Segment 1 of ShadowVersion E? Uh... COMPUTER: Oy. YOU NEON. UPDATE HAS NEON. NEON NEED FOLLOW BLACK RABITE. THEN NEON FREE FROM UPDATE. ... *blink blink* COMPUTER: Narrator, if you please. NEON is confused! Oh no... Not this again... It hurt itself in its confusion! Or rather, fell out the window. Heh heh heh... AAAAAAAHH! NEON woke up! Huh!? What the--!? COMPUTER: The Update has you, Neon. DAMMIT! What is this!? A Filler Battle. ...? NEON is confused! NOOOOOOOOO!! NEON ran away! NARRATOR 8 won! 9/26/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 30: Insanity (again) (Random Filler Battle 5) Player: Sir_Chargon [7-7-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Steward Ribson SIR_CHARGON appeared! What is it? YOU are out of IDEAS for BATTLES! Yep. Filler Battle 5 time... NARRATOR 8 thinks its rather UNHEALTHY to use 2 FILLER BATTLES in a ROW... And people think its unhealthy to smoke, yet you cant stop the smokers. Point taken. So now what? Wait for 20 lines. Oh. Okay then. Wait wait wait... Wait... Wait... Wait... Wait... Wait... NARRATOR 8 cant stand WAITING for 20 LINES! Huh? NARRATOR 8 went INSANE! WHEEEEEEEEGOOBLEGOBBLEYBLEEEEEEEEEEEF... Great... I LIKE BEEF. Id like you to get away from me. OOOOOOKEY DOKEY. NARELAYDORR AYTE wendd OUSTIDE! ... HEHEHEHEEE... Okay... Thats it. GET OUT OF HERE!! SURR_JARGIN yoosd FYRE! NERRATOR EIIT levt! THANK you... NARRATOR 9 took over! Ooo, good response time. NARRATOR 9 has good RESPONSE TIME! Yes... Now, end the battle. NARRATOR 9 used END! FROST VERSION WEBMASTER appeared! NOT END THE PERSON, END THE BATTLE! CEASE IT! STOP THE BATTLE! Oooooooh. FVW disappeared! NARRATOR 9 used END! BATTLE ended! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] Playing this month: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 31 -- BATTLE 32 -- BATTLE 33 -- BATTLE 34 -- BATTLE 35 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 9/27/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 31: The Battle Continues Player: Salesman Army [2-2-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Fuzzy HELLO SIR! HELLO SIR! HELLO SIR! SALESMAN ARMY used HELLO SIR! Its super effective! A few MACARONI SOLDIERS fainted in AGONY! FUWAHAHAHAHAHA! MACARONI ARMY used CHARGE! SALESMAN ARMYs PRICES greatly rose! FUWAHAHAHAHAHA! ATTACK SIR! SALESMAN ARMY used MULTIPLE BRIEFCASE FWAP! A couple MACARONI SOLDIERS were flattened into TINY SMUDGES! MACARONI ARMY used DANCE! BRITNEY SPEARS music starts up! AAAAAHH!! MACARONI ARMY screams in HORROR! NARRATOR 9 screams in HORROR: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! DESTROY IT SIR!! NARRATOR 9 destroyed BRITNEY SPEARS! YAY SIR! MACARONI ARMY cheers! BATTLE resumed! GO SIR! SALESMAN ARMY sent out GIGANTIC ROBO-SALESMAN MARK XVIII! ... MACARONI ARMY used BLINK! UH... ATTACK SIR? GRSXVIII used SQUISH! GRSXVIII was SQUISHed! GRSXVIII fainted! DAMMIT SIR! MACARONI ARMY sent out GIGANTIC ROBORONI! GO! SALESMAN ARMY sent out GIGANTIC SALESMAN MECHA! BATTLE within BATTLE ensued between GR and GSM! EVIL ICECREAM appeared! HUH? EVIL ICECREAM: You shall DIE, Macaroni! HA HA HA!! EVIL ICECREAM used MINIONS! ARMY of FROZEN FOOD from all around RUBY VERSION appeared and allied with SALESMAN ARMY! SALESMAN ARMY's NUMBERS greatly rose! FUWAHAHAHAHAHA! CROOKED SALESMEN appeared! HUH? HEY! CROOKED SALESMEN want to fight! To be continued... 9/28/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 32: EEBL PUTTEITOU... (Who let Hell Dude in here!?) Player: Evil Icecream [5-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Kitty EVIL ICECREAM used PILFER! EVIL ICECREAM stole MACARONI SOLDIER SWORDx1! HA HA HA!! MACARONI SOLDIER is ANGRY! DIE, YOU! EVIL ICECREAM used COLD CUT! REALLY BIG SANDWICH fell on MACARONI SOLDIER! ...PUNS AREN'T-- MACARONI SOLDIER fainted in the PROCESS! --Oh. Good then. HA HA HA!! EVIL ICECREAM wanders around! NARRATOR 9 thinks its kind of DISTURBING seeing ICECREAM walk... Well, get used to it. MACARONI SQUAD appeared! Hmph! Get out of my way! MACARONI SQUAD doesnt get out of WAY! Fine! Prepare to die! MACARONI SQUAD used PREPARE! Uh... MACARONI SQUAD is now fully PREPARED to DIE! Is THAT supposed to happen!? MACARONI SQUAD was renamed MACARONI SUICIDE SQUAD! Huh? BERSERKER MACARONI appeared from BEHIND! Wha--? BAAAAAHHH!! BERSERKER MACARONI used CHAAAAAAARGE! Lets see here... EVIL ICECREAM used SIDESTEP! BERSERKER MACARONI charged right by and chopped MACARONI SUICIDE SQUAD into TINY SHREDS! Whoa... EVIL POTATO appeared! YOU AGAIN!! I SHALL DESTROY YOU FOR EATING MODERATELY DISGRUNTLED ROCKY ROAD, MY STICK, AND STEALING MY PREFIX! EVIL POTATO is EVIL! EVIL ICECREAM is... just plain FREAKY! Therefore, EVIL POTATO never stole EVIL ICECREAM's PREFIX! BAAAAAAAHHH! QUIET YOU! EVIL ICECREAM get in front of EVIL POTATO! Take this! EVIL ICECREAM used SLASH! Critical hit! And this! EVIL ICECREAM used CUT! Critical hit! EVIL POTATO used EAT! EVIL ICECREAMs LID was EATEN! What the--!? HEY!! BERSERKER MACARONI used CHAAAAAAARGE! Time to put a brain to work. EVIL ICECREAM used SIDESTEP! EVIL POTATO used ROOT! Huh? EVIL POTATO is now in GROUND! BERSERKER MACARONI charged right by EVIL ICECREAM and trampled over EVIL POTATO! And? EVIL POTATO suffered no DAMAGE whatsoever! BAAAAAAAHHH!! DIE YOU FREAKISHLY MUTATED VEGETABLE! BREATH OF FIRE III! For the PLAYSTATION game console! Only $29.99! ...You know nobodys gonna get that? Yes. Okay. EVIL POTATO used EAT! EVIL ICECREAM was not EATEN! Huh? Why not? EVIL POTATO is still in GROUND! Ohh... Well, lets make him stay that way. EVIL ICECREAM used BURY! EVIL POTATO is now under 30 FEET of DIRT and SAND! HA HA HA!! Lets see it get out of THIS! To be continued... AGAIN... 