Fan Battles 21 to 25:

Battle #21: Narrow Escape! June 2, 2000
Setting: Aqua Fanbattles
Writer:  whats_in_a_name123@hotmail.com 
Player: Wild Ditto  (1-0-0, Last Battle: Win versus Trainer)

DOOMPUFF uses POKEBALL of DOOM!
Wild DITTO uses TRANSFORM!
AIR in front of Wild DITTO was TRANSFORMED into IDENTICAL CLONE!
Wild DITTO TRANSFORMED into Wild DITTO very far away from here!
IDENTICAL CLONE of Wild DITTO was caught!
Wild DITTO vanished!

Setting: very far away from here
Wild DITTO appears!
Wild DITTO looks around!
No sign of DOOMPUFF!
Wild DITTO sighs in relief!
"Phew, I escaped.
Wild DITTO stops in confusion!
"How am I talking?
Wild DITTO is CONFUSED!
Wild DITTO-
"Wait, wait, I understand now!
Wild DITTO actually has no idea!
NARRATOR is LOOKING at Wild DITTO suspiciously!
But, NARRATOR lets it PASS!
"Phew…
"Come to think of it, how am I talking? Maybe the trainer I caught knows.
Wild DITTO released the MAGIKARP formerly known as TRAINER!
"Wow, long name. Anyway, do you know how I'm talking?
The MAGIKARP formerly known as TRAINER: Magi karp karp.
"Yeah, you're right. I was talking last battle I was in, too.
The MAGIKARP formerly known as TRAINER: Karp magi karp!
"But I didn't talk in the first battle. Hmmm…
TRAINERKARP suggests that maybe some all-powerful force decided to grant
Wild DITTO the power to speak!
"You may have an idea there. Hmmm… The three all-powerful forces here are
the Webmaster, Narrator, and Author-

Setting:  here

DOOMPUFF uses GLARE of DOOM!

Setting: very far away from here

Wild DITTO narrowly DODGES GLARE!
"Er… Four all-powerful forces. That's what I meant to say… Really…
DOOMPUFF is APPEASED!
"Phew…
"Anyway, I doubt it's the narrator…
NARRATOR says That's right!
NARRATOR GLARES at Wild DITTO for even thinking he would bother with such
insignificant creatures!
"But the Author has great plans for me! He would never let harm come to me!
I'm supposed to become a major villain on the Aqua Fanbattles!
Wild DITTO is WHINING!
TRAINERKARP: Harm like being captured by DOOMPUFF?
"Hey, wait a second… The Author wouldn't have me casually eaten by the
doompuff… So why did it almost capture me?
Wild DITTO is CONFUSED!
With all that entails!
"Ow!
"Could there be… More then one author?
Wild DITTO is speculating!
The POSSIBLITIES are STAGGERING!
In fact, the POSSIBITILITES are not just STAGGERING, they're FALLING down!
On Wild DITTO!
"Ow! Stupid Narrator! Oops! Did I just say that?!
For once, the NARRATOR is not taking hideous REVENGE!
"Huh?!
The NARRATOR SAYS that was not him, that was the AUTHOR, a force even more
powerful then the NARRATOR!
"A force… More powerful then the narrator?
The NARRATOR says YES! And the POSSIBILTIES falling on you was because Wild
DITTO is getting too close to the truth! But you haven't figured it out
completely yet!
A large BOULDER, for no apparent REASON, FALLS on NARRATOR!
A GIANT FIGURE APPEARS out of NOWHERE!
A VOICE BOOMS that the NARRATOR is revealing too much!
NARRATOR is SORRY!
NARRATOR: I am as nothing before you, oh great author!
AUTHOR is APPEASED!
AUTHOR APPEARS on the HORIZON!
"Another author?!
SECOND AUTHOR is RENAMED LANI!
LANI: What's going on here!? This Wild DITTO is supposed to be playing
monopoly with DOOMPUFF!!
FIRST AUTHOR is renamed KEVIN!
KEVIN: No, I have PLANS for this DITTO!
KEVIN WANTS to FIGHT!
LANI WANTS to FIGHT!
Wild DITTO WANTS to RUN!
TO BE CONCLUDED!
BATTLE ENDS!


