PokeFan Battles:

Battle #6: We know, Ash!! Febuary 04, 1999
Setting: Anime / Reality
Player: Ash:
Writer:Lani930 ["Last Battle": Loss vs. Perfect Chaos (Battle #2]

This is great! I HAVETWOBADGES!
ASH used IHAVETWOBADGES!
Well,it's true!
POKEBATTLE doesn't BELIEVE you!
I have proof! See,they're right there on my vest!
So haha!
ASH used SEE!
Ash can now SEE Enemy POKEBATTLE!
Oh wow, I never knew a PokeBattle looked like that.
Misty! Brock! Pikachu! Get over here! There's something you should see!
Ash used SEA!
SEAwater fell on ASH!
Hey! That's not funny!
POKEBATTLE thinks it is!
MISTY, BROCK, and PIKACHU appeared!
Guys! Help me! I'm battling an evil PokeBattle!
MISTY,BROCK,and PIKACHU think POKEBATTLE is FUNNY!
Traitors...So, you want to battle PokeBattle?
It won't be that easy for ya, 'cause I'VEGOTTWOBADGES!
POKEBATTLE KNOWS that!
So that's a yes?
POKEBATTLE fainted!
Wow, that was easier than I thought it would be.
MISTY,BROCK,and PIKACHU want to FIGHT!
Well, it won't be easy for you guys either 'cause I HAVETWOBA-
MISTY and BROCK: We know ASH!
PIKACHU: Pi, pikachu!
Does that mean you still want to battle?
MISTY,BROCK, andPIKACHU fainted!
Hehe, works every time.
It's true though, I do HAVETWOBADGES!
MISTY AND BROCK unfaint!
MISTY and BROCK: We gave you those two badges, you know. Now shut up!
Whatever,whatever.Okay,okay.
Hmm..that other guy who looks like me that's over there has eight badges. Oh well.

Battle #7: Unnammed Febuary 19, 1999
Setting: Game / Reality
Player: Serebei
Writer: andalite@hotmail.com [1-0-0] Last battle: Win vs. Wakuseino

DAIMARU appeared!
All hail the great Daimaru... or something like that....
DAIMARU has a quest for you.
Ok... what is it?
DAIMARU: I'm trapped inside this castle until I defeat someone.
And since you can't leave, you want me to do it for you, right?
DAIMARU agrees!
DAIMARU: 9 people will stand in your way. Catch them first so that we can use them.
Not a bad idea, actually.
DAIMARU gives you the location of the first PERSON!
Ok, then I'll just teleport and capture that one.
SEREBEI used TELEPORT!
SEREBEI was TELEPORTED!
SEREBEI appeared!
I hate this part about teleporting.... Someone tells you that you did it three times.
WAKUSEINO used KILL!
WAKUSEINO died!
Uhh... what?
WAKUSEINO: I've defeated your worthless clone Serebi, and you're next!
Serebi? How dare that person impersonate my name and fail to spell it right!
SEREBEI sees SEREBI'S name!
SEREBEI is angry!
Now you shall face my true fury!
SEREBEI used CREATION!
MOUNTAIN was CREATED!
MOUNTAIN fell on SEREBI!
SEREBI fainted!
That was satisfying.
SEREBEI is happy!
Now that I've taken care of him, I can get onto my job.
WAKUSEINO: For such a small creature, you're pretty dangerous.
How dare you insult me in such a way!
SEREBEI is insulted!
WAKUSEINO ran away!
That'll teach him not to insult me.
SEREBEI is happy!
Now then... I'll use my special tracker to find the first person...
SEREBEI used PERSON TRACKER!
PERSON is SEREBI!
Oh great...... how am I going to get this mountain off of him?


Battle #8: The Rebellion of Serebi March 05, 2000
Setting: Reality
Player: Wakuseino
Writer:Wakuseino [Last Battle: 5? 7? Ummm…to tell you the truth I'm not sure…]

Well... things have been boring ever since the Pokebattles live tournament.
I wonder what's been going on?
SEREBI appears!
Hey, that's really interesting. I have a pokemon with the exact same name as you.
SEREBI says he escaped!
Well, I'll just have to prove you wrong...
Go Serebi!
SEREBI is not here!
Umm... this is really strange... oh well...
SEREBI wants to fight!
SEREBI sent out WAKUSEINO!
What in Tatarus...
WAKUSEINO: What in Tatarus...
This is giving me a headache.
WAKUSEINO: This is giving me a headache.
WAKUSEINO wants to fight!
I'll kill that clone myself!
WAKUSEINO: I'll kill that clone myself!
WAKUSEINO sent out WAKUSEINO!
Now! Die, Evil Clone!
WAKUSEINO: Now! Die, Evil Clone!
Wild SEREBEI appeared!
Kill!
WAKUSEINO: Kill!
WAKUSEINO used KILL!
WAKUSEINO died!
I've defeated your worthless clone, Serebi, and you're next!
SEREBEI sees SEREBI'S NAME!
SEREBEI is angry!
Wild SEREBEI wants to fight!
I didn't realize that wild Pokémon could fight like trainers...
SEREBEI uses CREATION!
Creation? Why do I have a premonition that something really painful's going to happen?
MOUNTAIN was CREATED above SEREBI!
............
MOUNTAIN used FALL
MOUNTAIN FELL on SEREBI!
SEREBI fainted!
I'm glad that's over...
SEREBEI is happy!
You're a pretty dangerous pokémon for something so small...
SEREBEI is insulted!
That's it, I'm out of here.
WAKUSEINO ran away!
Wild SEREBEI wins!
SEREBEI is happy!

