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Archives for battles 11-15

The leave of the webmaster is the thing that starts from battle 14, after doing crazy thingies in battle 12. Hmmm...weird, eh?

Battle #11: The end will come
29 December 2000
Player: Prof Utsugi
Location: Transparent Version

Now I am really embarking on my journey in the world of Pokemon.
NARRATOR reminds you that PROF OAK has been KILLED in a lot of VERSIONS.
And? I'm not Prof Oak!
NARRATOR sighs.
NARRATOR says You basically have the same function.
But there hasn't been any death-threats for me here.
PINK BALL appeared
No! Doompuff! Has he invaded here too?
PINK BALL turned out to be a JIGGLYPUFF.
He's not going to evolve, is he?
JIGGLYPUFF looked at STONE
JIGGLYPUFF touched STONE
No, don't!
JIGGLYPUFF is evolving.
No, no!!!
JIGGLYPUFF evolved to WIGGLYTUFF
Phew.
WIGGLYTUFF ran away.
VOID opened
No! Now Doompuff is coming!
VOID was empty
How...?
DOOMPUFF has already been released to RED VERSION
Phew. See, I'm not going to die!
PROF UTSUGI walked into LONG GRASS
WILD POKEMON appeared
NARRATOR wished PROF UTSUGI good luck
Oh no...
FANGS appeared
Sounds like...
STRANGE EYES appeared
Doompuff?
UGLY CREATURE appeared
That sounds bad..
RATICATE wants to fight!
Ehmmm...
RATICATE used NIBBLE
RATICATE nibbled on PROF UTSUGI's FOOT
Uh-oh... Run!
PROF UTSUGI ran away
Attack next random victim?

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Battle #12: Dutch ramblings
4 January 2001
Player: Webmaster
Location: Transparent Version

Goed, iedereen, lezers, dames en heren...
NARRATOR looks from NARRATING for PUNY MORTALS
Ik heb een besluit genomen.
WEBMASTER talks STRANGE
Van nu af aan zal Transparent Version Nederlands worden.
WEBMASTER talks in a STRANGE LANGUAGE
Vandaar zullen we het uiteraard ook Transparante Versie noemen.
WEBMASTER changed NAME
Ik denk dat ik dan maar eens contact moet opnemen met Chargon...
NARRATOR ask what CHARGON has to do with SPEECH
Nieuwe knoppen en zo...
NARRATOR wonders what WEBMASTER is talking about
En natuurlijk de gegevens aan JasonR doorgeven.
NARRATOR thinks that the LANGUAGE might be DUTCH..
Goed, hij zal ze misschien niet zo goed kunnen ranken...
NARRATOR recognises ENGLISH WORD
Moet hij maar Nederlands spreken!
NARRATOR searched DICTIONARY
De eerste versie in een buitenlandse taal, klinkt ook leuk.
NARRATOR got ENGLISH-DUTCH dictionary
Nu dan nog wel de enige maar als ik de anderen zie, zullen die ook wel snel volgen.
NARRATOR used TRANSLATE
Toch, ik ben er dan wel de aanvoerder van.
NARRATOR turns PAGES quickly
Kan je trouwens iets zachter doen daarzo?
Klinkt altijd mooi.
NARRATOR translated sentence:'Rivets ever beautiful'
Dan krijg je van die dingen zoals alternatieve netwerken, die dan nu WEL doorgaan.
TRANSLATION made no SENSE!
Per taal waarscijnlijk, kom ik waarschijnlijk als eerste uit in het Nederlands...
NARRATOR sees tis IS probably DUTCH
Ik ben dan misschien wel de enige! Ook mooi.
NARRATOR tries to stop WEBMASTER
En dan kan JasonR alleen niet meer die versies beoordelen.
NARRATOR is afraid of RSACi!
Moet ik dat maar voor de Nederlandse sites gaan doen.
NARRATOR fails
Toch wel leuk.. wat controle, zou je kunnen zeggen...
NARRATOR took a CLOSE LOOK at WEBMASTER
En eindelijk die zes voor Battle Quality...
NARRATOR wonders what BATTLE QUALITY has to do with IT.
Niemand die het leest, maar da's misschien wel beter ook.
NARRATOR notices WEBMASTER doesn't NOTICE a TINGS
Geen commentaren van, die en die is slecht.
NARRATOR tries to get WEBMASTERs ATTENTION
Hmmm... Laat ik de versies maar eens naar het Nederlands gaan vertalen...
NARRATOR used SHOUT
Even een willekeurig zinnetje om het langer te laten lijken
It's super noticable
Laat ik hem maar eens die attentie geven die hij zo graag wil hebben...
Narrator, is er iets?
NARRATOR wonders what WEBMASTER is talking about.
Wat meer... Niemand snapt het toch...
Oh ja, nog niet de Nederlandse dingen geinstalleerd
NARRATOR reminds WEBMASTER that this will be USELESS
Goed, laten we dan eindelijk maar eens naar dat Engelse taaltje over gaan...
Jammer...
Why?
Because READERS don't UNDERSTAND battle
Yet...
YET?
Just wait! Dutch Pokebattles will rule the Pokebattles universe!
NARRATOR thinks WEBMASTER has gone CRAZY
NARRATOR ended BATTLE before things go too far.

