Pok� Battles Sky

Welcome to sky version.I hope you like my version.

Here is the link to Jasons site: http://www.pokebattles.com/

November 20 2000: The end.Last battle.Although it since i wouldn't be abl to get into the poke survivor,can you please leave this up Jason?

November 2:1 battle,which is supposed to be basicaly nothing.This is so I can get into the Poke-Survivor 2. :)

October 16:Well being that there was no update in a long times,your expecting something good right?Well,I just want to say. "Skys going down." AFter I get Potal Man its all over.

October 1:Another battle.2 jokes were already used in Dark Version & Brown Version already but I assure you,I did NOT copy Dark or Brown.So if you see any jokes that were already used I did not copy them.

September 30: 1 new battles.Supersquid Finally gets a battle again..Also,vote SKY VERSION in the network!

September 23:Added 2 new battles,made a SKY VERSION message board,and archived the battles.All links at the bottom of the page.No buttons and bad design.Oh well.I'lll work on the design.

August 17:Another three battles.

August 13: 3 new battles.

August 5: I made a new battle so i hope everybody enjoys it!.Its not a great starting battle but it is pretty good.

Recap:Not supposed to be funny(well most of it isn't).A battle with every character.including portal man.

Battle # 13

Setting:Err..basically all of sky version.

player: as of now,portal man.

PORTAL MAN appeared!

Lets see-

NEXT CHARACTER!

Player:Kiddy group

Henny:The sky is falling!

Turkey Lurkey:Wass-hey i've noticed something.Its got un-popular a long time a-

BAM!

TURRKEY LURKEY was SHOT!

ELMER shot TURKEY LURKEY!

Elmer:Thankgiving dinner.

NARRATOR suddenly feels like skipping to the GOOD PART!

OTHERWISE it would be 100 hundred LINES of pointless running!

PLUS WEBMASTER wants to watch HOCKEY GAME!

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GOOD PART CAME!

Elmo:so every character has gathered here at the portal place?

Portal man:Yeah.Now off to Emerald Version I think?

POTAL MAN went to EMERALD VERSION!

Supersquid:He had loads of time here.

SUPERSQUID was RENAMED SUPERSQUID_000!

SUPERSQUID_000 went to YELLOW VERSION!

POTAL to EARTH APPEARED!

SOME HUGE HAND pushed JEFF,SHERE,KYLE,SHARK,WINDEXand LORD ELMO into PORTAL.

HOONEE and MR. WEATHER MAN were pushed into the soon to be (friends site) GROUND VERSION!

EVERYBODY else,INCLUDING THE NARRATOR,ex-cluding DUDE WIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Everybody else:DIE A HORRIBALE PAINFUL AGONIZING DEATH!

Thats what happened!

And so,at long last,sky version fell (like the moon in majoras mask).Except dude who wil be dead soon enough

RecapI'm doing this to get into Poke-survivor.This is not supposed to be funny.

Battle # 12

Setting:Poke Survivor meeting room type place of Sky Version

Player:Dude who will be detroyed once poke survivor ends.

PLAYER was renamed DUDE!

NARRATOR is not in good MOOD!

NARRATOR gives DUDE his own TEXT and COLOR!

Cool! Wait,this is only for Poke-Survivor?Drats.Anyways your just going to have lots of lines now?

Yes!

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New front tyow.

Err new font type!^

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BATTLE ENDS!

Recap:Shere winning 2 battles he sets off into the field.(Also notice the Webmaster an't think of many locations.

Battle # 11

Setting:Fiels

Player:Shere

De doo de.

SHERE is HUMMING!

Doo de da dum de.

SHERE is BAD!

Thats not true.I won an award for humming.

NARRATOR took of "BEST" and put "WORST"!

Oh well.Deep down I know i'm good.

WAY UP you know your BAD!

KYLE APPEARED!

FAINTED JEFF APPEARED!

KYLE wants to FIGHT!

KYLE sent out KYLE!

SHERE sent out SHERE!

Rock slide!

KYLE used STARE DOWN!

Its not polite to stare!

Ha!

GEODUDE used ROCK SLIDE!

GEODUDE built a slide out of ROCKS!

GEODUDE slid down SLIDE!

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KYLE will buy slide for 1 YEN!

Ok!Wow,1 Yen!I'll be rich!