9/29/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 33: Making Room for More Loose Ends... Something Like That Player: Evil Icecream [5-2-2] Last Battle: Win vs. Kitty EVIL POTATO is in GROUND! HA HA HA!! Good for it. Now, lets continue mercilessly slaughtering random Macaroni. EVIL ICECREAM used SLAUGHTER! A pretty large number of MACARONI were KILLED! EVIL ICECREAM gained 12066283576 exp.! Uh... So? EVIL ICECREAM grew to LEVEL 100! Woohoo, good for me. CAN WE-- What? EVIL ICECREAM is evolving! WHAT?! NONONO! I DONT WANT TO EVOLVE! EVIL ICECREAM evolved into EVIL ICE CREAM! ...Huh? EVIL ICE CREAM! You get a space! ^_^ ...Thats just plain scary. And since when did you do faces? NARRATOR 9 killed FACE! Uh... Better I guess. Now, DEVOLVE ME!! NARRATOR 9 used DEVOLUTION SPRAY! EVIL ICE CREAM devolved into EVIL ICECREAM! Better. Now, wheres Kitty? KITTY is in DEATH STAR! ...Uh... DEATH STAR is in SPACE! And? DEATH STAR is READY to DESTROY all the SALESMEN! So? SALESMEN allied with FREEZER EMPIRE a few BATTLES ago! AAH! NO! AAH! YES! ...Well, all the more incentive to destroy Kitty I guess... Now, wheres this Death Star? NARRATOR 9 facefaults! DEATH STAR is in SPACE, like NARRATOR 9 said a few SECONDS ago! Oohhhhh... Where EXACTLY in space? SPACE! SPACE! THATS ALL I KNOW! GET OFF MY BACK, MAN! ... NARRATOR 9 used MOOD SWING! Yep... EVIL POTATO appeared! YOU AGAIN!? BIG HOLE can be seen in DIRT PILE! ...Oh. CABBAGE PATCH KID appeared! AAAHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? GIGANTIC CROOKED SALESMEN MECHA appeared! RUBY PLUSHIE appeared! GIGANTIC SHADOW SALESMEN MECHA appeared! ...Uh... These all want to kill me, huh? NO! CABBAGE PATCH KID wants BLOOD! GCSM wants to fight GSSM! GSSM wants to fight RUBY PLUSHIE! RUBY PLUSHIE wants to DESTROY! EVIL POTATO wants to fight YOU! ...Ohhhhhh... Once again... To be continued... Dun-dun-duuuuuuun! 9/30/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 34: I Pity Da Foo' Who Don't Read Dis Battle! Player: Mr. T [no record.] MR. T appeared! Huh? What dis bout me appearin? Ahem... MR. T appeared! You crazier than my friend Murdock. NO IM NOT!! Jus shut up before I throw you helluva far. NARRATOR 9 is a DISEMBODIED VOICE! NARRATOR 9 cannot be THROWN helluva FAR! Shut up, foo! You wanna see FOO? CID appeared! ... CID: ...? CID is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! What? Dat kid got nuthin to do but stand around here and punch himself in the face? NO! NARRATOR 9 controls all ACTIONS within SHADOW G/S, including CIDs! NARRATOR 9 can also control ACTIONS within OTHER VERSIONS somewhat LIMITEDLY! You beatin up on this poor kid then, huh? ...Well, if you put it THAT way... Shut up! Get ready to have your ass thrown helluva far! NARRATOR 9 already said that it cannot be THROWN helluv--huh? What the--!? HEY! Put me down! Time you go flyin! I pity da foo who beat up kids! MR. T used THROW! MR. Ts attack missed! ... NARRATOR 9 has COMPLETE CONTROL over MR. T, and would be GLAD to PROVE it! What you talkin bout, foo? MR. Ts VAN exploded! HAHAHAHAHA!! Dont EVER touch my van, sucka! Time for you to go into orbit! MR. T used THROW! MR. Ts attack missed! Stop doin that! NARRATOR 9 is ANGRY! MR. T fainted for no reason at all! Shut up, foo! I didnt do nothin like dat! YES YOU DI--I SAID PUT ME DOWN!! Time for you to fly, sucka! MR. T used THROW! MR. Ts attack missed! SIR_CHARGON appe... uh oh. Who dat crazy foo? SIR_CHARGON: LET HIM KILL YOU! MR. T ALWAYS WINS! ...FINE... Idiot Webmaster... SIR_CHARGON: I heard that. DAMMIT! Shut up and get ready to kiss the sky, foo! MR. T used THROW... NARRATOR 9 was THROWn into ORBIT... MR. T won... *sigh* 10/1/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 35: Celebrity Derthmatch Season Finale Player: Jon Steveson [no record.] Welcome to the season finale of CELEBRITY DERTHMATCH! Im Jon Steveson. WS: And Im Welsh Stooert, from the TV show 25th Version from the Almighty Webmaster. NARRATOR 9 appeared! ...Yes. Today we have an exciting Battle in store for you. One of Shadow Versions most acclaimed characters to do battle with our OWN REFEREE. WS: At least he brought the right card with him this time... You say something? WS: Uh... No... Continue. Thank you. Since our referee is going to fight, we have a special guest referee. Please welcome, from the PokéBattles Wrestling Federation, ROCK WARM STEVIE HOUSTON! RWSH appeared! MILLINGTON STREET appeared! DIGIMAN appeared! CROWD cheers! Lets watch and do our job now. RWSH: I wanna good fight, and dont be pissin me off. Now GO! Player: Digiman [3-6-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Heavily Armed Clown Hey, Im back... But how? MS: I allowed it! ...Shut up. MS: I dont allow that! MS used BODY SLAM! Critical hit! ...DIEEEE!! DIGIMAN sent out SABERLEOMON! JS: It looks like Digimans sent out one of the Digimon he hasnt used in... A really long time. WS: ...Duh... Twin Fang atta-- RWSH: Get that thing outta here! SABERLEOMON fainted! HEY!! MS: Ill allow it! CROWD cheers! SHUT THE HELL UP! MS used WHISTLE! MS blew a WHISTLE right in DIGIMANs EAR! OWW!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!? DIGIMAN used RATHER POWERFUL PUNCH! Its super effective! WS: Looks like Streets not gonna ref for a while... JS: That was the plan, you idiot. HAH! Eat fist, stripey! DIGIMAN used MACHINE GUN PUNCH! DIGIMANs RIGHT ARM turned into GATLING GUN! Uh... What the--? MS used WHISTLE! Not this time! DIGIMAN used MA--err, GATLING GUN! MS was BLOWN full of HOLES! MS: FOOL! Behold, my TRUE FORM! Not this... To be continued... [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] Playing this month: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 36 -- BATTLE 37 -- BATTLE 38 -- BATTLE 39 -- BATTLE 40 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 10/2/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 36: E-Ville Internet? Player: Digiman [3-6-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Heavily Armed Clown MILLINGTON STREET used TRUE FORM! What? MILLINGTON STREET is EVOLVING! MILLINGTON STREET evolved into E-VILLE SORCER-ORR! ... ES: MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Riiiight. Now, time for you to die again. DIGIMAN used GATLING GUN! Critical hit! Critical hit! Critical hit! Critical hit! Critical hit! Critical hit! Cr-- WE KNOW!! ES: ...FOOL! Beh-- --old, my TRUE FORM, bladdabladdablah. DIGIMAN used TRUE FORM! Huh? What? DIGIMAN is evolving! ... DIGIMAN evolved into INTERNETMAN! ...Youve gotta be kidding me... INTERNETMAN! Using the POWERS OF THE INTERNET-- Oooo... Internet, huh? ES: Uh... Can we shift back to me now? --he will right wrongs and triumph over evil! Uh hu... Erk! Cant... resist... urge... to... ES: Huh? AND THAT MEANS YOU! ES: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!! INTERNETMAN used SAILOR MOON QUOTE! Its... super effective...? ES fainted! Yaaaay! Now to go use my powers and log onto RPGamer... NO! You BAD BAD PERSON! SAILOR MOON EVIL!! INTERNETMAN devolved into DIGIMAN! ...What the--!? HEY! NARRATOR 9 doesnt LIKE SAILOR MOON! ...Blah... DIGIMAN won! 10/3/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 37: Portals Again... Player: Cid [18-11-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Kiki CID appeared! AAAAHH!! CID crawls inside a... GIANT BUBBLE... Damn straight! Because of your apparent love of sending me off to a bunch of other Versions, Im making myself a warp-proof chamber! TRY AND GET ME NOW, LOUDMOUTH! A-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! ...CID is becoming PARANOID and INSANE... NO IM NOT! Erm... Huh? NARRATOR 9 is QUITE ANGRY! ...So? YOU CANT TOUCH ME WHILE IM IN THIS! SO BITE ME!! WARP-PROOF CHAMBER exploded! WARP-PROOF CHAMBER fainted! Uh oh. CID is no longer in WARP-PROOF CHAMBER! Uh... YES I AM! NO YOURE NOT! Dammit... NARRATOR 9 used RAGE! NARRATOR 9 opened RANDOM PORTAL in its ANGER! NOOOOOOOO!! CID was SHOVED through PORTAL... Or rather, is TRYING TO BE... IM NOT GOING!! NONONONONO!! LEAVE ME ALONE! NO! NARRATOR 9 doesnt like being called LOUDMOUTH, even though it IS! ... NARRATOR 9 widened PORTAL! AAAHH! CID fell in! To be continued... 