asks a QUESTION! What? Is it Want to fight or Want to battle? Fight. NEWRATOR asks a QUESTION! What... I forgot... FIGHT! NEWRATOR asks a QUE-- FIGHT! FIGHT! ITS WANT TO FIGHT! GET IT THROUGH-- NEWRATOR wants to know if he can use the BATHROOM! --oh. ...No. NEWRATOR needs to use the BATHROOM! NO! NEWRATOR is doing the DANCE! Never say that again... That was just plain creepy. NEWRATOR really needs to use the BATHROOM! Then who will do the Narrating? NEWRATOR went to BATHROOM! Argh. NEWRATOR came BACK! BAD NARRATOR! NEWRATOR doesnt care! NEWRATOR feels RELIEVED! *sigh* This is gonna be bad, I can tell. NEWRATOR won! ... 9/13/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 17: New Army Player: Evil Icecream [3-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Kitty EVIL ICECREAM is in DREYERs ICECREAM TUB! Yes, so what? EVIL ICECREAM is FREEZING! ... EVIL ICECREAM is FROZEN! I AM NOT FROZEN... Well, I am FROZEN, but not NEWLY FRO... BAAAAAAAAHH! NEWRATOR laughs! NEWRATOR thinks EVIL ICECREAM is FUNNY! ...BAH! Just get me my army. NEWRATOR used GET! FUHRER FLATSKI appeared! CLOUD appeared! VEGETABLE appeared! I meant ICECREAM ARMY!! And whys a VEGETABLE here? Oh well. LEENK appeared! Theres your army. BAAAAAAAH!! Armies do NOT consist of FOUR! They consist of MANY! Like the Salesman army! SALESMAN are PLENTIFUL and PRE-TRAINED! It takes a WHILE to get a big group of ICECREAM gathered and trained! So you bring in a flat Russian, a spikey-haired schizophrenic, a piece of broccoli, and... SOMETHING to become my new army? YES! I hate you. ARMY is COLD! SO WHAT! ARMY wants to get WARM! SO WHAT! ARMY wants to LEAVE! THEN LEAVE, FOR ALL I CARE! ARMY does so! VEGETABLE remains! Id figure. VEGETABLE is ANGRY! ...Bah? VEGETABLE wants to fight! This will be simple. EVIL ICECREAM used POKE! VEGETABLE was IMPALED on SHARP STICK! Now just toss it away. VEGETABLE is STUCK on STICK! ... VEGETABLE cant move! SHARP STICK was renamed KEBAB STICK! BAAAH! Just toss the stick itself then! EVIL ICECREAM threw away KEBAB STICK! Now get a new one. EVIL ICECREAM is OUT of SHARP STICKS! AAH! NO! EVIL ICECREAM fainted! VEGETABLE won! 9/14/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 18: Battle for the Sandwich Player: Evil Icecream [3-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Vegetable GIANT TUB of DREYERS ICECREAM crash-landed in DEBs KITCHEN! Ow... Kitchen? PIECES of CEILING are LITTERED on FLOOR! ...Oh. Well, its a kitchen, it has to have a refridgerator, right? Duh. And where theres a fridge, there a FREEZER! EVIL ICECREAM entered DEBs FREEZER! Ah... Many frozen foods here. COME TO LIFE, MY NEW MINIONS! All of DEBs FROZEN FOOD came to LIFE! HA HA HA!! Soon, I shall defeat that annoying Kitty and her Macaroni army... SANDWICH appeared! What do you want? SANDWICH wants to hide! ... No, really, its hide, not fight. Ohhh. Well TOO BAD! Im not gonna let you hide with me, you non-frozen food! SANDWICH feels DISCRIMINATED AGAINST! Good for you. KITTY appeared! THAT THING AGAIN!! SANDWICH is SCARED! ...Huh? SANDWICH allied with EVIL ICECREAM! NO! I SAID NO, YOU NON-FROZEN NON-EVIL GROUPING OF WHEAT, CANNED FISH, AND OTHER SUCH MATERIALS MADE INTO A DELECTABLE FOOD ITEM! NEWRATOR feels HUNGRY all of a sudden... KITTY: NO! NEWRATOR ate SANDWICH! ... KITTY: BAAAAAHH! SANDWICH fainted! KITTY: YOU STUPID NARRATOR!! I can feel a one-sided Battle about to go on here... KITTY was struck by LIGHTNING! Answers have been made. KITTY used KITTY SMACK! KITTY SMACKed into EVIL ICECREAM! HEY!! How DARE you attack the Emperor of Icecream... The Ruler of Frozen Dairy... ME!! DIE!! EVIL ICECREAM used DIE! NEWRATOR died! ...He narrated his own death? NARRATOR 8 took control of BATTLE! Where was 7? NARRATOR 7 was NEWRATOR! ...Oh. Oh well. KITTY, YOU SHALL DIE AT MY HAND! EVIL ICECREAM used MEGABAP! KITTY was BAPped really HARD! KITTY used SLICE! EVIL ICECREAM is unaffected! Hah! EVIL ICECREAM used TERABAP! KITTY was BAPped even HARDER! KITTY was sent FLYING over HORIZON... If that WALL hadnt STOPPED her! ...Ouch. KITTY fainted! EVIL ICECREAM won! 9/15/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 19: Return Player: Cid [17-10-2] Last Battle: Win vs. Sir_Chargon CID is in TURQUOISE