Segment 3 of ShadowVersion BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 51 -- BATTLE 52 -- BATTLE 53 -- BATTLE 54 -- BATTLE 55 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 7/9/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 51: Mop Mangling Player: Cid [11-5-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Floor CID now has CREST OF HONOR! Good of you to state the obvious, Narrator... NARRATOR 2 is STATING the OBVIOUS! Narrator 2? THAT is a WAL-MART! Howd you get named Narrator 2? NARRATOR was FIRED, so NARRATOR 2 took over! Ohhhhh... CID entered WAL-MART! WARGREYMON is BUYING a MOP! Its been almost a WEEK and hes still buying that damn mop?! PILE OF MOPS appeared! Never mind then. PILE OF MOPS are ANGRY! Oy... PILE OF MOPS want to fight! Hey, WarGreymon! Get over here and fight... please? WARGREYMON is BUYING another MOP! How much money does... HEY! Wheres my wallet!? PILE OF MOPS sent out SWIFFER! Thats a dust mop... SWIFFER is a MOP, nonetheless! Point taken. SWIFFER used DUST! 40 pounds of DUST fell on CID! Ow... DUST was ATTRACTED to SWIFFER! This could be a good thing... SWIFFER is SUFFOCATING! What the... Since when could mops breathe!? SWIFFER fainted! Good... PILE OF MOPS sent out MOP! GO GABUMON! CID sent out GABUMON! MOP used MOP! MOP is MOPping the FLOOR! Okay... WARP-Digivolve, Gabumon! CID used CREST OF HONOR! What? GABUMON is WARP-Digivolving! MOP is MOPping the FLOOR! GABUMON WARP-Digivolved into METALGARURUMON! Allright! PILE OF MOPS fainted in FRIGHT! CID won! MetalGarurumon looks that intimidating? NO! DARKPUFF snapped WARGREYMON in HALF! AAH! CID ran away! 7/10/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 52: Back to the Stone Age... Or Not Player: Cid [12-5-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Pile of Mops CID stopped! Out of... breath... Cant... run... anymore... At least... I lost Darkpuff... CID is OUT OF BREATH! WILL YOU... SHUT UP?! CID is in MASIRAKA CITY! Wait a minute... Theres a Gym here, isnt there? YES! Good. Gonna get my third Badge! TO THE GYM! GYM appeared! That was new. Always had to appear in front of the Gym, but the Gym just... SHUT UP AND ENTER THE GYM ALREADY! Okay, okay... CID knocked on the DOOR! DOOR fainted! Stupid Gym doors... RED appeared! You da Gym Leader? YES! Okay... I wanna battle you! RED wants to fight! That was fast... GO HITMONLEE! Go! HITMONLEE! RED sent out GOLEM! AAH! THAT THINGS HUGE! GOLEM used ROCK SLIDE! Critical hit! HIMONLEE fainted! Ohcrapthatthingisstrong... Go MetalGarurumon! The enemys a giant boulder! Go, METALGARURUMON! Ice Wolfclaw attack! METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! Its super effective! Critical hit! GOLEM fainted! YEAH! RED sent out ONIX! Thats even bigger... Still, we can beat it! CID lost his turn! GRAAAAAAAH! DAMN YOU STUPID GYM RULE!! ONIX used EXPLOSION! What the!? Explosion on the first turn!? HAHAHAHAHA... Its not very effective... METALGARURUMON fainted! ...HA! Huh? CRAP! Now its only me... NARRATOR 2 pushed CID into ARENA! Stupid Narrator... Me, use... CID used TACKLE! Its not very effective... OW!! YOU LOUSY NARRATOR! THAT HURT! CID fainted! *grumble grumble...* RED won! 7/11/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 53: Dark and Darth Player: Darth (Brooks) [2-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Loafy Im SICK of being called Darth! LET ME GO BACK TO MY OLD NAME! DARTH cannot be RENAMED! Why? LAVENDER TOWN is not in SHADOW G/S! And? DARTH must DEVOLVE to be renamed DERTH! Well, I DONT WANT TO WEAR THIS STUPID COWBOY HAT ANYMORE! DEVOLVE ME! NO! DARTH tripped over SPRAYCAN! Ouch... Whats this? Devolution Spray... YEAH! DARTH used DEVOLUTION SPRAY! DARTH devolved into DERTH! Finally! NARRATOR 2 is ANGRY! Why? Just because I got what I wanted? YES! NARRATOR 2 wants to fight! Bring it on! NARRATOR 2 sent out OLD GROWTH! You dont scare me. GO ME! The enemys all-powerful! Go, DERTH! DARKPUFF appeared! AAH! NOOO! NOT DARKPUFF! DARKPUFF doesnt want to fight... you! Good. DARKPUFF wants to fight NARRATOR 2! Uh... Im just going to leave now. DERTH ran away! Player: Darkpuff [6-3-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Sir_Chargon DOOM! PUFF! [Bring it! IM the only all-powerful being here!] DARKPUFF used EAT! DARKPUFF ate OLD GROWTH! OLD GROWTH died! DOOM... [Bwahaha...] NARRATOR 2 sent out NARRATOR 2! PUFF! [YOU IDIOT!] DARKPUFF used BUILDING SMASH! DARKPUFF SMASHed a BUILDING into NARRATOR 2! ...only NARRATOR 2 lacks a BODY to SMASH things into! DOOMPUFF... [This might get a bit redundant...] NARRATOR 2 used BANISH! DARKPUFF was blown away! DOOMPUFF!? [What the--?!] NARRATOR 2 won! DOOMPUFF! [ILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!] 7/12/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 54: Oogabooga Player: Funky Caveman [no record.] FUNKY CAVEMAN appeared! Oogabooga! Ooga! Uh... Ooga grunga! FUNKY CAVEMAN used OOGA! OOGABOOGA! MUNGA BUNGA... BOOM! For the sake of continuing... Ooga! NOTSOFUNKY CAVEMAN appeared... What the--?! Oooh... Unga! NOTSOFUNKY CAVEMAN is ANGRY! This has got to be the dumbest PokéBattle ever... NOTSOFUNKY CAVEMAN wants to fight! Oogabooga... GRUNGA! FUNKY CAVEMAN apparently sent out GIANT BONE! NOTSOFUNKY CAVEMAN sent out... GIANT BONE... This is getting boring fast... Munga munga! GIANT BONE used SMASH! GIANT BONEs SMASHed into HUNDREDS OF PIECES! Now for a bit of fun... DARKPUFF appeared! OOGA! OOGA RUNGA! FUNKY CAVEMAN ran away! FUNKY CAVEMAN ran into INVISIBLE WALL! Oogabooga... FUNKY CAVEMAN needs FOOD, badly! NOTSOFUNKY CAVEMAN used BONE CLUB! It didnt affect DARKPUFF! DARKPUFF used DARK BREATH! NOTSOFUNKY CAVEMAN died! Ooga... DARKPUFF used EAT! DARKPUFF ate FUNKY CAVEMAN! Ooga ungoodga... FUNKY CAVEMAN fainted! DARKPUFF won! 7/13/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 55: Grassho... Oh. Player: Ravenous Bug [no record.] RAVENOUS BUG appeared! Jeez, Chargon thinks up the wierdest stuff... Chirp! RAVENOUS BUG was renamed VERY STRONG CRICKET! Chirp! PIDGEOT appeared! KENJI hopped off PIDGEOT! Chirp! Chirp chirp! VERY STRONG CRICKET used ANNOYING CHIRP! Its extremely annoying! KENJI snapped! KENJI is SEARCHING for VERY STRONG CRICKET! Chirp! KENJI found VERY STRONG CRICKET! KENJI wants to fight! Chirp chirp! Go! DEPRESSED CLOWN! KENJI sent out ESPEON! Chirp chirp, chirp chirp chirp! CHIRP! DEPRESSED CLOWN used CRY! DEPRESSED CLOWN is CRYing! This battle is worse than yesterdays... ESPEON began to CRY! KENJI withdrew ESPEON! KENJI sent out KENJI! Chirpchirp! DEPRESSED CLOWN used DEPRESSION BLAST! DEPRESSED CLOWN doesnt know DEPRESSION BLAST! Chirp...? KENJI used INSTANT CUT! DEPRESSED CLOWN was CUT in HALF! DEPRESSED CLOWN... NARRATOR 2 searches for CHILDREN READERS! ...fainted! Chirp! CHIRP CHIRP! The enemys huge! Go, VERY STRONG CRICKET! KENJI used STOMP! KENJIs attack missed! Chirp! VERY STRONG CRICKET used FISSURE! VERY STRONG CRICKETs attack missed! KENJI used STOMP! Its super effective! Critical hit! Chirp!? VERY STRONG CRICKET died! KENJI won! KENJI is HAPPY! KENJI flew away on PIDGEOT! