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Battle #42 June 28th, 2000 Letters and Movie Stars Player: Mary (A loss. Yeah, you heard me. A loss. She always loses, and I can't remember the recor.d) DACTA MPR appeared! Yeah, yeah, go away, I'm busy. DACTA MPR claims she's BUSY! I just said that. DACTA MPR is writing NOTE! Hmmmm. Just don't look over my shoulder. NARRATOR looked over SHOULDER! Hey I told you- NOTE: Dear Mr. Timberlake, I hate your music. Die a sudden and horrible death. Wait, make that a slow death. I want to hear your screams. Ha ha ha. Love, Julia Dacta I told you not to look over my shoulder. LANCEBASS found out! Crap. LANCEBASS and Ally LANCE appeared! They're always appearing to ruin the Pencil Apocalypse. DACTA MPR is correct! LANCEBASS: Hey, I may not like Justin, but he's still a fellow NSYNC member. You're not even in NSYNC anymore. You're just a lowly White Version character. DACTA MPR has a POINT! POINT was SHARP! POINT popped LANCEBASS' EGO! LANCEBASS: Nooo! Not my ego! LANCEBASS fainted! Ally LANCE is eating CHICKEN! Ally LANCE: Oh. Hi. Don't mind little ol' me. DACTA MPR minds LITTLE OL' LANCE! Hell yeah. Ally LANCE: Uh oh. Pencils, go! PENCILS began CHASING Ally LANCE! SISTER appeared! Oh great. Not her again. SISTER has found WAY around PENCILAPOCALYPSE! How so? SISTER: Word processing! It'll make pencils obselete! Praise that wonderful Bill Gates! BILLGATES appeared! SISTER is kissing BILLGATES' SHOES! BILLGATES: Oh stop it. You're making me blush. So? We also have the scissors and a few computers. Not all, mind you, for the computers are also part of the Electronic Brigade. And those are so evil, it's scary. I mean, they crash at the worst time. COMPUTER used CRASH! Nooo! Not during my updat- DACTA MPR was CUT OFF! WHITEVERSION's UPDATE was STOPPED! ........ APHRODITE appeared! Aphrodite? How does this make sense? It somehow DOES! Trust ME! Yeah sure. If I trust the Narrator, I'll end up sliced and diced. APHRODITE pulled out SALADSHOOTER! See?! I told you!!! Now I've got an insane Greek god on my tail! DACTA MPR is RIGHT! I hate being right.... DACTA MPR also HATES being WRONG! I know. I hate all. THAT is BAD for DACTA MPR's HEALTH! APHRODITE is still CHASING DACTA MPR! Crap! ATHENA appeared! Why are all of these Greek gods appearing?? You know very well that I'm Catholic. That's WHY NARRATOR is doing THIS! Agh. Let's see...I bet Ares is due about... ARES appeared! Now. Man that sucks. To be continued... Will Dacta survive against the Greek gods? Probably not, but find out on the next OPERA-erm, POKEBATTLE!