Battle #22: Three Reasons Not to Insult a Game Show Host June 2, 2000
Setting: Reality
Writer:  hJacob324@aol.com 
Player: Jake

JAKE is watching a GAMESHOW!
This show badly stinks!
GAMESHOW HOST: Are you insulting me?
You heard me! It stinks! You stink!
GAMESHOW HOST: Then why don't YOU try hosting it if you think I'm doing such
a bad job!
I'd rather kill you first!
GAMESHOW HOST: Violent,aren't you?
You betcha! Darn proud of it too!
GAMESHOW HOST wants to fight!
JAKE wants to fight!
Go! Charmeleon!
Go! Charmelon!
Hey! I sent out Charmeleon, not Charmelon!
Hehehe!
Idiotic narration...
GAMESHOW HOST sent out WHEEL! OF! FORTUNE!
Charmelon..err...Charmeleon use your FLAMETHROWER attack!
CHARMELEON used FLAMETHROWER!
WHEEL! OF! FORTUNE! used its SPIN attack!
Aw...it landed on BANKRUPT!
JAKE is broke!
JAKE has no money at all!
Neener neener neener!
Shut up!
What? CHARMELON is evolving!
CHARMELON evolved into CHERRYZARD!
NARRATION suddenly has an urge for fruit!
NARRATION will be right back!
Great, now what do we do?
...
Hello? You there?
NARRATION is back!
Charizard! Use your FIREBLAST attack!
CHERRYZARD used it's FIREBLAST attack!
WHEEL! OF! FORTUNE! is still standing...
WHEEL! OF! FORTUNE! used BUY!
CHERRYZARD was BOUGHT!
Got CHERRYZARD!
It's CHARIZARD you idiot!
Fine,go! DUGTRIO!
Is that your final answer?
Yes! Of course it is!
DUGTRIO! Use EARTHQUAKE!
DUGTRIO used EARTHQUAKE!
WHEEL! OF! FORTUNE! fell to the center of the earth!
WHEEL! OF! FORTUNE fainted!
JAKE wins!
GAMESHOW HOST:No you didn't!
Go! GAMESHOW HOST!
GAMESHOW HOST used QUESTION!
GAMESHOW HOST:Now,if you get this right,you won't faint. If you get this
wrong then you WILL faint. Got it?
Gotcha.
GAMESHOW HOSt: What is 2440 divided by 9?
No duh! It's 360!
GAMESHOW HOST: That is correct! You just won..diddly squat! Zip! Nada!
Nothing!
DUGTRIO used FISSURE!
GAMESHOW HOST fainted!
DUGTRIO and JAKE win!

Battle #23: The Hunt for RED DOOMPUFF June 15, 2000
Setting: Aqua Version
Writer: Lani930@aol.com
Player: Lani


LANI is angry!
If someone doesn't stop it, that RED DOOMPUFF will destroy Pokebattles.com!
Your point?
If that site isn't there I'll have to get a life!
Must...kill....RED...DOOMPUFF....
LANI has a deathwish!
If I die..um...at least I'll get to be on Black Version
RED DOOMPUFF will be taken care of in the SECOND FANFIC!
Did you even read what Jason posted on the message board?
Um..no!
NARRATOR will be right back!
...
NARRATOR is back!
Although I hate to admit it, LANI is right!
DOOMPUFF appeared!
*gulp* Um..hi there..
DOOMPUFF wants to kill-
AHH! SAVE ME! SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
RED DOOMPUFF!
Oh..whew!
LANI almost fainted!
Shut up!
It's true!
Hey, um...Doompuff, maybe I could help you...
The Great DOOMPUFF requires no help from a mere GREEN VERSION TRAINER!
LANI is angry!
LANI wants to fight!
The enemy's undefeatable!
LANI appears to be unaware who she is fighting against!
Oops...
LANI! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Got away!
Safely?
For now...