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 - - BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 56 -- BATTLE 57 -- BATTLE 58 -- BATTLE 59 -- BATTLE 60 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 7/14/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 56: Battle of the Arr Player: Captain Mel [no record.] CAPTAIN MEL is SAILING! That be obvious! OTHER SHIP ran into MELS SHIP! ARR! What be the meaning of this, ye scallawag!? CAPPN JOE appeared! Yarr, it just be Captain Joe... CAPPN JOE! Arr, Cappn Joe. Happy? YES! CAPPN JOE wants to fight! Harr! Crew, send out the... CREW sent out ANGRY FERRET SHIPS! Yarr... Me crew never listen... ANGRY FERRETS attacked CAPPN JOE! That worked better than thought, arr. CAPPN JOE is in critical condition! Well, that be the most oblivious statement I ever heard. Look at the poor lad! CAPPN JOE used AMNESIA! CAPPN JOE forgot about PAIN! ANGRY FERRETS ran away! Yarr, he possess a special talent! Okay crew... CREW sent out SAD CLOWN SHIPS! Idiots... SAD CLOWNS are SAD! OTHER CREW is SAD! CREW is SAD! CAPPN JOE is SAD! Yarr... *sniff* CAPTAIN MEL is SAD! SAD CLOWNS, CREW and OTHER CREW fainted in their SADNESS! That be unexpected. Now it be just me and ye, Joe! CAPPN JOE used SWASHBUCKLE! GIANT BELT BUCKLE fell on CAPTAIN MEL! CAPTAIN MEL fainted! Yarr... That be a humiliating defeat... CAPPN JOE won! CAPPN JOE took TREASURE! CAPPN JOE ran away! 7/15/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 57: The Return of Gary... I Think Player: Cid [12-6-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Red CID is WALKING! Agh... This Narration is atrocious... GARYDOS appeared! Wild Gyarados!? Cool! NO! GARYDOS! And its not WILD! Gary...dos? GARY was REFORMATTED into COMPUTER DATA! This is over my head here... Im no computer genius. CID is confused! *sigh* It hurt itself in its confusion! GARYDOS wants to fight! Enemy GARYDOS sent out EEVEEDOS! Fine... GO TREE! The enemys computer data! Go, TREE! Enemy EEVEEDOS used QUICK ATTACK! Its not very effective... HA! Tree, Branch Toss! TREE used BRANCH TOSS! Critical hit! Heh... GARYDOS revealed FIRE STONE! This isnt good. Tree, fall on Eevee...dos... before Gary can use the Stone! TREE used FALL! TREE fell on EEVEEDOS! EEVEEDOS fainted! Kinda strange, seeing computer data faint... GARYDOS used FIRE STONE! What? TREE is evolving! HA HA HA! Gary, you idiot! TREE evolved into FIRE TREE! GARYDOS sent out GARYDOS! Okay Fire Tree, Use your most powerful attack! FIRE TREE used FALL! ...Oh well. FIRE TREE fell on GARYDOS! GARYDOS burst into FLAMES! Whoa... Cool! GARYDOS is RUNNING AROUND SCREAMING! Heh heh... This is kind of amusing. But still. Fire Tree, use your most powerful Fire attack! FIRE TREE used FIRE FALL! FLAMING APPLES fell on GARYDOS! This is getting wierd... Its the same exact Tree, only a Fire-Type... CID is CORRECT! I dont like this kind of Tree! Narrator, please devolve it! NARRATOR 2 used DEVOLUTION SPRAY! FIRE TREE devolved into TREE! Thank you! GARYDOS burned to death! GARYDOS died! Thats just disturbing... TREE gained 6,972 exp. points! TREE grew to level 67! CID won! TREE is ANGRY! Uh... Why? TREE wants to stay a FIRE TREE! Well, I dont have any Fire Stones! So there! Nya! TREE wants to fight! Doh. 7/16/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 58: Section 3, Article 9: Never Badmouth a Tree. Player: Cid [13-6-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Garydos TREE wants to fight! I KNOW THAT! GO BAYLEEF! Go! BAYLEEF! TREE sent out TREE! Hah. You will regret this, Tree! Bayleef, Mega Drain! BAYLEEF used MEGA DRAIN! Its super effective! Sucked HP from TREE! Heh heh... Got any last words, Tree? TREE cannot TALK! It was a figure of speech, you stupid Narrator... TREE used FALL! TREE fell on BAYLEEF! Yeah, Id figure. BAYLEEF died! WHAT!? Okay Tree, youre gonna get it! GO METALGARURUMON! The enemys a Tree... Well, duh. Will you let me finish? ... Good. The enemys a Tree! Go, METALGARURUMON! TREE used BRANCH TOSS! Its not very effective... Its been nice knowing you Tree... TREE agrees! Huh? It agrees? You said Trees couldnt talk, Narrator... NARRATOR 2 didnt KNOW for SURE! Pretty lame excuse. GIANT HAND crushed CID! Ouch... TREE used FALL! TREE fell on CID! WILL EVERYTHING STOP CRUSHING ME!? NO! CID died! Huh? WHAT?! CID is in LIMBO! I KNOW! TREE won! Waitiaminute... Why are you still here if IM dead and in LIMBO? Did you die too? Uh... NARRATOR 2 died! There we go. Now to find Bayleef... And get out of here. NARRATOR 3 took control of SHADOW G/S NARRATION! 7/16/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 59: Time to LIMBO! (Black Version Crossover) Player: Cid [13-7-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Tree CID in in LIMBO! Yes, and I dont know why there arent any machine-gun toting clowns walking around here either... Thats Hammys Fortress... HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN appeared! Never mind. HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN used CAPTURE! CID was CAPTURED! CID was TAKEN to HAMMYs FORTRESS! HAMMY appeared! Uh... Hello... Hammy... HAMMY: Why are you here? Because... The Shadow G/S Narrator made a Tree kill me... HAMMY: And does that compel me to care? If you WANT to care, I suppose it would. HAMMY: SILENCE! Take him away! CID was TAKEN to HAMMYs PRISON! Ouch... Do you have to THROW me? HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN says YES! ...Remind me never to let a clown talk again... HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN is ANGRY! HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN wants to fight! Fine. GO METALGARURUMON! Go! METALGARURUMON! Stupid idiots, not taking my Pokémon... MetalGarurumon, Ice Wolfclaw! METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN fainted! CID won! Yeah, yeah, woohoo. Now lets get out of here! METALGARURUMON used TACKLE! WALL fainted! Okay... Lets go! CID ran away! METALGARURUMON ran away! To be Continued... 