[Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 1 -- BATTLE 2 -- BATTLE 3 -- BATTLE 4 -- BATTLE 5 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 8/28/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 1: Digiman's Last Player: Digiman [3-5-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Peasants Hello. Now that were all done with our interviews, weve decided to interview... SIR_CHARGON appears, tied to CHAIR! SIR_CHARGON: LET ME GO! NOW! Shut up! DIGIMAN used KICK! SIR_CHARGON: JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY... WHERES MY POKéMON?! DIGIMAN held up BELT! Heh heh. Look fa-- MASTERBALLS suddenly BURST OPEN! Uh oh. KAISERYUU appeared! OSAIRU-SAMA appeared! NYASEJIKU appeared! KUBEREI appeared! DARK UMB... AAAH! ITS THAT THING AGAIN! AAAHH! *AHEM* Uh... GEN-RYUU appea... AAAH! AAAHH! HOW DOES HE GET THESE THINGS!? ALL SIX POKéMON want to fight! Oh lordy. SIR_CHARGON is laughing MANIACALLY! KAISERYUU used WHIRLING TIDES! OSAIRU-SAMA used PSYCHIC! NYASEJIKU used FURY SWIPES! KUBEREI used PAY DAY! D... Lets not get into that thing... GEN-RYUU us... Not that either. This is bad. Yep! ALL SIX ATTACKS hit DIGIMAN! GIANT EXPLOSION occurred! GRAVELER: MUHH-TROP-LUHS! Howd HE get... AAAHH! Player: Sir_Chargon [5-6-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Peasants SMOKE cleared! *cough...* Argh... Whered Digiman go? DIGIMAN is in SEVERAL PIECES strewn about AREA! ...Eew. DIGIMAN died! I can tell that. Okay. Hm... What can I use for a superhero now? Look! In the SKY! No. Its a SQUARE! ... Its a CUBE! ...? Its... ANGULAR MAN! ...!? To be continued... 8/29/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 2: Angular Attack Player: Sir_Chargon [6-6-0] Last Battle: Apparent Win vs. Digiman ANGULAR MAN appeared! Yes, I know. You said so last battle. No, what I said last battle was... NO! NO!! Look! In the SKY! STOP! Its a SQUARE! Argh... Its a CUBE! Leave me alone... Its... ANGULAR MAN! Done now? Yes. Thank you. ANGULAR MAN! Using the powers of geometry... Huh? He will right wrongs and triumph over circles! ...Riiiiiight. AM: And that means YOU! ...I do NOT tolerate Sailor Moon lines here, no matter how augmented. PREPARE TO DIE! SIR_CHARGON wants to fight! ANGULAR MAN sent out DODECAHEDRON! Bah. Just rearrange it to a circle. SIR_CHARGON used REARRANGE! DODECAHEDRON was renamed CIRCLE! ANGULAR MAN is SCARED! Heh. What a dork. SIR_CHARGON used THROW! SIR_CHARGON threw CIRCLE at ANGULAR MAN! Whee. ANGULAR MAN screams in TERROR! Hes dumber than Digiman! CIRCLE shattered! !? ANGULAR MAN triumphed over CIRCLE! Good for him. But what about this? CREATE! SIR_CHARGON used CREATE! SIR_CHARGON CREATEd CIRCULAR MAN! ANGULAR MAN and CIRCULAR MAN stare each other down! This should be good. ANGULAR MAN used SQUARE SHURIKEN! CIRCULAR MAN used LOOP BINDER! Hm... ATTACKS collided and shattered! Argh. NARRATOR 5 thinks BATTLE has gone on long enough! I dont. Too bad. BATTLE ended! To be continued... Damn idiot Narrator... 8/30/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 3: Celebrity Derthmatch Player: Steve Johnson [no record.] Welcome to CELEBRITY DERTHMATCH! DERTH: HEY! Thats not funny! Im Steve Johnson. SIR_CHARGON: And Im Sir_Chargon... Hey, why didnt I get to be the player? I dunno. And Im NARRATOR 5! Oh great. Well, despite the loud booming voice that isnt mine or Chargons, we have a GREAT battle in store for you today! SIR_CHARGON: Thats right, Steve. Today we finish the battle between Angular Man and Circular Man, which the Narrator stopped abruptly yesterday. NARRATOR 5 didn't want BATTLE to carry on! Quiet, you. ANGULAR MAN appeared! CIRCULAR MAN appeared! Well, Chargon, why dont we fill in for viewers that didnt see yesterdays Battle? SIR_CHARGON: Good idea, Steve. Well, it all started when Digiman died... CROWD goes AWW... SIR_CHARGON: Then Angular Man appeared from nowhere. He proceeded to be annoying through the Narrator and I created Circular Man. CROWD cheers! Allrighty, it looks like the battle is ready to start. MILLINGTON STREET appeared! MS: Okay, I want a clean fight. Now, lets get it on! Player: Circular Man [no record.] Youre going DOWN, polygon boy. AM: I am ANGULAR MAN! SJ: AAAAHH! Stop the Sailor Moon lines... SIR_CHARGON: Yes... Stop the Sailor Moon lines... AM: I will right wrongs and triumph over circles! And that means YOU! Ey ref, there a thing about SM lines? MS: Ill allow it! CROWD cheers! Damn. Well, time to go! ANGULAR MAN used SQUARE SHURIKEN! Its super effective! SJ: OOH, looks like consulting the referee was a bad move for Circular Man. Ow... Well, take THIS! CIRCULAR MAN used LOOP BINDER! ANGULAR MAN is paralyzed! It may or may not attack, depending on NARRATOR 5s bias! SIR_CHARGON: THAT was a new one... Hah. NOW lets see you triumph over me! CIRCULAR MAN used HOOP BASH! DIEDIEIDEIDIEDIE!!! SJ: My GOD, that has to be the most violent thing Ive seen! SIR_CHARGON: Ive seen worse. SJ: You would have. SIR_CHARGON: You wanna take it outside? HEY! We already HAVE a battle taking place over here! ANGULAR MAN used TRIANGLE DRILL! It looks REALLY painful... And effective to boot. SIR_CHARGON: COOL! SJ: Wow... Look at that thing go through Circular Mans head like that... If Chargon already didnt say it, I would have said cool myself. AAH! AAAHH! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD! IT HURTS! REF, COME ON!! MS: Ill allow it! CROWD cheers! I GIVE! I GIVE! SJ: Do we have a surrender option here? SIR_CHARGON: Why do you think we named it DERTHmatch? DERTH: To make fun of me? SIR_CHARGON: That too. But in answer to your question, Steve, no surrender. SJ: This doesnt look good for Circular Man... YOU THINK!? SJ: Uh, how can he still talk if his face is torn in half? SIR_CHARGON: Get used to it. ANGULAR MAN used RECTANGLE SWORD! Its super effective! I hate thi... Ugh. CIRCULAR MAN died! ANGULAR MAN won! CROWD cheers! SJ: Okay, Angular Man has won the first battle. But stay tuned, theres more tomorrow on Celebrity Derthmatch! 8/31/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 4: Celebrity Derthmatch, Episode 2 Player: Steve Johnson [no record.] Welcome back, to Celebrity Derthmatch! Todays battle has been going on for quite some time, dating back AAALLLLL the way to Battle 1. SIR_CHARGON: ...That just gave away the surprise. DAMMIT! Oh well. Im Steve Johnson. SIR_CHARGON: And Im Sir_Chargon. Todays battle finally ends the rivalry between Grandpa and the Tree, and the old man MAY even get a surprise if he wins! And Im NARRATOR 5! ...Uh... SIR_CHARGON: I thought I got rid of him... GRANDPA appeared! TREE appeared! Well, the battle seems ready. Lets watch. MILLINGTON STREET appeared! MS: Okay, I want a clean fight. Now, lets get it on! Player: Tree [5-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Digiman Luke, I am your father. SJ: What the--!? SIR_CHARGON: Did you get the RIGHT Tree, Steve? You talkin to me? Are YOU... talkin to ME? I dont see anybody around here, so you MUST be talkin to me. SJ: Uh... Sorry... But hey, a Trees a Tree, right? SIR_CHARGON: You are SO fired after this Battle. Street, anything about authenticity? MS: Ill allow it! CROWD cheers! EWWW! This must be what evil tastes like! SIR_CHARGON: O...Kay... GRANDPA sent out HUGESTICK! Time to lower the BOOM! TREE used FALL! TREE fell out of RING! Several CROWD MEMBERS fainted! My van is FAST, sucka! HUGESTICK used ATTACK! VIKINGS trampled TREE! SJ: Something is just... WRONG here! SIR_CHARGON: And you find this out NOW? Beetroot! SJ: Beetroot? Heeeeeeey, everybody! I just made up a song and I hope you can sing along with me. Its called Im a Cucumber. Here we go... One, two three, four: Iiiiiim a cucumber! Im a cucumber... SIR_CHARGON: Stop this... SJ is COWERING in ABSOLUTE FEAR! Now is the time to attack! TREE used BRANCH TOSS! The attack missed! SIR_CHARGON: At least it knows its battling... SJ: Make it stop... Please make it stop... Pretty please? SIR_CHARGON: Oh, FINE! Narrator, if you will. ES-CA... FLOW-NAY! SIR_CHARGON: NOW... TREE fainted! GRANDPA won! SJ: Well, Grandpa wins by default. The surprise? A big stack of JACK SQUAT! A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! SIR_CHARGON: Stay tuned next week for more battles on Celebrity Derthmatch! Im Sir_Chargon, saying comment on this battle, dammit. 9/1/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 5: Iced Over Player: Cid [17-9-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Tenchi CID is WALKING! Whee. A Narrator. Enthused am I. CID is ENTHUSED! *sigh* What is it? CID is back in SHADOW G/S! ?! Yep. Howd... Whend... Uh? NARRATOR 5 wanted CID to collect MORE BADGES, so he drug CID back to SHADOW G/S! Fine. Next badge then, please? SNOW BADGE! Okay. Just tele-- MARIGU CITY GYM appeared! Okay then. Off I go. CID entered GYM! Lemme guess... The Polar Bear Club used to own this Gym, right? Nope! The POLAR BEAR ASSOCIATION did! Theres a DIFFERENCE! ...Whatever. HEY GYM LEADER! TIRA appeared! Fight me, dammit. Thats no way to talk to a GIRL! Quiet, you. TIRA wants to fight! See? Go, Hitmonlee! Go! HITMONLEE! TIRA sent out SHELLDER! Jump Kick. HITMONLEE used JUMP KICK! SHELLDER is too SHORT to be affected! The attack missed! DAMN! SHELLDER used AURORA BEAM! Critical hit! HITMONLEE fainted! I hate this. Go, Misdreavus! Go! SNEASEL! Sneasel!? Uh... I mean... Go! MISDREAVUS! Better. Misdreavus, Sneak Attack! SNE, er, MISDREAVUS used SNEAK ATTACK! SHELLDER fainted! Hah! TIRA sent out JYNX! Gang Beating! No gang to attack! ...Okay... CID lost his turn! This rule again!? YES! JYNX used ICE PUNCH! Its not very effective... Hahah! Misdreavus, Sneak Attack. MISDREAVUS used SNEAK ATTACK! The attack was MISdirected! Huh? CID fainted! TIRA won! HEY! That was cheap! And a bad pun too! No it wasnt! It was FUN! FUN PUN! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! ... Bah, you're no fun. BACK TO TURQUOISE! HEY! What about me collecting badges and stuff! Changed my mind. Off you go. CID went through TURQUOISE-COLORED TEMPORAL GATEWAY! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] Playing this month: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 6 -- BATTLE 7 -- BATTLE 8 -- BATTLE 9 -- BATTLE 10 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 9/2/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 6: LEEM... LOM... LIMBO! Yeah, That's it. Player: Digiman [3-6-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Peasants DIGIMAN is in LIMBO! Grrr... That Angular Man thinks he can take over my spot, hes got another thing comin! ANGULAR MAN has ANOTHER THING coming! Quiet, you! Ive got my plan AAAAALLLLLLL formulated... DIGIMAN has PLAN AAAALLLLLLL formulated! SHUT UP! HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN appeared! Heavily Armed Clown went flying over the horizon. DIGIMAN used RATHER POWERFUL PUNCH! HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN flew back 5 FEET! Damn. Must be all that facepaint. HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN wants to fight! Fine. Go, Puppetmon! Go! PUPPETMON! HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN used MASSIVE GUNFIRE BARRAGE! That doesnt sound good... HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN blew PUPPETMON into TINY SPLINTERS! AAH! PUPPETMON fainted! Go, MetalEtemon! The enemys a violent circus freak! Go, METALETEMON! HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN used MASSIVE GUNFIRE BARRAGE! Its not very effective... Hah. MetalEtemon, Banana Slip! METALETEMON used BANANA SLIP! HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN involuntarily WALKED onto CLEVERLY PLACED BANANA PEEL! HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN slipped! That was fun. HEAVILY ARMED CLOWNs GRENADE NOSE went BOOM! METALETEMON fainted! HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN fainted! Its super effective! ...Uh... Nobody else here. What was hit so super effectively? YOU! Oh. Uh, ow? DIGIMAN fainted! BATTLE was DRAW! HEY! NARRATOR 5 laughs MENACINGLY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okey dokey then... Just need to recover and find a way outta here... Angular Man, watch out... 9/3/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 7: Why You Should NEVER Make Fun of the Narrator Player: Angular Man [1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Circular Man Look! In the SKY! Its a SQUARE! Its a CUBE! Its... ANGULAR MAN! HEY! Bwa. ANGULAR MAN flew into TREE! Ow... What the? TREE is ANGRY! Tree wants to fight? YES! Stop stealing NARRATOR 5s LINES! No. Thats fun. ANGULAR MAN suddenly got hit by GIANT METEOR! Shut up and start fighting! ...Erm... WHAT?! Its kinda hard to fight when youre stuck under a giant rock similar to the size of our moon... Oh... Uh, sorry. GIANT METEOR disappeared! TREE sent out TREE! Go, Narrator 5! Go! NARRATO... HEY! Whee. NARRATOR 5 doesnt think this is FUNNY! I do. Well, lets just see about that, then! NARRATOR 5 rearranged ANGULAR MANs ANGLES! What? HEY! Ow! AH! That tickles! That doesnt! LAY OFF! STOP! NARRATOR 5 is DONE! Uh... AAAAHH! ANGULAR MAN was renamed ANGULAR WOMAN! YOU DAMN NARRATOR! CHANGE ME BACK! TREE fainted in LAUGHTER! NARRATOR 5 is about to collapse from LAUGHTER as well! NOW!! NO! YES! NO! YES! NO! ...Fine. Ill just... AAAAAAAHHH! OKAY OKAY, ILL CHANGE YOU BACK, JUST NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!! Good. ANGULAR WOMAN was renamed ANGULAR MAN! Better. Now, foul Tr-- ARMY OF TREES appeared! Uh oh. ARMY OF TREES dont look HAPPY! This is bad... Tactical retreat. ANGULAR MAN ran away! ARMY OF TREES won! 9/4/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 8: When Doompuffs Read Manga Player: Sir_Chargon [6-6-0] Last Battle: Apparent Win vs. Digiman SIR_CHARGON is DRAWING! Yes I am, now go away. NO! ...Fine. SIR_CHARGON has finished his BLAINE MANGA! Yes... Completely, totally, finished. And after only about 4 months too! NARRATOR 5 wants to know how SIR_CHARGON can create a 95-page MANGA in 4 MONTHS... Hours of labor and hard work. Now shut up and let me finish my Seiken Densetsu 3 manga. SEIKEN DENSETSU 3 MANGA wants to fight! ...Figures, doesnt it. And why? SD3M has been IGNORED for the past 4 MONTHS! Therefore, SD3M is ANGRY and wants to fight! Fine then. SD3M sent out HAWK! Go, Kuberei! Go! KUBEREI! Pay Day. KUBEREI used PAY DAY! Coins scattered everywhere! KUBEREI grabbed all the COINS! *sigh* Money-grubbing cat... HAWK used FLYING SWALLOW TOSS! Critical hit! KUBEREI flew into WALL! KUBEREI fainted! Hm. Strong. Go, Dark Umbreon! Go... AAAAHH! WHAT IS THAT!? Shut up and-- NARRATOR 5 ran away in FEAR! Great. NEW NARRATOR! NARRATOR 6 took control of BATTLE! HAWK used SHARK TEETH! Its not very effective... Moonbeam! DARK UMBREON used MOONBEAM! Critical hit! HAWK fainted! Now to-- SD3M sent out DURAN! ...I tire of this. Return, Dark Umbreon. Enough! DARK UMBREON! Go me. The enemys a drawing! Go, SIR_CHARGON! VERSION WARP! SIR_CHARGON used VERSION WARP! SD3M and DURAN were sent to PORTAL WORLD! WHAT!? Dammit, now I have to start over... DURAN fainted! DOOMPUFFS appeared! Oh GREAT. DOOMPUFFS are reading SD3M! DOOMPUFFS like SD3M! !? SD3M abruptly ended at PAGE 103! Uh oh. DOOMPUFFS are ANGRY! DOOMPUFFS tore SD3M to SHREDS! AAAAAAAHHHH! NOO! NONONONONONONOOOOOO!! NARRATOR 6 wants to know why SIR_CHARGON is SCREAMING in AGONY! Because it took me a REALLY long time to get up to that point! AND DOOMPUFF TORE IT TO BITS!! YOU THINK YOUD BE A LITTLE ANGRY AT THAT!? SD3M fainted! ...NARRATOR... Uh oh... SIR_CHARGON won! 9/5/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 9: The Iron... Spoon? Lid? Saucer-thingy? Player: Evil Icecream [no record.] EVIL ICECREAM appeared! BAH! It is that... VOICE THINGY! VOICE THINGY is NARRATOR 6, and never FORGET IT, greenie! BAH! BAH, I tell you! BAAAAAAHH! Yeah, well BAAAAAAAHH! to you too. RESPECT ME! I am... DRAMATIC MUSIC starts up! Thank you. I am... THE EMPEROR OF ICECREAM... THE RULER OF FROZEN DAIRY... I AM... EVIL ICECREAM! HEY! WHAT? YOU STOLE MY MOST IMPORTANT LINE! So what? You took too long. And... NARRATOR 6 sealed EVIL ICECREAMs ability to use SHIFT KEY! hey1 stop this1 baaaaaaaaaahh11 NARRATOR 6 doesnt like seeing the number 1 after sentences. so/ you did this to me, you... undo it. NO! bah1 EVIL ICECREAM fainted! im still here. EVIL ICECREAM died! still here. EVIL ICECREAM is...still here. yes1 now give me back my shift key11 Fine. EVIL ICECREAM was given back SHIFT KEY! Good. Now, onto-- ICECREAM MINIONS are REBELLING! What? But its not for the next 3 days. ... Oh, BAH! Moderately Disgruntled Rocky Road, go and calm them. MDRR used CALM! ICRECREAM MINIONS used RIOT! MDRR burst into FLAMES... What the--!? BAAAAAAAH! MDRR melted! Quite Miffed Chocolate Chip, go finish the job. QMCC ran away! BAH to you I say, then! I guess it is up to me. Go! EVIL ICECREAM! Poking them with a stick shall help this, I calculate. EVIL ICECREAM used POKE! ICECREAM MINIONS were POKEd with a SHARP STICK! ICECREAM MINIONS were unaffected! BAH! NARRATOR 6 is starting to develop an EXTREME DISLIKE to the word BAH... Care I do not. Now, back to business. EVIL ICECREAM clears THROAT! 1...2...3. CALM DOWN YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF SLIGHTLY HARDENED SOFT-SERVE YOGURT!! ICECREAM MINIONS calmed down! Better. ICECREAM MINIONS ran away! Huh? EVIL ICECREAM turned around! AAAAAAAAAAHHH!! To be continued... 9/6/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 10: A Battle Draws Near! Command? Player: Loto [no record.] Loto? My name is LOTO?! YES! Its ERDRICK, dammit! ER-DR-ICK! LOTO! ERDRICK! ERDRICK! ERDRICK ERDRICK ERDRICK CHANGEMYNAMEORILLTELLONYOU!! Fine. Player: Erdrick [no record.] Better. A SLIME draws near! Oh GREAT. Just what I need. More of that A (insert random name here) draws near! Command? crap. Command? Fight. ERDRICK attacked the SLIME! SLIME fainted! Thou hast-- Defeated the Slime, thou hast earned 1 experience and 1 gold, yadda yadda. Lets get on with this. ERDRICK is WALKING! BAD OVERWORLD MUSIC is PLAYING! ... A GIANT SPLEEN OF CERTAIN DOOM UPON EYE CONTACT draws near! ARGH!! Command? IM SICK OF THIS! I QUIT! I DONT CARE IF HAVE A CHILD THAT HAS A CHILD THAT HAS A CHILD AND SO ON UNTIL ONE BECOMES A HERO AND IS RECORDED ON THE FIRST REAL CONSOLE RPG! IM OUTTA HERE! Cant escape! GSOCDUEC used EYE CONTACT! Blah. Thou hast died. Good for me. Thou art dead. I know. Thou are not supposed to talk. SHUT UP AND END THIS!! Thou art now nearing the end of yon battle. NOW! Thees battle is now over. [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] Playing this month: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 16 -- BATTLE 17 -- BATTLE 18 -- BATTLE 19 -- BATTLE 20 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 9/12/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 16: Random Filler Battle 1 Player: Sir_Chargon [6-6-0] Last Battle: Apparent Win vs. Digiman SIR_CHARGON is on INTERNET! Go... Waitaminute, IM Narrating now... SIR_CHARGON is CORRECT! So this Battle has no relevance. Guess not. FREELANE fainted! Dammit! Oh well. Back to the main point. No Narrator, no relevance in this battle. SIR_CHARGON is CORRECT So Ill create a Narrator to make this battle relevant. SIR_CHARGON used HIRE! NEWRATOR appeared! Youre the new Narrator. NEWRATOR says OKAY! There... NEWRATOR asks a QUESTION! What? Is it Want to fight or Want to battle? Fight. NEWRATOR asks a QUESTION! What... I forgot... FIGHT! NEWRATOR asks a QUE-- FIGHT! FIGHT! ITS WANT TO FIGHT! GET IT THROUGH-- NEWRATOR wants to know if he can use the BATHROOM! --oh. ...No. NEWRATOR needs to use the BATHROOM! NO! NEWRATOR is doing the DANCE! Never say that again... That was just plain creepy. NEWRATOR really needs to use the BATHROOM! Then who will do the Narrating? NEWRATOR went to BATHROOM! Argh. NEWRATOR came BACK! BAD NARRATOR! NEWRATOR doesnt care! NEWRATOR feels RELIEVED! *sigh* This is gonna be bad, I can tell. NEWRATOR won! ... 9/13/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 17: New Army Player: Evil Icecream [3-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Kitty EVIL ICECREAM is in DREYERs ICECREAM TUB! Yes, so what? EVIL ICECREAM is FREEZING! ... EVIL ICECREAM is FROZEN! I AM NOT FROZEN... Well, I am FROZEN, but not NEWLY FRO... BAAAAAAAAHH! NEWRATOR laughs! NEWRATOR thinks EVIL ICECREAM is FUNNY! ...BAH! Just get me my army. NEWRATOR used GET! FUHRER FLATSKI appeared! CLOUD appeared! VEGETABLE appeared! I meant ICECREAM ARMY!! And whys a VEGETABLE here? Oh well. LEENK appeared! Theres your army. BAAAAAAAH!! Armies do NOT consist of FOUR! They consist of MANY! Like the Salesman army! SALESMAN are PLENTIFUL and PRE-TRAINED! It takes a WHILE to get a big group of ICECREAM gathered and trained! So you bring in a flat Russian, a spikey-haired schizophrenic, a piece of broccoli, and... SOMETHING to become my new army? YES! I hate you. ARMY is COLD! SO WHAT! ARMY wants to get WARM! SO WHAT! ARMY wants to LEAVE! THEN LEAVE, FOR ALL I CARE! ARMY does so! VEGETABLE remains! Id figure. VEGETABLE is ANGRY! ...Bah? VEGETABLE wants to fight! This will be simple. EVIL ICECREAM used POKE! VEGETABLE was IMPALED on SHARP STICK! Now just toss it away. VEGETABLE is STUCK on STICK! ... VEGETABLE cant move! SHARP STICK was renamed KEBAB STICK! BAAAH! Just toss the stick itself then! EVIL ICECREAM threw away KEBAB STICK! Now get a new one. EVIL ICECREAM is OUT of SHARP STICKS! AAH! NO! EVIL ICECREAM fainted! VEGETABLE won! 9/14/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 18: Battle for the Sandwich Player: Evil Icecream [3-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Vegetable GIANT TUB of DREYERS ICECREAM crash-landed in DEBs KITCHEN! Ow... Kitchen? PIECES of CEILING are LITTERED on FLOOR! ...Oh. Well, its a kitchen, it has to have a refridgerator, right? Duh. And where theres a fridge, there a FREEZER! EVIL ICECREAM entered DEBs FREEZER! Ah... Many frozen foods here. COME TO LIFE, MY NEW MINIONS! All of DEBs FROZEN FOOD came to LIFE! HA HA HA!! Soon, I shall defeat that annoying Kitty and her Macaroni army... SANDWICH appeared! What do you want? SANDWICH wants to hide! ... No, really, its hide, not fight. Ohhh. Well TOO BAD! Im not gonna let you hide with me, you non-frozen food! SANDWICH feels DISCRIMINATED AGAINST! Good for you. KITTY appeared! THAT THING AGAIN!! SANDWICH is SCARED! ...Huh? SANDWICH allied with EVIL ICECREAM! NO! I SAID NO, YOU NON-FROZEN NON-EVIL GROUPING OF WHEAT, CANNED FISH, AND OTHER SUCH MATERIALS MADE INTO A DELECTABLE FOOD ITEM! NEWRATOR feels HUNGRY all of a sudden... KITTY: NO! NEWRATOR ate SANDWICH! ... KITTY: BAAAAAHH! SANDWICH fainted! KITTY: YOU STUPID NARRATOR!! I can feel a one-sided Battle about to go on here... KITTY was struck by LIGHTNING! Answers have been made. KITTY used KITTY SMACK! KITTY SMACKed into EVIL ICECREAM! HEY!! How DARE you attack the Emperor of Icecream... The Ruler of Frozen Dairy... ME!! DIE!! EVIL ICECREAM used DIE! NEWRATOR died! ...He narrated his own death? NARRATOR 8 took control of BATTLE! Where was 7? NARRATOR 7 was NEWRATOR! ...Oh. Oh well. KITTY, YOU SHALL DIE AT MY HAND! EVIL ICECREAM used MEGABAP! KITTY was BAPped really HARD! KITTY used SLICE! EVIL ICECREAM is unaffected! Hah! EVIL ICECREAM used TERABAP! KITTY was BAPped even HARDER! KITTY was sent FLYING over HORIZON... If that WALL hadnt STOPPED her! ...Ouch. KITTY fainted! EVIL ICECREAM won! 9/15/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 19: Return Player: Cid [17-10-2] Last Battle: Win vs. Sir_Chargon CID is in TURQUOISE VERSION! NARRATOR! NARRATOR! FINALLY! GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEERE! ... ...Now. LANDON doesnt want CID to LEAVE! TENCHI did something for once and AGREES! Too bad! Go away! LANDON and TENCHI latched onto CIDs LEGS! AWAY WITH YOU! GOAWAGOAWAGOAWAY!! CID used KICK! Critical hit! Critical hit! LANDON is ANGRY! Good for you! Leave me alone! LANDON wants to fight! *sigh* Fine. Go, MagnaAngemon! Go! MAGNAANGEMON! LANDON sent out PSYDUCK! ... CID raised EYEBROW! PSYDUCK gave MAGNAANGEMON a BLANK STARE! LANDON: Keep going Psyduck! Give that big angel thing the Sleepy Eyes of Death! ...Youre just plain weird. MagnaAngemon, Gate of Destiny. MAGNAANGEMON used GATE OF DESTINY! MAGNAANGEMON showed LANDON his 'FUTURE'! LANDON: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Huh? PSYDUCK gave GATE OF DESTINY a BLANK STARE! Did my Zombie affect that Psyduck at ALL? No. Thought not. LANDON ran away in FEAR! PSYDUCK gave GATE OF DESTINY a BLANK STARE! TENCHI just STOOD THERE! Ooh, I rhyme! Uh... Er... Sorry. Whats that thing show anyway? MAGNAANGEMON showed CID LANDONs 'FUTURE'! ...Oh dear GOD! Thats... thats... thats just plain EVIL!! MAGNAANGEMON smiles! Okay then... Narrator, Can you TAKE ME HOME NOW!? ...No. WHY NOT!? Because you havent won yet. NARRATOR 8 smiles EVILLY! Then SAY I WON AND ALL WILL BE WELL! NARRATOR 8 doesnt WANT TO! Fine. Ill just apply for Celebrity Derthmatch then and go back home that way. CRAP! CID applied for CELEBRITY DERTHMATCH! CID and MAGNAANGEMON were taken back to SHADOW G/S! I BEAT THE NARRATION! HAH! Errrgh... FINE! CID won! 9/16/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 20: Celebrity Derthmatch, Episode 3 Player: Jon Steveson [no record.] Hello and welcome to CELEBRITY DERTHMATCH! Im Jon Steveson. SIR_CHARGON: And Im Sir_Chargon. NARRATOR 8 is also PRESENT! Err... Yes. Well, this match is going to be quite the thriller. SIR_CHARGON: Thats right, Jon. Todays match is interversional: Cid Keiu of Shadow Version vs... Uh... Jon, do you have the, uh... thing? I thought I gave it to you. SIR_CHARGON: DAMMIT!! Oh well... Just bring in the contenders. CID appeared! TORG appeared! Hey-hey! SIR_CHARGON: Oooh, nifty! This should be quite good. Shadow Version against Sluggy Freelance? I agree. MILLINGTON STREET appeared! MS: Okay, I want a good clean fight. Now, lets get it on! Player: Torg [1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Reakk Why am I here again? CID used BANDANNA! CID copied off RYOGA and threw his BANDANNA at TORG! Critical hit! OW! You little freak! Take THIS! TORG used BOARD SLAM! TORG bashed CID over the HEAD with a TWO-BY-FOUR several hundred times! CID is too THICK-HEADED for the attack to be of much effect! Oh GREAT! CID used LEADBALL! Leadball? Whats that? TORG was hit in the HEAD with a POKéBALL filled with LEAD! Guess I know... Ergh... RIFF! Go kill that little kid! RIFF jumped in and started firing his LASER CANNON at CID! JS: HEY! Is tag-teaming allowed in this match? Hell, are LASER CANNONS even allowed in this match!? MS: Ill allow it! CROWD cheers! Heh. SMOKE clears! CID stands UNAFFECTED! RENG, however, hasnt been blessed with suck good LUCK! RIFF, TORG, and CID are STANDING in MIDAIR! Hey, this is like one of those cartoons. TORG hit the GROUND! ...Huh? LAW OF CARTOON GRAVITY DEFIANCE #1592: If you realize youre floating, youll fall. Oh. SIR_CHARGON: HEY! This isnt a cartoon. Sluggy is, I admit that, but Shadow Version is ANIME! A-NI-ME! JS: I agree. Such laws like 1592 shouldnt be here! MS: Ill allow it! CROWD cheers! SIR_CHARGON: We need to get a new referee. Oh well... KIKI! Go annoy that kid. KIKI appeared and poings around CID! KIKI: HiwhachadoincanIplayOOOOOH! Whats this do? MS, JS and SIR_CHARGON: DONT TOUCH THAT BUTTON!! KIKI pressed SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON! ARENA blew up! SIR_CHARGON: I TOLD you not to put a selfdestruct button on the stadium, but NOOOOO... JS: Hey, it looked cool. CROWD died! JS fainted! MS fainted! Wazzah? TORG fainted! RIFF fainted! CID fainted! SIR_CHARGON fainted! KIKI won, apparently! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] Playing this month: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 11 -- BATTLE 12 -- BATTLE 13 -- BATTLE 14 -- BATTLE 15 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 5/14/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 11: All Hell Breaks Loose Player: Grandpa [4-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Congregation Enemy SATAN wants to fight! FINE! FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER OMNIPRESENT DIETY THAT DOESNT HATE ME YET, HAVE IT YOUR WAY! DUKES, LETS GET THIS OVER WITH! GRANDPA had a HEART ATTACK! Uh... GRANDPA di... oh wait. youre already dead. Never mind. Hah. GO! DUKES! Enemy SATAN sent out DAMIEN! Dukes, the police cant chase you in Hell! GENERAL LEE, ATTACK! DUKES used GENERAL LEE! The GENERAL LEE ran over DAMIEN! POLICE CAR was sent to HELL! AAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!! WHY DONT I EVER GET A BREAK!? HUH!?!? GRANDPA had a HEART ATTACK! GENERAL LEE is being CHASED BY POLICE CAR! GENERAL LEE ran away! Enemy SATAN sent out LEGIONS OF DEATH! Dukes, Angry Mob! DUKES used instead... Huh? It has another attack? What is it? GENERAL LEE shook TAIL! DUKES used GENERAL LEE! BOOYA! The GENERAL LEE ran over LEGIONS OF DEATH! Enemy SATAN sent out SATAN! Dukes, Ill finish this! DUKES, return! The enemys Gods rival! Go, GRANDPA! Enemy SATAN used FIRE BLAST! Its not very effective... Must be because Im already dead. Oh well. But in my day, we werent sent to Hell instantly. Nope. We had to walk twenty miles in the snow to get to Hell, but there we called it the End of the Line... GRANDPA used RAMBLE! Its super effective! Enemy SATAN GAVE UP! Huh? SATAN will let you LIVE AGAIN! Hey, thanks! SATAN will REFORM! Um... SATAN will be GODs ALLY! ACK! GRANDPA was sent to KAYUBA CITY CHURCH! Uh-oh. CONGREGATION appeared! AAAAAAAAAH! GRANDPA ran away! 5/15/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 12: Coming Back to Haunt You Player: Grandpa [5-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Satan Hey... Doesnt Kayuba City have a Pokémon Gym? Yes, it DOES! Okay! I GO THERE! Enemy GLOB appeared! You again? Get out of my way! Enemy BIGGLYMUFF appeared! Um... Enemy TRAINERGUY appeared! Er... Enemy EVOLUMAN appeared! Eh... Enemy HOLY JOE appeared! Then that means... Enemy CONGREGATION appeared! AAAAAAAAAAAAACK! GOGO appeared! Are you going to fight me too? GOGO says he needs to take care of some business! Okay... Enemy GLOB wants to fight! Enemy BIGGLYMUFF wants to fight! Enemy TRAINERGUY wants to fight! Enemy EVOLUMAN wants to fight! Enemy HOLY JOE wants to fight! Enemy CONGREGATION wants to fight Ally GOGO wants to fight! Grandpa wants to fight too! I wanna fight! Enemy GLOB sent out MARIO BOOT! Enemy BIGGLYMUFF sent out TREE! Enemy TRAINERGUY sent out VENUSAUR! Enemy EVOLUMAN sent out ALAKAZAM! Enemy HOLY JOE sent out FLAMING BUSH! Enemy CONGREGATION sent out JEHOVAHS WITNESSES! Ally GOGO sent out MR. MIME! GRANDPA sent out SQUALL! Youre that one guy! SQUALL unleashed LIMIT BREAK! SQUALL used RENZOKUKEN! GRANDPA sidestepped! SQUALL kept going and crashed! Hit TREE 7 times! Enemy TREE fainted! Enemy BIGGLYMUFF sent out SAPLING! That doesnt sound good. Ally MR. MIME is MIMING! Ally MR. MIME used RENZOKUKEN! Ally MR. MIME kept going and crashed! Ally MR. MIME fainted! GOGO: WORTHLESS LITTLE...!! Ally GOGO sent out GOGO! Enemy JEHOVAHS WITNESSES used DOOR-TO-DOOR REVIVAL! HAH! Im not afraid! Im associated with SATAN! GRANDPAs DIGNITY greatly fell! I had none at the start. Its not very effective... Squall, use your, uh... Gunblade! SQUALL used GUNBLADE! Its super effective! Enemy FLAMING BUSH fainted! Enemy HOLY JOE sent out JESUS STATUE! Enemy SAPLING used SAP! SQUALL was SAPped of HP! SQUALL fainted! Uh-oh! Bigstick, go! Go! BIGSTICK! Enemy ALAKAZAM used PSYCHIC! ALAKAZAM will FAINT shortly! Bigstick, Smash Alakazam! BIGSTCK used SMASH! ALAKAZAM fainted! Heh. Enemy MARIO BOOT used STOMP! GOGO was STOMPed! Its not very effective... Ally GOGO is MIMING! Ally GOGO used STOMP! JEHOVAHS WITNESSES were STOMPed! JEHOVAHS WITNESSES fainted! What? ENEMIES are evolving! ACK! ENEMIES evlolved into LOCAL ANGRY MOB! Well, that SHOULD make it a little easier... Enemy LOCAL ANGRY MOB sent out CONGREGATION! Um... Enemy CONGREGATION used RAGE! Enemy CONGREGATION is RIOTING! Enemy CONGREGATION threw a PULPIT! Critical hit! BIGSTICK fainted! ARG! Ally GOGO is MIMING! Ally GOGO threw a PULPIT! Critical hit! CONGREGATION fainted! Woohoo! LOCAL ANGRY MOB sent out MARIO BOOT! Ally GOGO used TRANSFORM! Ally GOGO TRANSFORMed into LOCAL ANGRY MOB! WOOHOO! FORCES COLLIDED! Um... BYE! GRANDPA ran away! Ally GOGO ran away! Enemy LOCAL ANGRY MOB followed in pursuit! 