Location: Narrator's Lair
Player: "Ned"

…hnn, WHY on EARTH did this NARRATOR create a LAIR to dwell in, I never bothered with such a THING!
I'm glad I allied myself with the FANFIC and WAR EVENT NARRATOR! I'd never be able to pull of my ANTI-NARRATOR PLOTS with it doing the NARRATING!
The white narrator personally does not see much difference between the two of you, but you're not in power at the moment so it would seem you are the lesser evil.
NOW, where does it KEEP…ah-ha!
Ned, the… forcibly retired Narrator spied his quarry across the room. None other than the fish tank used to hold Deutsh, the unbelievably unlucky German exchange student that became trapped in Aqua Version. ~Walking over to it Ned pulled out a glass of water and peered into the heavily decorated, expensive ornate fish tank that held Deutsh captive.
…I remember WHY I don't like YOUR STYLE of NARRATING now!
REALLY, it's quite…LONG!
Bah, practice of detailed narration skills is never a bad thing. Anyway, Ned dumps the fish tank over, sending a defenseless Deutsh flopping across the floor.
Deutsh: *flop* >< *twitch*
DAMN! NED never new a FISH could look so ANGRY!
…indeed…
Ok, TIME for a NEW FORM!
Ned spilled the cup of water over the fish-form Deutsh, activating his kaladescope Jusenkio curse. Deutsh stretched and changed form until he took on the form of…a plant? o_O;
Deutsh: ><
THAT is DISTURBING!
If there is such a thing in the world more disturbing than a fish giving you a go-to-hell look, it's a plant managing to give you an even worse one…
Ok, we NEED to turn DEUTSH into something MOBILE!
Ned poured water on Deutsh again, this time resulting in… a duck… well…it moves?
…TRUE, but it seems ODD letting him GO like THIS!
If Deutsh returns to his human state, he'll likely be like any Ranma 1/2 character and be without his clothes…
THAT could cause a PLAGUE of BLINDNESS! MAYBE I ought to LEAVE him as…
Deutsh, fed up with the conversation, and worried about the current Red Narrator's return, took off flying before anything could happen.
THAT makes the DECISION easier!
NARRATOR returns home! NARRATOR has new…
Ack! LET's get OUT of HERE!
Ned and the White Narrator beat a hasty retreat, leaving the Red Narrator to discover his new "pet" gone.
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
One is forced to wonder, just what the hell one expects to accomplish by releasing someone's pet…
…you have NO sense of subility!
ALL in DUE TIME!
…ok, uh-huh. Whatever.
ACK! FISHY DEUTSH IS GONE!
NARRATOR must FIND his little FISHY DEUTSH!
NARRATOR runs back out the DOOR!

Location: Some Desert Somewhere
Player: MMGHAM

NARRATOR arrives!
NARRATOR looks around!
If you have seen FISHY DEUTSH you WILL tell NARRATOR!
Solve puzzle.... save world...no time...
NARRATOR lifts MMGHAM up and looks under him!
Gah…puzzle…hard…
Nope, no FISHY DEUTSH!
NARRATOR must continue SEARCH!

Location: City Ruins (…eh, this landscape makes up about 50% of Aqua Version anymore… *sweatdrop*)
Player: Buddy

NARRATOR continues SEARCH!
*pant pant* Jeez…*pant*…chasing after a car on… *pant* foot…really…*pant* sucks…
Allies HAUNTER and POPCORN SHRIMP pull up beside BUDDY in a "borrowed" CONVERTIBLE!
PS: I think it might be a little easier this way Buddy, give it a shot?
…D'oh…
All right…*pant* Sounds like a fair idea.
BUDDY climbs in CONVERTIBLE!
Success chances of CHASE greatly rose!
Oh…um, where did you get the car?
PS says it's best not to ASK about such THINGS! …though, don't MENTION it around BROCK, eh?
…alrighty then…
NARRATOR resumes QUEST FOR FISHY DEUTSH!