7/18/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 60: I Rule Hyrule Player: Leenk [no record.] LEENK appeared! Isnt is supposed to be Link? NO! WEBMASTER doesnt want to get a LAWSUIT! Webmaster? Is that like God? Er... Uh... Well? For this world, YES! Okay. STOLFAS appeared! Stolfas? STOLFAS wants to fight! STOLFAS sent out ARM! ... ARM used BEAT! ARM brutally BEAT LEENK within INCHES of his LIFE! This is getting weird... Ill use a Red Potion then. LEENK used RED POTION! LEENK is no longer THIRSTY! LEENK is about to die! This is unfair!! What do I need to stay alive? FOOD! Oh. ARM used SLASH! Critical hit! Uh... Me, eat food? There is no FOOD to be seen! Ugh... WHY WONT YOU LET ME WIN!? Because NARRATOR 3 has been LOST in the WATER TEMPLE for the past WEEK on ZELDA 64! Oh. You want me to tell you how to get out of there? NO! NARRATOR 3 can GET OUT on his OWN! ARM used FIREARM! ARM burst into FLAMES! ARM fainted! Idiot. STOLFAS sent out STOLFAS! All right then, Im going to use Slash... LEENK used SLASH! It didnt affect enemy STOLFAS! STOLFAS used ATTACK THAT KILLS PEOPLE THAT ATTACK A STOLFAS! Long name... WHAT!? LEENK fainted! I thought it said kill... Theres already more than enough characters from Shadow G/S in LIMBO. Besides, do you want to be blown up by a psychic hamster? Oh. Good point. STOLFAS won! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 61 -- BATTLE 62 -- BATTLE 63 -- BATTLE 64 -- BATTLE 65 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 7/19/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 61: Enter the Rocket Player: Kenji [3-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Very Strong Cricket KENJI appeared! Must these battles always start with someone appearing or taking a walk? NO! Read yesterdays BATTLE for an EXAMPLE! Idiot Narrator... TEAM ROCKET appeared! I was wondering when theyd show up... TEAM ROCKET used MOTTO! To throw the world into devastation! To destroy all people in this nation! Thats not how the motto goes. TEAM ROCKET used QUIET YOU! TEAM ROCKET made NEW MOTTO to show their INDEPENDENCE from THAT TEAM ROCKET! ...Oh. TEAM ROCKET wants to fight! Fine! GO ESPEON! Go! ESPEON! MARCO sent out KUROBATTO! AKI sent out ARIADOS! Damn, you guys are stupid... Poison-types aganst my Psychic-type? TEAM ROCKET says thats all they have! Whatever. Espeon, Psychic. ESPEON used PSYCHIC! Its super effective! KUROBATTO fainted! ARIADOS fainted! There. NOW do you want to fight me again? YES! TEAM ROCKET sent out TEAM ROCKET! ... TEAM ROCKET used ROCKET PUNCH! What a predictable group... GIANT MISSILE fell on TEAM ROCKET! What the--!? TEAM ROCKET fainted! KENJI won! 7/20/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 62: WE SUCK... Player: Marco of Team Rocket [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Kenji WAAAAH! WE SUCK!! AKI says to SHUT UP! But we do... AKI used SLAM! MARCO was SLAMmed into a BRICK WALL! Ouch... Whyd you have to go do that? AKI says it was FOR YOUR OWN GOOD! It didnt do me a bit of good... AKI used-- OKAYOKAY! IT DID ME A LOT OF GOOD! JUST DONT PLOW ME THROUGH THAT WALL AGAIN! AKI says thats BETTER! DERTH appeared! Whoa... Check this guy out... Hes all creepy and stuff! DERTH says THANK YOU! ...Okay, you're welcome? AKI says to STOP GAWKING and STEAL POKéMON! I know... Uh, creepy-dude, do you have any Pokémon? AKI used SLAM! MARCO was SLAMmed into CONCRETE WALL! Where do all these walls come from? DERTH is ANGRY! DERTH wants to fight! Okay... Just let me... oy. MARCO fainted! Player: Aki of Team Rocket [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Kenji That idiot Marco... DERTH wants to fight! Yes, I know! GO ARIADOS! Go! ARIADOS! DERTH sent out SCYTHE! Heh. Ariados, Night Shade! ARIADOS used NIGHT SHADE! It didnt affect SCYTHE! Uh... Oops? SCYTHE used SLASH! Critical hit! ARIADOS fainted! I need to catch new Pokémon... NARRATOR 3 pushed AKI into ARENA! There is no arena here. Uh... NARRATOR 3 pushed AKI directly in front of SCYTHE! Thatll do. Take the Scythe and run! AKI used STEAL! AKI stole SCYTHE! Ha! I got your scythe, Mr. Goth-man! DERTH is not MR. GOTH-MAN! DERTH is ENRAGED! Uh... Is that bad? YES! DERTH used DEATH! AKI... Wait, theres enough people in LIMBO already... Can we just finish this up here? Okay. AKI fainted an excruciatingly painful, horribly agonizing faint! That didnt make sense at all. SHUT UP! DERTH won! 7/21/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 63: Go, Go, Gogo! Player: Gogo [0-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Local Angry Mob GOGO is in LIMBO! Is that... A NARRATOR?! YES! Oh no... CID appeared! Uh... Hey, I know you! Ive been on the Internet during the time I was stuck down here, and youre the guy from Shadow G/S! GOGO is CORRECT! Shut up, Narrator. CID wants to know how to get out of LIMBO! That... I dont know. CID is angry! Must this happen NOW? YES! CID wants to fight! Fine... Go Mr. Mime. Go! MR. MIME! CID sent out METALGARURUMON! MR. MIME is miming! MR. MIME sent out METALGARURUMON! YAY! METALGARURUMONS used ICE WOLFCLAW! Whoah... Never saw so much ice in my life. METALGARURUMONS fainted! CID and GOGO are COLD! What about Mr. Mime? MR. MIME isnt COLD! MR. MIME is wearing all of GOGOs ROBES to stay WARM! Uh... GOGO is NAKED! This is just sick... CID is SCREAMING in PAIN! HEY! I dont look THAT bad! YES YOU DO! MR. MIME looked at GOGO! MR. MIME fainted in FRIGHT! Okay, can I just faint now? NO! NARRATOR 3 is ENJOYING harassing GOGO! CID ran away! GOGO won! Good and finally. GOGO fainted! Huh? Why? NARRATOR 3 just felt like doing it! Hmph... NARRATOR 3 is TRUE VICTOR! What does that mean? I win. Now shut up. 7/22/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 64: Clash of the Loud Booming Voices in the Sky Player: Cid [14-7-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Gogo CID is finally OUT of LIMBO! Yeah... But why didnt you post the Battle? It would-- Because NARRATOR 2 didnt FEEL like NARRATING for THAT BATTLE! ...Doofus. NARRATOR 3 appeared! ...Hey, who are you? Id like ask you that same