10/4/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 38: Where'd Da Portal Go? Player: Cid [18-11-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Kiki CID appeared... in RUBY VERSION! Big surprise there, eh folks? Uh... Huh? SALESMAN appeared! MACARONI SOLDIER appeared! !? SALESMAN used BRIEFCASE FWAP! MACARONI SOLDIER fainted! ...What the? Hey, arent these the Salesmen that invaded a bunch of different places for some reason? YES! This has taken a LONG time... NARRATOR 9 knows! Back then, I think we were at 4 Narrators... So how do you know? NARRATOR 9 gets to LOOK through NARRATOR FILES in its SPARE TIME! Oh. Shouldnt you be yelling at me for sending you here? ...OH YEAH! YOU-- SIR_CHARGON: This string of speech has been cut out due to incessant foul language, ethical, racial, and religious slurs, and references to Britney Spears. Thank you. --!! Okay, I feel better now. NARRATOR 9 is EXTREMELY PISSED OFF! Uh oh. CID died! Nope. CID died! Inaccurate narration. ACCURATE NARRATION! SIR_CHARGON: INACCURATE! ...Okay... Hah. CID fainted! INACCURATE. Bah... NARRATOR 9 used END! BATTLE ended! 10/5/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 39: Uh... Storm Player: Evil Icecream [5-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Kitty DEATH STAR used SUPERLASER! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! DEATH STARs attack missed! Huh? NEARBY PLANET OF NO SIGNIFICANCE THAT HAPPENED TO ORBIT DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF SUPERLASER TRAJECTORY exploded! NPONSTHTODIFOST fainted! ...Okay... DEATH STAR needs to recharge! Okay then! Narrator, if youll please hoist me to the Death Star... NARRAOR 9 used TELEPORT! EVIL ICECREAM is in DEATH STAR! HA HA HA!! That was too simple. SOUND SENSORS used ALERT! ALARM used BEWOOP BEWOOP BEWOOP! ...BAAAHH!! STORM MACARONI appeared! Lemme guess... STORM MACARONI wants to fight! Figures. Now Ill just stand here and watch them all miss me with their guns. STORM MACARONI stopped in their TRACKS and LOOKED at EACH OTHER in UNDERSTANDING! ...Uh oh. STORM MACARONI suddenly CHARGED and used BEATDOWN! BAAAAAAAAAH! The attack missed! The attack missed! The attack missed! The attack missed! The attack missed! The attack missed! ...Still? APPARENTLY SO! Cool. DIE, ALL OF YOU! EVIL ICECREAM used POKEBAP! Its not very effective... BAH! Stupid armor of theirs... STORM MACARONI used BEATDOWN! The attack missed! The attack missed! The attack missed! The attack missed! HA HA HA!! I cant believe their patheticne-- Wait... Theres six of them... Critical hit! Critical hit! OW!! Errrgh.. DIE, YOU!! EVIL ICECREAM used DI--ERK!! Not again... No, just joking. ... STORM MACARONI #4 died! Okey dokey... THE REST OF YOU! STORM MACARONI are ANGRY! So what? DIE! Not enough PP for DIE! BAAAH! STORM MACARONI ran away! ...I win? YES, but STORM MACARONI are going to tell KITTY! ...BAAAAAAH!! 10/6/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 40: When NPONSTHTODIFOST Attacks Player: Cid [18-11-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Kiki CID is AIMLESSLY WANDERING throughout RUBY VERSION! Well gee... Wonder why. NARRATOR 9 is WONDERING WHY! Ugh. NPONSTHTODIFOST PIECES fell directly in front of CID! What the--!? NPONSTHTODIFOST PIECES were renamed NPONSTHTODIFOSTP! ...That has to be the largest acronym ever... NARRATOR 9 agrees... LITTLE GREEN MEN appeared! Uh... LITTLE GREEN MEN are ANGRY! LITTLE GREEN MEN want to fight! I dont. CID wants to fight! NO I DONT! Fine. NARRATOR 9 forced CID to fight! I hate you... LITTLE GREEN MEN sent out E.T.! From that movie? YES! Figures. E.T. used PHONE HOME! E.T. PHONEd HOME! PARENTS werent HOME! ANSWERING MACHINE used MESSAGE! E.T. used LONG STRING OF PROFANE WORDS! ...I think Ill just sit here and watch the battle unfold without me. Like what usually happens. Okay! ... PHONE BILL appeared! PHONE BILL was for SEVERAL HUNDRED MILLION YEN! E.T. cant PAY OFF PHONE BILL! E.T. has no YEN either! E.T. fainted! Old joke. LITTLE GREEN MEN sent out BIG GREEN MAN! BIG GREEN MAN used STOMP! CID was CRUSHED! OW! What the!? YOU SAID I COULD JUST SIT HERE AND NOT BE TOUCHED! No I didnt. Arrrrgh... Go, Misdreavus! Go! MISDREAVUS! BIG GREEN MAN goes OOOOOOO! Uh... What the hell? BIG GREEN MAN LIKES KITTIES! Even if they are evil and whatnot... Err... BIG GREEN MAN was renamed JOLLY GREEN GIANT! AAAAAAAH!! RETURNRETURNRETUUUURN!! Enough! MISDREAVUS! JOLLY GREEN GIANT is ANGRY! GET AWAY FROM ME! JOLLY GREEN GIANT was renamed REALLY PISSED GREEN GIANT! AAAAAAAHH! CID ran away! LITTLE GREEN MEN won! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] Playing this month: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 41 -- BATTLE 42 -- BATTLE 43 -- BATTLE 44 -- BATTLE 45 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 10/7/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 41: Chrono Icecream? Player: Evil Icecream [6-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Storm Macaroni OSCAR THE GROUCH wants to fight! BAAAH! Fine, then! OSCAR THE GROUCH sent out GARBAGE CAN LID! DIE!! EVIL ICECREAM used DIE! EVIL ICECREAM died! What the--!? EVIL ICECREAM appeared in LIMBO! HEY! NARRATOR 9 used EVIL LAUGH: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! MIDGYO appeared! BLUE WIZARD appeared! LUKE SKYWALKER appeared! PORTAL TO LIFE appeared! Hey, I read about this... This happened in Red Version Battle 50... I WENT BACK IN TIME!! Dun-dun-duuuuuuun! MIDGYO, LUKE SKYWALKER, and BLUE WIZARD are having a BATTLE to see who can get through PORTAL! ...Hm. Well, me being a small tub of icecream and all, I can get through there easily. So long! EVIL ICECREAM scooted through PORTAL TO LIFE unnoticed! PORTAL TO LIFE closed! EVIL ICECREAM appeared in UNFINISHED SHADOW VERSION! ...Uh oh. HISTORY is CHANGED! This is bad. YES IT IS! MIDGYO remains DEAD! POKéBATTLES THE FANFIC 2000 has been DRAMATICALLY CHANGED! iRAB is now DEAD because of RED DOOMPUFF! IMMORTUS was never BANISHED to RED VERSION! CRYPTIC MESSAGES on YELLOW VERSION have become NONEXISTEN-- OKAYOKAYOKAAAAAAY!! STOP IT! Take me back to that infernal Death Star and what the hell that green thing stuck in a trashcan was! NARRATOR 9 cant! WHAT!? NARRATOR 9 enjoys THIS! It also proves a THEORY that, in a sense, CHRONO CROSS made a POINT! ...Huh? EVIL ICECREAM is in an ALTERNATE REALITY! What? In ONE REALITY (THIS REALITY), EVIL ICECREAM is fighting OSCAR THE GROUCH! In the CURRENT REALITY (ANOTHER REALITY), EVIL ICECREAM has changed POKéBATTLES HISTORY quite HORRIBLY! ...You mentioned Chrono Cross. Yes... Duh... Well, I played that game. And know what to do because of it. All I have to do is get some sort of item that allows me to warp between the two dimensions, go back to LIMBO, and get back to my reality through the wormhole there. TRUE... But NARRATOR 9 wont make it so EASY on EVIL ICECREAM! I NEVER SAID IT WAS EASY!! BAAAAAAAAH! NARRATOR 9 used END! BATTLE ended! 10/8/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 42:The Search Setting: Another Reality Player: Evil Icecream [6-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Storm Macaroni EVIL ICECREAM is walking through SHADOW VERSION... Uh... BEGINNINGS! BAAAAH... Cant you just GIVE me the damned thing thatll let me go back!? You get to go back too... NARRATOR 9 can go back to THIS REALITY whenever it PLEASES! ...BAAAAAAAAHH!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! I hate you. I know. GRANDPA appeared! ...I thought that-- GRANDPA was here BEFORE SHADOW VERSION came around! ...Oh. GRANDPA wants to fight! Fine! I shall kill you! GRANDPA sent out CANESTICK! Hm. Thank you! EVIL ICECREAM used PILFER! Stole CANESTICKx1! HA HA HA!! GRANDPA sent out LICENSE CARD! Bah. GRANDPA MUST DIE! EVIL ICECREAM used GRANDPA MUST DIE! ROMEO MUST DIE was renamed GRANDPA MUST DIE! Not in theaters anymore, even in this reality! ...Okay... GRANDPA died! WOOHOO! SHADOW VERSION HISTORY was REWRITTEN again! ...DOH! SALESMAN INVASION never TOOK PLACE! ...And? CROSSOVER with RUBY VERSION never TOOK PLACE either! EVIL ICECREAM was MADE for the SOLE PURPOSE of being IN the CROSSOVER! So WHAT!? I dont care! EVIL ICECREAM no longer EXISTS in ANOTHER REALITY! ...Okay, NOW I care. EVIL ICECREAM won LICENSE CARD! Yeah, yeah, woohoo. LICENSE CARD might be the KEY to getting BACK to THIS REALITY! ...You know how convenient that would be? And lazy, on the Webmasters part? WEBMASTER is ALREADY LAZY! ...Good point. BACK TO BLACK VERSION!! EVIL ICECREAM won! 10/9/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 43:Return II Setting: Another Reality Player: Evil Icecream [7-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Grandpa EVIL ICECREAM appeared in BLACK VERSION! Uh huh... Now, wheres that portal-wormhole-thing-deal-um? EVIL ICECREAM is STANDING on it! ...Oh. Okay then. Give me power, LICENSE CARD! ... What? EVIL ICECREAM is acting TERRIBLY OUT OF CHARACTER.. ...Uh... BAAAAAAAAAAH! Better. Now, TAKE ME BACK TO MY DIMENSION!! Okay! EVIL ICECREAM appeared on DEATH STAR, back in THIS REALITYs RUBY VERSION! ...That was a bit too easy. Oh well. Glad to be back in-- OSCAR THE GROUCH used LID FWAP! EVIL ICECREAM got BANGED over the... Uh... HEAD... I guess... with a GARBAGE CAN LID! OW! BAAAAH! YOU SHALL DIE FOR THAT!! EVIL ICECREAM used POKE! OSCAR THE GROUCH was POKEd in the EYE with a SHARP STICK! OSCAR THE GROUCH DEYEd! ...That was just scary, Narrator. NARRATOR thought it was rather APPROPRIATE! You think a lot of things. KITTY goes BAH! Huh? Wheres Kitty? KITTY is in DEATH STAR! I MEANT WHERE EXACTLY! NARRATOR 9 handed EVIL ICECREAM a MAP! MAP pinpointed KITTYs LOCATION! ...Im guessing this is a spinoff of the Marauders Map of Harry Potter fame, correct? Er... YES! Figures. Now I know why Kittys dot is moving around everywhere. ... STORM MACARONI appeared! Huh? I dont see any Storm Ma-- EVIL ICECREAM looked UP! ...Oh. BAAAAAAH!! STORM MACARONI want to fight! Fine! DIE, ALL OF YOU! NARRATOR 9 reminds EVIL ICECREAM of what HAPPENED last time he used DIE... ...So what? DIE!! ...EVIL ICECREAM used DIE! ORANGE VERSION died! !? ORANGE VERSION came back to LIFE, because WEBMASTER doesnt WANT to get on ANYBODYs BAD SIDE so they can all VOTE for SHADOW VERSION! ...Whatever. Why is this Battle so messed up? WEBMASTER is up at 6 in the MORNING writing this BATTLE! WEBMASTER cant THINK STRAIGHT! Or rather, even moreso... Ohhh... Well, just kill the Storm Macaroni and all will be well. Okieday! STORM MACARONI died! EVIL ICECREAM won! Yay, woohoo, good for me. Back to finding Kitty. 10/10/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 44: ...LINE? Setting: This Reality Player: Evil Icecream [8-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Grandpa EVIL ICECREAM is trying to find KITTY! Dont you have anything BETTER to do than bother me incessantly? Like Narrating for Celebrity Derthmatch? CELEBRITY DERTHMATCH is OVER for THIS SEASON! There were only 5 episodes. NARRATOR 9 cares NOT for your INSOLENCE! ...Whatever. EVIL ICECREAM ran into DOOR marked KITTYS ROOM. DO NOT ENTER!! Oh, this is just too easy. NARRATOR 9 thinks SOMETHING is WRONG... As I said before, you think a lot of things. EVIL ICECREAM opened DOOR! ONE-EYED ONE-HORNED FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER appeared! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! ...Isnt that supposed to be BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH? ...That too. NOW GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!! NARRATOR 9 suggests RUNNING AWAY, for once! ...ME!? Run AWAY!? HA HA HA!! I laugh at the very thought! THOUGHT is ANGRY! ...Okay, NOW I think Ill run away. Cant escape! WHAT!? BAAAH! NARRATOR! NARRATOR 9 cant let EVIL ICECREAM leave until BATTLE has a SUFFICIENT AMOUNT of LINES! BAAAAAAAAAH! OEOHFPPE used EAT! RANDOM PERSON was EATEN! ...Hey, I just had a thought. EVIL ICECREAM used THOUGHT! Shut up and listen. Its a PEOPLE Eater... Therefore it doesn't eat icecream. HA HA HA!! I AM UNAFFECTED BY YOU, YOU EVIL... Uh... PURPLE THING! OEOHFPPE was renamed ONE-EYED ONE-HORNED FLYING PURPLE ICECREAM EATER! DAMMIT! Can you take me back in time so I wont say that, Narrator? NO! NARRATOR 9 doesnt want to MESS AROUND with the FABRIC OF TIME... TOO MUCH! Too much? TOO MUCH!? YOU SENT ME TO ANOTHER DIMENSION, YOU IDIOT!! AND BACK IN TIME EVEN THERE! NARRATOR 9 had FUN doing THAT! BAAAAAAH!! I did... Whatever. Back to my running away like a coward. Oh yeah... EVIL ICECREAM ran away! OEOHFPIE followed in PURSUIT! 