Segment 4 of ShadowVersion whole... SALESMAN ARMY evolved into GIGANTIC ROBO-SALESMAN! Cool. GIGANTIC ROBO-SALESMAN was renamed GRS! GRS wants to fight! ...I dont have anything... Go! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B! Uh... GRS: Hello sir! AAAAH! NOT ONLY IS THAT THING LOUD AND ANNOYING, THAT WAS JUST DISTURBING! Its super effective! Tor--no! Fire Blast! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B used FIRE BLAST! Its super effective! GRS is MELTING! ...Uh-oh. GRS melted! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B won! Shut up... No. Please? Ill stop with the invasion. YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE GOING TO INVADE THE WORLD!? Uh... No! Okay. 8/6/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 79: Theories Player: Digiman [3-4-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Robotic Richard Simmons NARRATOR 4 wants to fight! Finally! NARRATOR 4 sent out ALBERT EINSTEIN! Go, SaberLeomon! Go! SABERLEOMON! ALBERT EINSTEIN used THEORY OF RELATIVITY! SABERLEOMON doesnt understand! SABERLEOMON fainted! Go, MetalSeadramon! The enemys smarter than your trainer! Go, METALSEADRAMON! HEY! ALBERT EINSTEIN used E=MC^2! METALSEADRAMON doesnt understand! METALSEADRAMON fainted! I understand. Energy equals Mass and Light squared! ALBERT EINSTEIN thinks DIGIMAN is SMART! Good for him. But, ALBERT EINSTEIN is SMARTER! What is the theory of Narf? ALBERT EINSTEIN says the THEORY OF NARF is the same as the THEORY OF TROZ and ZORT! DAMMIT! You ARE smarter than I am... WAIT! What about the Theory of Poit? ALBERT EINSTEIN has not HEARD of the THEORY OF POIT! Ah, tis simple. It is the same as the Theory of Fiord and Nyohoyvn. ALBERT EINSTEIN doesnt understand! ALBERT EINSTEIN fainted! Hah. I AM SMARTER THAN ALBERT EINSTEIN HIMSELF! No youre not! Yes I am! I still have more Pokémon! Fine! Bring it, shouty! NARRATOR 4 sent out CHARLES DARWIN! The evolution guy, eh? I have something thatll tickle him pink. Go, Apocalymon! Go! APOCALYMON! CHARLES DARWIN used THEORY OF EVOLUTION! CHARLES DARWIN is DRONING ON about NATURAL SELECTION, ETC. ETC.! Ugh... Must... Stay... Awake... Death Claw attack... APACALYMON is fast asleep! Good for it... DIGIMAN fell asleep! NARRATOR 4 kicked DIGIMAN and APOCALYMON into DITCH! NARRATOR 4 *YAWN* won! 8/7/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 80: Salesmacaroni (Ruby Version Crossover) Player: Salesman [no record.] SALESMAN is taking a WALK! Hello sir! ... Would you like to-- SHUT UP OR DIE, SHOP BOY. Okay sir! ... MACARONI appeared! Huh? Macaroni? MACARONI looks EVIL! ...Hello sir! NARRATOR 4 facefaults! Would you like to buy some-- MACARONI wants to fight! Okay... MACARONI sent out MACARONI! Hello sir! MACARONI used HEEEEEY, MACARONI! MACARONI started to DANCE the MACARENA! What in the--?! Dancing macaroni... Now Ive seen everything. No you havent! Oh well... Hello sir! SALESMAN used HELLO SIR! MUSIC is TOO LOUD for MACARONI to HEAR! MACARONI used DANCE! MACARONI is DANCING! I just came up with a new item! MACARONI is DANCING! SALESMAN sees CITIZEN! HELLO SIR! CITIZEN SCREAMS in TERROR and FLEES! Nobody likes me... MACARONI is DANCING! This is getting creepy... Can I just smash this thing with my briefcase? SALESMAN used BRIEFCASE FWAP! Answers that. MACARONI stopped DANCING! Good. That was scary. MACARONI used FROWN! ...Can you start dancing again? That wasnt as scary as this. MACARONI is FROWNING ANGRILY! Stop it... Please? SALESMAN is SCARED! Well, duh... FROWNEYFACE appeared! ... FROWNEYFACE used FROWN! STOP WITH THE FROWNING!! MACARONI and FROWNEYFACE are FROWNING ANGRILY! WAAAAAAAHHHH! STOPITSTOPITSTOOOOOOOP!! SALESMAN fainted! MACARONI won! MACARONI began DANCING again! FROWNEYFACE wandered into MINEFIELD and EXPLODED! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 81 -- BATTLE 82 -- BATTLE 83 -- BATTLE 84 -- BATTLE 85 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 8/8/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 81: Dart Board Decisions Player: Mysterious Figure B [1-0-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Gigantic Robo-Salesman Argh... This is getting boring, waiting around for Darkpuff to die so we can take over... At least I have a new army of Salesmen... SALESMAN suggests taking over OTHER VERSIONS! Hey, good idea. SET UP DA DART BOARD! DA DART BOARD appeared! Okay... How many Salesmen we got now? 6000! Okay... Three darts, 2000 go in each Version. Got it. Dart one, GO! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B used THROW! Its super effective! DA DART BOARD is slightly wounded! ...Ruby Version, eh? SEND A SCOUT... TOMORROW! PORTAL to RUBY VERSION appeared! SCOUT waited next to PORTAL! Dart two, GO! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B used THROW! Its super effective! DA DART BOARD needs food! Quiet, Dart Board. What do we have now... Black Version. SEND A SCOUT TOMORROW! PORTAL to BLACK VERSION appeared! SCOUT waited next to PORTAL! Dart three, GO! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B used THROW! Its super effective! DA DART BOARD is in critical condition! Red Version? Hm... I feel weird about this... DA DART BOARD is ANGRY! Huh? Whoah... DA DART BOARD wants to fight! Fine. Go, Giant Robotic Salesman! Go! HALF-MELTED GRS! Oh yeah... I forgot about that... H-M GRS fully melted! Argh... Go, Salesman! Go! SALESMAN! DA DART BOARD used DART! SALESMAN was hit with MANY DARTS! SALESMAN fainted! Doh... Go, Salesman! Theres no will to fight! I meant another one. So did I. Damn you. Go me. I choose you, MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B! DA DART BOARD used DART! DA DART BOARDs attack missed! Hah! Ill just throw more darts at it! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B used THROW! Its super effective! DA DART BOARD fainted! PORTAL to RED VERSION appeared! Send a scout tomorrow. PORTAL to RED VERSION closed! Huh? Why? Because JASONROSS doesn't want to do CROSSOVER! ... Hey, it's not my fault. Okay... We'll start again tomorrow. NOW we can take over... SOME worlds! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! NARRATOR 4 thinks something BAD will HAPPEN... 8/9/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 82: The Takeover? Player: Mysterious Figure B [2-0-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Da Dart Board Okay, bring in our new Dart Board. DORT BORED appeared! ...Youve gotta be kidding me. DORT BORED? Nope. Take it or leave it. Fine... Dart one, GO! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B used THROW! Its super effective! DORT BORED is wounded! Not this again. But what do we have? I dont know. Huh? What the--? Oh GREAT... This board doesnt have the Versions on them. GET ONE THAT DOES! DORT BORED is ANGRY! Quiet you! DORT BORED wants to fight! Fine, you evil compilation of wood, velvet, and other dart-boardy things! Go, Salesman! Go! SALESMAN! DORT BORED used BORE! SALESMAN is BORED! SALESMAN began to play MEGA MAN 8! Lousy Salesmen... Go, other Salesman! Go! SALESMAN! Whack him with your briefcase! SALESMAN used BRIEFCASE FWAP! Critical hit! DORT BORED used DORT! SALESMAN doesnt know what DORT is! SALESMAN is confused! ...This is getting old fast. It hurt itself in its confusion! Argh... I dont care about it now. Go me. The enemys a dort bored! Go, MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B! Hyper Beam. MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B used HYPER BEAM! Critical hit! DORT BORED fainted! I hate this... Im just gonna randomly pick stuff from this big sheet of paper. SHEET O' PAYPA appeared! THIS THING WILL NOT FIGHT ME, GOT IT? ... Good. Lessee now... LAVENDER RUBY WHITE! THERE! Now, OPEN THEMS PORTALS! No! Why? PERMISSION is needed! ... What? Since when did you need permission to INVADE STUFF?! I dont know. They just wont open. Thats the best excuse I can think up right now. I hate you, Narrator. MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B won! ... 8/10/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 83: Friendly Rivals (Is That Even Possible?) Player: Mysterious Figure B [3-0-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Dort Bored MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B appeared! Do you have permission for me to invade now? YES! Good. PORTALS to TURQUOISE, RUBY, and LAVENDER VERSIONS appeared! Turquoise? I said WHITE! WEBMASTER never ASKED DACTA! ...Whatever. CHARGE! SALESMAN ARMYs PRICES greatly rose! ... SALESMAN ARMY disappeared into PORTALS! Good. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! HAHAHA! SHUT UP! Fine. GOOD FRIEND appeared! Who are you? GOOD FRIEND: Hiya Erik! SHHH! GOOD FRIEND: What, Erik? SHUT UP! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B was renamed ERIK! I hate you Narrator. GOOD FRIEND: So have ya invaded the world? GO AWAY! GOOD FRIEND: Well? You told me everything... Getting the Salesman Army, sending scouts everywhere... Thats it. DIE! ERIK used ROCK SLIDE! GOOD FRIEND was buried under a PILE OF ROCKS! Hah. GOOD FRIEND was renamed ARCHRIVAL! Even better. ARCHRIVAL climbed out from under ROCKS! ARCHRIVAL wants to fight! Fire Blast! ERIK used FIRE BLAST! ARCHRIVAL melted! Good! Stay that way or Ill have to REALLY hurt you! ARCHRIVAL used SLIP! ERIK slipped on ARCHRIVAL and fell off RANDOMLY-APPEARING CLIFF! That would figure. ERIK hit GROUND! ERIK fainted from impact! Demonic Narrator... Yep! ARCHRIVAL won! 8/11/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 84: Sluggy Freelance: The PokéBattle Sluggy Freelance and all its characters © 1997-2000 Pete Abrams. All rights reserved. Player: Torg [no record.] TORG appeared! Huh? What the--?! Where am I? Where are those kittens? WHERES BERT!? TORG is in SHADOW G/S! ...Did Riff get me with the flux agitator again and I didnt know it? NO! WEBMASTER thought it would be funny to parody SLUGGY FREELANCE and plunked you into a POKéBATTLE! A what? ... What? Tell me. REAKK appeared! SQUEEKYBOBO BALL appeared! Uh... Why are you here? REAKK: Its TORG! SQUEEKYBOBO BALL: LEMME OUTTA HERE! NOW! @&#$! REAKK: GET HIM! REAKK wants to fight! Can someone tell me whats going on? NO! REAKK sent out SQUEEKYBOBO BALL! Help me here. WHAT DO I DO?! NARRATOR 4 wont tell! REAKK used KICK! SQUEEKYBOBO BALL was KICKed into TORGs HEAD! SQUEEKYBOBO BALL: YOU IDIOT! OWW! Lousy demon! I guess Ill send out Riff? Go! RIFF! Hey, cool. Maybe I should do this a bit more. GO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN! Nothing happened! Damn. REAKK used KICK! SQUEEKYBOBO BALL was KICKed into RIFF! SQUEEKYBOBO BALL: STOP KICKING ME! @^#$!! RIFF got really pissed and blew SQUEEKYBOBO BALL away with his LASERCANNON! YEAH! Go Riff! REAKK used KICK! REAKK KICKed RIFF! RIFF fainted! ...Uh... Go... Bun-Bun? BUN-BUN: Leave me alone, Nerd-boy. ... REAKK used KICK! REAKK KICKed TORG really hard! OUCH! You stupid demon! Take THAT! TORG used BOARD SLAM! TORG got a TWO-BY-FOUR out of NOWHERE and proceeded to beat REAKK senseless with it! Hows THIS for a dimension of pain!? HUH!? STOP KICKING ME!! KITTEN appeared! AAAAAAAAHHH! KITTEN: Mew. KITTEN sliced REAKK into TINY SHREDS! REAKK died a horrible death! TORG won! Eh heh... eh heh heh heh... GET THAT KITTEN AWAY FROM ME!! KITTEN: Mew. 8/12/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 85: Army Collision (AKA The Caps Lock Battle) (Ruby Version Crossover) Player: Salesman Army [no record.] SALESMAN ARMY appeared in RUBY VERSION! HUT-HUT-HUT, HUTTELY-DUT-HUT-HUT... Eh... HELLO SIR! AAAAHH!! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THIS-- GIANT HEAVY OBJECT dropped on SALESMAN ARMY! OUCH. MACARONI ARMY appeared! HELLO SIR! MACARONI looks EVIL! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THIS REVOLUTIONARY NEW ITEM? MACARONI ARMY wants to fight! OK. ATTACK! SALESMAN ARMY used MULTIPLE BRIEFCASE FWAP! Its rather effective! MACARONI ARMY used DANCE! MACARONI ARMY started to DANCE the MACARENA! AAAAAHH! KILLKILLKILLKILLKILL! SALESMAN ARMY used KILLKILLKILLKILLKILL! MACARONI ARMY was KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLed! THAT WAS SIMPLE. However, MACARONI ARMY still stands... the hell?! HUH? MACARONI ARMY used FROWN! MACARONI ARMY is FROWNING ANGRILY! ATTACK! SALESMAN ARMY used MULTIPLE BRIEFCASE FWAP! MACARONI ARMY is FROWNING ANGRILY! THEN WE SHALL FROWN AS WELL! SALESMAN ARMY used FROWN! SALESMAN ARMY is FROWNING ANGRILY! FROWNS collided somehow! ... GIGANTICAL EXPLOSION occurred! GIGANTICAL? GIGANTICAL! ... SALESMAN ARMY fainted! MACARONI ARMY fainted! BATTLE was DRAW! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 86 -- BATTLE 87 -- BATTLE 88 -- BATTLE 89 -- BATTLE 90 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 8/13/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 86: Yet Another Version Warp (Turquoise Version Crossover) Player: Cid [15-7-2] Last Battle: Draw vs. G/S Starters CID appeared! A Narrator again... Finally. CID fell through TURQUIOSE-COLORED TEMPORAL GATEWAY! Oh, great. Another Version warp accident... YEP! I hate you. BLACK HORDES appeared! ...Hi. BLACK HORDES charge at the FRESH MEAT! Uh... BLACK HORDES crowd around BUTCHER SHOP and stare at all the FRESH MEAT! Well, isnt that creepy. All those zombies and stuff crowding around a big rack of meat... PPB appeared! ...Live long, and prosper, funky robot-dude. PPB wants to fight! Okay then. PPB used BAD ENGLISH ACCENT! Its not very effective... ... PPB used PERFECTLY ARTICULATED ENGLISH ACCENT! Its super effective! No its not. Im standing it. Uh... Erm... Its not very effective... Better. PPB used REALLY STRONG PUNCH! Okay, THAT was quite the contrary. Its super effective! Critical hit! Go, Hitmonlee! Go! HITMONLEE! Rolling Kick attack! HITMONLEE used ROLLING KICK! HITMONLEE kicked PPB really hard and sent it ROLLING down a RANDOMLY-APPEARING CLIFF! Its super effective! PEASANTS: Yay. Whered those Peasants come from? PPB hit GROUND! PPB isnt moving! Good. PPB isnt breathing! Better. PPB appears to be dead! So what? PEASANTS: Yay. BLACK HORDES appeared! Hi. More meat down the mountain. BLACK HORDES charge down CLIFF in search of FRESH MEAT! That was surprisingly simple. ZOMBIE is still staring into BUTCHER SHOP! Heh. HyperBall, GO! CID used HYPERBALL! ZOMBIE was caught! Give new nickname to ZOMBIE? BILL GATES. ZOMBIE was renamed BILL GATES! CID won! PEASANTS: Yay. 8/14/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 87: Hello Lavender Version! (AKA The Caps Lock Battle 2) (Lavender Version Crossover) Player: Salesman Army [1-1-2] Last Battle: Win vs. Macaroni Army SALESMAN ARMY appeared in LAVENDER VERSION! SALESMAN ARMY is in the middle of REALLY BIG CROWD! HELLO SIR! REALLY BIG CROWD ran away! ... SIGN appeared! SIGN says to get on S.S. DITTO and go to EEVEE ISLAND! OKAY. SALESMAN ARMY got on S.S. DITTO! S.S. DITTO appeared on EEVEE ISLAND! SALESMAN ARMY appeared on EEVEE ISLAND! S.S. DITTO disappeared! GREAT. NOW WERE STUCK. YEP! KOFFING appeared! WEEZING appeared! KIT appeared! CUTEPUFF appeared! HELLO SIR! ALL THREE LAVENDER VERSION CHARACTERS scream in ABSOLUTE TERROR and FLEE! THAT WAS SIMPLE... THREE? CUTEPUFF used CUTENESS! AAAAAAHHHH! SALESMAN ARMY screams in ABSOLUTE TERROR and FLEES! CUTEPUFF cutely follows! GET IT AWAY!! NARRATOR 4 used AWAY! CUTEPUFF was blown away to SOMEWHERE ELSE! NARRATOR 4 sighs in RELIEF! *SIGH* SALESMAN ARMY sighs in RELIEF! GIANT PURPLE FLAREON named FUZZY appeared in GIANT HAMSTER BALL! ... FUZZY used PLAY! FUZZY is PLAYing in GIANT HAMSTER BALL! THIS VERSION IS WEIRD... BUT WE HAVE A JOB TO DO. HELLO SIR! FUZZY is PLAYING! ...HELLO SIR! FUZZY cant hear SALESMAN ARMY! HELLO SIR!! FUZZY cant hear SALESMAN ARMY! Ugh... LETS JUST GO FIND THOSE THREE THAT WERE HERE A LITTLE BIT AGO... SALESMAN ARMY ran away! ... FUZZY won! ... LAVENDER NARRATOR took over! ... 