fiftynifty


		Battle #15

	American displays his...DIFFERENT singing skills with the singing of "Fifty, Nifty United States." uh, that is the WORST song we learned in Music... "The Boy Band is BACK" is just really the return of Lance Bass and learning that *NSYNC really does suck.

Battle #15 May 18th, 2000 Fifty Nifty United States! Player: American (Unconfirmed ending vs. Spanish Guy & Canadian) Now, let's get this battle on! BATTLE is getting on! JESS MPR fainted! Wow...that was rather fast. All right, Canadian, now you see the superioty of the U.S.A.! MRS.MITKEY used MEMORIZETHEPROVINCES! Nooo! AMERICAN is being FORCED to MEMORIZE the PROVINCES of CANADA! Argh! There's too many! Then how come you can MEMORIZE the FIFTYSTATES? That's different! There's a nifty little song to memorize them. "Fifty, nifty, United States from thirteen original colonies...fifty nifty stars in the flag that billow so beautifully in the breeze. EAAAACH-" AMERICAN hit FLATNOTE! MRS.MITKEY: Good God! MRS.MISTKEY fainted! CANADIAN: No more singing!! -"individual state delivers a quality that is great. EAAACH individual state deserves a bow we salute them now!" CANADIAN: How are you suppose to memorize states from that song? Listen and I'll get to it! "Fifty nifty United States from thirteen original colonies. Shout `em, scout `em, learn all about `em, one by one till we've given a day to every state DADA in the U.S.A.!" CANADIAN is weakening! "Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Conciticut. dundundun Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana! Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisana, MAINE. Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan! Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada! New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico! New York! North Carolina, North Dakota O-HI-O! Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennisee, Texas! Utah, Vermont! Viriginia, Washington! West Viriginia, Wisconsin, WYOOOOOMING! AMERICAN hit ANOTHERFLATNOTE! CANADIAN: My poor ears! They're falling off from the horrible singing and all those states! CANADIAN fainted! Hey...I wasn't even finished with the song... AMERICAN won against CANADIAN! Let me finish my song! Um...no! That's ok! "North, south, east, west-" Get a SINGINGJOB! What? Get a SINGINGJOB! Your SINGING is just so...DIFFERENT! Hmmm...good idea. Sayonara, I'm off to get my record recorded! AMERICAN left with HOPELESSDREAMS! NARRATOR is sighing HEAVILY! What? AMERICAN is evolving! AMERICAN evolved to PROSINGER! Woohoo! I showed you, Narrator! Now I can finish my song! "-in our own objective opinion. ARIZONAAAAA is the besssst of the-" NARRATOR can't stand SINGING! NARRATOR fainted! Woohoo! I beat the Narrator! But...who'll I sing to? Sing to that FLOWER! Okay! "-fifty nifty United States-" FLOWER wilted! Aw, man! PROSINGER won against NARRATOR and FLOWER!