5/16/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 13: The Sandshrew Shut-out Player: Gogo [0-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Local Angry Mob Well, Grandpa, we lost them! GOGO and GRANDPA are HIDING in ALLEY! GRANDPA AGREES! LOCAL ANGRY MOB PASSED by GOGO and GRANDPA in ALLEY! Whew. Enemy STORM DRAIN appeared! Storm drain? ENEMY Storm Drain!? THIS TOWN IS MESSED UP!! I WANNA GO HOME!!!! GRANDPA AGREES! Hey wait, isnt that the Pokémon Gym? Enemy STORM DRAIN wants to fight! Lets go! GOGO and GRANDPA walked away from Enemy STORM DRAIN! Enemy STORM DRAINs RAGE is building! GOGO knocks on DOOR! DOOR fell! Uh... On GOGO! Um... GOGO fainted! Er... GOGO is CRUSHED! Eh... GOGO died! EGH!? GOGO was sent to HEAVEN! Enemy ST. PETER appeared! Oh great. Here we go. Enemy ST. PETER used REFORM! ST. PETER joined GOGO! Woohoo! GOGO entered HEAVEN! WOOHOO! GOGO was sent to BLACK VERSION! Uh... Woohoo? Player: Grandpa [5-3-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Local Angry Mob Um... Bye Gogo. GRANDPA enters KUBA CITY GYM! VINCENT appeared! I wanna fight the Gym Leader! VINCENT IS the GYM LEADER! Okay. I wanna fight you! VINCENT doesnt want to fight! BUT I DO! IWANNAIWANNAIWANNA!!! VINCENT agrees if youll STOP WHINING! Okay! VINCENT wants to fight! Enemy VINCENT sent out SANDSHREW! Go, Squall! Go! SQUALL! Enemy SANDSHREW used FISSURE! One-hit K.O.! SQUALL fainted! Bigstick, go! The enemys pretty strong! Go, BIGSTICK! Enemy SANDSHREW used SANDSTEW! BIGSTICK was found GUILTY! Of what? BIGSTICK is now STEWing in a DESERT JAIL! WHAT WAS BIGSTICK GUILTY OF!?!? Thats for the WEBMASTER to know! Ugh... Oh well. GO, DUKES! The enemys gonna kill you! Go, DUKES! GENERAL LEE! LAW prohibits DRIVING in BUILDINGS! Since when did Dukes obey the law? Ever since BIGSTICK went to JAIL! THAT WAS 30 SECONDS AGO! WORD used TRAVEL FAST! WORLD knows BIGSTICK is in JAIL! FINE! DUKES, ANGRY MOB! LOCAL ANGRY MOB appeared! EEEEK!! GRANDPA ran away! VINCENT won! Ill get you! LOCAL ANGRY MOB got CRYSTAL BADGE! LOCAL ANGRY MOB followed GRANDPA! 5/17/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 14: Lockdown Player: Grandpa [5-4-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Vincent Stupid Sandshrew... Im gonna kill it if I have to... GRANDPA is in DESERT PRISON! WARDEN appears! Hi. A Sandshrew put one of my Pokémon in here. WARDEN asks to IDENTIFY the POKéMON! It was about as big as me, looked like a club, was called Bigstick? WARDEN says BIGSTICK was found GUILTY! Of what? Thats for the WEBMASTER to know! I want it back! TOO BAD! FINE! SQUALL, BUST BIGSTICK OUT! Go! SQUALL! WARDEN wants to fight! Duh. WARDEN sent out COP! Squall, use your Rezennozogoogan! SQUALL is confused! Huh? GRANDPA is confused! They hurt each other in their confusion! OW!!! That sword really hurts! SQUALL is ANGRY! SQUALL unleashed LIMIT BREAK! SQUALL used RENZOKUKEN! Hit COP 5 times! COP used COP! COP COPped an ATTITUDE! SQUALL was ARRESTED! NO!! NOT HIM! GRANDPA sent out DUKES! Dukes, do anything but General Lee and A-N-G-R-Y-M-O-B! LOCAL ANGRY MOB appeared! Oh great... DUKES used GENERAL LEE! GENERAL LEE ran over COP! GENERAL LEE was CAUGHT! GENERAL LEE was IMPOUNDED! Wonderful... LOCAL ANGRY MOB fainted! Huh..? Uh, I mean... WOOHOO! WARDEN sent out WARDEN! WARDEN used MAMBO-TANGO FOXTROT MARTIAL ARTS! DUKES fainted! Use next Pokémon? All I have left is my License Card... The enemys got authority! Go, LICENSE CARD! WARDEN sees LICENSE CARD! GRANDPA is a SENIOR CITIZEN! Well, duh. GRANDPA got back GENERAL LEE, SQUALL, and BIGSTICK! Huh? WARDEN used ARREST! GRANDPA was ARRESTED! Con sarnit. *sigh* WARDEN won! 5/18/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 15: NEW HERO Appeared! Player: Cid [no record.] CID appeared! Howdy! CID is the NEW HERO! I am? YES! Uh... Okay. CID passed by DESERT PRISON! This voice in my head is really starting to scare me... CIDs LEGS lifted off the GROUND! AAH! CID entered DESERT PRISON! But I dont want to... CID was DUMPED ON GROUND! Ow... WARDEN wants to know WHY YOURE HERE! I dont know... some weird idiot thing lifted me off the ground and made me go in here... NARRATOR is INSULTED! CID was LIFTED OFF GROUND! SEE!? CID started to SPIN IN MIDAIR! STOP IT!! PLEASE!!! CID STOPPED! CID was DUMPED ON GROUND! Again? YES! WARDEN wants to know WHY YOURE HERE! I dont... TO GET GRANDPA OUT! ...know. CID was LIFTED OFF GROUND! TO GET GRANDPA OUT! TO GET GRANDPA OUT! NOW PUT ME DOWN!! CID was DUMPED ON GROUND! GRANDPA appeared! He looks like my grandpa, too. GRANDPA is ANGRY! Didnt mean anything... GRANDPA wants to fight! Okay... GO HITMONLEE! Go! HITMONLEE! GRANDPA sent out BIGSTICK! Hitmonlee, Mega Kick! HITMONLEE used MEGA KICK! BIGSTICK was KICKED OUT of DESERT PRISON! Okay... Never saw that happen... GRANDPA sent out DUKES! Hi Jump Kick! HITMONLEE used HI JUMP KICK! HITMONLEE kept going and crashed! ...into WARDEN! HITMONLEE was ARRESTED! But that was my only Pokémon... Go! CID! Uh... DUKES used ANGRY MOB! LOCAL ANGRY MOB awoke! GRANDPA ran away! LOCAL ANGRY MOB followed in pursuit! CID won! Woohoo! CID got back HITMONLEE! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 21 -- BATTLE 22 -- BATTLE 23 -- BATTLE 24 -- BATTLE 25 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 9/17/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 21: Random Filler Battle 2 Player: Digiman [3-5-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Heavily Armed Clown DIGIMAN is in LIMBO! You again... No, this one is NARRATOR 8! 8 NARRATORS ALREADY!? Hey, the benefits are decent. Plus you get free coffee. ...That was completely irrelevant to the question I just asked. *sigh* Fine. here we go. NARRATOR 1 was fired. NARREPLACEMENT/NARRATOR 2 turned out to be Richard Simmons. *shudder* Dont remind me. NARRATOR 3 died. NARRATOR 4... Cant remember. NARRATOR 5 ran away. NARRATOR 6 was fired. NARRATOR 7/NEWRATOR died. I am NARRATOR 8. Any questions? Yeah. WHY HAVENT I GOTTEN OUT OF LIMBO YET!? Dont want you to. ...AAAHH! NARRATOR 2 IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!! WHAT!? WHERE?! RUN AWAY!! Heh. All that free coffee pays off, huh? Grr... DIGIMAN was struck by LIGHTNING! Ow! Stupid Narrator. NARRATOR 8 is not STEWPYD! ...You misspelled stupid. *STUPID Oh great. Now were doing IRC corrections. Yep! Just bring in what Im gong to fight. There is no fighting here. This is a FILLER BATTLE! ...? Webmaster ran out of ideas. ...Oh. Just waiting... For 20 lines. Guess Ill go program my answering machine while Im at it. Answering machine? ... ...Ergh. 9/18/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 22: Answering Machines (Random Filler Battle 3) Player: Sir_Chargon [6-7-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Newrator Helloooooooo... Narrator? HELLO. THIS IS NARRATOR 8S ANSWERING MACHINE. IM TOO LAZY TO-- DAMMIT! Someone programmed my answering machine to talk bad stuff about me again!! ... Lets prorgram this again... HELLO. THIS IS NARRATOR 8S ANSWERING MACHINE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MESSAGE. WAIT FOR THE BEEP. IF YOU DONT WANT TO TAKE A MESSAGE, HANG UP. ANSWERING MACHINE used BEEP! ...That was scary. SIR_CHARGON PLAYBACK: ...That was scary. Hmph! This is a Filler Battle, huh. Yep. Bleh. I hate doing this. But it beats racking my brain writing stuff like other battles out... For the time being. Yep. So... So... PHONE used RING! Yes? VOICE: WHAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUP! ... SIR_CHARGON used HANGUP! THAT was scary. PHONE used RING! ...Yes? VOICE: WHAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUP! GO AWAY!! SIR_CHARGON used HANGUP! PHONE used-- DIE!! SIR_CHARGON used SMASH! PHONE was SMASHed to BITS! PHONE fainted! NARRATOR 8 gets IDEA for ASNWERING MACHINE! Oh no... HI. LEAVE A MESSAGE HERE. IF THIS IS JACK, IM AT THE BAR. IF THIS IS MOM, IM AT THE LIBRARY. IF THIS IS ANYONE ELSE, IM AT A... PARTY. YEAH. WITH... THE POPE. YEAH, THATS IT. AND... YOURE NOT THERE. SO NYAH. ... WHAZZZZZUUUUUUUP! STOP THAT!! SIR_CHARGON PLAYBACK: STOP THAT!! ...'Whazzzzuuuuup' is your tone. Yep! Nifty, isnt it? Whatever. FILLER BATTLE is OVER! Good for it... Now go away. 9/19/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 23: Ye Olde Scream Rippoffeth Player: Sir_Chargon [6-7-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Newrator SIR_CHARGON is taking REST! ...Not anymore thanks to you... NARRATOR 8 smiles! Shut up. PHONE used RING! ... PHONE used RING! I thought I killed that thing. PHONE used RING! SHUT UP! Im answering it! Yes? VOICE: Dost thou liketh scary movieths? ...What? VOICE: Dost thou liketh scary movieths? ... VOICE: Oh, screweth this. Im righteth in fronteth of yon front dooreth, so openeth up and let me killeth thee. No. VOICE: NOWETH!! IM COLD AND HUNGRY AND WANTETH TO GO YONDER CHAMBER ROOMETH! Too bad. VOICE: THEE IS AN IDIOTETH! You are cold and hungry. Do the math. VOICE: ... *click* PHONE used DIALTONE! Smart man. SHADOWY FIGURE is BEHIND SIR_CHARGON! Hi weird figure thing. SHADOWY FIGURE shouts many PROFANITIES followed by ETH! You know, sometimes I like having Narrators around... Extra security. SIR_CHARGON pulled off DARK ROBE! CROWD conveniently appeared and used GASP! Dun-dun-duuuuun! Shut up and reveal identity now. SHADOWY FIGURE was renamed... Dun-dun-duuuuun! STEWARD RIBSON! Dun-dun-duuuuun! STOP WITH THE-- Dun-dun-duuuuun! Yeah, that! Stop it! TALL GUY wearing UGLY SCARF appeared! TALL GUY: Thats not Steward Ribson! Its... Dun-dun-duuuuun! SHUT UP!! TALL GUY pulled off STEWARD RIBSONs HEAD! TALL GUY: ...Maybe it WAS Steward Ribson... Ehehehe, ehehehehehe... Oh my. TALL GUY ran away! ...That was weird. Yep. STEWARD RIBSON fainted! SIR_CHARGON won! 9/20/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 24: Java, Pringles, Final Fantasy (AKA The B.R.A.D. Pringles Commercial) Player: Sephiroth [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. LVKoffing GO AWAY!! THIS IS NOT A COFFEE HOUSE! SEPHIROTH used MEGA KICK! LVKOFFING was KICKed REALLY HARD! LVKOFFING: JAVA JAVA KOFFEE KOFFEE! OPENOPENOPENOPEN!! NO! OUR COFFEE, NOW LEAVE!! LVKOFFING used JUMP AROUND! MUSIC starts up! CAN OF PRINGLES appears and starts SINGING! EVERYONE starts DANCING like IDIOTS! ... ...Except SEPHIROTH... Better. LVKOFFING: KOFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... Okay, thats it. SEPHIROTH used MASAMUNE! LVKOFFING: JAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... No effect! Argh... Wait a second... SEPHIROTH grabbed CAN OF PRINGLES! Heeeere Koffing Koffing Koffing Koffing... LVKOFFING: JAVA KOFFEE KOFFEE JAVA! SEPHIROTH rammed CAN OF PRINGLES down LVKOFFINGs THROAT! LVKOFFING ate CAN OF PRINGLES! Heh heh heh... MUSIC stops! EVERYONE stops DANCING and now glares at LVKOFFING! Bye bye. LVKOFFING: Koffee? EVERYONE used ULTIMATEATTACK! LVKOFFING was sent FLYING over HORIZON and BACK to LAVENDER VERSION! SEPHIROTH won! Okay everyone... Back to partying. SEPHIROTH opens CAN OF PRINGLES II! MUSIC starts up again! EVERYONE starts DANCING again! 9/21/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 25: Another Killer Player: Phone-Answering Monkey [no record.] PHONE-ANSWERING MONKEY appeared! Oh great... EEE EE EE! Ugh... This is indignifying... OO OO EE EE EE AAAH EEEE!! PHONE used RING! P-AM used PICKUP! Ee? VOICE: Dost thou liketh scary movieths? Eee aah oo oo EE EE AAH! VOICE: OWWETH! STOP SCREAMINGETH IN MY EARETH, THOU UNCIVILIZEDETH... Uh... THINGETH! Eee oo oo... VOICE: Never mindeth... Im going to come killeth thee, so just stayeth there, okeyeth? ... VOICE: Helloeth? P-AM used HANGUP! VOICE: DAMMITETH! Eee? P-AM is WONDERING why its still hears VOICE... VOICE: Uh... I am an illuuuuustioooooneth... VOICE is an ILLUSION! VOICE: Eth. Fine... VOICE is an ILLUSION...ETH... Eee aah oo oo aaahh... SHADOWY FIGURE appeared! Oo? SHADOWY FIGURE used SHOWER STABBING SCENE from PSYCHO! Nee! Nee! Nee! Nee! EE EE AAAAHH! P-AM used SELF DEFENSE! SHADOWY FIGURE was thrown across ROOM into WALL! SHADOWY FIGURE went through WALL! WALL fainted! EE EE AAAHH OO OO EE!! P-AM tore off SHADOWY FIGUREs ROBE! SHADOWY FIGURE was renamed CYAN! CYAN: Hmpheth! OO OO AH AH EE EE OO! P-AM used SCRATCH, CLAW, and BITE! CYAN was BRUTALLY MAULED into a BLOODY PULP! CYAN fainted! P-AM won! EE EE EEE EEE!! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] Playing this month: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 26 -- BATTLE 27 -- BATTLE 28 -- BATTLE 29 -- BATTLE 30 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 9/22/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 26: Oblivion, Fields of Player: Salesman Army [2-2-2] Last Battle: Win vs. Boba Fett SALESMAN ARMY is at FIELDS of OBLIVION! HELLO SIR! ... FUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SHUT UP! HELLO SIR! Argh... If it wasnt for the fact that the Salesman Army was on our side, Id kill these guys off in a heartbeat... GO SIR! SALESMAN ARMY sent out GIGANTIC ROBO-SALESMAN! MACARONI ARMY is now slightly SCARED! FUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ATTACK SIR! GRS: INITIATING PRIME DIRECTIVE: DESTROY JAPAN. ... SALESMAN ARMY used BLINK! GRS turned to MACARONI ARMY! GRS: TARGET ACQUIRED: JAPAN. EXECUTING PRIME DIRECTIVE. GRS used PRIME DIRECTIVE! JAPAN was destroyed! MACARONI ARMY is completely untouched! ...HEY! MACARONI ARMY used DANCE! MACARENA started up! MACARONI ARMY began to DANCE! ATTACK SIR! GRS: INITIATING SECONDARY DIRECTIVE: HIDE EASTER EGGS. OOOOOH, IM THE EASTER BUNNY, IM OKAY! I DELIVER EGGS ALL DAY! GRS happily skipped down FIELDS of OBLIVION singing and hiding EASTER EGGS! ... SALESMAN ARMY doesnt read enough SLUGGY FREELANCE... BAH! DIE SIR! SALESMAN ARMY used BRIEFCASE FWAP! A few MACARONI SOLDIERS were blammed into TINY SMUDGES on FIELD! FUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CABBAGE PATCH KID appeared! ...HELLO SIR! CABBAGE PATCH KID wants BLOOD! THOSE THINGS HAVE BLOOD! SALESMAN ARMY pointed to MACARONI ARMY! CABBAGE PATCH KID pounced on MACARONI ARMY! Quite a few MACARONI SOLDIERS were ripped apart into TINY SHREDS! However, CABBAGE PATCH KID got no BLOOD! UH... WE HAVE NO BLOOD! CABBAGE PATCH KID begs to DIFFER! UH OH. CABBAGE PATCH KID used LEAP! AAAAAH! A couple SALESMEN were ripped apart into TINY SHREDS! ...HERE YOU GO SIR! SALESMAN ARMY used SELL! SALESMAN ARMY sold CABBAGE PATCH KID a lot of BLOOD from DEAD SALESMEN! CABBAGE PATCH KID happily skipped down FIELDS of OBLIVION with BLOOD! FUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! To be continued... 9/22/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 26: Fire and Ice...cream Player: Evil Icecream [4-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Kitty EVIL ICECREAM is walking to FIELDS of OBLIVION! Yeah, so? GREAT BATTLE between SALESMAN ARMY and MACARONI ARMY is COMMENCING at FIELDS of OBLIVION! And? That BATTLE could determine the fate of both SHADOW and RUBY VERSIONS! Do I care? EVIL ICECREAM cares! NO I DONT! YES YOU DO! NO! YES! NO! YES! NO!! EVIL ICECREAM is now suddenly hovering over GIANT BONFIRE! OKAY OKAY! I CARE! BAAAAAAHH! EVIL ICECREAM is now on GROUND! Thank you. ...In the middle of BONFIRE! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! YOU INFERNAL NARRATOR!! EVIL ICECREAM caught on FIRE! BAAAH! BAAAAAAAHH! MINIONS, PUT ME OUT!! FROZEN MINIONS are TOO SCARED of being MELTED or DEFROSTED to get near FIRE! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! MUST I DO EVERYTHING MYSELF!? Can I test that statement? NO! EVIL ICECREAM jumped in LAKE! LAKE caught on FIRE! BAAAAAAHH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE!? RUBY VERSIONs PRIDE greatly fell! DO I LOOK LIKE I REALLY CARE ABOUT RUBY VERSION RIGHT NOW!? IM ON FIRE!! Correction: LAKE is on FIRE! Argh!! Really Pissed Pineapple Pizza! GET ME OUT!! RPPP obeys without question! RPPP caught on FIRE! RPPP defrosted! BAAAHH! RPPP was BAKED to PERFECTION! BELL is heard! ...? HUNGRY PEOPLE appeared and instantly devoured RPPP! BAAAAAAAAH!! SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF THIS INFERNAL HOLE! FROZEN MINIONS ran away in FEAR! BAH! BAH BAH BAH BAH BAAAAAAAAAAAHH! EVIL ICECREAM is CHOKING to death on WATER! EVIL IECREAM can't BREATHE! I AM A TUB OF ICECREAM, YOU IDIOTIC NARRATOR! I NEED NOT BREATHE TO SUSTAIN MY LIFE! Okay then. EVIL ICECREAM is MELTING! ...Damn. Got me there. To be continued... 9/23/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 27: Celebrity Derthmatch, Episode 4 Player: Jon Steveson [no record.] Welcome back to CELEBRITY DERTHMATCH! Im Jon Steveson. WELSH STOOERT: And Im Welsh Stooert, from the TV show 25th Version from the Almighty Webmaster, filling in for Sir_Chargon. NARRATOR 8 is here! We know. WS: This looks like it should be a good battle today, Jon. Thats right Welsh. Today we feature the return of one of Shadow Versions most acclaimed characters to do battle with our OWN REFEREE. WS: ...Thats not todays. Uh oh. Uh... JS used FLIP FLIP FLIP! JS found TODAYs MATCHUP CARD! AHA! Here it is: Todays battle is yet again interversional. Here come the challengers now. For Shadow Version: DERTH appeared! And for, uh... Whatever we matched against it: BILL GATES appeared! WS: A zombie? Or is that the real Bill Gates? How can you tell? WS: Good point. Here comes the referee. MILLINGTON STREET appeared! MS: Okay, I want a good clean fight. Now, lets get it on! Player: Bill Gates [no record.] Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh... DERTH: I WILL NOT DIGNIFY THIS BATTLE WITH AN ACTION! NOT UNTIL THIS PLACE CHANGES ITS NAME! Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh... WS: We seem to have a standoff... Derth wont do a thing, and the zombie simply stands there like... a zombie. MS: HEY! Get over there and fight each other! Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh... DERTH: Hmph! JS: Maybe if you give it a command? MS: Couldnt hurt to try. HEY! YOU! ZOMBIE! Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhh? MS: Go kick his ass! MS pointed to DERTH! UUUUUUUUUUUHHHH! DERTH: Huh? BILL GATES used CHOMP! BILL GATES ate DERTHs BRAIN! However, DERTH has no BRAIN to be EATEN! DERTH: Hahaha... HEY!! UUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!! BILL GATES attack continues! WS: Huh? BILL GATES ate CROWDs BRAINS! CROWD goes UUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH... UUUUUUUUUUUHHHH... MS: I wont allow this. Get back in the ring! WS and JS: RUN, YOU STUPID IDIOT!! WS and JS ran away! MS ran away as well! UUUUUUUUUUUHHHH... DERTH won, apparently! UUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!! Shut up! 9/24/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 28: Revenge of the Icecream Player: Evil Icecream [4-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Kitty EVIL ICECREAM is MELTING! I KNOW! You told me two days ago! NARRATOR 8 thinks EVIL ICECREAM should be DEAD by now... Well I DONT!! NARRATOR 8 wants to know why EVIL ICECREAM isnt MELTED and DEAD yet! Because I have a flame-resistant container. So nyahaha. DAMMIT! Hey wait... Im stuck inside the container. DAMMIT! Hey wait... NOW what? Why dont you just walk out if you have a flame-retardant container? ...DAMMIT! Thought never occurred to me. Plus you wouldnt let me. Oh. Well then. EVIL ICECREAM walked out of LAKE! Better. ...While still on fire! You have the memory of a goldfish, dont you? Uh... NARRATOR looked through BATTLE SCRIPT... BAH... EVIL ICECREAM is no longer on FIRE! Good for me. MINIONS! GET OVER HERE!! HUNGRY PEOPLE ate MINIONS! BAAAAAAHHH!! WHERE ARE THOSE LECHEROUS BUMS THEN!? HUNGRY PEOPLE appeared! DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! EVIL ICECREAM used DIE! GEORGE BUSH, SR. died! ...Hey, cool. But THAT WASNT WHAT I WANTED TO HIT... RIGHT NOW! YOU GUYS! EVIL ICECREAM pointed to HUNGRY PEOPLE! DIE!! EVIL ICECREAM used DIE! HUNGRY PERSON #15 died! Good! One less person to kill now. DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!! EVIL ICECREAM used DIE five times! HUNGRY PEOPLE #1-5 died! Now YOU guys, all of you-- HUNGRY PEOPLE ran away! --Bah... EVIL ICECREAM won! 9/25/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 29: The Update (Random Filler Battle 4) Player: Neon [no record.] COMPUTER: Neon... *SNORE* COMPUTER: Wake up Neon... *SNORE* COMPUTER: Argh... HEY NEON! WAKEUP, DAMMIT! *SNORE* COMPUTER: ...Narrator? ALARM CLOCK used ALARM! ALARM: HEY! WAKE THE %@#^ UP!! *SNAP* YAAAHH! WHAT THE--!? It woke up! NOW what... COMPUTER: Neon... Uh... Yes? COMPUTER: The Update has you, Neon. ... NEON used CONFUSED LOOK! NEON is confused! Uh huh. It hurt itself in its confusion! OWWW! Hey, cool. I busted up my alarm clock. ALARM: $@%#!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU GO AND KILL ME!? YOU STUPID IDIOT! ALARM CLOCK died! ... SHADOW VERSIONs RSACi language level rose! And now, back to the computer... Uh... COMPUTER: The Update has you, Neon. You told me that. COMPUTER: Follow the Black Rabite, Neon. ...Huh? COMPUTER: Argh... CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ME? Uh... COMPUTER: Oy. YOU NEON. UPDATE HAS NEON. NEON NEED FOLLOW BLACK RABITE. THEN NEON FREE FROM UPDATE. ... *blink blink* COMPUTER: Narrator, if you please. NEON is confused! Oh no... Not this again... It hurt itself in its confusion! Or rather, fell out the window. Heh heh heh... AAAAAAAHH! NEON woke up! Huh!? What the--!? COMPUTER: The Update has you, Neon. DAMMIT! What is this!? A Filler Battle. ...? NEON is confused! NOOOOOOOOO!! NEON ran away! NARRATOR 8 won! 9/26/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 30: Insanity (again) (Random Filler Battle 5) Player: Sir_Chargon [7-7-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Steward Ribson SIR_CHARGON appeared! What is it? YOU are out of IDEAS for BATTLES! Yep. Filler Battle 5 time... NARRATOR 8 thinks its rather UNHEALTHY to use 2 FILLER BATTLES in a ROW... And people think its unhealthy to smoke, yet you cant stop the smokers. Point taken. So now what? Wait for 20 lines. Oh. Okay then. Wait wait wait... Wait... Wait... Wait... Wait... Wait... NARRATOR 8 cant stand WAITING for 20 LINES! Huh? NARRATOR 8 went INSANE! WHEEEEEEEEGOOBLEGOBBLEYBLEEEEEEEEEEEF... Great... I LIKE BEEF. Id like you to get away from me. OOOOOOKEY DOKEY. NARELAYDORR AYTE wendd OUSTIDE! ... HEHEHEHEEE... Okay... Thats it. GET OUT OF HERE!! SURR_JARGIN yoosd FYRE! NERRATOR EIIT levt! THANK you... NARRATOR 9 took over! Ooo, good response time. NARRATOR 9 has good RESPONSE TIME! Yes... Now, end the battle. NARRATOR 9 used END! FROST VERSION WEBMASTER appeared! NOT END THE PERSON, END THE BATTLE! CEASE IT! STOP THE BATTLE! Oooooooh. FVW disappeared! NARRATOR 9 used END! BATTLE ended! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] Playing this month: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 31 -- BATTLE 32 -- BATTLE 33 -- BATTLE 34 -- BATTLE 35 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 9/27/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 31: The Battle Continues Player: Salesman Army [2-2-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Fuzzy HELLO SIR! HELLO SIR! HELLO SIR! SALESMAN ARMY used HELLO SIR! Its super effective! A few MACARONI SOLDIERS fainted in AGONY! FUWAHAHAHAHAHA! MACARONI ARMY used CHARGE! SALESMAN ARMYs PRICES greatly rose! FUWAHAHAHAHAHA! ATTACK SIR! SALESMAN ARMY used MULTIPLE BRIEFCASE FWAP! A couple MACARONI SOLDIERS were flattened into TINY SMUDGES! MACARONI ARMY used DANCE! BRITNEY SPEARS music starts up! AAAAAHH!! MACARONI ARMY screams in HORROR! NARRATOR 9 screams in HORROR: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! DESTROY IT SIR!! NARRATOR 9 destroyed BRITNEY SPEARS! YAY SIR! MACARONI ARMY cheers! BATTLE resumed! GO SIR! SALESMAN ARMY sent out GIGANTIC ROBO-SALESMAN MARK XVIII! ... MACARONI ARMY used BLINK! UH... ATTACK SIR? GRSXVIII used SQUISH! GRSXVIII was SQUISHed! GRSXVIII fainted! DAMMIT SIR! MACARONI ARMY sent out GIGANTIC ROBORONI! GO! SALESMAN ARMY sent out GIGANTIC SALESMAN MECHA! BATTLE within BATTLE ensued between GR and GSM! EVIL ICECREAM appeared! HUH? EVIL ICECREAM: You shall DIE, Macaroni! HA HA HA!! EVIL ICECREAM used MINIONS! ARMY of FROZEN FOOD from all around RUBY VERSION appeared and allied with SALESMAN ARMY! SALESMAN ARMY's NUMBERS greatly rose! FUWAHAHAHAHAHA! CROOKED SALESMEN appeared! HUH? HEY! CROOKED SALESMEN want to fight! To be continued... 9/28/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 32: EEBL PUTTEITOU... (Who let Hell Dude in here!?) Player: Evil Icecream [5-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Kitty EVIL ICECREAM used PILFER! EVIL ICECREAM stole MACARONI SOLDIER SWORDx1! HA HA HA!! MACARONI SOLDIER is ANGRY! DIE, YOU! EVIL ICECREAM used COLD CUT! REALLY BIG SANDWICH fell on MACARONI SOLDIER! ...PUNS AREN'T-- MACARONI SOLDIER fainted in the PROCESS! --Oh. Good then. HA HA HA!! EVIL ICECREAM wanders around! NARRATOR 9 thinks its kind of DISTURBING seeing ICECREAM walk... Well, get used to it. MACARONI SQUAD appeared! Hmph! Get out of my way! MACARONI SQUAD doesnt get out of WAY! Fine! Prepare to die! MACARONI SQUAD used PREPARE! Uh... MACARONI SQUAD is now fully PREPARED to DIE! Is THAT supposed to happen!? MACARONI SQUAD was renamed MACARONI SUICIDE SQUAD! Huh? BERSERKER MACARONI appeared from BEHIND! Wha--? BAAAAAHHH!! BERSERKER MACARONI used CHAAAAAAARGE! Lets see here... EVIL ICECREAM used SIDESTEP! BERSERKER MACARONI charged right by and chopped MACARONI SUICIDE SQUAD into TINY SHREDS! Whoa... EVIL POTATO appeared! YOU AGAIN!! I SHALL DESTROY YOU FOR EATING MODERATELY DISGRUNTLED ROCKY ROAD, MY STICK, AND STEALING MY PREFIX! EVIL POTATO is EVIL! EVIL ICECREAM is... just plain FREAKY! Therefore, EVIL POTATO never stole EVIL ICECREAM's PREFIX! BAAAAAAAHHH! QUIET YOU! EVIL ICECREAM get in front of EVIL POTATO! Take this! EVIL ICECREAM used SLASH! Critical hit! And this! EVIL ICECREAM used CUT! Critical hit! EVIL POTATO used EAT! EVIL ICECREAMs LID was EATEN! What the--!? HEY!! BERSERKER MACARONI used CHAAAAAAARGE! Time to put a brain to work. EVIL ICECREAM used SIDESTEP! EVIL POTATO used ROOT! Huh? EVIL POTATO is now in GROUND! BERSERKER MACARONI charged right by EVIL ICECREAM and trampled over EVIL POTATO! And? EVIL POTATO suffered no DAMAGE whatsoever! BAAAAAAAHHH!! DIE YOU FREAKISHLY MUTATED VEGETABLE! BREATH OF FIRE III! For the PLAYSTATION game console! Only $29.99! ...You know nobodys gonna get that? Yes. Okay. EVIL POTATO used EAT! EVIL ICECREAM was not EATEN! Huh? Why not? EVIL POTATO is still in GROUND! Ohh... Well, lets make him stay that way. EVIL ICECREAM used BURY! EVIL POTATO is now under 30 FEET of DIRT and SAND! HA HA HA!! Lets see it get out of THIS! To be continued... AGAIN... 9/29/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 33: Making Room for More Loose Ends... Something Like That Player: Evil Icecream [5-2-2] Last Battle: Win vs. Kitty EVIL POTATO is in GROUND! HA HA HA!! Good for it. Now, lets continue mercilessly slaughtering random Macaroni. EVIL ICECREAM used SLAUGHTER! A pretty large number of MACARONI were KILLED! EVIL ICECREAM gained 12066283576 exp.! Uh... So? EVIL ICECREAM grew to LEVEL 100! Woohoo, good for me. CAN WE-- What? EVIL ICECREAM is evolving! WHAT?! NONONO! I DONT WANT TO EVOLVE! EVIL ICECREAM evolved into EVIL ICE CREAM! ...Huh? EVIL ICE CREAM! You get a space! ^_^ ...Thats just plain scary. And since when did you do faces? NARRATOR 9 killed FACE! Uh... Better I guess. Now, DEVOLVE ME!! NARRATOR 9 used DEVOLUTION SPRAY! EVIL ICE CREAM devolved into EVIL ICECREAM! Better. Now, wheres Kitty? KITTY is in DEATH STAR! ...Uh... DEATH STAR is in SPACE! And? DEATH STAR is READY to DESTROY all the SALESMEN! So? SALESMEN allied with FREEZER EMPIRE a few BATTLES ago! AAH! NO! AAH! YES! ...Well, all the more incentive to destroy Kitty I guess... Now, wheres this Death Star? NARRATOR 9 facefaults! DEATH STAR is in SPACE, like NARRATOR 9 said a few SECONDS ago! Oohhhhh... Where EXACTLY in space? SPACE! SPACE! THATS ALL I KNOW! GET OFF MY BACK, MAN! ... NARRATOR 9 used MOOD SWING! Yep... EVIL POTATO appeared! YOU AGAIN!? BIG HOLE can be seen in DIRT PILE! ...Oh. CABBAGE PATCH KID appeared! AAAHH! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? GIGANTIC CROOKED SALESMEN MECHA appeared! RUBY PLUSHIE appeared! GIGANTIC SHADOW SALESMEN MECHA appeared! ...Uh... These all want to kill me, huh? NO! CABBAGE PATCH KID wants BLOOD! GCSM wants to fight GSSM! GSSM wants to fight RUBY PLUSHIE! RUBY PLUSHIE wants to DESTROY! EVIL POTATO wants to fight YOU! ...Ohhhhhh... Once again... To be continued... Dun-dun-duuuuuuun! 