PokeFan Battles:
Battle #1: The battle of the Pokebattle: November 05, 1999
Setting: Reality
Player: WebSurfer:
Writer:Lani930 [No Record:]


WebSurfer is surfing the internet!
Well..duh..that was really hard to figure out..
WebSurfer is confused!
WebSurfer hurt itself in its confusion!
Ouch! When did I ever say I was confused?
WebSurfer is confused!
WebSurfer hurt itself in it's confusion!
-Hey! I never said-
WebSurfer is confused!
That's starting to become a little lame..
PokeBattle admits that you're right!
When did PokeBattles start talking?
WebSurfer is confu-
WebSurfer gives Pokebattle a Look!
1.I am not an it..2.I never was-
WebSurfer is confused!
WebSurfer hurt itself in it's confusion!
NOOOOOOOOO! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
PokeBattle grins!
PokeBattle is grinning!
WebSurfer finally makes it to the Aqua Version site!
Huh?? I made it??
WebSurfer is confused!
WebSurfer hurt itself in its confusion!
Quick.. must.. find.. PokeBattle with...Nurse..Joy...
PokeBattle used PokeBall!
Wait a sec.. I never knew we were battling..
WebSurfer was caught!
Do you want to nickname WebSurfer?

Battle #2: Perfect Chaos Problems! December 10, 1999
Setting: Game/Reality
Player: Ash Ketchum:
Writer: Bra1n1ac@aol.com [No Record:]

What do you mean, "No Record!" I've got 8 badges, and I think you should know that…
Player: Ash Ketchum [NO RECORD!!!!!!]
Okay, okay, geez.
CHAOS appeared!
Hey, aren't you the bad guy from "Sonic Adventure?"
CHAOS wants to fight!
Yes!! I'll kick your butt!
CHAOS used CHAOS EMERALD STONES on CHAOS!
What?! CHAOS is evolving!
OH, NO!!!
CHAOS evolved into PERFECT CHAOS!
ACK!
Well, you still don't scare me, no matter how perfect you are! All right!
Go Squirtle!
ASH sent out SQUIRTLE!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS used MIGHTY TIDAL WAVE CAPABLE OF DESTROYING WHOLE CITIES ATTACK!
SQUIRTLE is WASHED AWAY in the MIGHTY TIDAL WAVE CAPABLE OF DESTROYING WHOLE CITIES!
SQUIRTLE drowned!
Use next Pokemon?
Grrr…. All right! go, Bulbasaur!
ASH sent out BULBASAUR!
Bulbasaur, use Solar Beam!
BULBASAUR took in SUNLIGHT!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS took in sunlight!
BULBASAUR used SOLAR BEAM!
Nice job, Bulbasaur! You hurt it!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS used POWERFUL SUNLIGHT REFRACTION ATTACK!
It's super effective!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS caused a BLINDING FLASH!
BULBASAUR became BLIND!
Bulbasaur! Razor Leaf, that way!
BULBASAUR is BLIND! It may not attack!
WHAT?!?!?!!?
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS used BREATHE!
Phew.
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS BREATHED ATOMIC FLAME at BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR is FRIED out of existence!
Use next Pokemon?
This is cheap!!!! I'll send out Kingler, Muk, Pikachu, Pidgeotto, and Charizard all at the same time!
OAK: ASH! This is not the time to use that!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS used POWERFUL HOMING BEAM ATTACK THAT KICKS SOME SERIOUS BUTT!
KINGLER, MUK, PIKACHU, PIDGEOTTO, CHARIZARD and OAK fainted!
OH! You Cheater!!!!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS says you're the one that sent out five pokemon at the same time!
Well, It doesn't matter, even if all my pokemon are gone! I've still got my secret weapon! GO!
ASH sent out PLOT WRITER!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS is confused!
Hah! Of course I've got the plot writer on my side! How else do you think I won all those Pokemon League battles with absolutely NO TRAINING!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS says this is really cheap!
Yeah, well, so are your moves!
PLOTWRITER used ALTER PROPABILITY!
PROPABILITY was ALTERED!
ASH is now capable of winning!
Yahoo!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS used MASSIVE SLITHERY LIQUID TENDRIL!! P
LOT WRITER and ASH are ENSNARED!
Stop it! Ow! Quit it! Cut that out!
ASH and PLOTWRITER are being SQUEEZED!
PLOTWRITER fainted!
Not so fast! I demand to not be squeezed!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS did not squeeze ASH!
Good.
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS used, instead, FRY!
YIPE!
ASH is fully FRIED!
ASH fainted!
Cheaterrrrr…
Use next Pokemon?
MISTY and BROCK appeared!
MISTY: How could you do that to ASH?!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS says that he can do that to ASH because he has MAGIC POWERS!
MISTY: That's not what I mean and you know it! We'll teach you a lesson!
MISTY and BROCK want to fight!