question! G/S CHARACTERS are GATHERING! Hey, we shouldnt be doing this... Everyones here. So? We can confuse them all we want now. G/S CHARACTERS are confused! They hurt themselves in their confusion! See? That was fun. Actually, it was. But youve gotta die for impersonating me! NARRATOR 2 wants to fight! Fine! Be that way! NARRATOR 3 wants to fight! This is just weird... NARRATOR 2 sent out EXTREMELY POWERFUL CHARACTER! Hmph! I can do better! NARRATOR 3 sent out ULTIMATELY POWERFUL CHARACTER! ...Im leaving. DARKPUFF: DOOM. LOCAL ANGRY MOB: HUZZAH! ...Huzzah? LOCAL ANGRY MOB: HUZZAH! Whatever. G/S CHARACTERS left! So? We dont need them! Yes we do. ...No we dont! YES WE DO! NO! YES! NO! YES! If there arent any characters to Narrate over, then were out of a job. ...Youre right. Lets not fight again. Okay. But Ill do this first. NARRATOR 2 used DEATHRAY! NARRATOR 3 was vaporized in a horrible, agonizingly painful way! NARRATOR 2 won! LOCAL ANGRY MOB: HUZZAH! WILL YOU SHUT UP!? 7/23/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 65: Hello Sir! Player: Sir_Chargon [3-3-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Insanebeggar Ah... This is good. Ive got control of my Version again, Nightpuffs gone, and Darkpuff somehow just... vanished! SIR_CHARGON is ENJOYING his MOMENTARY PEACE! Momentary...? KNOCKS are HEARD on DOOR! Oh, just wonderful... Crap. SIR_CHARGON opened DOOR! Uh... SALESMAN appeared! AAH! NOO! GET IT AW-- SALESMAN entered HOUSE! Doh... SALESMAN: Hello sir! Its super effective! STOP! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! SALESMAN: Do you tire of having to brush your hair in the morning? NO! GET OUT! SALESMAN: Then get this amazing tool... This Godsend... ROBOBRUSH! ...Out. Now. Or you can die. SIR_CHARGON wants to fight! SALESMAN: Its easy! Just stick Robobrush into your afro or other large hairstyle before you go to bed... DIE!! SIR_CHARGON used SWORD SLICE! SALESMAN was cut in half! Wonderful. Now die. SALESMAN: And Robobrush brushes your hair for you while you sleep! What the--!? I cut him in half... Uh... Its not very effective! SALESMAN: But WAIT! Theres more! Oh no there isnt! SIR_CHARGON used CREATE! SIR_CHARGON CREATEd BIG HEAVY OBJECT! BIG HEAVY OBJECT fell on SALESMAN! SALESMAN: If you buy yours today... HES STILL ALIVE!? ARRRGH! BIG HEAVY OBJECT disappeared! SALESMAN was renamed GREASE SPOT! ...Eew. GREASE SPOT: Ill throw in a free fire extinguisher! Okay, this is just sick... Im leaving. SIR_CHARGON ran away! No I didnt! I just cant stand that infernal salesman and his apparent immortality. GREASE SPOT won! ...*sigh* [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 66 -- BATTLE 67 -- BATTLE 68 -- BATTLE 69 -- BATTLE 70 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 7/24/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 66: A New Plan of Destruction... Or Maybe Not. Player: Mysterious Figure B [no record.] MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B is PLOTING EVIL THINGS! Buweheheheheh... What the--!? Who let the Narrator in here? NARRATOR 2 comes and goes at WILL! ...Whatever. But with my powers and my army of Salesmen, I SHALL RULE... SHADOW G/S! Then I move on to the rest of the PokéBattles universe. You know, you arent supposed to be saying that in front of a loudmouthed voice... Oh well. Nobody knows about my secret base anyway. You mean the one in the Highland Mountain Range? QUIET!! Youre ruining the effect! SALESMAN GENERAL appeared! What is it? SG: Hello sir! SHUT UP AND TALK NORMALLY! SG: Thats possible? Just speak... SG: Well, its about the Army. They keep trying to sell each other things. Well, just tell them to stop selling things. SG: We cant sir. And... I... Cant... Hello sir! AAH! NOT NOW! SG: Do you tire of... STOP IT! STOP!! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B wants to fight! SG: ...having incompetent... MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B used TORNADO! SG was flung into SKY! Aaah... That's better. MYSTERIOUS FIGURE Bs attack continues! Huh? Uh... Uh-oh. TORNADO is DESTOYING SECRET BASE! STOP SAYING THAT!! SG landed on MYSTERIOUS FIGURE! SG: Hello sir! Shut up. MYSTERIOUS FIGURE Bs attack continues! AAH! ITS HEADED RIGHT FOR US! RUN AWAY! SG: Do you wish you could teleport to safety in times of danger? ...Yes, and this is one of them times! ...One of them times? SG: Then get this handy-dandy TELEPORTER! GIMME THAT! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B used TELEPORTER! Get us outta here... TELEPORTER exploded! Critical hit! ...What the hell? SG: I am not held respon... SG fainted! Good idea. Bye now. MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B fainted! TORNADO went on a RAMPAGE! This is bent... 7/25/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 67: The Badguys Resort and Diner Player: Kefka [no record.] Uweheeheehee... I have the perfect plan for world domination! SEPHIROTH: Lemme guess... You throw the world into total chaos and build a fortress everyone can see so they can worship you or you kill them? DAMMIT! WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD PLANS ALWAYS SO PREDICTABLE!? KEFKA is an IDIOT! ...Who the hell are you? SHUZER: Well, you DO have to consider that you were created about 5 years after console RPGs were made. DRAGONLORD: Yeah, at that time it was simply kidnap the princess and utterly obliterate the hero. Now its so complex... Stuff like kidnap the princess, utterly obliterate the hero, then make everyone your slave or obliterate the world. You really like using the word obliterate, dont you? DRAGONLORD: I AM NOT DRUNK! ...Whatever. That plan sounds so good though. Im gonna do it! SEIFER: Go ahead. Someones gonna take you out anyway. DID I ASK FOR YOUR WIT!? SIEFER was not ASKED for WIT! Who IS that? Al Gore? EVERYONE: AAH!! EVERYONE ran away! ...Okay. SIEFER remains! I thought everyone ran away. Oh well. SEIFER wants to fight! Okay Cross-boy, you asked for it! SEIFER sent out HYPERION! ...Cool sword. Howd you do that anyway? HYPERION used SLASH! Critical hit! HYPERION fired its GUN during SLASH! Yet another Critical hit! OW! Why you little brat! Soldiers, ATTACK! Go! SOLDIERS! Beat that guy senseless! SOLDIERS used STANDARD POLICE TACTICS! ... SOLDIERS look INTIMIDATING and VIOLENT! HYPERION ran away! That works quite well. SEIFER sent out SEIFER! Okay Cross-boy, youre