Battle #24: The REEEEAALLY LOOOOONG Battle July 03, 2000
Setting: Reality 35% /Game 10% /Aqua FanBattle 55%
Writers: Mr. Graves (MrGraves@atmc.net) and ThreeDark (MubwnDD@usa.net)
Player: ThreeDark


THREEDARK and MR.GRAVES are BORED!
Hehe... what to do, what to do...
Mr.Graves: I dunno, it's kinda boring around here at the moment. Maybe I'll conjure up some entertainment for us to pass the time...
Ooooh... yay... I want to summon Brittney Spears!
Mr.Graves: WHAT!?!?!?!
MR.GRAVES used BOP!
THREEDARK was BOPPED!
THREEDARK fell on the GROUND holding his HEAD!
WAAAAAAAAT?!?!
MR.GRAVES sighed in EXASPERATION!
Mr.Graves: Well, I guess you could, but what would probably happen is...
BRITTNEYSPEARS appeared!
Mr.Graves: !!!
BRITTNEYSPEARS used SING!
SINGING was HORRIBLE!
Even NARRATOR is annoyed!
BRITTNEYSPEARS DIED for NO APPARENT REASON!
Hehe J
AOLSMILEYFACE appeared!
... *kicks the stupid AOL Smiley Face*
THREEDARK used KICK!
AOLSMILEYFACE was UNAFFECTED!
Damn.
AOLSMILEYFACE used LAUGH!
AOLSMILEYFACE is LAUGHING AT YOU!
THREEDARK's SELF-ESTEEM greatly FELL!
Mr.Graves: Heh...
... *Summons Shinryuu and runs for the hills*
THREEDARK ran away!
AOLSMILEYFACE wins!
Grr... summon durnit!
SHINRYUU appeared!
There's no trainer to give commands!
SHINRYUU runs WILD!
*Leaves a note...*
SHINRYUU decides that it DOESN'T want to be THREEDARK'S SUMMON anymore!
SHINRYUU used READ anyway!
The NOTE says that the AOLSMILEYFACE is LAUGHING AT YOU!
SHINRYUU is ANGRY!
SHINRYUU used GLARE!
AOLSMILEYFACE is TERRIFIED!
AOLSMILEYFACE ran away!
Mr.Graves: Nice work... never liked that guy much anyway...
Hahahaha... err... *remains in hiding*
SHINRYUU hears LAUGHING!
SHINRYUU thinks someone is LAUGHING at him!
Uh-oh.
SHINRYUU used FIND!
MR.GRAVES was FOUND!
Yeah. It was him. *points at Mr.Graves*
Mr.Graves: Hey, if I was the one laughing, don't you think I'd be hiding by now? At any rate, I wasn't the one laughing at you...
MR.GRAVES says he was not the one LAUGHING!
Mr.Graves: Yeah, I--
SHINRYUU believes him!
Mr.Graves: Uhh... okay...
SHINRYUU knows that MR.GRAVES is smart enough not to laugh at a planet-eating DRAGON!
SHINRYUU used FIND!
THREEDARK was FOUND!
Oh ****
SHINRYUU doesn't like use of PROFANITY!
Err... I said... Oh AsterixAsterixAsterixAsterix... not... whatever...
SHINRYUU is ANGRY!
SHINRYUU wants to FIGHT!
Eep...
SHINRYUU's RAGE is BUILDING!
ACK!
THREEDARK hid in a POKEBALL!
SHINRYU used CAPTURE!
THREEDARK was CAPTURED in POKEBALL!
Do you want to rename THREEDARK?
THREEDARK was renamed THREEDARK!
SHINRYUU put POKEBALL away for LATER USE!
SHINRYUU wins!
Asterix.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK WHILE IN YOUR POKEBALL!
*Muffled Asterix*
Quit game?
No.
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK WHILE IN YOUR POKEBALL!
BLASTED THING! TELEPORT!
NARRATOR decides to be LENIENT and let THREEDARK get away JUST THIS ONCE!
Grr...razzafrazzn stupid Narrator...
WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!
Uhh... nothing...
Mr.Graves: Hehehehe...
MR.GRAVES is LAUGHING now!
THREEDARK used PUNCH!
It's not very effective...
MR.GRAVES is ANGRY!
MR.GRAVES wants to FIGHT!
*Grin*
THREEDARK doesn't want to FIGHT!