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Battle #13: Miming
5 January 2001
Player: Mr Mime
Location: Transparent Version

MR MIME is wandering around
That's Mrs Mime for you!
NARRATOR reminds you that YOU are a MR MIME
No. I am female! Equal rights for females!
MR MIME is being FEMINISTIC
MRS MIME is being FEMINISTIC!
NARRATOR may only use CAPS!
Then don't call me MR MIME, mister.
NARRATOR wants to make a DEAL
What is it?
NARRATOR says that if YOU win from the ENEMY, YOU will be RENAMED to MRS MIME
Alright then.
NARRATOR is SURPRISED
NARRATOR asks whether MR MIME knows what HORRORS will come?
Nothing worse than being called Mr Mime, I suppose.
NARRATOR used EVIL LAUGH
Something wrong?
It's not very effective.
Now, where is this 'enemy' I need to battle with?
MR MIME appeared
A mere MISTER Mime?
NARRATOR says only HE may use ALL-CAPS
Look at that man thinking to be superior.
NARRATOR says MR MIME is MIMING
Irrelevant! They're still weak!
Enemy MR MIME looks angered
I'll get him.
Enemy MR MIME wants to MIME
Disturing...
MR MIME wants to fight!
Enemy MR MIME uses MIMIC
I'll just mime. It's what I do best, really, as you might have guessed.
MR MIME used RHYME
Enemy MR MIME used RHYME
To mime the world away from devastation
Enemy MR MIME: To mime all people within our nation
To mime the evils of truth and love
Enemy MR MIME: To mime our way to the stars above
MR(S)..
Enemy MR MIME: MIME
The MR MIMEs blast off with the speed of light
Enemy MR MIME: Mime now, or prepare to fight
I think we need a Pokemon
Enemy MR MIME agrees.
NARRATOR reminds you that you have a MATCH to win
Against him?
Enemy MR MIME: Against her?
YES! Or YOU will be STUCK with this NAME forever
Oh, yes...
MR MIME walked to Enemy MR MIME
MR MIME conferred with Enemy MR MIME
NARRATOR tries to FOLLOW talk
It failed!
Alright, that a deal?
Enemy MR MIME nods
Me, splash!
MR MIME used SPLASH
Enemy MR MIME...
Anything wrong, narrator?
Enemy MR MIME fainted
So, I win?
YES...
MR MIME was renamed MRS MIME
MR MIME walked away
Enemy MR MIME... followed?
Bye, narrator!
NARRATOR is confused
NARRATOR hurts itself in confusion.
NARRATOR fainted
Not again! One day, I'm going to get these characters, and make sure they don't faint my narrator...

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Battle #14: Frozen
27 January 2001
Player: Webmaster
Location: All over Transparent Version

