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		Battle #9

	The Voo Doo Bunny of Death took on Dacta MPR...and it looks as if the Voo Doo Bunny may have already won... The Death of The Webmaster was one of the strangest battles I have wrote, including the Ominis' speech, Eric MHE's speech, Orange Webmaster's speech and Ultrainer's speech.

Battle #9 Invincible Enemies Player: Mary (Unconfirmed ending vs. Voo Doo Bunny of Death) Now you die, rabbit! VOODOOBUNNY tu no QUIERO MORIR! Argh! Speak ENGLISH! VOODOOBUNNY doesn't want to DIE! But VOODOOBUNNY won't DIE! That's what you think! VOODOOBUNNY still holds a STRAND of your HAIR! Thus, VOODOOBUNNY can make you EXPERIANCE the PAIN VOODOOBUNNY is FEELING! Evil bunny...PENCIL SPRAY! DACTA MPR is EXPERIANCING VOODOOBUNNY'S pain! Geez, I didn't know my attack was THAT weak. JESS MPR used PENCILTIARAPOWER! Jess, I'm going to --OWWWWW! VOODOOBUNNY is EATING while FIGHTING you! VOODOOBUNNY thinks you're a PUSHOVER! Eating?...wait! Narrator, grant me this! Tell me what the bunny's eating! VOODOOBUNNY is eating CHILIBURRITO! Straight from the COUNTRY of CHILE! All right, let's see my Pokemon list... DACTA MPR'S POKEMON: MOLLIE, PENCILS, PENS, UNRULY SCISSORS AND CHILIBURRITO Yes! Chili Burrito! Go! CHILIBURRITO is being EATEN! Chili Burrito, use the....GAS attack! CHILIBURRITO used GAS! VOODOOBUNNY has GAS! My...nose...is...melting... CHILIBURRITO used INDIGESTION! VOODOOBUNNY has INIDIGESTION! Try the...DIAREA! JESS MPR: Oh God no! Chili Burrito, forget it! CHILEANLEADER appeared! CHILEANLEADER: Ahhh! It's eating my burrito! Wait, that's MY burrito! DACTA MPR wants it HER way! NARRATOR demands you go to BURGERKING! sigh When will I be taken seriously? CHILEANLEADER used NUCLEARHOLOCAUST! VOODOOBUNNY evaded attack! NUCLEARHOLOCAUST exploded EARTH! Yaaaaaaa! WHITEWEBMASTER appeared! WHITEWEBMASTER caught CHILIBURRITO! WHITEWEBMASTER is eating CHILIBURRITO! WHITEWEBMASTER: Hmmm...not bad. You idiot, save me! WHITEWEBMASTER: First say the magic words. THE WHITE VERSION DESERVES TO BE THE #1 SITE ON THE NETWORK!!! WHITEWEBMASTER: Actually, it was "Chili Burrito" but I guess that'll do. EARTH was restored! VOODOOBUNNY is going to take over the WORLD! VOODOOBUNNY: At least the White Version, then! Uh oh. Does the Voo Doo Bunny still have my hair? VOODOOBUNNY still does! D'oh! VOODOOBUNNY is going to FACE the WHITEWEBMASTER! VOODOOBUNNY: This oughta be a cinch! WHITEWEBMASTER: Bring it on! Wait!! But who won the battle??? WHITEWEBMASTER: Oh. That. I'll just concoct up something so they think someone won. HITLER used KILL! ALLYFORCES evaded attack! ALLYFORCES used REBEL! It's super effective! HITLER fainted! Oh brother. In the next battle, the Voo Doo Bunny faces the White Webmaster...do each have the stuff? Find out the next Opera-erm, Pokebattle!
			Battle #10 The Death of the Webmaster Player: White Version Webmaster (No Record) That's a very...ENCOURAGING title. Player: White Version Webmaster (No Record, but by the title we can tell what's gonna happen to this record!) Very funny, Narrator. VOODOOBUNNY is grinning EVILLY at WHITEWEBMASTER! VOODOOBUNNY: Now you diiiie! This is going to be the shortest Pokebattle in the history of Pokebattles... VOODOOBUNNY is getting ready to KILL WHITEWEBMASTER! VOODOOBUNNY sent out RABIDFLOWER! Oh my gosh! It's drooling all over the place! Yeeech! Where's my weed killer? WHITEWEBMASTER can't find WEEDKILLER! And RABIDFLOWER isn't a WEED! RABIDFLOWER is a RABID FLOWER! Like I care. RABIDFLOWER used RABIDBITE! WHITEWEBMASTER just barely evaded attack! pant This is the end... ALLTHEOTHER WEBMASTERS appeared! Hey, everyone. How's it going? Pretty good. Check out my site everyone! Oh my gosh! They're gonna turn this battle into an advertizement, just like they did the message board! SIGN MY GUESTBOOK! No wonder the title is the death of the Webmaster...now all of you must die for ruining my battle! WHITEWEBMASTER used CRAZYKILLINGSPREE! AUTHORITIES found out! Uh oh... WHITEWEBMASTER was thrown into COURT! I'm innocent, I tellz ya, I'm innocent! sob I was just on a druken rage- YOU weren't on a druken rage! WHITEWEBMASTER used STRANGLEERICMHE! But, it failed! Damn. The JURY reached a VERDICT! The JURY finds WHITEWEBMASTER guilty! The WHITEWEBMASTER must forever BATTLE with VOODOOBUNNY for PUNISHMENT! Oh crap. This is the most unjust verdict of all... VOODOOBUNNY wants to fight! sob This is going to be a painful happening... VOODOOBUNNY used KILL! WHITEWEBMASTER was killed! Thank the Lord! GOD used REVIVE! WHITEWEBMASTER was revived! Noo! I didn't want to be revived! You just added in that death so the title would be true, huh Narrator? NARRATOR nods! VOODOOBUNNY wants to fight! sniffsniff WAHHHHH! TEACHER: And what's the moral of our story, kids? CHILDREN: Never try and kill all the Webmasters at once!