VERSION! NARRATOR! NARRATOR! FINALLY! GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEERE! ... ...Now. LANDON doesnt want CID to LEAVE! TENCHI did something for once and AGREES! Too bad! Go away! LANDON and TENCHI latched onto CIDs LEGS! AWAY WITH YOU! GOAWAGOAWAGOAWAY!! CID used KICK! Critical hit! Critical hit! LANDON is ANGRY! Good for you! Leave me alone! LANDON wants to fight! *sigh* Fine. Go, MagnaAngemon! Go! MAGNAANGEMON! LANDON sent out PSYDUCK! ... CID raised EYEBROW! PSYDUCK gave MAGNAANGEMON a BLANK STARE! LANDON: Keep going Psyduck! Give that big angel thing the Sleepy Eyes of Death! ...Youre just plain weird. MagnaAngemon, Gate of Destiny. MAGNAANGEMON used GATE OF DESTINY! MAGNAANGEMON showed LANDON his 'FUTURE'! LANDON: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Huh? PSYDUCK gave GATE OF DESTINY a BLANK STARE! Did my Zombie affect that Psyduck at ALL? No. Thought not. LANDON ran away in FEAR! PSYDUCK gave GATE OF DESTINY a BLANK STARE! TENCHI just STOOD THERE! Ooh, I rhyme! Uh... Er... Sorry. Whats that thing show anyway? MAGNAANGEMON showed CID LANDONs 'FUTURE'! ...Oh dear GOD! Thats... thats... thats just plain EVIL!! MAGNAANGEMON smiles! Okay then... Narrator, Can you TAKE ME HOME NOW!? ...No. WHY NOT!? Because you havent won yet. NARRATOR 8 smiles EVILLY! Then SAY I WON AND ALL WILL BE WELL! NARRATOR 8 doesnt WANT TO! Fine. Ill just apply for Celebrity Derthmatch then and go back home that way. CRAP! CID applied for CELEBRITY DERTHMATCH! CID and MAGNAANGEMON were taken back to SHADOW G/S! I BEAT THE NARRATION! HAH! Errrgh... FINE! CID won! 9/16/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 20: Celebrity Derthmatch, Episode 3 Player: Jon Steveson [no record.] Hello and welcome to CELEBRITY DERTHMATCH! Im Jon Steveson. SIR_CHARGON: And Im Sir_Chargon. NARRATOR 8 is also PRESENT! Err... Yes. Well, this match is going to be quite the thriller. SIR_CHARGON: Thats right, Jon. Todays match is interversional: Cid Keiu of Shadow Version vs... Uh... Jon, do you have the, uh... thing? I thought I gave it to you. SIR_CHARGON: DAMMIT!! Oh well... Just bring in the contenders. CID appeared! TORG appeared! Hey-hey! SIR_CHARGON: Oooh, nifty! This should be quite good. Shadow Version against Sluggy Freelance? I agree. MILLINGTON STREET appeared! MS: Okay, I want a good clean fight. Now, lets get it on! Player: Torg [1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Reakk Why am I here again? CID used BANDANNA! CID copied off RYOGA and threw his BANDANNA at TORG! Critical hit! OW! You little freak! Take THIS! TORG used BOARD SLAM! TORG bashed CID over the HEAD with a TWO-BY-FOUR several hundred times! CID is too THICK-HEADED for the attack to be of much effect! Oh GREAT! CID used LEADBALL! Leadball? Whats that? TORG was hit in the HEAD with a POKéBALL filled with LEAD! Guess I know... Ergh... RIFF! Go kill that little kid! RIFF jumped in and started firing his LASER CANNON at CID! JS: HEY! Is tag-teaming allowed in this match? Hell, are LASER CANNONS even allowed in this match!? MS: Ill allow it! CROWD cheers! Heh. SMOKE clears! CID stands UNAFFECTED! RENG, however, hasnt been blessed with suck good LUCK! RIFF, TORG, and CID are STANDING in MIDAIR! Hey, this is like one of those cartoons. TORG hit the GROUND! ...Huh? LAW OF CARTOON GRAVITY DEFIANCE #1592: If you realize youre floating, youll fall. Oh. SIR_CHARGON: HEY! This isnt a cartoon. Sluggy is, I admit that, but Shadow Version is ANIME! A-NI-ME! JS: I agree. Such laws like 1592 shouldnt be here! MS: Ill allow it! CROWD cheers! SIR_CHARGON: We need to get a new referee. Oh well... KIKI! Go annoy that kid. KIKI appeared and poings around CID! KIKI: HiwhachadoincanIplayOOOOOH! Whats this do? MS, JS and SIR_CHARGON: DONT TOUCH THAT BUTTON!! KIKI pressed SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON! ARENA blew up! SIR_CHARGON: I TOLD you not to put a selfdestruct button on the stadium, but NOOOOO... JS: Hey, it looked cool. CROWD died! JS fainted! MS fainted! Wazzah? TORG fainted! RIFF fainted! CID fainted! SIR_CHARGON fainted! KIKI won, apparently! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] Playing this month: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 11 -- BATTLE 12 -- BATTLE 13 -- BATTLE 14 -- BATTLE 15 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 5/14/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 11: All Hell Breaks Loose Player: Grandpa [4-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Congregation Enemy SATAN wants to fight! FINE! FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER OMNIPRESENT DIETY THAT DOESNT HATE ME YET, HAVE IT YOUR WAY! DUKES, LETS GET THIS OVER WITH! GRANDPA had a HEART ATTACK! Uh... GRANDPA di... oh wait. youre already dead. Never mind. Hah. GO! DUKES! Enemy SATAN sent out DAMIEN! Dukes, the police cant chase you in Hell! GENERAL LEE, ATTACK! DUKES used GENERAL LEE! The GENERAL LEE ran over DAMIEN! POLICE CAR was sent to HELL! AAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!! WHY DONT I EVER GET A BREAK!? HUH!?!? GRANDPA had a HEART ATTACK! GENERAL LEE is being CHASED BY POLICE CAR! GENERAL LEE ran away! Enemy SATAN sent out LEGIONS OF DEATH! Dukes, Angry Mob! DUKES used instead... Huh? It has another attack? What is it? GENERAL LEE shook TAIL! DUKES used GENERAL LEE! BOOYA! The GENERAL LEE ran over LEGIONS OF DEATH! Enemy SATAN sent out SATAN! Dukes, Ill finish this! DUKES, return! The enemys Gods rival! Go, GRANDPA! Enemy SATAN used FIRE BLAST! Its not very effective... Must be because Im already dead. Oh well. But in my day, we werent sent to Hell instantly. Nope. We had to walk twenty miles in the snow to get to Hell, but there we called it the End of the Line... GRANDPA used RAMBLE! Its super effective! Enemy SATAN GAVE UP! Huh? SATAN will let you LIVE AGAIN! Hey, thanks! SATAN will REFORM! Um... SATAN will be GODs ALLY! ACK! GRANDPA was sent to KAYUBA CITY CHURCH! Uh-oh. CONGREGATION appeared! AAAAAAAAAH! GRANDPA ran away! 5/15/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 12: Coming Back to Haunt You Player: Grandpa [5-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Satan Hey... Doesnt Kayuba City have a Pokémon Gym? Yes, it DOES! Okay! I GO THERE! Enemy GLOB appeared! You again? Get out of my way! Enemy BIGGLYMUFF appeared! Um... Enemy TRAINERGUY appeared! Er... Enemy EVOLUMAN appeared! Eh... Enemy HOLY JOE appeared! Then that means... Enemy CONGREGATION appeared! AAAAAAAAAAAAACK! GOGO appeared! Are you going to fight me too? GOGO says he needs to take care of some business! Okay... Enemy GLOB wants to fight! Enemy BIGGLYMUFF wants to fight! Enemy TRAINERGUY wants to fight! Enemy EVOLUMAN wants to fight! Enemy HOLY JOE wants to fight! Enemy CONGREGATION wants to fight Ally GOGO wants to fight! Grandpa wants to fight too! I wanna fight! Enemy GLOB sent out MARIO BOOT! Enemy BIGGLYMUFF sent out TREE! Enemy TRAINERGUY sent out VENUSAUR! Enemy EVOLUMAN sent out ALAKAZAM! Enemy HOLY JOE sent out FLAMING BUSH! Enemy CONGREGATION sent out JEHOVAHS WITNESSES! Ally GOGO sent out MR. MIME! GRANDPA sent out SQUALL! Youre that one guy! SQUALL unleashed LIMIT BREAK! SQUALL used RENZOKUKEN! GRANDPA sidestepped! SQUALL kept going and crashed! Hit TREE 7 times! Enemy TREE fainted! Enemy BIGGLYMUFF sent out SAPLING! That doesnt sound good. Ally MR. MIME is MIMING! Ally MR. MIME used RENZOKUKEN! Ally MR. MIME kept going and crashed! Ally MR. MIME fainted! GOGO: WORTHLESS LITTLE...!! Ally GOGO sent out GOGO! Enemy JEHOVAHS WITNESSES used DOOR-TO-DOOR REVIVAL! HAH! Im not afraid! Im associated with SATAN! GRANDPAs DIGNITY greatly fell! I had none at the start. Its not very effective... Squall, use your, uh... Gunblade! SQUALL used GUNBLADE! Its super effective! Enemy FLAMING BUSH fainted! Enemy HOLY JOE sent out JESUS STATUE! Enemy SAPLING used SAP! SQUALL was SAPped of HP! SQUALL fainted! Uh-oh! Bigstick, go! Go! BIGSTICK! Enemy ALAKAZAM used PSYCHIC! ALAKAZAM will FAINT shortly! Bigstick, Smash Alakazam! BIGSTCK used SMASH! ALAKAZAM fainted! Heh. Enemy MARIO BOOT used STOMP! GOGO was STOMPed! Its not very effective... Ally GOGO is MIMING! Ally GOGO used STOMP! JEHOVAHS WITNESSES were STOMPed! JEHOVAHS WITNESSES fainted! What? ENEMIES are evolving! ACK! ENEMIES evlolved into LOCAL ANGRY MOB! Well, that SHOULD make it a little easier... Enemy LOCAL ANGRY MOB sent out CONGREGATION! Um... Enemy CONGREGATION used RAGE! Enemy CONGREGATION is RIOTING! Enemy CONGREGATION threw a PULPIT! Critical hit! BIGSTICK fainted! ARG! Ally GOGO is MIMING! Ally GOGO threw a PULPIT! Critical hit! CONGREGATION fainted! Woohoo! LOCAL ANGRY MOB sent out MARIO BOOT! Ally GOGO used TRANSFORM! Ally GOGO TRANSFORMed into LOCAL ANGRY MOB! WOOHOO! FORCES COLLIDED! Um... BYE! GRANDPA ran away! Ally GOGO ran away! Enemy LOCAL ANGRY MOB followed in pursuit! 