			Battle #16 May 19th, 2000 The Boy Band is BACK! Player: Lance Bass of NSYNC Boy, Lance and I haven't had a battle in a while! What...speaking of Lance...he hasn't be around in a while... Ally LANCE OF DA ELITE FOUR appeared, RUNNING and PANTING! Hey, there you are! Where've you been? Ally LANCE: You imbecile! I lost you when you said you were PMSing! You walked away from the site I fainted and I had to run across the Himilayann Mountains to get over here! Then, I was in a tournement and Evil Dragonite took me in as a SLAVE! Thankfully, I got away, but look at me now! Ally LANCE is dressed in RAGS! Is that a...problem? Ally LANCE used STRANGLE! Ally LANCE is strangling LANCEBASS! Help...famous singer...being...assassinated... SILVERCHAIR appeared! KORN appeared! All other BANDS that are WORTHINER than NSYNC appeared! In other words... ALL BANDS appeared! That says a lot about NSYNC doesn't it... Hey, you're dissing NSYNC?! Ally LANCE is TRYING not to LAUGH! Argh! I'll fight you all single-handedly! Let's see...what Pokemon do I have? LANCEBASS has MICROPHONE, JUSTINTIMBERLAKE and REALITYSTRIKE! Reality Strike? YES! Okay, let's try that one out! Go, REALITYSTRIKE! LANCEBASS was struck by REALITY! LANCEBASS realizes NSYNC sucks and they NEED to start WRITING their own SONGS! Wow! I never thought of that before! Oh, and while you're AT IT, check out NSYNCSUCKS.COM! They've made a whole website on how we suck? Yeah, and they have FAKE PORN-O pictures! gag* NSYNC really does need improvments.., ALLBANDS are GLAD NSYNC realizes they SUCK! Yeah, I'll try to write better... FIELDY used BASSCRASH! Okay...that was pointless. No it WASN'T! WHITEWEBMASTER is the only FIELDYFAN on EARTH! Uhhhh...I think I'm gonna be sick... LANCEBASS got sick! Must...find...garbage can! gasp I guess Britney Spear's pumps'll do. LANCEBASS spewed all over BRITNEYSPEARS' pumps! BRITNEY: Ahhhh! BRITNEY used KICK! BRITNEY is kicking LANCEBASS mercilessly! Oooo ow ow ow! Man, those things are DANGEROUS! BRITNEY used FINALKICK! BRITNEY kicked LANCEBASS in the- RSACi is giving WHITEVERSION a THREATENING look! Uh, BRITNEY kicked LANCEBASS in the STOMACH! Ooooo...I guess improving *NSYNC'll have to wait... LANCEBASS fainted! FAINTEDLANCEBASS: Why didn't you help me, Lance!? LANCE: Always let a stupid dog lie. FAINTEDLANCEBASS: Why I oughta- WHITEWEBMASTER used QUICKLYENDBATTLE! LANCEBASS lost to BRITNEYSPEARS!


