Segment 2 of ShadowVersion to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 21 -- BATTLE 22 -- BATTLE 23 -- BATTLE 24 -- BATTLE 25 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 6/7/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 21: THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS--ONLY A SQUIRE? Player: Satan [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Grandpa SATAN is BORED! Well, you would be too, if you had to fill out all these forms. That Shadow Jigglypuff is making my business a profitable one... SATAN waves ARM at PILES AND PILES OF MONEY! ...But I HAVE TO STAY HOLED UP IN HERE! GRIM REAPER appeared! What now? GRIM REAPER put STACK OF PAPERS on SATAN's DESK! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ALREADY BUSY!? GRIM REAPER can't HELP IT! DARKPUFF is KILLING people faster than GRIM REAPER can BRING THEM DOWN HERE! Well, we need more room, too! Get a bunch of those orange guys from the candy factory Darkpuff demolished to clear some more space! OOMPA-LOOMPAS are ON STRIKE! But without them we can't... Okay, THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO GIVE THAT HOMICIDAL BALLOON A TASTE OF ITS OWN MEDICINE! SATAN disappeared! SATAN appeared right behind DARKPUFF! LOOK YOU! I'M THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS, NOW... DARKPUFF ate SATAN! I didn't think that would work. SATAN climbed OUT OF DARKPUFF! I'm going to teach you a lesson you'll never forget, then I'll SEE YOU IN HELL, BECAUSE I RUN IT!! GET'M, SON! SATAN sent out DAMIEN! DARKPUFF used BUG-EYED, DROOLING, FLYING BLACK DESTROYING EATER! DARKPUFF ate DAMIEN! GRRRRRR... GO, MY MANY LEGIONS OF DEATH! Go! LEGIONS OF DEATH! Use your Apocalypse attack! LEGIONS OF DEATH used APOCALYPSE! WORLD is on BRINK OF DESTRUCTION! It already was. Oh... WORLD was DESTROYED! Then... What do I have to rule? Good point. WORLD rebuilt! Allrighty then. Hey, where're my Legions of Death? DARKPUFF ate them! That good-for-nothing little... Grim Reaper, nobody can beat you! Go, buddy! GRIM REAPER didn't GO! Why not? GRIM REAPER is BRINGING STACKS OF PAPERS to SATAN's DESK! I figured as much... What do I have left? Go! SATAN! ME!? HELL ONLY HAS ME TO DEFEND? Oka-- SATAN is being DIGESTED! Huh? SATAN has been EATEN BY DARKPUFF! SATAN died! SATAN was sent to HELL! This is getting to be really stupid and humiliating... AND I HAVE TO STAND IN LINE TO GET BACK TO MY OWN HOUSE!!! DARKPUFF won! 6/8/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 22: WHAT'S IN A NAME? Player: Derth [no record.] Derth? My name is Derth? It's DEATH, you idiot Webmaster! I can't believe you would make my name DERTH just so you could have me in a battle and avoid legal trouble! My name is DEATH! DEATH!! DO YOU HEAR ME!? DEATH! One of the many characters at pokebattles.com! Ugh... LYFE appeared! Lyfe? LYFE?? THIS IS INSANE!! One, MY name is DEATH! Two, his... her... IT'S name is LIFE! And before you go asking, it's NOT the cereal! Do you want to get sued? I'M A SPINOFF OF THE GRIM REAPER YOU DORK! HOW COULD I GET SUED!? GRIM REAPER is bringing STACKS OF PAPERS to SATAN's DESK! SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH THIS MESSED UP BATTLE! Uh... fine... DARKPUFF appeared! Oh no. Aaah. It is Darkpuff. Aaah. DARKPUFF instantly devoured LYFE! Okay, that was rather noteworthy. DARKPUFF ate DERTH! I AM NOT DERTH! DERTH climbed out of DARKPUFF! My name is not Derth... DERTH is ANGRY! NO I'M NOT! Errr... DARKPUFF is ANGRY! DARKPUFF wants to fight! Oh no. Darkpuff is angry. DARKPUFF used DARK BREATH! It didn't affect DERTH! *sigh* By the swing of my scythe... DERTH used SCYTHE! It didn't affect DARKPUFF! ...nothing shall happen. What? DERTH is evolving! Hopefully into a sanely-named character? DERTH evolved into DARTH! ...This is getting weird...and besides, which one? BROOKS! Darth Brooks? The SITH of COUNTRY MUSIC! Okay, now that is just DISGUSTING! Darkpuff, eat me to save my image before this gets published! DARKPUFF doesn't WANT TO! Why? DARKPUFF is AFRAID of DARTH! Afraid, huh... I guess I'll use my... Country Music Concert attack? DARTH used COUNTRY MUSIC CONCERT! It's super effective! Critical hit! DARKPUFF still stands! DARKPUFF ran away! DARTH won! Hah. Even DARKPUFF can't stand up against DEATH! ... 6/9/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 23: DARKPUFF SAVES CHRISTMAS Player: Sir_Chargon [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Darkpuff CHRISTMAS is HERE! But it's Jun-- IT'S CHRISTMAS! Whatever... EVIL THINGS appeared! EVIL THINGS are RUINING CHRISTMAS! This is a really screwed up PokéBattle... YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT! I'm the Webmaster. I MADE this place. Uh... Oh yeah... EVIL THINGS knocked over CHRISTMAS TREE! ...I'll just let this go. DARKPUFF appeared! Darkpuff? Why is it wearing a Santa hat? IT'S CHRISTMAS! For the last time: IT IS NOT CHRISTMAS! DARKPUFF is ANGRY! Uh, BYE! SIR_CHARGON ran away! Player: Darkpuff (4-1-1) Last Battle: Loss vs. Darth (Brooks) EVIL THINGS are RUINING CHRISTMAS! JIGGLY! [STOP!] EVIL THINGS ignored DARKPUFF! Jiggly PUFF PUFF! [Don't make me angry!] EVIL THINGS ignored DARKPUFF! Jiggly... PUFF!! [THAT'S IT! DIE!] DARKPUFF is ANGRY! EVIL THINGS noticed DARKPUFF! EVIL THINGS are ANGRY! EVIL THINGS want to fight! Jigglypuff! [Go me!] GO! DARKPUFF! EVIL THINGS sent out BIG EVIL THING! Jiggly... [Dinner...] DARKPUFF instantly devoured BIG EVIL THING! EVIL THINGS are HESITATING! EVIL THINGS sent out EVIL THINGS! Jigglypuff. [This is too easy.] DARKPUFF used BUG-EYED, DROOLING, FLYING BLACK DESTROYING EATER! DARKPUFF ate EVIL THINGS! DARKPUFF won! Jiggly! [Yep!] DARKPUFF saved CHRISTMAS! Puff... [Nappy time.] 6/10/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 24: STARTING WITH THE STORM BADGE Player: Jade [no record.] JADE is taking a WALK! Ooh, look. An innocent-looking person is taking a walk, yeah yeah... Am I going to meet Darkpuff? NO! Okay. DARKPUFF walked by HAPPILY! ... CID appeared! AAH! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT! CID wants to fight! On what grounds? YOU are KACHI CITY GYM LEADER! Oh yeah... forgot about that. Allright kid, I accept your challenge. Three Pokémon each. CID AGREES! OKAY! Go, Voltorb! Go! VOLTORB! CID sent out METALGARURUMON! I said POKéMON! CID only has HITMONLEE as a POKéMON! Erg... Fine. Voltorb, Light Screen! VOLTORB used LIGHT SCREEN! VOLTORB is BLIND! Huh? JADE is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! LIGHT SCREEN blocked LIGHT! O...kay... METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! Critical hit! Hah... Voltorb's weak, but still consicous. Explosion now! VOLTORB used EXPLOSION! VOLTORB disappeared in a PUFF of SMOKE! ARRRGGG! LET ME FIGHT NORMALLY! CID withdrew METALGARURUMON! I wish I didn't HAVE to only use Electric-types... Go, Raichu! The enemy's winning! Go, RAICHU! Just a reminder, Narrator: my winning streak reflects your payment. NARRATOR works for FREE! Uh.. Crap. CID sent out ANGEMON! Another Digimon, huh? Raichu, Thunderbolt attack! RAICHU used THUNDERBOLT! It's super effective! Ha! ANGEMON used HAND OF FATE! And that does...? GIANT HAND crushed RAICHU! ...Oh. RAICHU fainted! Graaa... Go, Jolteon! CID withdrew ANGEMON! CID sent out HITMONLEE! HA! You finally sent out your only Pokémon, huh? CID says HITMONLEE is STRONGER than it LOOKS! HITMONLEE thinks it looks WEAK now! HIMTONLEE's MORALE greatly fell! Hahaha! Raise your Pokémon better, kid! Jolteon, Pinmissile! JOLTEON used PINMISSILE! PINS hit MISSILE! I really hate this Narrator... MISSILE DROPPED! On? ...On JOLTEON! If you had some sort of body, Narrator, I'd... MISSILE exploded! Ooooo... Why can't Voltorb explode like that? JOLTEON died! CID won! WHAT!? YOU HEARD ME! NOW GIVE THE KID A BADGE! Fine... Here you go. Get out of my face. CID got STORM BADGE! CID left! I was just taking a walk... Only a walk... 6/11/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 25: DOWN THE DRAIN Player: Cid [3-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Jade Heh heh... I have a Storm Badge now! CID has STORM BADGE! I know that. And I'm going for a Crystal Badge, but you keep interrupting me. CID is in KAYUBA CITY! Duh. Now to find the Gym. Aha! STORM DRAIN appeared! ... STORM DRAIN wants to fight! What the!? CID is confused! AAH! NO! It hurt itself in its confusion! Must you make me punch myself in the FACE? YES! I figured. STORM DRAIN sent out SEWER WATER! Eew! That smell...! Aah, I won't be beaten by a Storm Drain! Go, Angemon! Go! ANGEMON! Enemy SEWER WATER used SPLASH! Splash? HAHAHAHA! It's super effective! HAHA, ahaha... ha... Angemon, Hand of Fate! ANGEMON used HAND OF FATE! GIANT HAND crushed SEWER WATER! It didn't affect Enemy SEWER WATER! Uh... Enemy SEWER WATER used STENCH! Critical hit! Arrg... What? ANGEMON is evolving! Huh? It is? ANGEMON evolved into MAGNAANGEMON! LALI HO! Final Fantasy IV! For the Super NES... If you can find it! ...Whatever. MagnaAngemon, use your Gate of Destiny attack! MAGNAANGEMON used GATE OF DESTINY! VORTEX was MADE! Enemy SEWER WATER was SUCKED INTO VORTEX! Enemy STORM DRAIN was SUCKED INTO VORTEX! CID won! That worked. KAYUBA CITY POKéMON CENTER was SUCKED INTO VORTEX! Uh... KAYUBA CITY POKéMART was SUCKED INTO VORTEX! MagnaAngemon, stop this thing! MAGNAANGEMON doesn't KNOW HOW! KAYUBA CITY GYM was SUCKED INTO VORTEX! NOOO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THE GYM! MAGNAANGEMON was SUCKED INTO VORTEX! And him... CID was SUCKED INTO VORTEX! And me. [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 26 -- BATTLE 27 -- BATTLE 28 -- BATTLE 29 -- BATTLE 30 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 6/6/12/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 26: I DON'T THINK WE'RE IN SHADOW VERSION ANYMORE... Player: Cid [4-1-0] Last battle: Win vs. Storm Drain CID landed on BUILDING ROOF! Ow... CID is NOT IN SHADOW VERSION ANYMORE! Well, DUH! Uh... Where's MagnaAngemon? NARRATOR doesn't KNOW! Great. Now I have to look for it. CID jumped off BUILDING! I figured you'd have me do something like that... CID landed in LEAF PILE! Huh? It's not fall... KID appeared! Hi. KID is ANGRY! Kid wants to fight? YES! KID used KICK! CID was KICKED in the SHIN! OW! You little brat! WarGreymon, go! Go! WARGREYMON! KID is FRIGHTENED! Why? It's just a Digimon. A really big and menacing one at that. KID ran away SCREAMING! ...I think this is a bad thing. SIRENS are HEARD! Okay, it was. WarGreymon, come back! Enough! WARGREYMON! CID ran away! POLICE CARS followed in pursuit! They have cops here too? YES! POLICE CAR used SHOOT! POLICE CAR SHOT at CID! What the...!? How dare you shoot at a minor! PREPARE TO DIE! The enemy's numerous! Go, METALGARURUMON! POLICE CAR used SHOOT! POLICE CAR SHOT at METALGARURUMON! It didn't affect METALGARURUMON! POLICE is HESITATING! MetalGarurumon, use your Ice Wolfclaw! METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! It was frozen solid! Okay! Return! METALGARURUMON, return! Let's run! Can't escape! Huh? Why? MORE POLICE CARS appeared! Uh... POLICE CARS surrounded CID! POLICE CARS used ATTEMPT TO REASON! POLICE: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! NOW! That's reasoning!? To be continued... 6/13/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 27: MENTAL BLAST Player: Cid [5-1-0] Last battle: Win vs. Kid CID is at POLICE STATION! SHUT UP! I KNOW! POLICE is LOOKING at CID! ...What? DOCTOR appeared! DOCTOR: Now, tell me vat zee problem eez. I don't HAVE a problem! DOCTOR: I vas told you ver talking to yourself vhile being taken here. I wasn't. It was the Narrator. DOCTOR is confused! Hurt him in his confusion... DOCTOR: Vat? Arrg... THAT'S IT! I CAN'T STAND IT! DOCTOR: Tell me about your mother. SHUT UP! HERCULESKABUTERIMON, GO! HERCULESKABUTERIMON couldn't GO! Huh? WHERE ARE MY POKéBALLS!? DOCTOR: Poké...Ballz? Huh? This isn't Shadow Version, and this can't be that Earth place the Webmaster told me about... DOCTOR: Zere zeemz to be no hope for him. Take him avay. ORDERLIES appear! ORDERLIES drag CID to VAN! DOCTOR: And you can hav theez. DOCTOR gave CID POKéBALLS! Heh heh heh... Thanks... Heh heh... VAN drives AWAY! GET ME OUT, WARGREYMON! Go! WARGREYMON! WARGREYMON is too BIG to be in VAN! VAN exploded! HAHAHAA!! ORDERLIES want to fight! TERRA FORCE! WARGREYMON used TERRA FORCE! ORDERLIES fainted! This world is too easy. CID won! 6/14/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 2 8: HI! EVERYTHING'S ON SALE TODAY! Player: Digiman [0-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Cid Do-do-lo-dee! THAT is not SUPERMAN THEME! Well, if you could tell