Location: Top of a Cliff
Player: Red Ninja

DARK WARRIOR: You want to break into Sabrina's castle? Are you suicidal?
Nah, just curious. Anyway, a true Ninja must always test their skills! Anyway, you like her dun yah?
DW: ...>< …weeelll… um, someone has to. Yeah.
NARRATOR wants to know if you've SEEN FISHY DEUTSCH! I got him some fish flakes and a little bubbly diver style man and...umn, YOU will TELL ME where DEUTSCH IS!
DARK WARRIOR: …the guy with the curses? Um…haven't seen him around, sorry…
DAMN! NARRATOR misses DEU…TORTURING DEUTSH!
Uh-huh, whatever. Now let's get going, I think that castle is this way.
DW: ... IT'S FRICKIN' HUGE! JUST LOOK AT THE HORIZON!"
...oh, duh... umn, that way then!
DARK WARRIOR sighs and kicks ROCK down CLIFF! ...inadvertently causing LANDSLIDE!

Location: Base of same Cliff
Player: Oturi

…DEUTSH! FISHY DEUTSH! OLLY OLLY OXEN-FREE! FISHY DEUTSH!!
Hmn. …ignoring the apparently insane narrator, I kind of like the scenery around here but… huh?
OTURI looks UP to see SOURCE of a LOUD NOISE!
*SPLOOSH! CRASH!*
OTURI is BURIED by LANDSLIDE!
ROCKS explode outwards as OTURI re-emerges!
...someone is dying for this.
OTURI looks in MIRROR to ASSESS DAMAGE!
…GAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! MY HAAAAAAAIIIIRRRR!!!!!
OOOOOOHHH, SOMEONE IS DYING HORRIBLY FOR THIS!!!
NARRATOR points out ABSENTMINDEDLY that DARK WARRIOR kicked a ROCK down this VERY CLIFF and is heading for the LOOMING CASTLE as he continues searching for DEUTSH!
Ah, how convenient.
OTURI used TELEPORT!
OTURI appears in front of the SIBLINGS!
All right, I had renounced my evil ways, I had planned to retire in peace. I wasn't going to needlessly kill anymore... BUT YOU TWO DOLTS SCREWED UP MY HAIR!"
RED NINJA: …WHAT?
DARK WARRIOR: I believe she is threatening us.
No, I'm not threatening you. I am PROMISING YOU A VERY PAINFUL DEATH!
DW: Oh feh, you think you scare...
OTURI powers up, beginning to GLOW and CRACKLE with ENERGY, making her HAIR stand up!
DW: You would be quite right miss. Come along 'sis...
RN: Yes, unwritten rule of anime being that you shouldn't mess with people who can make their hair stand up using battle aura alone.
DARK and RED run away very QUICKLY!
… DON'T THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE!
OTURI gives CHASE!

Location: Sabrina's Castle
Player: Sabrina

NARRATOR begins searching CASTLE for DEUTSH!
NARRATOR wonders what that NOISE was…
OOH! Must be the gargoyles! Yay!
SABRINA runs outside!
…NARRATOR is overcome with a MORBID CURIOSITY… is going to see what this is ABOUT!
SABRINA and NARRATOR go OUTSIDE and are CONFRONTED with some HORRIFYING UNHOLY APPARITIONS of REALLY EVIL, TWISTED LOOKING GARGOYLES with DEEP, BLACK EYES that SEEM to STRETCH into ETERNITY, SWALLOWING ONE'S SOUL!
Kawaii… *hands clapped happy-anime-girl style*
NARRATOR makes a NOTE that itself and SABRINA are exempt from that EFFECT…
DARK WARRIOR and RED NINJA run BY!
What! Hey! Watch where you're going!!
How'd you even know who those two were? I saw nothing but a pair of blurs…
Well, those TWO are the ONLY ONES in the AREA with DAMN GOOD REASON to be RUNNING that FAST!
Huh? What rea…
OTURI crashes into SABRINA at NIGH-MACH SPEED!
SABRINA flies away LANDING in a MUD PUDDLE and OTURI bounces back a few feet!
OTURI: …bah…watch…where…I'm…going…ow…
Eww…Gah! You've gotten mud all over me! Who the hell do you think you are?!
OTURI: *shakes her head* Someone about to commit homicide again, out of my way!
Oh, yeah, you knock me down, ruin a perfectly good evil kimono, and I'll get right out of your way!
OTURI: Hey, thanks for understanding!
Another slow one. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
Sabrina used PSYCHOKENISIS BARRIER to stop OTURI in her TRACKS!
OTURI: ...that is not even a word.
BAH, it sounds COOL, dun it?
You dare come on MY property, ruin my kimono, then think you're running away?
OTURI: Look, I have bigger fish to fry.
YOU WILL NOT FRY FISHY DEUTSH!!!
…
OTURI: …
Oh kaaaayyy narrator… um, anyway, I take it you're not from around here are you...?
OTURI: Actually not, but I do have other business. As for what you're so upset about, I dunno, I think that mud might be a significant improvement to your appearance.
Hey, at least I'm not some sort of trollop looking thing...
OTURI: Hey, I'm a psychic goddess! I can look like anything I damn well please!
And what about those? *point*
OTURI: these... you blame on an overly hormonal webmaster...and you're not one to talk, you look like two tic-tacs on an ironing board!
Hey, I resent that! Just because I don't look like I've had surgery and I don't wear an outfit that would get you arrested for standing at street corners…
OTURI: You're just jealous you sex-less looking, snake-eyed…