		Battle #43 June 29th, 2000 Greek God Catastrophe Player: Mary (Unconfirmed ending vs. Greek gods) ARES, ATHENA and APHRODITE are chasing DACTA MPR! Oh yeah! Just go ahead and chase the evil Pencil Ruler! sniff GREEKGODS: Ok! No!! That was sarcasum!! Help! FLASHFIRE appeared! Ok. When I scream "Help" why does Flash alaways appear? Because FLASHFIRE is always THERE when a DAMZEL is in DISTRESS! I'm far from a damzel. FLASHFIRE knows! Just be GLAD that FLASHFIRE saves you ANYWAY! bows Thank you, Flash. Whatever Dacta. BILL "THAT CELLO" SMITH appeared! FLASHFLOOD appeared! Eeep! It's Flashflood! FLASHFLOOD: Muahahahahaha! ?! This is madnes... FLASHEARTHQUAKE appeared! Ok, there is nothing called a flash earthquake. All earthquakes happen in a flash. Ok THEN! FLASHEARTHQUAKE disappeared! EARTHQUAKE appeared! GROUND began shaking! EVERYONE began SCREAMING! BILLSMITH died! FLASHFLOOD died! DACTA MPR died! FLASHFIRE died! grumble Why is Flash ALWAYS the last to die? FLASHFIRE is lucky! It figures... EVERYONE was SENT to GOD to be JUDGED! BILLSMITH was sent to HEAVEN! FLASHFLOOD was sent to HEAVEN! FLASHFIRE was sent to HEAVEN! GOD: Hmm...Dacta MPR...acclaimed Pencil Ruler and maker of the idea of the "pencil apocalypse"... Heh heh...let us remember I'm the only religious one here. GOD: Down you go! DACTA MPR is screaming NO! NOOOOO! DACTA MPR was sent to H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS! Can't you just say hell? NO! Oh my gosh! There's no interenet here! THIS IS THE REAL MEANING OF TORTURE!! DACTA MPR lost to GOD! How can I lose to God..he's suppose to love me. He DOES! It's just DACTA MPR loses to EVERYBODY! Wahhhh!


Battle #44 June 26th, 2000 Oops!...She Did It Again! Player: Britney Spears (Win vs. Lance Bass) Oops I...did it again to your heart... BRITNEY SPEARS is singing HITSINGLE! Yes. Now leave me alone. I'm busy. Oh baby baby oops I did it again...I played with your heart... BRITNEY SPEARS is stuck UP! No I'm not! I'll prove it to you. I'll go around the White Version signing autographs. BRITNEY SPEARS went on WHITE VERSION TOUR! BRITNEY SPEARS ran into DACTA MPR! DACTA MPR: It's boob implant women! Ahhhh! Arggghhh! You little brat! I'm gonna- Uh uh! -give you an autograph for being such a sweet fan. BRITNEY SPEARS ran away! BRITNEY SPEARS lost against DACTA MPR! DACTA MPR: I won! WAHOO! Dammit... BRITNEY SPEARS still must TOUR! Arrrgggh.... BRITNEY SPEARS is angry! BRITNEY SPEARS is gonna BLOW! No...I'm perfectly calm... Then why is BRITNEY SPEARS shaking? I...just...am... LANCEBASS appeared! Oh look. It's barf all over my shoe boy. LANCEBASS is angry! LANCEBASS wants to fight! All right then...let's- NARRATOR is shaking FINGER! -go to Dairy Queen and talk over some ice cream. Hee hee! Grrr... LANCEBASS: Ooo! Free ice cream! LANCEBASS and BRITNEY SPEARS went to DAIRY QUEEN! NATIONAL ENQUIERER appeared! NARRATOR's spelling is TERRIBLE! Oh no...they're gonna make a whole story on how I'm going out with Lance Bass! I must stop this! Ahem, excuse me, but I'm not going out with Lance Bass. I'm just having ice cream with him which looks supisciously like a date. NATIONALENQUIERER: Are you kidding? We were just here for ice cream. We didn't even see you. You're on a date with Lance Bass? This has gotta be a front page one! Grrrrr.... YOU IDIOTS, I'M GONNA WHUP YOUR ARSES! BRITNEY SPEARS used TACKLE! BRITNEY SPEARS knocked over NATIONALENQUIERER! LANCEBASS: Oops. She did it again. Ahh...all that stress has been released. I feel fine now. LANCEBASS: It must have been a stress related thing with the Narrator. Believe me, I'm not to happy myself about the Narrator. Ally LANCE appeared! Hey, who's he? LANCEBASS: My ally. It helps to have on in the Pokebattle realm. thinks Hmmm...I should get myself an ally... There! You in the red shirt! KELLY: Whaaat? I already have an ally. My cello over here! Ally BOB is eating ICE CREAM CONE! Virtually impossible but... You'll be fine! KELLY, BOB, and BRITNEY SPEARS are now ALLIES! Whoo hoo! BATTLE is coming to an END! Everyone smile and say cheese! EVERYONE: Chhheeeesssseee! PICTURE was taken! THE END was written on PICTURE! BATTLE ended! FINAL SCORE: MAX AND ELLY won! MAX AND ELLY: Muahahahahahaha...

