Some random odd battles, and some more of what can be called a 'plot'
Sinterklaas, the
goedheiligman is having his birthday again, giving out his
presents, having his Zwarte Pieten strewing pepernoten around,
having fun. Why do they only celebrate in Holland, I'm starting
to wonder. They could celebrate it at other places...
Sinterklaas, wie kent hem niet...
WEBMASTER hums strange SONG
Noone UNDERSTOOD
ALL are confused
All hurt themselves in confusion
NARRATOR fainted
Oh no...
transparent version narrator system v0.2 is
being activated.
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Loading humour files............ Done
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Minimizing loading program, and putting Narrator online.
Battle #6: Zie ginds komt de stoomboot
5 December 2000
Player: Sinterklaas
Location: Roofs and stuff...
SINTERKLAAS used RIDE
SINTERKLAAS RIDES on HORSE over ROOF
Yes, I am. Now, Piet, who is the
next person to give a present?
PIET says that It is Jan Pietersen
Ah, yes, good boy, he has been good
this year.
PIET agrees.
Alright, lets give him that toy car
he wanted so badly, together with... a Chocolate letter.
SINTERKLAAS and PIET used CLIMB
SINTERKLAAS and PIET CLIMB down the chimney.
SINTERKLAAS and PIET put toy, chocolate and sweets in SHOE
These are the children I like, tidy,
sweet, and everything.
PIET agrees
SINTERKLAAS and PIET climbed up the CHIMNEY to the ROOF
SINTERKLAAS and PIET walked to the NEXT CHIMNEY
SINTERKLAAS and PIET used CLIMB
SINTERKLAAS and PIET CLIMB down the CHIMNEY
And this boy has been naughty last
year. No presents for him, just this salt.
NARRATOR asks WHY?
Because that's what happens to
naughty boys.
NARRATOR agrees.
And I don't want to put even THAT in
this... shoe? He needs to clean it...
BOY appeared
BOY was renamed BULLY
BULLY says he wants a present.
You want to demand that from an 800
old man like me?
BULLY says YES!
BULLY wants to fight!
With my 2000 year old?
Ally PIET wants to fight!
My 5000 year old body...
SINTERKLAAS wants to fight!
I can feel all my 12000 years now.
BULLY send out PITT-BULL
PIET send out ROD
I'll use my staff then... Whack him
with it.
SINTERKLAAS send out STAFF
PITT-BULL used BITE
PITT-BULL BIT BULLY'S leg.
PIET: Don't try to oppose a nice man like Sinterklaas, you REALLY
won't get presents then.
SINTERKLAAS send out STAFF
STAFF used WHACK
Don't forget you may get a present too, Narrator.
It's super effective!
BULLY fainted!
BULLY: Not... fair...!
Ah well, Piet, let's just be nice,
and give him a present.
SINTERKLAAS and PIET left a small
present.
Now, Piet, we've got a lot others to
visit, so let's go.
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Battle #7: Mimes
and Barriers
10 December 2000
Player: Scary Man
Location: Transparent Version
Now, if I'm in this
'Transparent Version' I guess I should get myself one of these
Pokemon... But where?
NARRATOR says SCARY MAN should ASK
that.
Yes... if they wouldn't run away.
Hey, you!
BUGTRAINER ran away scared.
Kid?
SWIMMER swam away scared.
Madam, I must...
COOLTRAINER F ran away scared
Mister...
SCARY MAN used MEAN LOOK
Can't run away!
Ehmmm... Mister, where can I get a
Pokemon?
MR MIME says At Prof Utsugi. And...
Aaah, thank you.
MR MIME says she's a female Pokemon.
Ewww, that's... gross
NARRATOR is too GROSSED OUT to make
a JOKE
MR MIME says it's NINTENDO screwing up.
But I'm too scary to be scared by
such a trick, mister!
MR MIME says She's female!
MR MIME wants to fight.
MR MIME send out MR MIME
Here we go again... Go, me!
SCARY MAN send out SCARY MAN
MR MIME used BARRIER
MR MIME started building a BARRIER
SCARY MAN used SCARY FACE
MR MIME was too busy building.
SCARY MAN used MEAN LOOK
Wait, I already used that...
MR MIME finished building BARRIER
MR MIME couldn't see SCARY MAN
Can't attack
SCARY MAN couldn't see MR MIME
Can't attack
Battle ended
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Battle #8: If
you're bored...
12 december 2000
Player: Webmaster
Location: Not telling, just read the battle...
WEBMASTER looks at
PLAYER
WEBMASTER used SCARY FACE
PLAYER ran away scared
WEMBASTER looks at PLAYER
WEBMASTER used SCARY FACE
PLAYER ran away scared
WEBMASTER looks at SINGER
WEBMASTER used SCARY FACE
SINGER says You look scary
SINGER ran away scared
WEBMASTER heard it's time.
WEMASTER went BACKSTAGE
WEBMASTER used CONCENTRATE
WEBMASTER concentrated
WEBMASTER waited for it's TURN
WEBMASTER walked ON-STAGE
WEBMASTER used SCARY FACE
Yeah, right...
WEBMASTER used SCARY FACE
several times
WEBMASTER used CATCH
WEBMASTER catched PLAYER violently
WEBMASTER held PLAYER
It's her cap! She begged,
guys! This is a case for us...
WEBMASTER released PLAYER
No? She begged, didn't she?
WEBMASTER used SCARY FACE
several times
WEBMASTER went BACKSTAGE
WEBMASTER used SIT
WEBMASTER sat down
WEBMASTER used WRITE
WEBMASTER wrote BATTLE
WEBMASTER used WAIT
WEBMASTER waited
Later
Location: Webmaster's house
Aaah, first two times
finished!