APPARENTLY, THREEDARK wants to GRIN!
*Summons Tri Domi` Nar*
THREEDARK still doesn't sound like he wants to FIGHT yet!
Hurmph.
THREEDARK is SLIGHTLY MIFFED!
I guess that's good enough...
THREEDARK wants to FIGHT!
THREEDARK sent out... WHATEVER!
*glares at Narrator*
Mr.Graves: Heh heh heh... watch this...
MR.GRAVES sent out APPLE!
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
...WHATEVER.. fainted!
!!! *Pulled out MELEE FEATHER OF DOOM!*
THREEDARK sent out FEATHEROFDOOM!
Tickle!
FEATHEROFDOOM used TICKLE!
Enemy APPLE wasn't affected!
On GRAVES! Use it on GRAVES! Bah, never mind... Feather, return!
Mr.Graves: Apple, use the NEWTON!
FEATHEROFDOOM was WITHDRAWN!
APPLE used NEWTON!
Enemy is already WITHDRAWN!
APPLE is WITHDRAWN!
...
Mr.Graves:...
...
Mr.Graves:...
NARRATOR is WAITING for you two to send out some POKEMON!
All right.. Go! ...NARRATOR! Heh...
Mr.Graves: Time for PYROX!
THREEDARK sent out NARRATOR!
MR.GRAVES sent out PYROX!
Kill'em... Kill'em both...
Mr.Graves: Pyrox, Bomb Attack!
....
NARRATOR'S loafing around!
Pyrox used BOMB!
Attack missed NARRATOR...
And hit THREEDARK!
ASTERIX! BLAM!
NARRATOR was withrdrawn!
THREEDARK sent out ASTERIX!
Mr.Graves: ?!?
ASTERIX used BLAM!
ASTERIX exploded!
PYROX fainted!
ASTERIX fainted!
Oooh... Go, DAN!
The enemy's not arrived yet! Get'm anyway DAN!
Mr.Graves: DAN?!? ACK!! *grabs the De-Evolution Spray*
MR.GRAVES used DE-EVOLUTION SPRAY on DAN!
O_o
What's this? DAN is de-evolving!
Dan! Harden! -_-;;; *waits for it....*
Dan De-evolved into MAGIKARP!
Now, time to use a trump card... *gets out Ambrosia*
Mr.Graves: What the...
THREEDARK used AMBROSIA on MAGIKARP!
What's this? MAGIKARP is evolving!
Mr.Graves: Eep... better get something out, just in case...
MR.GRAVES sent out PIKACHU!
MAGIKARP evolved into OMNIKARP!
Mr.Graves: Pikachu, Thundershock!
Hehe... OmniKarp, use OMNISPLASH!! MWA HA HA...
PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
OMNIKARP used OMNISPLASH!
It's TWICE as effective...
Heh heh...
as SPLASH!
D'oh!
OMNIKARP fainted!
Blaggard...
THREEDARK sent out BLAGGARD!
Mr.Graves: Eep!
MR.GRAVES withdrew PIKACHU!
Eh... use BITE!
MR.GRAVES sent out ABIGROCK!
BLAGGARD used BITE!
BLAGGARD'S TEETH were BROKEN!
Okay... Blaggard, Kick
Mr.Graves: Abigrock use... err.. argh...
BLAGGARD used KICK!
BLAGGARD's FOOT was BROKEN!
ABIGROCK used ARGH!
ABIGROCK'S paralyzed! It probably wouldn't have been able to move anyway!
Bah. I gotta get a better lineup. I quit.
NARRATOR is INSULTED!
NARRATOR thinks he is a PERFECTLY GOOD fighter!
Hey, you were goofing off!
NARRATOR thinks you haven't earned enough BADGES yet!
If you wanna fight, then GO ON then!
NARRATOR wants to FIGHT!
Mr.Graves: Heh... another battle already?
See if I care.
NARRATOR wants to fight THREEDARK!
Mr.Graves: Huh??
NARRATOR sent out NARRATOR!
Oh boy...
NARRATOR used TEXT!
*mashes Delete Key repeatedly*
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
THREEDARK fainted!
Asterix.
There's no will to fight!
NARRATOR wins!
Mr.Graves: Hey, what about me!?
Haha, Gravy loses...
NARRATOR says that MR.GRAVES doesn't COUNT!
Mr.Graves: Grr...
MR.GRAVES wants to FIGHT!
MR.GRAVES sent out MR.GRAVES!
