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Welcome to PokéBattles: Foxfire Version. PokéBattles are a unique form of parodic Pokémon fanfiction from the early days of the Pokémon fandom and in the style of the games' narration, defined by the presence of a player who speaks, and a NARRATOR who describes (and, often, distorts) everything else, one line at a time. For more information, go to pokebattles.com, the official site. This site is an unofficial revival, and I want it to live and grow.

"Foxfire" is a name for ghostly lights at night. Sparks of light and flame from decay of the past. Ghosts, spirits, things that lead travelers astray. A memory of what has been in the past, and new life stemming from death. This website is both a memorial to Poké Battles as they were, and a revivification of the format that I hope will last longer than it did before. Also, Ninetales.

New battles will come on Thursday. Updates on the state of the network come on Saturday. New Amber Archive versions will come on Saturdays as available. Other updates will come as feasible.

You can contact me, Hiber, at pokebattles.foxfire@gmail.com. The site also has a Discord here.


3/23/2024: Network Update: Sandy Version Battle #110 "Having A Ball" is up! It's good! Go read it!

3/21/2024: Battle 143: Onion Quest is up on Foxfire Version.

3/16/2024: Network Update: Sandy Version Battle #109 "Glitch Out" is up! Go read it! (It's still 3/16 somewhere so it still counts...)

Older News


Latest Battle: Battle 143: A Sappy Ending

And now, time for a Pokébattles tradition: Make the author avatar suffer. Works better if they deserve it.
Also, the cursed ... whateveritis is back. Because I felt like it.

Battle 143: Onion Quest 3/21/2024
Location: Waterfall
Player: Hiber [9-5-5] Last Battle: Draw vs. Sans and Juan. (Battle 141)


... onions. Onions. Need to find some onions.
ONIONSAN appeared!
ONIONSAN: Hey... There... Noticed you were... Here...
No I'm not
HIBER ran away!

Location: Altar Cave

... hmmm ...
ONIONKID appeared!
ONIONKID appeared!
ONIONKID appeared!
ONIONKID appeared!
... no, I'm not that off the deep end.
HIBER ran away!

Location: Amber Forest

MIDGYOTO appeared!
...
MIDGYOTO: hehe lol
MIDGYOTO: son of an onion
... I have sought out the Forbidden Root, and now I must face the penalty for my sins ...
NOT
I'm outta here!!!

HIBER ran away!

Location: Italy?

... how did I get here ...
JUAN. appeared!
JUAN: GIVE... ME... MY... LIVER... BACK...
JUAN. wants to fight!
No.
Can't escape!
What? JUAN. is evolving!
Congratulationns! Enemy JUAN. evolved into HANGED JUAN.!
... please, we all know how this ends...
HIBER used DANCING EMBERS!
HIBER's attack missed!
Enemy HANGED JUAN. used JUAN.DICE!
Enemy HANGED JUAN rolled HELL BOXCARS!
... what does that mean...
HIBER received 216 damage!
HIBER was JAUNDICEd!
... It ... it actually happened...
Oh screw you Sans ...

HANGED JUAN: YOU'RE YELLOW NOW.
HANGED JUAN: THAT'S MY ATTACK.
HIBER's hurt by JAUNDICE!
MIDGYOTO: hehe lol u son of an onion
HIBER's hurt by the SICK BURN!
...tactical retreat.
HIBER used POKé DOLL!
HIBER ran away!

If you enjoyed the battle, you can send feedback to the site email or discuss on the community Discord.

If you enjoyed the battle, you can send feedback to the site email or discuss on the community Discord.

Pokémon and all related properties are owned by Nintendo; other properties used in this work are copyright to their respective owners. I own none of those properties. This site is a work of parody and historical documentation. Poké Battles is owned by Jason Ross.
I own only those characters and concepts original to this work.
Typical fanfiction disclaimer.