8/15/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 88: Monotony in Ruby (Ruby Version Crossover) Player: Salesman Army [1-2-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Fuzzy SALESMAN ARMY is CELEBRATING over VICTORY with INFERNO! HELLO SIR! HELLO SIR! Is that all you can say? HELLO SIR! ...Never mind. WERE DONE. Good. BOBA FETT appeared! HELLO SIR! BOBA FETT used BLASTER! A couple of SALESMEN were VAPORIZED! ...WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THIS SHORT-FUSED BOMB? BOBA FETT used BUY! BOBA FETT bought BOMB and lighted it! BOMB blew up in BOBA FETTs FACE! BOBA FETT is ANGRY! HAHAHAHAHA! SALESMAN ARMY used DELAYED LAUGHTER! BOBA FETT wants to fight! BOBA FETT sent out BOBA FETT! ATTACK! SALESMAN ARMY used MULTIPLE BRIEFCASE FWAP! Its not very effective... Critical hit! BOBA FETT used BLASTER! A few more SALESMEN were VAPORIZED! HELLO SIR! Its super effective! BOBA FETT used FLAMETHROWER! A few more SALESMEN spontaneously COMBUSTED! HELLO SIR! Its super effective! The crowds attention span is quickly dropping because of this battle! LETS JUST FINISH THIS GUY OFF THEN... SALESMAN ARMY used MULTIPLE BRIEFCASE FWAP! BOBA FETT was FWAPPED off RANDOMLY-APPEARING CLIFF! BOBA FETTs JETPACK ran out of fuel! BOBA FETT fainted! SALESMAN ARMY won! 8/16/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 89: Darkpuff Muyo! (Now You Know I'm Running Out of Battle Titles) Player: Grandpa [5-7-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Local Angry Mob Its quiet here... GRANDPA is CORRECT! How come? SALESMAN ARMY is invading OTHER VERSIONS! Okay... CID accidentally went to TURQUOISE VERSION! Uh huh... WEBMASTER is busy KEEPING UP with THREE CROSSOVERS at ONCE! Ah. DARKPUFF appeared! Hello. Havent seen you in a while. DARKPUFF: DOOM... DOOM PUFF PUFF DOOMPUFF DOOM DOOM. Huh? GRANDPA is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Ow! Dag-nabbit! DARKPUFF said that WEBMASTER is too BUSY to use DARKPUFF in any relevant BATTLES anymore! ...Oh. So that means Darkpuff would be angry? DARKPUFF is ANGRY! Guess so. DARKPUFF wants to KILL! MAIM! DESTROY! SMASH! INJURE! BREAK! SMUSH! Smush? HURT! STAB! SLICE! GUT! SLAM! SLASH! FWAP! ATTACK IN A VIOLENT MANNER! Youre running out of ideas, arent you. Yeah. DARKPUFF wants to fight, as well! Okay now... Go Dukes! Go! DUKES! DARKPUFF sent out DARKPUFF! General Lee attack! DUKES used GENERAL LEE! The GENERAL LEE attempted to run over DARKPUFF, but was smashed to bits! Dang! Angry Mob! DARKPUFF used EAT! ANGRY MOB was eaten! Ive forgotten how powerful this guy is... DARKPUFF is ENRAGED! ...Oops. DARKPUFF used DARK BREATH! EVERYTHING within a 50-FOOT RADIUS of DARKPUFF fainted, including GRANDPA! DARKPUFF won! Well, at least Darkpuff got featured in a battle. GRANDPA is CORRECT! DARKPUFF is HAPPY! 8/17/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 90: Darkpuff's Infomercial Inspired by Hexxjo/Seryph, Webmaster of Turquoise Version. Player: Darkpuff [8-4-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Grandpa DARKPUFF appeared on INFOMERCIAL SET! DARKPUFF has been given the ability to TALK for the next TWO HOURS! Actually, its just a bunch of badly translated voiceovers. NARRATOR QUIET! ...You really DO talk?! LET ME DO JOB. SELL GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL. DARKPUFF used EAT! DARKPUFF ate VOICEOVER GUYS! Its... super effective, judging from the agonized screams coming from Darkpuffs stomach... DOOM! DARKPUFF appeared in front of BAD ISLAND BACKDROP SCENERY! SALLY STRUTHERS appeared! GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL appeared! INFOMERCIAL started! DOOM. SS: Hello! ME GET TO POINT. ME HAVE GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL. GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL GOOD. SS: Thats not how you do this, Darkpuff... FUNKY LADY QUIET! SALLY STRUTHERS doesnt object! GOOD. DARKPUFF LIKE GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL. MAKE MEAT GOOD! NO UNWANTED FAT. MAKE GOOD GRILLED CHARMANDER. WHAT FUNKY LADY THINK? SS: I find the concept of eating other Pokémon utterly disgusting. AND IM NOT FUNKY LA--AAH! DARKPUFF used EAT! DARKPUFF ate SALLY STRUTHERS! DARKPUFF LIKE MEAT RAW, BUT GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL MAKE MEAT BETTER. OBSERVE. DARKPUFF pulled out HALF-DIGESTED VOICEOVER GUY from his STOMACH and proceeded to... eew... SEE? WHAT ONCE JUST LARGE MASS OF FLESH AND BLOOD AND BONE NOW DELECTABLE MEAT... EVERYONE on INFOMERCIAL SET threw up! LIGHTWEIGHTS. DARKPUFF proceeded to grill SALLY STRUTHERS and OTHER VOICEOVER GUYS! NARRATOR 4 isnt feeling so hot... BUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL OR DARKPUFF EAT YOU. DARKPUFF amassed SEVERAL HUNDRED MILLION YEN in mere SECONDS! DOOM. For the sake of having a somewhat complete battle... DARKPUFF won! Now excuse me... *gack* [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 91 -- BATTLE 92 -- BATTLE 93 -- BATTLE 94 -- BATTLE 95 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] WARRIOR BATTLE 91: Not an Anime Boy, but Still Luckless (Turquoise Version Crossover) Player: Cid [16-7-2] Last Battle: Win vs. PPB CID is in TURQUOISE VERSION! Yes, Narrator, I know. CID knows hes in TURQUOISE VERSION! This battle seems redundant from the start... Thats because WEBMASTER just came back from WEDDING REHEARSAL and is in a RUSH to UPDATE! Oooohh... Does that have ANY relevance to the current situation? No. Didnt think so. LANDON doesnt think so either! TENCHI doesnt think so either! Youre still here? LANDON and TENCHI apparently didnt have anything BETTER to do than follow CID! Oh. BLACK HORDES appeared! BLACK HORDES are ANGRY! Why? There was no FRESH MEAT at the BASE of CLIFF, only