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		Battle #7: Opening Night

	Poor Lance got dragged into an N*SYNC concert and almost had to perform in front of all of those people in battle #7. He also faced up to his biggest secret...well, you'll just have to read to find out. In Battle #8, I'd like to say the Voo Doo Bunny of Death is a real thing in real life. Very inside joke, lots of people will be confused.

			Battle #8 Voo Doo Bunny of Death Player: Mary (Loss vs. Jusenkyo Guide, Battle #5) I've...been...running...for...the...last...two...battles...and...I...STILL...haven't found...Jess... DACTA MPR collapsed! DACTA MPR is exhausted! All thanks to YOU, you stupid Narrator... SOMETHING is coming up in the DISTANCE! Something? Not someONE? VOODOOBUNNYOFDEATH appeared! OH CRAP! VOODOOBUNNY wants to KILL you! Oh, no you're not you wretched piece of- NSACI appeared! NSACI: No swearing, you naughty teen! groan Fine. "Oh no you're not you wretched piece of...CLOTH!" VOODOOBUNNY sent out VOODOOBUNNY! Ha! I've got you now, rabby! VOODOOBUNNY does not like the name RABBY! It SUGGESTS that VOODOOBUNNY is a RABBI! VOODOOBUNNY grabbed a PIECE of DACTA MPR'S HAIR! Evil rabbit! Give that back! Pencils, go! PENCILS poked VOODOOBUNNY in the STOMACH! It doesn't effect VOODOOBUNNY! ?! However, it DOES effect DACTA MPR! Severe indegestion!!! Severe indegestion!!! Ahhh! It must've been those chili dogs! VOODOOBUNNY is grinning EVILLY! My...stomach...who sent this evil bunny upon me?! VOODOOBUNNY sent ITSELF! VOODOOBUNNY doesn't like DACTA MPR Actually, VOODOOBUNNY is a friend of DOOMPUFF! Argh...it figures...someone hand me those Tums? SOMEONE handed DACTA MPR the TUMS! There are only the CITRUS flavour LEFT! Oh man! I hate that flavour! Forget it, put it back on the medicine shelf. SOMEONE put the TUMS back on the MEDICINESHELF! My God my God, why hath thou forsaken me? NARRATOR points out that's ALREADY been DONE! NARRATOR also points out POKEBATTLESFANS are not all CATHOLIC! Oh shut up. Show me a sign, God! GOD held up ASIGN! Ha ha. Very funny. GOD: Pushy. GOD sent JESS MPR! JESS MPR is falling from the SKY! Catch her, DACTA! Oh my gosh! She's falling at the rate of a boulder! DACTA MPR used GRACEFULCATCH! GRACEFULCATCH wasn't very GRACEFUL! Ooooof! DACTA MPR and JESS MPR fell over! Painful, yet still a sign. Jess, now we take on the Voo Doo Bunny of Death! JESS MPR recognizes the VOODOOBUNNY! JESS MPR: Hey...isn't that the bunny that you found in your winter jacket pocket and tied it to a stick and nearly burned it? Shhhh! You don't have to share it with the world, do you?! VOODOOBUNNY still wants to fight! Bring it on, Rabbit! To be continued... Next time, the Voo Doo Bunny of Death will attempt to take over the White Version while fighting Dacta MPR and Jess MPR! Will The Voo Doo Bunny of Death win? Find out, on the next Opera-erm, Pokebattle!
Battle #7 Opening Night Player: Lance of Da Elite Four (Loss vs. NSYNC, Battle #6) JUSTIN: Concert night! OH MY GOD! YOU MEAN I HAVE TO PERFORM?! IN FRONT OF ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE!? J.C.: Lance, you've done it before. I'm tellin' ya, you've got the wrong guy! You want the dead guy! CHRIS: I'm tellin' ya, too much booze. JOEY: Anyway, if you're sure you don't know the music, here it is. Oh my Lord! It's a BASS PART!! I'm a frickin' soprano! I've hidden it for my whole life, but I have an unaturally high voice! Bass?! Bass?! I should've figured from his stupid last name! Oh, so my thoughts are bright, seizure-inducing green? NARRATOR: Yup! LANCE was pushed ON-STAGE! OhGodohGodohGodohGod! FANS are going CRAZY! Ha. Wait till I tell them their beloved NSYNC is terribly pathetic. LANCE reached for MICROPHONE! But CONCERT already STARTED! NSYNC started sining WRETCHEDBOYBANDSONG! What'llIdo,what'llIdo??? GOD used REVIVE! Ally LANCEBASS was REVIVED! Thank the Lord! GOD: You better believe it! LANCE began to SPEW NONSENSE!! Ohthankgodyerhereyouseei'mnotabassatalli'masoprano,oneof- J.C.: Dead guy? NSYNC is confused! Finally! Sweet revenge! Now they'll hurt themselves in their confusion! Muahahahaha! NSYNC is too FAMOUS to hurt themselves in their confusion! Oh yeah?! Well take this, you curly haired bastards! LANCE used INCREDIBLYHIGHNOTE! JOEY: Ahhh! A male soprano! CHRIS: Run for you frickin' life! NSYNC is running! N*SYNC trampled their FANS! Ahhh...finally. Something happens in my favour. FANS are angry! FANS threw LANCE into MOSHPIT! Have mercy! OH GOD, THAT GUY'S HUGE! FATGUY used SMUSH! This is the end! LANCE is getting PRIED off the GROUND! Ally LANCEBASS pried LANCE off the GROUND! Last battle you tried to kill me! Ally LANCEBASS: Ummm...PMSing? LANCE gave LANCEBASS a DISTRUBEDLOOK! LANCE ran away SCREAMING! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!! LANCE lost to Ally LANCEBASS!