10/11/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 45: This's the Way... To Make the Narrator Insane! Setting: This Reality Player: Professor Daravon [no record.] PROFESSOR DARAVON appeared! Good comings! ...Err... Yeah. Items being used are items used in battle. Youre messed up. For come how in the Pentagon? Pentagon? NARRATOR 9 is getting RATHER UNCOMFORTABLE around PROFESSOR DARAVON... Off course! ... DARKPUFF appeared! Good comings! DARKPUFF: BUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL. Grill Buy Foreman George. ... DARKPUFF: DOOM? DARKPUFF is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! HP Potion 50 restore. Wounds good minor for. DARKPUFF used EAT! PROFESSOR DARAVON was EATEN! Digestion thing bad is. ...Riiiight. PROFESSOR DARAVON was DIGESTED! Dictation inaccurate voice. SHUT UP! Why the hell are you here anyway!? Move with comes studying I tactic from militaries this planet for improvement course. ...Huh? Thiss the way! THISS freaky and lame... I had a good feeling! ... NARRATOR 9 is starting to DISLIKE PROFESSOR DARAVON... All on around troops the building with. !? Ability is a skill you learn with Job training. GAAAAH! STOPITSTOPITSTOPITSTOOOP! Theres no one to fight here! NARRATOR 9 is going INSANE... This was the darkened items wont appear. ARRRRRRRRGH!! NARRATOR 9 used SNAP! NARRATOR 9 was COMMITTED to INSANE ASYLUM! This job required a lot of skill. But, we tried our best. As a result, we were able to save him! So, this job's a success! NARRATOR X took over! Good comings! Quiet you. PROFESSOR DARAVON fainted! NARRATOR X won! DARKPUFF: DOOM... [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] Playing this month: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 46 -- BATTLE 47 -- BATTLE 48 -- BATTLE 49 -- BATTLE 50 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 10/12/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 46: Union? Player: Salesman Army [2-2-2] Last Battle: Uh... I dunno. WAAAAAY back there. SALESMAN ARMY is suffering HEAVY LOSSES! HELLO SIR! MACARONI ARMY is suffering HEAVY LOSSES! CROOKED SALESMAN would be suffering HEAVY LOSSES, but they keep STEALING basically EVERYTHING the FIRST TWO ARMIES bring OUT! ...PLAN HAS BEEN MADE, SIR! SALESMAN ARMY used PLAN! MACARONI ARMY is WAITING for PLAN to BACKFIRE! WE NEED MACARONI SIRS! ... MACARONI ARMY doesnt WANT to JOIN IN PLAN! IT IS FOR THE FUTURE OF RUBY VERSION SIR! MACARONI ARMY knows! WE ARE CALLING A TRUCE, SIR? TO DESTROY CROOKED SALESMEN? MACARONI ARMY says... YES? OKAY SIR! MACARONI ARMY joined SALESMAN ARMY! FANFARE plays in BACKGROUND! ONWARD SIR! SALESMAN/MACARONI ARMY used ONWARD! SALESMAN/MACARONI ARMY appeared in CROOKED SALESMAN CAMP! CSALESMEN: GO AWAY SIR! HELLO SIR! SALESMAN ARMY used HELLO SIR! MACARONI ARMY ran away! ... CSALESMEN: DIE SIR! CSALESMEN sent out GIGANTIC ROBO-CSALESMAN! YOU TOO SIR! SALEMAN ARMY sent out ONION OF LIGHT! ...UH OH. ONION OF LIGHT used BOOM! NOXIOUS HOLY FUMES appeared! CSALESMEN: NOOOOOOOOO! What will become of the Crooked Salesmen? What, exactly, is an Onion of Light? Where the hell did the Narrator go? IM STILL HERE! ...Oh. Well, anyway, stay tuned for the next episode... of DRAGON BALL Z! ...Youre fired. Bah... To be continued... 10/13/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 47: Bad Luck Player: Grandpa [5-9-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Tree GRANDPA appeared! Dag-nabbit, what now? TODAY is FRIDAY the 13TH! So? BAD LUCK is SUPPOSED to HAPPEN on THIS DAY! About 7000 MOVIES are also being PREMIERED today! Todays supposed to be full of bad luck, so you pick me to dump it all on? EXACTLY! Con-flabbit! FRIDAY THE 13TH used BAD LUCK! BLACK CAT appeared! Hello, Kitty. BLACK CAT was renamed K I T T E N! ...Hello, Kitty! K I T T E N used SLASH! RANDOM EXTRA was SLICED into TINY TINY SHREDS! ...Oh boy. GRANDPA used RUN LIKE HELL! GRANDPA... RAN LIKE HELL! K I T T E N followed at a somewhat leisurely pace! GRANDPA ran under 11 LADDERS! Oh, thats just plain unoriginal. FRIDAY THE 13TH used BAD LUCK! LADDER fell on GRANPDA! Con-sarnit, why didnt you pick SOMEBODY ELSE to torture!? NARRATOR X simply looked at STANDINGS! Dag-nabbit... K I T T E N reappeared! NOO! K I T T E N wants to KILL! FRIDAY THE 13TH used BAD LUCK! DARKPUFF appeared rather conveniently and ate K I T T E N for STEALING his LINE! ...Never thought Id thank HIM... DARKPUFF: BUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL OR DARKPUFF EAT YOU. Guess I wont be either. Just... HERE! Take it all! GRANDPA gave DARKPUFF his WALLET! DARKPUFF: ...THIS NOT ENOUGH. DOOM! ITS ALL I HAVE! DARKPUFF: BUY GEORGE FORMAN GRILL! ...Just eat me. Eat me now, and save me the pain and suffering of today... DARKPUFF: DOOM. DARKPUFF used EAT! GRANDPA was EATen! Thank you. FRIDAY THE 13TH used BAD LUCK! DARKPUFF exploded! What the--?! HEY! DARKPUFF reassembled! DARKPUFF is ANGRY! DARKPUFF wants to fight! Who? GRANDPA! ...Oh. To be continued... MUAHAHAHAHA... 10/14/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 48: Bad Luck II (Random Filler Battle 7) Player: Grandpa [5-9-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Tree DARKPUFF wants to fight! Fine! Go, Hugestick! Go! HUGESTICK! DARKPUFF used THREAT! DARKPUFF: GUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL OR DARKPUFF EAT YOU! DOOM! HUGESTICK paid NO ATTENTION! Attack, Hugestick! HUGESTICK used ATTACK! VIKINGS appears and TRAMPLED DARKPUFF! ...Or rather, TRIED TO, but DARKPUFF ate them all! Figures. Con-sarnit! FRIDAY THE 13TH used BAD LUCK! UMBRELLA appeared out of NOWHERE and proceeded to BEAT the LIVING DAYLIGHTS out of HUGESTICK! It's super effective! ...Okay... And it's not Friday anymore. WEBMASTER wrote this BATTLE on FRIDAY THE 13TH and UPDATED it on FRIDAY THE 13TH, so TECHNICALLY, it is still FRIDAY THE 13TH! Con-flabbit! HUGESTICK fainted! Use next Pokémon? Put up your Dukes, Darkpuff! HAHAHA! GRANDPA sent out DUKES! DARKPUFF sent out DUKES as well! What the--!? DARKPUFF put up his DUKES! Argh... THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! DPUFF-DUKES used GENERAL LEE! The GENERAL LEE ran over DUKES! DUKES fainted! Which one? BOTH of them! ... DARKPUFF is ANGRY! DARKPUFF is thrashing about! RANDOM BUILDING was DESTROYED! RANDOM BUILDING fainted! ... DARKPUFF is thrashing about! ENTIRE CITY was DESTROYED! CITY fainted! Woah... Hey, why didn't I get destroyed too? Uh... I dunno... DARKPUFF is thrashing about! Still!? Uh... NEARBY ISLAND OF NO SIGNIFICANCE THAT HAPPENED TO APPEAR FOR THE SAKE OF THE CONTINENT NOT BEING DESTROYED was DESTROYED! NIONSTHTAFTSOTCNBD fainted! ...This is messed up. NARRATOR X thinks BATTLE has TAKEN a WRONG TURN! You got that right. DARKPUFF disappeared! NARRATOR X stamps this as FILLER BATTLE! GRANDPA won! ... 