			Battle #45 June 30th, 2000 Another Dumb...Brunette?! Player: Mary (Loss vs. God, Battle #43) Geez...it's hot down here. DACTA MPR is HOT! And there's no interenet... So HOW can DACTA MPR be UPDATING? You have a point. NARRATOR always has a POINT! NARRATOR is SUPREME! Shaddap. DACTA MPR is scanning YELLOW VERSION for BATTLES! Yeah...so far I've only claimed one. DACTA MPR is PATHETIC! Shut up! NARRATOR handed DACTA MPR breakfast! I've been on all morning... DACTA MPR is STUPID! You would be like this too if you were a Webmistress of the #1 Pokebattles site who is about to fall under Aqua... NARRATOR thinks the VICTORY is going to DACTA MPR's head! Shut up...oh I'm tired pass me that coffee. NARRAOTR passed DACTA MPR THAT COFFEE! THAT COFFEE was BLACK! What are you doing, Narrator?! You know I like it with cream!! NARRATOR: Pushy. NARRATOR put CREAM in THAT COFFEE! THAT COFFEE turned SWEET! THAT COFFEE is very NICE! Please...nice coffee...that's just ridiculous. Like RULING PENCILS makes anymore SENSE! It does...in a weird, Dacta MPR way... DACTA MPR is watching THEBOX at the same time! DACTA MPR is a LOSER! Hey...I don't have cable. Anyway, The Box I have to treasure when I have it. Half the time it's the Korean channel. NARRATOR used GASP! NARRATOR is gasping! Do YOU know the words to Pink's "Most Girls?" NARRATOR does not! Crap...I'll just have to make up my own words. DACTA MPR's words SUCK! So do you, now shut up. NEWBATTLE was posted! Crap! Stop the battle! I need to claim it! BATTLE stopped! ..................... sigh I'm back. Waukeseino claimed it. DACTA MPR can't SPELL! Well, niether can you. NARRATOR is angry! NARRATOR wants to fight! Fine. Me, go. Go, DACTA MPR! NARRATOR sent out NARRATOR! Me, use Power of the PMS! DACTA MPR used POWER OF THE PMS! But, it failed! DACTA MPR doesn't KNOW POWER OF THE PMS! Oh yeah. grumble NARRATOR used BLOODCURDLINGSCREAM! This is the attack that almost killed Lance! Earmuffs, go! Go, EARMUFFS! EARMUFFS went over DACTA MPR's EARS! SCREAM was too LOUD! DACTA MPR still heard SCREAM! Yahhhhhhh! DACTA MPR is weakening! DACTA MPR died! I can't die! I'm already in hell! DACTA MPR went to SATAN'S BATHROOM! Oh crap...Satan always misses the toilet seat? DACTA MPR was assigned JANITORING JOB! Noo! This is the real definition of hell! DACTA MPR's got THAT right! DACTA MPR lost against NARRATOR!

