Battle #56: Mario Adventures 6 October 12 (Saturday), 2002 Player: Mario [Record: 5-3-2 Win vs. 11 Boos, #55] Location: Bowser Valley Whoa.. we did it... and we're alife! NARRATOR points it up that you're ALONE! WHAT??? Where's Luigi? And Yoshi????? They... died. It can't be! Of course! It wasn't narrated, therefore.. they're alive! NARRATOR was JOKING! You know, for a while you have-a been talking like a regular human. That's one of recent NARRATOR's PROBLEMS! It feels like AN HUMAN! Figures... GIANT MOLE appeared! GIANT MOLE wants to fight! GIANT MOLE send out GIANT MOLE! Go! MARIO! A good fight will probably helf you to un-humanize, Narrator! There it haven't been a long battle in a lot of time... Hum.. Giant Mole.... a Fireball will probably work! MARIO used FIREBALL! Is not very effective... Enemy GIANT MOLE used WALK! Enemy GIANT MOLE walks towards you! Aaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!!!!!!! JUMP! MARIO used JUMP! MARIO jumped! Enemy GIANT MOLE used WALK! Enemy GIANT MOLE is walking.. under you! Enemy GIANT MOLE was renamed GIANT MORON! O_O Enemy GIANT MORON feels bad! Enemy GIANT MORON run away! Ok... BOWSER'S CASTLE appeared! YAY! ^_^ NARRATOR thinks you're turning into a PB CHARACTER.. too fast! Hey, I have been in 6 battles nonstoply... no one can survive that. Agreed o.o GUARDIANS OF THE CASTLE appeared! Who they are? HEAVY CHUNK OF METAL, GIANT BLADE OF GRASS, STORM DRAIN and RADIOACTIVE LIFE CEREAL! Great... my almost-last opponents are PB RANDOM STUFF? That's-a hummiliating! HECHOFME wants to fight! GBOG wants to fight! SD wants to fight! RLC wants to fight! Go! MARIO! Meh... use fireball.. or something! MARIO used FIREBALL! GBOG was BURNED! GBOG fainted! YA-HOO! Enemy SD used DRAIN! RLC was fully DRAINED... of RADIOACTIVITY! RLC fainted! SD fainted! Neat... Enemy HECHOFME used FALL! Enemy HECHOFME fell from a cliff! HECHOFME fainted! MARIO wins! ... ... ... GREAT! MARIO enters on BOWSER's castle Location: Bowser's castle 4 DOORS  appeared! Ok.. I will enter in the #1 MARIO used ENTER! MARIO clicked the ENTER button...! Stop of make puns, or I wil get naked right now, scaring the few readers we have! ..opening the DOOR#1! Better. MARIO enters the ROOM! Various YELLOW THINGS apopeared! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! MARIO used RUN! MARIO kept going and crashed.. into DOOR! MARIO destroyed the DOOR! MARIO kept still going and crashed.. into DOOR#8! Various CHARGIN' CHUCKS appeared! MARIO kept going and crashed.. into CHARGIN' CHUCKS! CC flew away like BOWLING PINS! MARIO kept going and crashed... into DOOR! MARIO is now in a DARK ROOM! DARK ROOM wants you to join the DARK SIDE! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MARIO kept running and crashed.. into BOWSER's CHAMBER! BOWSER wants to fight! Bring it on! Go me! Go! MARIO! Enemy BOWSER send out MECHAKOOPASx2! Cheater... Me, use Stomp! MARIO used STOMP! MECHAKOOPAS were STOMPED! Grab! MARIO used GRAB! MECHAKOOPAS were GRABBED! and.... throw! MARIO used THROW! MECHAKOOPAS were THROWED! MECHAKOOPAS kept going and crashed... into BOWSER! BOWSER is MAD! BOWSER used FIREBALLS! I will use my own fireballs! MARIO used FIREBALLS! FIREBALLS kept going and crashed... into FIREBALLS! FIREBALLS fainted! FIREBALLS fainted! Oi... BOWSER is really MAD! And? What? BOWSER is evolving! This one is new.. BOWSER evolved into DESTROYING REVENGING BOWSER OF RAGE, also known as RAGINGBOWSER, YET ANOTHER DOOMPUFF RIP-OFF or PROOF THE WEBMASTER NEEDS A LIFE! Enemy RAGINGBOWSER used RAGINGSLASH! Is