10/15/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 49: The Lyfe, the Derth, and the Just Plain Freaky Player: Derth [3-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Bill Gates (Zombie) DERTH appeared! Oh, GREAT, its the NARRATOR. How happy I am to see you... DERTH is HAPPY to see NARRATOR X! NARRATOR X is TOUCHED! ...I was being sarcastic, you IDIOT. ... NARRATOR Xs FEELINGS were HURT! NARRATOR X broke down in TEARS! Does anyone else think that the Narrator is acting a bit too feminine right now? WHAAAAAAA... ... SIR_CHARGON appeared! Oh, hello. WHAAAAAAA... SHUT UP! To not confuse everyone, SIR_CHARGON blessed upon himself the GRAY TEXT! There. Cool. WHAAAAAAA... I SAID STOP IT!! WHAAAAAAA... This is already getting annoying... SIR_CHARGON kicked NARRATOR X several times! ... What? Im a Webmaster, I can Narrate myself. Oh. WHAAAAAAA... WHY ARE YOU KICKING MEEEEEEEE? Im kicking you because you wont SHUT THE HELL UP AND DO YOUR JOB! ...NARRATOR X began to CRY even HARDER! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Screw this. SIR_CHARGON used FIRE! NARRATOR X was FIREd! SIR_CHARGON used HIRE! NARRATOR 11 appeared! There we go. Okay... NARRATOR 11 used CONTINUE! SIR_CHARGON disappeared! Bye... LYFE appeared! What the--!? I thought one of the Narrators turned Lyfe into a cereal... He DID! ...Oh. LYFE is ANGRY! I can tell. LYFE wants to fight! Go me. DERTH sent out DERTH! LYFE sent out MILK! KILL! DERTH used KILL! MILK cant be KILLed! Argh. MILK used SPOIL! MILK was renamed R-MILK! DERTH needs VENTILATION, badly! Ugh... That smell... Lyfe, you have gone too far! LYFE stepped back! I hate these puns... Makes me wish the ads came back. Wild AD appeared! Wild AD appeared! Wild AD appeared! Wild AD appea-- NOT REALL-- hey... WILD Ad, eh? HyperBall, GO! DERTH used HYPERBALL! AD was caught! Give a nickname to AD? No... Well keep it as AD. AD was renamed... AD! ...Go, Ad! The enemys breakfast! Go, AD! Advertize. AD used ADVERTIZE! LYFE CEREAL! KIDS THINK ITS GOOD. ...Well, THAT was rather convenient. LYFE used SCREAM! LYFE is SCREAMING! LYFE fainted! DERTH won! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] Playing this month: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 16 -- BATTLE 17 -- BATTLE 18 -- BATTLE 19 -- BATTLE 20 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 5/19/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 16: DARKPUFF DEBUT Player: Cid [1-0-0] Last battle: Win vs. Grandpa SKY is CHANGING COLORS! Whoa... What's up with this? JIGGLYPUFF fell from SKY! Uh... What's a Jigglypu... AAAAH! THAT'S NO NORMAL JIGGLYPUFF!!! SHADOW JIGGLYPUFF appeared! SHADOW JIGGLYPUFF was renamed DARKPUFF! CID hid behind BUILDING! That... is one... scary... Jigglypuff... DARKPUFF lifted BUILDING! D'AAAH! DARKPUFF snapped BUILDING in HALF! Uh... Idon'twannafightthatthing! DARKPUFF is ADVANCING! Umumumumumum... GO CLEFAIRY! CID sent out CLEFAIRY! DARKPUFF promptly ate CLEFAIRY! Inconceivable... DARKPUFF is FIVE FEET AWAY! RUNAWAYRUNAWAYRUNAWAY!!! CID is RUNNING! CID ran into TRAINERGAL! No time! Get away! TRAINERGAL is ANGRY! TRAINERGAL wants to fight! TRAINERGAL sent out SQUIRTLE! DARKPUFF ate SQUIRTLE! DARKPUFF ate TRAINERGAL! DARKPUFF is ADVANCING! ANGEMON appeared! Uh... Aren't you a Digimon? ANGEMON used HAND OF FATE! It had no effect! DARKPUFF ate ANGEMON! Ooookayyyy... WARGREYMON appeared! METALGARURUMON appeared! What's up with all the Digimon!? HERCULESKABUTERIMON appeared! Ooh! Never saw that one! WARGREMON used TERRA FORCE! METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER! It had no effect! DARKPUFF ate DIGIMON! Ack. DARKPUFF got STOMACHACHE! DARKPUFF spit out DIGIMON! MasterBalls, GO! CID threw MASTERBALL! ANGEMON was caught! WARGREYMON was caught! METALGARURUMON was caught! HERCULESKABUTERIMON was caught! Okay. BYE NOW! CID ran away! DARKPUFF followed in pursuit! 5/20/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 17: DIGI DEAD-END Player: Digiman [no record.] Where are my Digimon? DIGIMAN is WONDERING! Yes I am... Good freaky disembodied voice... SHUT UP! DARKPUFF appeared! Uh... Uh-oh... DARKPUFF is ADVANCING! Go, Puppetmon! DIGIMAN sent out PUPPETMON! DARKPUFF promptly ate PUPPETMON! And I liked that one too... MetalEtemon, GO! DIGIMAN sent out METALETEMON! DARKPUFF ate METALETEMON'S RIGHT ARM! But that entire Digimon's made out of Chromedigizoid... DARKPUFF ate METALETEMON! Metalseadramon, you're next! Go! METALSEADRAMON! Use your River of Power! METALSEADRAMON used RIVER OF POWER! It had no effect! DARKPUFF used DARK BREATH! METALSEADRAMON died! Oh my GOD! This thing is STRONG! Machinedramon, you're up! The enemy's completely and totally invulnerable! Go, MAHCINEDRAMON! DARKPUFF used GIGA KICK! It's not very effective... FINALLY! Mahcinedramon, use-- MACHINEDRAMON died! AAH! And I only have two left... SaberLeomon, let's do it! DIGIMAN sent out SABERLEOMON! Howling Crusher! SABERLEOMON used HOWLING CRUSHER! It had no effect! DARKPUFF used SING! AAAAH!! MY HEAD!! IT BURNS!! It's super effective! SABERLEOMON died! Only one left... Piedmon, you're the last line of defense! DIGIMAN sent out PIEDMON! DARKPUFF used GIGA KICK! DARKPUFF missed! Piedmon, Trump Sword! PIEDMON used TRUMP SWORD! Hit the enemy 4 times! It had very little effect! DARKPUFF used DARK BREATH! DARKPUFF missed! Good thing Piedmon's so fast... PIEDMON used TRUMP SWORD! Hit the enemy 4 times! Critical hit! It's not very effective... DARKPUFF ate PIEDMON! Okay, that didn't miss... DARKPUFF is ADVANCING! DIGI-EGGS appeared! DIGIMAN collected DIGI-EGGS! DIGIMAN ran away! DARKPUFF followed in pursuit! 