me what it was, I WOULD BE SINGING IT, DOOMBAS! DIGIMAN is FALLING! Huh? AAH! PULL UP! DIGIMAN PULLed UP his PANTS! DIGIMAN is FLYING AGAIN! I don't like you. DIGI-SHADES are BEEPING! Hello? VOICE is TALKING! NARRATOR is JEALOUS! NARRATOR blew up SHADES! HEY! You dolt, that was my only pair! And... I CAN'T SEE!! DIGIMAN is FALLING! DIGIMAN FELL into GLASSES STORE! Well, THAT was a real twist of fate, HUH? CASHIER: Hi! Everything's on sale today! I'd like a pair of shades. CASHIER: Hi! Everything's on sale today! I'd like a pair of shades, please. CASHIER: Hi! Everything's on sale today! SHUT UP AND GET ME SOME SHADES! CASHIER: Hi! Everything's on sale today! Ugh. fine, I'll get my own... DIGIMAN got SHADES! Here. I'll buy these. CASHIER: Hi! Everything's on sale today! ARRG! If you won't let me buy them, I'm taking them then! DIGIMAN is LEAVING! GUN cocked! CASHIER: PAY FOR THAT! You'll just say 'Hi! Everything's on sale today!' again. CASHIER never says THAT! ... CASHIER wants to fight! Fine! Go, Machinedramon! Go! MACHINEDRAMON! CASHIER sent out CASHIER! Machinedramon, Giga Cannon! MACHINEDRAMON used GIGA CANNON! Critical hit! Hah! CASHIER used PAY DAY! I figured as much. MACHINEDRAMON was RECYCLED! WHAT!? CASHIER received Ľ1,000,000,000! CASHIER: Bye! Take the store, I'm overthrowing Megasoft! CASHIER ran away! Uh... DIGIMAN won! Woohoo? 6/15/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 29: A LOAF OF DISASTER Player: Darth (Brooks) [1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Darkpuff DARTH is HOPELESSLY LOST! Well, of course I am. How original... DARTH is in FOREST OF RETURN! Forest of Return? Isn't it Forest of NO Return? NO! DARTH ran into TREE! Oh no... TREE ran away! THAT was new. LOAFY appeared! Loafy? LOAFY is loafing around! This is probably the most unoriginal PokéBattle of all time. YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT! Oh just SHUT UP! Let me fight something, because I wanna take a nap! LOAFY wants to fight! Fine. Go me. The enemy's easy! Go, DARTH! LOAFY sent out MEATLOAF! ...Meatloaf? MEATLOAF can be passed as a Pokémon!? What's this world coming to? MEATLOAF used MEATLOAF BLASTER! ... MEATLOAF was thoroughly BLASTED! Uh... MEATLOAF died! Heh heh... LOAFY sent out LOAF OF BREAD! Guitar Smash! DARTH used GUITAR SMASH! LOAF OF BREAD used... Bread Blaster? KILL! DARTH died! I was killed by a loaf of bread!? This is... I can't even THINK of the word! And... I AM DEATH! YOU are NOT DEATH! YOU are DARTH BROOKS! Ugh... YOU are DEAD! YOU are NOT supposed to TALK! Argliness. LOAFY won! 6/16/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 3 0: FLINT: A WARRIOR TOO Player: Cid [7-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Orderlies CID is taking a WALK! I said shut up! I KNOW I'M TAKING A WALK!! CID is CRAZY! Errr... MAGNAANGEMON appeared! FINALLY! I was looking everywhere for you! MAGNAANGEMON said it was looking for YOU! Well, let's just go. Use your portal thingy and get us back. MAGNAANGEMON didn't MAKE PORTAL! Why? CID must get GYM, POKéMART, and POKéMON CENTER! Um... Aren't those flying buildings the ones we're looking for? Uh... YES! Okay, MagnaAngemon, let's do it! MAGNAANGEMON used MAGNA ANTIDOTE! ...? CID is BACK in SHADOW VERSION! MAGNAANGEMON is BACK! POKéMON CENTER is BACK! POKéMART is BACK! GYM is BACK! There. FLINT appeared! Who is THAT? Looks like that Musashi guy from the game... BRAVE FENCER MUSASHI! Now only $29.99 at your local Wal-Mart! Will you STOP THAT!? FLINT wants to fight! Fine. Hitmonlee, I choose you! Go! HITMONLEE! FLINT sent out GETALONG! That? HAHAHAHAHA!!! CID missed his TURN! Ahaha... Aww... GETALONG used GETALONG BEAM! HITMONLEE is HAPPY! Okay... Hitmonlee, return! Come back! HITMONLEE! HerculesKabuterimon, you're up! The enemy's... Oh the hell with it! Go, HERCULESKABUTERIMON! FLINT withdrew GETALONG! FLINT sent out MESBEE! Mega Electro Shocker now! HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER! CITY suffered from POWER OUTAGE! Uh... MESBEE used SHAPESHIFT! MESBEE SHAPESHIFTed into MESBEE MASTER! ...That's a big monster. Giga Scissor Claw! HERCULESKABUTERIMON used GIGA SCISSOR CLAW! Critical hit! MESBEE MASTER fainted! Hah! CITY recovered from POWER OUTAGE! Did you need to tell me that? YES! FLINT sent out FLINT! Battling yourself, huh? Fine, so will I! HERCULESKABUTERIMON, return! CID sent out CID! FLINT used FLINT STRIKE! Flint? Isn't that what you need to start fires? YES! Uh... Uh-oh. CID burst into FLAMES! AAAH! CID is RUNNING AROUND! FIRE is SPREADING! Aha! A river! Jump in now! CID jumped in RIVER! FIRE was EXTINGUISHED! Aaaaaahhh... CID jumped out of RIVER! Okay, shorty, let's finish this! FLINT used FOSSIL BEAM! That doesn't sound good. CID was turned to STONE! Figures. FLINT won! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 31 -- BATTLE 32 -- BATTLE 33 -- BATTLE 34 -- BATTLE 35 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 6/18/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 31: CRYSTALLINE CHAOS Player: Cid [7-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Flint CID is in KAYUBA GYM! Hey, GYM LEADER! COME OUT! VINCENT is COWERING in CORNER! ... VINCENT: Is it safe to come out now? Uh... yeah. VINCENT came OUT! I wanna battle you for a Crystal Badge. VINCENT says OKAY! VINCENT wants to fight! Allrighty then! Go, Hitmonlee! The enemy's a Gym Leader! Go, HITMONLEE! VINCENT sent out EEVEE! Ha! Even a beginner Pokémon Trainer knows that Fighting types take out Normal types! Hitmonlee, Roll-- CID lost his turn! What the!? CID has expired TIME LIMIT! There's a time limit here? Crud. EEVEE used SAND-ATTACK! HITMONLEE's ACCURACY fell! Hitmonlee, Rolling Kick! HITMONLEE used ROLLING KICK! HITMONLEE's attack missed! Arg. EEVEE used TAKE DOWN! Critical hit! HITMONLEE fainted! What!? An EEVEE beat my Pokémon? CID is confused! NO I'M NOT! It hurt itself in its confusion! Ugh... MetalGarurumon, I choose you! Go! METALGARURUMON! EEVEE used TACKLE! It didn't affect METALGARURUMON! Hah! MetalGarurumon's a Steel/Ice type, you dolt! Ice Wolfclaw attack, now! METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! It's frozen solid! VINCENT withdrew EEVEE! VINCENT sent out MEOWTH! Meowth!? You're kidding, right? VINCENT says MEOWTH is STRONG! Whatever. CID lost his turn! STOP THAT! MEOWTH used DOUBLE TEAM! It made itself more evasive! MetalGarurumon, Ice Wolfclaw that thing into ice cream! METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! METALGARURUMON's attack missed! It kept going and crashed! This doesn't sound good... ...Into VINCENT! I'd figure as much. But do I get my Badge? NO! Okay... CID has been BANNED FROM KAYUBA GYM! WHAT?! BUT I NEED THIS BADGE TO ENTER THE SHADOW LEAGUE! CID used INCESSANT WHINING! It's extremely annoying! VINCENT broke out of ICE! VINCENT snapped! This isn't good... VINCENT gave CID CRYSTAL BADGE! Maybe it is. VINCENT threw CID out of GYM! VINCENT threw METALGARURUMON out of GYM! Uh... CID won! Okay. To the next Gym! ... 