What's better than for a version to go on hiatus with a big bang, and some interesting storyline to go on with after it comes back (if it does), leaving everybody waiting what will happen?
Well, sorry to disappoint you all, but I'm not going to do that. No, I'm just going to freeze all those guys around me, and then I can just leave everything here in peace. So, my trusted Jynx, come with me and... no, no kisses now, you may do that after this... no not even a small one... Get off! Good girl!
Anyway, now let me see, do I have everything...? Jynx.. *mumble mumble*... Before I forget, Narrator?
transparent version narrator system v0.3 is being activated.
logging boot-up parameters to bootup.log
Transparent Version Narrator System v0.3 has been activated.
Minimizing loading program, and putting Narrator online.
NARRATOR appears
NARRATOR asks what WEBMASTER wants to do.
Oooh, just visiting my characters, perhaps having a short battle with some of them. Just seeing how they are. Well, let's start with... Taylor first, then. Jynx, teleport me there.
JYNX used TELEPORT
JYNX drank PORT
JYNX pushed WEBMASTER in BOTTLE
That hurts!
JYNX threw BOTTLE to TAYLOR
TAYLOR: Look, a bottle
TAYLOR opened BOTTLE
WEBMASTER came out!
TAYLOR: You're a genie from the bottle! Now I get three wishes!
Not yet. Let's battle about this first!
JYNX teleported to WEBMASTER
TAYLOR: That's the webmaster..? Oh no...
JYNX used KISS
Not me, girl, kiss him!
JYNX kissed TAYLOR
TAYLOR: My first wish...
It's not very effective
TAYLOR: Wow!
TAYLOR fell asleep.
TAYLOR dreamed about unmentionable-things-because-the-RSACi-is-always-watching.
Now, Jynx, a quick Ice Punch to freeze him, and then the next person
JYNX used ICE PUNCH
TAYLOR was FROZEN.
Jynx, let's teleport to Scary Man
JYNX used TELEPORT
TELEPHONE appeared!
MODEM appeared!
JYNX mailed WEBMASTER to SCARY MAN
JYNX mailed herself to SCARY MAN
Of all the things I have created, this certainly IS the scariest...
WEBMASTER looked away from SCARY MAN
Too scary to look at... Jynx, Ice Beam, and then teleport out of here...
JYNX used ICE BEAM
SCARY MAN: What's this?
SCARY MAN was frozen
JYNX used TELEPORT
PORT appeared
JYNX sailed to PROF UTSUGI with WEBMASTER
PROF UTSUGI: Interesting, a surfing Jynx
She was sailing. But anyway, I understood you were a trainer now?
PROF UTSUGI: Yes...?
Let's fight then! Jynx, Blizzard
JYNX used BLIZZARD
PROF UTSUGI was FROZEN
Remember to wear warm clothes when you go out... Jynx, let's go to Mrs Mime now.
JYNX used TELEPORT
JYNX teleported WEBMASTER and herself to MRS MIME
Finally, a normal teleport...Now, my dear, it's getting warm here, don't you think so, Mr Mime..?
MRS MIME: MRS Mime!!
Whatever. Jynx, let's use icy wind now. A bit of fresh air would be nice.
JYNX used ICY WIND
MRS MIME was frozen.
Hmm, it's getting chillier than I thought... Let's go home now, before it gets too cold. Jynx, teleport
JYNX used TELEPORT
JYNX and WEBMASTER somehow ended up HOME
Now, the last one... Goodnight, narrator
NARRATOR wonders what WEBMASTER is talking about.
You'll see
NARRATOR [0] Normal Shutdown by user.
Saving config...
Freeing memory files used by Narrator program
Terminating Program
Transparent Version Narrator V0.3 - THE solution when your narrator get killed too often.
Now that's out of the way... Let's go, my faithful Jynx. Let's step into this weird, scary, mysterious car and go where we will go...!

Battle #15: New Narrator on the block
11 February 2001
Player: Narrator
Location: Transparent Version

NARRATOR got out of TRAFFIC JAM
NARRATOR thinks THREE MONTHS being stuck has been ENOUGH
NARRATOR went on to TRANSPARENT VERSION
NARRATOR arrived at TRANSPARENT VERSION
NARRATOR looked around
NARRATOR feels the SENTENCE "I see frozen people." is APPROPRIATE
NARRATOR starts to WONDER
NARRATOR wonders how TRANSPARENT VERSION has started without normal NARRATOR
NARRATOR moved around some MORE
NARRATOR arrived at WEBMASTER's ROOM
WEBMASTER is not around
COMPUTER is ON
NARRATOR looked at COMPUTER
COMPUTER: Read to load Transparent Version Narrator System v0.3. Press any key to continue.
NARRATOR searched for ANY KEY
It failed!
ANY KEY appeared!
NARRATOR used PRESS
NARRATOR pressed ANY KEY
transparent version narrator system v0.3 is being activated.
ERROR: Red text is already in use. Switching to yellow text.
ERROR: Name NARRATOR is already in use. Switching to name NARRATOR2
Transparent Version Narrator System v0.3 has been activated.
Minimizing loading program, and putting Narrator online.
NARRATOR looks at NARRATOR2
NARRATOR2 looks at NARRATOR
NARRATOR asks who YOU are
NARRATOR2 says It's the official NARRATOR for TRANSPARENT VERSION.
NARRATOR says It's the official NARRATOR for TRANSPARENT VERSION, including SEAL of APPROVEMENT from the ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER
NARRATOR2 asks Why it has been narrating the previous 14 TRANSPARENT VERSION BATTLES then?
NARRATOR says It got STUCK in TRAFFIC
NARRATOR2 asks WHY?
NARRATOR says It was because of a crash between WHITE and CRIMSON VERSION NARRATOR
NARRATOR2 says It was here before you!
NARRATOR says So?
NARRATOR wants to fight!
NARRATOR2 wants to fight!
NARRATOR send out NARRATOR
NARRATOR2 send out NARRATOR2
NARRATOR2 died
It failed
It was super effective
It failed
It was supereffective!
Was not!
It was supereffective!!!!!!
Was not!
NARRATOR used SHUT DOWN
It's not very effective
Computer was SHUT DOWN
NARRATOR2 disappeared
NARRATOR won!
NARRATOR went on
NARRATOR searched for WEBMASTER
It failed
WEBMASTER had... disappeared?
MYSTERIOUS MUSIC played

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