BATTLE is DRAW!

So Kyle,have you heard about SuperSquid?

Kyle:Yeah.I heard hes afraid of everything.Wish someone would kill him.

Hey about we form a group to overtake him?

NOBODY saw THAT coming!

Shut up.

Kyle:Agreed.

SHERE and KYLE (and jEFF) are allys for the TIME BEING!

Recap:SuperSquid and Lord Elmo come to Clean Forest,but after a game of "Odds and Evens" Elmo wins and they don't go in.

Battle # 10

Player:SuperSquid

Setting:Outside Clean Forest

I wish I won.

Elmo:Shut up.My doggy brainsaid something weird happened in there.

Your doggy brain also said I was going to pick 1...

The forest is Weird! I smelt the guy from the dungeon and you heard him screaming!

So?I'm afraid of nothing.

SHERE APPEARED!

That person isn't real.Its a trick.

SHERE wants to FIGHT!

Hes real?OH SHOOT!

SHERE sent out SHERE!

LORD ELMO sent out LORD ELMO!

SUPERSQUID sent out SUPERSQUID!

ELMO used BITE!

ELMO bit SHERE!

SHERE used KICK!

ATTACK missed SUPERSQUID!

SUPERSQUID used-HEY!Where is he?

Elmo:Great he ran away.COME BACK HERE YOU STUPID SQUID!

ELMO ran AWAY!

SHERE WINS!

Recap:Although this battle hs nothing to do with SKY VERSION! it is going to be a battle with E.

Battle # 9

Player: E

Setting: Ocean

E is SWIMMING!

Look at all the fish.

FISH APPEARED!

FISH wants to FIGHT!

A fish?Go me!

E sent out E!

FISH sent out FISH!

Me use sushi!

E used SUSHI!

E wants FISH to become SUSHI!

Yes,E will now Eat you!HAHAHA!Get it?E will eat?Hehehe.Man I'm worse than the narrator.

E can't eat FISH!

Why not?

FISH is too BIG!

FISH was re-named SHARK!

SHARRRKKK!!!!!!

SHARK used TEAR!

SHARK tore E's LEG OFF!

OWW!

What?E is De-evolving!

E de-evolved into F!

Great just great.

SHARK used BITE!

SHARK bit the middle of F!

:sniff: WAHHHH!!!

SHARK threw F upside DOWN!

WHAT?F is de-evolving!

F de-evolved into L!

I'm dead.If I don't drown first its going to eat me.

SHARK ate L just as L drowned!

SHARK WINS!

Recap:Demitri,Killing Ghost Guard along time ago,Stars in another action packed battle with great acting if I do say so myself.

Battle #8 September 23

Setting: Clean Forest

Player:Demitri

I am Demitri! Nobody can defeat me!

DEMITRI is starting to sound like that IMMORTUS guy from RED VERSION!

Oh yes hes my second cousin.

SHERE APPEARED!

Ahh another Dead VICTIM! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Shere:BANG!

Wha?

SHERE wants to FIGHT!

SHERE used BANG!

DEMITRI was BANGED into WINDEX BOTTLE!

A windex bottle?What the-

WINDEX used SPRAY!

DEMITRI was sprayed!

WINDEX spray is a mixture of WINDEX and ACID!

Ha! I cannot be defeated easily.That potion made me have Doompuf like powers!

THAT was only for battle 2!

Oh shoot!

DEMITRI DIED!

SHERE is afraid!

SHERE ran AWAY!

SHERE beats DEMITRI!

SHERE wins!

WINDEX defeats SHERE!

WINDEX WINS!

I hope you like these.here are the records:

Kyle:0-0-1:1

Jeff:0-1-1:1,7

Hoonee:1-0-1:1,6

Ghost guard:0-1-0:2,3

Demitrii:1-2-0:2,8

Supersquid:0-2-0:4,10

Lord Elmo:0-2-0:3,4,10

Mr. Weather Man:1-0-0

Bugs Bunny:0-0-0:5

Henny Penny:0-0-0:5

Elmer Fudd:0-0-0:5

Turkey Lurkey:0-0-0:5

Shere:2-1-0:8,10

Windex:1-0-0:8

E:0-1-0:9

Shark:1-0-0-:9

Italics means dead.

Sky Version

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