5/16/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 13: The Sandshrew Shut-out Player: Gogo [0-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Local Angry Mob Well, Grandpa, we lost them! GOGO and GRANDPA are HIDING in ALLEY! GRANDPA AGREES! LOCAL ANGRY MOB PASSED by GOGO and GRANDPA in ALLEY! Whew. Enemy STORM DRAIN appeared! Storm drain? ENEMY Storm Drain!? THIS TOWN IS MESSED UP!! I WANNA GO HOME!!!! GRANDPA AGREES! Hey wait, isnt that the Pokémon Gym? Enemy STORM DRAIN wants to fight! Lets go! GOGO and GRANDPA walked away from Enemy STORM DRAIN! Enemy STORM DRAINs RAGE is building! GOGO knocks on DOOR! DOOR fell! Uh... On GOGO! Um... GOGO fainted! Er... GOGO is CRUSHED! Eh... GOGO died! EGH!? GOGO was sent to HEAVEN! Enemy ST. PETER appeared! Oh great. Here we go. Enemy ST. PETER used REFORM! ST. PETER joined GOGO! Woohoo! GOGO entered HEAVEN! WOOHOO! GOGO was sent to BLACK VERSION! Uh... Woohoo? Player: Grandpa [5-3-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Local Angry Mob Um... Bye Gogo. GRANDPA enters KUBA CITY GYM! VINCENT appeared! I wanna fight the Gym Leader! VINCENT IS the GYM LEADER! Okay. I wanna fight you! VINCENT doesnt want to fight! BUT I DO! IWANNAIWANNAIWANNA!!! VINCENT agrees if youll STOP WHINING! Okay! VINCENT wants to fight! Enemy VINCENT sent out SANDSHREW! Go, Squall! Go! SQUALL! Enemy SANDSHREW used FISSURE! One-hit K.O.! SQUALL fainted! Bigstick, go! The enemys pretty strong! Go, BIGSTICK! Enemy SANDSHREW used SANDSTEW! BIGSTICK was found GUILTY! Of what? BIGSTICK is now STEWing in a DESERT JAIL! WHAT WAS BIGSTICK GUILTY OF!?!? Thats for the WEBMASTER to know! Ugh... Oh well. GO, DUKES! The enemys gonna kill you! Go, DUKES! GENERAL LEE! LAW prohibits DRIVING in BUILDINGS! Since when did Dukes obey the law? Ever since BIGSTICK went to JAIL! THAT WAS 30 SECONDS AGO! WORD used TRAVEL FAST! WORLD knows BIGSTICK is in JAIL! FINE! DUKES, ANGRY MOB! LOCAL ANGRY MOB appeared! EEEEK!! GRANDPA ran away! VINCENT won! Ill get you! LOCAL ANGRY MOB got CRYSTAL BADGE! LOCAL ANGRY MOB followed GRANDPA! 5/17/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 14: Lockdown Player: Grandpa [5-4-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Vincent Stupid Sandshrew... Im gonna kill it if I have to... GRANDPA is in DESERT PRISON! WARDEN appears! Hi. A Sandshrew put one of my Pokémon in here. WARDEN asks to IDENTIFY the POKéMON! It was about as big as me, looked like a club, was called Bigstick? WARDEN says BIGSTICK was found GUILTY! Of what? Thats for the WEBMASTER to know! I want it back! TOO BAD! FINE! SQUALL, BUST BIGSTICK OUT! Go! SQUALL! WARDEN wants to fight! Duh. WARDEN sent out COP! Squall, use your Rezennozogoogan! SQUALL is confused! Huh? GRANDPA is confused! They hurt each other in their confusion! OW!!! That sword really hurts! SQUALL is ANGRY! SQUALL unleashed LIMIT BREAK! SQUALL used RENZOKUKEN! Hit COP 5 times! COP used COP! COP COPped an ATTITUDE! SQUALL was ARRESTED! NO!! NOT HIM! GRANDPA sent out DUKES! Dukes, do anything but General Lee and A-N-G-R-Y-M-O-B! LOCAL ANGRY MOB appeared! Oh great... DUKES used GENERAL LEE! GENERAL LEE ran over COP! GENERAL LEE was CAUGHT! GENERAL LEE was IMPOUNDED! Wonderful... LOCAL ANGRY MOB fainted! Huh..? Uh, I mean... WOOHOO! WARDEN sent out WARDEN! WARDEN used MAMBO-TANGO FOXTROT MARTIAL ARTS! DUKES fainted! Use next Pokémon? All I have left is my License Card... The enemys got authority! Go, LICENSE CARD! WARDEN sees LICENSE CARD! GRANDPA is a SENIOR CITIZEN! Well, duh. GRANDPA got back GENERAL LEE, SQUALL, and BIGSTICK! Huh? WARDEN used ARREST! GRANDPA was ARRESTED! Con sarnit. *sigh* WARDEN won! 5/18/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 15: NEW HERO Appeared! Player: Cid [no record.] CID appeared! Howdy! CID is the NEW HERO! I am? YES! Uh... Okay. CID passed by DESERT PRISON! This voice in my head is really starting to scare me... CIDs LEGS lifted off the GROUND! AAH! CID entered DESERT PRISON! But I dont want to... CID was