	Battle #46 July 9th, 2000 The Beginning of the End Player: Tahoo Man (No Record, I believe...) Do you YAHOO? No, it's Tahoo! Not Yahoo Man, dammit, I'm Tahoo Man! And it's Tahoo Manager, but of course you have to shorten it... Well, EXCUSE me! Don't worry, you're excused. SQUIRREL appeared! Aw...look at him. So cute and furry... SQUIRREL used BITE! SQUIRREL bit TAHOOMAN on the NOSE! Wretched rodent!! I thought you thought SQUIRREL was CUTE! Not anymore! SQUIRREL used INNOCENTLOOK! Aw... SQUIRREL bit TAHOOMAN again! Argh! ***! SQUIRREL is LAUGHING! You little rat! SQUIRREL is not a RAT! SQUIRREL is angry! SQUIRREL wants to fight! Geez. This is low. I'm fighting with a freaking SQUIRREL! That's right! Well, go me! Go, TAHOOMAN! I'm ready for ya Squirrel! SQUIRREL sent out SQUIRREL! This should be easy... TAHOOMAN used RUSSIANKICK! My special attack... TAHOOMAN kicked SQUIRREL in the BALLS! ?! As in POKEBALLS! Oh...I thought you meant something else... SQUIRREL used INNOCENTLOOK! Aw... SQUIRREL used BITE! SQUIRREL bit TAHOOMAN! Ow!! That's illegal and painful! You're gonna get it, Squirrel! TAHOOMAN used RUSSIANKICK! Is that the only attack I know?! Pretty much! TAHOOMAN kicked SQUIRREL in the NUTS! ?! As in the NUTS for SQUIRREL's DINNER! Ok... SQUIRREL used CHATTER! CHATTERING was CUTE! Aw... SQUIRREL used BITE! SQUIRREL bit TAHOOMAN! You'd think someone would learn! Shut up. TAHOOMAN again used RUSSIANKICK! If I hit him in the... TAHOOMAN kicked SQUIRREL in the BEANS! Aw man... As in the SACK of BEANS SQUIRREL was HOLDING! Ok, can we stop it with the lame testes joke? MAYBE! SQUIRREL used CUTENESS! CUTEPUFF appeared! Aww!!! TAHOOMAN is VULNERABLE! SQUIRREL used BITE! TAHOOMAN should keep up his GUARD! But the widdle-OUCH-Cutepuff is so-OUCH-cute! TAHOOMAN used RUSSIANKICK! Lemme guess...it's gonna be the frank this time. NO! SQUIRREL is a FEMALE! Ch-ch-CHING! GROAN! I give up! This battle has met a new level of stupidy! TAHOOMAN ran away! And I lost against the Squirrel, right? NO! TAHOOMAN lost against CUTEPUFF! sigh* Even more pathetic...



Battle #42 June 28th, 2000 Letters and Movie Stars Player: Mary (A loss. Yeah, you heard me. A loss. She always loses, and I can't remember the recor.d) DACTA MPR appeared! Yeah, yeah, go away, I'm busy. DACTA MPR claims she's BUSY! I just said that. DACTA MPR is writing NOTE! Hmmmm. Just don't look over my shoulder. NARRATOR looked over SHOULDER! Hey I told you- NOTE: Dear Mr. Timberlake, I hate your music. Die a sudden and horrible death. Wait, make that a slow death. I want to hear your screams. Ha ha ha. Love, Julia Dacta I told you not to look over my shoulder. LANCEBASS found out! Crap. LANCEBASS and Ally LANCE appeared! They're always appearing to ruin the Pencil Apocalypse. DACTA MPR is correct! LANCEBASS: Hey, I may not like Justin, but he's still a fellow NSYNC member. You're not even in NSYNC anymore. You're just a lowly White Version character. DACTA MPR has a POINT! POINT was SHARP! POINT popped LANCEBASS' EGO! LANCEBASS: Nooo! Not my ego! LANCEBASS fainted! Ally LANCE is eating CHICKEN! Ally LANCE: Oh. Hi. Don't mind little ol' me. DACTA MPR minds LITTLE OL' LANCE! Hell yeah. Ally LANCE: Uh oh. Pencils, go! PENCILS began CHASING Ally LANCE! SISTER appeared! Oh great. Not her again. SISTER has found WAY around PENCILAPOCALYPSE! How so? SISTER: Word processing! It'll make pencils obselete! Praise that wonderful Bill Gates! BILLGATES appeared! SISTER is kissing BILLGATES' SHOES! BILLGATES: Oh stop it. You're making me blush. So? We also have the scissors and a few computers. Not all, mind you, for the computers are also part of the Electronic Brigade. And those are so evil, it's scary. I mean, they crash at the worst time. COMPUTER used CRASH! Nooo! Not during my updat- DACTA MPR was CUT OFF! WHITEVERSION's UPDATE was STOPPED! ........ APHRODITE appeared! Aphrodite? How does this make sense? It somehow DOES! Trust ME! Yeah sure. If I trust the Narrator, I'll end up sliced and diced. APHRODITE pulled out SALADSHOOTER! See?! I told you!!! Now I've got an insane Greek god on my tail! DACTA MPR is RIGHT! I hate being right.... DACTA MPR also HATES being WRONG! I know. I hate all. THAT is BAD for DACTA MPR's HEALTH! APHRODITE is still CHASING DACTA MPR! Crap! ATHENA appeared! Why are all of these Greek gods appearing?? You know very well that I'm Catholic. That's WHY NARRATOR is doing THIS! Agh. Let's see...I bet Ares is due about... ARES appeared! Now. Man that sucks. To be continued... Will Dacta survive against the Greek gods? Probably not, but find out on the next OPERA-erm, POKEBATTLE!