6/19/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 32: WHO'S WHO? Player: Cid [ 8-2-0] 8-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Vincent CID now has TWO BADGES! Yep! CID is now SUPERBALL LEVEL! Oh yeah... I forgot. Now, to find some Trainers to battle. CID is LOOKING for TRAINERS! Hey, that skinny shady-looking guy over there looks like a good challenge. CID walks up to SHADY GUY! Hey, wanna battle? SHADY GUY says he is the REAL SLIM SHADY! Ugh... Stupid Eminem... SHADY GUY took off DISGUISE! ...And? ...And... SHADY GUY is EMINEM! BLARG! EMINEM wants to fight! *sigh* Fine. Go, HerculesKabuterimon! The enemy's famous! Go, HERCULESKABUTERIMON! EMINEM sent out EMINEM! Okay... HerculesKabu-- HERCULEKABUTERIMON asked EMINEM for AUTOGRAPH! Since when could giant gold beetles talk? And... WHY ARE YOU NOT FIGHTING HIM?! HERCULESKABUTERIMON said it LIKES EMINEM! Uh... Okay... HERCULESKABUTERIMON joined EMINEM! This is bad. EMIMEM sent out HERCULESKABUTERIMON! ...Eek. CID hasn't sent out a POKéMON yet! AAH! Go, WarGreymon! Go! WARGREYMON! HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER! It's super effective! WarGreymon, talk some sense into that giant bug! WARGREYMON used ARGUE! WARGREYMON called HERCULESKABUTERIMON a TRAITOR! HERCULESKABUTERIMON realizes THAT! HERCULESKABUTERIMON flew AWAY in SHAME! ...That wasn't the desired effect, but it worked nonetheless. EMINEM sent out EMINEM! WarGreymon, I'll do this! Enough! WARGREYMON! CID sent out CID! EMINEM used SHADY! EMINEM is the REAL SHADY! Um... Uh... I'm the real Cid! It's super effective! Huh? What? What did I do? CID is the REAL CID! EMINEM can't STAND IT! Okay... EMINEM ran away! Dork. CID won! Did anybody else notice there was no actual battling in this PokéBattle? ...NO! 6/20/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 33: THE MONOPOLY GUY Player: Cashier [ 0-1-0] 0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Digiman CASHIER is TRYING to TAKE OVER MEGASOFT! Would you mind? I'm already stuck in a dusty air vent eavesdropping, I don't need much noise to give me away right now... Hey! There he is! BOB DOORS appeared! The president of Megaso...AAH! CASHIER fell through VENT! CAHIER landed on BOB DOORS! Uh... Sorry. BOB DOORS is ANGRY! I said I was sorry! BOB DOORS wants to fight! Okay... BOB DOORS sent out COMPUTER! Uh... Go... Go! QUARTER! Quarter? CASHIER is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Oww... COMPUTER used GLASSPANELS 2000! COMPUTER has been UPGRADED to GLASSPANELS 2000! Okay... Quarter, use your... uh... Tackle attack? QUARTER does not KNOW TACKLE! Then what does it have? QUARTER used PAY DAY! I'd figure... BOB DOORS was FORCED to PAY CASHIER 25˘! ... COMPUTER used... COMPUTER performed an ILLEGAL OPERATION! What the!? COMPUTER shut DOWN! COMPUTER fainted! Yay! BOB DOORS sent out BOB DOORS! Quarter, return! Enough! QUARTER! Go me! The enemy's got a monopoly! Go, CASHIER! BOB DOORS used MONOPOLIZE! BOB DOORS has a MONOPOLY! Well, duh. You said that a few seconds ago. CASHIER realized he can't COMPETE with BOB DOORS! Yes I can! Pay Day attack! CASHIER doesn't know PAY DAY! Huh? But I used it against that weird guy... CASHIER doesn't have a JOB! CASHIER can't get PAID! Oh... BOB DOORS used SECURITY! TOUGH GUYS appeared! Uh... I don't think this is good... TOUGH GUYS grabbed CASHIER! I was right. TOUGH GUYS threw CASHIER out of BUILDING! Oww! At least you could have had me land on something besides my FACE! BOB DOORS won! 6/21/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 344: MONOPOLY VS. MONOTONY Player: Bob Doors [ 1-0-0] 1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Cashier There. Now that the Cashier is out of the way, I can perfect Glasspanels 2000... DARKPUFF appeared! Darkpuff? You mean that evil Jigglypuff nobody can defeat? YES! Oh... Okay. BOB DOORS goes BACK to WORK! DARKPUFF ate WORK! Hey! I was almost DONE there! But you did put a new spin on will work for food... BOB DOORS is DIGESTING! Huh? DARKPUFF ate BOB DOORS while he was RAMBLING! Oh... HEY! BOB DOORS climbed out of DARKPUFF! Now look, I'm the president of Megaso... BOB DOORS is DIGESTING! STOP THAT! BOB DOORS climbed out of DARKPUFF! Security! TOUGH GUYS appeared! DARKPUFF wants to fight! Okay. Security, please escort this... DRAKPUFF ate TOUGH GUYS! ...I don't like you. I guess I'l have to use my computer again. The enemy's INVINCIBLE! Go, COMPUTER! DARKPUFF is EXAMINING COMPUTER! Uh... DARKPUFF likes COMPUTER! Okay... DARKPUFF is PLAYING on COMPUTER! COMPUTER performed an ILLEGAL OPERATION! Uh-oh. COMPUTER shut DOWN! DARKPUFF is ANGRY! It happens. I can fix it... heh heh... DARKPUFF used BUG-EYED, DROOLING, FLYING BLACK DESTROYING EATER! DARKPUFF ate BOB DOORS! This again? BOB DOORS was DIGESTED! BOB DOORS died! DARKPUFF won! Great. DARKPUFF took COMPUTER! What the!? YOU'RE DEAD! DON'T TALK! DARKPUFF left! CASHIER appeared! Again? CASHIER is now PRESIDENT of MEGASOFT! Arg. 6/23/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 35: The Man With the Gold and Silver Pokémon Player: Cid [8-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Vincent Now I need a new Pokémon... CID is SEARCHING for POKéMON! This Narrator is dumber than Ash... CID turned into PIDGEY! Pidgey?! Pidgey Pidgey!! NARRATOR is LAUGHING! Pidgey Pidgey Pidgey! PIDGEY turned into CID! Dork... CID turned into-- AAH! SORRY!! Thats better. CHIKORITA appeared! Isnt that a Gold and Silver Pokémon? YES! Arg... That means I cant catch it until October 16th... Stupid Webmaster rule... CHIKORITA is WALKING AWAY! Ohhhhh... SCREW IT!! Im catching this thing! Hitmonlee, GO! Go! HITMONLEE! CHIKORITA