mine! Enough! SOLDIERS! The enemys got a more successful game than you! Go, KEFKA! QUIET, AL! I AM NOT AL GORE!! KEFKA fainted for no apparent reason at all! What the--? HEY!! NARRATOR 2 put TAPE over KEFKAs MOUTH! MMPHUMIMUM! SEIFER won! 7/26/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 68: The Fossil Fight Player: Cid [14-7-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Gogo CID is back at MASIRAKA GYM! YO! GYM LEADER! RED appeared! Lets get it on. RED doesnt want to fight! ...Why? RED pointed to SIGN! Closed Sundays and Holidays. This isnt Sunday. And this isnt a holiday. RED pointed to OTHER SIGN! Also closed 9 PM-3 AM. Its 7. RED pointed to YET ANOTHER-- JUST FIGHT ME YOU LAZY IDIOT! RED wants to fight! There. Go, MagnaAngemon! Go! MAGNAANGEMON! RED sent out SANDSLASH! MagnaAngemon, Gate of Destiny attack! MAGNAANGEMON used GATE OF DESTINY! Several hundred GATES fell on SANDSLASH! Will these puns ever stop? NO! SANDSLASH used HYPER BEAM! Critical hit! MAGNAANGEMON is in critical condition! Well, then return. Enough! MAGNAANGEMON! Go, MetalGarurumon! The enemys weak right now! Go, METALGARURUMON! SANDSLASH needs to recharge! Now! Ice Wolfclaw! METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! GYM became TRAPPED in ICE! I meant at Sandslash. RED is ANGRY! Why? Just turn on a heater and BAM! Youre in business again. SANDSLASH fainted! ...Oh, thats why. Do I still get my badge? NO! RED sent out ONIX! Fine, whatever. Ice Wolfclaw, MetalGarurumon. METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! Its super effective! Critical hit! There. NOW do I-- ONIX used EXPLOSION! Damn. Its not very effective... ONIX fainted! CID won! Hah. Gimme my badge. RED gave CID the FOSSIL BADGE! RED kicked CID out of GYM! Hmph. Grumpy freak. RED kept METALGARURUMON! What the--?! HEY! 7/27/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 69: Koffee Koffee Java Java Sephy Deadboy (Lavender Version Crossover) Player: Sephiroth [no record.] SEPHIROTH is drinking COFFEE! Yeah, so? LAVENDER VERSION KOFFING appeared! Koffing? Uh... Never mind. LAVENDER VERSION KOFFING was renamed LVKOFFING! This is messed up... LVKOFFING wants JAVA! Get your own damn java. LVKOFFING: JAVA JAVA KOFFEE KOFFEE! ...What the hell is this thing? And how did it get here? NARRATOR 2 doesnt know! WEBMASTER thought it was FUNNY! Okay... LVKOFFING: KOFFEE KOFFEE JAVA JAVA! THERES COFFEE OVER THERE! SEPHIROTH used YELL! LVKOFFING is ANGRY! LVKOFFING wants to fight! This isnt my day... First I get beat up by some thumbtack-haired freak, my meteor explodes, and now I'm being attacked by this 'Elvee Koffing' thing. LVKOFFING sent out LVKOFFING! ...What do I do? Send out a POKéMON! ...? LVKOFFING used TACKLE TACKLE! Hit 2 times! OW! What the--!? Since when could a floating purple sea mine attack things? Since they could talk. Huh? SEPHIROTH is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Pain... So much pain... LVKOFFING used TACKLE TACKLE JAVA JAVA! Hit 2 times! 2 GIANT BAGS of COFFEE BEANS fell on SEPHIROTH! Ouch... SEPHIROTH fainted! LVKOFFING won! LVKOFFING left with COFFEE BEANS! 7/28/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 70: Dreadful Desert? Player: Cid [15-7-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Red CID is at DEKASE DESERT! A big forest, a mountain range, a plateau, a plains, a desert, and a volcano all on continent about the size of Texas... How do you know about Texas? I dont know. Just came to mind. What is a Texas, anyway? ... Oh well. Lets just hurry this up and-- Wild MISDREAVUS appeared! That was fast. Go, Hitmonlee! Go! HITMONLEE! MISDREAVOUS used SLASH! Critical hit! Hitmonlee, Jump Kick! HITMONLEE used JUMP KICK! HITMONLEE jumped TOO HIGH! Huh? HITMONLEE kicked AIRLINER! ...I suppose this is bad? YES! AIRLINER kept going and crashed! Kept going and crashed? I thought it would simply fall. ...Youre right. AIRLINER crashed! SCREAMS are HEARD! HUNDREDS of PEOPLE died! AIRLINER used EXPLOSION! AIRLINER fainted! ...Took a while. And how can airplanes faint? NARRATOR 2 doesnt know! WEBMASTER thought it was FUNNY! The Webmaster has a sick mind. MISDREAVUS used SNEAK ATTACK! HITMONLEE fainted! Huh? AAH! I forgot! Go MagnaAngemon! The enemys strong! Go, MAGNAANGEMON! MISDREAVUS used LEER! MISDREAVUS looks MEAN! ...That was a new one. Mag-- Enough! MAGNAANGEMON! Coward. Go me I guess. Go! CID! MISDREAVUS used GROWL! MISDREAVUS looks even MEANER! Who cares? HyperBall, GO! CID threw HYPERBALL! MISDREAVUS threw it back! Tennis huh? Throw it back! CID threw it back! MISDREAVUS threw it back! CID threw it back! MISDREAVUS threw it back! CID threw it back! BE CAPTURED DAMN YOU! MISDREAVUS agrees for some reason! ...Cool. MISDREAVUS was caught! Give new name to MISDREAVUS? MISDREAVUS. MISDREAVUS was renamed MISDREAVUS! CID won! Can you get me out of the desert now? NO! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 6 -- BATTLE 7 -- BATTLE 8 -- BATTLE 9 -- BATTLE 10 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 5/8/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 6: Biggly Battle Player: Grandpa [1-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Glob BIGGLYMUFF spit out GRANDPA! About time, you big balloon! BIGGLYMUFF is angry! So am I! BIGGLYMUFF wants to fight! Fine then! I use my cane! Go! CANESTICK! BIGGLYMUFF sent out TREE! Hey, its that tree again! Im gonna getcha for running into me! CANESTICK used SMASH! Its not very effective Enemy TREE used RAZOR LEAF! Its super effective! Oh no CANESTICK fainted! Use next Pokémon? My stuff is not a Pokey Man! But Ill use my card anyway. Go! LICENSE CARD! Identify now! LICENSE CARD used IDENTIFY! TREE is not a SENIOR CITIZEN! Dang-nabbit! TREE used FALL! TREE FELL on LICENSE CARD! What!? I just got that copy two days ago! How dare you! Put up your dukes! Go! DUKES! Whathe!? DUKES used GENERAL LEE! The GENERAL LEE ran over TREE! TREE fainted! Whippy doodles! Whippy doodles? BIGGLYMUFF sent out BIGGLYMUFF! Use your General Lee thingy again! GENERAL LEE is BEING CHASED BY POLICE CAR! GENERAL LEE ran away! Oh. Do something else then! DUKES used ANGRY MOB! What? Its super effective! Okay then. I guess Ill use this ball I found. GRANDPA used POKé BALL! POKé BALL released CLOUD! Hey! Its that spikey-haired guy everyone likes! GET BACK IN! GRANDPA captured CLOUD! New Pokédex data will be updated