WEBMASTER used TYPE
WEBMASTER typed out BATTLE
WEBMASTER used CODE
WEBMASTER coded BATTLE to html
WEBMASTER used UPLOAD
WEBMASTER uploaded battle
Comment from webmaster: Ehmmm... just something I rote while
waiting for my small role in the play I'm in.. (Pijn (Pain)),
completely inspired by it...
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Battle #9
16 december 2000
Player: Taylor
Location: New Bark Town
Now, I don't know
what was up with that Prof Utsugi, but he was strange.. and what
now..?
ASSISTANT appeared
You look like that guy with
Utsugi...
ASSISTANT asks What you are
talking about?
Just a moment ago...
NARRATOR reminds you that
was 4 BATTLES ago...
It was...? As I said, 4
battles ago, Prof Utsugi said I needed to battle to get my first
Pokemon or something...
ASSISTANT says Utsugi went
crazy then.
He wanted to be a trainer,
I believe...
ASSISTANT says All
assistants fled because of that.
And that one guy hiding in
the corner
ASSISTANT says That
assistant always was too slow to run.
That explains the size...
ASSISTANT says You still
get some Pokeballs to catch Pokemon.
TAYLOR got POKEBALL(s)
Oh.. thank you.
ASSISTANT says Those are
special Transparent Pokeballs.
Wow!
ASSISTANT says That those
can't easily be seen coming by the Pokemon... if you can find
them yourself.
That's... good?
ASSISTANT says It isn't.
You'll probably loose them in two battles, seeing how Narra...
NARRATOR says ASSISTANT should get moving...
ASSISTANT ran away
What was that for?
NARRATOR says That those
things can only be understood by wise narrators...
Ehmmm... Right.. Let's just
catch some Pokemon and become the greatest trainer ever!
TAYLOR used BRAG
It's not very effective.
Thank you...
YOU are WELCOME
TAYLOR walked into LONG GRASS
PIDGEY appeared.
Now, which Pokemon shall I
choose...?
Go, Totodile!
TAYLOR send out TOTODILE
Totodile, tackle!
TOTODILE doesn't know
TACKLE
PIDGEY used TACKLE
PIDGEY tackled TOTODILE
Totodile, scratch
PIDGEY used TACKLE
PIDGEY tackled TOTODILE
TOTODILE used SCRATCH
TOTODILE scratched PIDGEY
PIDGEY relaxed.
Uh-oh...
PIDGEY doesn't attack!
TOTODILE used SCRATCH!
PIDGEY gets ANNOYED
PIDGEY's rage is building
PIDGEY used RAGE
PIDGEY hit TOTODILE
TOTODILE fainted
Go, me!
TAYLOR send out TAYLOR
Pokeball!
Where did those Pokeballs go to?
TAYLOR is confused
Ehmmmmm...
TAYLOR hurt itself in
confusion
No! Stop! Wait...!
PIDGEY used PECK
PIDGEY pecked TAYLOR
Ouch! Bite that chicken..!
TAYLOR used BITE
TAYLOR ate PIDGEY
PIDGEY fainted.
And still no new Pokemon...
Next time... Next time...!
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Battle #10:
Amnesia
21 december 2000
Player: Scary Man
Location: New Bark Town
Ooooh, that Female Mr Mime
is so loveable. She would make a perfect partner. She could
become my Scary Wife, and together we could get a Scary Son, or a
Scary Daughter, or, no both, and then...
DROWZEE appeared
DROWZEE used DREAM EATER
DROWZEE disappeared
Then... then... then...
SCARY MAN used AMNESIA
It's super effective!
I don't know anymore...
Narrator, what was it I was doing?
NARRATOR says YOU should get a
POKEMON
Pokemon... Pokemon... Aaah, yes,
Pokemon...
Now, where could I get a Pokemon?
NARRATOR used SIGH
It's super demotivating.
SCARY MAN walked to PROF UTSUGI
How did I suddenly do that... And
why?
NARRATOR says That AMNESIA must have
affected YOU very much.
Oooh, wait, I can get a... Pokemon
here?
NARRATOR says YES!
From who? It's pretty quiet here.
NARRATOR says HE isn't FINISHED yet.
MURKROW appeared
I need to catch that?
NARRATOR says YES!
Why?
NARRATOR says Because YOU need a
POKEMON!
I do?
NARRATOR fainted
WEBMASTER appeared
You needed to do that, didn't you?
I needed to do what?
Fainting my narrator... Now, just
stay here, keep quiet, I'll put it back
transparent version narrator system
v0.3 is being activated.
logging boot-up parameters to bootup.log
WEBMASTER disappeared
Transparent Version Narrator System
v0.3 has been activated.
Minimizing loading program, and putting Narrator online.
Alright, now, Narrator, let's get
this Pokemon.
SCARY MAN wants to fight
MURKROW wants to fight
SCARY MAN used SCARY FACE
MURKROW was SCARED into not attacking.
Hmmm... Cool. Anyway...
SCARY MAN used COOL
SCARY MAN cooled MURKROW
MURKROW was refreshed.
MURKROW rested
MURKROW let attack pass!
SCARY MAN threw Transparent Pokeball
What was that? Where did that came
from? I didn't see a thing!
NARRATOR reminds SCARY MAN that
Transparent Pokeballs are transparent.
Ehmm, right... Anyway, now I got one
of these... Pokemon, what's next?
SCARY MAN won!