stopped! Okay! Hitmonlee, Rolling Kick! HITMONLEE used ROLLING KICK! CHIKORITA is ROLLING AWAY! What lame excuses for attacks... FOLLOW IT!! CID and HITMONLEE are FOLLOWING CHIKORITA! CHIKORITA stopped! Okay! Lets get ready to battle it some more... CHIKORITA is ANGRY! Well, duh. What? CHIKORITA is evolving! I thought that only happened AFTER battles? NO! CHIKORITA evolved into BAYLEEF! Cool! Hitmonlee, Meditate! HITMONLEE used MEDITATE! HITMONLEE: Oummmm... Oummmm... Ugh... Youre worthless! Ill fight this thing myself! HITMONLEE! Return! Go me! The enemy evolved! Go, CID! BAYLEEF used RAZOR LEAF! Ow! Hey! Stop it! That hurts! Critical hit! DUH! Now, time to capture it! SuperBall, GO! OAK: CID! Now is not the time to use that! What the!? Professor Oak? Youre supposed to be in Black Version... BLACK VERSION! Now #10 in the POKéBATTLES NETWORK! Yeah, yeah... SuperBall, GO! OAK: CID! Now is not the time to use that! YOURE STILL HERE!? Its only been 10 seconds. Youre getting on my bad side, Narrator... BAYLEEF is WALKING AWAY! Oh no you dont! SuperBall, GO! OAK: CID! Now is not the time to use that! I dont give a damn! SuperBall, GO! CID used SUPERBALL! OAK: CID! Now is... Hey! BAYLEEF was caught! Give new nickname for BAYLEEF? BAYLEEF. CID captued BAYLEEF! Heh heh... OAK wants to fight! Huh? Youre still bugging me? To be Continued... [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - > _________________________________________________________________ Transfer interrupted! A> -- BATTLE 37 -- BATTLE 38 -- BATTLE 39 -- BATTLE 40 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 6/24/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 36: You're Still Here? Player: Cid [9-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Bayleef OAK wants to fight! I know, I know... OAK sent out BULBASAUR! Dork. WarGreymon, GO! Go! WARGREYMON! BULBASAUR used VINE WHIP! It's not very effective... Hah! Ever since Gold and Silver made Steel-type, Ive hardly ever lost! Then what about those two Battles you lost? Shut up. I said HARDLY. I didnt say I never lost. Touché. CID lost his turn! What the--!? But this isnt a gym... OAK likes that rule! Freak... BULBASAUR is gathering sunlight! SolarBeam, huh? WarGreymon, Terra Force! WARGREYMON used TERRA FORCE! Its super effective! BULBASAUR fainted! Hahaha! OAK sent out CHARMANDER! Okay, this might not be good. WarGreymon, return! Enough! WARGREYMON! What could be effective against Fire... I dont have anything! So Ill have to send out Hitmonlee... Go! HITMONLEE! CHARMANDER used FLAMETHROWER! Huh. Hes still consious. Hitmonlee, Mega Kick! HITMONLEE used MEGA KICK! HITMONLEE kicked WARGREYMON and METALGARURUMON! ...I hate you...And nobodys probably going to get that joke... CHARMANDER used SCRATCH! HITMONLEE fainted! Thought so. WarGreymon, go. The enemys a Pokémon expert! Go, WARGREYMON! CHARMANDER used FIRE BLAST! ...Not super effective? Must be because WarGreymons a Fire-type too. Oh well. Terra Force, WarGreymon! WARGREYMON used TERRA FORCE! Its not very effective... CHARMANDER fainted! Heh heh... OAK sent out SQUIRTLE! Huh? Oh, crap... WarGreymon, come back! WARGREYMON, return! What could I use... I know! Go, Bayleef! The enemys weak! Go, BAYLEEF! SQUIRTLE used HYDRO PUMP! Its not very effective... Oak, you dork! You should know that Grass-types have the advantage over Water-types, of all people! OAK forgot! Thats because youre an old coot. OAK is ASHAMED! So? Bayleef, SolarBeam! BAYLEEF is gathering sunlight! SQUIRTLE used TACKLE! Heh heh... Youre still going to lose. BAYLEEF used SOLARBEAM! Its super effective! SQUIRTLE fainted! OAK ran away in shame! Heh heh... I guess Oak was right when he said he was too old for Pokémon Training... CID won! 6/25/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 37: You're OUT! Player: Grandpa [5-6-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Darkpuff GRANDPA is in FOREST OF RETURN! Yes, I am... So go away... LOCAL ANGRY MOB appeared! Who are they again? LOCAL ANGRY MOB wants to KILL GRANDPA! Oh. Uh... AAH! Cant escape! Yeah, I thought so. LOCAL ANGRY MOB sent out EVOLUMAN! Okay then... Go, Hugestick! Go! HUGESTICK! Enemy EVOLUMAN used EVOLVE! What the...!? Dosnt that guy have any type of intelligence? NO! Okay. What? HUGESTICK is evolving! HUGESTICK evolved into BASEBALL BAT! Uh... Okay... Baseball Bat, attack! BASEBALL BAT used SLAM! Its a GRAND SLAM! Um... Enemy EVOLUMAN was sent SOARING over HORIZON! ...Cool. LOCAL ANGRY MOB sent out HOLY JOE! Baseball Bat, Slam attack! BASEBALL BAT used SLAM! BASEBALL BATs attack missed! Uh-oh... Enemy HOLY JOE used PREACH! It didnt affect BASEBALL BAT! Slam him again! BASEBALL BAT used SLAM! BASEBALL BATs attack missed! Again? YES! Enemy HOLY JOE used PRAY! Enemy HOLY JOEs SPIRITUALITY greatly rose! Allrighty then... Baseball Bat, Slam! BASEBALL BAT used SLAM! BASEBALL BATs attack missed! Jeez... BASEBALL BAT missed 3 TIMES! Yeah, so? BASEBALL BAT struck OUT! BASEBALL BAT fainted! What the--!? GRANDPA struck OUT! What? I didnt do anything... GRANDPA fainted! Hey! This isnt fair! YOU are FAINTED! YOU are NOT supposed to TALK! Hmph. LOCAL ANGRY MOB won! 6/26/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 38: Critical Hit! Player: Cid [10-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Professor Oak CID is in HIGHLAND MOUNTAIN RANGE! Yes... I am... So shut up... CID has been CLIMBING MOUNTAN! CID is STRUGGLING to BREATHE! So... What? TUNNEL was at ROAD! CID is a DORK! CID did not TAKE TUNNEL! Shut up... I said... GEODUDE appeared! Cool... Go... Bayleef... Go! BAYLEEF! GEODUDE ran away! Uh... HUNDREDS OF GEODUDE appeared! This is not... good... HUNDREDS OF GEODUDE used ROCK THROW! Critical hit! Critical hit! Critical hit! BAYLEEF fainted! ... Critical hit! Huh? Its already... fainted! Critical hit! BAYLEEF... Critical hit! RETURN! Enough! BAYLEEF! Its super effective! Its super effective! Huh? OW! Stop throwing... rocks at... ME! Its super effective! Critical hit! Go... MetalGarurumon! The enemys throwing rocks! Go, METALGARURUMON! Its not very effective... Its not very effective... Critical hit! MetalGarurumon... use your... Ice... Wolfclaw! Its not very effective... Critical hit! METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! Its super effective! 