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The Third Wood Tournament: Masters of 50 battles

Again, we're here for live a great event, in case, the 3rd tournament. It should have been in battle #48, but the author HAD to do #50 on Saturday, and therefore he let the Tournament awa... WEBMASTER: Shut up or die. Yessir! I meant, he decided to do it after 50 batttles, becuase... he's a genius! better? WEBMASTER: Yeah! *phew* (Posted October 6, 2002)

The almighty contesttants, or something: Daniel [Record: 13-2-2] vs. Jesus [Record: 8-3-0 former champion] Erika [7-3-1] vs. Radioactive Life Cereal [0-2-0]

NARRATOR's text Erika's text Radioactive Life Cereal's text Can Radioactive Life Cereal talk????? Of course I can, miss. Oh. ERIKA and RADIOACTIVE LIFE CEREAL; please enter the arena! Let's go! Oddest.Battle.Ever ERIKA wants to fight! RADIOACTIVE LIFE CEREAL wants to fight! Go Jumpluff! Go, me! ERIKA send out JUMPLUFF! RADIACTIVE LIFE CEREAL was renamed RCL! RCL send out RCL! Sleep Powder! Transform! RLC used TRANSFORM! RLC transformed into GODZILLA! JUMPLUFF used SLEEP POWDER! RGODZILLA is fast asleep! And now, use Solar Beam! Zzzz... I'm not dreaming... JUMPLUFF used SOLARBEAM! RGODZILLA was SPLATTED! RGODZILLA was renamed RLC SPLAT! GRRRRRRRR!!!! ¬_¬ RLC SPLAT was renamed RLC! Heh, that was great Stupid Jumpluff... me, use Radioactive Smell! RLC used RADIOACTIVE SMELL! RLC smells some RADIOACTIVITY! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...  stupid, stupid puns... Sleep Powder! JUMPLUFF used SLEEP POWDER! POWDER is ASLEEP! O_o what? Hah! And now, Radioactive Bomb! RLC used RADIOACTIVE BOMB! Is super effective! JUMPLUFF fainted! Woohoo!!! Your turn Victrebeel!! ERIKA send out VICTREBEEL! VICTREBEEL ate the RLC! VICTREBEEL became RADIOACTIVE! RADIOACTIVE VICTREBEEL exploded! RLC fainted! ERIKA wins!

NARRATOR's text Daniel's text Jesus's text Hour for a rematch, eh? Yes... DANIEL and JESUS, please enter the arena! DANIEL used ENTER! JESUS used ENTER! DANIEL and JESUS entered! DANIEL wants to fight! JESÚS wants to fight! Go, Snorlax! Go, Rhydon! DANIEL send out SNORLAX! JESÚS send out RHYDON! Earthquake! Earthquake! SNORLAX used EARTHQUAKE! RHYDON used EARTHQUAKE! EARTH is SHATTERED too MUCH! EARTH fainted! Great. Now what? Nothing changes! ...oh. MASSIVE SHATTERING caused SNORLAX and RHYDON to faint! O_O O_O DANIEL send out DANIEL! JESÚS send out JESÚS! Why are we sending out ourselves? AUTHOR is too lazy for make a LONG battle! He also needs SLEEP, as there is SCHOOL NEXT DAY! Okey... JESÚS used PRAY! No effect! HA! More dark than Darkness.... DANIEL starts to sing! Is super painful! SEVERAL MINUTES pass! DANIEL used DRAGON SLAVE! DRAGON appeared! DRAGON is DANIEL's SLAVE! SLAVE DRAGON use DRAGONBREATH! SLAVE DRAGON has never used a TOOTHBRUSH! Is super effective! Also, it's Super smelly! JESÚS fainted! YES! DANIEL wins!

And now, the final. PG-13 joke? You decide

NARRATOR's text Daniel's text Erika's text DANIEL and ERIKA, please enter the arena! Seems it's a rematch. Yes dear. Yes it is DANIEL wants to fight! ERIKA wants to fight! Go Crobat! Go Exeggutor! DANIEL send out CROBAT! ERIKA send out EXEGGUTOR! Fly! Psychic! CROBAT used FLY! CROBAT ate a nearly FLY! EXEGGUTOR used PSYCHIC! PSYCHIC was USED! PSYCHIC madly leaves! O.o O.o CROBAT used O.o EXEGGUTOR used O.o EXEGGUTOR's O.o is bigger thanks to its THREE HEADS! CROBAT fainted! Way to go! Get'm Espeon! DANIEL send out ESPEON! Bite! Solarbeam! ESPEON used BITE! EXEGGUTOR was BITTEN! EXEGGUTOR fainted! ERIKA send out ERIKA! Then.. go me! DANIEL retreat ESPEON! DANIEL send out DANIEL! DANIEL used DRAGON SLAVE! ERIKA evaded attack! What? ERIKA used HM 05! ERIKA learned FLASH! Awww... I wanted Stenght! Bah, I will try this one! ERIKA used FLASH!!!???? Is hyper-ultra-effective! DANIEL used BLOODSHOT! DANIEL fainted! ERIKA wins! NARRATOR fainted!

Congrats Erika, you won the iWood Badge 3.0!