PPB! Oh, OK. Theres fresh meat over there. BLACK HORDES arent going to fall for THAT again! No, really, theres some over there. CID pointed to FRESH MEAT! BLACK HORDES want to fight! Damn you. Go, MagnaAngemon! The enemys a big group of dead people! Go, MAGNAANGEMON! BLACK HORDES gasp in FEAR! Heh... Gate of Destiny, Magna. MAGNAANGEMON used GATE OF DESTINY! SEVERAL THOUSAND GATES fell on BLACK HORDES! That puns been used before... Yeah, like 50-60 Battles ago. True. Its super effective! BLACK HORDES used CHARGE! BLACK HORDES charge at the FRESH MEAT! What idiots. FRESH MEAT is CID and CO.! Oh. Well the proper reaction would be Dammit, wouldnt it? YES! OK then. DAMMIT! CID ran away! LANDON ran away! TENCHI stood there and watched BLACK HORDES go after CID and LANDON! Since nobodys left... TENCHI won! 8/19/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 92: Meeting... I Think... Player: Kageru [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Tree SHADOW ELITE are having MEETING! Yeah, so? So... SHADOW ELITE are discussing SOMETHING! All in favor of hating the Narrator? ALL: Aye. Opposed? NOBODY responds... HEY! Good. Onto official business: The Darkpuff threat-- KOJIRO: Excuse me, but I think the Darkpuff threat has been neutralized. All it seems to be doing is advertising a George Foreman grill nowadays. Must be because Doompuff disappeared. That was what I meant. Darkpuffs way of selling things will attract the attention of our new enemy, the Helloing Sirs -- also known as the Salesman Army. VINCENT: Helloing Sirs? RAY: What the hell, Kageru? Did YOU name them that? EVERYONE gave KAGERU a REALLY STRANGE LOOK! Uh... Eh... Heh heh... Its super effective! Shut up, Narrator. TIRA: Can we get on with this? Yes... As I said before, Darkpuff will undoubtedly be invited to the Helloing Sirs -- LANCE: Can you just call it the Salesman Army? Helloing Sirs just sounds too freaky. EVERYONE agrees! No. KAGERU doesnt agree! Anyway. Darkpuff might join, or might just cook them on that grill of his, in the eye of the public. Either way, we cant take that risk. We MUST stop the He-- ALL: SALESMAN ARMY! SALESMAN ARMY... Before they get to Darkpuff. KYLE: This makes no sense. BLADE: I know... JADE: Really. EVERYONE agrees, even NARRATOR 4! SHUT UP! EVERYONE complies and does as told, except NARRATOR 4! Now, well split up into three groups: PokéBall and SuperBall Gym Leaders take one group, HyperBall and MasterBall Gym Leaders take another, and us four MasterBall elite will take the third group. RED: Now THAT made no sense. Why didnt you just call us by names? Its simpler. EVERYONE agrees! This is a lost cause... At least I didnt faint or lose or anything. WRONG, League boy! KAGERU fainted! Uh... Erm... Hm... Lessee here... Who... Who... AHA! LOAFY won! 8/20/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 93: Lyfe Cereal Player: Lyfe [no record.] LYFE appeared! Go away. LYFE lively said GO AWAY! Dont make me a Cutepuff spinoff. LYFE-- Dont even. LYFE didnt let NARRATOR 4 finish! So what? NARRATOR 4 is QUITE ANNOYED! So? And why do you alternate between first and third person all the time? NARRATOR 4 is perfectly fine, so leave me alone! Okay now... Using both perspectives in the same sentence... NARRATOR 4 sent out LOAFY! LOAFY sent out MEATLOAF! MEATLOAF used MEATLOAF BLASTER! LET ME TAKE A TURN!! NO! LYFE was BLASTed into NON-EXISTANCE... Nah. Too old. LYFE was BLASTed into CEREAL! ... KIDS appeared! AAH! KID 1: Whats this stuff? KID 2: Some cereal. KID 1: Joo try it? Joo? KID 2: Im not gonna try it, JOO try it! Dont try it, kid. Im... uh... POISON! Yeah. Thats it. Poison. KID 1: Im not gonna try it! Smart kid. KID 2: I know! Lets get Mikey to eat it! KID 1: Yeah! Mikey wont eat it. He hates everything! Something seems deftly wrong in that exchange of dialogue. LYFE was passed to MIKEY! Dude, you need Oxy pads. MIKEY looks HUNGRY! AAAAHH! MIKEY started EATING LYFE like NOBODYS BUSINESS! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! KID 2: He likes it! Hey Mikey! LYFE. It was something, but I made it cereal. Pretty damn good too. LYFE fainted! MIKEY won! I hate you. KID 1: It IS good. Hey, is that my foot? 8/21/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 94: Battle at Sea Player: Capp'n Joe [1-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Captain Mel CAPPN PETE appeared! Yarr, it be the Narrator! CREW: HUZZAH! ...Arr. CAPTAIN MELs SHIP appeared! Arr, it be that wretched Captain Mel! MEL: Pete, ye scurvy dog, gimme back me treasure! No. It be my treasure no, so nyah. NARRATOR 4 thinks its rather STRANGE to see a PIRATE saying NYAH... Yarr, ye dont have control over me. True. CAPTAIN MEL wants to fight! Arr, ye scalawag! Prepare to be boarded! CREW: HUZZAH! CREW threw GIANT BOARD at CAPTAIN MEL! Puns be not funny. But this one works just fine. CAPTAIN MEL was HIT with BOARD! CAPTAIN MEL got BOARDED! Arr. CAPTAIN MEL is ANGRY! CAPTAIN MEL sent out ZOMBIE SHIPS! Yarr? Well, send out the Priest Ships. CREW: HUZZAH! CAPPN JOE sent out PRIEST SHIPS! PRIESTS used HOLINESS! ZOMBIES melted into a pile of GREENISH GOOP! That works. CAPTAIN MEL sent out ENRAGED ATHEIST SHIPS! PRIESTS try to CONVERT the ATHEISTS! ... ATHEISTS beat up PRIESTS! PRIEST SHIPS fainted! Arr. Send out the Berserk Viking Ships! CREW: HUZZAH! CAPPN JOE sent out BERSERK VIKING SHIPS! VIKINGS: GRAAAAAAHH! VIKINGS used TRAMPLE! Harr