for CLOUD! CLOUD: A FFVII Pokémon. Carries a big sword and will use it to destroy anything. BIGGLYMUFF fainted! GRANDPA won! I still want my million dollars from last time! 5/9/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 7: Hazzardous Dukes Player: Grandpa [2-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Bigglymuff Well now I think Im beginning to get this Pokey Man thing now. GRANDPA gets POKéMON for $27.99! Now at your local Wal-Mart! For the time being! What was that!? POKéMON for $27.99! Now at your local Wal-Mart! For the time being! I heard you, dang-nabbit! I mean I understand this Pokémon thing now. Hey! I pronounced it right! Do I get my money now? No. Oh well. What stuff do I have again? CANESTICK, LICENSE CARD, DUKES, and CLOUD. Okay then. TRAINERGUY sees you! Why hello there, youngun! TRAINERGUY doesnt like being called YOUNGUN! TRAINERGUY wants to fight! Okay then. I use my cane! Go! CANESTICK! TRAINERGUY sent out IVYSAUR! Canestick, Smash attack! CANESTICK used SMASH! Critical hit! Yipee! IVYSAUR used SOLARBEAM! Its super effective! Uh oh CANESTICK fainted! Use next Pokémon? Cloud, I choose you! I guess. Go! CLOUD! Do whatever you do! CLOUD used SILENT HEROSPEAK! CLOUD: Huh? GRANDPA is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Con-sarnit! I have to be careful about that. CLOUD: IVYSAUR used SOLARBEAM! CLOUD fainted! Use next Pokémon? Dukes! Go! Go! DUKES! I said that already. Anyways, use your General Lee! DUKES used GENERAL LEE! The GENERAL LEE ran over IVYSAUR and TRAINERGUY! Oops. What? CANESTICK is evolving! CANESTICK evolved into BIGSTICK! What? CLOUD is evolving! CLOUD evolved into SQUALL! GRANDPA won! Now can I have my money? No. Please? NO! SQUALL: 5/10/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 8: Grandpa vs. Evolustuff (Red Version Crossover) Player: Grandpa [3-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Trainerguy I have two new things now! GRANDPA runs into EVOLUMAN! Why hello there EVOLUMAN wants to know what that MEANT! You look rather strange EVOLUMAN thinks you look like a GOLFER! GRANDPA is angry! How dare you! I hate golf! I like fishing! GRANDPA likes TO FISH! EVOLUMAN hates FISHING! EVOLUMAN wants to fight! Fine! Go Bigstick! GO! BIGSTICK! EVOLUMAN sent out ALAKAZAM! Bigstick, attack! BIGSTICK used SMASH! BIGSTICK SMASHed into a POLE! POLE LANDED on ALAKAZAM! ALAKAZAM fainted! BIGSTICK fainted! Huh? EVOLUMAN sent out EVOLUMAN! I choose that one guy! GO! SQUALL! Do whatever you do! SQUALL is angry at being called THAT ONE GUY! SQUALL unleashed LIMIT BREAK! SQUALL used RENZOKUKEN! SQUALL missed GRANDPA! Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry! EVOLUMAN was hit 7 times! EVOLUMAN fainted! GRANDPA won! You owe me about 5 million bucks, you. No I dont. SQUALL: PIKACHU appeared! PIKACHU says you better make EVOLUMAN better! What is that? Its so short! PIKACHU is angry! PIKACHU got in EVOLUVAN! PIKACHU drove EVOLUVAN at GRANDPA! EVOLUVAN is VERY SLOWLY APPROACHING! Go Dukes! GO! DUKES! Angry Mob attack! DUKES used instead, GENERAL LEE! The GENERAL LEE drove through EVOLUVANs side! GENERAL LEE is being CHASED BY POLICE CAR! GENERAL LEE ran away! EVOLUVAN stopped VERY SLOWLY! That worked. PIKACHU says youll be sorry! EVOLUMAN woke up! EVOLUMAN drove off in EVOLUVAN! VERY SLOWLY! That was strange. SQUALL: 5/11/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 9: I Have the Power! Player: Holy Joe [no record.] HOLY JOE appeared! I have the power! GRANDPA appeared! Old one, have you given your thanks to God? GRANDPA wants to fight! But I dont. GOD said FIGHT THE OLD MAN! Eep... Okay. HOLY JOE sent out HOLY JOE! GRANDPA sent out SQUALL! I have the power! HOLY JOE has THE POWER! HOLY JOEs strength greatly rose! SQUALL used GUNBLADE! Critical hit! Ouch! Dont EVER hit a reverend! HOLY JOE used YOU ARE SINFUL! SQUALL needs to be repentant, badly! GRANDPA recalled SQUALL! GRANDPA sent out BIGSTICK! BIGSTICK used SMASH! Erg! This is getting to be rather painful... Oh Father, help me to destroy this Evil One. GRANDPA is not an EVIL-TYPE! Evil-type? GOD will not help you! BIGSTICK used SMASH! Oh Father, I am sorry! Please, help me! This really hurts! GOD forgives you! GOD sent out BUSH! BUSH burst into FLAMES! What? BUSH is evolving! BUSH evolved into FLAMING BUSH! FLAMING BUSH used TALK TO RELIGIOUS PEOPLE IN THE BIBLE! BIGSTICK fainted! Thanks God! GRANDPA sent out DUKES! DUKES used ANGRY MOB! HOLY JOE fainted! GRANDPA won! CONGREGATION appeared! CONGREGATION sees HOLY JOE! CONGREGATION is angry! CONGREGATION wants to fight! To be continued... 5/12/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 10: Sanctuary... Player: Grandpa [4-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Holy Joe CONGREGATION wants to fight! OKAY! Lets go, Dukes! Go! Dukes! Enemy CONGREGATION sent out JEHOVAHS WITNESSES! Dukes! Angry Mob! DUKES used ANGRY MOB! It had no effect! Wha!? Enemy JEHOVAHS WITNESSES used DOOR-TO-DOOR REVIVAL! Its super effective! Oh no! DUKES is LISTENING! ACK! Enemy JEHOVAHS WITNESSES used CONVERSION! DUKES became a CRISTIAN! DUKES joined CONGREGATION! TRAITOR! Wait... Hee hee... I know what to do! GRANDPA used THIEF BALL! DUKES was caught! HAH! Lets see God get Dukes outta my grasp again! Enemy GOD gave DUKES back to CONGREGATION! HEY! YOU STUPID... BITE ME GOD! Enemy GOD used BITE! Its super effective! OWW!!! Enemy CONGREGATION recalled JEHOVAHS WITNESSES! Uh... Enemy CONGREGATION sent out CONGREGATION! Eep. Enemy CONGREGATION used ANGRY MOB! But thats... GRANDPA fainted! Eh... Enemy CONGREGATION used CRUCIFY! GRANDPA died! Uh... You are DEAD! DONT TALK! GRANDPA appeared in HEAVEN! He-eeey! Enemy ST. PETER APPEARED! Hey there... What? ENEMY St. Peter!? Enemy ST. PETER sent GRANDPA to HELL! WHAT!? SATAN appeared! Will this EVER STOP!? SATAN gave GRANDPA back DUKES! WHATRE YOU... DUKES! YOURE BACK! Hey, youre not so bad after all, Satan! SATAN is insulted! Oh crud... Enemy SATAN wants to fight! Please stop this infernal nightmare... To be continued... [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 71 -- BATTLE 72 -- BATTLE 73 -- BATTLE 74 -- BATTLE 75 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 7/29/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 71: Local Anger Player: Trainerguy of the Local Angry Mob [11-5-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Grandpa