80 GEODUDE fainted! Its not very effective... Its not very effective... HUNDREDS OF GEODUDE used EXPLOSION! Its not very effective... Good thing it didnt... Critical hit! OW!! HOLE appeared in MOUNTAIN! CID and METALGARURUMON fell through HOLE! This isnt good... To be Continued... 6/27/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 39: Tyranitar, the... Tyrant? Player: Cid [10-2-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Hundreds of Geodude CID is in HIGHLAND TUNNEL! I KNOW THAT! Now how to get out... Its dark in here! ... ... HIKER appeared! Hey... Maybe he knows the way out? HIKER wants to fight! Uh... Fine. Go, MetalGarurumon! Go! METALGARURUMON! HIKER sent out TYRANITAR! Tyranitar!? Thats a Gold and Silver Pokémon! TYRANITAR used THRASH! Its not very effective... Critical hit! That would hurt nonetheless... MetalGarurumon, use-- METALGARURUMON devolved into GABUMON! What in the...!? MetalGar...uh... Gabumon, return! Enough! GABUMON! Go, WarGreymon! The enemys strong! Go, WARGREYMON! TYRANITARs thrashing around! Its not very effective... WarGreymo-- WARGREYMON devolved into AGUMON! You too!? Ugh. Return! Return, AGUMON! Bayleef, GO! Go! BAYLEEF! TYRANITARs thrashing around! BAYLEEF fainted! Man, that things strong. Im running! Cant escape! Go! CID! What!? But I didn't say go me! TYRANITAR thinks CID has a POINT! TYRANITAR is confused! ... It hurt CID in its confusion! OW!! That really, REALLY hurt! Me, use Low Kick! CID does not know LOW KICK! Uh... Then what do I have? CID used SPLASH! WHAT!? It was extremely stupid! HIKER is LAUGHING! TYRANITAR is LAUGHING! Shut up! TYRANITAR fainted in its laughter! HIKER fainted in its laughter! CID won! Erg... Im leaving! CID ran away! 6/28/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 40: The Mystery Man Player: Cid [11-2-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Hiker Huh... What made MetalGarurumon and WarGreymon devolve? CID does not have CREST! Crest? That stupid thing? I doubt theres one in Shadow Version... YES there IS! Really!? Where? DARK PLAINS! BLARG!! Blarg? DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR AWAY THAT PLACE IS!? YES! ...Fine...Ill go to that damn place. Only for my Digimon... PIDGEOT appeared! A wild Pidgeot? NO! Then whos... MYSTERIOUS FIGURE appeared! ...Never mind... MYSTERIOUS FIGURE said to GET ON PIDGEOT! ...Okay... PIDGEOT used FLY! PIDGEOT FLEW to MAKZEN TOWN! Whoah... That was fast... MYSTERIOUS FIGURE demands PAYMENT! What!? Ľ1000 PLEASE! I dont have that kind of money! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE is ANGRY! Go fig. MYSTERIOUS FIGURE wants to fight! *sigh* Fine. Go, Agumon! Go! AGUMON! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE sent out CLOYSTER! Uh-oh... Agumon, PepperBreath! CLOYSTER used HYDRO PUMP! Its super effective! Critical hit! AGUMON fainted! ...Go, Gabumon! The enemys mysterious! Go, GABUMON! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE withdrew CLOYSTER! Good. MYSTERIOUS FIGURE sent out MAGMAR! NOT good. MAGMAR used FIRE BLAST! Its super effective! GABUMON fainted! Erg... Hitmonlee, go! Go! HITMONLEE! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE withdrew MAGMAR! Hitmonlee, get ready to use... MYSTERIOUS FIGURE sent out ESPEON! Hi Jump-- ESPEON used PSYCHIC! Howd he do that so fast!? It's super effective! HITMONLEE fainted! I dont have any more Pokémon... Go! CID! Ohhhhhh no! Not again! Im running, even if you DO call me a coward! I dont stand a chance against him! No! Theres no running from a Trainer Battle! Arrrrrg... MYSTERIOUS FIGURE withdrew ESPEON! ... MYSTERIOUS FIGURE sent out GEN-RYUU! A Charizar... Wait a second... Whys it black? Pokédex, analyze! CID used POKéDEX! POKéDEX: Pokémon unknown. Type: Dark/Psychic Unknown!? GEN-RYUU used ULTIMA CANNON! Critical hit! No... I cant lose... again... CID fainted! To be Continued? [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 41 -- BATTLE 42 -- BATTLE 43 -- BATTLE 44 -- BATTLE 45 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 6/29/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 41: Death Match -- Or Death Wish? Player: Mysterious Figure [1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Cid MYSTERIOUS FIGURE is WALKING! Will you stop calling me Mysterious Figure? My names Kenji. Okay then... KENJI is WALKING! Thats better. I think... DARKPUFF appeared! Ah, the infamous Shadow Jigglypuff. I suppose you want to eat me? YES! Well then, youre going to have to fight me! Go, Pidgeot! That was a stupid move! Go, PIDGEOT! Pidgeot, Fly! PIDGEOT used FLY! It flew up into the sky! DARKPUFF kept going and crashed! ... PIDGEOT used FLY! It had extremely little effect! NARRATOR is quite IMPRESSED! Pidgeot, Hyper Beam! PIDGEOT used HYPER BEAM! DARKPUFF was sent SOARING over HORIZON! Good. Thatll buy time. Pidgeot, return! Enough! PIDGEOT! Go, Gen-Ryuu! Go! GEN-RYUU! DARKPUFF lunged at GEN-RYUU! ...Fast little bugger. Gen-Ryuu, Depression Blast attack! GEN-RYUU used DEPRESSION BLAST! It just stayed there! Now, carry me up! KENJI climbed on GEN-RYUU! It flew up into the sky! DARKPUFF is ANGRY! Isnt it always? DEPRESSION BLAST fired! Its super effective! Critical hit! NARRATOR is in SHOCK! Hm. Return, Gen-Ryuu! GEN-RYUU, come back! KENJI is FALLING! I know that! DARKPUFF is WATING EXPECTANTLY below KENJI with its MOUTH open! Ill give it a taste... of PAIN! DIMENSIONAL FISSURE! KENJI used DIMENSIONAL FISSURE! VORTEX opened around DARKPUFF! Its sucking DARKPUFF in! My ultimate attack... DARKPUFF was torn into tiny bits! ...Egh. Not a pretty sight... ...Then REASSEMBLED! WHAT!? DARKPUFF is ENRAGED! Crap. DARKPUFF used SUMMON MINIONS! MINIONS appeared! Darkpuff has minions? MINIONS are BEATING UP KENJI! Hey... Ow... STOP!! MINIONS didnt STOP! Okay... Thats it... GENESIS!! KENJI used GENESIS! MINIONS were VAPORIZED! DARKPUFF fainted! Heh heh... KENJI won! 6/30/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 42: Home Again? Player: Cid [11-3-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Kenji CID woke up! Ugh... My room? Im back home? YES! Okay... MOM appeared! Hi Mom. MOM is ANGRY! WHAT?! MOM was WORRIED about YOU! Id know, but why are you so mad? BECAUSE YOU LEFT YOUR POKéGEAR AT HOME! ...Oh. I KNEW I forgot something... Can I have it now please? MOM says NO! Huh? Why? MOM says YOU