harr! VIKINGS ran into WATER and DROWNED! ...Yarr... CAPTAIN MEL sent out CAPTAIN MEL! CAPPN JOE sent out CAPPN JOE! Walk the plank, ye! CAPPN JOE used WALK! CAPPN JOE walked off PLANK and into WATER! ...I hate ye, Narrator. CAPPN JOE drowned! CAPPN JOE fainted! ... CAPTAIN MEL won! 8/22/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 95: Braaaaaiiiins... Player: Cid [16-8-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Black Hordes CID is being CHASED by BLACK HORDES! NO FRIGGIN DUH! FOR BEING DEAD, THESE GUYS ARE FAST! NARRATOR 4 is actually quite AMUSED at the PROSPECT of CID being CHASED by something he just CAUGHT not more than HALF AN HOUR ago! For one, its been like 5 days, and for two, how is it you and some other Narrator keep switching? Crossover. Ah. BLACK HORDES appeared! ...Howd they get in front of us? BLACK HORDES that have been chasing CID, LANDON, and TENCHI appeared from BEHIND! Oh. DENTED PPB appeared! Well now... BLACK HORDES want to fight! And PPB? Hes still a bit SCARED of FALLING off CLIFF! Oh... Kay... BLACK HORDES sent out BLACK HORDES! Allrighty then, GO BILL GATES! Go! BILL GATES! LANDON sent out PSYDUCK! TENCHI just watches on! Is that all you can do? TENCHI doesnt have SWORD with him! CANT YOU CREATE ONE OUTTA THAT BRIGHTGAWK THING!? TENCHI kicked the CRAP outta CID! OW. TENCHI says its LIGHTHAWK WING, and NO! Okay... BLACK HORDES used SMELL! BLACK HORDES emit a HORRIBLE STENCH! ...The hell? PSYDUCK gave BLACK HORDES a VACANT LOOK! Figures. Bill Gates, uh... Eat their brains? BILL GATES used CHOMP! BILL GATES ate PPBs BRAIN! Okay, that works... PPB was renamed VEGETABLE! VEGETABLE fainted! BILL GATESs attack continues! Hes already got no brain... BILL GATES ate PSYDUCKs BRAIN! Oh... Psyduck has a brain? PSYDUCK fainted! This doesnt look good. BILL GATESs attack continues! AAAAHH! RUN FOR IT!! CID ran away! LANDON ran away! BILL GATES and BLACK HORDES followed in PURSUIT! TENCHI just stood there YET AGAIN, so... TENCH won! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 96 -- BATTLE 97 -- BATTLE 98 -- BATTLE 99 -- BATTLE 100 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 8/23/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 96: Interview With a Doompuff Player: Sir_Chargon [3-3-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Salesman SIR_CHARGON appeared! Hello. Since Ive done WAY too many crossover responses and cant think up anything to not rip off, Ive decided to copy Interview With a Vampire and interview some of Shadow G/Ss inhabitants for the next... SIR_CHARGON counts on FINGERS! Four Battles. Only without the flashbacks that seriously cool aforementioned movie had. NARRATOR 4 didnt like INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE that much! Shut up. Today we have... DARKPUFF appeared! Darkpuff! DARKPUFF: DOOM. So Darkpuff, how do you like Shadow G/S? DARKPUFF: DARKPUFF LIKE WORLD. MANY THINGS TO EAT AND GRILL ALIVE. ...Next question: Why are you insistent that people buy your grill? DARKPUFF: BUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL OR DARKPUFF EAT YOU. ... *blink blink* DARKPUFF: DOOM. Uh huh. Next question-- DARKPUFF: BUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL! Later. Now-- DARKPUFF: NOW! Argh... FINE! HERE! SIR_CHARGON gave DARKPUFF a rather large amount of YEN! HAPPY!? DARKPUFF: DOOM. *sigh* Next question: Do... ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!? DARKPUFF: THREE HUNDRED, FOUR HUNDRED, FIVE HUNDRED... This is ruined... DARKPUFF: HEY! YOU DIDNT GIVE ME ENOUGH! ILL GIVE IT TO YOU LATER! NOW SHUT UP AND ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTIONS! DARKPUFF used EAT! DARKPUFF ate SIR_CHARGON! I really, really, REALLY hate the way this is turning out... Doompopper. SIR_CHARGON used DOOMPOPPER! DARKPUFF exploded! There. NOW maybe youll answer my questions. DARKPUFF BITS quaver a bit! Good. Now, do you like how you... DARKPUFF BITS reassembled! Eat me again and Ill seal you with Doompuff. DAKRPUFF: DOOMPUFF NOT BUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL YET. GET HIM BUY. ARGH! IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT!? DARKPUFF: DOOM. Thats it, I cant do this. Just... ILL BE IN MY TOWER! SIR_CHARGON ran away! Narrator, do NOT push it! DARKPUFF won! ... *sigh* DARKPUFF: DOOM. 8/24/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 97: The Hero's Thoughts (Cid Has Thoughts?) Player: Sir_Chargon [3-4-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Darkpuff SIR_CHARGON appeared! Hello. Since Darkpuffs interview didnt go too well, Im going to interview the hero of Shadow G/S... CID appeared through TURQUOISE-COLRED TEMPORAL GATEWAY! Cid! CID: Not again... Where am I no... Oh hi Webmaster God-dude. Dont call me Webmaster God-dude again or Ill eat you. LANDON appeared through AFOREMENTIONED APPARATUS! TENCHI appeared as well! ...Great. Im not interviewing you two. LANDON: Uh... Okay. TENCHI just stood there! Allrighty. Now Cid, how did you get started on your journey? CID: I dunno. Youre the Webmaster. You tell me. ...Touché. Next question: Why do your Pokémon leave you all the time? CID: THEY DIDNT LEAVE ME! YOU GOT THAT!? This interview thing is a lost cause... Hey, YOU were the one who started it! QUIET YOU! ... Good. Now Cid, what happened while you were in LIMBO? CID: Uh... I got attacked by guerrilla clowns! We know that. CID: I... Got attacked by... Nope, thats it. SIR_CHARGON facefaults! GEEZ! Isnt there ANYBODY in this world that has some INTELLIGENCE!? YOU created them all! I said SHUT UP YA DAMN NARRATOR! FINE! Lets see how you do without me! NARRATOR 4 left in a HUFF! Good riddance. NARRATOR 5 took control of BATTLE! Screw this... Tomorrow we interview Grandpa for an attempt at SANITY... Ill be in my tower. SIR_CHARGON ran away! Shut up. Just shut up. CID won! Argh... CID and LANDON went back through TURQUOISE-COLORED TEMPORAL GATWAY! TENCHI just stood there! TURQUOISE NARRATOR grabbed TENCHI and pulled him through GATEWAY! 