		Battle #15

	American displays his...DIFFERENT singing skills with the singing of "Fifty, Nifty United States." uh, that is the WORST song we learned in Music... "The Boy Band is BACK" is just really the return of Lance Bass and learning that *NSYNC really does suck.

Battle #15 May 18th, 2000 Fifty Nifty United States! Player: American (Unconfirmed ending vs. Spanish Guy & Canadian) Now, let's get this battle on! BATTLE is getting on! JESS MPR fainted! Wow...that was rather fast. All right, Canadian, now you see the superioty of the U.S.A.! MRS.MITKEY used MEMORIZETHEPROVINCES! Nooo! AMERICAN is being FORCED to MEMORIZE the PROVINCES of CANADA! Argh! There's too many! Then how come you can MEMORIZE the FIFTYSTATES? That's different! There's a nifty little song to memorize them. "Fifty, nifty, United States from thirteen original colonies...fifty nifty stars in the flag that billow so beautifully in the breeze. EAAAACH-" AMERICAN hit FLATNOTE! MRS.MITKEY: Good God! MRS.MISTKEY fainted! CANADIAN: No more singing!! -"individual state delivers a quality that is great. EAAACH individual state deserves a bow we salute them now!" CANADIAN: How are you suppose to memorize states from that song? Listen and I'll get to it! "Fifty nifty United States from thirteen original colonies. Shout `em, scout `em, learn all about `em, one by one till we've given a day to every state DADA in the U.S.A.!" CANADIAN is weakening! "Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Conciticut. dundundun Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana! Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisana, MAINE. Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan! Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada! New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico! New York! North Carolina, North Dakota O-HI-O! Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennisee, Texas! Utah, Vermont! Viriginia, Washington! West Viriginia, Wisconsin, WYOOOOOMING! AMERICAN hit ANOTHERFLATNOTE! CANADIAN: My poor ears! They're falling off from the horrible singing and all those states! CANADIAN fainted! Hey...I wasn't even finished with the song... AMERICAN won against CANADIAN! Let me finish my song! Um...no! That's ok! "North, south, east, west-" Get a SINGINGJOB! What? Get a SINGINGJOB! Your SINGING is just so...DIFFERENT! Hmmm...good idea. Sayonara, I'm off to get my record recorded! AMERICAN left with HOPELESSDREAMS! NARRATOR is sighing HEAVILY! What? AMERICAN is evolving! AMERICAN evolved to PROSINGER! Woohoo! I showed you, Narrator! Now I can finish my song! "-in our own objective opinion. ARIZONAAAAA is the besssst of the-" NARRATOR can't stand SINGING! NARRATOR fainted! Woohoo! I beat the Narrator! But...who'll I sing to? Sing to that FLOWER! Okay! "-fifty nifty United States-" FLOWER wilted! Aw, man! PROSINGER won against NARRATOR and FLOWER!
			Battle #16 May 19th, 2000 The Boy Band is BACK! Player: Lance Bass of NSYNC Boy, Lance and I haven't had a battle in a while! What...speaking of Lance...he hasn't be around in a while... Ally LANCE OF DA ELITE FOUR appeared, RUNNING and PANTING! Hey, there you are! Where've you been? Ally LANCE: You imbecile! I lost you when you said you were PMSing! You walked away from the site I fainted and I had to run across the Himilayann Mountains to get over here! Then, I was in a tournement and Evil Dragonite took me in as a SLAVE! Thankfully, I got away, but look at me now! Ally LANCE is dressed in RAGS! Is that a...problem? Ally LANCE used STRANGLE! Ally LANCE is strangling LANCEBASS! Help...famous singer...being...assassinated... SILVERCHAIR appeared! KORN appeared! All other BANDS that are WORTHINER than NSYNC appeared! In other words... ALL BANDS appeared! That says a lot about NSYNC doesn't it... Hey, you're dissing NSYNC?! Ally LANCE is TRYING not to LAUGH! Argh! I'll fight you all single-handedly! Let's see...what Pokemon do I have? LANCEBASS has MICROPHONE, JUSTINTIMBERLAKE and REALITYSTRIKE! Reality Strike? YES! Okay, let's try that one out! Go, REALITYSTRIKE! LANCEBASS was struck by REALITY! LANCEBASS realizes NSYNC sucks and they NEED to start WRITING their own SONGS! Wow! I never thought of that before! Oh, and while you're AT IT, check out NSYNCSUCKS.COM! They've made a whole website on how we suck? Yeah, and they have FAKE PORN-O pictures! gag* NSYNC really does need improvments.., ALLBANDS are GLAD NSYNC realizes they SUCK! Yeah, I'll try to write better... FIELDY used BASSCRASH! Okay...that was pointless. No it WASN'T! WHITEWEBMASTER is the only FIELDYFAN on EARTH! Uhhhh...I think I'm gonna be sick... LANCEBASS got sick! Must...find...garbage can! gasp I guess Britney Spear's pumps'll do. LANCEBASS spewed all over BRITNEYSPEARS' pumps! BRITNEY: Ahhhh! BRITNEY used KICK! BRITNEY is kicking LANCEBASS mercilessly! Oooo ow ow ow! Man, those things are DANGEROUS! BRITNEY used FINALKICK! BRITNEY kicked LANCEBASS in the- RSACi is giving WHITEVERSION a THREATENING look! Uh, BRITNEY kicked LANCEBASS in the STOMACH! Ooooo...I guess improving *NSYNC'll have to wait... LANCEBASS fainted! FAINTEDLANCEBASS: Why didn't you help me, Lance!? LANCE: Always let a stupid dog lie. FAINTEDLANCEBASS: Why I oughta- WHITEWEBMASTER used QUICKLYENDBATTLE! LANCEBASS lost to BRITNEYSPEARS!