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Battle #21: Revival
23 October 2002
Player: Scribe
Location: Transparent Version

May I move yet?
..
..
Hello?

NARRATOR says SILENCE!
What?
WEBMASTER is NOT PRESENT!
NO BATTLES can OCCUR!
But... but.. that didn't stop you last time..
THAT was WEBMASTER, not WEBMASTER!
The difference?
WEBMASTER is the ANTROPOMORPHIC FORM of WEBMASTER!
WEBMASTER was WRITING while WEBMASTER was AWAY!
... Right. But why didn't he write?
WEBMASTER was LAZY BUSY!
Okay. So can I move then, now?
NO!
But.. he's writing now, right?
YES!
So, why can't I move then?
SCRIBE is GLUED to the GROUND!
How did that happen?
...
SCRIBE is CONFUSED!
No I'm not! You can't think of an answer, right?
...
GLUE wants to FIGHT!
I see. Go me!
SCRIBE send out SCRIBE!
GLUE send out GLUE!
GLUE used GLUE!
SCRIBE was already GLUED to the GROUND!
Hah! Now, to pull myself out.
SCRIBE used PULL OUT
SCRIBE pulled a FOOT from the GLUE...
...and got STUCK with a HAND!
Aargh! Let's try that again.
SCRIBE used PULL OUT
SCRIBE pulled another FOOT from the GLUE..
... and got STUCK with the other HAND!
Slapstick, eh?
SCRIBE used SMART COMMENT!
It's not very effective!
Someone here doesn't have much inspiration.
DOES TOO!
Does not!
DOES TOO!
Does not!
DOES TOO!
Does too!
DOES NOT!
Does too!
DOES NOT!
So why don't you continue, then.
EEEHMMM...
SOLVENT appeared!
SOLVENT used DISSOLVE!
GLUE got dissolved!
SOLVENT wins!
I'll look at this the optimistic way - at least I'm no longer stuck.
NARRATOR wonders WHAT SCRIBE is IMPLYING!
Oh, nothing, nothing.
NOTHING?
Nothing.
REALLY NOTHING?
Really nothing.
REALLY NOTHING EVEN AFTER A LONG PERIOD OF TORTURE?
Well, perhaps a small bit.
...?
This battle is.. how shall I put this..?
YES?
Not really going to a reallygoodfantasticfunclear ending..?
NARRATOR agrees!
DEUS EX MACHINA appeared!
DEUS EX MACHINA cleaned TRANSPARENT VERSION!
DEUS EX MACHINA attempts REVIVE!
TRANSPARENT VERSION is revived!
For how long..?
...
BATTLE ENDED!
But..!
SCRIBE TORTURE started!
BATTLE ENDED!

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