VERY; VERY powerful! And super-effective. MARIO is about to die! Just a question, before of die: Why are you "revenging"? RAGINGBOWSER: Because I am the worst character in Melee! I think Pichu is worse. RAGINGBOWSER: Dang. And now... bye, world! MARIO died! Battle #57: Slayers October 14 (Monday), 2002 Player: Lina Inverse [Record: No Record] Location: Desert of Desesperation C'mon guys, keep walking! We must get to Bowser's castle at the end of the day! Allies WONDER why THEY should GO and KILL the DOOMPUFF SPIN-OFF, seeing at it's MORE POWERFUL than them! Because his castle must be full of valuabale treasures, that's why! GOURRY: ... ZELGADIS: ... AMELIA: ... PHILIA: ... Huh? What? ZELGADIS: You always thinking of the same. Sheesh.. And? Also... BOWSER'S CASTLE has NO TREASURES! NONE! ZERO! NADA! NO! Oookey, ookey, I got it... in that case, WHY ARE WE ON A FRIGGIN POKEBATTLE? Probably because the WEBMASTEr is TOO LAZY for CREATE new CHARACTERS, so he grabs them from ANIMES, BOOKS, VIDEOGAMES... Daniel, Chain Man, Sara, Jesús, Vincent, Juanximo and Pokekiller are original. But MANY OTHER CHARACTERS aren't! Plus.. how do you know THAT MUCH about WOOD? Internet. SLAYERS WORLD has no internet! Wood one does. Point.. XELLOS appeared1 Ah, Xellos, our friend, what do you want? XELLOS wants to fight! This time the old expression fits really nice O_o Go, me! Go! LINA! Enemy XELLOS send out XELLOS! One against one, eh? Fireball! LINA used FIREBALL! Is not very effective.... Enemy XELLOS used TRICK! Enemy XELLOS tricked you! And...? This attack was a waste of time. LINA losts its turn! WHAT???? Oh, he tricked me... darn. Enemy XELLOS used LIGHT ARROW! ARROW is LIGHT! ARROW floats away! XELLOS: Huh? LINK appeared! LINK: At least someone with the same problem than me! LINK ran away! Xellos, get used to Pokebattles... Now, RAGNA SWORD! LINA used RAGNA SWORD! RAGNA SWORD appeared! RAGNA SWORD used SLASH! XELLOS fainted! LINA wins! Well, that's good... SOMETHING is coming! SOMETHING was renamed RAGINGBOWSER! RAGINGBOWSER wants to fight! Fine.. Meanwhile... Battle #58: Dragonlance October 15 (Tuesday), 2002 Player: Tanis the Half-Elf [Record: No Record] Location: Desert of Desesperation NARRATOR thinks WEBMASTER is run out of ideas for CHARACTERS! Why? His LAST CHARACTERS were all ALREADY EXISTING ONES! So what? ... You're dumber than your ORIGINAL, you knew? ... Allies appeared! Ah, my friends, you're finally there! Now let's go and destroy the monster called Ragingbowser! Allies wonder WHY! Why? Because is evil. Period. Allies oppose! ALLIES want to fight! Whaaat? No fair! You ran away! VARIOUS HOURS used PASS! VARIOUS HOURS passed! Allies appeared! AAAAAHH! LINK appeared! ISAAC appeared! LINK allied with you! ISAAC allied with you! Nice! ALLIES want to fight! ALLIES were renamed FLINT, TAS, CARAMON, RAISTLIN, STURM, GOLDMOON and RIVERWIND! You know, 7 vs.3 is sort of unfair. Enemy FLINT doesn't cares! Other enemys agree! Something is coming! What? See it on the next battle! This one sucked. Just WAIT! Oookeeey Two Months Special Battle Battle #59: Ragingbowser attacks! October 16, 2002 Player1: Lina Inverse [Record: 1-0-0] Her text Color Player2: Tanis [Record: 0-0-1] His text color Location: Desert of Desesperation Two players? Again.... RAGINGBOWSER appeared! RAGINGBOWSER wants to fight! We too.. how about you, allies? Ally GOURRY wants to fight! Ally ZELGADIS wants to fight! Ally AMELIA wants to fight! Ally PHILIA wants to fight! Ally LINK wanta to fight! Ally ISAAC wants to fight! Ally TAS wants to fight1 Ally FLINT wants to fight! Ally CARAMON wants to fight! Ally RAISTLIN wants to fight! Ally RIVERWIND wants to fight! Ally GOLDMON wants to fight! 