are IRRESPONSIBLE! Irresponsible!? I have two Badges! How can you call THAT irresponsible?! MOM is not IMPRESSED! MOM wants to fight! Okay... Go, Gabumon. Go! TSUNOMON! What the!? It devolved again? YES! MOM sent out CHARMELEON! Youve had a Charmeleon all this time and you never told me!? MOM would have CALLED and SAID SO, but you didnt have POKéGEAR! ...Oh. Tsunomon, attack. TSUNOMON used BUBBLE BLOW! Its super effective! Huh... CHARMELEON used FLAMETHROWER! Its super effective! TSUNOMON fainted! Thought so. Go, Agumon! Go! KOROMON! Not you too! MOM withdrew CHARMELEON! Koromon, use your attack when Mom sends out her next Pokémon. MOM sent out WARTORTLE! Ugh... KOROMON used BUBBLE BLOW! Its not very effective... You know what? SCREW IT! Im going to find that Crest at Dark Plains, so Ill have WarGreymon and MetalGarurumon back. BYE! Return! KOROMON! CID ran away! MOM won! 7/1/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 43: Hard Wood vs. Hard Head Player: Digiman [1-3-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Cashier DIGIMAN is LOOKING for CREST! *sigh* Of course... DIGIMAN is SLIGHTLY ANNOYED at NARRATOR... HEY!! Heh heh... Dolt. DIGIMAN kept going and crashed! This isnt good... ...Into TREE! AAH! TREE ran away! ...Now I guess an entire army of Trees will come after me? NO! Then what? FOREST OF RETURN wants to fight! Oh. FOREST OF RETURN sent out OLD GROWTH! What the?! Whats an Old Growth? OLD GROWTH: The Giant Tree Pokémon. Older than the common Tree, and much stronger as well. It takes hundreds of years for a Tree to evolve into an Old Growth. Height: 30, Weight: 500 lbs. Uh-oh... OLD GROWTH used BRANCH TOSS! OLD GROWTHs attack missed! Grrrr... GO, Puppetmon! The enemys old! Go, PUPPETMON! OLD GROWTH used RAZOR LEAF! Its not very effective... Guess old and wise doesnt apply to this particular Tree... OLD GROWTH! ...Whatever. Puppetmon, control that... Old Growth. PUPPETMON used CONTROL! PUPPETMON is CONTROLLING OLD GROWTH! Good. OLD GROWTH cant move! Now get... Old Growth... to attack the Forest! PUPPETMON used CONTROL! OLD GROWTH used FALL! OLD GROWTH fell on FOREST OF RETURN! It didnt affect FOREST OF RETURN! Uh-oh... OLD GROWTH broke FREE of CONTROL! ACK! Puppetmon, Puppet Pumm-- OLD GROWTH used FALL! OLD GROWTH fell on PUPPETMON! PUPPETMON fainted! Id expect no less... OLD GROWTHs attack continues! Huh? OLD GROWTH fell on DIGIMAN! DIGIMAN fainted! Ouch... FOREST OF RETURN won! 7/2/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 44: Hardy Harr... What Was I Saying? Player: Capp'n Joe [no record] Hardy harr harr! CAPPN JOE used HARDY HARR HARR! Arr, what be the Narrators business here? WEBMASTER is RUNNING out of IDEAS! Yarr... Be I a last resort? YES! Arr... SHIP ran into MOUNTAIN! MOUNTAIN is angry! Uh... Yarr? MOUNTAIN wants to fight! Hardy harr harr! Matey, take care of this, arr! Go! MATEY! MOUNTAIN sent out GIANT ROCK! Arr... What be a Giant Rocks business on this ship? CAPPN JOE forgot about BATTLE! Battle? Arr... And how did ye get here, Narrator? MATEY used PUNCH! MATEY PUNCHed GIANT ROCK! It didnt affect GIANT ROCK! Idiot. Arr... MATEY broke his HAND! Harr harr! MATEY is SCREAMING FOR HELP! Why be ye shouting like that? CAPPN JOE forgot about MATEYs broken HAND! Arr... GIANT ROCK used ROLL! GIANT ROCK is ROLLing around! Yarr...? Why be a Giant Rock on this here ship? CAPPN J... Screw it... GIANT ROCK ran over MATEY! MATEY fainted! Get up, Matey! Teach this Giant Rock a lesson! Theres no will to fight! Yarr... Go, Sword? The enemys a rock! Go, SWORD! GIANT ROCK used ROCK SLIDE! GIANT ROCKS fell on SWORD! Er... Yarr... SWORD fainted! GIANT ROCKs attack continues! Arr, this not be a good thing. GIANT ROCKS fell on CAPPN JOE! Ouch... Arr... CAPPN JOE fainted! MOUNTAIN won! 7/3/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 45: An Honorable Defeat (Yeah Right...) Player: Cid [11-4-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Mom CID is at DARK PLAINS! Finally. Now wheres that Crest? FLOOR is GLOWING! You mean to tell me that the GROUND is the Crest!? One, its FLOOR! Two, did you ever watch The Arrival of Skullgreymon? ...Oh. Now how do I get the Crest? TAG fell from SKY and hit CID in the HEAD! OW!! That hurt! A lot! But thanks, I guess... CID used TAG! FLOOR is GLOWING! CREST OF HONOR appeared in TAG! ...Ran out of ideas again, Webmaster? NO! CREST OF HONOR was made SPECIFICALLY for THIS! ...And DRAGON LEGENDS! Go figure. FLOOR is angry! Uh... FLOOR wants to fight! Okay... Go Koromon? Go! KOROMON! FLOOR sent out MR. CLEAN! ...That was kinda disturbing... MR. CLEAN used ANNOYING JINGLE! Uh-oh... *ahem* MR. CLEEEEEAAAAN! AAH! NO! STOP IT!! IT BURNS!! Its extremely annoying! Grr... Okay, baldy, lets get it on! MR. CLEAN is not MILLS LANE! Will you SHUT UP!? Koromon, Digivolve! CID used CREST OF HONOR! What? KOROMON is WARP-Digivolving! KOROMON WARP-Digivolved into WARGREYMON! Haha! MR. CLEAN used ADVERTIZE! WARGREYMON is COMPELLED to buy MR. CLEAN PRODUCTS! NO! Dont give in, WarGreymon... Hey, $9.99 actually isnt a bad price... WARGREYMON went to WAL-MART to buy a MOP! ... CID lost his turn! It doesnt matter anyway, since WarGreymon left... MR. CLEAN used BALDNESS! ...This should prove to be a rather frightening attack... MR. CLEANs HEAD is SHINING! Huh? OW! MY EYES! CID was BLINDED! MR. CLEAN used HEADBUTT! Critical hit! CID fainted! This has got to be the ultimate indignity... Being beaten by a guy who lives in the floor... FLOOR won! