Welcome to the sitcom that is Turquoise Version. Turquoise Version is a bit different than your regular Pokebattles Version. For one, it isn't a "version" so to speak. It isn't its own little pocket universe in the way all other versions are. Rather, and this is something that our readers most likely never realized, Turquoise Version is basically a TV show. Yeah, a TV show. Not literally, but a TV show in the Pokebattles extended universe. Think of it as your classic poorly rated sitcom that runs on some cable channel late at night. It's bad. REALLY bad. Yet it tries purposely to be such, and succeeds far too greatly at its task. The stars of this "version" are a poor bunch of rejects and delinquents who are effectively self-inserts of the creators of this website thrust into horrible horrible situations. We like to torture each other to be honest. Evil buggers we are. Anyway, enjoy the site, and please don't touch that dial during the commercials, we need the sponsors...

Novermber 27th: Hey all of y'all Pokebattles readers, Landon, aka Seryph here, founder and one of the many authors here at Turquoise Version. It looks like we're back. Sorta. Got the new site up and all that rot, look for a battle... soonish.









Battle #1: Turquoise Version Revival, or, Landon Was So Bored He Actually Had To Stoop To Writing A Pokebattle! Posted on March 18th, 2002
Player: Landon Record: 0-0 Yay! Now that all the old battles are "missing" we get to hide our horrible battle records!

LANDON appeared!
What the... oh dear god, not this again. I thought we were cancelled.
NARRATOR laughs OMINOUSLY! TURQUOISE has been RENEWED!
PEOPLE in BAD 70's CLOTHING: RENEW! RENEW!

You know... the Pokebattle readership will SO not get a Logan's Run ref. That's why we got canned to begin with was all the bad puns and injokes that not even most of us IN Turquoise version could understand.
NARRATOR thinks it wasn't BAD PUNS that brought down TURQUOISE, but LONG EXPOSITION like YOU JUST RATTLED OFF!
TURQUOISE was CANCELED AGAIN due to STUPID DEBATES!

Whoohoo!
LANDON returns to his REGULARLY SCHEDULED SLACKING!
TURQUOISE is RENEWED! SLACKING draws in VIEWERS by the BOATLOAD!
The ONLY WAY to CANCEL TURQUOISE now is for LANDON to NOT SLACK!>
NARRATOR OHOHO'S!
LANDON screams!

Wait... does screaming count as not slacking?
RATINGS SKYROCKET!
I guess not...
LANDON just sort of STARES at the CAMERA!
Umm...
Err....
Well...
Wait... it was my indecision and lack of content that REALLY killed Turquoise last time... why is it that now its that very thing that's drawing in viewers?
NARRATOR just whistles.
Hey! You're hiding something, aren't you?
NARRATOR knows NOTHING!
Yeah you do! Hey... this is just some sort of con to get me to come back, isn't it?
NARRATOR sighs in agreement!
NARRATOR was just LONELY that all of YOU QUIT!
NARRATOR just wanted you to RETURN to the SHOW!
LANDON gets MISTY-EYED!

I... didn't know you cared...
OK... I'll return...
NARRATOR OHOHO'S again!
NARRATOR WINS!
NARRATOR has TRICKED LANDON into RETURNING!

Ok... ok... but only if I get to drag the others along so they share in my suffering.
ITS a DEAL!
LANDON wanders OFF to FIND the OTHERS!

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What? Yeah, that's it. That's all you get after all these months of waiting. Not happy? Ungrateful readers...
TURQUOISE was CANCELED AGAIN!
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Damn... they aren't falling for it.
TO BE CONTINUED!
LANDON wanders off GRUMBLING!