14 vs. 1 Altough being Ragingbowser a Doompuff Rip-off, we're in a losing position from start. In that case, let's go a few feets back. ... Sigh... Go.. me! Go, me! Go! TANIS! Go! LINA! Allies send out allies! LINK ran away! ISAAC ran away! TRAITORS! I would do the same... Bah, Dragon Slayer Slash! LINA used DRAGON SLAYER! Random DRAGON was SLAYED! Random DRAGON died! TANIS used SLASH! DRAGON CORPSE was SLASHED! DRAGON CORPSE fainted! Enemy RAGINGBOWSER used ROAR! Allies ran away scared! Figures... Fireball! LINA used FIREBALL! FIRE appeared1 FIRE got a BALL form! FIREBALL used HIT! FIREBALL hit RAGINGBOWSER! RAGINGBOWSER used HIT! RAGINGBOWSER hits back! RAGINGBOWSER and FIREBALL are in love! RAGINGBOWSER and FIREBALL walk away in the sunset! LINA wins! TANIS wins! Well, at least we won. WEBMASTER thinks this battle is too short! And? You will battle EACH OTHER! Ok.. Slash! TANIS used SLASH! SLASH FIC appeared! LINA and TANIS are the MAIN CHARACTERS! LINA reads it! TANIS reads it! LINA fainted! TANIS fainted! ... ... ... NARRATOR wins! Battle #60: Second try October 17(Thursday), 2002 Player: Mario [Record: 8-4-2 loss vs. Ragingbowser, #56] Location: Land of the Dead Where I am? PETER thinks that the BIG SIGN that says "Welcome to the LAND OF THE DEAD" clears it! Ah. Peter? LAND OF THE DEAD'S NARRATOR! I was the OLD NARRATOR! That explains why my text is RED! So.. I'm dead? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! What can I do now? RUN! ... for get to the PORTAL that makes you COME BACK TO LIFE! Woohoo! DOOMPUFF appeared! My life sucks ;_; JUANXIMO appeared! JUANXIMO: Someone said suck? GARET: No. WOSP: Suck? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! BIN LADEN: Yes, US sucks AL GORE: Don't use that language, idiot. VEGETA: What's going on? ... ANY OTHER CAMEO FROM A DEAD CHARACTER AND I WILL GET NAKED NOW! WOSP ran away! BIN LADEN ran away! AL GORE ran away! VEGETA ran away! ...JUANXIMO remains! ...GARET remains! ...DOOMPUFF remains! The fact DOOMPUFF wants to FIGHT is OBVIOUS! JUANXIMO and GARET ally with you! Fine! Let's go! DOOMPUFF wants to fight! Go! MARIO! Ally GARET send out GARET! Ally JUANXIMO send out JUANXIMO! Enemy DOOMPUFF send out DOOMPUFF! Enemy DOOMPUFF used ACID SLOBBER! Hammer Smash! MARIO used HAMMER SMASH! MARIO SMASHED a HAMMER! SMASHED HAMMER hits ACID SLOBBER! SMASHER HAMER melted.. and so did ACID SLOBBER! Ally GARET used HEAT WAVE! Is not very effective... Ally JUANXIMO used SCARY FACE! Ally JUANXIMO's face is SCARYly ugly! ...it had no effect on DOOMPUFF! Shoot! We're about to die! Enemy DOOMPUFF used ROLLOUT! Enemy DOOMPUFF is rolling like crazy! Ally JUANXIMO used 69! A 6 flies towards DOOMPUFF! A 9 flies towards DOOMPUFF! 6 hits DOOMPUFF! DOOMPUFF lost its direction! 9 hits DOOMPUFF! DOOMPUFF is going to a CLIFF! DOOMPUFF fell from the CLIFF! DOOMPUFF fainted! O_O We.. won Doompuff? GARET: We did it.. because we can! IVAN: That phrase is mine. GARET: Shut up. IVAN walks away! PORTAL appeared! JUANXIMO: I will enter on it! GARET wants to fight! JUANXIMO wants to fight! Enemy JUANXIMO used HIT! Enemy JUANXIMO hit on GARET! GARET fainted in horror! Figures... Fireball! MARIO used FIREBALL! MARIO fired a BALL! BALL fell from the CLIFF! Enemy JUANXIMO used ENTER! Enemy JUANXIMO entered on the portal! PORTAL closed! Why did you not punned that? PETER was bored! Ok.. Battle ended!