Battle #67 August 11th, 2000
Those Unoriginal Catholics!
Player: Pope John Paul II (No Record, please don't take offense, fellow Catholics)

And may God have mercy on your...
CRIMSON appeared!
I thought you were MST3K4ever.
That's too long. Crimson's better.
Are you Catholic?
No.
*sigh* Everyone's going Athiest these days...
I never said I was an athiest either.
Then...
Look, I came to talk about the Popemobile.
Oh?
Yeah. It's awesome, man, but the POPEMOBILE? What kind of unoriginal weirdness is that?
I couldn't think of anything better. Now, do you want a confession or not?
CRIMSON wants to fight!
*sigh* Figures...
Go, Popemobile!
*sigh*
Go, Grapefruit!
OAK: CRIMSON! This is not the time to use that!
Screw you, Oak!
OAK was, unfortunatley, SCREWED!
OAK ranaway SCREAMING!
CRIMSON won against OAK!
Easy...too easy...
CRIMSON sent out GRAPEFRUIT!
Use Bullet Proof!
POPEMOBILE used BULLETPROOF!
POPEMOBILE is BULLETPROOF!
NOTHING can harm POPEMOBILE!
Use the Grapefruit Juice!
CRIMSON used GRAPEFRUITJUICE!
GRAPEFRUITJUICE sprayed EVERYWHERE!
It is raining grapefruit juice!
It is a sign from God!
IT IS A MIRACLE!
CHOIR: Here I am, Lord...is it I, Lord? I have heard...you calling in the night...I will go Lord...
No...it's the Catholic hymns...
CRIMSON can't stand it!
CRIMSON is going INSANE!
AGHHHHH!
CRIMSON ran away!
POPE won!
Of course I won. I'm the Pope.
I'm even stronger than Jason Ross.
JASONROSS: That's not true!
POPE gave JASONROSS sideways GLANCE!
JASONROSS: Eep! The old guy's onto me!
JASONROSS ran away!
POPE won against JASONROSS!
Darn straight.