DUMPED ON GROUND! Ow... WARDEN wants to know WHY YOURE HERE! I dont know... some weird idiot thing lifted me off the ground and made me go in here... NARRATOR is INSULTED! CID was LIFTED OFF GROUND! SEE!? CID started to SPIN IN MIDAIR! STOP IT!! PLEASE!!! CID STOPPED! CID was DUMPED ON GROUND! Again? YES! WARDEN wants to know WHY YOURE HERE! I dont... TO GET GRANDPA OUT! ...know. CID was LIFTED OFF GROUND! TO GET GRANDPA OUT! TO GET GRANDPA OUT! NOW PUT ME DOWN!! CID was DUMPED ON GROUND! GRANDPA appeared! He looks like my grandpa, too. GRANDPA is ANGRY! Didnt mean anything... GRANDPA wants to fight! Okay... GO HITMONLEE! Go! HITMONLEE! GRANDPA sent out BIGSTICK! Hitmonlee, Mega Kick! HITMONLEE used MEGA KICK! BIGSTICK was KICKED OUT of DESERT PRISON! Okay... Never saw that happen... GRANDPA sent out DUKES! Hi Jump Kick! HITMONLEE used HI JUMP KICK! HITMONLEE kept going and crashed! ...into WARDEN! HITMONLEE was ARRESTED! But that was my only Pokémon... Go! CID! Uh... DUKES used ANGRY MOB! LOCAL ANGRY MOB awoke! GRANDPA ran away! LOCAL ANGRY MOB followed in pursuit! CID won! Woohoo! CID got back HITMONLEE! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 21 -- BATTLE 22 -- BATTLE 23 -- BATTLE 24 -- BATTLE 25 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 9/17/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 21: Random Filler Battle 2 Player: Digiman [3-5-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Heavily Armed Clown DIGIMAN is in LIMBO! You again... No, this one is NARRATOR 8! 8 NARRATORS ALREADY!? Hey, the benefits are decent. Plus you get free coffee. ...That was completely irrelevant to the question I just asked. *sigh* Fine. here we go. NARRATOR 1 was fired. NARREPLACEMENT/NARRATOR 2 turned out to be Richard Simmons. *shudder* Dont remind me. NARRATOR 3 died. NARRATOR 4... Cant remember. NARRATOR 5 ran away. NARRATOR 6 was fired. NARRATOR 7/NEWRATOR died. I am NARRATOR 8. Any questions? Yeah. WHY HAVENT I GOTTEN OUT OF LIMBO YET!? Dont want you to. ...AAAHH! NARRATOR 2 IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!! WHAT!? WHERE?! RUN AWAY!! Heh. All that free coffee pays off, huh? Grr... DIGIMAN was struck by LIGHTNING! Ow! Stupid Narrator. NARRATOR 8 is not STEWPYD! ...You misspelled stupid. *STUPID Oh great. Now were doing IRC corrections. Yep! Just bring in what Im gong to fight. There is no fighting here. This is a FILLER BATTLE! ...? Webmaster ran out of ideas. ...Oh. Just waiting... For 20 lines. Guess Ill go program my answering machine while Im at it. Answering machine? ... ...Ergh. 9/18/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 22: Answering Machines (Random Filler Battle 3) Player: Sir_Chargon [6-7-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Newrator Helloooooooo... Narrator? HELLO. THIS IS NARRATOR 8S ANSWERING MACHINE. IM TOO LAZY TO-- DAMMIT! Someone programmed my answering machine to talk bad stuff about me again!! ... Lets prorgram this again... HELLO. THIS IS NARRATOR 8S ANSWERING MACHINE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MESSAGE. WAIT FOR THE BEEP. IF YOU DONT WANT TO TAKE A MESSAGE, HANG UP. ANSWERING MACHINE used BEEP! ...That was scary. SIR_CHARGON PLAYBACK: ...That was scary. Hmph! This is a Filler Battle, huh. Yep. Bleh. I hate doing this. But it beats racking my brain writing stuff like other battles out... For the time being. Yep. So... So... PHONE used RING! Yes? VOICE: WHAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUP! ... SIR_CHARGON used HANGUP! THAT was scary. PHONE used RING! ...Yes? VOICE: WHAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUP! GO AWAY!! SIR_CHARGON used HANGUP! PHONE used-- DIE!! SIR_CHARGON used SMASH! PHONE was SMASHed to BITS! PHONE fainted! NARRATOR 8 gets IDEA for ASNWERING MACHINE! Oh no... HI. LEAVE A MESSAGE HERE. IF THIS IS JACK, IM AT THE BAR. IF THIS IS MOM, IM AT THE LIBRARY. IF THIS IS ANYONE ELSE, IM AT A... PARTY. YEAH. WITH... THE POPE. YEAH, THATS IT. AND... YOURE NOT THERE. SO NYAH. ... WHAZZZZZUUUUUUUP! STOP THAT!! SIR_CHARGON PLAYBACK: STOP THAT!! ...'Whazzzzuuuuup' is your tone. Yep! Nifty, isnt it? Whatever. FILLER BATTLE is OVER! Good for it... Now go away. 9/19/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 23: Ye Olde Scream Rippoffeth