LOCAL ANGRY MOB is SEARCHING for GRANDPA! Hey wow, the Narrator. I havent heard him for... A while! CONGREGATION: HA-LELUJAH! ...Uh-huh. BIGGLYMUFF is HUNGRY! *sigh* Youre always hungry. BIGGLYMUFF wants FOOD! THEN GET SOME! BIGGLYMUFF went to get FOOD! ...That was simple. Look, guys, we havent been in much activity for a while, right? LOCAL ANGRY MOB agrees! So why dont we just stop looking for Grandpa and give it up? Were fine by ourselves. LOCAL ANGRY MOB doesnt want to! Well, Im leaving then! LOCAL ANGRY MOB wont let you! Oh yes I will! Oh no you wont! LOCAL ANGRY MOB wants to fight! Fine then! GO, BLASTOISE! Go! BLASTOISE! LOCAL ANGRY MOB sent out JON! Good, the first person I want to take out. Blastoise, Hydro Pump attack! BLASTOISE used HYDRO PUMP! JON used MAP! JON gave HYDRO PUMP a MAP! What goods that gonna do? HYDRO PUMP was given the WRONG MAP! HYDRO PUMP hit TRAINERGUY! YAAARGH! THAT HURT! LOCAL ANGRY MOB is LAUGHING! You wont for long. Blizzard, Blastoise! BLASTOISE used BLIZZARD! It began to SNOW! JON got FROSTBITE! JON fainted! Any more takers? LOCAL ANGRY MOB sent out EVOLUMAN! Hah. All he knows is Evolve. What an-- EVOLUMAN used EVOLVE! Idiot. What? BLASTOISE is evolving! BLASTOISE evolved into RAINER! ...? EVOLUMANs attack continues! What? RAINER is evolving! RAINER evolved into ULTRAINER! Lemme guess... ULTRAINER left to maintain METAL VERSION! Thought so. GO CHARIZARD! The enemy evolves stuff! Go, CHARIZARD! EVOLUMAN used EVOLVE! Hah. My power grows moreso! What? CHARIZARD is evolving! CHARIZARD evolved into CHARGON! ...The WEBMASTER? Uh... HEY! OW! Stop that! Lemme go! What the--? SIR_CHARGON took control of BATTLE! SIR_CHARGON is ANRGY! Uh-oh... GIANT HAND crushed CHARGON! CHARGON fainted! GIANT HANDs attack continues! Me, I guess? YES! GIANT HAND crushed TRAINERGUY! TRAINERGUY fainted! LOCAL ANGRY MOB won! LOCAL ANGRY MOB drug TRAINERGUY with them! 7/30/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 72: The Machampion Player: Marco of Team Rocket [0-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Derth MARCO is LOOKING for AKI! The Narrator again... YEP! AKI appeared! Hello. AKI used SLAM! MARCO was SLAMmed into CHAINLINK FENCE! That didnt hurt much this time. MARCO fell face-first onto SIDEWALK! That did. AKI is ANGRY! Why? AKI doesnt know why! He just is! He? I always thought Aki was a woman... AKI is ANGRIER! Uh-oh. RUN FOR IT!! Cant escape! This is bad. AKI wants to fight! Well, its better than I thought. Go, Kurobatto! Go! KUROBATTO! AKI sent out MACHAMP! A MACHAMP!? SINCE WHEN DID YOU GET A MACHAMP? Since AKI stole one! Sure... Rub it in my face... Okay! AKI is dancing around MARCO laughing! MARCOs MORALE, SELF-ESTEEM, and SELF-RESPECT greatly fell! Can we get on with the battle? MACHAMP used SIESMIC TOSS! Hah. Kurobatto, Toxic! KUROBATTO used TOXIC! MARCO is badly poisoned! NOT ON ME, ON THAT BIG GRAY FOUR-ARMED THING OVER THERE! KUROBATTO turned around! KUROBATTO saw MACHAMP and fainted in fright! Id figure as much. MARCO is hurt from poison! I dont have anything else left... Go me... *sigh* The enemys a lot stronger than you are! Go, MARCO! MACHAMP used SUBMISSION! MACHAMP: Say uncle! What the--?! Machamps could talk!? MACHAMP: SAY IT!! No... Youre not hurting me at all, actually. Youre just poking me. MACHAMP used MEGA PUNCH! MARCO was knocked through BUILDING! Okay, THAT hurt! MARCO is hurt from poison! MACHAMP used KATATE CHOP! Can I say uncle now? MACHAMP stopped, pointed, and laughed at MARCO! MACHAMP: Weenie weenie weeeeenie! ...This is indignifying. Im in a lot of pain, so Ill just faint now. MARCO fainted! AKI won! 7/31/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 73: The Digiman Movie, Part I (AKA Bad Superman Ripoff I Couldn't Resist Posting... Part I) Player: Stark Trent [no record?] STARK TRENT is doing WORK! Narrator... Go away. LOUISE ROAD appeared! ...What? LOUISE ROAD: Leech is back! Okay. What does that have to do with me? LOUISE ROAD: You know Digiman right? Yeah... Hes a damn loser. DIGIMANs MORALE greatly fell! Digiman isnt around here, Narrator. Yes he is! NARRATOR revealed STARK TRENTs TRUE IDENTITY! STARK TRENT is... Uh-oh. I told you. LOUISE ROAD ran away SCREAMING! DIGIMAN appeared! Look what you made me do... Or made the Narrator do. NARRATOR 2 is... Ooh, what THAT? Pretty GROUND, lotsa PEOPLE... Whee! It pushed STARK TRENT off BUILDING in its confusi... Oops. TOURIST: Look! Theres a naked guy falling from the Bi-Weekly Continent building! STOP WITH THE BAD SUPERMAN PUNS ALREADY!! No! This is fun! Arrrgh... STARK TRENT hit GROUND! Ouch... GROUND is ANGRY! GROUND wants to fight! Dont wanna fight. Too bad! GROUND used EARTHQUAKE! Its super effective! To what? Me, or the ground? BOTH! GROUND fainted! STARK TRENT fainted! To be continued... 8/1/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 74: The Digiman Movie, Part II (AKA Bad Superman Ripoff I Couldn't Resist Posting... Part II) Player: Digiman [1-3-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Forest of Return (AKA Tree) DIGIMAN fell on SALESMAN! SALESMAN fainted! CROWD: YAY! Thank you, thank you. Now... DIGIMAN... uh... TURNED... LOOKED DOWN... no... Screw it. Just do your thing. Okay. I shall destroy you, evil ground! ... What? ...Nothing. GROUND wants to fight! Goodie! Go Piedmon! Go! PIEDMON! GROUND: MUHH-TROP-LUHS! ... ... Okay... GROUND used FISSURE! One-hit KO! PIEDMON fainted! Ah, you are a worthy opponent! GROUND: MUHH-TROP-LUHS! Stop that, youre freaking me out. Go me! The enemys a big chunk of pavement! Go, DIGIMAN! GROUND used EARTHQUAKE! It didnt affect DIGIMAN! Im floating, you moronic... CROWD fainted! Crud. GROUND: MUHH-TROP-LUHS! STOP SAYING THAT!! DIGIMAN used MEGA PUNCH! Its super effective! GROUND exploded into HUNDREDS upon HUNDREDS of tiny pieces! GROUND was renamed GRAVEL! EMERGENCY ROOM appeared! This is just getting weird... GRAVEL covered EMERGENCY ROOM! GRAVEL was renamed GRAVELER! ...Okay... GRAVELER: MUHH-TROP-LUHS! WILL YOU EVER STOP THAT?! NO! GRAVELER used RATHER POWERFUL PUNCH! Ha! You cannot defeat me that-- ooh... Pretty ground... Suddenly tired... Me got take nappy now. DIGIMAN fainted! GRAVELER won! GRAVELER: MUHH-TROP-LUHS! 8/2/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 75: Robosimmons Player: Stark Trent [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Graveler