		Battle #43 June 29th, 2000 Greek God Catastrophe Player: Mary (Unconfirmed ending vs. Greek gods) ARES, ATHENA and APHRODITE are chasing DACTA MPR! Oh yeah! Just go ahead and chase the evil Pencil Ruler! sniff GREEKGODS: Ok! No!! That was sarcasum!! Help! FLASHFIRE appeared! Ok. When I scream "Help" why does Flash alaways appear? Because FLASHFIRE is always THERE when a DAMZEL is in DISTRESS! I'm far from a damzel. FLASHFIRE knows! Just be GLAD that FLASHFIRE saves you ANYWAY! bows Thank you, Flash. Whatever Dacta. BILL "THAT CELLO" SMITH appeared! FLASHFLOOD appeared! Eeep! It's Flashflood! FLASHFLOOD: Muahahahahaha! ?! This is madnes... FLASHEARTHQUAKE appeared! Ok, there is nothing called a flash earthquake. All earthquakes happen in a flash. Ok THEN! FLASHEARTHQUAKE disappeared! EARTHQUAKE appeared! GROUND began shaking! EVERYONE began SCREAMING! BILLSMITH died! FLASHFLOOD died! DACTA MPR died! FLASHFIRE died! grumble Why is Flash ALWAYS the last to die? FLASHFIRE is lucky! It figures... EVERYONE was SENT to GOD to be JUDGED! BILLSMITH was sent to HEAVEN! FLASHFLOOD was sent to HEAVEN! FLASHFIRE was sent to HEAVEN! GOD: Hmm...Dacta MPR...acclaimed Pencil Ruler and maker of the idea of the "pencil apocalypse"... Heh heh...let us remember I'm the only religious one here. GOD: Down you go! DACTA MPR is screaming NO! NOOOOO! DACTA MPR was sent to H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS! Can't you just say hell? NO! Oh my gosh! There's no interenet here! THIS IS THE REAL MEANING OF TORTURE!! DACTA MPR lost to GOD! How can I lose to God..he's suppose to love me. He DOES! It's just DACTA MPR loses to EVERYBODY! Wahhhh!