Player: Sir_Chargon [6-7-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Newrator SIR_CHARGON is taking REST! ...Not anymore thanks to you... NARRATOR 8 smiles! Shut up. PHONE used RING! ... PHONE used RING! I thought I killed that thing. PHONE used RING! SHUT UP! Im answering it! Yes? VOICE: Dost thou liketh scary movieths? ...What? VOICE: Dost thou liketh scary movieths? ... VOICE: Oh, screweth this. Im righteth in fronteth of yon front dooreth, so openeth up and let me killeth thee. No. VOICE: NOWETH!! IM COLD AND HUNGRY AND WANTETH TO GO YONDER CHAMBER ROOMETH! Too bad. VOICE: THEE IS AN IDIOTETH! You are cold and hungry. Do the math. VOICE: ... *click* PHONE used DIALTONE! Smart man. SHADOWY FIGURE is BEHIND SIR_CHARGON! Hi weird figure thing. SHADOWY FIGURE shouts many PROFANITIES followed by ETH! You know, sometimes I like having Narrators around... Extra security. SIR_CHARGON pulled off DARK ROBE! CROWD conveniently appeared and used GASP! Dun-dun-duuuuun! Shut up and reveal identity now. SHADOWY FIGURE was renamed... Dun-dun-duuuuun! STEWARD RIBSON! Dun-dun-duuuuun! STOP WITH THE-- Dun-dun-duuuuun! Yeah, that! Stop it! TALL GUY wearing UGLY SCARF appeared! TALL GUY: Thats not Steward Ribson! Its... Dun-dun-duuuuun! SHUT UP!! TALL GUY pulled off STEWARD RIBSONs HEAD! TALL GUY: ...Maybe it WAS Steward Ribson... Ehehehe, ehehehehehe... Oh my. TALL GUY ran away! ...That was weird. Yep. STEWARD RIBSON fainted! SIR_CHARGON won! 9/20/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 24: Java, Pringles, Final Fantasy (AKA The B.R.A.D. Pringles Commercial) Player: Sephiroth [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. LVKoffing GO AWAY!! THIS IS NOT A COFFEE HOUSE! SEPHIROTH used MEGA KICK! LVKOFFING was KICKed REALLY HARD! LVKOFFING: JAVA JAVA KOFFEE KOFFEE! OPENOPENOPENOPEN!! NO! OUR COFFEE, NOW LEAVE!! LVKOFFING used JUMP AROUND! MUSIC starts up! CAN OF PRINGLES appears and starts SINGING! EVERYONE starts DANCING like IDIOTS! ... ...Except SEPHIROTH... Better. LVKOFFING: KOFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... Okay, thats it. SEPHIROTH used MASAMUNE! LVKOFFING: JAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... No effect! Argh... Wait a second... SEPHIROTH grabbed CAN OF PRINGLES! Heeeere Koffing Koffing Koffing Koffing... LVKOFFING: JAVA KOFFEE KOFFEE JAVA! SEPHIROTH rammed CAN OF PRINGLES down LVKOFFINGs THROAT! LVKOFFING ate CAN OF PRINGLES! Heh heh heh... MUSIC stops! EVERYONE stops DANCING and now glares at LVKOFFING! Bye bye. LVKOFFING: Koffee? EVERYONE used ULTIMATEATTACK! LVKOFFING was sent FLYING over HORIZON and BACK to LAVENDER VERSION! SEPHIROTH won! Okay everyone... Back to partying. SEPHIROTH opens CAN OF PRINGLES II! MUSIC starts up again! EVERYONE starts DANCING again! 9/21/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 25: Another Killer Player: Phone-Answering Monkey [no record.] PHONE-ANSWERING MONKEY appeared! Oh great... EEE EE EE! Ugh... This is indignifying... OO OO EE EE EE AAAH EEEE!! PHONE used RING! P-AM used PICKUP! Ee? VOICE: Dost thou liketh scary movieths? Eee aah oo oo EE EE AAH! VOICE: OWWETH! STOP SCREAMINGETH IN MY EARETH, THOU UNCIVILIZEDETH... Uh... THINGETH! Eee oo oo... VOICE: Never mindeth... Im going to come killeth thee, so just stayeth there, okeyeth? ... VOICE: Helloeth? P-AM used HANGUP! VOICE: DAMMITETH! Eee? P-AM is WONDERING why its still hears VOICE... VOICE: Uh... I am an illuuuuustioooooneth... VOICE is an ILLUSION! VOICE: Eth. Fine... VOICE is an ILLUSION...ETH... Eee aah oo oo aaahh... SHADOWY FIGURE appeared! Oo? SHADOWY FIGURE used SHOWER STABBING SCENE from PSYCHO! Nee! Nee! Nee! Nee! EE EE AAAAHH! P-AM used SELF DEFENSE! SHADOWY FIGURE was thrown across ROOM into WALL! SHADOWY FIGURE went through WALL! WALL fainted! EE EE AAAHH OO OO EE!! P-AM tore off SHADOWY FIGUREs ROBE! SHADOWY FIGURE was renamed CYAN! CYAN: Hmpheth! OO OO AH AH EE EE OO! P-AM used SCRATCH, CLAW, and BITE! CYAN was BRUTALLY MAULED into a BLOODY PULP! CYAN fainted! P-AM won! EE EE EEE EEE!! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] Playing this month: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 26 -- BATTLE 27 -- BATTLE 28 -- BATTLE 29 -- BATTLE 30 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 9/22/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 26: Oblivion, Fields of Player: Salesman Army [2-2-2] Last Battle: Win vs. Boba Fett SALESMAN ARMY is at FIELDS of OBLIVION! HELLO SIR! ... FUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SHUT UP! HELLO SIR! Argh... If it wasnt for the fact that the Salesman Army was on our side, Id kill these guys off in a heartbeat... GO SIR! SALESMAN ARMY sent out GIGANTIC ROBO-SALESMAN! MACARONI ARMY is now slightly SCARED! FUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ATTACK SIR! GRS: INITIATING PRIME DIRECTIVE: DESTROY JAPAN. ... SALESMAN ARMY used BLINK! GRS turned to MACARONI ARMY! GRS: TARGET ACQUIRED: JAPAN. EXECUTING PRIME DIRECTIVE. GRS used PRIME DIRECTIVE! JAPAN was destroyed! MACARONI ARMY is completely untouched! ...HEY! MACARONI ARMY used DANCE! MACARENA started up! MACARONI ARMY began to DANCE! ATTACK SIR! GRS: INITIATING SECONDARY DIRECTIVE: HIDE EASTER EGGS. OOOOOH, IM THE EASTER BUNNY, IM OKAY! I DELIVER EGGS ALL DAY! GRS happily skipped down FIELDS of OBLIVION singing and hiding EASTER EGGS! ... SALESMAN ARMY doesnt read enough SLUGGY FREELANCE... BAH! DIE SIR! SALESMAN ARMY used BRIEFCASE FWAP! A few MACARONI SOLDIERS were blammed into TINY SMUDGES on FIELD! FUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CABBAGE PATCH KID appeared! ...HELLO SIR! CABBAGE PATCH KID wants BLOOD! THOSE THINGS HAVE BLOOD! SALESMAN ARMY pointed to MACARONI ARMY! CABBAGE PATCH KID pounced on MACARONI ARMY! Quite a few MACARONI SOLDIERS were ripped apart into TINY SHREDS! However, CABBAGE PATCH KID got no BLOOD! UH... WE HAVE NO BLOOD! CABBAGE PATCH KID begs to DIFFER! UH OH. CABBAGE PATCH KID used LEAP! AAAAAH! A couple SALESMEN were ripped apart into TINY SHREDS! ...HERE YOU GO SIR! SALESMAN ARMY used SELL! SALESMAN ARMY sold CABBAGE PATCH KID a lot of BLOOD from DEAD SALESMEN! CABBAGE PATCH KID happily skipped down FIELDS of OBLIVION with BLOOD! FUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! To be continued... 9/22/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 26: Fire and Ice...cream Player: Evil Icecream [4-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Kitty EVIL ICECREAM is walking to FIELDS of OBLIVION! Yeah, so? GREAT BATTLE between SALESMAN ARMY and MACARONI ARMY is COMMENCING at FIELDS of OBLIVION! And? That BATTLE could determine the fate of both SHADOW and RUBY VERSIONS! Do I care? EVIL ICECREAM cares! NO I DONT! YES YOU DO! NO! YES! NO! YES! NO!! EVIL ICECREAM is now suddenly hovering over GIANT BONFIRE! OKAY OKAY! I CARE! BAAAAAAHH! EVIL ICECREAM is now on GROUND! Thank you. ...In the middle of BONFIRE! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! YOU INFERNAL NARRATOR!! EVIL ICECREAM caught on FIRE! BAAAH! BAAAAAAAHH! MINIONS, PUT ME OUT!! FROZEN MINIONS are TOO SCARED of being MELTED or DEFROSTED to get near FIRE! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! MUST I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF!? Can I test that statement? NO! EVIL ICECREAM jumped in LAKE! LAKE caught on FIRE! BAAAAAAHH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE!? RUBY VERSIONs PRIDE greatly fell! DO I LOOK LIKE I REALLY CARE ABOUT RUBY VERSION RIGHT NOW!? IM ON FIRE!! Correction: LAKE is on FIRE! Argh!! Really Pissed Pineapple Pizza! GET ME OUT!! RPPP obeys without question! RPPP caught on FIRE! RPPP defrosted! BAAAHH! RPPP was BAKED to PERFECTION! BELL is heard! ...? HUNGRY PEOPLE appeared and instantly devoured RPPP! BAAAAAAAAH!! SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF THIS INFERNAL HOLE! FROZEN MINIONS ran away in FEAR! BAH! BAH BAH BAH BAH BAAAAAAAAAAAHH! EVIL ICECREAM is CHOKING to death on WATER! EVIL IECREAM can't BREATHE! I AM A TUB OF ICECREAM, YOU IDIOTIC NARRATOR! I NEED NOT BREATHE TO SUSTAIN MY LIFE! Okay then. EVIL ICECREAM is MELTING! ...Damn. Got me there. To be continued... 