Sloth Version

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Welcome to Sloth Version!


3/30/01- Added the feedback board
3/29/01- Battle #2 is up!
3/25/01- Site and Battle #1 up for the first time

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Red text = Narrator
Any other color = Characters

Battle #2: Too Urrh-like to think of a title
Player: Lots of 'em


Why can't I come up with any ideas? Stupid, useless brain..
BRAIN wants to fight!
What you say? How can you fight if you're still in my head?
BRAIN used HEADACHE! WRITER got a HEADACHE!
Gaaah!! What are you thinking, stupid brain!!
WRITER used SLAM! WRITER's head was slammed against a WALL!
Grrr.. Well, defend against my fist!!
WRITER used PUNCH! WRITER punched himself in the FACE!
Ow.. I was aiming for my brain.
NARRATOR says you can't punch your BRAIN!
WRITER runs into a BLOCK! BLOCK has words scrawled ON IT!
Wri..ter's block? What a stupid pun!
NARRATOR becomes angered! NARRATOR claims he can't think of more to WRITE!
What a wimp.. I bet if I was narrator, this battle would rule!
NARRATOR wonders why he is arguing with himself..
BRAIN appeared.. again!
What? How did you get out of my head?
BRAIN can't reply without a MOUTH!
Heh.. I'll just.. PUNCH YOU A NEW MOUTH!!
WRITER used PUNCH! BRAIN was punched a new MOUTH!
BRAIN bit Writer's hand with new MOUTH!
Ouch.. Well, I'll just kick you like a soccer ball!
WRITER used KICK! BRAIN was kicked across the ROOM!
BRAIN kept going.. and crashed into WRITER!
What the-? That's impossible!
NARRATOR notes that nothing is impossible HERE!
NARRATOR is hit by FLYING BRAIN!
BRAIN looks at you!
Ugh.. stop looking at me you.. squishy thing..
BRAIN used MIND CONTROL! It's not very effective!
You forget. I don't have a brain anymore, stupid brain.
WRITER slumps to ground in COMATOSE STATE!
NARRATOR likes being cheap!
BRAIN becomes new NARRATOR!
OLD NARRATOR is still here!
BRAIN used ERASE! 'W' from Writer is ERASED!
Hey! Leave me out of this battle!
NARRATOR used POUND! RITER was IMPOUNDED!
How could I be impounded?
BRAIN used LOOK! NARRATOR was LOOKED AT!
NARRATOR used BLINK! BRAIN is still looking at NARRATOR!
NARRATOR used URRH!
MR. URRH appeared!
MR. URRH used VERB URRH!
NARRATOR writes about how he was URRHED!
BRAIN becomes URRH-LIKE!
MR. URRH says his name is BUTCH!
Butch..Urrh?
BUTCH URRH uses CLEAVE! BRAIN was cleaved in half!
BRAIN looks at COIN! Oooooh.. Something shiny!
BUTCH URRH killed off logical side of BRAIN!
BRAIN used POKE! BUTCH URRH was POKED!
*poke* *poke*
Urrh...
BUTCH URRH uses DROP KICK! NARRATOR was drop-kicked!
RIGHT BRAIN used WADDLE! RIGHT BRAIN waddled away!
BUTCH URRH is confused!
BUTCH URRH won!
RIGHT BRAIN appeared!
*poke*
RIGHT BRAIN left!

RIGHT BRAI... err.. BUTCH URRH won!

Characters:


Brain.........................Battle #2
Hulk...........................Battle #1
Sloth..........................Battle #1
Writer........................Battle #2

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Slime Version (coming soon)

Battle #1: Super Smash Enemies
Player: Sloth

SLOTH appeared!

What? How did I get here? Oh well..
SLOTH sloths around!
Who said that? And there was no need to yell.
PHONE used RING!
A phone started ringing!
Tel..e..phone? Grrrr.. Sloth SMASH!
SLOTH used SMASH! PHONE was smashed!
I hate those ringy things.
LARGE GREEN GUY appeared!
That my line! Me Hulk! Hulk SMASH!
No no.. It's Sloth Smash.
HULK wants to fight!
Sure whatever.. just hurry it up. I want to get back to slothing.
Go! Me!
HULK sent out HULK!
Why are you cheering for yourself like that? Why in the urrh would anyone do that?
HULK looks sad!
Ah well, let's fight.
Hulk SMASH!
HULK used SMASH! PHONE was smashed again!
...
How many times do I have to say it? It's SLOTH SMASH!!!
SLOTH used SMASH! 3 GREEN DOTS were smashed!
But I didn't even attack.. Fine then.. Sloth EAT!
SLOTH used EAT! PURPLE JELLY appeared!
Food.
Why would purple jelly appear? Weird..
PURPLE JELLY goes off to EAT STUFF.
Ok.. Sloth SLOTH!
SLOTH used SLOTH! HULK was slothed repeatedly!
Urrh?
Urrh!
SLOTH used URRH! HULK was urrhed!
But.. that's not a verb..
SLOTH used VERB! HULK was verbed off a CLIFF!
This is really weird. I wish I could appear somewhere else..
SLOTH appeared! 20,000 feet over an ocean!
Oh.. this'll be fun..
SLOTH slowly falls!
Me? Fall slower?
SLOTH used FALL! It's super effective!

SLOTH fell onto a CRUISE LINER!
Hmm.. this is just as good as slothing around.

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