Fan Battles 16 to 20:




Battle #16: Lani's Mistake April 28, 2000
Setting: Aqua Fan Battles
Writer: Lani930@aol.com
Player: The Devolution Guy [No Record]

I can not believe that stupid writer managed to mess up my name!
Now everyone will think my name is The Evolution Guy, ARGH!
She will pay...mwahaha!
DEVOLUMAN err..GUY has kidnapped LANI!
LANI: C'mon..I didn't mean it! Everyone makes mistakes! No one's perfect!
Lemme outta here!
Shut up!
LANI shut up!
That's better, now c'mon CHU, we've gotta get to AQUA VERSION!

A few days later...

DEVOLUMAN, CHU, and THE DEVOLUVOLKSWAGON have reached AQUA-
Finally! We're here!
FANBATTLES!
What?! This is only the FANBATTLES?!
Yep!
Are you sure?
DEVOLUGUY is CONFUSED!
DEVOLUGUY hurt LANI in it's confusion!
LANI: Ouch! Watch it!
You told us that this was the way to Aqua Version, Lani!
LANI: Hehe,sucker! You actually thought that I would tell you how to get to
AQUA?
Grr.. Now what am I supposed to do?
LANI: Well..you could try climbing over that AQUA wall over there,maybe the
main part of Aqua Version i-
LANI: Oops...
Great idea! C'mon, CHU!
CHU says he's going to guard LANI!
Fine, but if you let her escape I'm devolving you again!
CHU: *gulp*
DEVOLUMAN grins evilly and walks towards the wall!
Watch out, Aqua..
To be continued...





Battle #17: Ultrainer's escape from Shell May 06, 2000
Setting: Shell Version
Writer: rickycone@hotmail.com
Player: Ultrainer

ULTRAINER IS STUCK IN SHELL VERSION!
then what am i doing in aqua's fanbattles?
YOU WERE SENT HERE BY EMAIL!
huh?
BUT YOU ARE STILL IN SHELL!
oh, ok
KITTEN WANTS TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO!
the narrator....
KITTEN SAYS THE WEBMISTRESS IS NARRATOR!
um....thats actually for the shell SITE, not shell BATTLES
KITTEN WANTS TO KNOW WHO IS NARRATOR HERE!
um...eric is.
TRAVELER APPEARED!
that guy again? oh frig.
ULTRAINER USED DIMENSIONAL BLAST!
TRAVELER WAS SENT TO AQUA VERSION!
um.....we are in aqua aren't we?
YOU ARE IN BOTH AQUA AND SHELL!
this is weird.
KITTEN AGREES!
i better slip into aqua before the battle is over...its my only chance to
get home to metal!
ULTRAINER CUT A HOLE OUT OF MIDAIR!
there is aqua...better go...
ULTRAINER WENT TO AQUA!








Battle #18: Blame the Narrator May 06, 2000
Setting: Reality
Writer: Lani930@aol.com
Player: Lani Last battle: Kidnapped by DeEvoluGuy


WHY? WHY? Why did I lose all the battles?
LANI tied once!
Shut up!
It's your fault I lost the battles!
Is not!
Is so!
Is not!
Is so!
Is not!
Is not!
Is s-
Nice try,but did you really think I would fall for that!
LANI smirks!
Actually,I did.
NARRATOR is angry!
NARRATOR wants to fight!
Fine then!
Go! Lani!
Go! Lani!
Lani,use BOOKTHROW!
LANI threw several heavy dictionaries at the NARRATOR!
It had no effect!
Huh? That attack works everytime,what happened?
LANI is confused!
It hurt itself in it's confusion!
Ow!
NARRATOR is just a voice!
LANI appears to be unaware that you can't hit something that has no body!
Um..oops.
NARRATOR used SUPERPOWERFULNARRATORPOWERS!
LANI is scared!
Wow,that's a long name...
You're starting to act like me!
LANI is scared!
LANI fainted!
Cheap..shoulda known..
LANI fainted!
LANI can no longer talk!
Alright,alright,I'll shut up
NARRATOR wins!


Battle #19: Stupid Sister! May 14, 2000
Setting: Reality
Writer: Lani930@aol.com
Player: Jake

Lousy sister..
I'm the one who tells her about Pokebattles and does she give me any credit?
Noooo...
Grr...
JAKE is ANGRY!
JAKE wants to FIGHT!
Unfortunately I can't do that until someone else-preferably my sister-appears.
The least she could do is write a battle with me in it..
JAKE is still ANGRY!
It hurt itself in its anger!
OUCH! Stupid, stupid, stupid!
SISTER appears!
SISTER: Hi there, Jake!
SHUT UP!
SISTER: Sheesh! Mean..
Shut up!
SISTER is ANGRY!
It hurt JAKE in its anger!
Meanie!
JAKE is angry!
JAKE wants to fight!
You betcha!
JAKE sent out JAKE!
SISTER sent out SISTER!
SISTER used BOOKTHROW!
Aw, it appeared to hit JAKE,but
Its attack missed!
SISTER:DRAT!
SISTER used DRAT!
It had no effect!
Are you ever going to let me attack?
JAKE is CONFUSED!
It hurt itself in confusion!
Ouchies! Jake! Use your WHINE attack!
JAKE used WHINE!
SISTER is greatly annoyed!
It hurt itself in its annoyance!
SISTER: Now you've done it...
SISTER used KICK!
JAKE fainted!
No fair!
SISTER wins!
HEY! Gimmme another chance!
SISTER wins!
I'm telling!



Battle #20: Doompuff's Game May 14, 2000
Setting: Reality?
Writer: Lani930@aol.com
Player: Lani

DOOMPUFF is bored!
Yes..I'm getting a tad tired of always just eating trainers and destroying
places..
DOOMPUFF wants to play!
But no one wants to play with me!
Gee,I wonder why!
DOOMPUFF eyes the NARRATOR!
NARRATOR will shut up now!
Good!

Player: Wild Ditto

Let's see..what else is there to transform...
DOOMPUFF appears!
Not...good..not...good...at...all...
DOOMPUF used POKEBALL of DOOM!
WILD DITTO was captured!

Player: The Devolution Guy

Yes! I am at the wall! I..AM AT...THE WALL!
Just gotta knock it over and then AQUA VERSION WILL BE MINE! MWAHAHAHA!
DOOMPUFF appears!
Me, g-
DOOMPUFF used POKEBALL of DOOM!
DEVOLUMAN..err..I mean GUY was captured!

Player: Doompuff

Everyone here? Good, now we can play...
DEVOLUGUY: Play? That does not sound good..
WILD DITTO:*gulps*
ERIC,MHE appears!
ERIC,MHE would like to know what you did to his POKEMON MONOPOLY BOARD!
DOOMPUFF eyes ERIC,MHE!
ERIC,MHE will be leaving now...
ERIC,MHE ran away!
Alright,here's your money...
DEVOLUGUY:You do know you're not supposed to use real money,correct?
Ah,but that's only in the normal Monopoly games..this is a special version.
We'll be playing for the different versions in the network..
WILD DITTO would like BLACK!
DEVOLUGUY wants ORANGE!
Quiet!
DEVOLUGUY attempted to escape!
DOOMPUFF used eat!

Player: The Devolution Guy

DEVOLUGUY was eaten!
Press A rapidly to free yourself!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Close enough!
Aw,it appeared to be caught!
DEVOLUGUY ran away towards the nearest network site!
Any...site..just...not...here...