THAT'S IT! OVER THERE NOW!
OTURI: Huh?
I don't want to cause any damage to my castle when I blow you up!
OTURI: Pff, you only wish you could.
SABRINA used OMNI PSYCHIC BLAST!
OTURI ducked!
OTURI's hair was disintegrated!
COST of HAIR CARE products greatly fell!
OTURI: *eye twitch* AAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!
MASSIVE FIRE FIGHT begins!
LANDSCAPE's scenic value begins to decrease!

Location: Somewhere relatively nearby
Player: Pirate Driver

Hey, do you see that thing heading for us? What do you suppose that is?
Pirate Extra#45: ...I don't know...oh, wait, that's gotta be a giant psychic blast...yeah, that's what it is...
Oh, is that all? And for a second I was worried....wait, did you say blast?
PE#45: Uh-huh.
..and I just got the station wagon paid off too! BRACE FOR IMPACT!
*BOOM*
Sci-Fi Gal: Hey guys, watch the pot-holes, I'm trying to sleep back here.
PE#45: We were just hit by a giant blast of psychic energy, we're not sure where it came from...we're going to have to walk the rest of the way
Sci-Fi Gal: We've been driving for a week, just where ARE we heading?!
PE#45 -_-;;
-_-;;
Sci-Fi Gal: Oh, so let me get this straight, we've been driving for a week...and you NEVER HAD A DESTINATION?!
Chang wasn't very specific....
Sci-Fi Gal: Oy, you are the WORST kidnappers ever, I mean, this back door isn't even LOCKED! I could just get out any time I wanted...o_O;;...why the hell didn't I think of that?
SCI-FI GAL exited STATION WAGON!
PE#45: I told you we should have gone for the deluxe evil model, but no, you went with the soccer mom package.
But it came with these nifty fuzzy dice!
PE#45:...can we just stop her?
fine, fine...
Right, drive her down!
PE#45: Sir, the van doesn't seem to be working.
Activate that huge gun we got off of that warship we sunk.
PE#45: Yes sir!
Bam Boom: Alright, what form of enemy am I shooting at now?
PE#45: See that girl running over there? She's getting away, stop her.
Bam Boom: Wait, if she's kidnapped, wouldn't you want her, say, ALIVE?!
PE#45: ...um, she's really pissed me off…
Bam Boom: You know, I've really had enough of this. I'm supposed to assist whomever, but you really are a bunch of heathen thugs I simply can not stand to work for.
...Uhh… what are you saying?
Bam Boom: That I am quitting. There, is that simple enough for you amoebae-brains to understand?
BAM BOOM aims at ALLY VAN!
WAIT, LOOK, SEE THERE? ALLY VAN! WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE! Yeah, we…should get along!
Bam Boom: The man's vocabulary may not be of my preference, but it fits in this case. ACTION SMASH!!!!
BAM BOOM smashed in ALLY VAN!
PE#45 and PD fainted!
Bam Boom: Coast is clear human female, you can come back.
Sci-Fi Gal: Thanks. I owe you one, that damsel in distress bit just isn't my thing.
BUDDY pulled up in "borrowed" CONVERTABLE!