6/4/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 18: MMPH Player: Digiman [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Darkpuff *huff* *puff* This... is not... *huff* good... DIGIMAN stopped RUNNING! At least my Digi-eggs hatched... and at least I have most of my Megas back... CID ran into DIGIMAN! OW! Watch it, kid! CID didn't MEAN ANYTHING! CID was running from DARKPUFF! Oh. DARKPUFF'S HERE!? NO! Oh. CID wants to fight! Well, I guess that would help toughen up my Digimon. Go, Leomon! DIGIMAN sent out LEOMON! CID sent out HERCULESKABUTERIMON! Hey! That's MY Digimon! CID says he caught it before he ran from DARKPUFF! Arrrrg... Leomon, use your Fist of the Beast King! LEOMON used FIST OF THE BEAST KING! It's not very effective... HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER! LEOMON fainted! One hit... But all my others are Megas! Go, Machinedramon! The enemy's quite strong! Go, MACHINEDRAMON! HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER! It's super effective! Huh? Oh... It's metal... MACHINEDRAMON fainted! Piedmon, I choose you! The enemy's... DARKPUFF!!! AAAH!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH!!! PIEDMON is in the process of being, well... SUMMONED! Piedmon, G-- HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER! The attack kept going and crashed! ...into DIGIMAN! Ow... DIGIMAN is PARALYZED! It may not attack! Mphemememphumumph! Go! PIEDMON! Emphaemrn! PIEDMON is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! ERMEMERPH!! PIEDMON is confused! It's bashing himself over the head with a steel chair in its confusion! Mmmph... PIEDMON is confused! It commited suicide in its confusion! PIEDMON died! MMMPH!? HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER! DIGIMAN fainted! CID won! CID left! DIGI-EGGS appear! To be Continued... 6/5/2000: WARRIOR BATTLE 19: Now Would be Good to Give Revelations... Player: Sir_Chargon (no record.) Oh, GREAT! Now I have to incorporate Dragon Legends characters into Shadow Version DIRECTLY! SIR_CHARGON used CREATE! KAMZEN WEAPON was CREATEd into SHADOW VERSION! Go, Weapon! Destroy the Shadow Jigglypuff! KAMZEN WEAPON flew away! Hee hee hee... SECONDS pass! KAMZEN WEAPON returned! You destroyed Darkpuff already? KAMZEN WEAPON fainted! Hm. Strong. Ultimas Weapon, you're next. SIR_CHARGON used CREATE! ULTIMAS WEAPON was CREATEd into SHADOW VERSION! Beat up Darkpuff! ULTIMA WEAPON flew away! MINUTES pass! Crap. MORE MINUTES pass! Okay... ULTIMAS WEAPON returned! Yep. ULTIMA WEAPON fainted! SIR_CHARGON used CREATE! INDIGO WEAPON was CREATEd into SHADOW VERSION! I'm not saying it again. INDIGO WEAPON flew away! DAYS pass! Okay, this is good...? INDIGO WEAPON returned! Good! you barely have a scratch on... INDIGO WEAPON fell in HALF! AAAH! DARKPUFF appeared! DARKPUFF has INDIGO BLADE! Hah! You can't get me! I'm not officially IN Shadow Version! Plus, I can DELETE YOU! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA! SIR_CHARGON used EVIL LAUGH! Wait... That's DoubleD's laugh... BWEEHEEHEEHEE... SIR_CHARGON used CORRECT EVIL LAUGH! Now to delete you. You're wasting space on my hard drive! SIR_CHARGON used DELETE! INDIGO BLADE disappeared! It didn't affect DARKPUFF! What? SIR_CHARGON used DELETE! It didn't affect DARKPUFF! Is this really happening? NORTON ANTIVIRUS WINDOW appeared! This is not good. NORTON ANTIVIRUS WINDOW used OPEN WINDOW! WINDOW used MESSAGE! Just get to the point. SHADOW VERSION is a REAL WORLD! Huh? You mean I inadvertently tapped into an actually existing world with intelligent life? Uh... YES! Cool! I can make a fortune here! SKY is changing COLORS! Huh? HOUSE is CHANGING! Uh... SHADOW VERSION appeared! THIS is really not good! DARKPUFF won! To be continued... 6/6/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 20: Return of the Geezer Player: Grandpa [5-6-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Cid GRANDPA is taking a WALK! HEY! It's that voice again! GRANDPA WALKed into BUILDING WALL! Ow... BUILDING was LIFTED! Hmm? DARKPUFF appeared! Who might you be? DARKPUFF SNAPPED BUILDING in HALF! Uh... Okay... DARKPUFF is ADVANCING! I think you want to fight? DARKPUFF wants to KILL! Okay, good enough for me. Go, Squall! Go! SQUALL! DARKPUFF promptly ate SQUALL! D'oh... Go, License Card! The enemy's INVINCIBLE! Go, LICENSE CARD! Invincible...? DARKPUFF looks at LICENSE CARD! DARKPUFF thinks LICENSE CARD is PRETTY! Okay... DARKPUFF sees GRANDPA's PICTURE on LICENSE CARD! DARKPUFF is ANGRY! Uh oh... DARKPUFF ate LICENSE CARD! And the place I got those was demolished... I WANT MY DISCOUNT ON MEDICINE!! DARKPUFF is INDIFFERENT! DARKPUFF is ADVANCING! Umokay... Bigstick, go! You're gonna get eaten very fast! Go, BIGSTICK! That was new... DARKPUFF is EXAMINING BIGSTICK! Bigstick, Slam! BIGSTICK used SLAM! Critical hit! DARKPUFF went FLYING! GRANDPA scored HOME RUN! What? BIGSTICK is evolving! Ooh! BIGSTICK evolved into HUGESTICK! ...That's big... DARKPUFF returned! Hugestick, attack! HUGESTICK used ATTACK! HISTERIA VIKINGS trampled over DARKPUFF! My Pokémon get weirder every time I see them. And before I get eaten, I'm going away. GRANDPA ran! GRANDPA came back! Hugestick, come back! HUGESTICK! Return! GRANDPA ran away! BATTLE was TIE! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 1 -- BATTLE 2 -- BATTLE 3 -- BATTLE 4 -- BATTLE 5 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 5/5/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 1: The Maple Tree Strikes Back Player: Grandpa [no record.] Darned kids! Why in my day... GRANDPA runs into TREE! OW! TREE is enraged! Enemy TREE wants to fight! Well lookit that... must be one of those newfangled fertilizers... Enemy TREE sent out TREE! Okay you overgrown stick in the mud! Lets go! Go! CANESTICK! What the!? GRANDPA is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! OW! Why you... Oh well. Ill teach you a lesson for running into me! Im a licensed Senior Citizen! CANESTICK! Come back! Go! LICENSE CARD! What in blazes! Howd it do that? GRANDPA is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Hey! Stop that! Enemy TREE used FALL! APPLES fell on LICENSE CARD! LICENSE CARD fainted! Uh oh... That was my only copy... Okay! Put up your dukes! Go! DUKES! Quit that! Come back! ... Uh... Get over here! ... Um... Return? DUKES! Enough! Stupid things. I guess Ill send out myself if I said Go me. GRANDPA sent out GRANDPA! Con-sarnit! Enemy TREE is enraged! Enemy TREE used FALL! APPLES fell on GRANDPA! Con-flabbit! Stupid apples. Take this! GRANDPA used STICK WHACK! Its super effective! Enemy TREE fainted! GRANDPA won! I did? I WON! IM A MILLIONAIRE!! HA-HEE-HEE-HEE!! I WON! I WON! I WON! ... 