Viridian War Event #1:   Attack of the Zerg

That Zarbon Guy: Okay, who's gonna introduce the War Event? Cliched Doompuff: Let me do it! Zarbon: Sure, you need the work... Cliched Doompuff: Okay! Well, after Larry got a Masterball, the Zerg took over Goldenrod. Every Viriidian Character escaped, besides Joe Blow and some Generic guy. So, anyway, the Viridian Heroes are launching a counter-strike... Uh... Where's that Narrator who usually makes bad Video Game references? NARRATOR is HERE! NARRATOR just FORGOT the name of a GAME with COUNTER-STRIKE in it! Cliched Doompuff: Ookay. Well, anyway, enough of the intro, it's time for... VIRIDIAN WAR EVENT NUMBER ONE! ... God, I love doing that. Meanwhile, the Zerg gathered. In front was a Human-Like Monster, with sharp tentacles sticking out of her back. Her hair was in huge spikes, making her look like some kind of "Kittie"-backup singer-wannabe. KERRIGAN: Thank you for the introduction, recap. I'm also the fanfic narrator! KERRIGAN: This isn't a fanfic. Yeah. The regular Narrator and I share War Events. Suddenly, a portal opened. Millions of Zerg charged out, and then a huge creature fell out. It was like a huge eye in a messed up stadium. OVERMIND: This is the world we are taking over? KERRIGAN: ... Uh... Yeah. OVERMIND: ..... We are sort of lacking in dialogue right now, hmm? KERRIGAN: ... Yeah. OVERMIND: Then let us simply take over this version, before whoever is writing this snaps! At that moment, Team Viridian arrived at the outskirts of the Zerg Colony. AZUSA: Now where would those uncute Zerg thingies be? Uh... how about over there? ZARBON points at ZERG FORTRESS! MYRON: Are you sure it's over there? It's CALLED "Zerg Fortress"! WHAT DO YOU THINK? MYRON: It could be a trap... When you're a huge army of freaky monsters you don't need to trap people. Right you are. I was sort of hoping for the opposite... HUGE ZERG HORDE appeared! A guy named "Huge Zerg Horde"? Nice try. Uh, yeah, so anyway, a whole lot of Zerg come out and attack the Viridian Gimps. Kuno and Seifer drew their swords and dived into the fray like morons. Azusa drew some older relative of Marianne, her mallet. Zarbon fired random Ki Blasts. Insane Guy..... Was insane. MYRON sent out KANGHASKAHN! LARRY sent out TRAIN! Y2K BUG sent out ANGRY MOB! The Mob charged insanely into the the fray, also. The Train ran over some Zerg before tipping over. TRAIN fainted! Zerg were being pummeled mindlessly. The infamous "Good Guys always Win or else Bugs would Rule us all" factor was really saving the heroes' butts. Kerrigan finally showed up, and the tide turned once more. KERRIGAN used PSIONIC STORM! Choose your own NARRATOR PUN: A. Come to PSIONIC STORM VERSION! OR B. It's raining PSIONIC BLASTS, hallelujah.... You realize that they're both incredibly stupid, right? .....Yes, CLIVE does. SEIFER used FIRE! MYRON was FIREd! YOU IDIOT! MYRON was FIREd out of a CANNON! MYRON collides with KERRIGAN! Critical hit! Uh..... Good work, I guess. OVERMIND sent out ZERG  HORDE! ZERG HORDE is a HORDE! ZERG HORDE HOARDED all the RATIONS! OTHER ZERGS need food, badly! OTHER ZERGS fainted! ZERG HORDE grew to level 32405.... COMBINED! What a fun battle this is gonna be...... KANGHASKAHN used COMET PUNCH! COMET was PUNCHed! COMET fainted! ZERG HORDE used HUGE AMOUNT OF RANDOM ATTACKS! Critical hit! It's super effective! It's not very effective... No effect! Critical hit! It's not very effective... Critical -- SHUT UP AND TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED! KUNO fainted! SEIFER fainted! KANGHASKAHN fainted! ANGRY MOB fainted! MYRON fainted! How 'bout you just tell me who's left, hmm? ZARBON, Y2K BUG, AZUSA, and INSANE GUY. We're doomed. If only some mysterious savior would show up and defeat these guys.... INSANE GUY was caught! WHAT? Great.... ....by MR. INSANE! The Neopets Staff Member who died recently in the Ski Lodge? ..... Well.... YES! Rah. Our amazing savior has come at last. We have no chance of losing now. Meanwhile, Azusa kept whacking away at attacking Zerg with larger and larger mallets. (Where does she get these things?) Also, Y2K Bug had come up with an idea... Y2K BUG: Okay, those Infested Terrans over there have mechanical armor. I bet I can make them malfunction, blowing them, and the horde up! Go for it. Y2K BUG used GLITCH! LIFE's a GLITCH, then you DIE! INFESTED TERRANS die FIRST, however! INFESTED TERRANS exploded! ZERG HORDE fainted! All that was left were Kerrigan, a few random Zerg here or there, and the Overmind. Suddenly, Mr. Insane started climbing up the huge structure that is the Overmind. Once he got to the top, he pulled out a mug with a Skull on it. MR. INSANE: For you! A nice glass of Kraku Berry Juice, or so I have been led to believe! ...Oh, you have no mouth, eh? Well, no matter. I'm sure your eye will enjoy it enough to thank me! INSANE used THROW! INSANE threw KRAKU BERRY JUICE at the OVERMIND! KRAKU BERRY JUICE was re-named BATTERY ACID! BATTERY ACID dissolved OVERMIND's EYE! OVERMIND died! PORTAL closed! Kerrigan looked around her. The other Zerg had gone insane, and if it weren't for her sentience, she would have too. "....Damn! RETREAT!" She ordered, and she and the remaining monsters ran off. All right, then it's over? AZUSA won! MR. INSANE won! ZARBON won! Y2K BUG won! WAR EVENT ended, mercifully! Back to the VIRIDIAN VERSION, people.....