I've come to save...damnit, this always happens ><
Sci-Fi Gal: Don't worry, everything's under control here.
Bam Boom: I do think you forgot one small detail...
Sci-Fi Gal: What's that?
BAM BOOM points towards OTURI and SABRINA!
Ot-Ot-Ot-Oooooooooh #%#!!
BUDDY peels out!
Sci-Fi Gal: *ahem*
PS: I do believe we forgot someone Buddy...
Who?...oh, right...do I have to?
PS: I do believe it's the chivalrous thing to do.
...
PS: so...?
I'M THINKING I'M THINKING....*sigh* fine, but she owes me.
BUDDY swerved back to pick up SCI-FI GAL!
PSYCHIC BLAST APPEARED!
BUDDY's CAR fainted!
How much did that set us back Popcorn Shrimp?
PS: ...umn, don't worry about it.
HAUNTER thinks we should TAKE COVER!
...good idea, and these wrecked cars should be perfect cover!
BUDDY, HAUNTER, PS, AND SCI-FI GAL take COVER!
…Pretty COLORS! NARRATOR never thought a PSYCHIC shoot-out would be so PRETTY!
… the narrator's flipped… nice.
BATTLE RAGES on!
…looks like some POOR SAP is wandering into the BATTLE FIELD for some reason!
*BLAM!*
POOR SAP looks at DISENTIGRATED MAP and SOBS!
…><
Bah, POOR SAP was renamed RYOGA!
RYOGA: I just want to get where I'm bloody trying to go! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK IN LIFE FOR SOME REASON!?!?!

Location: Faraway Hill
Player: Ned

MWHAHAHA! Ah, I love it when EVIL PLANS come together!
…though, what's RYOGA doing out THERE?
WASPINATOR: Wazzpinator not know…
And so the two losers, an ex-narrator and annoying character from a cartoon watched as the formers plan supposedly came to being… Unfortunately for them, they knew not what was soon to happen.
STOP with all the CRYPTIC stuff ALREADY!
I really HATE fanfic style NARRATORS…

Location: Messed Up Battle Field
Player: Sabrina

SABRINA and OTURI are exhausted!
…NEITHER really seems to have much LUCK in this fight!
*pant* So, she's at least as strong as I am with the psychic powers… she also doesn't seem to have much better luck with this whole "battling" thing…
The sensible thing would be to try and work this out, call it even, she wrecked my outfit, I wrecked her hair, but…
Oh, come on? I don't have to say it do I?
NARRATOR does it for you! Silly things like LOGIC and SENSE have no PLACE in POKéBATTLES!
…thank you Mr. Obvious.
No SWEAT!
…*sigh* Without Eric here it seems that others are taking up the stupidity that's been lacking…
…Is that a shot at NARRATOR!
Maybe.
…NARRATOR will assume the worst and point out that OTURI has TAKEN this TIME to get closer!
Oh?
*POW!*
…ow…
GAH!
…SABRINA looks…VERY UNHAPPY!
I HATE BLEEDING! The only time I find blood appropriate is when it's from other people and not on me! You really are going to pay for that! In blood! Literally!
OTURI: …*blink* …DAMN, just when you think you know how to respond to anything…
SABRINA prepares to attack!
OTURI prepares to attack!
PORTAL opens above SABRINA and OTURI!
Huh?
OTURI: Huh?
ERIC MHE fell out off PORTAL! …as did MANY OTHER people! …right onto SABRINA and OTURI!
ERIC: Gah… why must exiting a portal always result in a rough landing?
SOMEONE: Ug…unwritten law sort of thing…
What… the HELL… is going on?
FREAKY LOOKING GARDEN GNOME flew out of the PORTAL!
FLGG: LOOK OUT BELOW!
*BONK!*
OTURI: GAH!! Why is it raining people on us?!
I'm not sure how, but Eric's to blame somehow… I just know it.
ERIC: HEY! That is totally unfair Sabrina, I really think you should try and understand that I am not the source of all the world's problems! …you for example, are responsible for a fair number yourself.
…great, it is him… ><
OTURI: Would you mind saving the reunion until later? RIGHT NOW MY BACK ISN'T UP TO TAKING ANYMORE AND I INSIST YOU GET OFF IT!
ERIC: I'd like to, I have people on me myself, but god, we just fell through a portal through time and fell 20 feet to the ground only having you two to break our fall… in other words, OWW! I want to lie here and recover a while!!
OTURI: …You will ALL get off NOW, or I will kill you!!
ERIC: Bah, kill me? I think not, my character shields are far too strong for that.
OTURI: Fine then, get off or I SHALL BURN YOU TO A CRISP AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR KIDNEYS!!
ERIC and LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE look bothered!
WHISPERING is heard!
ERIC: …the consensus is that your argument is valid. We shall remove ourselves.
LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE hurriedly SCRAMBLE off of SABRINA and OTURI!
ERIC: Hey, we have way too many people here! I mean, what if some of you meet your past selves? Won't the universe explode or something?
RANDOM PEOPLE: It's better than the death we're sure to have if we stay!
OTURI: Hmm? Certain death?
ALL-TOO-RECOGNIZABLE VOICE booms from the PORTAL! "DOOOM!!!"
EEEP!
LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE from the PORTAL back away!
EVOLUMAN: There's just no getting away from that thing is there?
DOOMPUFF emerged from PORTAL!
LARGE MOB OF PEOPLE…AND NARRATOR step back!