9/30/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 34: I Pity Da Foo' Who Don't Read Dis Battle! Player: Mr. T [no record.] MR. T appeared! Huh? What dis bout me appearin? Ahem... MR. T appeared! You crazier than my friend Murdock. NO IM NOT!! Jus shut up before I throw you helluva far. NARRATOR 9 is a DISEMBODIED VOICE! NARRATOR 9 cannot be THROWN helluva FAR! Shut up, foo! You wanna see FOO? CID appeared! ... CID: ...? CID is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! What? Dat kid got nuthin to do but stand around here and punch himself in the face? NO! NARRATOR 9 controls all ACTIONS within SHADOW G/S, including CIDs! NARRATOR 9 can also control ACTIONS within OTHER VERSIONS somewhat LIMITEDLY! You beatin up on this poor kid then, huh? ...Well, if you put it THAT way... Shut up! Get ready to have your ass thrown helluva far! NARRATOR 9 already said that it cannot be THROWN helluv--huh? What the--!? HEY! Put me down! Time you go flyin! I pity da foo who beat up kids! MR. T used THROW! MR. Ts attack missed! ... NARRATOR 9 has COMPLETE CONTROL over MR. T, and would be GLAD to PROVE it! What you talkin bout, foo? MR. Ts VAN exploded! HAHAHAHAHA!! Dont EVER touch my van, sucka! Time for you to go into orbit! MR. T used THROW! MR. Ts attack missed! Stop doin that! NARRATOR 9 is ANGRY! MR. T fainted for no reason at all! Shut up, foo! I didnt do nothin like dat! YES YOU DI--I SAID PUT ME DOWN!! Time for you to fly, sucka! MR. T used THROW! MR. Ts attack missed! SIR_CHARGON appe... uh oh. Who dat crazy foo? SIR_CHARGON: LET HIM KILL YOU! MR. T ALWAYS WINS! ...FINE... Idiot Webmaster... SIR_CHARGON: I heard that. DAMMIT! Shut up and get ready to kiss the sky, foo! MR. T used THROW... NARRATOR 9 was THROWn into ORBIT... MR. T won... *sigh* 10/1/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 35: Celebrity Derthmatch Season Finale Player: Jon Steveson [no record.] Welcome to the season finale of CELEBRITY DERTHMATCH! Im Jon Steveson. WS: And Im Welsh Stooert, from the TV show 25th Version from the Almighty Webmaster. NARRATOR 9 appeared! ...Yes. Today we have an exciting Battle in store for you. One of Shadow Versions most acclaimed characters to do battle with our OWN REFEREE. WS: At least he brought the right card with him this time... You say something? WS: Uh... No... Continue. Thank you. Since our referee is going to fight, we have a special guest referee. Please welcome, from the PokéBattles Wrestling Federation, ROCK WARM STEVIE HOUSTON! RWSH appeared! MILLINGTON STREET appeared! DIGIMAN appeared! CROWD cheers! Lets watch and do our job now. RWSH: I wanna good fight, and dont be pissin me off. Now GO! Player: Digiman [3-6-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Heavily Armed Clown Hey, Im back... But how? MS: I allowed it! ...Shut up. MS: I dont allow that! MS used BODY SLAM! Critical hit! ...DIEEEE!! DIGIMAN sent out SABERLEOMON! JS: It looks like Digimans sent out one of the Digimon he hasnt used in... A really long time. WS: ...Duh... Twin Fang atta-- RWSH: Get that thing outta here! SABERLEOMON fainted! HEY!! MS: Ill allow it! CROWD cheers! SHUT THE HELL UP! MS used WHISTLE! MS blew a WHISTLE right in DIGIMANs EAR! OWW!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!? DIGIMAN used RATHER POWERFUL PUNCH! Its super effective! WS: Looks like Streets not gonna ref for a while... JS: That was the plan, you idiot. HAH! Eat fist, stripey! DIGIMAN used MACHINE GUN PUNCH! DIGIMANs RIGHT ARM turned into GATLING GUN! Uh... What the--? MS used WHISTLE! Not this time! DIGIMAN used MA--err, GATLING GUN! MS was BLOWN full of HOLES! MS: FOOL! Behold, my TRUE FORM! Not this... To be continued... [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] Playing this month: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 36 -- BATTLE 37 -- BATTLE 38 -- BATTLE 39 -- BATTLE 40 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 10/2/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 36: E-Ville Internet? Player: Digiman [3-6-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Heavily Armed Clown MILLINGTON STREET used TRUE FORM! What? MILLINGTON STREET is EVOLVING! MILLINGTON STREET evolved into E-VILLE SORCER-ORR! ... ES: MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Riiiight. Now, time for you to die again. DIGIMAN used GATLING GUN! Critical hit! Critical hit! Critical hit! Critical hit! Critical hit! Critical hit! Cr-- WE KNOW!! ES: ...FOOL! Beh-- --old, my TRUE FORM, bladdabladdablah. DIGIMAN used TRUE FORM! Huh? What? DIGIMAN is evolving! ... DIGIMAN evolved into INTERNETMAN! ...Youve gotta be kidding me... INTERNETMAN! Using the POWERS OF THE INTERNET-- Oooo... Internet, huh? ES: Uh... Can we shift back to me now? --he will right wrongs and triumph over evil! Uh hu... Erk! Cant... resist... urge... to... ES: Huh? AND THAT MEANS YOU! ES: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!! INTERNETMAN used SAILOR MOON QUOTE! Its... super effective...? ES fainted! Yaaaay! Now to go use my powers and log onto RPGamer... NO! You BAD BAD PERSON! SAILOR MOON EVIL!! INTERNETMAN devolved into DIGIMAN! ...What the--!? HEY! NARRATOR 9 doesnt LIKE SAILOR MOON! ...Blah... DIGIMAN won! 10/3/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 37: Portals Again... Player: Cid [18-11-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Kiki CID appeared! AAAAHH!! CID crawls inside a... GIANT BUBBLE... Damn straight! Because of your apparent love of sending me off to a bunch of other Versions, Im making myself a warp-proof chamber! TRY AND GET ME NOW, LOUDMOUTH! A-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! ...CID is becoming PARANOID and INSANE... NO IM NOT! Erm... Huh? NARRATOR 9 is QUITE ANGRY! ...So? YOU CANT TOUCH ME WHILE IM IN THIS! SO BITE ME!! WARP-PROOF CHAMBER exploded! WARP-PROOF CHAMBER fainted! Uh oh. CID is no longer in WARP-PROOF CHAMBER! Uh... YES I AM! NO YOURE NOT! Dammit... NARRATOR 9 used RAGE! NARRATOR 9 opened RANDOM PORTAL in its ANGER! NOOOOOOOO!! CID was SHOVED through PORTAL... Or rather, is TRYING TO BE... IM NOT GOING!! NONONONONO!! LEAVE ME ALONE! NO! NARRATOR 9 doesnt like being called LOUDMOUTH, even though it IS! ... NARRATOR 9 widened PORTAL! AAAHH! CID fell in! To be continued... 10/4/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 38: Where'd Da Portal Go? Player: Cid [18-11-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Kiki CID appeared... in RUBY VERSION! Big surprise there, eh folks? Uh... Huh? SALESMAN appeared! MACARONI SOLDIER appeared! !? SALESMAN used BRIEFCASE FWAP! MACARONI SOLDIER fainted! ...What the? Hey, arent these the Salesmen that invaded a bunch of different places for some reason? YES! This has taken a LONG time... NARRATOR 9 knows! Back then, I think we were at 4 Narrators... So how do you know? NARRATOR 9 gets to LOOK through NARRATOR FILES in its SPARE TIME! Oh. Shouldnt you be yelling at me for sending you here? ...OH YEAH! YOU-- SIR_CHARGON: This string of speech has been cut out due to incessant foul language, ethical, racial, and religious slurs, and references to Britney Spears. Thank you. --!! Okay, I feel better now. NARRATOR 9 is EXTREMELY PISSED OFF! Uh oh. CID died! Nope. CID died! Inaccurate narration. ACCURATE NARRATION! SIR_CHARGON: INACCURATE! ...Okay... Hah. CID fainted! INACCURATE. Bah... NARRATOR 9 used END! BATTLE ended! 10/5/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 39: Uh... Storm Player: Evil Icecream [5-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Kitty DEATH STAR used SUPERLASER! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! DEATH STARs attack missed! Huh? NEARBY PLANET OF NO SIGNIFICANCE THAT HAPPENED TO ORBIT DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF SUPERLASER TRAJECTORY exploded! NPONSTHTODIFOST fainted! ...Okay... DEATH STAR needs to recharge! Okay then! Narrator, if youll please hoist me to the Death Star... NARRAOR 9 used TELEPORT! EVIL ICECREAM is in DEATH STAR! HA HA HA!! That was too simple. SOUND SENSORS used ALERT! ALARM used BEWOOP BEWOOP BEWOOP! ...BAAAHH!! STORM MACARONI appeared! Lemme guess... STORM MACARONI wants to fight! Figures. Now Ill just stand here and watch them all miss me with their guns. STORM MACARONI stopped in their TRACKS and LOOKED at EACH OTHER in UNDERSTANDING! ...Uh oh. STORM MACARONI suddenly CHARGED and used BEATDOWN! BAAAAAAAAAH! The attack missed! The attack missed! The attack missed! The attack missed! The attack missed! The attack missed! ...Still? APPARENTLY SO! Cool. DIE, ALL OF YOU! EVIL ICECREAM used POKEBAP! Its not very effective... BAH! Stupid armor of theirs... STORM MACARONI used BEATDOWN! The attack missed! The attack missed! The attack missed! The attack missed! HA HA HA!! I cant believe their patheticne-- Wait... Theres six of them... Critical hit! Critical hit! OW!! Errrgh.. DIE, YOU!! EVIL ICECREAM used DI--ERK!! Not again... No, just joking. ... STORM MACARONI #4 died! Okey dokey... THE REST OF YOU! STORM MACARONI are ANGRY! So what? DIE! Not enough PP for DIE! BAAAH! STORM MACARONI ran away! ...I win? YES, but STORM MACARONI are going to tell KITTY! ...BAAAAAAH!! 10/6/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 40: When NPONSTHTODIFOST Attacks Player: Cid [18-11-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Kiki CID is AIMLESSLY WANDERING throughout RUBY VERSION! Well gee... Wonder why. NARRATOR 9 is WONDERING WHY! Ugh. NPONSTHTODIFOST PIECES fell directly in front of CID! What the--!? NPONSTHTODIFOST PIECES were renamed NPONSTHTODIFOSTP! ...That has to be the largest acronym ever... NARRATOR 9 agrees... LITTLE GREEN MEN appeared! Uh... LITTLE GREEN MEN are ANGRY! LITTLE GREEN MEN want to fight! I dont. CID wants to fight! NO I DONT! Fine. NARRATOR 9 forced CID to fight! I hate you... LITTLE GREEN MEN sent out E.T.! From that movie? YES! Figures. E.T. used PHONE HOME! E.T. PHONEd HOME! PARENTS werent HOME! ANSWERING MACHINE used MESSAGE! E.T. used LONG STRING OF PROFANE WORDS! ...I think Ill just sit here and watch the battle unfold without me. Like what usually happens. Okay! ... PHONE BILL appeared! PHONE BILL was for SEVERAL HUNDRED MILLION YEN! E.T. cant PAY OFF PHONE BILL! E.T. has no YEN either! E.T. fainted! Old joke. LITTLE GREEN MEN sent out BIG GREEN MAN! BIG GREEN MAN used STOMP! CID was CRUSHED! OW! What the!? YOU SAID I COULD JUST SIT HERE AND NOT BE TOUCHED! No I didnt. Arrrrgh... Go, Misdreavus! Go! MISDREAVUS! BIG GREEN MAN goes OOOOOOO! Uh... What the hell? BIG GREEN MAN LIKES KITTIES! Even if they are evil and whatnot... Err... BIG GREEN MAN was renamed JOLLY GREEN GIANT! AAAAAAAH!! RETURNRETURNRETUUUURN!! Enough! MISDREAVUS! JOLLY GREEN GIANT is ANGRY! GET AWAY FROM ME! JOLLY GREEN GIANT was renamed REALLY PISSED GREEN GIANT! AAAAAAAHH! CID ran away! LITTLE GREEN MEN won! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] Playing this month: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 41 -- BATTLE 42 -- BATTLE 43 -- BATTLE 44 -- BATTLE 45 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 10/7/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 41: Chrono Icecream? Player: Evil Icecream [6-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Storm Macaroni OSCAR THE GROUCH wants to fight! BAAAH! Fine, then! OSCAR THE GROUCH sent out GARBAGE CAN LID! DIE!! EVIL ICECREAM used DIE! EVIL ICECREAM died! What the--!? EVIL ICECREAM appeared in LIMBO! HEY! NARRATOR 9 used EVIL LAUGH: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! MIDGYO appeared! BLUE WIZARD appeared! LUKE SKYWALKER appeared! PORTAL TO LIFE appeared! Hey, I read about this... This happened in Red Version Battle 50... I WENT BACK IN TIME!! Dun-dun-duuuuuuun! MIDGYO, LUKE SKYWALKER, and BLUE WIZARD are having a BATTLE to see who can get through PORTAL! ...Hm. Well, me being a small tub of icecream and all, I can get through there easily. So long! EVIL ICECREAM scooted through PORTAL TO LIFE unnoticed! PORTAL TO LIFE closed! EVIL ICECREAM appeared in UNFINISHED SHADOW VERSION! ...Uh oh. HISTORY is CHANGED! This is bad. YES IT IS! MIDGYO remains DEAD! POKéBATTLES THE FANFIC 2000 has been DRAMATICALLY CHANGED! iRAB is now DEAD because of RED DOOMPUFF! IMMORTUS was never BANISHED to RED VERSION! CRYPTIC MESSAGES on YELLOW VERSION have become NONEXISTEN-- OKAYOKAYOKAAAAAAY!! STOP IT! Take me back to that infernal Death Star and what the hell that green thing stuck in a trashcan was! NARRATOR 9 cant! WHAT!? NARRATOR 9 enjoys THIS! It also proves a THEORY that, in a sense, CHRONO CROSS made a POINT! ...Huh? EVIL ICECREAM is in an ALTERNATE REALITY! What? In ONE REALITY (THIS REALITY), EVIL ICECREAM is fighting OSCAR THE GROUCH! In the CURRENT REALITY (ANOTHER REALITY), EVIL ICECREAM has changed POKéBATTLES HISTORY quite HORRIBLY! ...You mentioned Chrono Cross. Yes... Duh... Well, I played that game. And know what to do because of it. All I have to do is get some sort of item that allows me to warp between the two dimensions, go back to LIMBO, and get back to my reality through the wormhole there. TRUE... But NARRATOR 9 wont make it so EASY on EVIL ICECREAM! I NEVER SAID IT WAS EASY!! BAAAAAAAAH! NARRATOR 9 used END! BATTLE ended! 10/8/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 42:The Search Setting: Another Reality Player: Evil Icecream [6-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Storm Macaroni EVIL ICECREAM is walking through SHADOW VERSION... Uh... BEGINNINGS! BAAAAH... Cant you just GIVE me the damned thing thatll let me go back!? You get to go back too... NARRATOR 9 can go back to THIS REALITY whenever it PLEASES! ...BAAAAAAAAHH!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! I hate you. I know. GRANDPA appeared! ...I thought that-- GRANDPA was here BEFORE SHADOW VERSION came around! ...Oh. GRANDPA wants to fight! Fine! I shall kill you! GRANDPA sent out CANESTICK! Hm. Thank you! EVIL ICECREAM used PILFER! Stole CANESTICKx1! HA HA HA!! GRANDPA sent out LICENSE CARD! Bah. GRANDPA MUST DIE! EVIL ICECREAM used GRANDPA MUST DIE! ROMEO MUST DIE was renamed GRANDPA MUST DIE! Not in theaters anymore, even in this reality! ...Okay... GRANDPA died! WOOHOO! SHADOW VERSION HISTORY was REWRITTEN again! ...DOH! SALESMAN INVASION never TOOK PLACE! ...And? CROSSOVER with RUBY VERSION never TOOK PLACE either! EVIL ICECREAM was MADE for the SOLE PURPOSE of being IN the CROSSOVER! So WHAT!? I dont care! EVIL ICECREAM no longer EXISTS in ANOTHER REALITY! ...Okay, NOW I care. EVIL ICECREAM won LICENSE CARD! Yeah, yeah, woohoo. LICENSE CARD might be the KEY to getting BACK to THIS REALITY! ...You know how convenient that would be? And lazy, on the Webmasters part? WEBMASTER is ALREADY LAZY! ...Good point. BACK TO BLACK VERSION!! EVIL ICECREAM won! 10/9/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 43:Return II Setting: Another Reality Player: Evil Icecream [7-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Grandpa EVIL ICECREAM appeared in BLACK VERSION! Uh huh... Now, wheres that portal-wormhole-thing-deal-um? EVIL ICECREAM is STANDING on it! ...Oh. Okay then. Give me power, LICENSE CARD! ... What? EVIL ICECREAM is acting TERRIBLY OUT OF CHARACTER.. ...Uh... BAAAAAAAAAAH! Better. Now, TAKE ME BACK TO MY DIMENSION!! Okay! EVIL ICECREAM appeared on DEATH STAR, back in THIS REALITYs RUBY VERSION! ...That was a bit too easy. Oh well. Glad to be back in-- OSCAR THE GROUCH used LID FWAP! EVIL ICECREAM got BANGED over the... Uh... HEAD... I guess... with a GARBAGE CAN LID! OW! BAAAAH! YOU SHALL DIE FOR THAT!! EVIL ICECREAM used POKE! OSCAR THE GROUCH was POKEd in the EYE with a SHARP STICK! OSCAR THE GROUCH DEYEd! ...That was just scary, Narrator. NARRATOR thought it was rather APPROPRIATE! You think a lot of things. KITTY goes BAH! Huh? Wheres Kitty? KITTY is in DEATH STAR! I MEANT WHERE EXACTLY! NARRATOR 9 handed EVIL ICECREAM a MAP! MAP pinpointed KITTYs LOCATION! ...Im guessing this is a spinoff of the Marauders Map of Harry Potter fame, correct? Er... YES! Figures. Now I know why Kittys dot is moving around everywhere. ... STORM MACARONI appeared! Huh? I dont see any Storm Ma-- EVIL ICECREAM looked UP! ...Oh. BAAAAAAH!! STORM MACARONI want to fight! Fine! DIE, ALL OF YOU! NARRATOR 9 reminds EVIL ICECREAM of what HAPPENED last time he used DIE... ...So what? DIE!! ...EVIL ICECREAM used DIE! ORANGE VERSION died! !? ORANGE VERSION came back to LIFE, because WEBMASTER doesnt WANT to get on ANYBODYs BAD SIDE so they can all VOTE for SHADOW VERSION! ...Whatever. Why is this Battle so messed up? WEBMASTER is up at 6 in the MORNING writing this BATTLE! WEBMASTER cant THINK STRAIGHT! Or rather, even moreso... Ohhh... Well, just kill the Storm Macaroni and all will be well. Okieday! STORM MACARONI died! EVIL ICECREAM won! Yay, woohoo, good for me. Back to finding Kitty. 10/10/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 44: ...LINE? Setting: This Reality Player: Evil Icecream [8-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Grandpa EVIL ICECREAM is trying to find KITTY! Dont you have anything BETTER to do than bother me incessantly? Like Narrating for Celebrity Derthmatch? CELEBRITY DERTHMATCH is OVER for THIS SEASON! There were only 5 episodes. NARRATOR 9 cares NOT for your INSOLENCE! ...Whatever. EVIL ICECREAM ran into DOOR marked KITTYS ROOM. DO NOT ENTER!! Oh, this is just too easy. NARRATOR 9 thinks SOMETHING is WRONG... As I said before, you think a lot of things. EVIL ICECREAM opened DOOR! ONE-EYED ONE-HORNED FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER appeared! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! ...Isnt that supposed to be BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH? ...That too. NOW GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!! NARRATOR 9 suggests RUNNING AWAY, for once! ...ME!? Run AWAY!? HA HA HA!! I laugh at the very thought! THOUGHT is ANGRY! ...Okay, NOW I think Ill run away. Cant escape! WHAT!? BAAAH! NARRATOR! NARRATOR 9 cant let EVIL ICECREAM leave until BATTLE has a SUFFICIENT AMOUNT of LINES! BAAAAAAAAAH! OEOHFPPE used EAT! RANDOM PERSON was EATEN! ...Hey, I just had a thought. EVIL ICECREAM used THOUGHT! Shut up and listen. Its a PEOPLE Eater... Therefore it doesn't eat icecream. HA HA HA!! I AM UNAFFECTED BY YOU, YOU EVIL... Uh... PURPLE THING! OEOHFPPE was renamed ONE-EYED ONE-HORNED FLYING PURPLE ICECREAM EATER! DAMMIT! Can you take me back in time so I wont say that, Narrator? NO! NARRATOR 9 doesnt want to MESS AROUND with the FABRIC OF TIME... TOO MUCH! Too much? TOO MUCH!? YOU SENT ME TO ANOTHER DIMENSION, YOU IDIOT!! AND BACK IN TIME EVEN THERE! NARRATOR 9 had FUN doing THAT! BAAAAAAH!! I did... Whatever. Back to my running away like a coward. Oh yeah... EVIL ICECREAM ran away! OEOHFPIE followed in PURSUIT! 10/11/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 45: This's the Way... To Make the Narrator Insane! Setting: This Reality Player: Professor Daravon [no record.] PROFESSOR DARAVON appeared! Good comings! ...Err... Yeah. Items being used are items used in battle. Youre messed up. For come how in the Pentagon? Pentagon? NARRATOR 9 is getting RATHER UNCOMFORTABLE around PROFESSOR DARAVON... Off course! ... DARKPUFF appeared! Good comings! DARKPUFF: BUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL. Grill Buy Foreman George. ... DARKPUFF: DOOM? DARKPUFF is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! HP Potion 50 restore. Wounds good minor for. DARKPUFF used EAT! PROFESSOR DARAVON was EATEN! Digestion thing bad is. ...Riiiight. PROFESSOR DARAVON was DIGESTED! Dictation inaccurate voice. SHUT UP! Why the hell are you here anyway!? Move with comes studying I tactic from militaries this planet for improvement course. ...Huh? Thiss the way! THISS freaky and lame... I had a good feeling! ... NARRATOR 9 is starting to DISLIKE PROFESSOR DARAVON... All on around troops the building with. !? Ability is a skill you learn with Job training. GAAAAH! STOPITSTOPITSTOPITSTOOOP! Theres no one to fight here! NARRATOR 9 is going INSANE... This was the darkened items wont appear. ARRRRRRRRGH!! NARRATOR 9 used SNAP! NARRATOR 9 was COMMITTED to INSANE ASYLUM! This job required a lot of skill. But, we tried our best. As a result, we were able to save him! So, this job's a success! NARRATOR X took over! Good comings! Quiet you. PROFESSOR DARAVON fainted! NARRATOR X won! DARKPUFF: DOOM... [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] Playing this month: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version 02 Warrior Battles Archives! When a 02 Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 46 -- BATTLE 47 -- BATTLE 48 -- BATTLE 49 -- BATTLE 50 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 10/12/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 46: Union? Player: Salesman Army [2-2-2] Last Battle: Uh... I dunno. WAAAAAY back there. SALESMAN ARMY is suffering HEAVY LOSSES! HELLO SIR! MACARONI ARMY is suffering HEAVY LOSSES! CROOKED SALESMAN would be suffering HEAVY LOSSES, but they keep STEALING basically EVERYTHING the FIRST TWO ARMIES bring OUT! ...PLAN HAS BEEN MADE, SIR! SALESMAN ARMY used PLAN! MACARONI ARMY is WAITING for PLAN to BACKFIRE! WE NEED MACARONI SIRS! ... MACARONI ARMY doesnt WANT to JOIN IN PLAN! IT IS FOR THE FUTURE OF RUBY VERSION SIR! MACARONI ARMY knows! WE ARE CALLING A TRUCE, SIR? TO DESTROY CROOKED SALESMEN? MACARONI ARMY says... YES? OKAY SIR! MACARONI ARMY joined SALESMAN ARMY! FANFARE plays in BACKGROUND! ONWARD SIR! SALESMAN/MACARONI ARMY used ONWARD! SALESMAN/MACARONI ARMY appeared in CROOKED SALESMAN CAMP! CSALESMEN: GO AWAY SIR! HELLO SIR! SALESMAN ARMY used HELLO SIR! MACARONI ARMY ran away! ... CSALESMEN: DIE SIR! CSALESMEN sent out GIGANTIC ROBO-CSALESMAN! YOU TOO SIR! SALEMAN ARMY sent out ONION OF LIGHT! ...UH OH. ONION OF LIGHT used BOOM! NOXIOUS HOLY FUMES appeared! CSALESMEN: NOOOOOOOOO! What will become of the Crooked Salesmen? What, exactly, is an Onion of Light? Where the hell did the Narrator go? IM STILL HERE! ...Oh. Well, anyway, stay tuned for the next episode... of DRAGON BALL Z! ...Youre fired. Bah... To be continued... 10/13/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 47: Bad Luck Player: Grandpa [5-9-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Tree GRANDPA appeared! Dag-nabbit, what now? TODAY is FRIDAY the 13TH! So? BAD LUCK is SUPPOSED to HAPPEN on THIS DAY! About 7000 MOVIES are also being PREMIERED today! Todays supposed to be full of bad luck, so you pick me to dump it all on? EXACTLY! Con-flabbit! FRIDAY THE 13TH used BAD LUCK! BLACK CAT appeared! Hello, Kitty. BLACK CAT was renamed K I T T E N! ...Hello, Kitty! K I T T E N used SLASH! RANDOM EXTRA was SLICED into TINY TINY SHREDS! ...Oh boy. GRANDPA used RUN LIKE HELL! GRANDPA... RAN LIKE HELL! K I T T E N followed at a somewhat leisurely pace! GRANDPA ran under 11 LADDERS! Oh, thats just plain unoriginal. FRIDAY THE 13TH used BAD LUCK! LADDER fell on GRANPDA! Con-sarnit, why didnt you pick SOMEBODY ELSE to torture!? NARRATOR X simply looked at STANDINGS! Dag-nabbit... K I T T E N reappeared! NOO! K I T T E N wants to KILL! FRIDAY THE 13TH used BAD LUCK! DARKPUFF appeared rather conveniently and ate K I T T E N for STEALING his LINE! ...Never thought Id thank HIM... DARKPUFF: BUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL OR DARKPUFF EAT YOU. Guess I wont be either. Just... HERE! Take it all! GRANDPA gave DARKPUFF his WALLET! DARKPUFF: ...THIS NOT ENOUGH. DOOM! ITS ALL I HAVE! DARKPUFF: BUY GEORGE FORMAN GRILL! ...Just eat me. Eat me now, and save me the pain and suffering of today... DARKPUFF: DOOM. DARKPUFF used EAT! GRANDPA was EATen! Thank you. FRIDAY THE 13TH used BAD LUCK! DARKPUFF exploded! What the--?! HEY! DARKPUFF reassembled! DARKPUFF is ANGRY! DARKPUFF wants to fight! Who? GRANDPA! ...Oh. To be continued... MUAHAHAHAHA... 10/14/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 48: Bad Luck II (Random Filler Battle 7) Player: Grandpa [5-9-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Tree DARKPUFF wants to fight! Fine! Go, Hugestick! Go! HUGESTICK! DARKPUFF used THREAT! DARKPUFF: GUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL OR DARKPUFF EAT YOU! DOOM! HUGESTICK paid NO ATTENTION! Attack, Hugestick! HUGESTICK used ATTACK! VIKINGS appears and TRAMPLED DARKPUFF! ...Or rather, TRIED TO, but DARKPUFF ate them all! Figures. Con-sarnit! FRIDAY THE 13TH used BAD LUCK! UMBRELLA appeared out of NOWHERE and proceeded to BEAT the LIVING DAYLIGHTS out of HUGESTICK! It's super effective! ...Okay... And it's not Friday anymore. WEBMASTER wrote this BATTLE on FRIDAY THE 13TH and UPDATED it on FRIDAY THE 13TH, so TECHNICALLY, it is still FRIDAY THE 13TH! Con-flabbit! HUGESTICK fainted! Use next Pokémon? Put up your Dukes, Darkpuff! HAHAHA! GRANDPA sent out DUKES! DARKPUFF sent out DUKES as well! What the--!? DARKPUFF put up his DUKES! Argh... THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! DPUFF-DUKES used GENERAL LEE! The GENERAL LEE ran over DUKES! DUKES fainted! Which one? BOTH of them! ... DARKPUFF is ANGRY! DARKPUFF is thrashing about! RANDOM BUILDING was DESTROYED! RANDOM BUILDING fainted! ... DARKPUFF is thrashing about! ENTIRE CITY was DESTROYED! CITY fainted! Woah... Hey, why didn't I get destroyed too? Uh... I dunno... DARKPUFF is thrashing about! Still!? Uh... NEARBY ISLAND OF NO SIGNIFICANCE THAT HAPPENED TO APPEAR FOR THE SAKE OF THE CONTINENT NOT BEING DESTROYED was DESTROYED! NIONSTHTAFTSOTCNBD fainted! ...This is messed up. NARRATOR X thinks BATTLE has TAKEN a WRONG TURN! You got that right. DARKPUFF disappeared! NARRATOR X stamps this as FILLER BATTLE! GRANDPA won! ... 10/15/2K: 02 WARRIOR BATTLE 49: The Lyfe, the Derth, and the Just Plain Freaky Player: Derth [3-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Bill Gates (Zombie) DERTH appeared! Oh, GREAT, its the NARRATOR. How happy I am to see you... DERTH is HAPPY to see NARRATOR X! NARRATOR X is TOUCHED! ...I was being sarcastic, you IDIOT. ... NARRATOR Xs FEELINGS were HURT! NARRATOR X broke down in TEARS! Does anyone else think that the Narrator is acting a bit too feminine right now? WHAAAAAAA... ... SIR_CHARGON appeared! Oh, hello. WHAAAAAAA... SHUT UP! To not confuse everyone, SIR_CHARGON blessed upon himself the GRAY TEXT! There. Cool. WHAAAAAAA... I SAID STOP IT!! WHAAAAAAA... This is already getting annoying... SIR_CHARGON kicked NARRATOR X several times! ... What? Im a Webmaster, I can Narrate myself. Oh. WHAAAAAAA... WHY ARE YOU KICKING MEEEEEEEE? Im kicking you because you wont SHUT THE HELL UP AND DO YOUR JOB! ...NARRATOR X began to CRY even HARDER! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Screw this. SIR_CHARGON used FIRE! NARRATOR X was FIREd! SIR_CHARGON used HIRE! NARRATOR 11 appeared! There we go. Okay... NARRATOR 11 used CONTINUE! SIR_CHARGON disappeared! Bye... LYFE appeared! What the--!? I thought one of the Narrators turned Lyfe into a cereal... He DID! ...Oh. LYFE is ANGRY! I can tell. LYFE wants to fight! Go me. DERTH sent out DERTH! LYFE sent out MILK! KILL! DERTH used KILL! MILK cant be KILLed! Argh. MILK used SPOIL! MILK was renamed R-MILK! DERTH needs VENTILATION, badly! Ugh... That smell... Lyfe, you have gone too far! LYFE stepped back! I hate these puns... Makes me wish the ads came back. Wild AD appeared! Wild AD appeared! Wild AD appeared! Wild AD appea-- NOT REALL-- hey... WILD Ad, eh? HyperBall, GO! DERTH used HYPERBALL! AD was caught! Give a nickname to AD? No... Well keep it as AD. AD was renamed... AD! ...Go, Ad! The enemys breakfast! Go, AD! Advertize. AD used ADVERTIZE! LYFE CEREAL! KIDS THINK ITS GOOD. ...Well, THAT was rather convenient. LYFE used SCREAM! LYFE is SCREAMING! LYFE fainted! DERTH won! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] Playing this month: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 16 -- BATTLE 17 -- BATTLE 18 -- BATTLE 19 -- BATTLE 20 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 5/19/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 16: DARKPUFF DEBUT Player: Cid [1-0-0] Last battle: Win vs. Grandpa SKY is CHANGING COLORS! Whoa... What's up with this? JIGGLYPUFF fell from SKY! Uh... What's a Jigglypu... AAAAH! THAT'S NO NORMAL JIGGLYPUFF!!! SHADOW JIGGLYPUFF appeared! SHADOW JIGGLYPUFF was renamed DARKPUFF! CID hid behind BUILDING! That... is one... scary... Jigglypuff... DARKPUFF lifted BUILDING! D'AAAH! DARKPUFF snapped BUILDING in HALF! Uh... Idon'twannafightthatthing! DARKPUFF is ADVANCING! Umumumumumum... GO CLEFAIRY! CID sent out CLEFAIRY! DARKPUFF promptly ate CLEFAIRY! Inconceivable... DARKPUFF is FIVE FEET AWAY! RUNAWAYRUNAWAYRUNAWAY!!! CID is RUNNING! CID ran into TRAINERGAL! No time! Get away! TRAINERGAL is ANGRY! TRAINERGAL wants to fight! TRAINERGAL sent out SQUIRTLE! DARKPUFF ate SQUIRTLE! DARKPUFF ate TRAINERGAL! DARKPUFF is ADVANCING! ANGEMON appeared! Uh... Aren't you a Digimon? ANGEMON used HAND OF FATE! It had no effect! DARKPUFF ate ANGEMON! Ooookayyyy... WARGREYMON appeared! METALGARURUMON appeared! What's up with all the Digimon!? HERCULESKABUTERIMON appeared! Ooh! Never saw that one! WARGREMON used TERRA FORCE! METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER! It had no effect! DARKPUFF ate DIGIMON! Ack. DARKPUFF got STOMACHACHE! DARKPUFF spit out DIGIMON! MasterBalls, GO! CID threw MASTERBALL! ANGEMON was caught! WARGREYMON was caught! METALGARURUMON was caught! HERCULESKABUTERIMON was caught! Okay. BYE NOW! CID ran away! DARKPUFF followed in pursuit! 5/20/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 17: DIGI DEAD-END Player: Digiman [no record.] Where are my Digimon? DIGIMAN is WONDERING! Yes I am... Good freaky disembodied voice... SHUT UP! DARKPUFF appeared! Uh... Uh-oh... DARKPUFF is ADVANCING! Go, Puppetmon! DIGIMAN sent out PUPPETMON! DARKPUFF promptly ate PUPPETMON! And I liked that one too... MetalEtemon, GO! DIGIMAN sent out METALETEMON! DARKPUFF ate METALETEMON'S RIGHT ARM! But that entire Digimon's made out of Chromedigizoid... DARKPUFF ate METALETEMON! Metalseadramon, you're next! Go! METALSEADRAMON! Use your River of Power! METALSEADRAMON used RIVER OF POWER! It had no effect! DARKPUFF used DARK BREATH! METALSEADRAMON died! Oh my GOD! This thing is STRONG! Machinedramon, you're up! The enemy's completely and totally invulnerable! Go, MAHCINEDRAMON! DARKPUFF used GIGA KICK! It's not very effective... FINALLY! Mahcinedramon, use-- MACHINEDRAMON died! AAH! And I only have two left... SaberLeomon, let's do it! DIGIMAN sent out SABERLEOMON! Howling Crusher! SABERLEOMON used HOWLING CRUSHER! It had no effect! DARKPUFF used SING! AAAAH!! MY HEAD!! IT BURNS!! It's super effective! SABERLEOMON died! Only one left... Piedmon, you're the last line of defense! DIGIMAN sent out PIEDMON! DARKPUFF used GIGA KICK! DARKPUFF missed! Piedmon, Trump Sword! PIEDMON used TRUMP SWORD! Hit the enemy 4 times! It had very little effect! DARKPUFF used DARK BREATH! DARKPUFF missed! Good thing Piedmon's so fast... PIEDMON used TRUMP SWORD! Hit the enemy 4 times! Critical hit! It's not very effective... DARKPUFF ate PIEDMON! Okay, that didn't miss... DARKPUFF is ADVANCING! DIGI-EGGS appeared! DIGIMAN collected DIGI-EGGS! DIGIMAN ran away! DARKPUFF followed in pursuit! 6/4/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 18: MMPH Player: Digiman [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Darkpuff *huff* *puff* This... is not... *huff* good... DIGIMAN stopped RUNNING! At least my Digi-eggs hatched... and at least I have most of my Megas back... CID ran into DIGIMAN! OW! Watch it, kid! CID didn't MEAN ANYTHING! CID was running from DARKPUFF! Oh. DARKPUFF'S HERE!? NO! Oh. CID wants to fight! Well, I guess that would help toughen up my Digimon. Go, Leomon! DIGIMAN sent out LEOMON! CID sent out HERCULESKABUTERIMON! Hey! That's MY Digimon! CID says he caught it before he ran from DARKPUFF! Arrrrg... Leomon, use your Fist of the Beast King! LEOMON used FIST OF THE BEAST KING! It's not very effective... HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER! LEOMON fainted! One hit... But all my others are Megas! Go, Machinedramon! The enemy's quite strong! Go, MACHINEDRAMON! HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER! It's super effective! Huh? Oh... It's metal... MACHINEDRAMON fainted! Piedmon, I choose you! The enemy's... DARKPUFF!!! AAAH!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH!!! PIEDMON is in the process of being, well... SUMMONED! Piedmon, G-- HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER! The attack kept going and crashed! ...into DIGIMAN! Ow... DIGIMAN is PARALYZED! It may not attack! Mphemememphumumph! Go! PIEDMON! Emphaemrn! PIEDMON is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! ERMEMERPH!! PIEDMON is confused! It's bashing himself over the head with a steel chair in its confusion! Mmmph... PIEDMON is confused! It commited suicide in its confusion! PIEDMON died! MMMPH!? HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER! DIGIMAN fainted! CID won! CID left! DIGI-EGGS appear! To be Continued... 