Player: Zack "Galaxy" Cosmo [Record: 1-0-0 win vs. Bunch of Idiots, #65]
Location: Spaceship
I MUST RUN FOR MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where did YOU get that IDEA?
This going to EXPLODE!!!!
I have no time for talk with a Narrator!
NARRATOR wonders why is so IMPORTANT to ESCAPE!
Is this place explodes while I am on it, it will kill you too!
Nope!
I tell you the truth. Seriously.
In that case...
NARRATOR helps ZACK run away!
TELEPORTER appeared!
No! Last time I lost my left arm, plus two of my toes!
O.o
Hey, they're some of my metallic parts.
Oh.
Anyways, there is no other choice.
Hum.. a safe place... where can I go??
METALLIC VOICE: One minute for selfdestruct
ACK! I will just put a random place, it will be better than selfdestruction..
ZACK puts A RANDOM PLACE!
ZACK usd the TELEPORT!
ZACK travels to A RANDOM PLACE!
Location: A Random Place
Huh.. where I am?
According to the thing above, this is a random place... which one?
SARA: My house.
Oh.
Anyways, hi there.
*What a cute girl, if only she was older..*
SARA: I can read your mind.
AAAHHHH!!
SARA: I was joking :p
Time: A few minutes after the above scene
Location: Sara's house, taking a coffee
KOFFING appeared!
Stupid Koffing, leave now! No coffee for you!
KOFFING: :(
SARA: So you're a part of the S'A....
And you're here for stop Ragingbowser...
Yep.
SARA: And how're you going to stop it?
I will stop it, probably I will shot him.
SARA: You know, Raging is a Doompuff rip-off, you're going to ide much easier than he.
Oh.
SARA: I will help you anyways, I'm bored of being an extra.
You know, this must have a battle in order to count as a battle, of course.
KOFFING wants to fight!
KOFFING send out KOFFING!
What an interesting plot twist.
Go, me!
Go! ZACK!
Coffee throw!
ZACK used COFFEE THROW!
ZACK ther COFFEE!
KOFFING drinks the COFFEE!
KOFFING was renamed KOFFEENG!
KOFFEENG is made of KOFFEE, er, COFFEE!
KOFFEENG isn't happy!
KOFFEENG fainted!
ZACK wins!
This one was easy..
Battle #67: It continues... September 28, 2002
Player: Zack "Galaxy" Cosmo [Record: 2-0-0 win vs. Koffeng, #67]
Location: Wood City
NARRATOR comes back from VACATION!
Vacation?That would explain the slowness in update...
That's because WEBMASTER is LAZY!
Oh...
Anyways, what the heck are we doing???
Or what is going to be the next plot, anyways?
WEBMASTER used RANDOM PLOT CREATOR!
Uh-oh...
RPC: Zack turns into Wobbuffet
Niiii!!!, er, Noooooo!!!!!
ZACK was renamed WOBBUZACK!
Great, now what?
Finf the WAY to be YOURSELF again!
SARA: I will help you!
SARA used DEVOLVE BEAM!
What? WOBBUZACK is devolving!
Oh, yeah!
WOBBUZACK devolved into WYNZACK!
...
SARA: ...
GREAT; NOW I'm even UGLIER!
STOP of COPY the NARRATOR!
I do not copy the- what an idea!
Let me your brown color, narrator!
NARRATOR says that WYNZACK is being illegal!
NARRATOR adds that NOW is NOT!
NARRATOR didn't said such a thing!
WYNZACK devolved into ZACK!
ZACK gets removed his BROWN COLOR!
But I'm back to myself, ha!
SARA: Now let's go and find Ragingbowser.
RAGINGBOWSER appeared!
..he found us before
RAGINGBOWSER wants to... kill?
No good.
Go, gun!
Go! GUN!
Ally SARA send out CLEFAIRY!
Enemy RAGINGBOWSER send out RAGINGBOWSER!
Uh-oh...
Enemy RAGINGBOWSEr used RAGE!
Enemy RAGINGBOWSER is RAGING!
....
GUN used SHOOT!
GUN shoots a BULLET!
It had no effect on enemy RAGINGBOWSER!
CLEFAIRY used FAIRYSLAP!
It did so and so damage...
We're dead...
CHAIN MAN appeared!
Wha?
CHAIN MAN: I finally found you!
CHAIN MAN used CHAIN WHIP!
CHAIN MAN uses his CHAIN as a WHIP!
Critical hit!
RAGINGBOWSER decided to appear later!
You win!
SARA wins!
CHAIN MAN wins!
RAGINGBOWSER ties, as is a DOOMPUFF-RIP-OFf and therefore never LOSES!
Hey Chain guy, want to join?
CHAIN MAN: I am a MAN, not a GUY. And you must beat me first!
Fine..