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 - - BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 46 -- BATTLE 47 -- BATTLE 48 -- BATTLE 49 -- BATTLE 50 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 7/4/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 46: One Dark Day Player: Sir_Chargon [1-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Darkpuff This is kind of weird... More than a weeks passed since Doompuff and Red Doompuff have been sealed to that dimensional-gap-thing, and Darkpuff hasnt left... DARKPUFF appeared! Damn you, Narrator... Youre welcome! SIR_CHARGON is DIGESTING! Huh? Oh... Well then how about this? DOOMPOPPER! SIR_CHARGON used DOOMPOPPER! DARKPUFF exploded! DARKPUFF was renamed DARKPUFF BITS! There we go. No more Darkpuff. DARKPUFF BITS reassembled! Uh... DARKPUFF BITS was renamed DARKPUFF! Very, extremely, much... not good. DARKPUFF is ANRGY! AAH! DARKPUFF want to fight! DARKPUFF sent out MINIONS! What the...? Where does he get those? I thought Kenji vaporized them all... DARKPUFF used YELL AT THE MINIONS! MINIONS MORALE greatly fell! MINIONS STRENGTH greatly rose! MINIONS DEFENSE greatly rose! MINIONS SPECIAL greatly rose! MINIONS SPEED gre-- I GET THE IDEA! --atly rose! ... MINIONS used MINION ATTACK! MINIONS are ATTACKing SIR_CHARGON! How original IS this Battle!? MINIONS are still ATTACKing SIR_CHARGON! I know. Now they arent. VERSION WARP! SIR_CHARGON used VERSION WARP! MINIONS turned into METAPOD! METAPOD is ATTACKing SIR_CHARGON! Still? SIR_CHARGON threw METAPOD over HORIZON! Okay... Wait a minute... If I did that to them... VERSION WARP! SIR_CHARGON used VERISON WARP! SIR_CHARGONs attack missed! AGAIN! Not enough PP left for VERSION WARP! ... DARKPUFF ate SIR_CHARGON! Doompopper. DARKPUFF exploded! SIR_CHARGON ran away! 7/5/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 47: The Return to Earth Player: Sir_Chargon [1-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Darkpuff NIGHTPUFF is RAMPAGING though EARTH! And what does that have to do with me? YOU sent it THERE! Oh yeah... But Im stuck here. YOU have PORTAMENSIONS! And thats how I sent Nightpuff to Earth. I dont know which one goes where. ... PORTAMENSION to EARTH appeared! Uh... MasterBall, GO! SIR_CHARGON threw MASTERBALL! MASTERBALL went through PORTAMENSION! ...Didnt expect that... MASTERBALL hit BILL GATES! What the--?! BILL GATES was caught! Okay... Give a nickname to BILL GATES? Uh... BILL GATES was renamed UH...! What the hell!? I didnt... Ah, screw it. SIR_CHARGON went through PORTAMENSION! SIR_CHARGON is in CONVENTION CENTER! CROWD is in CONVENTION CENTER! ... CROWD is angry! This isnt good... CROWD wants to fight! Fine... Go, Bill Gates. SIR_CHARGON sent out UH...! Use your Windows attack. UH... used WINDOWS! CROWD was attacked with FALLING WINDOWS! Cool. CROWD used RIOT! CONVENTION CENTER burst into FLAMES! BWAHAHA... Fire doesnt affect me! SIR_CHARGON burst into FLAMES! Didnt I just... OW! What the hell?! Get it off! FLAMES on SIR_CHARGON disappeared! Thats better. UH... burst into FLAMES! UH... died! Thats not good. CROWD burst into FLAMES! CROWD died! Must everything DIE here? YES! FAINTING is for POKéBATTLES! This IS a PokéBattle. Uh... Erm... FAINTING is for POKéBATTLES UNIVERSE! Whatever. And why are you still here? SIR_CHARGON won! TELL ME!! 7/6/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 48: Narrative Collapse Player: Sir_Chargon [2-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Crowd SIR_CHARGON is TRYING to find HOUSE! DUH!! And WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?! Because NARRATOR needed some FRESH AIR! I made... an entire world... AND I CANT EVEN HIRE A DECENT NARRATOR!?! APPARENTLY NOT! NARRATOR is ANGRY! Not now... Please not now... NARRATOR wants to fight! Ugh. Go-- SIR_CHARGON sent out MAGIKARP! ... MAGIKARP used SPLASH! Narrator, you know I have the same abilities as yours, and theyre at least twice as powerful. SO? NARRATOR doesnt see why THAT makes a DIFFERENCE! THAT MEANS I CAN FIRE YOU, YOU MINDLESS FREAK! SIR_CHARGON used FIRE! I did not think he would do that... NARRATOR was FIREd! CITY burst into FLAMES! ...Okay, this is bad. NARRATOR left in a HUFF! NARREPLACEMENT took control of BATTLE! Narreplacement? YES! NARREPLACEMENT wants to fight! Why? NARREPLACEMENT says he has to CONTINUE NARRATORs WORK! ...Oh. NARREPLACEMENT used NARRATE! NARREPLACEMENT is NARRATING this BATTLE! That was the most idiotic attack Ive ever heard of. Its TRUE! Okay then... Is there a way this battle can end without me losing? NO! Uh... FLAMES are SPREADING! Ill just take your word for it right now. BYE! SIR_CHARGON ran away! NARREPLACEMENT won! What? NARREPLACEMENT is evolving! NARREPLACEMENT evolved into NARRATOR 2! 7/7/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 49: To Fight Insanity Player: Sir_Chargon [2-3-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Narrator 2 Well, the Narrator problems done... But what about the Narrator for Shadow G/S? NARRATOR 2 covers SHADOW G/S too! Cool. INSANEBEGGAR appeared! AAH! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT! INSANEBEGGAR used BEG! INSANEBEGGAR wants MONEY! Well, I dont have any! INSANEBEGGARs MORALE greatly fell! Good for him. INSANEBEGGARs ANGER greatly rose! ... INSANEBEGGAR wants to fight! Fine! GO VOLDISU! SIR_CHARGON sent out VOLDISU! INSANEBEGGAR sent out BEGGAR CUP! He knows how to fight in PokéBattles style!? BEGGAR CUP used BEG! VOLDISU gave INSANEBEGGAR Ľ1000! What the--!? I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY! VOLDISU did! Whatever! Voldisu, Thuderbolt! VOLDISU used THUNDERBOLT! Its super effective! BEGGAR CUP fainted! Good. INSANEBEGGAR sent out INSANEBEGGAR! Okay Voldisu, Explosion! VOLDISU doesnt WANT to use EXPLOSION! Why? VOLDISU is TIRED of FAINTING! Fine. Tackle! VOLDISU used TACKLE! Critical hit! INSANEBEGGAR is in critical condition! INSANEBEGGAR fell over unconsious in WEAKNESS! Isnt that fainted? NO! INSANEBEGGAR is too HURT to simply FAINT! Okay, okay... SIR_CHARGON won! 7/8/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 50: How Not to Talk to the Narrator Player: Kageru [no record.] KAGERU ran into TREE! Ow... That was kinda sudden. TREE is angry! What the--!? TREE wants to fight! Okay, so Ill fight it. Go! KAGERU! Go Kageru?? Whats that all about? And wheres that voice coming from? KAGERU is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! OW!! TREE sent out LEAF! A leaf huh... BEILERA SHIGAN! KAGERU used BEILERA SHIGAN! The attack failed! WHAT!? The attack rips apart the enemys brain! Howd it fail? One: LEAF doesnt have a BRAIN! Good enough... Two: NARRATOR 2 didnt KNOW what ATTACK did before KAGERU's EXPLANATION! Oh. LEAF used RAZOR LEAF! Hey-ow-AAH!! Its super effecitve! Stupid Narrator... or whatever its called... NARRATOR 2 is ANGRY! Uh-oh... KAGERU was LIFTED off GROUND! This might not be good. KAGERU was SLAMMED into WALL! Owwwww... How did a wall get there? NARRATOR 2 CREATED WALL! KAGERU fainted! I probably would have DIED... Do you WANT to die? NONONONONO!! Okay then. TREE won! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- Segment end