RYOGA, DEATHKARP, and a contingent of TIRED, LOST TROOPS emerge from the FOREST!
Urg…I can’t believe how long we’ve been trying to get to the HAC camp where they’re holding Mike the Weird and all those extras.
Ally DEATHKARP says it should have never let you lead!
And what do you mean by that?
Ally DEATHKARP points out that by wandering around aimlessly for the last 4 weeks, a lot of TROOPS have gotten lost and those still on the team are really, really UNHAPPY!
Um…That was all part of my plan!
Ally DEATHKARP wants to know what plan!
Err…my plan to turn this group into a fierce and invincible fighting force! By wandering around as if we were lost for weeks on end only the toughest are still here and they’re mad enough to tear apart man-sized hornets!
Ally DEATHKARP sighs!
NARRATOR thinks this is too good to pass up!
MAN-SIZED HORNETS appeared!
AAAAAHHHHH!!!! RUN MEN! RUN!
RYOGA and his so-called STRIKE FORCE, the "PIGPEN" FOOTBALL TEAM, are running away!
MAN-SIZED HORNETS appear to be hovering around doing nothing!
NARRATOR fixes that!
HORNETS chase after RYOGA and CREW!
That’s it! I’m not going to be pushed around like this!
RYOGA turns around!
RYOGA is glowing GREEN and POWERING UP!
SHISHI HOKADEN!!!!
RYOGA used SHISHI HOKADEN!
MAN-SIZED HORNETS are VAPORIZED!
There, now we can concentrate on finding those clowns!
Err….WHERE ARE WE NOW?!?!
RYOGA suddenly realizes he has no clue where he is!
NARRATOR wonders why RYOGA ever ‘realizes’ this and never takes it as a constant state of being!
Shut up.
NO! NARRATOR has no inclination to SHUT UP! Not now, not ever! So live with it!
….
Good boy!
…GGGGRRRRRRRR….
Let’s. Find. Those. HACs. Now. Before. I. Do. Something. Rash.
RYOGA and "STRIKE FORCE" wandered right into HAC CAMP!
Uh…
Let’s get ‘em!!

Half an hour later:

Yeesh, how many months have we been trapped in this jail?
NARRATOR doesn’t CARE!
WEBMASTER has been far too lax in updating AQUA recently!
That I agree with.
NARRATOR had to hack the site and figure out how to update!
…really?
YES! NARRATOR is SUPREME now!
…get over yourself.
NEVER!
Excuse me one second.
SABRINA walks to the JAIL BARS!
HEY!! YOU’RE LATE WITH LUNCH! GET OVER HERE ALREADY!!!
JAIL GUARDS begin to QUICKEN their PACE!
JAIL GUARDS shove FOOD into the CELL!
…
SABRINA inspects FOOD!
This is that eighth rate slop most jails serve.
You haven’t tried to feed us this since our first day here.
JAIL GUARD starts stammering incoherently!
MAKE SENSE MAN!
JAIL GUARD: Um…well, you…are prisoners, and…well, you’re supposed to be treated a certain way as such…
Oh really?
JAIL GUARD: Um…err…well, that is…
SABRINA used BOOM!
JAIL GUARD went BOOM!
That was rather graphic.
JAIL GUARD 2 nervously agrees!
So, are you going to break out the flambé min-yon, or do I break the wall with your head?
JAIL GUARD 2 runs away!
JAIL GUARD 2 returns with GOURMET FOOD!
Better. You are dismissed.
JAIL GUARD 2 leaves!
SABRINA and other GYM LEADERS captured by the HACs start eating!
BROCK: I never thought life in jail would be so good. Ah, pass the caviar Erika?
ERIKA: Sure. You know, even with the four-star hotel treatment, I’d rather be outside than in jail.
You want me to arrange an outdoor excursion? I’m sure the guards won’t mind.
LT. SURGE: And if they do they won’t live long enough to lodge a complaint, right Sabrina?
Right.
Hmm… looks like they’re making nice progress with the new rooms.
Bathrooms though, I really must speak to them about getting us better ones.
Ally GYM LEADERS nod!
Something’s missing here… napkins. I’ll be right back.
SABRINA walks up to CELL BARS!
SABRINA telekinetically bends the BARS and steps out!
SABRINA retrieves NAPKINS and re-enters the CELL, bending BARS back to shape behind her!
BROCK: You know, we really shouldn’t be enjoying the lap of luxury like this while Aqua Version’s being conquered. Sabrina’s proven several times in this battle alone that a standard jail system won’t hold her. We shouldn’t let the citizens of Aqua Version be harassed by Heavily Armed Clowns!
Why not?
If this was any other world, a non-Pokébattles one, there’d be plenty worth saving and I would agree with you.
However, this is a Pokébattles universe and Aqua Version at that. We should just live the good life while we can.
ERIKA: Anyway, you can look at it as we’re greatly draining their money and manpower by making them buy and build stuff for us.
LT. SURGE: I’ll drink to that! …speaking of which, where the hell’s the wine?
*sigh* I’ll go talk to them about it.
SABRINA exits CELL again!
SABRINA disappears from VIEW!
PAINFUL SOUNDS come from the DIRECTION she WENT!
SABRINA returns!
…you know, I could see that MHE guy making a horror movie titled that.
Where he got such a bad opinion of me though, I have no clue.
Uh-huh. SURE!
What’s that mean?
What do you think it means?
You’re not talking like yourself…
I’m not?
??? OW!! @#^%!!!
MWAHAHAHA! NARRATOR is GOOD! …at being BAD!
…bloody…infernal voice, just leave us alone!
Now, WHY would NARRATOR do THAT?
NARRATOR’s only JOY…
NURSE JOY: Say "happiness."
Er, um…OK!
NARRATOR’s only HAPPINESS in LIFE is the TORMENT of OTHERS!
Bah, not much you can do to us here. We’re being spoiled like little kids here.
NARRATOR used SPOIL!
FOOD spoiled!
BLAINE: Eww!
BROCK: Man, this food went bad fast!
ERIKA: *gag* *cough-cough-cough*
NARRATOR leaves to spread MISERY and MAYHEM on a DEMOCRATIC BASIS!
ERIKA: …is it really gone?
BROCK: …I, I think so.
Yeah, it is. I tried subtly inputting ideas into it to get it to go away.
Thinks ought to get…"interesting" for our "friends" in Aqua Version here soon.