NARRATOR used FULLCONTROL!
MR.GRAVES was forced to RUN AWAY!
NARRATOR wins!
See, Gravy loses.
NARRATOR doesn't CARE!
NARRATOR WINS!
J
AOLSMILEYFACE returns!
AOLSMILEYFACE used LAUGH!
MR.GRAVES returns!
Mr.Graves: Ya know, I think Narrator's getting just a wee bit too powerful...
NARRATOR thinks MR.GRAVES has a DEATH WISH!
Mr.Graves: Okay, okay...
Hmm...*Uses DE-EVOLUTION SPRAY on NARRATOR*
What? NARRATOR is de-evolving!
Mr.Graves: ACK! What do you think you're doing!?!?
NARRATOR de-evolved into MISSINGNO.!
MISSINGNO. used GLITCH!
Uhh... *Uses VIRUSSCAN*
...
Mr.Graves: Great, now look what you've done. You've locked up the game.
^^;; *Hits RESET*
...
Mr.Graves: Great, even the reset button is locked up. This is all your fault, Three!
No it's not. *Uses DE-EVOLUTION SPRAY on MR.GRAVES*
Mr.Graves: Yes it is! If you hadn't de-evolved the Narrator back into a MissingNo. this never would have happened!
...
Mr.Graves: See? You can't even use anything anymore!
*Removes batteries from Gameboy then replaces them*
Mr.Graves: Okay, turn it on then.
*Turns Gameboy On*
....DOO-DEE! *Nintendo logo*
Mmm... good good...
....SHEE-OO, SHEE-OO, SHEE-OO *Game Freak logo with falling stars*
*Hits B Button repeatedly*
....THUNK! *Game Boy crashes due to excessive B Button pressing*
Damn
Mr.Graves: *sighs*
*Turns Gameboy Off*
*CLICK*
*Turns gameboy back On*
*The Batteries are dead*
I JUST CHANGED THEM!!!
Mr.Graves: Well, the store must've sold you some lemons.
Demit... *Grabs a Jolteon and sticks it in the back of the Gameboy*
Mr.Graves: Uh, hey I wouldn't do that if I were you... weird stuff might--
THREEDARK is ANGRY!
Mr.Graves: Uhh.. where did that come from?
Don't ask.
NARRATOR escaped from GAME BOY!
Mr.Graves: ACK!!
hehe *Turns Gameboy back on*
NARRATOR thinks THREEDARK is LAUGHING at him!
NARRATOR used TRON!
THREEDARK was sucked into the GAME BOY!
Oh Asterix!
MR.GRAVES was sucked into the GAME BOY!
NARRATOR returns GAME BOY to STORE!
*Refuses to wear the stupid hats*
Mr.Graves: HEY!! LEMME OUTTA HERE!! *Pounds on the screen from the inside*
Reelaxxx... next person who buys this is infor a load of whuppin'... just wait...
Mr.Graves: Yeah, hehe...
^^
DAN enters STORE!
NARRATOR slips away QUIETLY!
...
*Dan sees the Pokemon Game in Game Boy. "Ooh! I don't have Yellow Version!"*
*Dan buys the Game Boy and turns it on!*
*"Hey, what's this about Tron?!?" Dan presses the A Button*
THREEDAR-- err, *ThreeDark and Mr. Graves were sucked out of the Game Boy, and Dan was sucked in! "ARRRRGH!!"*
Mr.Graves: Yay! We're free!
Wheeehoo! *Drops Gameboy into the blender*
Mr.Graves: HEY! THAT WAS MY GAME BOY!!
I'll buy you a new one!
Mr.Graves: Okay...
Hit the button, if you would. *points to the Mince button*
Mr.Graves: Heh... *presses the Mince button*
*Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Thunk thunk THUNK Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!*
We SHALL battle again later... anywho... I gotta go soon...
Mr.Graves: Hehe... let's call it a day *leaves*
*nods, leaves*
NARRATOR slips back into the STORE!
NARRATOR notices that everyone else has RUN AWAY!
NARRATOR wins!
NARRATOR goes to the local PUB to CELEBRATE!