Battle #3: Chaos Attacks! December 10, 1999
Setting: Game/Reality
Player: Misty
Writer: Bra1n1ac@aol.com [No Record:]

MISTY wants to fight!
Ally BROCK wants to fight!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS wants to fight!
Now that the formalities are over with, go!
MISTY sent out STARYU!
Ally BROCK sent out ONIX!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS used MIGHTY TIDAL WAVE CAPABLE OF DESTROYING WHOLE CITIES ATTACK!
ONIX and STARYU were washed away in the MIGHTY TIDAL WAVE CAPABLE OF DESTROYING WHOLE CITIES!
That's cheap!
BROCK sent out GEODUDE!
GEODUDE was washed away in the MIGHTY TIDAL WAVE CAPABLE OF DESTROYING WHOLE CITIES!
HEY! Give us a break, huh?
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS gave MISTY and ally BROCK a BREAK!
Good. Go, GOLDEEN!
MISTY sent out PSYDUCK!
Darn you PSYDUCK! You're not GOLDEEN!
PSYDUCK was washed away in the MIGHTY TIDAL WAVE CAPABLE OF DESTROYING WHOLE CITIES!
What!? But there's no MIGHTY TIDAL WAVE CAPABLE OF DESTROYING WHOLE CITIES here!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS says that with PSYDUCK, that doesn't really matter!
I guess you're right. Now, go, GOLDEEN!
MISTY sent out GOLDEEN!
Ally BROCK sent out VULPIX!
Let's see you handle that!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS used HANDLE!
VULPIX and GOLDEEN were HANDLED!
VULPIX fainted!
That's CHEAP!
Ally BROCK sent out ZUBAT!
Oh, well. If you're going to be cheap, I'll be cheap too! GOLDEEN! Use RAZOR LEAF!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS used LAUGH!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS is LAUGHing!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS says that GOLDEEN can't use…
GOLDEEN used RAZOR LEAF!
It's super effective!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS became confused!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS is confused!
YES!!!
It hurt GOLDEEN in it's confusion!
GOLDEEN fainted!
???
That's not what's supposed to happen! You can't do that! You're not even really confused, are you?!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS admits it isn't!
Ah-Ha!
ZUBAT used MIST!
ZUBAT's attack missed!
Darn!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS is FED UP!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS used ONE HIT K.O.!
It's a ONE HIT K.O.!
Cheat!
BROCK, MISTY and ZUBAT fainted!
TOGEPI appeared!
TOGEPI wants to fight!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS is LAUGHing!
TOGEPI used SOFT BOILED!
TOGEPI sent out STEEL POT!
STEEL POT used BOIL & BURN!
TOGEPI is badly BURNED!
TOGEPI: TOGE--------PDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS is BOILED!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS evaporated!
Enemy PERFECT CHAOS fainted!
TOGEPI is hurt by the BURN!
TOGEPI fainted!
Use next Pokemon?