9/23/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 27: Celebrity Derthmatch, Episode 4 Player: Jon Steveson [no record.] Welcome back to CELEBRITY DERTHMATCH! Im Jon Steveson. WELSH STOOERT: And Im Welsh Stooert, from the TV show 25th Version from the Almighty Webmaster, filling in for Sir_Chargon. NARRATOR 8 is here! We know. WS: This looks like it should be a good battle today, Jon. Thats right Welsh. Today we feature the return of one of Shadow Versions most acclaimed characters to do battle with our OWN REFEREE. WS: ...Thats not todays. Uh oh. Uh... JS used FLIP FLIP FLIP! JS found TODAYs MATCHUP CARD! AHA! Here it is: Todays battle is yet again interversional. Here come the challengers now. For Shadow Version: DERTH appeared! And for, uh... Whatever we matched against it: BILL GATES appeared! WS: A zombie? Or is that the real Bill Gates? How can you tell? WS: Good point. Here comes the referee. MILLINGTON STREET appeared! MS: Okay, I want a good clean fight. Now, lets get it on! Player: Bill Gates [no record.] Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh... DERTH: I WILL NOT DIGNIFY THIS BATTLE WITH AN ACTION! NOT UNTIL THIS PLACE CHANGES ITS NAME! Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh... WS: We seem to have a standoff... Derth wont do a thing, and the zombie simply stands there like... a zombie. MS: HEY! Get over there and fight each other! Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh... DERTH: Hmph! JS: Maybe if you give it a command? MS: Couldnt hurt to try. HEY! YOU! ZOMBIE! Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh? MS: Go kick his ass! MS pointed to DERTH! UUUUUUUUUUUHHHH! DERTH: Huh? BILL GATES used CHOMP! BILL GATES ate DERTHs BRAIN! However, DERTH has no BRAIN to be EATEN! DERTH: Hahaha... HEY!! UUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!! BILL GATES attack continues! WS: Huh? BILL GATES ate CROWDs BRAINS! CROWD goes UUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH... UUUUUUUUUUUHHHH... MS: I wont allow this. Get back in the ring! WS and JS: RUN, YOU STUPID IDIOT!! WS and JS ran away! MS ran away as well! UUUUUUUUUUUHHHH... DERTH won, apparently! UUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!! Shut up! 9/24/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 28: Revenge of the Icecream Player: Evil Icecream [4-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Kitty EVIL ICECREAM is MELTING! I KNOW! You told me two days ago! NARRATOR 8 thinks EVIL ICECREAM should be DEAD by now... Well I DONT!! NARRATOR 8 wants to know why EVIL ICECREAM isnt MELTED and DEAD yet! Because I have a flame-resistant container. So nyahaha. DAMMIT! Hey wait... Im stuck inside the container. DAMMIT! Hey wait... NOW what? Why dont you just walk out if you have a flame-retardant container? ...DAMMIT! Thought never occurred to me. Plus you wouldnt let me. Oh. Well then. EVIL ICECREAM walked out of LAKE! Better. ...While still on fire! You have the memory of a goldfish, dont you? Uh... NARRATOR looked through BATTLE SCRIPT... BAH... EVIL ICECREAM is no longer on FIRE! Good for me. MINIONS! GET OVER HERE!! HUNGRY PEOPLE ate MINIONS! BAAAAAAHHH!! WHERE ARE THOSE LECHEROUS BUMS THEN!? HUNGRY PEOPLE appeared! DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! EVIL ICECREAM used DIE! GEORGE BUSH, SR. died! ...Hey, cool. But THAT WASNT WHAT I WANTED TO HIT... RIGHT NOW! YOU GUYS! EVIL ICECREAM pointed to HUNGRY PEOPLE! DIE!! EVIL ICECREAM used DIE! HUNGRY PERSON #15 died! Good! One less person to kill now. DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!! EVIL ICECREAM used DIE five times! HUNGRY PEOPLE #1-5 died! Now YOU guys, all of you-- HUNGRY PEOPLE ran away! --Bah... EVIL ICECREAM won! 9/25/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 29: The Update (Random Filler Battle 4) Player: Neon [no record.] COMPUTER: Neon... *SNORE* COMPUTER: Wake up Neon... *SNORE* COMPUTER: Argh... HEY NEON! WAKEUP, DAMMIT! *SNORE* COMPUTER: ...Narrator? ALARM CLOCK used ALARM! ALARM: HEY! WAKE THE %@#^ UP!! *SNAP* YAAAHH! WHAT THE--!? It woke up! NOW what... COMPUTER: Neon... Uh... Yes? COMPUTER: The Update has you, Neon. ... NEON used CONFUSED LOOK! NEON is confused! Uh huh. It hurt itself in its confusion! OWWW! Hey, cool. I busted up my alarm clock. ALARM: $@%#!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU GO AND KILL ME!? YOU STUPID IDIOT! ALARM CLOCK died! ... SHADOW VERSIONs RSACi language level rose! And now, back to the computer... Uh... COMPUTER: The Update has you, Neon. You told me that. COMPUTER: Follow the Black Rabite, Neon. ...Huh? COMPUTER: Argh... CAN YOU UNDERSTAND M Segment end