6/5/2000: WARRIOR BATTLE 19: Now Would be Good to Give Revelations... Player: Sir_Chargon (no record.) Oh, GREAT! Now I have to incorporate Dragon Legends characters into Shadow Version DIRECTLY! SIR_CHARGON used CREATE! KAMZEN WEAPON was CREATEd into SHADOW VERSION! Go, Weapon! Destroy the Shadow Jigglypuff! KAMZEN WEAPON flew away! Hee hee hee... SECONDS pass! KAMZEN WEAPON returned! You destroyed Darkpuff already? KAMZEN WEAPON fainted! Hm. Strong. Ultimas Weapon, you're next. SIR_CHARGON used CREATE! ULTIMAS WEAPON was CREATEd into SHADOW VERSION! Beat up Darkpuff! ULTIMA WEAPON flew away! MINUTES pass! Crap. MORE MINUTES pass! Okay... ULTIMAS WEAPON returned! Yep. ULTIMA WEAPON fainted! SIR_CHARGON used CREATE! INDIGO WEAPON was CREATEd into SHADOW VERSION! I'm not saying it again. INDIGO WEAPON flew away! DAYS pass! Okay, this is good...? INDIGO WEAPON returned! Good! you barely have a scratch on... INDIGO WEAPON fell in HALF! AAAH! DARKPUFF appeared! DARKPUFF has INDIGO BLADE! Hah! You can't get me! I'm not officially IN Shadow Version! Plus, I can DELETE YOU! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA! SIR_CHARGON used EVIL LAUGH! Wait... That's DoubleD's laugh... BWEEHEEHEEHEE... SIR_CHARGON used CORRECT EVIL LAUGH! Now to delete you. You're wasting space on my hard drive! SIR_CHARGON used DELETE! INDIGO BLADE disappeared! It didn't affect DARKPUFF! What? SIR_CHARGON used DELETE! It didn't affect DARKPUFF! Is this really happening? NORTON ANTIVIRUS WINDOW appeared! This is not good. NORTON ANTIVIRUS WINDOW used OPEN WINDOW! WINDOW used MESSAGE! Just get to the point. SHADOW VERSION is a REAL WORLD! Huh? You mean I inadvertently tapped into an actually existing world with intelligent life? Uh... YES! Cool! I can make a fortune here! SKY is changing COLORS! Huh? HOUSE is CHANGING! Uh... SHADOW VERSION appeared! THIS is really not good! DARKPUFF won! To be continued... 6/6/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 20: Return of the Geezer Player: Grandpa [5-6-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Cid GRANDPA is taking a WALK! HEY! It's that voice again! GRANDPA WALKed into BUILDING WALL! Ow... BUILDING was LIFTED! Hmm? DARKPUFF appeared! Who might you be? DARKPUFF SNAPPED BUILDING in HALF! Uh... Okay... DARKPUFF is ADVANCING! I think you want to fight? DARKPUFF wants to KILL! Okay, good enough for me. Go, Squall! Go! SQUALL! DARKPUFF promptly ate SQUALL! D'oh... Go, License Card! The enemy's INVINCIBLE! Go, LICENSE CARD! Invincible...? DARKPUFF looks at LICENSE CARD! DARKPUFF thinks LICENSE CARD is PRETTY! Okay... DARKPUFF sees GRANDPA's PICTURE on LICENSE CARD! DARKPUFF is ANGRY! Uh oh... DARKPUFF ate LICENSE CARD! And the place I got those was demolished... I WANT MY DISCOUNT ON MEDICINE!! DARKPUFF is INDIFFERENT! DARKPUFF is ADVANCING! Umokay... Bigstick, go! You're gonna get eaten very fast! Go, BIGSTICK! That was new... DARKPUFF is EXAMINING BIGSTICK! Bigstick, Slam! BIGSTICK used SLAM! Critical hit! DARKPUFF went FLYING! GRANDPA scored HOME RUN! What? BIGSTICK is evolving! Ooh! BIGSTICK evolved into HUGESTICK! ...That's big... DARKPUFF returned! Hugestick, attack! HUGESTICK used ATTACK! HISTERIA VIKINGS trampled over DARKPUFF! My Pokémon get weirder every time I see them. And before I get eaten, I'm going away. GRANDPA ran! GRANDPA came back! Hugestick, come back! HUGESTICK! Return! GRANDPA ran away! BATTLE was TIE! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 1 -- BATTLE 2 -- BATTLE 3 -- BATTLE 4 -- BATTLE 5 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 5/5/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 1: The Maple Tree Strikes Back Player: Grandpa [no record.] Darned kids! Why in my day... GRANDPA runs into TREE! OW! TREE is enraged! Enemy TREE wants to fight! Well lookit that... must be one of those newfangled fertilizers... Enemy TREE sent out TREE! Okay you overgrown stick in the mud! Lets go! Go! CANESTICK! What the!? GRANDPA is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! OW! Why you... Oh well. Ill teach you a lesson for running into me! Im a licensed Senior Citizen! CANESTICK! Come back! Go! LICENSE CARD! What in blazes! Howd it do that? GRANDPA is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Hey! Stop that! Enemy TREE used FALL! APPLES fell on LICENSE CARD! LICENSE CARD fainted! Uh oh... That was my only copy... Okay! Put up your dukes! Go! DUKES! Quit that! Come back! ... Uh... Get over here! ... Um... Return? DUKES! Enough! Stupid things. I guess Ill send out myself if I said Go me. GRANDPA sent out GRANDPA! Con-sarnit! Enemy TREE is enraged! Enemy TREE used FALL! APPLES fell on GRANDPA! Con-flabbit! Stupid apples. Take this! GRANDPA used STICK WHACK! Its super effective! Enemy TREE fainted! GRANDPA won! I did? I WON! IM A MILLIONAIRE!! HA-HEE-HEE-HEE!! I WON! I WON! I WON! ... 5/5/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 2: Mr. Mime Mimes a Mime Player: Gogo [no record.] GOGO is running! GOGO crashes into TREE! Ouch! Who put that tree there? Oh wait... Its a forest... TREE is angered! An angry tree? Enemy TREE wants to fight! Enemy TREE sends out LEAF! Okay... Ill battle it then. I hope this thing works... Go! MR. MIME! Enemy LEAF used RAZOR LEAF! What in the? GOGO is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Ouch! MR. MIME is miming! MR. MIME is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! MR. MIME: Ouch! That was interesting... MR. MIME: That was interesting... Enemy LEAF used RAZOR LEAF! Mimic that leaf! MR. MIME is loafing around! MR. MIME: Mimic that leaf! Stop that! Mimic that leaf! MR. MIME: Stop that! Mimic that leaf! GET OVER HERE! YOURE USELESS! MR. MIME: GET OVER HERE! YOURE USELESS! COME BACK! MR. MIME: COME BACK! Uh... Return? Enough! MR. MIME! Okay... Im using myself from now on! ... Im fighting! ... LET ME FIGHT! ... Er... go me? Go! GOGO! Ugh... Enemy TREE withdraws LEAF! Enemy TREE sends out TREE! Enemy TREE used FALL! APPLES fell on GOGOs head! Ouch! GOGO is miming! GOGO used FALL! APPLES fell on TREE! TREE used FALL! TREE fell on GOGO! GOGO fainted! Use next Pokémon? Go! MR. MIME... 5/5/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 3: Give it the Boot! Player: Glob [no record.] GLOB is driving! Woo-hoo! GLOB realizes he cant drive! Huh? But you just said... I KNOW WHAT I SAID! Fine. Then what can I use to go fast? GLOB is riding that boot from Super Mario Brothers 3! Woo-hoo! I always wanted one of these! GLOBs boot runs into a stone wall! What the? That wasnt there before! GLOB falls! GLOB lands on GRANDPA! GRANDPA is angered! Enemy GRANDPA wants to fight! Okay. Ill use that boot then. Go! MARIO BOOT! Mario Boot? Enemy GRANDPA sent out GRANDPA! GRANDPA: Stupid kids! In my day, we didnt have big mechanical boots to ride into stone walls so we could fall on our elders! Enemy GRANDPA used RAMBLE! Its super effective! MARIO BOOT fainted! Use next Pokémon? Pokémon? Okay... I use... me? Go! GLOB! Enemy GRANDPA withdrew GRANDPA! Thats a sight you dont see everyday... Enemy GRANDPA sent out LICENSE CARD! A Senior Citizens License Card? Okay... Thats... original... GLOB used RIP! It doesnt effect Enemy LICENSE CARD! Oh yeah... Its laminated... Enemy LICENSE CARD used IDENTIFY! GLOB is not a Senior Citizen! Well... Thats... Interesting... GLOB used BLOWTORCH! Enemy LICENSE CARD fainted! Enemy GRANDPA sent out GRANDPA! Oh no... GRANDPA used STICK WHACK! OUCH! Okay geezer, youre gonna get it! Go! BIGGLYMUFF! What in the!? Thats not mine! I dont even know what it is! GLOB is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Ouch! Dont do that! Too bad. Im gonna do it anyway. GRANDPA is reading his POKéDEX! BIGGLYMUFF: A HUNGRY BALLOON POKéMON. KNOWN TO EAT PEOPLE WHEN THEY ARE READING THEIR POKéDEX. Weight: 5 lbs. Height: 12 ft, 3 Ľ in. No. 397 GRANDPA: Uh oh. BIGGLYMUFF used PEOPLE EATER! GRANDPA fainted! GLOB won! 5/6/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 4: Trainer BIGGLYMUFF Wants to Fight Player: Bigglymuff [no record.] BIGGLYMUFF is sick of being a wild Pokémon! Biggly! Biggly Biggly Bigglymuff! BIGGLYMUFF wants to be a Pokémon Trainer! Muff! BIGGLYMUFF ran into TREE! TREE is angered! Biggly? Enemy TREE wants to fight! Enemy TREE sent out LEAF! Biggly! Go! BIGGLYMUFF! LEAF used RAZOR LEAF! Its not very effective... BIGGLYMUFF used SING! Bi-gglymuff, Biggl-y-y-y-muff... Enemy LEAF fell asleep! Bigglymuff. BIGGLYMUFF used PLANT EATER! Enemy LEAF was eaten! Enemy LEAF fainted! Enemy TREE sent out APPLE! Enemy APPLE used BOP! BIGGLYMUFF was BOPped with apples! Biggly--! BIGGLYMUFF used FRUIT EATER! Enemy APPLE was eaten! Enemy APPLE fainted! BIGGLYMUFF was poisoned! Biggly...muff... Enemy TREE sent out TREE! Bigglymuff... Enemy TREE used FALL! Enemy TREE fell on BIGGLYMUFF! BIGGLYMUFF bounced back! A POKé BALL landed on TREE! ... ... ...! TREE was captured! New POKéDEX data will be updated for TREE! TREE: A TREE POKéMON. KNOWN TO FALL ON OPPONENTS, IT IS VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DEFEAT WITHOUT ITS ENEMY BEING CRUSHED. Height 15, Weight 700 lbs, No. 372. BIGGLYMUFF is now a POKéMON TRAINER! Biggly! 5/7/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 5: Hi, I'm Cloud, and I got Flattened by a Tree. (Hi, Cloud...) Player: Cloud [no record.] CLOUD is taking a walk! CLOUD falls down a hole! Hole? There wasnt a hole there a minute ago. And who said I fell down it? CLOUD lands on his hair and the 10 gallons of hair gel in it made him bounce out of the hole! Yay! Wild BIGGLYMUFF appeared! Whats that? BIGGLYMUFF is a Hungry Balloon Pokémon that eats people as they read their Pokédex. Pokémon? Gotta catch em all! Huh? Uh... never mind. A POKé BALL drops from out of the sky and slams into Clouds face! Ouch! Whats this? A Poké Ball. Didnt you listen to me? BIGGLYMUFF is angry! Enemy BIGGLYMUFF wants to fight! Enemy BIGGLYMUFF sent out TREE! Youve gotta be kidding me... Gotta catch em all! I know. I heard you the first time. Well, the best way to kill a tree is to use a SWORD! Go! SWORD! What the...!? CLOUD is confused! Damn right I am! It hurt itself in its confusion!... But the hair gel absorbed the shock. IT!? IT! Oh well... Go Ultima Weapon! ... Go Sword? SWORD is already out! Wha? CLOUD is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion!... But the hair gel absorbed the shock again. I AM NOT AN IT! SWORD, ATTACK! SWORD used SLASH! Its super effective! Enemy TREE used FALL! Enemy TREE fell on SWORD! SWORD fainted! Use next Pokémon? I dont have one... I think... But I can catch one! I think... CLOUD threw POKé BALL! The trainer blocked the ball! Dont be a thief! Catch only WILD Pokémon! The POKé BALL hit CLOUD in the face! OWW!! Well, Ill fight then! Go! CLOUD! Go Cloud? CLOUD is con... Oh, whats the use... CLOUD used POKE! CLOUD POKEd Enemy TREE with his hair! HEY! I DID NOT! Enemy TREE used FALL! Howd it get up? Enemy TREE fell on CLOUD! CLOUD fainted! Use next Pokémon? [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 21 -- BATTLE 22 -- BATTLE 23 -- BATTLE 24 -- BATTLE 25 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 6/7/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 21: THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS--ONLY A SQUIRE? Player: Satan [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Grandpa SATAN is BORED! Well, you would be too, if you had to fill out all these forms. That Shadow Jigglypuff is making my business a profitable one... SATAN waves ARM at PILES AND PILES OF MONEY! ...But I HAVE TO STAY HOLED UP IN HERE! GRIM REAPER appeared! What now? GRIM REAPER put STACK OF PAPERS on SATAN's DESK! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ALREADY BUSY!? GRIM REAPER can't HELP IT! DARKPUFF is KILLING people faster than GRIM REAPER can BRING THEM DOWN HERE! Well, we need more room, too! Get a bunch of those orange guys from the candy factory Darkpuff demolished to clear some more space! OOMPA-LOOMPAS are ON STRIKE! But without them we can't... Okay, THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO GIVE THAT HOMICIDAL BALLOON A TASTE OF ITS OWN MEDICINE! SATAN disappeared! SATAN appeared right behind DARKPUFF! LOOK YOU! I'M THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS, NOW... DARKPUFF ate SATAN! I didn't think that would work. SATAN climbed OUT OF DARKPUFF! I'm going to teach you a lesson you'll never forget, then I'll SEE YOU IN HELL, BECAUSE I RUN IT!! GET'M, SON! SATAN sent out DAMIEN! DARKPUFF used BUG-EYED, DROOLING, FLYING BLACK DESTROYING EATER! DARKPUFF ate DAMIEN! GRRRRRR... GO, MY MANY LEGIONS OF DEATH! Go! LEGIONS OF DEATH! Use your Apocalypse attack! LEGIONS OF DEATH used APOCALYPSE! WORLD is on BRINK OF DESTRUCTION! It already was. Oh... WORLD was DESTROYED! Then... What do I have to rule? Good point. WORLD rebuilt! Allrighty then. Hey, where're my Legions of Death? DARKPUFF ate them! That good-for-nothing little... Grim Reaper, nobody can beat you! Go, buddy! GRIM REAPER didn't GO! Why not? GRIM REAPER is BRINGING STACKS OF PAPERS to SATAN's DESK! I figured as much... What do I have left? Go! SATAN! ME!? HELL ONLY HAS ME TO DEFEND? Oka-- SATAN is being DIGESTED! Huh? SATAN has been EATEN BY DARKPUFF! SATAN died! SATAN was sent to HELL! This is getting to be really stupid and humiliating... AND I HAVE TO STAND IN LINE TO GET BACK TO MY OWN HOUSE!!! DARKPUFF won! 6/8/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 22: WHAT'S IN A NAME? Player: Derth [no record.] Derth? My name is Derth? It's DEATH, you idiot Webmaster! I can't believe you would make my name DERTH just so you could have me in a battle and avoid legal trouble! My name is DEATH! DEATH!! DO YOU HEAR ME!? DEATH! One of the many characters at pokebattles.com! Ugh... LYFE appeared! Lyfe? LYFE?? THIS IS INSANE!! One, MY name is DEATH! Two, his... her... IT'S name is LIFE! And before you go asking, it's NOT the cereal! Do you want to get sued? I'M A SPINOFF OF THE GRIM REAPER YOU DORK! HOW COULD I GET SUED!? GRIM REAPER is bringing STACKS OF PAPERS to SATAN's DESK! SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH THIS MESSED UP BATTLE! Uh... fine... DARKPUFF appeared! Oh no. Aaah. It is Darkpuff. Aaah. DARKPUFF instantly devoured LYFE! Okay, that was rather noteworthy. DARKPUFF ate DERTH! I AM NOT DERTH! DERTH climbed out of DARKPUFF! My name is not Derth... DERTH is ANGRY! NO I'M NOT! Errr... DARKPUFF is ANGRY! DARKPUFF wants to fight! Oh no. Darkpuff is angry. DARKPUFF used DARK BREATH! It didn't affect DERTH! *sigh* By the swing of my scythe... DERTH used SCYTHE! It didn't affect DARKPUFF! ...nothing shall happen. What? DERTH is evolving! Hopefully into a sanely-named character? DERTH evolved into DARTH! ...This is getting weird...and besides, which one? BROOKS! Darth Brooks? The SITH of COUNTRY MUSIC! Okay, now that is just DISGUSTING! Darkpuff, eat me to save my image before this gets published! DARKPUFF doesn't WANT TO! Why? DARKPUFF is AFRAID of DARTH! Afraid, huh... I guess I'll use my... Country Music Concert attack? DARTH used COUNTRY MUSIC CONCERT! It's super effective! Critical hit! DARKPUFF still stands! DARKPUFF ran away! DARTH won! Hah. Even DARKPUFF can't stand up against DEATH! ... 6/9/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 23: DARKPUFF SAVES CHRISTMAS Player: Sir_Chargon [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Darkpuff CHRISTMAS is HERE! But it's Jun-- IT'S CHRISTMAS! Whatever... EVIL THINGS appeared! EVIL THINGS are RUINING CHRISTMAS! This is a really screwed up PokéBattle... YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT! I'm the Webmaster. I MADE this place. Uh... Oh yeah... EVIL THINGS knocked over CHRISTMAS TREE! ...I'll just let this go. DARKPUFF appeared! Darkpuff? Why is it wearing a Santa hat? IT'S CHRISTMAS! For the last time: IT IS NOT CHRISTMAS! DARKPUFF is ANGRY! Uh, BYE! SIR_CHARGON ran away! Player: Darkpuff (4-1-1) Last Battle: Loss vs. Darth (Brooks) EVIL THINGS are RUINING CHRISTMAS! JIGGLY! [STOP!] EVIL THINGS ignored DARKPUFF! Jiggly PUFF PUFF! [Don't make me angry!] EVIL THINGS ignored DARKPUFF! Jiggly... PUFF!! [THAT'S IT! DIE!] DARKPUFF is ANGRY! EVIL THINGS noticed DARKPUFF! EVIL THINGS are ANGRY! EVIL THINGS want to fight! Jigglypuff! [Go me!] GO! DARKPUFF! EVIL THINGS sent out BIG EVIL THING! Jiggly... [Dinner...] DARKPUFF instantly devoured BIG EVIL THING! EVIL THINGS are HESITATING! EVIL THINGS sent out EVIL THINGS! Jigglypuff. [This is too easy.] DARKPUFF used BUG-EYED, DROOLING, FLYING BLACK DESTROYING EATER! DARKPUFF ate EVIL THINGS! DARKPUFF won! Jiggly! [Yep!] DARKPUFF saved CHRISTMAS! Puff... [Nappy time.] 6/10/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 24: STARTING WITH THE STORM BADGE Player: Jade [no record.] JADE is taking a WALK! Ooh, look. An innocent-looking person is taking a walk, yeah yeah... Am I going to meet Darkpuff? NO! Okay. DARKPUFF walked by HAPPILY! ... CID appeared! AAH! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT! CID wants to fight! On what grounds? YOU are KACHI CITY GYM LEADER! Oh yeah... forgot about that. Allright kid, I accept your challenge. Three Pokémon each. CID AGREES! OKAY! Go, Voltorb! Go! VOLTORB! CID sent out METALGARURUMON! I said POKéMON! CID only has HITMONLEE as a POKéMON! Erg... Fine. Voltorb, Light Screen! VOLTORB used LIGHT SCREEN! VOLTORB is BLIND! Huh? JADE is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! LIGHT SCREEN blocked LIGHT! O...kay... METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! Critical hit! Hah... Voltorb's weak, but still consicous. Explosion now! VOLTORB used EXPLOSION! VOLTORB disappeared in a PUFF of SMOKE! ARRRGGG! LET ME FIGHT NORMALLY! CID withdrew METALGARURUMON! I wish I didn't HAVE to only use Electric-types... Go, Raichu! The enemy's winning! Go, RAICHU! Just a reminder, Narrator: my winning streak reflects your payment. NARRATOR works for FREE! Uh.. Crap. CID sent out ANGEMON! Another Digimon, huh? Raichu, Thunderbolt attack! RAICHU used THUNDERBOLT! It's super effective! Ha! ANGEMON used HAND OF FATE! And that does...? GIANT HAND crushed RAICHU! ...Oh. RAICHU fainted! Graaa... Go, Jolteon! CID withdrew ANGEMON! CID sent out HITMONLEE! HA! You finally sent out your only Pokémon, huh? CID says HITMONLEE is STRONGER than it LOOKS! HITMONLEE thinks it looks WEAK now! HIMTONLEE's MORALE greatly fell! Hahaha! Raise your Pokémon better, kid! Jolteon, Pinmissile! JOLTEON used PINMISSILE! PINS hit MISSILE! I really hate this Narrator... MISSILE DROPPED! On? ...On JOLTEON! If you had some sort of body, Narrator, I'd... MISSILE exploded! Ooooo... Why can't Voltorb explode like that? JOLTEON died! CID won! WHAT!? YOU HEARD ME! NOW GIVE THE KID A BADGE! Fine... Here you go. Get out of my face. CID got STORM BADGE! CID left! I was just taking a walk... Only a walk... 6/11/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 25: DOWN THE DRAIN Player: Cid [3-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Jade Heh heh... I have a Storm Badge now! CID has STORM BADGE! I know that. And I'm going for a Crystal Badge, but you keep interrupting me. CID is in KAYUBA CITY! Duh. Now to find the Gym. Aha! STORM DRAIN appeared! ... STORM DRAIN wants to fight! What the!? CID is confused! AAH! NO! It hurt itself in its confusion! Must you make me punch myself in the FACE? YES! I figured. STORM DRAIN sent out SEWER WATER! Eew! That smell...! Aah, I won't be beaten by a Storm Drain! Go, Angemon! Go! ANGEMON! Enemy SEWER WATER used SPLASH! Splash? HAHAHAHA! It's super effective! HAHA, ahaha... ha... Angemon, Hand of Fate! ANGEMON used HAND OF FATE! GIANT HAND crushed SEWER WATER! It didn't affect Enemy SEWER WATER! Uh... Enemy SEWER WATER used STENCH! Critical hit! Arrg... What? ANGEMON is evolving! Huh? It is? ANGEMON evolved into MAGNAANGEMON! LALI HO! Final Fantasy IV! For the Super NES... If you can find it! ...Whatever. MagnaAngemon, use your Gate of Destiny attack! MAGNAANGEMON used GATE OF DESTINY! VORTEX was MADE! Enemy SEWER WATER was SUCKED INTO VORTEX! Enemy STORM DRAIN was SUCKED INTO VORTEX! CID won! That worked. KAYUBA CITY POKéMON CENTER was SUCKED INTO VORTEX! Uh... KAYUBA CITY POKéMART was SUCKED INTO VORTEX! MagnaAngemon, stop this thing! MAGNAANGEMON doesn't KNOW HOW! KAYUBA CITY GYM was SUCKED INTO VORTEX! NOOO! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THE GYM! MAGNAANGEMON was SUCKED INTO VORTEX! And him... CID was SUCKED INTO VORTEX! And me. [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 26 -- BATTLE 27 -- BATTLE 28 -- BATTLE 29 -- BATTLE 30 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 6/6/12/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 26: I DON'T THINK WE'RE IN SHADOW VERSION ANYMORE... Player: Cid [4-1-0] Last battle: Win vs. Storm Drain CID landed on BUILDING ROOF! Ow... CID is NOT IN SHADOW VERSION ANYMORE! Well, DUH! Uh... Where's MagnaAngemon? NARRATOR doesn't KNOW! Great. Now I have to look for it. CID jumped off BUILDING! I figured you'd have me do something like that... CID landed in LEAF PILE! Huh? It's not fall... KID appeared! Hi. KID is ANGRY! Kid wants to fight? YES! KID used KICK! CID was KICKED in the SHIN! OW! You little brat! WarGreymon, go! Go! WARGREYMON! KID is FRIGHTENED! Why? It's just a Digimon. A really big and menacing one at that. KID ran away SCREAMING! ...I think this is a bad thing. SIRENS are HEARD! Okay, it was. WarGreymon, come back! Enough! WARGREYMON! CID ran away! POLICE CARS followed in pursuit! They have cops here too? YES! POLICE CAR used SHOOT! POLICE CAR SHOT at CID! What the...!? How dare you shoot at a minor! PREPARE TO DIE! The enemy's numerous! Go, METALGARURUMON! POLICE CAR used SHOOT! POLICE CAR SHOT at METALGARURUMON! It didn't affect METALGARURUMON! POLICE is HESITATING! MetalGarurumon, use your Ice Wolfclaw! METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! It was frozen solid! Okay! Return! METALGARURUMON, return! Let's run! Can't escape! Huh? Why? MORE POLICE CARS appeared! Uh... POLICE CARS surrounded CID! POLICE CARS used ATTEMPT TO REASON! POLICE: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! NOW! That's reasoning!? To be continued... 6/13/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 27: MENTAL BLAST Player: Cid [5-1-0] Last battle: Win vs. Kid CID is at POLICE STATION! SHUT UP! I KNOW! POLICE is LOOKING at CID! ...What? DOCTOR appeared! DOCTOR: Now, tell me vat zee problem eez. I don't HAVE a problem! DOCTOR: I vas told you ver talking to yourself vhile being taken here. I wasn't. It was the Narrator. DOCTOR is confused! Hurt him in his confusion... DOCTOR: Vat? Arrg... THAT'S IT! I CAN'T STAND IT! DOCTOR: Tell me about your mother. SHUT UP! HERCULESKABUTERIMON, GO! HERCULESKABUTERIMON couldn't GO! Huh? WHERE ARE MY POKéBALLS!? DOCTOR: Poké...Ballz? Huh? This isn't Shadow Version, and this can't be that Earth place the Webmaster told me about... DOCTOR: Zere zeemz to be no hope for him. Take him avay. ORDERLIES appear! ORDERLIES drag CID to VAN! DOCTOR: And you can hav theez. DOCTOR gave CID POKéBALLS! Heh heh heh... Thanks... Heh heh... VAN drives AWAY! GET ME OUT, WARGREYMON! Go! WARGREYMON! WARGREYMON is too BIG to be in VAN! VAN exploded! HAHAHAA!! ORDERLIES want to fight! TERRA FORCE! WARGREYMON used TERRA FORCE! ORDERLIES fainted! This world is too easy. CID won! 6/14/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 2 8: HI! EVERYTHING'S ON SALE TODAY! Player: Digiman [0-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Cid Do-do-lo-dee! THAT is not SUPERMAN THEME! Well, if you could tell me what it was, I WOULD BE SINGING IT, DOOMBAS! DIGIMAN is FALLING! Huh? AAH! PULL UP! DIGIMAN PULLed UP his PANTS! DIGIMAN is FLYING AGAIN! I don't like you. DIGI-SHADES are BEEPING! Hello? VOICE is TALKING! NARRATOR is JEALOUS! NARRATOR blew up SHADES! HEY! You dolt, that was my only pair! And... I CAN'T SEE!! DIGIMAN is FALLING! DIGIMAN FELL into GLASSES STORE! Well, THAT was a real twist of fate, HUH? CASHIER: Hi! Everything's on sale today! I'd like a pair of shades. CASHIER: Hi! Everything's on sale today! I'd like a pair of shades, please. CASHIER: Hi! Everything's on sale today! SHUT UP AND GET ME SOME SHADES! CASHIER: Hi! Everything's on sale today! Ugh. fine, I'll get my own... DIGIMAN got SHADES! Here. I'll buy these. CASHIER: Hi! Everything's on sale today! ARRG! If you won't let me buy them, I'm taking them then! DIGIMAN is LEAVING! GUN cocked! CASHIER: PAY FOR THAT! You'll just say 'Hi! Everything's on sale today!' again. CASHIER never says THAT! ... CASHIER wants to fight! Fine! Go, Machinedramon! Go! MACHINEDRAMON! CASHIER sent out CASHIER! Machinedramon, Giga Cannon! MACHINEDRAMON used GIGA CANNON! Critical hit! Hah! CASHIER used PAY DAY! I figured as much. MACHINEDRAMON was RECYCLED! WHAT!? CASHIER received Ą1,000,000,000! CASHIER: Bye! Take the store, I'm overthrowing Megasoft! CASHIER ran away! Uh... DIGIMAN won! Woohoo? 6/15/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 29: A LOAF OF DISASTER Player: Darth (Brooks) [1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Darkpuff DARTH is HOPELESSLY LOST! Well, of course I am. How original... DARTH is in FOREST OF RETURN! Forest of Return? Isn't it Forest of NO Return? NO! DARTH ran into TREE! Oh no... TREE ran away! THAT was new. LOAFY appeared! Loafy? LOAFY is loafing around! This is probably the most unoriginal PokéBattle of all time. YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT! Oh just SHUT UP! Let me fight something, because I wanna take a nap! LOAFY wants to fight! Fine. Go me. The enemy's easy! Go, DARTH! LOAFY sent out MEATLOAF! ...Meatloaf? MEATLOAF can be passed as a Pokémon!? What's this world coming to? MEATLOAF used MEATLOAF BLASTER! ... MEATLOAF was thoroughly BLASTED! Uh... MEATLOAF died! Heh heh... LOAFY sent out LOAF OF BREAD! Guitar Smash! DARTH used GUITAR SMASH! LOAF OF BREAD used... Bread Blaster? KILL! DARTH died! I was killed by a loaf of bread!? This is... I can't even THINK of the word! And... I AM DEATH! YOU are NOT DEATH! YOU are DARTH BROOKS! Ugh... YOU are DEAD! YOU are NOT supposed to TALK! Argliness. LOAFY won! 6/16/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 3 0: FLINT: A WARRIOR TOO Player: Cid [7-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Orderlies CID is taking a WALK! I said shut up! I KNOW I'M TAKING A WALK!! CID is CRAZY! Errr... MAGNAANGEMON appeared! FINALLY! I was looking everywhere for you! MAGNAANGEMON said it was looking for YOU! Well, let's just go. Use your portal thingy and get us back. MAGNAANGEMON didn't MAKE PORTAL! Why? CID must get GYM, POKéMART, and POKéMON CENTER! Um... Aren't those flying buildings the ones we're looking for? Uh... YES! Okay, MagnaAngemon, let's do it! MAGNAANGEMON used MAGNA ANTIDOTE! ...? CID is BACK in SHADOW VERSION! MAGNAANGEMON is BACK! POKéMON CENTER is BACK! POKéMART is BACK! GYM is BACK! There. FLINT appeared! Who is THAT? Looks like that Musashi guy from the game... BRAVE FENCER MUSASHI! Now only $29.99 at your local Wal-Mart! Will you STOP THAT!? FLINT wants to fight! Fine. Hitmonlee, I choose you! Go! HITMONLEE! FLINT sent out GETALONG! That? HAHAHAHAHA!!! CID missed his TURN! Ahaha... Aww... GETALONG used GETALONG BEAM! HITMONLEE is HAPPY! Okay... Hitmonlee, return! Come back! HITMONLEE! HerculesKabuterimon, you're up! The enemy's... Oh the hell with it! Go, HERCULESKABUTERIMON! FLINT withdrew GETALONG! FLINT sent out MESBEE! Mega Electro Shocker now! HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER! CITY suffered from POWER OUTAGE! Uh... MESBEE used SHAPESHIFT! MESBEE SHAPESHIFTed into MESBEE MASTER! ...That's a big monster. Giga Scissor Claw! HERCULESKABUTERIMON used GIGA SCISSOR CLAW! Critical hit! MESBEE MASTER fainted! Hah! CITY recovered from POWER OUTAGE! Did you need to tell me that? YES! FLINT sent out FLINT! Battling yourself, huh? Fine, so will I! HERCULESKABUTERIMON, return! CID sent out CID! FLINT used FLINT STRIKE! Flint? Isn't that what you need to start fires? YES! Uh... Uh-oh. CID burst into FLAMES! AAAH! CID is RUNNING AROUND! FIRE is SPREADING! Aha! A river! Jump in now! CID jumped in RIVER! FIRE was EXTINGUISHED! Aaaaaahhh... CID jumped out of RIVER! Okay, shorty, let's finish this! FLINT used FOSSIL BEAM! That doesn't sound good. CID was turned to STONE! Figures. FLINT won! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 31 -- BATTLE 32 -- BATTLE 33 -- BATTLE 34 -- BATTLE 35 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 6/18/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 31: CRYSTALLINE CHAOS Player: Cid [7-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Flint CID is in KAYUBA GYM! Hey, GYM LEADER! COME OUT! VINCENT is COWERING in CORNER! ... VINCENT: Is it safe to come out now? Uh... yeah. VINCENT came OUT! I wanna battle you for a Crystal Badge. VINCENT says OKAY! VINCENT wants to fight! Allrighty then! Go, Hitmonlee! The enemy's a Gym Leader! Go, HITMONLEE! VINCENT sent out EEVEE! Ha! Even a beginner Pokémon Trainer knows that Fighting types take out Normal types! Hitmonlee, Roll-- CID lost his turn! What the!? CID has expired TIME LIMIT! There's a time limit here? Crud. EEVEE used SAND-ATTACK! HITMONLEE's ACCURACY fell! Hitmonlee, Rolling Kick! HITMONLEE used ROLLING KICK! HITMONLEE's attack missed! Arg. EEVEE used TAKE DOWN! Critical hit! HITMONLEE fainted! What!? An EEVEE beat my Pokémon? CID is confused! NO I'M NOT! It hurt itself in its confusion! Ugh... MetalGarurumon, I choose you! Go! METALGARURUMON! EEVEE used TACKLE! It didn't affect METALGARURUMON! Hah! MetalGarurumon's a Steel/Ice type, you dolt! Ice Wolfclaw attack, now! METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! It's frozen solid! VINCENT withdrew EEVEE! VINCENT sent out MEOWTH! Meowth!? You're kidding, right? VINCENT says MEOWTH is STRONG! Whatever. CID lost his turn! STOP THAT! MEOWTH used DOUBLE TEAM! It made itself more evasive! MetalGarurumon, Ice Wolfclaw that thing into ice cream! METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! METALGARURUMON's attack missed! It kept going and crashed! This doesn't sound good... ...Into VINCENT! I'd figure as much. But do I get my Badge? NO! Okay... CID has been BANNED FROM KAYUBA GYM! WHAT?! BUT I NEED THIS BADGE TO ENTER THE SHADOW LEAGUE! CID used INCESSANT WHINING! It's extremely annoying! VINCENT broke out of ICE! VINCENT snapped! This isn't good... VINCENT gave CID CRYSTAL BADGE! Maybe it is. VINCENT threw CID out of GYM! VINCENT threw METALGARURUMON out of GYM! Uh... CID won! Okay. To the next Gym! ... 