Battle #44 June 26th, 2000 Oops!...She Did It Again! Player: Britney Spears (Win vs. Lance Bass) Oops I...did it again to your heart... BRITNEY SPEARS is singing HITSINGLE! Yes. Now leave me alone. I'm busy. Oh baby baby oops I did it again...I played with your heart... BRITNEY SPEARS is stuck UP! No I'm not! I'll prove it to you. I'll go around the White Version signing autographs. BRITNEY SPEARS went on WHITE VERSION TOUR! BRITNEY SPEARS ran into DACTA MPR! DACTA MPR: It's boob implant women! Ahhhh! Arggghhh! You little brat! I'm gonna- Uh uh! -give you an autograph for being such a sweet fan. BRITNEY SPEARS ran away! BRITNEY SPEARS lost against DACTA MPR! DACTA MPR: I won! WAHOO! Dammit... BRITNEY SPEARS still must TOUR! Arrrgggh.... BRITNEY SPEARS is angry! BRITNEY SPEARS is gonna BLOW! No...I'm perfectly calm... Then why is BRITNEY SPEARS shaking? I...just...am... LANCEBASS appeared! Oh look. It's barf all over my shoe boy. LANCEBASS is angry! LANCEBASS wants to fight! All right then...let's- NARRATOR is shaking FINGER! -go to Dairy Queen and talk over some ice cream. Hee hee! Grrr... LANCEBASS: Ooo! Free ice cream! LANCEBASS and BRITNEY SPEARS went to DAIRY QUEEN! NATIONAL ENQUIERER appeared! NARRATOR's spelling is TERRIBLE! Oh no...they're gonna make a whole story on how I'm going out with Lance Bass! I must stop this! Ahem, excuse me, but I'm not going out with Lance Bass. I'm just having ice cream with him which looks supisciously like a date. NATIONALENQUIERER: Are you kidding? We were just here for ice cream. We didn't even see you. You're on a date with Lance Bass? This has gotta be a front page one! Grrrrr.... YOU IDIOTS, I'M GONNA WHUP YOUR ARSES! BRITNEY SPEARS used TACKLE! BRITNEY SPEARS knocked over NATIONALENQUIERER! LANCEBASS: Oops. She did it again. Ahh...all that stress has been released. I feel fine now. LANCEBASS: It must have been a stress related thing with the Narrator. Believe me, I'm not to happy myself about the Narrator. Ally LANCE appeared! Hey, who's he? LANCEBASS: My ally. It helps to have on in the Pokebattle realm. thinks Hmmm...I should get myself an ally... There! You in the red shirt! KELLY: Whaaat? I already have an ally. My cello over here! Ally BOB is eating ICE CREAM CONE! Virtually impossible but... You'll be fine! KELLY, BOB, and BRITNEY SPEARS are now ALLIES! Whoo hoo! BATTLE is coming to an END! Everyone smile and say cheese! EVERYONE: Chhheeeesssseee! PICTURE was taken! THE END was written on PICTURE! BATTLE ended! FINAL SCORE: MAX AND ELLY won! MAX AND ELLY: Muahahahahahaha...

			Battle #45 June 30th, 2000 Another Dumb...Brunette?! Player: Mary (Loss vs. God, Battle #43) Geez...it's hot down here. DACTA MPR is HOT! And there's no interenet... So HOW can DACTA MPR be UPDATING? You have a point. NARRATOR always has a POINT! NARRATOR is SUPREME! Shaddap. DACTA MPR is scanning YELLOW VERSION for BATTLES! Yeah...so far I've only claimed one. DACTA MPR is PATHETIC! Shut up! NARRATOR handed DACTA MPR breakfast! I've been on all morning... DACTA MPR is STUPID! You would be like this too if you were a Webmistress of the #1 Pokebattles site who is about to fall under Aqua... NARRATOR thinks the VICTORY is going to DACTA MPR's head! Shut up...oh I'm tired pass me that coffee. NARRAOTR passed DACTA MPR THAT COFFEE! THAT COFFEE was BLACK! What are you doing, Narrator?! You know I like it with cream!! NARRATOR: Pushy. NARRATOR put CREAM in THAT COFFEE! THAT COFFEE turned SWEET! THAT COFFEE is very NICE! Please...nice coffee...that's just ridiculous. Like RULING PENCILS makes anymore SENSE! It does...in a weird, Dacta MPR way... DACTA MPR is watching THEBOX at the same time! DACTA MPR is a LOSER! Hey...I don't have cable. Anyway, The Box I have to treasure when I have it. Half the time it's the Korean channel. NARRATOR used GASP! NARRATOR is gasping! Do YOU know the words to Pink's "Most Girls?" NARRATOR does not! Crap...I'll just have to make up my own words. DACTA MPR's words SUCK! So do you, now shut up. NEWBATTLE was posted! Crap! Stop the battle! I need to claim it! BATTLE stopped! ..................... sigh I'm back. Waukeseino claimed it. DACTA MPR can't SPELL! Well, niether can you. NARRATOR is angry! NARRATOR wants to fight! Fine. Me, go. Go, DACTA MPR! NARRATOR sent out NARRATOR! Me, use Power of the PMS! DACTA MPR used POWER OF THE PMS! But, it failed! DACTA MPR doesn't KNOW POWER OF THE PMS! Oh yeah. grumble NARRATOR used BLOODCURDLINGSCREAM! This is the attack that almost killed Lance! Earmuffs, go! Go, EARMUFFS! EARMUFFS went over DACTA MPR's EARS! SCREAM was too LOUD! DACTA MPR still heard SCREAM! Yahhhhhhh! DACTA MPR is weakening! DACTA MPR died! I can't die! I'm already in hell! DACTA MPR went to SATAN'S BATHROOM! Oh crap...Satan always misses the toilet seat? DACTA MPR was assigned JANITORING JOB! Noo! This is the real definition of hell! DACTA MPR's got THAT right! DACTA MPR lost against NARRATOR!