5/5/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 2: Mr. Mime Mimes a Mime Player: Gogo [no record.] GOGO is running! GOGO crashes into TREE! Ouch! Who put that tree there? Oh wait... Its a forest... TREE is angered! An angry tree? Enemy TREE wants to fight! Enemy TREE sends out LEAF! Okay... Ill battle it then. I hope this thing works... Go! MR. MIME! Enemy LEAF used RAZOR LEAF! What in the? GOGO is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Ouch! MR. MIME is miming! MR. MIME is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! MR. MIME: Ouch! That was interesting... MR. MIME: That was interesting... Enemy LEAF used RAZOR LEAF! Mimic that leaf! MR. MIME is loafing around! MR. MIME: Mimic that leaf! Stop that! Mimic that leaf! MR. MIME: Stop that! Mimic that leaf! GET OVER HERE! YOURE USELESS! MR. MIME: GET OVER HERE! YOURE USELESS! COME BACK! MR. MIME: COME BACK! Uh... Return? Enough! MR. MIME! Okay... Im using myself from now on! ... Im fighting! ... LET ME FIGHT! ... Er... go me? Go! GOGO! Ugh... Enemy TREE withdraws LEAF! Enemy TREE sends out TREE! Enemy TREE used FALL! APPLES fell on GOGOs head! Ouch! GOGO is miming! GOGO used FALL! APPLES fell on TREE! TREE used FALL! TREE fell on GOGO! GOGO fainted! Use next Pokémon? Go! MR. MIME... 5/5/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 3: Give it the Boot! Player: Glob [no record.] GLOB is driving! Woo-hoo! GLOB realizes he cant drive! Huh? But you just said... I KNOW WHAT I SAID! Fine. Then what can I use to go fast? GLOB is riding that boot from Super Mario Brothers 3! Woo-hoo! I always wanted one of these! GLOBs boot runs into a stone wall! What the? That wasnt there before! GLOB falls! GLOB lands on GRANDPA! GRANDPA is angered! Enemy GRANDPA wants to fight! Okay. Ill use that boot then. Go! MARIO BOOT! Mario Boot? Enemy GRANDPA sent out GRANDPA! GRANDPA: Stupid kids! In my day, we didnt have big mechanical boots to ride into stone walls so we could fall on our elders! Enemy GRANDPA used RAMBLE! Its super effective! MARIO BOOT fainted! Use next Pokémon? Pokémon? Okay... I use... me? Go! GLOB! Enemy GRANDPA withdrew GRANDPA! Thats a sight you dont see everyday... Enemy GRANDPA sent out LICENSE CARD! A Senior Citizens License Card? Okay... Thats... original... GLOB used RIP! It doesnt effect Enemy LICENSE CARD! Oh yeah... Its laminated... Enemy LICENSE CARD used IDENTIFY! GLOB is not a Senior Citizen! Well... Thats... Interesting... GLOB used BLOWTORCH! Enemy LICENSE CARD fainted! Enemy GRANDPA sent out GRANDPA! Oh no... GRANDPA used STICK WHACK! OUCH! Okay geezer, youre gonna get it! Go! BIGGLYMUFF! What in the!? Thats not mine! I dont even know what it is! GLOB is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Ouch! Dont do that! Too bad. Im gonna do it anyway. GRANDPA is reading his POKéDEX! BIGGLYMUFF: A HUNGRY BALLOON POKéMON. KNOWN TO EAT PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE READING THEIR POKéDEX. Weight: 5 lbs. Height: 12 ft, 3 ź in. No. 397 GRANDPA: Uh oh. BIGGLYMUFF used PEOPLE EATER! GRANDPA fainted! GLOB won! 5/6/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 4: Trainer BIGGLYMUFF Wants to Fight Player: Bigglymuff [no record.] BIGGLYMUFF is sick of being a wild Pokémon! Biggly! Biggly Biggly Bigglymuff! BIGGLYMUFF wants to be a Pokémon Trainer! Muff! BIGGLYMUFF ran into TREE! TREE is angered! Biggly? Enemy TREE wants to fight! Enemy TREE sent out LEAF! Biggly! Go! BIGGLYMUFF! LEAF used RAZOR LEAF! Its not very effective... BIGGLYMUFF used SING! Bi-gglymuff, Biggl-y-y-y-muff... Enemy LEAF fell asleep! Bigglymuff. BIGGLYMUFF used PLANT EATER! Enemy LEAF was eaten! Enemy LEAF fainted! Enemy TREE sent out APPLE! Enemy APPLE used BOP! BIGGLYMUFF was BOPped with apples! Biggly--! BIGGLYMUFF used FRUIT EATER! Enemy APPLE was eaten! Enemy APPLE fainted! BIGGLYMUFF was poisoned! Biggly...muff... Enemy TREE sent out TREE! Bigglymuff... Enemy TREE used FALL! Enemy TREE fell on BIGGLYMUFF! BIGGLYMUFF bounced back! A POKé BALL landed on TREE! ... ... ...! TREE was captured! New POKéDEX data will be updated for TREE! TREE: A TREE POKéMON. KNOWN TO FALL ON OPPONENTS, IT IS VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DEFEAT WITHOUT ITS ENEMY BEING CRUSHED. Height 15, Weight 700 lbs, No. 372. BIGGLYMUFF is now a POKéMON TRAINER! Biggly! 5/7/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 5: Hi, I'm Cloud, and I got Flattened by a Tree. (Hi, Cloud...) Player: Cloud [no record.] CLOUD is taking a walk! CLOUD falls down a hole! Hole? There wasnt a hole there a minute ago. And who said I fell down it? CLOUD lands on his hair and the 10 gallons of hair gel in it made him bounce out of the hole! Yay! Wild BIGGLYMUFF appeared! Whats that? BIGGLYMUFF is a Hungry Balloon Pokémon that eats people as they read their Pokédex. Pokémon? Gotta catch em all! Huh? Uh... never mind. A POKé BALL drops from out of the sky and slams into Clouds face! Ouch! Whats this? A Poké Ball. Didnt you listen to me? BIGGLYMUFF is angry! Enemy BIGGLYMUFF wants to fight! Enemy BIGGLYMUFF sent out TREE! Youve gotta be kidding me... Gotta catch em all! I know. I heard you the first time. Well, the best way to kill a tree is to use a SWORD! Go! SWORD! What the...!? CLOUD is confused! Damn right I am! It hurt itself in its confusion!... But the hair gel absorbed the shock. IT!? IT! Oh well... Go Ultima Weapon! ... Go Sword? SWORD is already out! Wha? CLOUD is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion!... But the hair gel absorbed the shock again. I AM NOT AN IT! SWORD, ATTACK! SWORD used SLASH! Its super effective! Enemy TREE used FALL! Enemy TREE fell on SWORD! SWORD fainted! Use next Pokémon? I dont have one... I think... But I can catch one! I think... CLOUD threw POKé BALL! The trainer blocked the ball! Dont be a thief! Catch only WILD Pokémon! The POKé BALL hit CLOUD in the face! OWW!! Well, Ill fight then! Go! CLOUD! Go Cloud? CLOUD is con... Oh, whats the use... CLOUD used POKE! CLOUD POKEd Enemy TREE with his hair! HEY! I DID NOT! Enemy TREE used FALL! Howd it get up? Enemy TREE fell on CLOUD! CLOUD fainted! Use next Pokémon? 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