8/25/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 98: The Interviews Continue... Player: Sir_Chargon [3-5-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Cid SIR_CHARGON appeared! Okay now... We have with us today... ... ...We have WITH US TODAY... ... Okay, WHERE THE HELL IS GRANDPA!? GRANDPA appeared! I can tell this is gonna be a bad one already. EH. Eh? Dont mess with me, Narrator. Now, onto the questions. GRANDPA: WHAT? I know you can hear me. GRANDPA: WHAT? ... *sigh* GRANDPA: ILL TAKE THE 50/50. THIS ISNT WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE! ITS AN INTERVIEW! NOW SHUT UP AND ANSWER MY FRIGGIN QUESTIONS OR ILL EAT YOU OR DO SOME OTHER BAD, REALLY REALLY HARMFUL THING TO YOU!! GRANDPA: Oh... Okay. FINALLY! Now, onto questi-- GRANDPA: I have to use the bathroom. SIR_CHARGON facefaults! O...Kay... SIR_CHARGONs EYE is TWITCHING! Shut... Up... Narrator... ... Better... GRANDPA went to BATHROOM! *sigh* I really hate this... But I cant think of anything better. HOURS pass! ...How long is he gonna be IN there!? I dunno. Wonderful. GRANDPA appeared! Finally. On to question one-- GRANDPA fell asleep! ...I did NOT make Grandpa like this. GRANDPA isnt under WEBMASTERs CONTROL! YES HE IS! WATCH! SIR_CHARGON used CONTROL! The attack failed! ...Damn. See? GRANDPA is fast asleep! Tomorrow we interview Digiman in the final, and hopefully SANE-- Good luck. --interview. Shut up Narrator. SIR_CHARGON won! ... 8/26/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 99: Final Interview Player: Sir_Chargon [4-5-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Grandpa Okay now... Were here at the final inter-- SIR_CHARGON appeared! --view... Better late than never, eh Narrator? SIR_CHARGON used LAME INSULT! Dont %@$# around with me today, Narrator. Ive had 3 bad interviews already. SHADOW VERSIONs RSACi LANGUAGE LEVEL greatly rose! Shut up and bring on Digiman. DIGIMAN fell through CEILING! ...Well, at least hes here. Now onto question one-- DIGIMAN doesnt look CONSCIOUS! Good for him. DIGIMAN doesnt look like hes BREATHING! So what. Just continue like-- DIGIMAN looks DEAD! ... *sigh* SIR_CHARGON apparently DOESNT CARE! Damn straight! Means I dont have to do this damned interview and get on to writing Battle 100! NARRATOR 5 thinks you have a POINT! Okay then. Time to get-- DIGIMAN used RATHER POWERFUL PUNCH! OW! How the hell did he get up!? NARRATOR 5 doesnt know! DIGIMAN wants to fight! *sigh* You, my tights-wearing friend, are making a huge mistake. GO, DARK UMBREON! SIR_CHARGON sent out... My GOD, that... That... NARRATOR 5 screams like TERRIFIED LITTLE GIRL! Damn straight. DIGIMAN is paralyzed! It may not attack! Heh heh. Not so brave now, are you? DIGIMAN would shake his head NO if it was POSSIBLE! Good. Dark Umbreon, Scary Face attack. DARK UMBREON used SCARY FACE! DIGIMAN fainted in SHEER HORROR! NARRATOR 5 ran away in SHEER HORROR! Heh heh heh... Return, Dark Umbreon. ... Oh yeah... Forgot the Narrator ran away. Enough! DARK UMBREON! ...Is it safe to come out now? Yes. NARRATOR 5 appeared! Okay everyone. Now that the interviews are all done, you know what THAT means... Dark Umbreon wont be sent out anymore? NO! That means tomorrow is BATTLE 100! Yay. PEASANTS: Yay. Howd THEY get here? NARRATOR 5 doesnt care! ...Yeah, youre right. Now, time to write BATTLE 100! Ill be in my tower. SIR_CHARGON ran away! ...Screw it. Im just that happy the interviews are over Ill let that go. PEASANTS won! That too. 8/27/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 100: BATTLE 100 Player: Sir_Chargon [4-6-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Peasants SIR_CHARGON appeared again! Hello. Now that the interviews are over, Ive decided to take a safer route of inducing you all with nostalgia and look at my damn battles for once. Plus that, I ran out of ideas for Battle 100. SIR_CHARGON used... something... Shut up Narrator. Well, for a bit more explanation, Im going to look back on some of the more history-making Battles that built Shadow Version to what it is now. SIR_CHARGON walked up to PAINTING of GRANDPA attacking a TREE! Here we are at Battle 1. First made as a Blue Version battle for pokebattles.com, it went on to become the first Shadow Version Warrior Battle. Later, Ill give you a special G/S-stamped, modified Battle 1 for your enjoyment. Think of it as a Star Wars Special Edition ripoff with some flair. NARRATOR 5 liked SW: SPECIAL EDITION! Shut up Narrator! Now, onward. SIR_CHARGON walked up to PAINTING of a HYSTERICAL CID in MIDAIR! Battle 15, the introduction of Cid, Shadow Versions hero. NARRATOR 5 thought GRANDPA was HERO of SHADOW VERSION! SHUT UP NARRATOR! Well, think about it. I KNOW! JUST LET ME FINISH THIS AND YOU CAN ANNOY ME LATER! Okay. Good. Now, back