Battle #9: Tournament Confusion March 05, 2000
Setting: Reality
Player: The Popcorn Man
Writer: Popcorn Man [No Record]
POPCORN MAN is ENRAGED!
That stupid Aqua webmaster!
He said I'd be in his tournament, but was I? NO!
C'mon, Darthluke, let's get this guy!
DARTHLUKE doesn't WANT to!
Oh yeah?
POPCORN MAN slapped DARTHLUKE!
DARTHLUKE will help you!
Good. Now, where is this guy?
ERIC, AW appeared!
Ah, the Aqua webmaster. I've got a bone to pick with you.
ERIC wants to know why you're so MAD!
YOU SAID I'D BE IN THE TOURNAMENT!!!
ERIC says you'll be in the NEXT one!
I'm afraid it's too late for that.
ERIC is ENRAGED!
So is MIKE!
Huh? Where'd Mike come from?
POPCORN MAN is CONFUSED!
Ack! Forget it, I want to fight!
ERIC wants to FIGHT!
MIKE wants to FIGHT!
Ally DARTHLUKE wants to FIGHT!
ERIC sent out ARBOK!
MIKE sent out CHARIZARD!
Ugh, I don't fancy a Maximized Charizard, So let's bring out the big guns, Darthluke.
DARTHLUKE sent out DEATH STAR
GO! GODZILLA!
ERIC and MIKE quiver in FEAR!
Ha Ha! Godzilla, attack!
GODZILLA used SUPER POWERFUL EYE LASER OF CERTAIN DEATH THAT IS ABOUT TEN TIMES STRONGER THAN FANBOY'S GODZILLA'S SUPER POWERFUL EYE LASER OF CERTAIN DEATH!
...long attack.
GODZILLA's attack missed!
DANG!
SUPER POWERFUL EYE LASER OF CERTAIN DEATH THAT IS ABOUT TEN TIMES STRONGER THAN FANBOY'S GODZILLA'S SUPER POWERFUL EYE LASER OF CERTAIN DEATH kept going and crashed!
...Into ERIC and MIKE!
ERIC and MIKE are FRIED crispy!
Err.... not what I expected....but...
Ah well, your turn, Darthluke.
DEATH STAR used ULTRA DESTRUCTIVE GAMMA RAY THAT DESTROYED PRINCESS LEIA'S PLANET!
DEATH STAR was OVERLOADED with POWER!
DEATH STAR EXPLODED!
AGGGH!
ERIC, MIKE, POPCORN MAN, and DARTHLUKE were cooked MEDIUM RARE!
Ouch....
DEATH STAR fainted!
ARBOK fainted!
CHARIZARD fainted!
GODZILLA fainted!
MIKE fainted!
DARTHLUKE fainted!
Guess it's just you and me now, Eric.
ERIC sent out VENUSAUR!
Get'm! MAGIKOOPA!
Magikoopa, Magic beam!
MAGIKOOPA used MAGIC BEAM!
SEVEN BUSHES near VENUSAUR turned into YELLOW KOOPAS!
Ha! Take that!
VENUSAUR used STOMP!
KOOPAS popped out of their SHELLS!
Ack! What have you done?
KOOPAS went back into YELLOW SHELLS!
ERIC: What's so bad about that?
I take it you never played Super Mario World.
What? KOOPAS are evolving!
KOOPAS evolved into IGGY, MORTON, LEMMY, LUGWIG, WENDY BO, LARRY, and BOWSER!
ARGGH! SEE?
ERIC: Not good...
C'mon, let's make a truce and destroy these overgrown turtles!
ERIC agreed!
All right....
GO! MARIO!
MARIO grabbed BOWSER's TAIL!
MARIO swung BOWSER in tight CIRCLES!
MARIO threw BOWSER!
BOWSER flew over the horizon!
The other KOOPAS ran away!
Huh? Why'd they run?
EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM appeared!
ERIC: AGGH!
Aw, Jiggly's SO cute....
ERIC: CUTE? How can you think that thing is CUTE?
Have you ever considered that Doompuff here just wanted a friend?
DOOMPUFF likes POPCORN MAN!
DOOMPUFF was allied with POPCORN MAN!
Heh... do you want to continue our battle NOW, Eric?
ERIC ran away scared!
Heh heh.
DARTHLUKE woke up!
DARTHLUKE saw DOOMPUFF!
DARTHLUKE and DOOMPUFF fell in LOVE!
Ugh! Somebody, PLEASE end this battle before any mushy stuff happens!
Too late!
DARTHLUKE and DOOMPUFF are KISSING!
AAAAAHHHHHH!
POPCORN MAN fainted! Battle #10: Websurfer's Escape April 05, 2000
Setting: Anime
Player: Websurfer [Record: 0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Pokébattles site (Battle #1)
Author: OddLani
Yellow Version Battle #7

Whew..finally got outta that Pokeball and away from that Aqua fanbattle place.
WEBSURFER gasps!
W-w-what's happened to this place?
WEBSURFER is confused!
WEBSURFER hurt the writer of this battle in it's confusion!
There's a message board here!
This is just terrible..I can't believe it.
But,but,WHY?
WEBSURFER is confused!
It hurt itself in it's confusion!
Ow! Stupid narration!
WEBSURFER kicks the MESSAGE BOARD!
Stupid message board!
MESSAGE BOARD is annoyed!
MESSAGE BOARD wants to fight!
Fine then, how much harm can a MESSAGE BOARD do?
WEBSURFER is confu-
WEBSURFER is giving the narration a look!
While WEBSURFER was looking at NARRATOR enemy MESSAGE BOARD used BAN!
WEBSURFER was BANNED from the MESSAGE BOARD!
Do you realize how stupid that attack was?
I didn't want to come back here in the first place.
The attack continues!
WEBSURFER was BANNED from the POKéBATTLES WEBSITE!
I was what?!
And all NETWORK sites!
WEBSURFER fainted!