6/19/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 32: WHO'S WHO? Player: Cid [ 8-2-0] 8-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Vincent CID now has TWO BADGES! Yep! CID is now SUPERBALL LEVEL! Oh yeah... I forgot. Now, to find some Trainers to battle. CID is LOOKING for TRAINERS! Hey, that skinny shady-looking guy over there looks like a good challenge. CID walks up to SHADY GUY! Hey, wanna battle? SHADY GUY says he is the REAL SLIM SHADY! Ugh... Stupid Eminem... SHADY GUY took off DISGUISE! ...And? ...And... SHADY GUY is EMINEM! BLARG! EMINEM wants to fight! *sigh* Fine. Go, HerculesKabuterimon! The enemy's famous! Go, HERCULESKABUTERIMON! EMINEM sent out EMINEM! Okay... HerculesKabu-- HERCULEKABUTERIMON asked EMINEM for AUTOGRAPH! Since when could giant gold beetles talk? And... WHY ARE YOU NOT FIGHTING HIM?! HERCULESKABUTERIMON said it LIKES EMINEM! Uh... Okay... HERCULESKABUTERIMON joined EMINEM! This is bad. EMIMEM sent out HERCULESKABUTERIMON! ...Eek. CID hasn't sent out a POKéMON yet! AAH! Go, WarGreymon! Go! WARGREYMON! HERCULESKABUTERIMON used MEGA ELECTRO SHOCKER! It's super effective! WarGreymon, talk some sense into that giant bug! WARGREYMON used ARGUE! WARGREYMON called HERCULESKABUTERIMON a TRAITOR! HERCULESKABUTERIMON realizes THAT! HERCULESKABUTERIMON flew AWAY in SHAME! ...That wasn't the desired effect, but it worked nonetheless. EMINEM sent out EMINEM! WarGreymon, I'll do this! Enough! WARGREYMON! CID sent out CID! EMINEM used SHADY! EMINEM is the REAL SHADY! Um... Uh... I'm the real Cid! It's super effective! Huh? What? What did I do? CID is the REAL CID! EMINEM can't STAND IT! Okay... EMINEM ran away! Dork. CID won! Did anybody else notice there was no actual battling in this PokéBattle? ...NO! 6/20/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 33: THE MONOPOLY GUY Player: Cashier [ 0-1-0] 0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Digiman CASHIER is TRYING to TAKE OVER MEGASOFT! Would you mind? I'm already stuck in a dusty air vent eavesdropping, I don't need much noise to give me away right now... Hey! There he is! BOB DOORS appeared! The president of Megaso...AAH! CASHIER fell through VENT! CAHIER landed on BOB DOORS! Uh... Sorry. BOB DOORS is ANGRY! I said I was sorry! BOB DOORS wants to fight! Okay... BOB DOORS sent out COMPUTER! Uh... Go... Go! QUARTER! Quarter? CASHIER is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Oww... COMPUTER used GLASSPANELS 2000! COMPUTER has been UPGRADED to GLASSPANELS 2000! Okay... Quarter, use your... uh... Tackle attack? QUARTER does not KNOW TACKLE! Then what does it have? QUARTER used PAY DAY! I'd figure... BOB DOORS was FORCED to PAY CASHIER 25˘! ... COMPUTER used... COMPUTER performed an ILLEGAL OPERATION! What the!? COMPUTER shut DOWN! COMPUTER fainted! Yay! BOB DOORS sent out BOB DOORS! Quarter, return! Enough! QUARTER! Go me! The enemy's got a monopoly! Go, CASHIER! BOB DOORS used MONOPOLIZE! BOB DOORS has a MONOPOLY! Well, duh. You said that a few seconds ago. CASHIER realized he can't COMPETE with BOB DOORS! Yes I can! Pay Day attack! CASHIER doesn't know PAY DAY! Huh? But I used it against that weird guy... CASHIER doesn't have a JOB! CASHIER can't get PAID! Oh... BOB DOORS used SECURITY! TOUGH GUYS appeared! Uh... I don't think this is good... TOUGH GUYS grabbed CASHIER! I was right. TOUGH GUYS threw CASHIER out of BUILDING! Oww! At least you could have had me land on something besides my FACE! BOB DOORS won! 6/21/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 344: MONOPOLY VS. MONOTONY Player: Bob Doors [ 1-0-0] 1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Cashier There. Now that the Cashier is out of the way, I can perfect Glasspanels 2000... DARKPUFF appeared! Darkpuff? You mean that evil Jigglypuff nobody can defeat? YES! Oh... Okay. BOB DOORS goes BACK to WORK! DARKPUFF ate WORK! Hey! I was almost DONE there! But you did put a new spin on will work for food... BOB DOORS is DIGESTING! Huh? DARKPUFF ate BOB DOORS while he was RAMBLING! Oh... HEY! BOB DOORS climbed out of DARKPUFF! Now look, I'm the president of Megaso... BOB DOORS is DIGESTING! STOP THAT! BOB DOORS climbed out of DARKPUFF! Security! TOUGH GUYS appeared! DARKPUFF wants to fight! Okay. Security, please escort this... DRAKPUFF ate TOUGH GUYS! ...I don't like you. I guess I'l have to use my computer again. The enemy's INVINCIBLE! Go, COMPUTER! DARKPUFF is EXAMINING COMPUTER! Uh... DARKPUFF likes COMPUTER! Okay... DARKPUFF is PLAYING on COMPUTER! COMPUTER performed an ILLEGAL OPERATION! Uh-oh. COMPUTER shut DOWN! DARKPUFF is ANGRY! It happens. I can fix it... heh heh... DARKPUFF used BUG-EYED, DROOLING, FLYING BLACK DESTROYING EATER! DARKPUFF ate BOB DOORS! This again? BOB DOORS was DIGESTED! BOB DOORS died! DARKPUFF won! Great. DARKPUFF took COMPUTER! What the!? YOU'RE DEAD! DON'T TALK! DARKPUFF left! CASHIER appeared! Again? CASHIER is now PRESIDENT of MEGASOFT! Arg. 6/23/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 35: The Man With the Gold and Silver Pokémon Player: Cid [8-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Vincent Now I need a new Pokémon... CID is SEARCHING for POKéMON! This Narrator is dumber than Ash... CID turned into PIDGEY! Pidgey?! Pidgey Pidgey!! NARRATOR is LAUGHING! Pidgey Pidgey Pidgey! PIDGEY turned into CID! Dork... CID turned into-- AAH! SORRY!! Thats better. CHIKORITA appeared! Isnt that a Gold and Silver Pokémon? YES! Arg... That means I cant catch it until October 16th... Stupid Webmaster rule... CHIKORITA is WALKING AWAY! Ohhhhh... SCREW IT!! Im catching this thing! Hitmonlee, GO! Go! HITMONLEE! CHIKORITA stopped! Okay! Hitmonlee, Rolling Kick! HITMONLEE used ROLLING KICK! CHIKORITA is ROLLING AWAY! What lame excuses for attacks... FOLLOW IT!! CID and HITMONLEE are FOLLOWING CHIKORITA! CHIKORITA stopped! Okay! Lets get ready to battle it some more... CHIKORITA is ANGRY! Well, duh. What? CHIKORITA is evolving! I thought that only happened AFTER battles? NO! CHIKORITA evolved into BAYLEEF! Cool! Hitmonlee, Meditate! HITMONLEE used MEDITATE! HITMONLEE: Oummmm... Oummmm... Ugh... Youre worthless! Ill fight this thing myself! HITMONLEE! Return! Go me! The enemy evolved! Go, CID! BAYLEEF used RAZOR LEAF! Ow! Hey! Stop it! That hurts! Critical hit! DUH! Now, time to capture it! SuperBall, GO! OAK: CID! Now is not the time to use that! What the!? Professor Oak? Youre supposed to be in Black Version... BLACK VERSION! Now #10 in the POKéBATTLES NETWORK! Yeah, yeah... SuperBall, GO! OAK: CID! Now is not the time to use that! YOURE STILL HERE!? Its only been 10 seconds. Youre getting on my bad side, Narrator... BAYLEEF is WALKING AWAY! Oh no you dont! SuperBall, GO! OAK: CID! Now is not the time to use that! I dont give a damn! SuperBall, GO! CID used SUPERBALL! OAK: CID! Now is... Hey! BAYLEEF was caught! Give new nickname for BAYLEEF? BAYLEEF. CID captued BAYLEEF! Heh heh... OAK wants to fight! Huh? Youre still bugging me? To be Continued... [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - > _________________________________________________________________ Transfer interrupted! A> -- BATTLE 37 -- BATTLE 38 -- BATTLE 39 -- BATTLE 40 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 6/24/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 36: You're Still Here? Player: Cid [9-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Bayleef OAK wants to fight! I know, I know... OAK sent out BULBASAUR! Dork. WarGreymon, GO! Go! WARGREYMON! BULBASAUR used VINE WHIP! It's not very effective... Hah! Ever since Gold and Silver made Steel-type, Ive hardly ever lost! Then what about those two Battles you lost? Shut up. I said HARDLY. I didnt say I never lost. Touché. CID lost his turn! What the--!? But this isnt a gym... OAK likes that rule! Freak... BULBASAUR is gathering sunlight! SolarBeam, huh? WarGreymon, Terra Force! WARGREYMON used TERRA FORCE! Its super effective! BULBASAUR fainted! Hahaha! OAK sent out CHARMANDER! Okay, this might not be good. WarGreymon, return! Enough! WARGREYMON! What could be effective against Fire... I dont have anything! So Ill have to send out Hitmonlee... Go! HITMONLEE! CHARMANDER used FLAMETHROWER! Huh. Hes still consious. Hitmonlee, Mega Kick! HITMONLEE used MEGA KICK! HITMONLEE kicked WARGREYMON and METALGARURUMON! ...I hate you...And nobodys probably going to get that joke... CHARMANDER used SCRATCH! HITMONLEE fainted! Thought so. WarGreymon, go. The enemys a Pokémon expert! Go, WARGREYMON! CHARMANDER used FIRE BLAST! ...Not super effective? Must be because WarGreymons a Fire-type too. Oh well. Terra Force, WarGreymon! WARGREYMON used TERRA FORCE! Its not very effective... CHARMANDER fainted! Heh heh... OAK sent out SQUIRTLE! Huh? Oh, crap... WarGreymon, come back! WARGREYMON, return! What could I use... I know! Go, Bayleef! The enemys weak! Go, BAYLEEF! SQUIRTLE used HYDRO PUMP! Its not very effective... Oak, you dork! You should know that Grass-types have the advantage over Water-types, of all people! OAK forgot! Thats because youre an old coot. OAK is ASHAMED! So? Bayleef, SolarBeam! BAYLEEF is gathering sunlight! SQUIRTLE used TACKLE! Heh heh... Youre still going to lose. BAYLEEF used SOLARBEAM! Its super effective! SQUIRTLE fainted! OAK ran away in shame! Heh heh... I guess Oak was right when he said he was too old for Pokémon Training... CID won! 6/25/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 37: You're OUT! Player: Grandpa [5-6-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Darkpuff GRANDPA is in FOREST OF RETURN! Yes, I am... So go away... LOCAL ANGRY MOB appeared! Who are they again? LOCAL ANGRY MOB wants to KILL GRANDPA! Oh. Uh... AAH! Cant escape! Yeah, I thought so. LOCAL ANGRY MOB sent out EVOLUMAN! Okay then... Go, Hugestick! Go! HUGESTICK! Enemy EVOLUMAN used EVOLVE! What the...!? Dosnt that guy have any type of intelligence? NO! Okay. What? HUGESTICK is evolving! HUGESTICK evolved into BASEBALL BAT! Uh... Okay... Baseball Bat, attack! BASEBALL BAT used SLAM! Its a GRAND SLAM! Um... Enemy EVOLUMAN was sent SOARING over HORIZON! ...Cool. LOCAL ANGRY MOB sent out HOLY JOE! Baseball Bat, Slam attack! BASEBALL BAT used SLAM! BASEBALL BATs attack missed! Uh-oh... Enemy HOLY JOE used PREACH! It didnt affect BASEBALL BAT! Slam him again! BASEBALL BAT used SLAM! BASEBALL BATs attack missed! Again? YES! Enemy HOLY JOE used PRAY! Enemy HOLY JOEs SPIRITUALITY greatly rose! Allrighty then... Baseball Bat, Slam! BASEBALL BAT used SLAM! BASEBALL BATs attack missed! Jeez... BASEBALL BAT missed 3 TIMES! Yeah, so? BASEBALL BAT struck OUT! BASEBALL BAT fainted! What the--!? GRANDPA struck OUT! What? I didnt do anything... GRANDPA fainted! Hey! This isnt fair! YOU are FAINTED! YOU are NOT supposed to TALK! Hmph. LOCAL ANGRY MOB won! 6/26/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 38: Critical Hit! Player: Cid [10-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Professor Oak CID is in HIGHLAND MOUNTAIN RANGE! Yes... I am... So shut up... CID has been CLIMBING MOUNTAN! CID is STRUGGLING to BREATHE! So... What? TUNNEL was at ROAD! CID is a DORK! CID did not TAKE TUNNEL! Shut up... I said... GEODUDE appeared! Cool... Go... Bayleef... Go! BAYLEEF! GEODUDE ran away! Uh... HUNDREDS OF GEODUDE appeared! This is not... good... HUNDREDS OF GEODUDE used ROCK THROW! Critical hit! Critical hit! Critical hit! BAYLEEF fainted! ... Critical hit! Huh? Its already... fainted! Critical hit! BAYLEEF... Critical hit! RETURN! Enough! BAYLEEF! Its super effective! Its super effective! Huh? OW! Stop throwing... rocks at... ME! Its super effective! Critical hit! Go... MetalGarurumon! The enemys throwing rocks! Go, METALGARURUMON! Its not very effective... Its not very effective... Critical hit! MetalGarurumon... use your... Ice... Wolfclaw! Its not very effective... Critical hit! METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! Its super effective! 80 GEODUDE fainted! Its not very effective... Its not very effective... HUNDREDS OF GEODUDE used EXPLOSION! Its not very effective... Good thing it didnt... Critical hit! OW!! HOLE appeared in MOUNTAIN! CID and METALGARURUMON fell through HOLE! This isnt good... To be Continued... 6/27/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 39: Tyranitar, the... Tyrant? Player: Cid [10-2-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Hundreds of Geodude CID is in HIGHLAND TUNNEL! I KNOW THAT! Now how to get out... Its dark in here! ... ... HIKER appeared! Hey... Maybe he knows the way out? HIKER wants to fight! Uh... Fine. Go, MetalGarurumon! Go! METALGARURUMON! HIKER sent out TYRANITAR! Tyranitar!? Thats a Gold and Silver Pokémon! TYRANITAR used THRASH! Its not very effective... Critical hit! That would hurt nonetheless... MetalGarurumon, use-- METALGARURUMON devolved into GABUMON! What in the...!? MetalGar...uh... Gabumon, return! Enough! GABUMON! Go, WarGreymon! The enemys strong! Go, WARGREYMON! TYRANITARs thrashing around! Its not very effective... WarGreymo-- WARGREYMON devolved into AGUMON! You too!? Ugh. Return! Return, AGUMON! Bayleef, GO! Go! BAYLEEF! TYRANITARs thrashing around! BAYLEEF fainted! Man, that things strong. Im running! Cant escape! Go! CID! What!? But I didn't say go me! TYRANITAR thinks CID has a POINT! TYRANITAR is confused! ... It hurt CID in its confusion! OW!! That really, REALLY hurt! Me, use Low Kick! CID does not know LOW KICK! Uh... Then what do I have? CID used SPLASH! WHAT!? It was extremely stupid! HIKER is LAUGHING! TYRANITAR is LAUGHING! Shut up! TYRANITAR fainted in its laughter! HIKER fainted in its laughter! CID won! Erg... Im leaving! CID ran away! 6/28/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 40: The Mystery Man Player: Cid [11-2-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Hiker Huh... What made MetalGarurumon and WarGreymon devolve? CID does not have CREST! Crest? That stupid thing? I doubt theres one in Shadow Version... YES there IS! Really!? Where? DARK PLAINS! BLARG!! Blarg? DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR AWAY THAT PLACE IS!? YES! ...Fine...Ill go to that damn place. Only for my Digimon... PIDGEOT appeared! A wild Pidgeot? NO! Then whos... MYSTERIOUS FIGURE appeared! ...Never mind... MYSTERIOUS FIGURE said to GET ON PIDGEOT! ...Okay... PIDGEOT used FLY! PIDGEOT FLEW to MAKZEN TOWN! Whoah... That was fast... MYSTERIOUS FIGURE demands PAYMENT! What!? Ą1000 PLEASE! I dont have that kind of money! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE is ANGRY! Go fig. MYSTERIOUS FIGURE wants to fight! *sigh* Fine. Go, Agumon! Go! AGUMON! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE sent out CLOYSTER! Uh-oh... Agumon, PepperBreath! CLOYSTER used HYDRO PUMP! Its super effective! Critical hit! AGUMON fainted! ...Go, Gabumon! The enemys mysterious! Go, GABUMON! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE withdrew CLOYSTER! Good. MYSTERIOUS FIGURE sent out MAGMAR! NOT good. MAGMAR used FIRE BLAST! Its super effective! GABUMON fainted! Erg... Hitmonlee, go! Go! HITMONLEE! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE withdrew MAGMAR! Hitmonlee, get ready to use... MYSTERIOUS FIGURE sent out ESPEON! Hi Jump-- ESPEON used PSYCHIC! Howd he do that so fast!? It's super effective! HITMONLEE fainted! I dont have any more Pokémon... Go! CID! Ohhhhhh no! Not again! Im running, even if you DO call me a coward! I dont stand a chance against him! No! Theres no running from a Trainer Battle! Arrrrrg... MYSTERIOUS FIGURE withdrew ESPEON! ... MYSTERIOUS FIGURE sent out GEN-RYUU! A Charizar... Wait a second... Whys it black? Pokédex, analyze! CID used POKéDEX! POKéDEX: Pokémon unknown. Type: Dark/Psychic Unknown!? GEN-RYUU used ULTIMA CANNON! Critical hit! No... I cant lose... again... CID fainted! To be Continued? [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 41 -- BATTLE 42 -- BATTLE 43 -- BATTLE 44 -- BATTLE 45 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 6/29/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 41: Death Match -- Or Death Wish? Player: Mysterious Figure [1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Cid MYSTERIOUS FIGURE is WALKING! Will you stop calling me Mysterious Figure? My names Kenji. Okay then... KENJI is WALKING! Thats better. I think... DARKPUFF appeared! Ah, the infamous Shadow Jigglypuff. I suppose you want to eat me? YES! Well then, youre going to have to fight me! Go, Pidgeot! That was a stupid move! Go, PIDGEOT! Pidgeot, Fly! PIDGEOT used FLY! It flew up into the sky! DARKPUFF kept going and crashed! ... PIDGEOT used FLY! It had extremely little effect! NARRATOR is quite IMPRESSED! Pidgeot, Hyper Beam! PIDGEOT used HYPER BEAM! DARKPUFF was sent SOARING over HORIZON! Good. Thatll buy time. Pidgeot, return! Enough! PIDGEOT! Go, Gen-Ryuu! Go! GEN-RYUU! DARKPUFF lunged at GEN-RYUU! ...Fast little bugger. Gen-Ryuu, Depression Blast attack! GEN-RYUU used DEPRESSION BLAST! It just stayed there! Now, carry me up! KENJI climbed on GEN-RYUU! It flew up into the sky! DARKPUFF is ANGRY! Isnt it always? DEPRESSION BLAST fired! Its super effective! Critical hit! NARRATOR is in SHOCK! Hm. Return, Gen-Ryuu! GEN-RYUU, come back! KENJI is FALLING! I know that! DARKPUFF is WATING EXPECTANTLY below KENJI with its MOUTH open! Ill give it a taste... of PAIN! DIMENSIONAL FISSURE! KENJI used DIMENSIONAL FISSURE! VORTEX opened around DARKPUFF! Its sucking DARKPUFF in! My ultimate attack... DARKPUFF was torn into tiny bits! ...Egh. Not a pretty sight... ...Then REASSEMBLED! WHAT!? DARKPUFF is ENRAGED! Crap. DARKPUFF used SUMMON MINIONS! MINIONS appeared! Darkpuff has minions? MINIONS are BEATING UP KENJI! Hey... Ow... STOP!! MINIONS didnt STOP! Okay... Thats it... GENESIS!! KENJI used GENESIS! MINIONS were VAPORIZED! DARKPUFF fainted! Heh heh... KENJI won! 6/30/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 42: Home Again? Player: Cid [11-3-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Kenji CID woke up! Ugh... My room? Im back home? YES! Okay... MOM appeared! Hi Mom. MOM is ANGRY! WHAT?! MOM was WORRIED about YOU! Id know, but why are you so mad? BECAUSE YOU LEFT YOUR POKéGEAR AT HOME! ...Oh. I KNEW I forgot something... Can I have it now please? MOM says NO! Huh? Why? MOM says YOU are IRRESPONSIBLE! Irresponsible!? I have two Badges! How can you call THAT irresponsible?! MOM is not IMPRESSED! MOM wants to fight! Okay... Go, Gabumon. Go! TSUNOMON! What the!? It devolved again? YES! MOM sent out CHARMELEON! Youve had a Charmeleon all this time and you never told me!? MOM would have CALLED and SAID SO, but you didnt have POKéGEAR! ...Oh. Tsunomon, attack. TSUNOMON used BUBBLE BLOW! Its super effective! Huh... CHARMELEON used FLAMETHROWER! Its super effective! TSUNOMON fainted! Thought so. Go, Agumon! Go! KOROMON! Not you too! MOM withdrew CHARMELEON! Koromon, use your attack when Mom sends out her next Pokémon. MOM sent out WARTORTLE! Ugh... KOROMON used BUBBLE BLOW! Its not very effective... You know what? SCREW IT! Im going to find that Crest at Dark Plains, so Ill have WarGreymon and MetalGarurumon back. BYE! Return! KOROMON! CID ran away! MOM won! 7/1/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 43: Hard Wood vs. Hard Head Player: Digiman [1-3-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Cashier DIGIMAN is LOOKING for CREST! *sigh* Of course... DIGIMAN is SLIGHTLY ANNOYED at NARRATOR... HEY!! Heh heh... Dolt. DIGIMAN kept going and crashed! This isnt good... ...Into TREE! AAH! TREE ran away! ...Now I guess an entire army of Trees will come after me? NO! Then what? FOREST OF RETURN wants to fight! Oh. FOREST OF RETURN sent out OLD GROWTH! What the?! Whats an Old Growth? OLD GROWTH: The Giant Tree Pokémon. Older than the common Tree, and much stronger as well. It takes hundreds of years for a Tree to evolve into an Old Growth. Height: 30, Weight: 500 lbs. Uh-oh... OLD GROWTH used BRANCH TOSS! OLD GROWTHs attack missed! Grrrr... GO, Puppetmon! The enemys old! Go, PUPPETMON! OLD GROWTH used RAZOR LEAF! Its not very effective... Guess old and wise doesnt apply to this particular Tree... OLD GROWTH! ...Whatever. Puppetmon, control that... Old Growth. PUPPETMON used CONTROL! PUPPETMON is CONTROLLING OLD GROWTH! Good. OLD GROWTH cant move! Now get... Old Growth... to attack the Forest! PUPPETMON used CONTROL! OLD GROWTH used FALL! OLD GROWTH fell on FOREST OF RETURN! It didnt affect FOREST OF RETURN! Uh-oh... OLD GROWTH broke FREE of CONTROL! ACK! Puppetmon, Puppet Pumm-- OLD GROWTH used FALL! OLD GROWTH fell on PUPPETMON! PUPPETMON fainted! Id expect no less... OLD GROWTHs attack continues! Huh? OLD GROWTH fell on DIGIMAN! DIGIMAN fainted! Ouch... FOREST OF RETURN won! 7/2/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 44: Hardy Harr... What Was I Saying? Player: Capp'n Joe [no record] Hardy harr harr! CAPPN JOE used HARDY HARR HARR! Arr, what be the Narrators business here? WEBMASTER is RUNNING out of IDEAS! Yarr... Be I a last resort? YES! Arr... SHIP ran into MOUNTAIN! MOUNTAIN is angry! Uh... Yarr? MOUNTAIN wants to fight! Hardy harr harr! Matey, take care of this, arr! Go! MATEY! MOUNTAIN sent out GIANT ROCK! Arr... What be a Giant Rocks business on this ship? CAPPN JOE forgot about BATTLE! Battle? Arr... And how did ye get here, Narrator? MATEY used PUNCH! MATEY PUNCHed GIANT ROCK! It didnt affect GIANT ROCK! Idiot. Arr... MATEY broke his HAND! Harr harr! MATEY is SCREAMING FOR HELP! Why be ye shouting like that? CAPPN JOE forgot about MATEYs broken HAND! Arr... GIANT ROCK used ROLL! GIANT ROCK is ROLLing around! Yarr...? Why be a Giant Rock on this here ship? CAPPN J... Screw it... GIANT ROCK ran over MATEY! MATEY fainted! Get up, Matey! Teach this Giant Rock a lesson! Theres no will to fight! Yarr... Go, Sword? The enemys a rock! Go, SWORD! GIANT ROCK used ROCK SLIDE! GIANT ROCKS fell on SWORD! Er... Yarr... SWORD fainted! GIANT ROCKs attack continues! Arr, this not be a good thing. GIANT ROCKS fell on CAPPN JOE! Ouch... Arr... CAPPN JOE fainted! MOUNTAIN won! 7/3/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 45: An Honorable Defeat (Yeah Right...) Player: Cid [11-4-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Mom CID is at DARK PLAINS! Finally. Now wheres that Crest? FLOOR is GLOWING! You mean to tell me that the GROUND is the Crest!? One, its FLOOR! Two, did you ever watch The Arrival of Skullgreymon? ...Oh. Now how do I get the Crest? TAG fell from SKY and hit CID in the HEAD! OW!! That hurt! A lot! But thanks, I guess... CID used TAG! FLOOR is GLOWING! CREST OF HONOR appeared in TAG! ...Ran out of ideas again, Webmaster? NO! CREST OF HONOR was made SPECIFICALLY for THIS! ...And DRAGON LEGENDS! Go figure. FLOOR is angry! Uh... FLOOR wants to fight! Okay... Go Koromon? Go! KOROMON! FLOOR sent out MR. CLEAN! ...That was kinda disturbing... MR. CLEAN used ANNOYING JINGLE! Uh-oh... *ahem* MR. CLEEEEEAAAAN! AAH! NO! STOP IT!! IT BURNS!! Its extremely annoying! Grr... Okay, baldy, lets get it on! MR. CLEAN is not MILLS LANE! Will you SHUT UP!? Koromon, Digivolve! CID used CREST OF HONOR! What? KOROMON is WARP-Digivolving! KOROMON WARP-Digivolved into WARGREYMON! Haha! MR. CLEAN used ADVERTIZE! WARGREYMON is COMPELLED to buy MR. CLEAN PRODUCTS! NO! Dont give in, WarGreymon... Hey, $9.99 actually isnt a bad price... WARGREYMON went to WAL-MART to buy a MOP! ... CID lost his turn! It doesnt matter anyway, since WarGreymon left... MR. CLEAN used BALDNESS! ...This should prove to be a rather frightening attack... MR. CLEANs HEAD is SHINING! Huh? OW! MY EYES! CID was BLINDED! MR. CLEAN used HEADBUTT! Critical hit! CID fainted! This has got to be the ultimate indignity... Being beaten by a guy who lives in the floor... FLOOR won! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 - - BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 46 -- BATTLE 47 -- BATTLE 48 -- BATTLE 49 -- BATTLE 50 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 7/4/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 46: One Dark Day Player: Sir_Chargon [1-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Darkpuff This is kind of weird... More than a weeks passed since Doompuff and Red Doompuff have been sealed to that dimensional-gap-thing, and Darkpuff hasnt left... DARKPUFF appeared! Damn you, Narrator... Youre welcome! SIR_CHARGON is DIGESTING! Huh? Oh... Well then how about this? DOOMPOPPER! SIR_CHARGON used DOOMPOPPER! DARKPUFF exploded! DARKPUFF was renamed DARKPUFF BITS! There we go. No more Darkpuff. DARKPUFF BITS reassembled! Uh... DARKPUFF BITS was renamed DARKPUFF! Very, extremely, much... not good. DARKPUFF is ANRGY! AAH! DARKPUFF want to fight! DARKPUFF sent out MINIONS! What the...? Where does he get those? I thought Kenji vaporized them all... DARKPUFF used YELL AT THE MINIONS! MINIONS MORALE greatly fell! MINIONS STRENGTH greatly rose! MINIONS DEFENSE greatly rose! MINIONS SPECIAL greatly rose! MINIONS SPEED gre-- I GET THE IDEA! --atly rose! ... MINIONS used MINION ATTACK! MINIONS are ATTACKing SIR_CHARGON! How original IS this Battle!? MINIONS are still ATTACKing SIR_CHARGON! I know. Now they arent. VERSION WARP! SIR_CHARGON used VERSION WARP! MINIONS turned into METAPOD! METAPOD is ATTACKing SIR_CHARGON! Still? SIR_CHARGON threw METAPOD over HORIZON! Okay... Wait a minute... If I did that to them... VERSION WARP! SIR_CHARGON used VERISON WARP! SIR_CHARGONs attack missed! AGAIN! Not enough PP left for VERSION WARP! ... DARKPUFF ate SIR_CHARGON! Doompopper. DARKPUFF exploded! SIR_CHARGON ran away! 7/5/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 47: The Return to Earth Player: Sir_Chargon [1-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Darkpuff NIGHTPUFF is RAMPAGING though EARTH! And what does that have to do with me? YOU sent it THERE! Oh yeah... But Im stuck here. YOU have PORTAMENSIONS! And thats how I sent Nightpuff to Earth. I dont know which one goes where. ... PORTAMENSION to EARTH appeared! Uh... MasterBall, GO! SIR_CHARGON threw MASTERBALL! MASTERBALL went through PORTAMENSION! ...Didnt expect that... MASTERBALL hit BILL GATES! What the--?! BILL GATES was caught! Okay... Give a nickname to BILL GATES? Uh... BILL GATES was renamed UH...! What the hell!? I didnt... Ah, screw it. SIR_CHARGON went through PORTAMENSION! SIR_CHARGON is in CONVENTION CENTER! CROWD is in CONVENTION CENTER! ... CROWD is angry! This isnt good... CROWD wants to fight! Fine... Go, Bill Gates. SIR_CHARGON sent out UH...! Use your Windows attack. UH... used WINDOWS! CROWD was attacked with FALLING WINDOWS! Cool. CROWD used RIOT! CONVENTION CENTER burst into FLAMES! BWAHAHA... Fire doesnt affect me! SIR_CHARGON burst into FLAMES! Didnt I just... OW! What the hell?! Get it off! FLAMES on SIR_CHARGON disappeared! Thats better. UH... burst into FLAMES! UH... died! Thats not good. CROWD burst into FLAMES! CROWD died! Must everything DIE here? YES! FAINTING is for POKéBATTLES! This IS a PokéBattle. Uh... Erm... FAINTING is for POKéBATTLES UNIVERSE! Whatever. And why are you still here? SIR_CHARGON won! TELL ME!! 7/6/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 48: Narrative Collapse Player: Sir_Chargon [2-2-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Crowd SIR_CHARGON is TRYING to find HOUSE! DUH!! And WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?! Because NARRATOR needed some FRESH AIR! I made... an entire world... AND I CANT EVEN HIRE A DECENT NARRATOR!?! APPARENTLY NOT! NARRATOR is ANGRY! Not now... Please not now... NARRATOR wants to fight! Ugh. Go-- SIR_CHARGON sent out MAGIKARP! ... MAGIKARP used SPLASH! Narrator, you know I have the same abilities as yours, and theyre at least twice as powerful. SO? NARRATOR doesnt see why THAT makes a DIFFERENCE! THAT MEANS I CAN FIRE YOU, YOU MINDLESS FREAK! SIR_CHARGON used FIRE! I did not think he would do that... NARRATOR was FIREd! CITY burst into FLAMES! ...Okay, this is bad. NARRATOR left in a HUFF! NARREPLACEMENT took control of BATTLE! Narreplacement? YES! NARREPLACEMENT wants to fight! Why? NARREPLACEMENT says he has to CONTINUE NARRATORs WORK! ...Oh. NARREPLACEMENT used NARRATE! NARREPLACEMENT is NARRATING this BATTLE! That was the most idiotic attack Ive ever heard of. Its TRUE! Okay then... Is there a way this battle can end without me losing? NO! Uh... FLAMES are SPREADING! Ill just take your word for it right now. BYE! SIR_CHARGON ran away! NARREPLACEMENT won! What? NARREPLACEMENT is evolving! NARREPLACEMENT evolved into NARRATOR 2! 7/7/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 49: To Fight Insanity Player: Sir_Chargon [2-3-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Narrator 2 Well, the Narrator problems done... But what about the Narrator for Shadow G/S? NARRATOR 2 covers SHADOW G/S too! Cool. INSANEBEGGAR appeared! AAH! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT! INSANEBEGGAR used BEG! INSANEBEGGAR wants MONEY! Well, I dont have any! INSANEBEGGARs MORALE greatly fell! Good for him. INSANEBEGGARs ANGER greatly rose! ... INSANEBEGGAR wants to fight! Fine! GO VOLDISU! SIR_CHARGON sent out VOLDISU! INSANEBEGGAR sent out BEGGAR CUP! He knows how to fight in PokéBattles style!? BEGGAR CUP used BEG! VOLDISU gave INSANEBEGGAR Ą1000! What the--!? I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY! VOLDISU did! Whatever! Voldisu, Thuderbolt! VOLDISU used THUNDERBOLT! Its super effective! BEGGAR CUP fainted! Good. INSANEBEGGAR sent out INSANEBEGGAR! Okay Voldisu, Explosion! VOLDISU doesnt WANT to use EXPLOSION! Why? VOLDISU is TIRED of FAINTING! Fine. Tackle! VOLDISU used TACKLE! Critical hit! INSANEBEGGAR is in critical condition! INSANEBEGGAR fell over unconsious in WEAKNESS! Isnt that fainted? NO! INSANEBEGGAR is too HURT to simply FAINT! Okay, okay... SIR_CHARGON won! 7/8/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 50: How Not to Talk to the Narrator Player: Kageru [no record.] KAGERU ran into TREE! Ow... That was kinda sudden. TREE is angry! What the--!? TREE wants to fight! Okay, so Ill fight it. Go! KAGERU! Go Kageru?? Whats that all about? And wheres that voice coming from? KAGERU is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! OW!! TREE sent out LEAF! A leaf huh... BEILERA SHIGAN! KAGERU used BEILERA SHIGAN! The attack failed! WHAT!? The attack rips apart the enemys brain! Howd it fail? One: LEAF doesnt have a BRAIN! Good enough... Two: NARRATOR 2 didnt KNOW what ATTACK did before KAGERU's EXPLANATION! Oh. LEAF used RAZOR LEAF! Hey-ow-AAH!! Its super effecitve! Stupid Narrator... or whatever its called... NARRATOR 2 is ANGRY! Uh-oh... KAGERU was LIFTED off GROUND! This might not be good. KAGERU was SLAMMED into WALL! Owwwww... How did a wall get there? NARRATOR 2 CREATED WALL! KAGERU fainted! I probably would have DIED... Do you WANT to die? NONONONONO!! Okay then. TREE won! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 51 -- BATTLE 52 -- BATTLE 53 -- BATTLE 54 -- BATTLE 55 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 7/9/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 51: Mop Mangling Player: Cid [11-5-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Floor CID now has CREST OF HONOR! Good of you to state the obvious, Narrator... NARRATOR 2 is STATING the OBVIOUS! Narrator 2? THAT is a WAL-MART! Howd you get named Narrator 2? NARRATOR was FIRED, so NARRATOR 2 took over! Ohhhhh... CID entered WAL-MART! WARGREYMON is BUYING a MOP! Its been almost a WEEK and hes still buying that damn mop?! PILE OF MOPS appeared! Never mind then. PILE OF MOPS are ANGRY! Oy... PILE OF MOPS want to fight! Hey, WarGreymon! Get over here and fight... please? WARGREYMON is BUYING another MOP! How much money does... HEY! Wheres my wallet!? PILE OF MOPS sent out SWIFFER! Thats a dust mop... SWIFFER is a MOP, nonetheless! Point taken. SWIFFER used DUST! 40 pounds of DUST fell on CID! Ow... DUST was ATTRACTED to SWIFFER! This could be a good thing... SWIFFER is SUFFOCATING! What the... Since when could mops breathe!? SWIFFER fainted! Good... PILE OF MOPS sent out MOP! GO GABUMON! CID sent out GABUMON! MOP used MOP! MOP is MOPping the FLOOR! Okay... WARP-Digivolve, Gabumon! CID used CREST OF HONOR! What? GABUMON is WARP-Digivolving! MOP is MOPping the FLOOR! GABUMON WARP-Digivolved into METALGARURUMON! Allright! PILE OF MOPS fainted in FRIGHT! CID won! MetalGarurumon looks that intimidating? NO! DARKPUFF snapped WARGREYMON in HALF! AAH! CID ran away! 7/10/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 52: Back to the Stone Age... Or Not Player: Cid [12-5-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Pile of Mops CID stopped! Out of... breath... Cant... run... anymore... At least... I lost Darkpuff... CID is OUT OF BREATH! WILL YOU... SHUT UP?! CID is in MASIRAKA CITY! Wait a minute... Theres a Gym here, isnt there? YES! Good. Gonna get my third Badge! TO THE GYM! GYM appeared! That was new. Always had to appear in front of the Gym, but the Gym just... SHUT UP AND ENTER THE GYM ALREADY! Okay, okay... CID knocked on the DOOR! DOOR fainted! Stupid Gym doors... RED appeared! You da Gym Leader? YES! Okay... I wanna battle you! RED wants to fight! That was fast... GO HITMONLEE! Go! HITMONLEE! RED sent out GOLEM! AAH! THAT THINGS HUGE! GOLEM used ROCK SLIDE! Critical hit! HIMONLEE fainted! Ohcrapthatthingisstrong... Go MetalGarurumon! The enemys a giant boulder! Go, METALGARURUMON! Ice Wolfclaw attack! METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! Its super effective! Critical hit! GOLEM fainted! YEAH! RED sent out ONIX! Thats even bigger... Still, we can beat it! CID lost his turn! GRAAAAAAAH! DAMN YOU STUPID GYM RULE!! ONIX used EXPLOSION! What the!? Explosion on the first turn!? HAHAHAHAHA... Its not very effective... METALGARURUMON fainted! ...HA! Huh? CRAP! Now its only me... NARRATOR 2 pushed CID into ARENA! Stupid Narrator... Me, use... CID used TACKLE! Its not very effective... OW!! YOU LOUSY NARRATOR! THAT HURT! CID fainted! *grumble grumble...* RED won! 7/11/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 53: Dark and Darth Player: Darth (Brooks) [2-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Loafy Im SICK of being called Darth! LET ME GO BACK TO MY OLD NAME! DARTH cannot be RENAMED! Why? LAVENDER TOWN is not in SHADOW G/S! And? DARTH must DEVOLVE to be renamed DERTH! Well, I DONT WANT TO WEAR THIS STUPID COWBOY HAT ANYMORE! DEVOLVE ME! NO! DARTH tripped over SPRAYCAN! Ouch... Whats this? Devolution Spray... YEAH! DARTH used DEVOLUTION SPRAY! DARTH devolved into DERTH! Finally! NARRATOR 2 is ANGRY! Why? Just because I got what I wanted? YES! NARRATOR 2 wants to fight! Bring it on! NARRATOR 2 sent out OLD GROWTH! You dont scare me. GO ME! The enemys all-powerful! Go, DERTH! DARKPUFF appeared! AAH! NOOO! NOT DARKPUFF! DARKPUFF doesnt want to fight... you! Good. DARKPUFF wants to fight NARRATOR 2! Uh... Im just going to leave now. DERTH ran away! Player: Darkpuff [6-3-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Sir_Chargon DOOM! PUFF! [Bring it! IM the only all-powerful being here!] DARKPUFF used EAT! DARKPUFF ate OLD GROWTH! OLD GROWTH died! DOOM... [Bwahaha...] NARRATOR 2 sent out NARRATOR 2! PUFF! [YOU IDIOT!] DARKPUFF used BUILDING SMASH! DARKPUFF SMASHed a BUILDING into NARRATOR 2! ...only NARRATOR 2 lacks a BODY to SMASH things into! DOOMPUFF... [This might get a bit redundant...] NARRATOR 2 used BANISH! DARKPUFF was blown away! DOOMPUFF!? [What the--?!] NARRATOR 2 won! DOOMPUFF! [ILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!] 7/12/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 54: Oogabooga Player: Funky Caveman [no record.] FUNKY CAVEMAN appeared! Oogabooga! Ooga! Uh... Ooga grunga! FUNKY CAVEMAN used OOGA! OOGABOOGA! MUNGA BUNGA... BOOM! For the sake of continuing... Ooga! NOTSOFUNKY CAVEMAN appeared... What the--?! Oooh... Unga! NOTSOFUNKY CAVEMAN is ANGRY! This has got to be the dumbest PokéBattle ever... NOTSOFUNKY CAVEMAN wants to fight! Oogabooga... GRUNGA! FUNKY CAVEMAN apparently sent out GIANT BONE! NOTSOFUNKY CAVEMAN sent out... GIANT BONE... This is getting boring fast... Munga munga! GIANT BONE used SMASH! GIANT BONEs SMASHed into HUNDREDS OF PIECES! Now for a bit of fun... DARKPUFF appeared! OOGA! OOGA RUNGA! FUNKY CAVEMAN ran away! FUNKY CAVEMAN ran into INVISIBLE WALL! Oogabooga... FUNKY CAVEMAN needs FOOD, badly! NOTSOFUNKY CAVEMAN used BONE CLUB! It didnt affect DARKPUFF! DARKPUFF used DARK BREATH! NOTSOFUNKY CAVEMAN died! Ooga... DARKPUFF used EAT! DARKPUFF ate FUNKY CAVEMAN! Ooga ungoodga... FUNKY CAVEMAN fainted! DARKPUFF won! 7/13/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 55: Grassho... Oh. Player: Ravenous Bug [no record.] RAVENOUS BUG appeared! Jeez, Chargon thinks up the wierdest stuff... Chirp! RAVENOUS BUG was renamed VERY STRONG CRICKET! Chirp! PIDGEOT appeared! KENJI hopped off PIDGEOT! Chirp! Chirp chirp! VERY STRONG CRICKET used ANNOYING CHIRP! Its extremely annoying! KENJI snapped! KENJI is SEARCHING for VERY STRONG CRICKET! Chirp! KENJI found VERY STRONG CRICKET! KENJI wants to fight! Chirp chirp! Go! DEPRESSED CLOWN! KENJI sent out ESPEON! Chirp chirp, chirp chirp chirp! CHIRP! DEPRESSED CLOWN used CRY! DEPRESSED CLOWN is CRYing! This battle is worse than yesterdays... ESPEON began to CRY! KENJI withdrew ESPEON! KENJI sent out KENJI! Chirpchirp! DEPRESSED CLOWN used DEPRESSION BLAST! DEPRESSED CLOWN doesnt know DEPRESSION BLAST! Chirp...? KENJI used INSTANT CUT! DEPRESSED CLOWN was CUT in HALF! DEPRESSED CLOWN... NARRATOR 2 searches for CHILDREN READERS! ...fainted! Chirp! CHIRP CHIRP! The enemys huge! Go, VERY STRONG CRICKET! KENJI used STOMP! KENJIs attack missed! Chirp! VERY STRONG CRICKET used FISSURE! VERY STRONG CRICKETs attack missed! KENJI used STOMP! Its super effective! Critical hit! Chirp!? VERY STRONG CRICKET died! KENJI won! KENJI is HAPPY! KENJI flew away on PIDGEOT! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 - - BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 56 -- BATTLE 57 -- BATTLE 58 -- BATTLE 59 -- BATTLE 60 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 7/14/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 56: Battle of the Arr Player: Captain Mel [no record.] CAPTAIN MEL is SAILING! That be obvious! OTHER SHIP ran into MELS SHIP! ARR! What be the meaning of this, ye scallawag!? CAPPN JOE appeared! Yarr, it just be Captain Joe... CAPPN JOE! Arr, Cappn Joe. Happy? YES! CAPPN JOE wants to fight! Harr! Crew, send out the... CREW sent out ANGRY FERRET SHIPS! Yarr... Me crew never listen... ANGRY FERRETS attacked CAPPN JOE! That worked better than thought, arr. CAPPN JOE is in critical condition! Well, that be the most oblivious statement I ever heard. Look at the poor lad! CAPPN JOE used AMNESIA! CAPPN JOE forgot about PAIN! ANGRY FERRETS ran away! Yarr, he possess a special talent! Okay crew... CREW sent out SAD CLOWN SHIPS! Idiots... SAD CLOWNS are SAD! OTHER CREW is SAD! CREW is SAD! CAPPN JOE is SAD! Yarr... *sniff* CAPTAIN MEL is SAD! SAD CLOWNS, CREW and OTHER CREW fainted in their SADNESS! That be unexpected. Now it be just me and ye, Joe! CAPPN JOE used SWASHBUCKLE! GIANT BELT BUCKLE fell on CAPTAIN MEL! CAPTAIN MEL fainted! Yarr... That be a humiliating defeat... CAPPN JOE won! CAPPN JOE took TREASURE! CAPPN JOE ran away! 7/15/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 57: The Return of Gary... I Think Player: Cid [12-6-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Red CID is WALKING! Agh... This Narration is atrocious... GARYDOS appeared! Wild Gyarados!? Cool! NO! GARYDOS! And its not WILD! Gary...dos? GARY was REFORMATTED into COMPUTER DATA! This is over my head here... Im no computer genius. CID is confused! *sigh* It hurt itself in its confusion! GARYDOS wants to fight! Enemy GARYDOS sent out EEVEEDOS! Fine... GO TREE! The enemys computer data! Go, TREE! Enemy EEVEEDOS used QUICK ATTACK! Its not very effective... HA! Tree, Branch Toss! TREE used BRANCH TOSS! Critical hit! Heh... GARYDOS revealed FIRE STONE! This isnt good. Tree, fall on Eevee...dos... before Gary can use the Stone! TREE used FALL! TREE fell on EEVEEDOS! EEVEEDOS fainted! Kinda strange, seeing computer data faint... GARYDOS used FIRE STONE! What? TREE is evolving! HA HA HA! Gary, you idiot! TREE evolved into FIRE TREE! GARYDOS sent out GARYDOS! Okay Fire Tree, Use your most powerful attack! FIRE TREE used FALL! ...Oh well. FIRE TREE fell on GARYDOS! GARYDOS burst into FLAMES! Whoa... Cool! GARYDOS is RUNNING AROUND SCREAMING! Heh heh... This is kind of amusing. But still. Fire Tree, use your most powerful Fire attack! FIRE TREE used FIRE FALL! FLAMING APPLES fell on GARYDOS! This is getting wierd... Its the same exact Tree, only a Fire-Type... CID is CORRECT! I dont like this kind of Tree! Narrator, please devolve it! NARRATOR 2 used DEVOLUTION SPRAY! FIRE TREE devolved into TREE! Thank you! GARYDOS burned to death! GARYDOS died! Thats just disturbing... TREE gained 6,972 exp. points! TREE grew to level 67! CID won! TREE is ANGRY! Uh... Why? TREE wants to stay a FIRE TREE! Well, I dont have any Fire Stones! So there! Nya! TREE wants to fight! Doh. 7/16/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 58: Section 3, Article 9: Never Badmouth a Tree. Player: Cid [13-6-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Garydos TREE wants to fight! I KNOW THAT! GO BAYLEEF! Go! BAYLEEF! TREE sent out TREE! Hah. You will regret this, Tree! Bayleef, Mega Drain! BAYLEEF used MEGA DRAIN! Its super effective! Sucked HP from TREE! Heh heh... Got any last words, Tree? TREE cannot TALK! It was a figure of speech, you stupid Narrator... TREE used FALL! TREE fell on BAYLEEF! Yeah, Id figure. BAYLEEF died! WHAT!? Okay Tree, youre gonna get it! GO METALGARURUMON! The enemys a Tree... Well, duh. Will you let me finish? ... Good. The enemys a Tree! Go, METALGARURUMON! TREE used BRANCH TOSS! Its not very effective... Its been nice knowing you Tree... TREE agrees! Huh? It agrees? You said Trees couldnt talk, Narrator... NARRATOR 2 didnt KNOW for SURE! Pretty lame excuse. GIANT HAND crushed CID! Ouch... TREE used FALL! TREE fell on CID! WILL EVERYTHING STOP CRUSHING ME!? NO! CID died! Huh? WHAT?! CID is in LIMBO! I KNOW! TREE won! Waitiaminute... Why are you still here if IM dead and in LIMBO? Did you die too? Uh... NARRATOR 2 died! There we go. Now to find Bayleef... And get out of here. NARRATOR 3 took control of SHADOW G/S NARRATION! 7/16/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 59: Time to LIMBO! (Black Version Crossover) Player: Cid [13-7-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Tree CID in in LIMBO! Yes, and I dont know why there arent any machine-gun toting clowns walking around here either... Thats Hammys Fortress... HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN appeared! Never mind. HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN used CAPTURE! CID was CAPTURED! CID was TAKEN to HAMMYs FORTRESS! HAMMY appeared! Uh... Hello... Hammy... HAMMY: Why are you here? Because... The Shadow G/S Narrator made a Tree kill me... HAMMY: And does that compel me to care? If you WANT to care, I suppose it would. HAMMY: SILENCE! Take him away! CID was TAKEN to HAMMYs PRISON! Ouch... Do you have to THROW me? HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN says YES! ...Remind me never to let a clown talk again... HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN is ANGRY! HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN wants to fight! Fine. GO METALGARURUMON! Go! METALGARURUMON! Stupid idiots, not taking my Pokémon... MetalGarurumon, Ice Wolfclaw! METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! HEAVILY ARMED CLOWN fainted! CID won! Yeah, yeah, woohoo. Now lets get out of here! METALGARURUMON used TACKLE! WALL fainted! Okay... Lets go! CID ran away! METALGARURUMON ran away! To be Continued... 7/18/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 60: I Rule Hyrule Player: Leenk [no record.] LEENK appeared! Isnt is supposed to be Link? NO! WEBMASTER doesnt want to get a LAWSUIT! Webmaster? Is that like God? Er... Uh... Well? For this world, YES! Okay. STOLFAS appeared! Stolfas? STOLFAS wants to fight! STOLFAS sent out ARM! ... ARM used BEAT! ARM brutally BEAT LEENK within INCHES of his LIFE! This is getting weird... Ill use a Red Potion then. LEENK used RED POTION! LEENK is no longer THIRSTY! LEENK is about to die! This is unfair!! What do I need to stay alive? FOOD! Oh. ARM used SLASH! Critical hit! Uh... Me, eat food? There is no FOOD to be seen! Ugh... WHY WONT YOU LET ME WIN!? Because NARRATOR 3 has been LOST in the WATER TEMPLE for the past WEEK on ZELDA 64! Oh. You want me to tell you how to get out of there? NO! NARRATOR 3 can GET OUT on his OWN! ARM used FIREARM! ARM burst into FLAMES! ARM fainted! Idiot. STOLFAS sent out STOLFAS! All right then, Im going to use Slash... LEENK used SLASH! It didnt affect enemy STOLFAS! STOLFAS used ATTACK THAT KILLS PEOPLE THAT ATTACK A STOLFAS! Long name... WHAT!? LEENK fainted! I thought it said kill... Theres already more than enough characters from Shadow G/S in LIMBO. Besides, do you want to be blown up by a psychic hamster? Oh. Good point. STOLFAS won! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 61 -- BATTLE 62 -- BATTLE 63 -- BATTLE 64 -- BATTLE 65 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 7/19/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 61: Enter the Rocket Player: Kenji [3-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Very Strong Cricket KENJI appeared! Must these battles always start with someone appearing or taking a walk? NO! Read yesterdays BATTLE for an EXAMPLE! Idiot Narrator... TEAM ROCKET appeared! I was wondering when theyd show up... TEAM ROCKET used MOTTO! To throw the world into devastation! To destroy all people in this nation! Thats not how the motto goes. TEAM ROCKET used QUIET YOU! TEAM ROCKET made NEW MOTTO to show their INDEPENDENCE from THAT TEAM ROCKET! ...Oh. TEAM ROCKET wants to fight! Fine! GO ESPEON! Go! ESPEON! MARCO sent out KUROBATTO! AKI sent out ARIADOS! Damn, you guys are stupid... Poison-types aganst my Psychic-type? TEAM ROCKET says thats all they have! Whatever. Espeon, Psychic. ESPEON used PSYCHIC! Its super effective! KUROBATTO fainted! ARIADOS fainted! There. NOW do you want to fight me again? YES! TEAM ROCKET sent out TEAM ROCKET! ... TEAM ROCKET used ROCKET PUNCH! What a predictable group... GIANT MISSILE fell on TEAM ROCKET! What the--!? TEAM ROCKET fainted! KENJI won! 7/20/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 62: WE SUCK... Player: Marco of Team Rocket [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Kenji WAAAAH! WE SUCK!! AKI says to SHUT UP! But we do... AKI used SLAM! MARCO was SLAMmed into a BRICK WALL! Ouch... Whyd you have to go do that? AKI says it was FOR YOUR OWN GOOD! It didnt do me a bit of good... AKI used-- OKAYOKAY! IT DID ME A LOT OF GOOD! JUST DONT PLOW ME THROUGH THAT WALL AGAIN! AKI says thats BETTER! DERTH appeared! Whoa... Check this guy out... Hes all creepy and stuff! DERTH says THANK YOU! ...Okay, you're welcome? AKI says to STOP GAWKING and STEAL POKéMON! I know... Uh, creepy-dude, do you have any Pokémon? AKI used SLAM! MARCO was SLAMmed into CONCRETE WALL! Where do all these walls come from? DERTH is ANGRY! DERTH wants to fight! Okay... Just let me... oy. MARCO fainted! Player: Aki of Team Rocket [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Kenji That idiot Marco... DERTH wants to fight! Yes, I know! GO ARIADOS! Go! ARIADOS! DERTH sent out SCYTHE! Heh. Ariados, Night Shade! ARIADOS used NIGHT SHADE! It didnt affect SCYTHE! Uh... Oops? SCYTHE used SLASH! Critical hit! ARIADOS fainted! I need to catch new Pokémon... NARRATOR 3 pushed AKI into ARENA! There is no arena here. Uh... NARRATOR 3 pushed AKI directly in front of SCYTHE! Thatll do. Take the Scythe and run! AKI used STEAL! AKI stole SCYTHE! Ha! I got your scythe, Mr. Goth-man! DERTH is not MR. GOTH-MAN! DERTH is ENRAGED! Uh... Is that bad? YES! DERTH used DEATH! AKI... Wait, theres enough people in LIMBO already... Can we just finish this up here? Okay. AKI fainted an excruciatingly painful, horribly agonizing faint! That didnt make sense at all. SHUT UP! DERTH won! 7/21/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 63: Go, Go, Gogo! Player: Gogo [0-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Local Angry Mob GOGO is in LIMBO! Is that... A NARRATOR?! YES! Oh no... CID appeared! Uh... Hey, I know you! Ive been on the Internet during the time I was stuck down here, and youre the guy from Shadow G/S! GOGO is CORRECT! Shut up, Narrator. CID wants to know how to get out of LIMBO! That... I dont know. CID is angry! Must this happen NOW? YES! CID wants to fight! Fine... Go Mr. Mime. Go! MR. MIME! CID sent out METALGARURUMON! MR. MIME is miming! MR. MIME sent out METALGARURUMON! YAY! METALGARURUMONS used ICE WOLFCLAW! Whoah... Never saw so much ice in my life. METALGARURUMONS fainted! CID and GOGO are COLD! What about Mr. Mime? MR. MIME isnt COLD! MR. MIME is wearing all of GOGOs ROBES to stay WARM! Uh... GOGO is NAKED! This is just sick... CID is SCREAMING in PAIN! HEY! I dont look THAT bad! YES YOU DO! MR. MIME looked at GOGO! MR. MIME fainted in FRIGHT! Okay, can I just faint now? NO! NARRATOR 3 is ENJOYING harassing GOGO! CID ran away! GOGO won! Good and finally. GOGO fainted! Huh? Why? NARRATOR 3 just felt like doing it! Hmph... NARRATOR 3 is TRUE VICTOR! What does that mean? I win. Now shut up. 7/22/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 64: Clash of the Loud Booming Voices in the Sky Player: Cid [14-7-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Gogo CID is finally OUT of LIMBO! Yeah... But why didnt you post the Battle? It would-- Because NARRATOR 2 didnt FEEL like NARRATING for THAT BATTLE! ...Doofus. NARRATOR 3 appeared! ...Hey, who are you? Id like ask you that same question! G/S CHARACTERS are GATHERING! Hey, we shouldnt be doing this... Everyones here. So? We can confuse them all we want now. G/S CHARACTERS are confused! They hurt themselves in their confusion! See? That was fun. Actually, it was. But youve gotta die for impersonating me! NARRATOR 2 wants to fight! Fine! Be that way! NARRATOR 3 wants to fight! This is just weird... NARRATOR 2 sent out EXTREMELY POWERFUL CHARACTER! Hmph! I can do better! NARRATOR 3 sent out ULTIMATELY POWERFUL CHARACTER! ...Im leaving. DARKPUFF: DOOM. LOCAL ANGRY MOB: HUZZAH! ...Huzzah? LOCAL ANGRY MOB: HUZZAH! Whatever. G/S CHARACTERS left! So? We dont need them! Yes we do. ...No we dont! YES WE DO! NO! YES! NO! YES! If there arent any characters to Narrate over, then were out of a job. ...Youre right. Lets not fight again. Okay. But Ill do this first. NARRATOR 2 used DEATHRAY! NARRATOR 3 was vaporized in a horrible, agonizingly painful way! NARRATOR 2 won! LOCAL ANGRY MOB: HUZZAH! WILL YOU SHUT UP!? 7/23/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 65: Hello Sir! Player: Sir_Chargon [3-3-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Insanebeggar Ah... This is good. Ive got control of my Version again, Nightpuffs gone, and Darkpuff somehow just... vanished! SIR_CHARGON is ENJOYING his MOMENTARY PEACE! Momentary...? KNOCKS are HEARD on DOOR! Oh, just wonderful... Crap. SIR_CHARGON opened DOOR! Uh... SALESMAN appeared! AAH! NOO! GET IT AW-- SALESMAN entered HOUSE! Doh... SALESMAN: Hello sir! Its super effective! STOP! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! SALESMAN: Do you tire of having to brush your hair in the morning? NO! GET OUT! SALESMAN: Then get this amazing tool... This Godsend... ROBOBRUSH! ...Out. Now. Or you can die. SIR_CHARGON wants to fight! SALESMAN: Its easy! Just stick Robobrush into your afro or other large hairstyle before you go to bed... DIE!! SIR_CHARGON used SWORD SLICE! SALESMAN was cut in half! Wonderful. Now die. SALESMAN: And Robobrush brushes your hair for you while you sleep! What the--!? I cut him in half... Uh... Its not very effective! SALESMAN: But WAIT! Theres more! Oh no there isnt! SIR_CHARGON used CREATE! SIR_CHARGON CREATEd BIG HEAVY OBJECT! BIG HEAVY OBJECT fell on SALESMAN! SALESMAN: If you buy yours today... HES STILL ALIVE!? ARRRGH! BIG HEAVY OBJECT disappeared! SALESMAN was renamed GREASE SPOT! ...Eew. GREASE SPOT: Ill throw in a free fire extinguisher! Okay, this is just sick... Im leaving. SIR_CHARGON ran away! No I didnt! I just cant stand that infernal salesman and his apparent immortality. GREASE SPOT won! ...*sigh* [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 66 -- BATTLE 67 -- BATTLE 68 -- BATTLE 69 -- BATTLE 70 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 7/24/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 66: A New Plan of Destruction... Or Maybe Not. Player: Mysterious Figure B [no record.] MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B is PLOTING EVIL THINGS! Buweheheheheh... What the--!? Who let the Narrator in here? NARRATOR 2 comes and goes at WILL! ...Whatever. But with my powers and my army of Salesmen, I SHALL RULE... SHADOW G/S! Then I move on to the rest of the PokéBattles universe. You know, you arent supposed to be saying that in front of a loudmouthed voice... Oh well. Nobody knows about my secret base anyway. You mean the one in the Highland Mountain Range? QUIET!! Youre ruining the effect! SALESMAN GENERAL appeared! What is it? SG: Hello sir! SHUT UP AND TALK NORMALLY! SG: Thats possible? Just speak... SG: Well, its about the Army. They keep trying to sell each other things. Well, just tell them to stop selling things. SG: We cant sir. And... I... Cant... Hello sir! AAH! NOT NOW! SG: Do you tire of... STOP IT! STOP!! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B wants to fight! SG: ...having incompetent... MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B used TORNADO! SG was flung into SKY! Aaah... That's better. MYSTERIOUS FIGURE Bs attack continues! Huh? Uh... Uh-oh. TORNADO is DESTOYING SECRET BASE! STOP SAYING THAT!! SG landed on MYSTERIOUS FIGURE! SG: Hello sir! Shut up. MYSTERIOUS FIGURE Bs attack continues! AAH! ITS HEADED RIGHT FOR US! RUN AWAY! SG: Do you wish you could teleport to safety in times of danger? ...Yes, and this is one of them times! ...One of them times? SG: Then get this handy-dandy TELEPORTER! GIMME THAT! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B used TELEPORTER! Get us outta here... TELEPORTER exploded! Critical hit! ...What the hell? SG: I am not held respon... SG fainted! Good idea. Bye now. MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B fainted! TORNADO went on a RAMPAGE! This is bent... 7/25/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 67: The Badguys Resort and Diner Player: Kefka [no record.] Uweheeheehee... I have the perfect plan for world domination! SEPHIROTH: Lemme guess... You throw the world into total chaos and build a fortress everyone can see so they can worship you or you kill them? DAMMIT! WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD PLANS ALWAYS SO PREDICTABLE!? KEFKA is an IDIOT! ...Who the hell are you? SHUZER: Well, you DO have to consider that you were created about 5 years after console RPGs were made. DRAGONLORD: Yeah, at that time it was simply kidnap the princess and utterly obliterate the hero. Now its so complex... Stuff like kidnap the princess, utterly obliterate the hero, then make everyone your slave or obliterate the world. You really like using the word obliterate, dont you? DRAGONLORD: I AM NOT DRUNK! ...Whatever. That plan sounds so good though. Im gonna do it! SEIFER: Go ahead. Someones gonna take you out anyway. DID I ASK FOR YOUR WIT!? SIEFER was not ASKED for WIT! Who IS that? Al Gore? EVERYONE: AAH!! EVERYONE ran away! ...Okay. SIEFER remains! I thought everyone ran away. Oh well. SEIFER wants to fight! Okay Cross-boy, you asked for it! SEIFER sent out HYPERION! ...Cool sword. Howd you do that anyway? HYPERION used SLASH! Critical hit! HYPERION fired its GUN during SLASH! Yet another Critical hit! OW! Why you little brat! Soldiers, ATTACK! Go! SOLDIERS! Beat that guy senseless! SOLDIERS used STANDARD POLICE TACTICS! ... SOLDIERS look INTIMIDATING and VIOLENT! HYPERION ran away! That works quite well. SEIFER sent out SEIFER! Okay Cross-boy, youre mine! Enough! SOLDIERS! The enemys got a more successful game than you! Go, KEFKA! QUIET, AL! I AM NOT AL GORE!! KEFKA fainted for no apparent reason at all! What the--? HEY!! NARRATOR 2 put TAPE over KEFKAs MOUTH! MMPHUMIMUM! SEIFER won! 7/26/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 68: The Fossil Fight Player: Cid [14-7-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Gogo CID is back at MASIRAKA GYM! YO! GYM LEADER! RED appeared! Lets get it on. RED doesnt want to fight! ...Why? RED pointed to SIGN! Closed Sundays and Holidays. This isnt Sunday. And this isnt a holiday. RED pointed to OTHER SIGN! Also closed 9 PM-3 AM. Its 7. RED pointed to YET ANOTHER-- JUST FIGHT ME YOU LAZY IDIOT! RED wants to fight! There. Go, MagnaAngemon! Go! MAGNAANGEMON! RED sent out SANDSLASH! MagnaAngemon, Gate of Destiny attack! MAGNAANGEMON used GATE OF DESTINY! Several hundred GATES fell on SANDSLASH! Will these puns ever stop? NO! SANDSLASH used HYPER BEAM! Critical hit! MAGNAANGEMON is in critical condition! Well, then return. Enough! MAGNAANGEMON! Go, MetalGarurumon! The enemys weak right now! Go, METALGARURUMON! SANDSLASH needs to recharge! Now! Ice Wolfclaw! METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! GYM became TRAPPED in ICE! I meant at Sandslash. RED is ANGRY! Why? Just turn on a heater and BAM! Youre in business again. SANDSLASH fainted! ...Oh, thats why. Do I still get my badge? NO! RED sent out ONIX! Fine, whatever. Ice Wolfclaw, MetalGarurumon. METALGARURUMON used ICE WOLFCLAW! Its super effective! Critical hit! There. NOW do I-- ONIX used EXPLOSION! Damn. Its not very effective... ONIX fainted! CID won! Hah. Gimme my badge. RED gave CID the FOSSIL BADGE! RED kicked CID out of GYM! Hmph. Grumpy freak. RED kept METALGARURUMON! What the--?! HEY! 7/27/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 69: Koffee Koffee Java Java Sephy Deadboy (Lavender Version Crossover) Player: Sephiroth [no record.] SEPHIROTH is drinking COFFEE! Yeah, so? LAVENDER VERSION KOFFING appeared! Koffing? Uh... Never mind. LAVENDER VERSION KOFFING was renamed LVKOFFING! This is messed up... LVKOFFING wants JAVA! Get your own damn java. LVKOFFING: JAVA JAVA KOFFEE KOFFEE! ...What the hell is this thing? And how did it get here? NARRATOR 2 doesnt know! WEBMASTER thought it was FUNNY! Okay... LVKOFFING: KOFFEE KOFFEE JAVA JAVA! THERES COFFEE OVER THERE! SEPHIROTH used YELL! LVKOFFING is ANGRY! LVKOFFING wants to fight! This isnt my day... First I get beat up by some thumbtack-haired freak, my meteor explodes, and now I'm being attacked by this 'Elvee Koffing' thing. LVKOFFING sent out LVKOFFING! ...What do I do? Send out a POKéMON! ...? LVKOFFING used TACKLE TACKLE! Hit 2 times! OW! What the--!? Since when could a floating purple sea mine attack things? Since they could talk. Huh? SEPHIROTH is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Pain... So much pain... LVKOFFING used TACKLE TACKLE JAVA JAVA! Hit 2 times! 2 GIANT BAGS of COFFEE BEANS fell on SEPHIROTH! Ouch... SEPHIROTH fainted! LVKOFFING won! LVKOFFING left with COFFEE BEANS! 7/28/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 70: Dreadful Desert? Player: Cid [15-7-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Red CID is at DEKASE DESERT! A big forest, a mountain range, a plateau, a plains, a desert, and a volcano all on continent about the size of Texas... How do you know about Texas? I dont know. Just came to mind. What is a Texas, anyway? ... Oh well. Lets just hurry this up and-- Wild MISDREAVUS appeared! That was fast. Go, Hitmonlee! Go! HITMONLEE! MISDREAVOUS used SLASH! Critical hit! Hitmonlee, Jump Kick! HITMONLEE used JUMP KICK! HITMONLEE jumped TOO HIGH! Huh? HITMONLEE kicked AIRLINER! ...I suppose this is bad? YES! AIRLINER kept going and crashed! Kept going and crashed? I thought it would simply fall. ...Youre right. AIRLINER crashed! SCREAMS are HEARD! HUNDREDS of PEOPLE died! AIRLINER used EXPLOSION! AIRLINER fainted! ...Took a while. And how can airplanes faint? NARRATOR 2 doesnt know! WEBMASTER thought it was FUNNY! The Webmaster has a sick mind. MISDREAVUS used SNEAK ATTACK! HITMONLEE fainted! Huh? AAH! I forgot! Go MagnaAngemon! The enemys strong! Go, MAGNAANGEMON! MISDREAVUS used LEER! MISDREAVUS looks MEAN! ...That was a new one. Mag-- Enough! MAGNAANGEMON! Coward. Go me I guess. Go! CID! MISDREAVUS used GROWL! MISDREAVUS looks even MEANER! Who cares? HyperBall, GO! CID threw HYPERBALL! MISDREAVUS threw it back! Tennis huh? Throw it back! CID threw it back! MISDREAVUS threw it back! CID threw it back! MISDREAVUS threw it back! CID threw it back! BE CAPTURED DAMN YOU! MISDREAVUS agrees for some reason! ...Cool. MISDREAVUS was caught! Give new name to MISDREAVUS? MISDREAVUS. MISDREAVUS was renamed MISDREAVUS! CID won! Can you get me out of the desert now? NO! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 6 -- BATTLE 7 -- BATTLE 8 -- BATTLE 9 -- BATTLE 10 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 5/8/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 6: Biggly Battle Player: Grandpa [1-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Glob BIGGLYMUFF spit out GRANDPA! About time, you big balloon! BIGGLYMUFF is angry! So am I! BIGGLYMUFF wants to fight! Fine then! I use my cane! Go! CANESTICK! BIGGLYMUFF sent out TREE! Hey, its that tree again! Im gonna getcha for running into me! CANESTICK used SMASH! Its not very effective Enemy TREE used RAZOR LEAF! Its super effective! Oh no CANESTICK fainted! Use next Pokémon? My stuff is not a Pokey Man! But Ill use my card anyway. Go! LICENSE CARD! Identify now! LICENSE CARD used IDENTIFY! TREE is not a SENIOR CITIZEN! Dang-nabbit! TREE used FALL! TREE FELL on LICENSE CARD! What!? I just got that copy two days ago! How dare you! Put up your dukes! Go! DUKES! Whathe!? DUKES used GENERAL LEE! The GENERAL LEE ran over TREE! TREE fainted! Whippy doodles! Whippy doodles? BIGGLYMUFF sent out BIGGLYMUFF! Use your General Lee thingy again! GENERAL LEE is BEING CHASED BY POLICE CAR! GENERAL LEE ran away! Oh. Do something else then! DUKES used ANGRY MOB! What? Its super effective! Okay then. I guess Ill use this ball I found. GRANDPA used POKé BALL! POKé BALL released CLOUD! Hey! Its that spikey-haired guy everyone likes! GET BACK IN! GRANDPA captured CLOUD! New Pokédex data will be updated for CLOUD! CLOUD: A FFVII Pokémon. Carries a big sword and will use it to destroy anything. BIGGLYMUFF fainted! GRANDPA won! I still want my million dollars from last time! 5/9/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 7: Hazzardous Dukes Player: Grandpa [2-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Bigglymuff Well now I think Im beginning to get this Pokey Man thing now. GRANDPA gets POKéMON for $27.99! Now at your local Wal-Mart! For the time being! What was that!? POKéMON for $27.99! Now at your local Wal-Mart! For the time being! I heard you, dang-nabbit! I mean I understand this Pokémon thing now. Hey! I pronounced it right! Do I get my money now? No. Oh well. What stuff do I have again? CANESTICK, LICENSE CARD, DUKES, and CLOUD. Okay then. TRAINERGUY sees you! Why hello there, youngun! TRAINERGUY doesnt like being called YOUNGUN! TRAINERGUY wants to fight! Okay then. I use my cane! Go! CANESTICK! TRAINERGUY sent out IVYSAUR! Canestick, Smash attack! CANESTICK used SMASH! Critical hit! Yipee! IVYSAUR used SOLARBEAM! Its super effective! Uh oh CANESTICK fainted! Use next Pokémon? Cloud, I choose you! I guess. Go! CLOUD! Do whatever you do! CLOUD used SILENT HEROSPEAK! CLOUD: Huh? GRANDPA is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Con-sarnit! I have to be careful about that. CLOUD: IVYSAUR used SOLARBEAM! CLOUD fainted! Use next Pokémon? Dukes! Go! Go! DUKES! I said that already. Anyways, use your General Lee! DUKES used GENERAL LEE! The GENERAL LEE ran over IVYSAUR and TRAINERGUY! Oops. What? CANESTICK is evolving! CANESTICK evolved into BIGSTICK! What? CLOUD is evolving! CLOUD evolved into SQUALL! GRANDPA won! Now can I have my money? No. Please? NO! SQUALL: 5/10/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 8: Grandpa vs. Evolustuff (Red Version Crossover) Player: Grandpa [3-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Trainerguy I have two new things now! GRANDPA runs into EVOLUMAN! Why hello there EVOLUMAN wants to know what that MEANT! You look rather strange EVOLUMAN thinks you look like a GOLFER! GRANDPA is angry! How dare you! I hate golf! I like fishing! GRANDPA likes TO FISH! EVOLUMAN hates FISHING! EVOLUMAN wants to fight! Fine! Go Bigstick! GO! BIGSTICK! EVOLUMAN sent out ALAKAZAM! Bigstick, attack! BIGSTICK used SMASH! BIGSTICK SMASHed into a POLE! POLE LANDED on ALAKAZAM! ALAKAZAM fainted! BIGSTICK fainted! Huh? EVOLUMAN sent out EVOLUMAN! I choose that one guy! GO! SQUALL! Do whatever you do! SQUALL is angry at being called THAT ONE GUY! SQUALL unleashed LIMIT BREAK! SQUALL used RENZOKUKEN! SQUALL missed GRANDPA! Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry! EVOLUMAN was hit 7 times! EVOLUMAN fainted! GRANDPA won! You owe me about 5 million bucks, you. No I dont. SQUALL: PIKACHU appeared! PIKACHU says you better make EVOLUMAN better! What is that? Its so short! PIKACHU is angry! PIKACHU got in EVOLUVAN! PIKACHU drove EVOLUVAN at GRANDPA! EVOLUVAN is VERY SLOWLY APPROACHING! Go Dukes! GO! DUKES! Angry Mob attack! DUKES used instead, GENERAL LEE! The GENERAL LEE drove through EVOLUVANs side! GENERAL LEE is being CHASED BY POLICE CAR! GENERAL LEE ran away! EVOLUVAN stopped VERY SLOWLY! That worked. PIKACHU says youll be sorry! EVOLUMAN woke up! EVOLUMAN drove off in EVOLUVAN! VERY SLOWLY! That was strange. SQUALL: 5/11/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 9: I Have the Power! Player: Holy Joe [no record.] HOLY JOE appeared! I have the power! GRANDPA appeared! Old one, have you given your thanks to God? GRANDPA wants to fight! But I dont. GOD said FIGHT THE OLD MAN! Eep... Okay. HOLY JOE sent out HOLY JOE! GRANDPA sent out SQUALL! I have the power! HOLY JOE has THE POWER! HOLY JOEs strength greatly rose! SQUALL used GUNBLADE! Critical hit! Ouch! Dont EVER hit a reverend! HOLY JOE used YOU ARE SINFUL! SQUALL needs to be repentant, badly! GRANDPA recalled SQUALL! GRANDPA sent out BIGSTICK! BIGSTICK used SMASH! Erg! This is getting to be rather painful... Oh Father, help me to destroy this Evil One. GRANDPA is not an EVIL-TYPE! Evil-type? GOD will not help you! BIGSTICK used SMASH! Oh Father, I am sorry! Please, help me! This really hurts! GOD forgives you! GOD sent out BUSH! BUSH burst into FLAMES! What? BUSH is evolving! BUSH evolved into FLAMING BUSH! FLAMING BUSH used TALK TO RELIGIOUS PEOPLE IN THE BIBLE! BIGSTICK fainted! Thanks God! GRANDPA sent out DUKES! DUKES used ANGRY MOB! HOLY JOE fainted! GRANDPA won! CONGREGATION appeared! CONGREGATION sees HOLY JOE! CONGREGATION is angry! CONGREGATION wants to fight! To be continued... 5/12/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 10: Sanctuary... Player: Grandpa [4-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Holy Joe CONGREGATION wants to fight! OKAY! Lets go, Dukes! Go! Dukes! Enemy CONGREGATION sent out JEHOVAHS WITNESSES! Dukes! Angry Mob! DUKES used ANGRY MOB! It had no effect! Wha!? Enemy JEHOVAHS WITNESSES used DOOR-TO-DOOR REVIVAL! Its super effective! Oh no! DUKES is LISTENING! ACK! Enemy JEHOVAHS WITNESSES used CONVERSION! DUKES became a CRISTIAN! DUKES joined CONGREGATION! TRAITOR! Wait... Hee hee... I know what to do! GRANDPA used THIEF BALL! DUKES was caught! HAH! Lets see God get Dukes outta my grasp again! Enemy GOD gave DUKES back to CONGREGATION! HEY! YOU STUPID... BITE ME GOD! Enemy GOD used BITE! Its super effective! OWW!!! Enemy CONGREGATION recalled JEHOVAHS WITNESSES! Uh... Enemy CONGREGATION sent out CONGREGATION! Eep. Enemy CONGREGATION used ANGRY MOB! But thats... GRANDPA fainted! Eh... Enemy CONGREGATION used CRUCIFY! GRANDPA died! Uh... You are DEAD! DONT TALK! GRANDPA appeared in HEAVEN! He-eeey! Enemy ST. PETER APPEARED! Hey there... What? ENEMY St. Peter!? Enemy ST. PETER sent GRANDPA to HELL! WHAT!? SATAN appeared! Will this EVER STOP!? SATAN gave GRANDPA back DUKES! WHATRE YOU... DUKES! YOURE BACK! Hey, youre not so bad after all, Satan! SATAN is insulted! Oh crud... Enemy SATAN wants to fight! Please stop this infernal nightmare... To be continued... [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 71 -- BATTLE 72 -- BATTLE 73 -- BATTLE 74 -- BATTLE 75 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 7/29/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 71: Local Anger Player: Trainerguy of the Local Angry Mob [11-5-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Grandpa LOCAL ANGRY MOB is SEARCHING for GRANDPA! Hey wow, the Narrator. I havent heard him for... A while! CONGREGATION: HA-LELUJAH! ...Uh-huh. BIGGLYMUFF is HUNGRY! *sigh* Youre always hungry. BIGGLYMUFF wants FOOD! THEN GET SOME! BIGGLYMUFF went to get FOOD! ...That was simple. Look, guys, we havent been in much activity for a while, right? LOCAL ANGRY MOB agrees! So why dont we just stop looking for Grandpa and give it up? Were fine by ourselves. LOCAL ANGRY MOB doesnt want to! Well, Im leaving then! LOCAL ANGRY MOB wont let you! Oh yes I will! Oh no you wont! LOCAL ANGRY MOB wants to fight! Fine then! GO, BLASTOISE! Go! BLASTOISE! LOCAL ANGRY MOB sent out JON! Good, the first person I want to take out. Blastoise, Hydro Pump attack! BLASTOISE used HYDRO PUMP! JON used MAP! JON gave HYDRO PUMP a MAP! What goods that gonna do? HYDRO PUMP was given the WRONG MAP! HYDRO PUMP hit TRAINERGUY! YAAARGH! THAT HURT! LOCAL ANGRY MOB is LAUGHING! You wont for long. Blizzard, Blastoise! BLASTOISE used BLIZZARD! It began to SNOW! JON got FROSTBITE! JON fainted! Any more takers? LOCAL ANGRY MOB sent out EVOLUMAN! Hah. All he knows is Evolve. What an-- EVOLUMAN used EVOLVE! Idiot. What? BLASTOISE is evolving! BLASTOISE evolved into RAINER! ...? EVOLUMANs attack continues! What? RAINER is evolving! RAINER evolved into ULTRAINER! Lemme guess... ULTRAINER left to maintain METAL VERSION! Thought so. GO CHARIZARD! The enemy evolves stuff! Go, CHARIZARD! EVOLUMAN used EVOLVE! Hah. My power grows moreso! What? CHARIZARD is evolving! CHARIZARD evolved into CHARGON! ...The WEBMASTER? Uh... HEY! OW! Stop that! Lemme go! What the--? SIR_CHARGON took control of BATTLE! SIR_CHARGON is ANRGY! Uh-oh... GIANT HAND crushed CHARGON! CHARGON fainted! GIANT HANDs attack continues! Me, I guess? YES! GIANT HAND crushed TRAINERGUY! TRAINERGUY fainted! LOCAL ANGRY MOB won! LOCAL ANGRY MOB drug TRAINERGUY with them! 7/30/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 72: The Machampion Player: Marco of Team Rocket [0-2-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Derth MARCO is LOOKING for AKI! The Narrator again... YEP! AKI appeared! Hello. AKI used SLAM! MARCO was SLAMmed into CHAINLINK FENCE! That didnt hurt much this time. MARCO fell face-first onto SIDEWALK! That did. AKI is ANGRY! Why? AKI doesnt know why! He just is! He? I always thought Aki was a woman... AKI is ANGRIER! Uh-oh. RUN FOR IT!! Cant escape! This is bad. AKI wants to fight! Well, its better than I thought. Go, Kurobatto! Go! KUROBATTO! AKI sent out MACHAMP! A MACHAMP!? SINCE WHEN DID YOU GET A MACHAMP? Since AKI stole one! Sure... Rub it in my face... Okay! AKI is dancing around MARCO laughing! MARCOs MORALE, SELF-ESTEEM, and SELF-RESPECT greatly fell! Can we get on with the battle? MACHAMP used SIESMIC TOSS! Hah. Kurobatto, Toxic! KUROBATTO used TOXIC! MARCO is badly poisoned! NOT ON ME, ON THAT BIG GRAY FOUR-ARMED THING OVER THERE! KUROBATTO turned around! KUROBATTO saw MACHAMP and fainted in fright! Id figure as much. MARCO is hurt from poison! I dont have anything else left... Go me... *sigh* The enemys a lot stronger than you are! Go, MARCO! MACHAMP used SUBMISSION! MACHAMP: Say uncle! What the--?! Machamps could talk!? MACHAMP: SAY IT!! No... Youre not hurting me at all, actually. Youre just poking me. MACHAMP used MEGA PUNCH! MARCO was knocked through BUILDING! Okay, THAT hurt! MARCO is hurt from poison! MACHAMP used KATATE CHOP! Can I say uncle now? MACHAMP stopped, pointed, and laughed at MARCO! MACHAMP: Weenie weenie weeeeenie! ...This is indignifying. Im in a lot of pain, so Ill just faint now. MARCO fainted! AKI won! 7/31/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 73: The Digiman Movie, Part I (AKA Bad Superman Ripoff I Couldn't Resist Posting... Part I) Player: Stark Trent [no record?] STARK TRENT is doing WORK! Narrator... Go away. LOUISE ROAD appeared! ...What? LOUISE ROAD: Leech is back! Okay. What does that have to do with me? LOUISE ROAD: You know Digiman right? Yeah... Hes a damn loser. DIGIMANs MORALE greatly fell! Digiman isnt around here, Narrator. Yes he is! NARRATOR revealed STARK TRENTs TRUE IDENTITY! STARK TRENT is... Uh-oh. I told you. LOUISE ROAD ran away SCREAMING! DIGIMAN appeared! Look what you made me do... Or made the Narrator do. NARRATOR 2 is... Ooh, what THAT? Pretty GROUND, lotsa PEOPLE... Whee! It pushed STARK TRENT off BUILDING in its confusi... Oops. TOURIST: Look! Theres a naked guy falling from the Bi-Weekly Continent building! STOP WITH THE BAD SUPERMAN PUNS ALREADY!! No! This is fun! Arrrgh... STARK TRENT hit GROUND! Ouch... GROUND is ANGRY! GROUND wants to fight! Dont wanna fight. Too bad! GROUND used EARTHQUAKE! Its super effective! To what? Me, or the ground? BOTH! GROUND fainted! STARK TRENT fainted! To be continued... 8/1/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 74: The Digiman Movie, Part II (AKA Bad Superman Ripoff I Couldn't Resist Posting... Part II) Player: Digiman [1-3-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Forest of Return (AKA Tree) DIGIMAN fell on SALESMAN! SALESMAN fainted! CROWD: YAY! Thank you, thank you. Now... DIGIMAN... uh... TURNED... LOOKED DOWN... no... Screw it. Just do your thing. Okay. I shall destroy you, evil ground! ... What? ...Nothing. GROUND wants to fight! Goodie! Go Piedmon! Go! PIEDMON! GROUND: MUHH-TROP-LUHS! ... ... Okay... GROUND used FISSURE! One-hit KO! PIEDMON fainted! Ah, you are a worthy opponent! GROUND: MUHH-TROP-LUHS! Stop that, youre freaking me out. Go me! The enemys a big chunk of pavement! Go, DIGIMAN! GROUND used EARTHQUAKE! It didnt affect DIGIMAN! Im floating, you moronic... CROWD fainted! Crud. GROUND: MUHH-TROP-LUHS! STOP SAYING THAT!! DIGIMAN used MEGA PUNCH! Its super effective! GROUND exploded into HUNDREDS upon HUNDREDS of tiny pieces! GROUND was renamed GRAVEL! EMERGENCY ROOM appeared! This is just getting weird... GRAVEL covered EMERGENCY ROOM! GRAVEL was renamed GRAVELER! ...Okay... GRAVELER: MUHH-TROP-LUHS! WILL YOU EVER STOP THAT?! NO! GRAVELER used RATHER POWERFUL PUNCH! Ha! You cannot defeat me that-- ooh... Pretty ground... Suddenly tired... Me got take nappy now. DIGIMAN fainted! GRAVELER won! GRAVELER: MUHH-TROP-LUHS! 8/2/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 75: Robosimmons Player: Stark Trent [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Graveler GRAVELER is on a RAMPAGE! Its not my fault! Its Digimans! Actually, its YOUR fault! YOU PUSHED ME OFF THE BUILDING AND MADE THE GROUND ANGRY! Why did you have your office on the roof of the building anyway? I liked the view. GRAVELER: MUHH-TROP-LUHS! GRAVELER appeared! Narrator is slow... NARRATOR 2 is... HEY! Heh heh heh... STARK TRENT fell off BUILDING! I wasnt on a building. THATS IT! NARRATOR 2 wants to fight! Okay, okay... NARRATOR 2 sent out TREE! I SAID ILL FALL OFF THE DAMN BUIL-- TREE used FALL! TREE fell on STARK TRENT! AA-- Huh? DIGIMAN used HOLD UP TREE! And I thought you were a loser... DIGIMAN glared at STARK TRENT! What? You lost matches everywhere, you only won because of a forfeit... DIGIMAN is ANGRY! DIGIMAN wants to fight! Fine, Loserman. DIGIMAN was renamed LOSERMAN! LOSERMAN is ANGRIER! Hee hee... This is fun... Narrator, rename him Dorkman. LOSERMAN was renamed DORKMAN! DORKMAN is ENRAGED! Oh, did I scare da wittle Dorkman? NO! DORKMAN is BLINDED WITH RAGE! ...So? Hes a freak. DORKMAN used DESTROY! STARK TRENT was UTTERLY OBLITERATED! AAAAAAAAHHH... Uh... Why am I still here? DORKMAN wanted to TORTURE you! Hes... AAH! NO! NOT THE ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS! NOO! DOR, er, DIGIMAN used ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS! Its super effective! GET IT AWAY! RRS: Okay people! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Its super effective! Uh, Narrator, why arent you affected? Because... NARRATOR 2 is actually RICHARD SIMMONS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! STARK TRENT fainted! RRS: Lets get those bodies into shape! DIGIMAN won! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 76 -- BATTLE 77 -- BATTLE 78 -- BATTLE 79 -- BATTLE 80 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 8/3/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 76: The Death of Richard Simmons... The Robot Player: Digiman [2-4-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Stark Trent Now lets see if I can turn this off? DIGIMAN used TURN! DIGIMAN TURNed around! That joke is old... So? Its still funny. Ugh... Just turn the damn robot off. Okay, fine... Hey, theres no OFF switch here. What? Let me see... AAH! THERE IS NO OFF SWITCH! WERE DOOMED! WE are DOOMED! ... What, it furthers the story. Okay... RRS: Come on people, lets see some calories burn! AAAAH! GET AWAY FROM ME! GET AWAY FROM ME TOO! I thought you WERE Richard Simmons? I'm Narrator 4. Nice to meetcha. Oh. RRS: Up and down, and up and down... Argh... Lousy Salesman... Need to not be so weak to low low prices of a million Yen... DIGIMAN wants to fight... SALESMAN! SALESMAN appeared! Well, speak of the devil. Literally. SALESMAN sees DIGIMAN! HEY! IM THE ONLY MAN AROUND HERE! Da Evolution Man! One of the many characters at pokebattles.com! ...HEY! IM THE ONLY MAN AROUND HERE! SALESMAN ran away! Good. Now I really AM the only man around here. ... RRS: I said WORK, people! Oh yeah, him... Narrator, cant you just push this thing off a building or something? ... Narrator? HELLO. This is NARRATOR 4s ANSWERING MACHINE. If you WAIT for the BEEP, your message will be super effective! If not, the attack will fail. *BEEP* ...Frightening. RRS: Come on! Thats it... Im killing this thing now. DIGIMAN used KILL! DIGIMAN KILLed ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS! ROBOTIC RICHARD SIMMONS was destroyed, never to return to this ethereal plane! Im back, you want some coff... HEY! What? YOU DIDNT LEAVE A MESSAGE! So? NARRATOR 4 wants to fight! Crap. 8/4/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 77: Warcraft Gold and Silver* *If you have Warcraft II and do not want to know a bunch of cheat codes, or you just don't want to know a bunch of Warcraft II cheat codes, don't read this Battle. Player: Cid [15-7-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Misdreavus CID is on ULTIMUS ISLE! Ultimus Isle? New area? YES! That would explain all the black... Lousy Warcraft. WARCRAFT III! Coming soon! Wait... If this black was inspired by Warcraft... ON SCREEN. BLACK disappeared! Never underestimate the power of cheat codes. IT IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE. CID is now INVINCIBLE! MAKE IT SO. CIDs SPEED greatly rose! HATCHET. CIDs STRENGTH greatly rose! GLITTERING PRIZES. CID now has INFINITE ITEMS! I love this place! MEGANIUM appeared! TYPHLOSION appeared! FERALIGATR appeared! Cool. Buffed-up G/S starters! MASTERBALLS, GO! CID used MASTERBALL! MEGANIUM was caught! TYPHLOSION was caught! FERALIGATR was caught! HAH! POKéMON broke out of MASTERBALLS! Huh? What the--!? CID checked MASTERBALL! Made in USA. Go figure... JAPANESE MasterBalls, GO! CID has no JAPANESE MASTERBALLS! Crud... G/S STARTERS want to fight! HA! You underestimate cheat codes! GO MISDREAVUS! Go! MISDREAVUS! TYPHOLSION used FIRE BLAST! MISDREAVUS fainted! Huh? The cheat codes...? YOU are invincible, not your Pokémon! Crap. GO ME! The enemy outnumbers you! Go, CID! Tackle them all! CID used TACKLE! CIDs attack missed! CID fell in BOAT! Boat? There was no boat a minute ago... BOAT left ULTIMUS ISLE! AAH! NOO! MY POKéMON... BATTLE was DRAW! Ill come back... AND CAPTURE YOU ALL! I SWEAR IT! YOU WILL ALL BE MINE SOMEDAY! CID used IDLE THREAT! Grrr... 8/5/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 78: Da Evolution Mysterious Figure? Player: Mysterious Figure B [0-0-1] Last Battle: Draw vs. Salesman General MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B is PLOTTING again! Not the Narrator... Its hot enough, but now this voice... SALESMAN GENERAL appeared! What is it? SALESMAN GENERAL died from heat! That was simple. But now I need another General... And he evolved, didnt he? NARRATOR 4 doesnt know! 4!? Weve gone through 4 Narrators!? Hey, at least it isnt Night Version. They went to 4 by Battle 11. Point taken. But we still need a new General. SALESMAN! SALESMAN appeared! EVOLVE, YOU! What? SALESMAN is evolving! SALESMAN evolved into INFOMERCIALMAN! AAH! NO! TOO SCARY! EVOLVE AGAIN! What? INFOMERCIALMAN is evolving! INFOMERCIALMAN evolved into SALESMAN ARMY! Oooh! Salesman ARMY! How many? THREE! ... What? Three is NOT an army! It is for Ethiopia! THIS IS NOT EEFIOPEYA! ... WHATEVER! One of you, EVOLVE! What? SALESMAN ARMY is evolving! Not the whole... SALESMAN ARMY evolved into GIGANTIC ROBO-SALESMAN! Cool. GIGANTIC ROBO-SALESMAN was renamed GRS! GRS wants to fight! ...I dont have anything... Go! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B! Uh... GRS: Hello sir! AAAAH! NOT ONLY IS THAT THING LOUD AND ANNOYING, THAT WAS JUST DISTURBING! Its super effective! Tor--no! Fire Blast! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B used FIRE BLAST! Its super effective! GRS is MELTING! ...Uh-oh. GRS melted! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B won! Shut up... No. Please? Ill stop with the invasion. YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE GOING TO INVADE THE WORLD!? Uh... No! Okay. 8/6/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 79: Theories Player: Digiman [3-4-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Robotic Richard Simmons NARRATOR 4 wants to fight! Finally! NARRATOR 4 sent out ALBERT EINSTEIN! Go, SaberLeomon! Go! SABERLEOMON! ALBERT EINSTEIN used THEORY OF RELATIVITY! SABERLEOMON doesnt understand! SABERLEOMON fainted! Go, MetalSeadramon! The enemys smarter than your trainer! Go, METALSEADRAMON! HEY! ALBERT EINSTEIN used E=MC^2! METALSEADRAMON doesnt understand! METALSEADRAMON fainted! I understand. Energy equals Mass and Light squared! ALBERT EINSTEIN thinks DIGIMAN is SMART! Good for him. But, ALBERT EINSTEIN is SMARTER! What is the theory of Narf? ALBERT EINSTEIN says the THEORY OF NARF is the same as the THEORY OF TROZ and ZORT! DAMMIT! You ARE smarter than I am... WAIT! What about the Theory of Poit? ALBERT EINSTEIN has not HEARD of the THEORY OF POIT! Ah, tis simple. It is the same as the Theory of Fiord and Nyohoyvn. ALBERT EINSTEIN doesnt understand! ALBERT EINSTEIN fainted! Hah. I AM SMARTER THAN ALBERT EINSTEIN HIMSELF! No youre not! Yes I am! I still have more Pokémon! Fine! Bring it, shouty! NARRATOR 4 sent out CHARLES DARWIN! The evolution guy, eh? I have something thatll tickle him pink. Go, Apocalymon! Go! APOCALYMON! CHARLES DARWIN used THEORY OF EVOLUTION! CHARLES DARWIN is DRONING ON about NATURAL SELECTION, ETC. ETC.! Ugh... Must... Stay... Awake... Death Claw attack... APACALYMON is fast asleep! Good for it... DIGIMAN fell asleep! NARRATOR 4 kicked DIGIMAN and APOCALYMON into DITCH! NARRATOR 4 *YAWN* won! 8/7/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 80: Salesmacaroni (Ruby Version Crossover) Player: Salesman [no record.] SALESMAN is taking a WALK! Hello sir! ... Would you like to-- SHUT UP OR DIE, SHOP BOY. Okay sir! ... MACARONI appeared! Huh? Macaroni? MACARONI looks EVIL! ...Hello sir! NARRATOR 4 facefaults! Would you like to buy some-- MACARONI wants to fight! Okay... MACARONI sent out MACARONI! Hello sir! MACARONI used HEEEEEY, MACARONI! MACARONI started to DANCE the MACARENA! What in the--?! Dancing macaroni... Now Ive seen everything. No you havent! Oh well... Hello sir! SALESMAN used HELLO SIR! MUSIC is TOO LOUD for MACARONI to HEAR! MACARONI used DANCE! MACARONI is DANCING! I just came up with a new item! MACARONI is DANCING! SALESMAN sees CITIZEN! HELLO SIR! CITIZEN SCREAMS in TERROR and FLEES! Nobody likes me... MACARONI is DANCING! This is getting creepy... Can I just smash this thing with my briefcase? SALESMAN used BRIEFCASE FWAP! Answers that. MACARONI stopped DANCING! Good. That was scary. MACARONI used FROWN! ...Can you start dancing again? That wasnt as scary as this. MACARONI is FROWNING ANGRILY! Stop it... Please? SALESMAN is SCARED! Well, duh... FROWNEYFACE appeared! ... FROWNEYFACE used FROWN! STOP WITH THE FROWNING!! MACARONI and FROWNEYFACE are FROWNING ANGRILY! WAAAAAAAHHHH! STOPITSTOPITSTOOOOOOOP!! SALESMAN fainted! MACARONI won! MACARONI began DANCING again! FROWNEYFACE wandered into MINEFIELD and EXPLODED! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 81 -- BATTLE 82 -- BATTLE 83 -- BATTLE 84 -- BATTLE 85 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 8/8/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 81: Dart Board Decisions Player: Mysterious Figure B [1-0-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Gigantic Robo-Salesman Argh... This is getting boring, waiting around for Darkpuff to die so we can take over... At least I have a new army of Salesmen... SALESMAN suggests taking over OTHER VERSIONS! Hey, good idea. SET UP DA DART BOARD! DA DART BOARD appeared! Okay... How many Salesmen we got now? 6000! Okay... Three darts, 2000 go in each Version. Got it. Dart one, GO! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B used THROW! Its super effective! DA DART BOARD is slightly wounded! ...Ruby Version, eh? SEND A SCOUT... TOMORROW! PORTAL to RUBY VERSION appeared! SCOUT waited next to PORTAL! Dart two, GO! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B used THROW! Its super effective! DA DART BOARD needs food! Quiet, Dart Board. What do we have now... Black Version. SEND A SCOUT TOMORROW! PORTAL to BLACK VERSION appeared! SCOUT waited next to PORTAL! Dart three, GO! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B used THROW! Its super effective! DA DART BOARD is in critical condition! Red Version? Hm... I feel weird about this... DA DART BOARD is ANGRY! Huh? Whoah... DA DART BOARD wants to fight! Fine. Go, Giant Robotic Salesman! Go! HALF-MELTED GRS! Oh yeah... I forgot about that... H-M GRS fully melted! Argh... Go, Salesman! Go! SALESMAN! DA DART BOARD used DART! SALESMAN was hit with MANY DARTS! SALESMAN fainted! Doh... Go, Salesman! Theres no will to fight! I meant another one. So did I. Damn you. Go me. I choose you, MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B! DA DART BOARD used DART! DA DART BOARDs attack missed! Hah! Ill just throw more darts at it! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B used THROW! Its super effective! DA DART BOARD fainted! PORTAL to RED VERSION appeared! Send a scout tomorrow. PORTAL to RED VERSION closed! Huh? Why? Because JASONROSS doesn't want to do CROSSOVER! ... Hey, it's not my fault. Okay... We'll start again tomorrow. NOW we can take over... SOME worlds! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! NARRATOR 4 thinks something BAD will HAPPEN... 8/9/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 82: The Takeover? Player: Mysterious Figure B [2-0-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Da Dart Board Okay, bring in our new Dart Board. DORT BORED appeared! ...Youve gotta be kidding me. DORT BORED? Nope. Take it or leave it. Fine... Dart one, GO! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B used THROW! Its super effective! DORT BORED is wounded! Not this again. But what do we have? I dont know. Huh? What the--? Oh GREAT... This board doesnt have the Versions on them. GET ONE THAT DOES! DORT BORED is ANGRY! Quiet you! DORT BORED wants to fight! Fine, you evil compilation of wood, velvet, and other dart-boardy things! Go, Salesman! Go! SALESMAN! DORT BORED used BORE! SALESMAN is BORED! SALESMAN began to play MEGA MAN 8! Lousy Salesmen... Go, other Salesman! Go! SALESMAN! Whack him with your briefcase! SALESMAN used BRIEFCASE FWAP! Critical hit! DORT BORED used DORT! SALESMAN doesnt know what DORT is! SALESMAN is confused! ...This is getting old fast. It hurt itself in its confusion! Argh... I dont care about it now. Go me. The enemys a dort bored! Go, MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B! Hyper Beam. MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B used HYPER BEAM! Critical hit! DORT BORED fainted! I hate this... Im just gonna randomly pick stuff from this big sheet of paper. SHEET O' PAYPA appeared! THIS THING WILL NOT FIGHT ME, GOT IT? ... Good. Lessee now... LAVENDER RUBY WHITE! THERE! Now, OPEN THEMS PORTALS! No! Why? PERMISSION is needed! ... What? Since when did you need permission to INVADE STUFF?! I dont know. They just wont open. Thats the best excuse I can think up right now. I hate you, Narrator. MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B won! ... 8/10/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 83: Friendly Rivals (Is That Even Possible?) Player: Mysterious Figure B [3-0-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Dort Bored MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B appeared! Do you have permission for me to invade now? YES! Good. PORTALS to TURQUOISE, RUBY, and LAVENDER VERSIONS appeared! Turquoise? I said WHITE! WEBMASTER never ASKED DACTA! ...Whatever. CHARGE! SALESMAN ARMYs PRICES greatly rose! ... SALESMAN ARMY disappeared into PORTALS! Good. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! HAHAHA! SHUT UP! Fine. GOOD FRIEND appeared! Who are you? GOOD FRIEND: Hiya Erik! SHHH! GOOD FRIEND: What, Erik? SHUT UP! MYSTERIOUS FIGURE B was renamed ERIK! I hate you Narrator. GOOD FRIEND: So have ya invaded the world? GO AWAY! GOOD FRIEND: Well? You told me everything... Getting the Salesman Army, sending scouts everywhere... Thats it. DIE! ERIK used ROCK SLIDE! GOOD FRIEND was buried under a PILE OF ROCKS! Hah. GOOD FRIEND was renamed ARCHRIVAL! Even better. ARCHRIVAL climbed out from under ROCKS! ARCHRIVAL wants to fight! Fire Blast! ERIK used FIRE BLAST! ARCHRIVAL melted! Good! Stay that way or Ill have to REALLY hurt you! ARCHRIVAL used SLIP! ERIK slipped on ARCHRIVAL and fell off RANDOMLY-APPEARING CLIFF! That would figure. ERIK hit GROUND! ERIK fainted from impact! Demonic Narrator... Yep! ARCHRIVAL won! 8/11/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 84: Sluggy Freelance: The PokéBattle Sluggy Freelance and all its characters © 1997-2000 Pete Abrams. All rights reserved. Player: Torg [no record.] TORG appeared! Huh? What the--?! Where am I? Where are those kittens? WHERES BERT!? TORG is in SHADOW G/S! ...Did Riff get me with the flux agitator again and I didnt know it? NO! WEBMASTER thought it would be funny to parody SLUGGY FREELANCE and plunked you into a POKéBATTLE! A what? ... What? Tell me. REAKK appeared! SQUEEKYBOBO BALL appeared! Uh... Why are you here? REAKK: Its TORG! SQUEEKYBOBO BALL: LEMME OUTTA HERE! NOW! @&#$! REAKK: GET HIM! REAKK wants to fight! Can someone tell me whats going on? NO! REAKK sent out SQUEEKYBOBO BALL! Help me here. WHAT DO I DO?! NARRATOR 4 wont tell! REAKK used KICK! SQUEEKYBOBO BALL was KICKed into TORGs HEAD! SQUEEKYBOBO BALL: YOU IDIOT! OWW! Lousy demon! I guess Ill send out Riff? Go! RIFF! Hey, cool. Maybe I should do this a bit more. GO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN! Nothing happened! Damn. REAKK used KICK! SQUEEKYBOBO BALL was KICKed into RIFF! SQUEEKYBOBO BALL: STOP KICKING ME! @^#$!! RIFF got really pissed and blew SQUEEKYBOBO BALL away with his LASERCANNON! YEAH! Go Riff! REAKK used KICK! REAKK KICKed RIFF! RIFF fainted! ...Uh... Go... Bun-Bun? BUN-BUN: Leave me alone, Nerd-boy. ... REAKK used KICK! REAKK KICKed TORG really hard! OUCH! You stupid demon! Take THAT! TORG used BOARD SLAM! TORG got a TWO-BY-FOUR out of NOWHERE and proceeded to beat REAKK senseless with it! Hows THIS for a dimension of pain!? HUH!? STOP KICKING ME!! KITTEN appeared! AAAAAAAAHHH! KITTEN: Mew. KITTEN sliced REAKK into TINY SHREDS! REAKK died a horrible death! TORG won! Eh heh... eh heh heh heh... GET THAT KITTEN AWAY FROM ME!! KITTEN: Mew. 8/12/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 85: Army Collision (AKA The Caps Lock Battle) (Ruby Version Crossover) Player: Salesman Army [no record.] SALESMAN ARMY appeared in RUBY VERSION! HUT-HUT-HUT, HUTTELY-DUT-HUT-HUT... Eh... HELLO SIR! AAAAHH!! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THIS-- GIANT HEAVY OBJECT dropped on SALESMAN ARMY! OUCH. MACARONI ARMY appeared! HELLO SIR! MACARONI looks EVIL! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THIS REVOLUTIONARY NEW ITEM? MACARONI ARMY wants to fight! OK. ATTACK! SALESMAN ARMY used MULTIPLE BRIEFCASE FWAP! Its rather effective! MACARONI ARMY used DANCE! MACARONI ARMY started to DANCE the MACARENA! AAAAAHH! KILLKILLKILLKILLKILL! SALESMAN ARMY used KILLKILLKILLKILLKILL! MACARONI ARMY was KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLed! THAT WAS SIMPLE. However, MACARONI ARMY still stands... the hell?! HUH? MACARONI ARMY used FROWN! MACARONI ARMY is FROWNING ANGRILY! ATTACK! SALESMAN ARMY used MULTIPLE BRIEFCASE FWAP! MACARONI ARMY is FROWNING ANGRILY! THEN WE SHALL FROWN AS WELL! SALESMAN ARMY used FROWN! SALESMAN ARMY is FROWNING ANGRILY! FROWNS collided somehow! ... GIGANTICAL EXPLOSION occurred! GIGANTICAL? GIGANTICAL! ... SALESMAN ARMY fainted! MACARONI ARMY fainted! BATTLE was DRAW! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 86 -- BATTLE 87 -- BATTLE 88 -- BATTLE 89 -- BATTLE 90 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 8/13/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 86: Yet Another Version Warp (Turquoise Version Crossover) Player: Cid [15-7-2] Last Battle: Draw vs. G/S Starters CID appeared! A Narrator again... Finally. CID fell through TURQUIOSE-COLORED TEMPORAL GATEWAY! Oh, great. Another Version warp accident... YEP! I hate you. BLACK HORDES appeared! ...Hi. BLACK HORDES charge at the FRESH MEAT! Uh... BLACK HORDES crowd around BUTCHER SHOP and stare at all the FRESH MEAT! Well, isnt that creepy. All those zombies and stuff crowding around a big rack of meat... PPB appeared! ...Live long, and prosper, funky robot-dude. PPB wants to fight! Okay then. PPB used BAD ENGLISH ACCENT! Its not very effective... ... PPB used PERFECTLY ARTICULATED ENGLISH ACCENT! Its super effective! No its not. Im standing it. Uh... Erm... Its not very effective... Better. PPB used REALLY STRONG PUNCH! Okay, THAT was quite the contrary. Its super effective! Critical hit! Go, Hitmonlee! Go! HITMONLEE! Rolling Kick attack! HITMONLEE used ROLLING KICK! HITMONLEE kicked PPB really hard and sent it ROLLING down a RANDOMLY-APPEARING CLIFF! Its super effective! PEASANTS: Yay. Whered those Peasants come from? PPB hit GROUND! PPB isnt moving! Good. PPB isnt breathing! Better. PPB appears to be dead! So what? PEASANTS: Yay. BLACK HORDES appeared! Hi. More meat down the mountain. BLACK HORDES charge down CLIFF in search of FRESH MEAT! That was surprisingly simple. ZOMBIE is still staring into BUTCHER SHOP! Heh. HyperBall, GO! CID used HYPERBALL! ZOMBIE was caught! Give new nickname to ZOMBIE? BILL GATES. ZOMBIE was renamed BILL GATES! CID won! PEASANTS: Yay. 8/14/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 87: Hello Lavender Version! (AKA The Caps Lock Battle 2) (Lavender Version Crossover) Player: Salesman Army [1-1-2] Last Battle: Win vs. Macaroni Army SALESMAN ARMY appeared in LAVENDER VERSION! SALESMAN ARMY is in the middle of REALLY BIG CROWD! HELLO SIR! REALLY BIG CROWD ran away! ... SIGN appeared! SIGN says to get on S.S. DITTO and go to EEVEE ISLAND! OKAY. SALESMAN ARMY got on S.S. DITTO! S.S. DITTO appeared on EEVEE ISLAND! SALESMAN ARMY appeared on EEVEE ISLAND! S.S. DITTO disappeared! GREAT. NOW WERE STUCK. YEP! KOFFING appeared! WEEZING appeared! KIT appeared! CUTEPUFF appeared! HELLO SIR! ALL THREE LAVENDER VERSION CHARACTERS scream in ABSOLUTE TERROR and FLEE! THAT WAS SIMPLE... THREE? CUTEPUFF used CUTENESS! AAAAAAHHHH! SALESMAN ARMY screams in ABSOLUTE TERROR and FLEES! CUTEPUFF cutely follows! GET IT AWAY!! NARRATOR 4 used AWAY! CUTEPUFF was blown away to SOMEWHERE ELSE! NARRATOR 4 sighs in RELIEF! *SIGH* SALESMAN ARMY sighs in RELIEF! GIANT PURPLE FLAREON named FUZZY appeared in GIANT HAMSTER BALL! ... FUZZY used PLAY! FUZZY is PLAYing in GIANT HAMSTER BALL! THIS VERSION IS WEIRD... BUT WE HAVE A JOB TO DO. HELLO SIR! FUZZY is PLAYING! ...HELLO SIR! FUZZY cant hear SALESMAN ARMY! HELLO SIR!! FUZZY cant hear SALESMAN ARMY! Ugh... LETS JUST GO FIND THOSE THREE THAT WERE HERE A LITTLE BIT AGO... SALESMAN ARMY ran away! ... FUZZY won! ... LAVENDER NARRATOR took over! ... 8/15/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 88: Monotony in Ruby (Ruby Version Crossover) Player: Salesman Army [1-2-2] Last Battle: Loss vs. Fuzzy SALESMAN ARMY is CELEBRATING over VICTORY with INFERNO! HELLO SIR! HELLO SIR! Is that all you can say? HELLO SIR! ...Never mind. WERE DONE. Good. BOBA FETT appeared! HELLO SIR! BOBA FETT used BLASTER! A couple of SALESMEN were VAPORIZED! ...WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THIS SHORT-FUSED BOMB? BOBA FETT used BUY! BOBA FETT bought BOMB and lighted it! BOMB blew up in BOBA FETTs FACE! BOBA FETT is ANGRY! HAHAHAHAHA! SALESMAN ARMY used DELAYED LAUGHTER! BOBA FETT wants to fight! BOBA FETT sent out BOBA FETT! ATTACK! SALESMAN ARMY used MULTIPLE BRIEFCASE FWAP! Its not very effective... Critical hit! BOBA FETT used BLASTER! A few more SALESMEN were VAPORIZED! HELLO SIR! Its super effective! BOBA FETT used FLAMETHROWER! A few more SALESMEN spontaneously COMBUSTED! HELLO SIR! Its super effective! The crowds attention span is quickly dropping because of this battle! LETS JUST FINISH THIS GUY OFF THEN... SALESMAN ARMY used MULTIPLE BRIEFCASE FWAP! BOBA FETT was FWAPPED off RANDOMLY-APPEARING CLIFF! BOBA FETTs JETPACK ran out of fuel! BOBA FETT fainted! SALESMAN ARMY won! 8/16/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 89: Darkpuff Muyo! (Now You Know I'm Running Out of Battle Titles) Player: Grandpa [5-7-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Local Angry Mob Its quiet here... GRANDPA is CORRECT! How come? SALESMAN ARMY is invading OTHER VERSIONS! Okay... CID accidentally went to TURQUOISE VERSION! Uh huh... WEBMASTER is busy KEEPING UP with THREE CROSSOVERS at ONCE! Ah. DARKPUFF appeared! Hello. Havent seen you in a while. DARKPUFF: DOOM... DOOM PUFF PUFF DOOMPUFF DOOM DOOM. Huh? GRANDPA is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Ow! Dag-nabbit! DARKPUFF said that WEBMASTER is too BUSY to use DARKPUFF in any relevant BATTLES anymore! ...Oh. So that means Darkpuff would be angry? DARKPUFF is ANGRY! Guess so. DARKPUFF wants to KILL! MAIM! DESTROY! SMASH! INJURE! BREAK! SMUSH! Smush? HURT! STAB! SLICE! GUT! SLAM! SLASH! FWAP! ATTACK IN A VIOLENT MANNER! Youre running out of ideas, arent you. Yeah. DARKPUFF wants to fight, as well! Okay now... Go Dukes! Go! DUKES! DARKPUFF sent out DARKPUFF! General Lee attack! DUKES used GENERAL LEE! The GENERAL LEE attempted to run over DARKPUFF, but was smashed to bits! Dang! Angry Mob! DARKPUFF used EAT! ANGRY MOB was eaten! Ive forgotten how powerful this guy is... DARKPUFF is ENRAGED! ...Oops. DARKPUFF used DARK BREATH! EVERYTHING within a 50-FOOT RADIUS of DARKPUFF fainted, including GRANDPA! DARKPUFF won! Well, at least Darkpuff got featured in a battle. GRANDPA is CORRECT! DARKPUFF is HAPPY! 8/17/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 90: Darkpuff's Infomercial Inspired by Hexxjo/Seryph, Webmaster of Turquoise Version. Player: Darkpuff [8-4-1] Last Battle: Win vs. Grandpa DARKPUFF appeared on INFOMERCIAL SET! DARKPUFF has been given the ability to TALK for the next TWO HOURS! Actually, its just a bunch of badly translated voiceovers. NARRATOR QUIET! ...You really DO talk?! LET ME DO JOB. SELL GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL. DARKPUFF used EAT! DARKPUFF ate VOICEOVER GUYS! Its... super effective, judging from the agonized screams coming from Darkpuffs stomach... DOOM! DARKPUFF appeared in front of BAD ISLAND BACKDROP SCENERY! SALLY STRUTHERS appeared! GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL appeared! INFOMERCIAL started! DOOM. SS: Hello! ME GET TO POINT. ME HAVE GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL. GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL GOOD. SS: Thats not how you do this, Darkpuff... FUNKY LADY QUIET! SALLY STRUTHERS doesnt object! GOOD. DARKPUFF LIKE GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL. MAKE MEAT GOOD! NO UNWANTED FAT. MAKE GOOD GRILLED CHARMANDER. WHAT FUNKY LADY THINK? SS: I find the concept of eating other Pokémon utterly disgusting. AND IM NOT FUNKY LA--AAH! DARKPUFF used EAT! DARKPUFF ate SALLY STRUTHERS! DARKPUFF LIKE MEAT RAW, BUT GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL MAKE MEAT BETTER. OBSERVE. DARKPUFF pulled out HALF-DIGESTED VOICEOVER GUY from his STOMACH and proceeded to... eew... SEE? WHAT ONCE JUST LARGE MASS OF FLESH AND BLOOD AND BONE NOW DELECTABLE MEAT... EVERYONE on INFOMERCIAL SET threw up! LIGHTWEIGHTS. DARKPUFF proceeded to grill SALLY STRUTHERS and OTHER VOICEOVER GUYS! NARRATOR 4 isnt feeling so hot... BUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL OR DARKPUFF EAT YOU. DARKPUFF amassed SEVERAL HUNDRED MILLION YEN in mere SECONDS! DOOM. For the sake of having a somewhat complete battle... DARKPUFF won! Now excuse me... *gack* [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES - - 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 91 -- BATTLE 92 -- BATTLE 93 -- BATTLE 94 -- BATTLE 95 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] WARRIOR BATTLE 91: Not an Anime Boy, but Still Luckless (Turquoise Version Crossover) Player: Cid [16-7-2] Last Battle: Win vs. PPB CID is in TURQUOISE VERSION! Yes, Narrator, I know. CID knows hes in TURQUOISE VERSION! This battle seems redundant from the start... Thats because WEBMASTER just came back from WEDDING REHEARSAL and is in a RUSH to UPDATE! Oooohh... Does that have ANY relevance to the current situation? No. Didnt think so. LANDON doesnt think so either! TENCHI doesnt think so either! Youre still here? LANDON and TENCHI apparently didnt have anything BETTER to do than follow CID! Oh. BLACK HORDES appeared! BLACK HORDES are ANGRY! Why? There was no FRESH MEAT at the BASE of CLIFF, only PPB! Oh, OK. Theres fresh meat over there. BLACK HORDES arent going to fall for THAT again! No, really, theres some over there. CID pointed to FRESH MEAT! BLACK HORDES want to fight! Damn you. Go, MagnaAngemon! The enemys a big group of dead people! Go, MAGNAANGEMON! BLACK HORDES gasp in FEAR! Heh... Gate of Destiny, Magna. MAGNAANGEMON used GATE OF DESTINY! SEVERAL THOUSAND GATES fell on BLACK HORDES! That puns been used before... Yeah, like 50-60 Battles ago. True. Its super effective! BLACK HORDES used CHARGE! BLACK HORDES charge at the FRESH MEAT! What idiots. FRESH MEAT is CID and CO.! Oh. Well the proper reaction would be Dammit, wouldnt it? YES! OK then. DAMMIT! CID ran away! LANDON ran away! TENCHI stood there and watched BLACK HORDES go after CID and LANDON! Since nobodys left... TENCHI won! 8/19/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 92: Meeting... I Think... Player: Kageru [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Tree SHADOW ELITE are having MEETING! Yeah, so? So... SHADOW ELITE are discussing SOMETHING! All in favor of hating the Narrator? ALL: Aye. Opposed? NOBODY responds... HEY! Good. Onto official business: The Darkpuff threat-- KOJIRO: Excuse me, but I think the Darkpuff threat has been neutralized. All it seems to be doing is advertising a George Foreman grill nowadays. Must be because Doompuff disappeared. That was what I meant. Darkpuffs way of selling things will attract the attention of our new enemy, the Helloing Sirs -- also known as the Salesman Army. VINCENT: Helloing Sirs? RAY: What the hell, Kageru? Did YOU name them that? EVERYONE gave KAGERU a REALLY STRANGE LOOK! Uh... Eh... Heh heh... Its super effective! Shut up, Narrator. TIRA: Can we get on with this? Yes... As I said before, Darkpuff will undoubtedly be invited to the Helloing Sirs -- LANCE: Can you just call it the Salesman Army? Helloing Sirs just sounds too freaky. EVERYONE agrees! No. KAGERU doesnt agree! Anyway. Darkpuff might join, or might just cook them on that grill of his, in the eye of the public. Either way, we cant take that risk. We MUST stop the He-- ALL: SALESMAN ARMY! SALESMAN ARMY... Before they get to Darkpuff. KYLE: This makes no sense. BLADE: I know... JADE: Really. EVERYONE agrees, even NARRATOR 4! SHUT UP! EVERYONE complies and does as told, except NARRATOR 4! Now, well split up into three groups: PokéBall and SuperBall Gym Leaders take one group, HyperBall and MasterBall Gym Leaders take another, and us four MasterBall elite will take the third group. RED: Now THAT made no sense. Why didnt you just call us by names? Its simpler. EVERYONE agrees! This is a lost cause... At least I didnt faint or lose or anything. WRONG, League boy! KAGERU fainted! Uh... Erm... Hm... Lessee here... Who... Who... AHA! LOAFY won! 8/20/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 93: Lyfe Cereal Player: Lyfe [no record.] LYFE appeared! Go away. LYFE lively said GO AWAY! Dont make me a Cutepuff spinoff. LYFE-- Dont even. LYFE didnt let NARRATOR 4 finish! So what? NARRATOR 4 is QUITE ANNOYED! So? And why do you alternate between first and third person all the time? NARRATOR 4 is perfectly fine, so leave me alone! Okay now... Using both perspectives in the same sentence... NARRATOR 4 sent out LOAFY! LOAFY sent out MEATLOAF! MEATLOAF used MEATLOAF BLASTER! LET ME TAKE A TURN!! NO! LYFE was BLASTed into NON-EXISTANCE... Nah. Too old. LYFE was BLASTed into CEREAL! ... KIDS appeared! AAH! KID 1: Whats this stuff? KID 2: Some cereal. KID 1: Joo try it? Joo? KID 2: Im not gonna try it, JOO try it! Dont try it, kid. Im... uh... POISON! Yeah. Thats it. Poison. KID 1: Im not gonna try it! Smart kid. KID 2: I know! Lets get Mikey to eat it! KID 1: Yeah! Mikey wont eat it. He hates everything! Something seems deftly wrong in that exchange of dialogue. LYFE was passed to MIKEY! Dude, you need Oxy pads. MIKEY looks HUNGRY! AAAAHH! MIKEY started EATING LYFE like NOBODYS BUSINESS! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! KID 2: He likes it! Hey Mikey! LYFE. It was something, but I made it cereal. Pretty damn good too. LYFE fainted! MIKEY won! I hate you. KID 1: It IS good. Hey, is that my foot? 8/21/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 94: Battle at Sea Player: Capp'n Joe [1-1-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Captain Mel CAPPN PETE appeared! Yarr, it be the Narrator! CREW: HUZZAH! ...Arr. CAPTAIN MELs SHIP appeared! Arr, it be that wretched Captain Mel! MEL: Pete, ye scurvy dog, gimme back me treasure! No. It be my treasure no, so nyah. NARRATOR 4 thinks its rather STRANGE to see a PIRATE saying NYAH... Yarr, ye dont have control over me. True. CAPTAIN MEL wants to fight! Arr, ye scalawag! Prepare to be boarded! CREW: HUZZAH! CREW threw GIANT BOARD at CAPTAIN MEL! Puns be not funny. But this one works just fine. CAPTAIN MEL was HIT with BOARD! CAPTAIN MEL got BOARDED! Arr. CAPTAIN MEL is ANGRY! CAPTAIN MEL sent out ZOMBIE SHIPS! Yarr? Well, send out the Priest Ships. CREW: HUZZAH! CAPPN JOE sent out PRIEST SHIPS! PRIESTS used HOLINESS! ZOMBIES melted into a pile of GREENISH GOOP! That works. CAPTAIN MEL sent out ENRAGED ATHEIST SHIPS! PRIESTS try to CONVERT the ATHEISTS! ... ATHEISTS beat up PRIESTS! PRIEST SHIPS fainted! Arr. Send out the Berserk Viking Ships! CREW: HUZZAH! CAPPN JOE sent out BERSERK VIKING SHIPS! VIKINGS: GRAAAAAAHH! VIKINGS used TRAMPLE! Harr harr! VIKINGS ran into WATER and DROWNED! ...Yarr... CAPTAIN MEL sent out CAPTAIN MEL! CAPPN JOE sent out CAPPN JOE! Walk the plank, ye! CAPPN JOE used WALK! CAPPN JOE walked off PLANK and into WATER! ...I hate ye, Narrator. CAPPN JOE drowned! CAPPN JOE fainted! ... CAPTAIN MEL won! 8/22/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 95: Braaaaaiiiins... Player: Cid [16-8-1] Last Battle: Loss vs. Black Hordes CID is being CHASED by BLACK HORDES! NO FRIGGIN DUH! FOR BEING DEAD, THESE GUYS ARE FAST! NARRATOR 4 is actually quite AMUSED at the PROSPECT of CID being CHASED by something he just CAUGHT not more than HALF AN HOUR ago! For one, its been like 5 days, and for two, how is it you and some other Narrator keep switching? Crossover. Ah. BLACK HORDES appeared! ...Howd they get in front of us? BLACK HORDES that have been chasing CID, LANDON, and TENCHI appeared from BEHIND! Oh. DENTED PPB appeared! Well now... BLACK HORDES want to fight! And PPB? Hes still a bit SCARED of FALLING off CLIFF! Oh... Kay... BLACK HORDES sent out BLACK HORDES! Allrighty then, GO BILL GATES! Go! BILL GATES! LANDON sent out PSYDUCK! TENCHI just watches on! Is that all you can do? TENCHI doesnt have SWORD with him! CANT YOU CREATE ONE OUTTA THAT BRIGHTGAWK THING!? TENCHI kicked the CRAP outta CID! OW. TENCHI says its LIGHTHAWK WING, and NO! Okay... BLACK HORDES used SMELL! BLACK HORDES emit a HORRIBLE STENCH! ...The hell? PSYDUCK gave BLACK HORDES a VACANT LOOK! Figures. Bill Gates, uh... Eat their brains? BILL GATES used CHOMP! BILL GATES ate PPBs BRAIN! Okay, that works... PPB was renamed VEGETABLE! VEGETABLE fainted! BILL GATESs attack continues! Hes already got no brain... BILL GATES ate PSYDUCKs BRAIN! Oh... Psyduck has a brain? PSYDUCK fainted! This doesnt look good. BILL GATESs attack continues! AAAAHH! RUN FOR IT!! CID ran away! LANDON ran away! BILL GATES and BLACK HORDES followed in PURSUIT! TENCHI just stood there YET AGAIN, so... TENCH won! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version The Home of Cid and the Badguys Resort and Diner Temporary Residence of Sir_Chargon [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] Welcome to the Shadow Version Warrior Battles Archives! When a Warrior Battle is posted on the main Shadow Version page, it goes here the day after. - BATTLES 1-5 -- BATTLES 6-10 -- BATTLES 11-15 -- BATTLES 16-20 -- BATTLES 21-25 - - BATTLES 26-30 -- BATTLES 31-35 -- BATTLES 36-40 -- BATTLES 41-45 -- BATTLES 46-50 - - BATTLES 51-55 -- BATTLES 56-60 -- BATTLES 61-65 -- BATTLES 66-70 -- BATTLES 71-75 - - BATTLES 76-80 -- BATTLES 81-85 -- BATTLES 86-90 -- BATTLES 91-95 -- BATTLES 96-100 - - ORIGINAL BATTLES -- 02 BATTLES - - BATTLE 96 -- BATTLE 97 -- BATTLE 98 -- BATTLE 99 -- BATTLE 100 - PokeMasters Top 50 [lilGS.jpg] [sftiny-b.gif] 8/23/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 96: Interview With a Doompuff Player: Sir_Chargon [3-3-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Salesman SIR_CHARGON appeared! Hello. Since Ive done WAY too many crossover responses and cant think up anything to not rip off, Ive decided to copy Interview With a Vampire and interview some of Shadow G/Ss inhabitants for the next... SIR_CHARGON counts on FINGERS! Four Battles. Only without the flashbacks that seriously cool aforementioned movie had. NARRATOR 4 didnt like INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE that much! Shut up. Today we have... DARKPUFF appeared! Darkpuff! DARKPUFF: DOOM. So Darkpuff, how do you like Shadow G/S? DARKPUFF: DARKPUFF LIKE WORLD. MANY THINGS TO EAT AND GRILL ALIVE. ...Next question: Why are you insistent that people buy your grill? DARKPUFF: BUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL OR DARKPUFF EAT YOU. ... *blink blink* DARKPUFF: DOOM. Uh huh. Next question-- DARKPUFF: BUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL! Later. Now-- DARKPUFF: NOW! Argh... FINE! HERE! SIR_CHARGON gave DARKPUFF a rather large amount of YEN! HAPPY!? DARKPUFF: DOOM. *sigh* Next question: Do... ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!? DARKPUFF: THREE HUNDRED, FOUR HUNDRED, FIVE HUNDRED... This is ruined... DARKPUFF: HEY! YOU DIDNT GIVE ME ENOUGH! ILL GIVE IT TO YOU LATER! NOW SHUT UP AND ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTIONS! DARKPUFF used EAT! DARKPUFF ate SIR_CHARGON! I really, really, REALLY hate the way this is turning out... Doompopper. SIR_CHARGON used DOOMPOPPER! DARKPUFF exploded! There. NOW maybe youll answer my questions. DARKPUFF BITS quaver a bit! Good. Now, do you like how you... DARKPUFF BITS reassembled! Eat me again and Ill seal you with Doompuff. DAKRPUFF: DOOMPUFF NOT BUY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL YET. GET HIM BUY. ARGH! IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT!? DARKPUFF: DOOM. Thats it, I cant do this. Just... ILL BE IN MY TOWER! SIR_CHARGON ran away! Narrator, do NOT push it! DARKPUFF won! ... *sigh* DARKPUFF: DOOM. 8/24/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 97: The Hero's Thoughts (Cid Has Thoughts?) Player: Sir_Chargon [3-4-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Darkpuff SIR_CHARGON appeared! Hello. Since Darkpuffs interview didnt go too well, Im going to interview the hero of Shadow G/S... CID appeared through TURQUOISE-COLRED TEMPORAL GATEWAY! Cid! CID: Not again... Where am I no... Oh hi Webmaster God-dude. Dont call me Webmaster God-dude again or Ill eat you. LANDON appeared through AFOREMENTIONED APPARATUS! TENCHI appeared as well! ...Great. Im not interviewing you two. LANDON: Uh... Okay. TENCHI just stood there! Allrighty. Now Cid, how did you get started on your journey? CID: I dunno. Youre the Webmaster. You tell me. ...Touché. Next question: Why do your Pokémon leave you all the time? CID: THEY DIDNT LEAVE ME! YOU GOT THAT!? This interview thing is a lost cause... Hey, YOU were the one who started it! QUIET YOU! ... Good. Now Cid, what happened while you were in LIMBO? CID: Uh... I got attacked by guerrilla clowns! We know that. CID: I... Got attacked by... Nope, thats it. SIR_CHARGON facefaults! GEEZ! Isnt there ANYBODY in this world that has some INTELLIGENCE!? YOU created them all! I said SHUT UP YA DAMN NARRATOR! FINE! Lets see how you do without me! NARRATOR 4 left in a HUFF! Good riddance. NARRATOR 5 took control of BATTLE! Screw this... Tomorrow we interview Grandpa for an attempt at SANITY... Ill be in my tower. SIR_CHARGON ran away! Shut up. Just shut up. CID won! Argh... CID and LANDON went back through TURQUOISE-COLORED TEMPORAL GATWAY! TENCHI just stood there! TURQUOISE NARRATOR grabbed TENCHI and pulled him through GATEWAY! 8/25/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 98: The Interviews Continue... Player: Sir_Chargon [3-5-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Cid SIR_CHARGON appeared! Okay now... We have with us today... ... ...We have WITH US TODAY... ... Okay, WHERE THE HELL IS GRANDPA!? GRANDPA appeared! I can tell this is gonna be a bad one already. EH. Eh? Dont mess with me, Narrator. Now, onto the questions. GRANDPA: WHAT? I know you can hear me. GRANDPA: WHAT? ... *sigh* GRANDPA: ILL TAKE THE 50/50. THIS ISNT WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE! ITS AN INTERVIEW! NOW SHUT UP AND ANSWER MY FRIGGIN QUESTIONS OR ILL EAT YOU OR DO SOME OTHER BAD, REALLY REALLY HARMFUL THING TO YOU!! GRANDPA: Oh... Okay. FINALLY! Now, onto questi-- GRANDPA: I have to use the bathroom. SIR_CHARGON facefaults! O...Kay... SIR_CHARGONs EYE is TWITCHING! Shut... Up... Narrator... ... Better... GRANDPA went to BATHROOM! *sigh* I really hate this... But I cant think of anything better. HOURS pass! ...How long is he gonna be IN there!? I dunno. Wonderful. GRANDPA appeared! Finally. On to question one-- GRANDPA fell asleep! ...I did NOT make Grandpa like this. GRANDPA isnt under WEBMASTERs CONTROL! YES HE IS! WATCH! SIR_CHARGON used CONTROL! The attack failed! ...Damn. See? GRANDPA is fast asleep! Tomorrow we interview Digiman in the final, and hopefully SANE-- Good luck. --interview. Shut up Narrator. SIR_CHARGON won! ... 8/26/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 99: Final Interview Player: Sir_Chargon [4-5-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Grandpa Okay now... Were here at the final inter-- SIR_CHARGON appeared! --view... Better late than never, eh Narrator? SIR_CHARGON used LAME INSULT! Dont %@$# around with me today, Narrator. Ive had 3 bad interviews already. SHADOW VERSIONs RSACi LANGUAGE LEVEL greatly rose! Shut up and bring on Digiman. DIGIMAN fell through CEILING! ...Well, at least hes here. Now onto question one-- DIGIMAN doesnt look CONSCIOUS! Good for him. DIGIMAN doesnt look like hes BREATHING! So what. Just continue like-- DIGIMAN looks DEAD! ... *sigh* SIR_CHARGON apparently DOESNT CARE! Damn straight! Means I dont have to do this damned interview and get on to writing Battle 100! NARRATOR 5 thinks you have a POINT! Okay then. Time to get-- DIGIMAN used RATHER POWERFUL PUNCH! OW! How the hell did he get up!? NARRATOR 5 doesnt know! DIGIMAN wants to fight! *sigh* You, my tights-wearing friend, are making a huge mistake. GO, DARK UMBREON! SIR_CHARGON sent out... My GOD, that... That... NARRATOR 5 screams like TERRIFIED LITTLE GIRL! Damn straight. DIGIMAN is paralyzed! It may not attack! Heh heh. Not so brave now, are you? DIGIMAN would shake his head NO if it was POSSIBLE! Good. Dark Umbreon, Scary Face attack. DARK UMBREON used SCARY FACE! DIGIMAN fainted in SHEER HORROR! NARRATOR 5 ran away in SHEER HORROR! Heh heh heh... Return, Dark Umbreon. ... Oh yeah... Forgot the Narrator ran away. Enough! DARK UMBREON! ...Is it safe to come out now? Yes. NARRATOR 5 appeared! Okay everyone. Now that the interviews are all done, you know what THAT means... Dark Umbreon wont be sent out anymore? NO! That means tomorrow is BATTLE 100! Yay. PEASANTS: Yay. Howd THEY get here? NARRATOR 5 doesnt care! ...Yeah, youre right. Now, time to write BATTLE 100! Ill be in my tower. SIR_CHARGON ran away! ...Screw it. Im just that happy the interviews are over Ill let that go. PEASANTS won! That too. 8/27/2K: WARRIOR BATTLE 100: BATTLE 100 Player: Sir_Chargon [4-6-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Peasants SIR_CHARGON appeared again! Hello. Now that the interviews are over, Ive decided to take a safer route of inducing you all with nostalgia and look at my damn battles for once. Plus that, I ran out of ideas for Battle 100. SIR_CHARGON used... something... Shut up Narrator. Well, for a bit more explanation, Im going to look back on some of the more history-making Battles that built Shadow Version to what it is now. SIR_CHARGON walked up to PAINTING of GRANDPA attacking a TREE! Here we are at Battle 1. First made as a Blue Version battle for pokebattles.com, it went on to become the first Shadow Version Warrior Battle. Later, Ill give you a special G/S-stamped, modified Battle 1 for your enjoyment. Think of it as a Star Wars Special Edition ripoff with some flair. NARRATOR 5 liked SW: SPECIAL EDITION! Shut up Narrator! Now, onward. SIR_CHARGON walked up to PAINTING of a HYSTERICAL CID in MIDAIR! Battle 15, the introduction of Cid, Shadow Versions hero. NARRATOR 5 thought GRANDPA was HERO of SHADOW VERSION! SHUT UP NARRATOR! Well, think about it. I KNOW! JUST LET ME FINISH THIS AND YOU CAN ANNOY ME LATER! Okay. Good. Now, back to whatever the hell it was I was doing. Cid soon became one of my favorite characters, even through I didnt put him in many battles, as compared with Eric, MHE of Aqua Version. ERIC, MHE: Puffzan says correct! WHO BROUGHT HIM IN HERE!? I dunno. Well, GET HIM OUT! ERIC, MHE fainted! Better. Now, onward. SIR_CHARGON walks up to PAINTING of DARKPUFF! Battle 16, the introduction of Darkpuff... DARKPUFF appeared! What now? DARKPUFF: GIVE ME REST OF MONEY FOR GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL. No. Now-- DARKPUFF: YES! No. DARKPUFF wants to fight! What a fool. Go, Kaiseryuu! The enemys pretty damn well near invincible! Go, KAISERYUU! DARKPUFF promptly ate KAISERYUU! That was quick. SHUT UP, NARRATOR! Kaiseryuu, Whirling Tides! KAISERYUU used WHIRLING TIDES! DARKPUFF swelled up like a BALLOON! It pretty much IS a balloon, Narrator. Still. Yeah. DARKPUFF exploded! WATER flew EVERYWHERE! PAINTINGS started RUNNING! Bad pun alert... PAINTINGS now look all DISTORTED... Well, more than usual! Huh? AAH! MY PAINTINGS! YOUR paintings? Geez, you suck at art. I DO NOT! NOW SHUT UP AND SAY I WON OR YOURE FIRED! Okay, Okay... SIR_CHARGON won! [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] [Redbanner.jpg] [Warrior%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Star%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Snow%20Battlebanner.jpg] [Closed%20Acid%20Tourneybanner.jpg] [Storm%20Fanficbanner.jpg] [Fossil%20Crossbanner.jpg] [Crystal%20Stuffbanner.jpg] [EMBED] This archive's music: Final Fantasy 2j Battle theme [Shadow%20Version-Banner.jpg] Welcome to Shadow Version2.0 The Home of Daravon Archives | Fanbattles | CafePress Store | 1-5 | 6-10 | 11-15 | 16-20 | 21-25 | 26-30 | 31-35 | 36-40 | 41-45 | 46-50 | | 51-55 | 56-60 | 61-65 | 66-70 | 71- 75 | 76-80 | 81-85 | 86-90 | 91-95 | 96-100 | | Battle 6 | Battle 7 | Battle 8 | Battle 9 | Battle 10 | BATTLES 6-10 -- ENTER THE NEENJLOR The return of one of the Old World's most renowned characters, Neenjlor, signals the beginning of a new era in Shadow Version. Though none but the Webmaster know it, Neenjlor may well be the one thing that can help calm the world. But with a newfound rival and the other dangers in the New World, the question is: will Neenjlor even survive? [sftiny-b.gif] [button_megatokyo.gif] [rbbutton3.gif] [banneranim.gif] [aol.gif] [wilybutton.gif] APRIL 2, 2001 - APRIL 6, 2001 4/2/2K1 -- WARRIOR BATTLE 6: 'Friendly' Rivalry Matt Beswick Rating: 5.15 Player: Neenjlor [0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss v. Professor Daravon (5) HOOW DA-EER THEET... THEET... OOLD MA-EEN TRA-EE TOO KEEL MEE!! NARRATOR notes that YOU were the ONE who PROVOKED DARAVON into TRYING to DO SO! ... ... SOO WOOT!? EETS ZEE PREENCEEPOOL! Well, ZEE PREENCEEPOOL is WHAT got your ASS KICKED in the FIRST PLACE! ZAT... ZAT... ZATS BEESA-EED ZEE POO-EENT! POINT used BESIDE! POINT went BESIDE NEENJLOR and STABBED him in the GUT! OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!! ZEE PA-EEN! POINT buried itself INSIDE of NEENJLORs STOMACH! ... Yes, you can scream in total pain again. AAAAAAAAAAAA-EEEEEEEEE!!! That wasnt what I was looking for, but thats OK with me! For I am... THE NARRATOR! HEELP MEE! Shut up and grovel, you. NOO! ... NARRATOR decides that YOU have NOT been CAUSED enough PAIN! A-EE HAVE A POO-EENT EEN MA-EE STOOMEEK! A-EE HAVE EENOOF PA-EEN ALREEDEE!! NARRATOR will BE the JUDGE of THAT! ...AND? GUILTYYYYYY!!! A-EE HAVE A FEELEENG THAT THEES WEEL NOOT BEE GOOD. Damn STRAIGHT! IMMORTEUS appeared! EEMOORTEE-OOS? NO! IMMORTEUS, the IMMORTAL NINJA who MAKES GOOD FRIED CHICKEN! NARRATOR has DECIDED to GIVE you a RIVA-- IMMORTEUS: Yeah, I heard the weathers rough down there this time of year. EET EEZ. HEY!! Doesnt ANYBODY LISTEN to WHAT I have to SAY!? ... NOO. ... NARRATOR used PUPPETIZE! IMMORTEUS became COMPLETELY under NARRATORs CONTROL! ...THEEN WHA-EE EEZ HEE SHEEKEENG HANDS WEETH MEE EEN A FREENDLEE GEESTGOOR?? ... DAMN YOU AND YOUR DISBELIEF!! IMMORTEUS wants to fight! NOO HEE DOOSEENT. YES HE DOES! SHUT UP AND FIGHT ALREADY! ...NOO. Grrr... IMMORTEUS used TOSS! IMMORTEUS threw LOTS of NINJA STARS at NEENJLOR! HOW is THAT for PACIFISM? ...HEE GA-EEV MEE FLOOWEERS. All right, thats just plain it. NARRATOR used ALMIGHTY SMITING ACTION! NEENJLOR was ALMIGHTILY SMITED! NOO A-EE WOOSEENT. A-EEND EEMOORTEEOOS EES STOORTEENG TOO TOOCH MEE OONCOOFEERTABOOLEE... !? IMMORTEUS used SLASH! NEENJLORs SHIRT was... SLASHED apart? Well now, ISN'T that just FREAKY... AAAAAAA-EEEEE!! EET EEZ A GA-EE NEENJA! Apparently SO! IMMORTEUS wants to... uh... NARRATOR isnt QUITE SURE of what IMMORTEUS wants to DO, and quite FRANKLY, NARRATOR doesnt WANT to KNOW! IMMORTUES used PURSUIT! GEET AWA-EE FROOM MEE!! STOOPEETSTOOPEETSTOOPEETSTOOOOOOOOP!!! IMMORTEUS is still FOLLOWING YOU! ...KNOO WOOT... NEENJLOR turned AROUND! IMMORTEUS used TACKLE! OOF! NEENJLOR cant move! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-EEE!! ZEE GA-EE NEENJA EEZ OON TOOP OOF MEE!! GEET EET OOF! OOF, A-EE SA-EE!! NARRATOR doesnt DO SO! WHA-EE!?! DOO YOO SEE ZEE GA-EE NEENJA OON TOOP OOF MEE!? NARRATOR is QUITE AWARE of the GAY NINJA on TOP of YOU! NARRATOR thinks that IT is RATHER AMUSING! DAMN YOO!! EXACTLY! To be continued... [Shadow%20Versionbanner.jpg] GO HERE TO RETURN TO THE MAIN PAGE [Redbanner.jpg] GO HERE TO LOOK AT MAIN PAGE [Warriorbanner.jpg] ^YOU ARE HERE^ [Starbanner.jpg] GO HERE TO SEE THE FANBATTLES Warrior Battles 1-5: The New World Warrior Battles 6-10: Enter the Neenjlor Pokémon is © 1995-2000 Nintendo, Creatures, GAMEFREAK, and all those other people I don't really give a damn about anymore. PokéBattles is... J's trademark? I dunno... Everybody else... You're in there too somewhere.