Battle #4: That Brat! January 07, 2000
Setting: Reality
Player: James from Team Rocket
Writer: TomBoy802@aol.com [No Record:]

You wait until this long to write a battle with me in it?!
I'm embarrased!
JESSIE hit JAMES with SLEDGEHAMMER!
...ow...
So, what say we look for something positively evil to do, my partner-in-crime?
JESSIE says YES!
ASH appeared!
That brat!
JESSIE wants to FIGHT!
I want to FIGHT!
Hey, how come Jessie can do it and I can't?
JESSIE: Think really really hard.
JAMES thinks REALLY REALLY HARD!
JAMES pops a VEIN!
JAMES wants to FIGHT!
ow.....
ASH sent out ERYC!
Eryc, the mental hospital escapee?
NO! ERYC, ERIC'S twin BROTHER!
oh. Go, um... go pokemon that doesn't really exist but we don't mind having.
Go, ABBYKADABBY!
...Abbykadabby? Is work getting sloppy or what?
C'mon Jesse, send out your... whatever you have.
Ally JESSE ran AWAY!
hm. coward.
JESSE hits you with a SLEDGEHAMMER!
That really hurt. You know that?
JESSE ran AWAY!
...okay...
Abbykadabby... use... um... a move that doesn't really exist but is really, really good.
ABBYKADABBY used HUGE, POWERFUL PSYCHIC ATTACK THAT COULD WIPE OUT ALL LIFE ON EARTH!
...that will do nicely.
It doesn't effect ERYC!
WHAT?!?!
that's it.
Abbykadabby, return!
Good! ABBYKADABBY return!
JAMES ran AWAY!
ASH withdrew ERYC!
ASH took off MASK!
ASH is really ERIC, THE MENTAL HOSPITAL ESCAPEE!
ERIC: Now he won't be so cocky around me, those brats!

Battle #5: Pokémon Rebellion Febuary 04, 2000
Setting: Reality
Player: Wakuseino
Writer: andalite@hotmail.com [No Record--(despite an impressive showing in Live Battles)]

Urgh... I lost to Eric, Mental Hospital Escapee....
I wish he would have gotten a shorter name.
Oh well.... Go Serebi, go Yun, go Cori, go Itoma!!
Go, Serebi!
Go, Yun!
Go, Cori!
Go, Itoma!
All right, you four failed me miserably. So you'll have to train and train and train until you can defeat all of our opponents in the next tournament!
ITOMA complains!
About what?
ITOMA can't fight POISON Pokčmon!
grr..... you worthless insect!
SEREBI says to be nice to INSECTS!
........... what's with the CAPS on "insects"?
YUN is annoyed!
What, why?
SEREBI demands pay!
Hey, you're Pokčmon, not hired goons!
Enemy SEREBI wants to fight!
Great.... how can it get any worse?
Enemy ITOMA wants to fight!
I really hate you, you know that Itoma?
Enemy CORI wants to fight!
Let me guess....
Enemy YUN wants to fight!
Oh well... I still have Chuuen!
Go, Chuuen!
Enemy YUN used FRIENDSHIP!
What?
CHUUEN joined YUN!
Great..... I'll have to fight you all by myself!
We'll start with you Serebi.
WAKUSEINO used TORNADO!
TORNADO was blocked by BUBBLE BARRIER!
I wish I had an attack like that....
Oh well.
WAKUSEINO used DEMON MIND!
Enemy CORI has the mind of a DEMON!
Ack!
Enemy CORI used BAMBOO SWORD!
Ouch ouch ouch.....
Enemy YUN used LEGENDER SCISSORS!
Not the crawfish.......
WAKUSEINO is hit with a CRAWFISH!
Enemy ITOMA used EYELASER!
umm... isn't that supposed to be "Leer"?
WAKUSEINO was BLOWN AWAY!
no... I'm still here...
Enemy SEREBI used BRAINWASH!
You have an ability like that?
WAKUSEINO was BRAINWASHED!
What would you have me do, Master Serebi?
Serebi: If you work for me as my hired pokčmon, I'll pay you a generous pay of 250 yen an hour!
Yes Master Serebi....
WAKUSEINO joined SEREBI!
YUN joined SEREBI!
ITOMA joined SEREBI!
CORI joined SEREBI!
CHUUEN joined SEREBI!