to whatever the hell it was I was doing. Cid soon became one of my favorite characters, even through I didnt put him in many battles, as compared with Eric, MHE of Aqua Version. ERIC, MHE: Puffzan says correct! WHO BROUGHT HIM IN HERE!? I dunno. Well, GET HIM OUT! ERIC, MHE fainted! Better. Now, onward. SIR_CHARGON walks up to PAINTING of DARKPUFF! Battle 16, the introduction of Darkpuff... DARKPUFF appeared! What now? DARKPUFF: GIVE ME REST OF MONEY FOR GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL. No. Now-- DARKPUFF: YES! No. DARKPUFF wants to fight! What a fool. Go, Kaiseryuu! The enemys pretty damn well near invincible! Go, KAISERYUU! DARKPUFF promptly ate KAISERYUU! That was quick. SHUT UP, NARRATOR! Kaiseryuu, Whirling Tides! KAISERYUU used WHIRLING TIDES! DARKPUFF swelled up like a BALLOON! It pretty much IS a balloon, Narrator. Still. Yeah. DARKPUFF exploded! WATER flew EVERYWHERE! PAINTINGS started RUNNING! Bad pun alert... PAINTINGS now look all DISTORTED... Well, more than usual! Huh? AAH! MY PAINTINGS! YOUR paintings? Geez, you suck at art. I DO NOT! NOW SHUT UP AND SAY I WON OR YOURE FIRED! Okay, Okay... SIR_CHARGON won! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version2.0 The Home of Daravon Archives | Fanbattles | CafePress Store | 1-5 | 6-10 | 11-15 | 16-20 | 21-25 | 26-30 | 31-35 | 36-40 | 41-45 | 46-50 | | 51-55 | 56-60 | 61-65 | 66-70 | 71- 75 | 76-80 | 81-85 | 86-90 | 91-95 | 96-100 | | Battle 6 | Battle 7 | Battle 8 | Battle 9 | Battle 10 | BATTLES 6-10 -- ENTER THE NEENJLOR The return of one of the Old World's most renowned characters, Neenjlor, signals the beginning of a new era in Shadow Version. Though none but the Webmaster know it, Neenjlor may well be the one thing that can help calm the world. But with a newfound rival and the other dangers in the New World, the question is: will Neenjlor even survive? [sftiny-b.gif] [button_megatokyo.gif] [rbbutton3.gif] [banneranim.gif] [aol.gif] [wilybutton.gif] APRIL 2, 2001 - APRIL 6, 2001 4/2/2K1 -- WARRIOR BATTLE 6: 'Friendly' Rivalry Matt Beswick Rating: 5.15 Player: Neenjlor [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss v. Professor Daravon (5) HOOW DA-EER THEET... THEET... OOLD MA-EEN TRA-EE TOO KEEL MEE!! NARRATOR notes that YOU were the ONE who PROVOKED DARAVON into TRYING to DO SO! ... ... SOO WOOT!? EETS ZEE PREENCEEPOOL! Well, ZEE PREENCEEPOOL is WHAT got your ASS KICKED in the FIRST PLACE! ZAT... ZAT... ZATS BEESA-EED ZEE POO-EENT! POINT used BESIDE! POINT went BESIDE NEENJLOR and STABBED him in the GUT! OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!! ZEE PA-EEN! POINT buried itself INSIDE of NEENJLORs STOMACH! ... Yes, you can scream in total pain again. AAAAAAAAAAAA-EEEEEEEEE!!! That wasnt what I was looking for, but thats OK with me! For I am... THE NARRATOR! HEELP MEE! Shut up and grovel, you. NOO! ... NARRATOR decides that YOU have NOT been CAUSED enough PAIN! A-EE HAVE A POO-EENT EEN MA-EE STOOMEEK! A-EE HAVE EENOOF PA-EEN ALREEDEE!! NARRATOR will BE the JUDGE of THAT! ...AND? GUILTYYYYYY!!! A-EE HAVE A FEELEENG THAT THEES WEEL NOOT BEE GOOD. Damn STRAIGHT! IMMORTEUS appeared! EEMOORTEE-OOS? NO! IMMORTEUS, the IMMORTAL NINJA who MAKES GOOD FRIED CHICKEN! NARRATOR has DECIDED to GIVE you a RIVA-- IMMORTEUS: Yeah, I heard the weathers rough down there this time of year. EET EEZ. HEY!! Doesnt ANYBODY LISTEN to WHAT I have to SAY!? ... NOO. ... NARRATOR used PUPPETIZE! IMMORTEUS became COMPLETELY under NARRATORs CONTROL! ...THEEN WHA-EE EEZ HEE SHEEKEENG HANDS WEETH MEE EEN A FREENDLEE GEESTGOOR?? ... DAMN YOU AND YOUR DISBELIEF!! IMMORTEUS wants to fight! NOO HEE DOOSEENT. YES HE DOES! SHUT UP AND FIGHT ALREADY! ...NOO. Grrr... IMMORTEUS used TOSS! IMMORTEUS threw LOTS of NINJA STARS at NEENJLOR! HOW is THAT for PACIFISM? ...HEE GA-EEV MEE FLOOWEERS. All right, thats just plain it. NARRATOR used ALMIGHTY SMITING ACTION! NEENJLOR was ALMIGHTILY SMITED! NOO A-EE WOOSEENT. A-EEND EEMOORTEEOOS EES STOORTEENG TOO TOOCH MEE OONCOOFEERTABOOLEE... !? IMMORTEUS used SLASH! NEENJLORs SHIRT was... SLASHED apart? Well now, ISN'T that just FREAKY... AAAAAAA-EEEEE!! EET EEZ A GA-EE NEENJA! Apparently SO! IMMORTEUS wants to... uh... NARRATOR isnt QUITE SURE of what IMMORTEUS wants to DO, and quite FRANKLY, NARRATOR doesnt WANT to KNOW! IMMORTUES used PURSUIT! GEET AWA-EE FROOM MEE!! STOOPEETSTOOPEETSTOOPEETSTOOOOOOOOP!!! IMMORTEUS is still FOLLOWING YOU! ...KNOO WOOT... NEENJLOR turned AROUND! IMMORTEUS used TACKLE! OOF! NEENJLOR cant move! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-EEE!! ZEE GA-EE NEENJA EEZ OON TOOP OOF MEE!! GEET EET OOF! OOF, A-EE SA-EE!! NARRATOR doesnt DO SO! WHA-EE!?! DOO YOO SEE ZEE GA-EE NEENJA OON TOOP OOF MEE!? NARRATOR is QUITE AWARE of the GAY NINJA on TOP of YOU! NARRATOR thinks that IT is RATHER AMUSING! DAMN YOO!! EXACTLY! To be continued... [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] GO HERE TO RETURN TO THE MAIN PAGE [Redbanner.jpg] GO HERE TO LOOK AT MAIN PAGE [Warriorbanner.jpg] ^YOU ARE HERE^ [Starbanner.jpg] GO HERE TO SEE THE FANBATTLES Warrior Battles 1-5: The New World Warrior Battles 6-10: Enter the Neenjlor Pokémon is © 1995-2000 Nintendo, Creatures, GAMEFREAK, and all those other people I don't really give a damn about anymore. PokéBattles is... J's trademark? I dunno... Everybody else... You're in there too somewhere. Segment end