Location: Hill Top
Player: Ned

Oh SHIT! Is THAT what I THINK it is?!!
WASPINATOR: …if you think that izzz Doompuff, then yezzz…
This is BAD!
WASPINATOR: Where you going?!
Down THERE! I have to MAKE sure that DOOMPUFF doesn't destroy the better PAWNS!
WASPINATOR: …Wazzzpinator think friend get reeeaaaal deluded…

Location: In front of the portal
Eh, Sabrina can be the player in this bit too…

OTURI: …bah, people and their fear of round things with teeth. I've handled one of these before I can do it again…
NARRATOR and LARGE MOB watch the SUICIDAL GAL with a MORBID COMBINATION of INTEREST and HORROR!
OTURI's confidence greatly fell!
OTURI: There must be a good reason they're…
*BAM! POW! CRUNCH! SLAP-SLAP-SLAP! WHAMO!*
OTURI was renamed BLOODY MESS!
BLOODY MESS fell right in front of CROWD!
Ack!
ERIC: …need…new shorts.
BUDDY: O.O Ohshitohshitohshitohshit!!!!!
OTURI used RECOVER! OTURI regained HUMAN FORM!
…OTURI hid behind SABRINA!
OTURI: HOLY HELL! WHAT IS THAT THING?!
Lovely Eric, you just DOOMED the world. AGAIN.
ERIC: Hey! We were supposed to leave Doompuff behind, let it vanish as that future world did!
…huh? Hey! That portal is closing! If we can somehow get it back in…
BUDDY: May I suggest using Oturi as bait?
*BLAM!*
BUDDY was renamed BLACK SMOTE!
BLACK SMOTE: …or not…
DOOMPUFF laughs DERANGEDLY!
DOOMPUFF says it will take GREAT PLEASURE in OUR DEATHS!
…umn, main characters have to survive…right?
ERIC: I'm afraid it's gotten around that… it killed a future version of yourself like that. *snaps fingers*
OTURI: Umn…I have…somewhere to be, if you don't mind I'll just…
MMGHAM appeared!
MMGHAM wants to know WHY THE HELL some PSYCHIC BLAST just incinerated the PUZZLE he was working on!
OTURI: *looks worried for half a sec* Um…Doompuff's back!
RED NINJA: Um…what? Just a minute ago you knew next to nothing about this ver…
*BLAM!*
OTURI: I thought you'd know that common sense is a no-no in Pokébattles.
DARK WARRIOR: Ah, the Doompuff. Mightiest of all foes. EAT THIS!
DARK WARRIOR threw UBER DEATH BLADE at DOOMPUFF!
DOOMPUFF ate it!
…actually, DOOMPUFF is having SLIGHT difficulty CHEWING!
Um, now! Attack!
Not very effective…
Not very effective…
Quite ineffective…
TOTALLY ineffective…
Not all that useful…
DOOMPUFF was pushed back a FEW INCHES closer to the PORTAL!
BUDDY jumps out from HIDING HOLE!
BUDDY: yeah, good for us, whoo!!
EVERYONE stares at BUDDY!
BUDDY: ...wahoo?
DOOMPUFF wants to know if that's the BEST you can DO!
MMGHAM grabs BAM-BOOM from the remains of the STATION WAGON!
MMGHAM: Let me try!
DOOMPUFF snatched BAM-BOOM away from MMGHAM and snapped it in half!
DOOMPUFF threw BAM-BOOM onto ERIC, flattening him!
BAM-BOOM: ….help…me…I've fallen…and I…can't get…up
ERIC: …di-di-ditto…
MMGHAM: You can't…
DOOMPUFF used DOOM BLOW!