	Battle #46 July 9th, 2000 The Beginning of the End Player: Tahoo Man (No Record, I believe...) Do you YAHOO? No, it's Tahoo! Not Yahoo Man, dammit, I'm Tahoo Man! And it's Tahoo Manager, but of course you have to shorten it... Well, EXCUSE me! Don't worry, you're excused. SQUIRREL appeared! Aw...look at him. So cute and furry... SQUIRREL used BITE! SQUIRREL bit TAHOOMAN on the NOSE! Wretched rodent!! I thought you thought SQUIRREL was CUTE! Not anymore! SQUIRREL used INNOCENTLOOK! Aw... SQUIRREL bit TAHOOMAN again! Argh! ***! SQUIRREL is LAUGHING! You little rat! SQUIRREL is not a RAT! SQUIRREL is angry! SQUIRREL wants to fight! Geez. This is low. I'm fighting with a freaking SQUIRREL! That's right! Well, go me! Go, TAHOOMAN! I'm ready for ya Squirrel! SQUIRREL sent out SQUIRREL! This should be easy... TAHOOMAN used RUSSIANKICK! My special attack... TAHOOMAN kicked SQUIRREL in the BALLS! ?! As in POKEBALLS! Oh...I thought you meant something else... SQUIRREL used INNOCENTLOOK! Aw... SQUIRREL used BITE! SQUIRREL bit TAHOOMAN! Ow!! That's illegal and painful! You're gonna get it, Squirrel! TAHOOMAN used RUSSIANKICK! Is that the only attack I know?! Pretty much! TAHOOMAN kicked SQUIRREL in the NUTS! ?! As in the NUTS for SQUIRREL's DINNER! Ok... SQUIRREL used CHATTER! CHATTERING was CUTE! Aw... SQUIRREL used BITE! SQUIRREL bit TAHOOMAN! You'd think someone would learn! Shut up. TAHOOMAN again used RUSSIANKICK! If I hit him in the... TAHOOMAN kicked SQUIRREL in the BEANS! Aw man... As in the SACK of BEANS SQUIRREL was HOLDING! Ok, can we stop it with the lame testes joke? MAYBE! SQUIRREL used CUTENESS! CUTEPUFF appeared! Aww!!! TAHOOMAN is VULNERABLE! SQUIRREL used BITE! TAHOOMAN should keep up his GUARD! But the widdle-OUCH-Cutepuff is so-OUCH-cute! TAHOOMAN used RUSSIANKICK! Lemme guess...it's gonna be the frank this time. NO! SQUIRREL is a FEMALE! Ch-ch-CHING! GROAN! I give up! This battle has met a new level of stupidy! TAHOOMAN ran away! And I lost against the Squirrel, right? NO! TAHOOMAN lost against CUTEPUFF! sigh* Even more pathetic...