GRAVELER is on a RAMPAGE! Its not my fault! Its Digimans! Actually, its YOUR fault! YOU PUSHED ME OFF THE BUILDING AND MADE THE GROUND ANGRY! Why did you have your office on the roof of the building anyway? I liked the view. GRAVELER: MUHH-TROP-LUHS! GRAVELER appeared! Narrator is slow... NARRATOR 2 is... HEY! Heh heh heh... STARK TRENT fell off BUILDING! I wasnt on a building. THATS IT! NARRATOR 2 wants to fight! Okay, okay... NARRATOR 2 sent out TREE! I SAID ILL FALL OFF THE DAMN BUIL-- TREE used FALL! TREE fell on STARK TRENT! AA-- Huh? DIGIMAN used HOLD UP TREE! And I thought you were a loser... DIGIMAN glared at STARK TRENT! What? You lost matches everywhere, you only won because of a forfeit... DIGIMAN is ANGRY! DIGIMAN wants to fight! Fine, Loserman. DIGIMAN was renamed LOSERMAN! LOSERMAN is ANGRIER! Hee hee... This is fun... Narrator, rename him Dorkman. LOSERMAN was renamed DORKMAN! DORKMAN is ENRAGED! Oh, did I scare da wittle Dorkman? NO! DORKMAN is BLINDED WITH RAGE! ...So? Hes a freak. DORKMAN used DESTROY! STARK TRENT was UTTERLY OBLITERATED! AAAAAAAAHHH... Uh... Why am I still here? DORKMAN wanted to TORTURE you! Hes... AAH! NO! NOT THE ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS! NOO! DOR, er, DIGIMAN used ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS! Its super effective! GET IT AWAY! RRS: Okay people! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Its super effective! Uh, Narrator, why arent you affected? Because... NARRATOR 2 is actually RICHARD SIMMONS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! STARK TRENT fainted! RRS: Lets get those bodies into shape! DIGIMAN won! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 76 -- BATTLE 77 -- BATTLE 78 -- BATTLE 79 -- BATTLE 80 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 8/3/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 76: The Death of Richard Simmons... The Robot Player: Digiman [2-4-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Stark Trent Now lets see if I can turn this off? DIGIMAN used TURN! DIGIMAN TURNed around! That joke is old... So? Its still funny. Ugh... Just turn the damn robot off. Okay, fine... Hey, theres no OFF switch here. What? Let me see... AAH! THERE IS NO OFF SWITCH! WERE DOOMED! WE are DOOMED! ... What, it furthers the story. Okay... RRS: Come on people, lets see some calories burn! AAAAH! GET AWAY FROM ME! GET AWAY FROM ME TOO! I thought you WERE Richard Simmons? I'm Narrator 4. Nice to meetcha. Oh. RRS: Up and down, and up and down... Argh... Lousy Salesman... Need to not be so weak to low low prices of a million Yen... DIGIMAN wants to fight... SALESMAN! SALESMAN appeared! Well, speak of the devil. Literally. SALESMAN sees DIGIMAN! HEY! IM THE ONLY MAN AROUND HERE! Da Evolution Man! One of the many characters at pokebattles.com! ...HEY! IM THE ONLY MAN AROUND HERE! SALESMAN ran away! Good. Now I really AM the only man around here. ... RRS: I said WORK, people! Oh yeah, him... Narrator, cant you just push this thing off a building or something? ... Narrator? HELLO. This is NARRATOR 4s ANSWERING MACHINE. If you WAIT for the BEEP, your message will be super effective! If not, the attack will fail. *BEEP* ...Frightening. RRS: Come on! Thats it... Im killing this thing now. DIGIMAN used KILL! DIGIMAN KILLed ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS! ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS was destroyed, never to return to this ethereal plane! Im back, you want some coff... HEY! What? YOU DIDNT LEAVE A MESSAGE! So? NARRATOR 4 wants to fight! Crap. 8/4/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 77: Warcraft Gold and Silver* *If you have Warcraft II and do not want to know a bunch of cheat codes, or you just don't want to know a bunch of Warcraft II cheat codes, don't read this Battle. Player: Cid [15-7-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Misdreavus CID is on ULTIMUS ISLE! Ultimus Isle? New area? YES! That would explain all the black... Lousy Warcraft. WARCRAFT III! Coming soon! Wait... If this black was inspired by Warcraft... ON SCREEN. BLACK disappeared! Never underestimate the power of cheat codes. IT IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE. CID is now INVINCIBLE! MAKE IT SO. CIDs SPEED greatly rose! HATCHET. CIDs STRENGTH greatly rose! GLITTERING PRIZES. CID now has INFINITE ITEMS! I love this place! MEGANIUM appeared! TYPHLOSION appeared! FERALIGATR appeared! Cool. Buffed-up G/S starters! MASTERBALLS, GO! CID used MASTERBALL! MEGANIUM was caught! TYPHLOSION was caught! FERALIGATR was caught! HAH! POKéMON broke out of MASTERBALLS! Huh? What the--!? CID checked MASTERBALL! Made in USA. Go figure... JAPANESE MasterBalls, GO! CID has no JAPANESE MASTERBALLS! Crud... G/S STARTERS want to fight! HA! You underestimate cheat codes! GO MISDREAVUS! Go! MISDREAVUS! TYPHOLSION used FIRE BLAST! MISDREAVUS fainted! Huh? The cheat codes...? YOU are invincible, not your Pokémon! Crap. GO ME! The enemy outnumbers you! Go, CID! Tackle them all! CID used TACKLE! CIDs attack missed! CID fell in BOAT! Boat? There was no boat a minute ago... BOAT left ULTIMUS ISLE! AAH! NOO! MY POKéMON... BATTLE was DRAW! Ill come back... AND CAPTURE YOU ALL! I SWEAR IT! YOU WILL ALL BE MINE SOMEDAY! CID used IDLE THREAT! Grrr... 8/5/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 78: Da Evolution Mysterious Figure? Player: Mysterious Figure B [0-0-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Salesman General MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B is PLOTTING again! Not the Narrator... Its hot enough, but now this voice... SALESMAN GENERAL appeared! What is it? SALESMAN GENERAL died from heat! That was simple. But now I need another General... And he evolved, didnt he? NARRATOR 4 doesnt know! 4!? Weve gone through 4 Narrators!? Hey, at least it isnt Night Version. They went to 4 by Battle 11. Point taken. But we still need a new General. SALESMAN! SALESMAN appeared! EVOLVE, YOU! What? SALESMAN is evolving! SALESMAN evolved into INFOMERCIALMAN! AAH! NO! TOO SCARY! EVOLVE AGAIN! What? INFOMERCIALMAN is evolving! INFOMERCIALMAN evolved into SALESMAN ARMY! Oooh! Salesman ARMY! How many? THREE! ... What? Three is NOT an army! It is for Ethiopia! THIS IS NOT EEFIOPEYA! ... WHATEVER! One of you, EVOLVE! What? SALESMAN ARMY is evolving! Not the Segment end