Battle #25: Unnamed Battle July 09, 2000
Setting: ?
Writer: MYOKAWA@aol.com
Player: Tom Brokaw

TOM BROKAW appeared!
Hello, I'm Tom Brokaw, and-
TOM BROKAW appeared!
Hey, wait a minute! I'm Tom Brokaw! That-
Ahem...TOM BROKAWTWO appeared!
Okay, hold it, hold it! Who is this guy? Is he supposed to be my clone, my evil twin, or what?
TOM BROKAWTWO: JIG...ga...ly...PUUUUFFFFF!!!!!!
Okay, wannabe, cough it up!
TOM BROKAWTWO coughed up disgusting hairball thingie!
Hey, keep your disgusting hairball thingies away from me! Who are you, anyway?
TOM BROKAWTWO is trying to rip off MASK!
And?
MASK is on too TIGHT!
Hapless extra named Bob, help him.
TOM BROKAWTWO ripped off MASK!
TOM BROKAWTWO instantly devoured HAPLESS EXTRA NAMED BOB!
Hoboy, that temp company's gonna have our heads...
TOM BROKAWTWO is actually EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM!
And?
EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM is going DEVOUR YOU IN FIVE SECONDS!
And?
Aren't you SCARED?
I'm a newsanchor, kid, I've heard it all before.
NARRATOR is SURPRISED and DISMAYED!
NARRATOR: Um...excuse me while I consult with the webmaster on this...uh...turn of events...
NARRATOR leaves!
ASSISTANT NARRATOR takes over!
TIME passes!
NARRATOR returns!
Um...ok...EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM hands you revised SCRIPT!
OK (Ahem) Hello, I'm Tom Brokaw. We've just received word that the planet has been conquered by an evil rabid Jigglypuff of doom, but first a report on how drinking vegetable oil may improve your mental stability...(ahem)...Did I do that right?
DOOMPUFF: Jig...GA...LY...puff...
ERIC, MHE makes his obligatory Aqua Version appearance!
ERIC sees DOOMPUFF!
ERIC RAN AWAY SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRLY BOY!
AUTHOR can not figure out an ending and ENDS BATTLE!

Webmaster’s annoyed addition to the battle:

DOOMPUFF snaps TOM BROKAW in half and EATS him!
DOOMPUFF searches for AUTHOR of this “battle”!
BATTLE ends!