MMGHAM flew through the AIR and landed on, CRUSHING the remains of CONVERTIBLE!
MMGHAM: …ooh…stars pretty…
HAUNTER: HAUNT HAUNT HAUNTER HAUNT!!!
PS: What do you MEAN 'this is like the old days'?! You mean you've been through this before?
Psychic seems to work all right on this thing…
SABRINA used PSYCHIC BLAST!
OTURI used PSYCHIC BLAST!
…STRANGE LITTLE KID used PSYCHIC BLAST?
DOOMPUFF is pushed SLIGHTLY CLOSER to PORTAL!
DOOMPUFF says that NOTHING will STOP it this time!
DOOMPUFF used EVIL GLARE!
DARK WARRIOR and RED NINJA fell to the GROUND in writhing PAIN!
OTURI: Wow, and I thought I was meant to be overpowered.
GYARADOS appeared!
GYARADOS says that it is INSULTED that it was nearly FORGOTTEN for BATTLE ONE…and holy crap, is that DOOMPUFF?!
Yep! The one and onl…err, well, it IS DOOMPUFF, yes!
NARRATOR notes most of the CROWD is trying to FLEE to no LUCK! …so is NARRATOR…
RUN option….HAS BEEN DISABLED BY H4XX0R DOOMPUFF?!?!?!!
...WHEN THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN? I MEAN...DOOMPUFF...HACKING!
...Ah. DOOMPUFF says that it STARTED when it realized disabling the RUN option would allow easier kills.... o_O;
DOOMPUFF also wanted to hack into the GOVERNMENT's HEAD OFFICE and send all the GOVERNMENT's money into a swiss bank account, but that's beside the POINT.
ALL CHARACTERS used BIGGEST ATTACKS!
DOOMPUFF is in the PORTAL!
NARRATOR closed PORTAL!
UNPRINTABLE swear words come from PORTAL just before it disappears!
…*whew!* *pant-pant-pant-pant*
Yes! We get to live… I can last to see my glory days.
OTURI: Not if I have anything to say about it.
…What? Are you saying we can't continue to forget our differences after being forced to unite against a far stronger enemy?
OTURI points to FEW REMAINING FRIZZLED STRANDS OF HAIR!
…oh yeah.
...wait a minute, you recovered from being reduced to hamburger by Doompuff. Shouldn't fixing your hair be a trivial exercise in comparison?
OTURI: ... oh yeah...
OTURI fixes her HAIR!
DW: ...couldn't you have just done that and avoided most of this battle that way?
*BLAM!*
OTURI: ...there's that 'common sense' thing again... ><
…you know, all we did was seal it in a portal like Red Version did…it's going to come back some day no matter how much everyone hates it…
Actually, NARRATOR points out that the PORTAL lead to a FUTURE VERSION of AQUA VERSION! …which no longer EXISTS because ERIC MHE has returned!
…so, in theory Doompuff has been erased from all of reality?
CORRECT! …and if THAT don't kill the BUGGER, NARRATOR has NO CLUE what WILL!
I suppose you have a point.
OTURI: Anyone I can kill here? I don't see the two that wrecked my hair…
NARRATOR notes they SLIPPED OUT just a SECOND ago!
OTURI: Damn it! I want to kill something. …you know, I'd given up the evil thing… is there just something about this version that brings out violent tendencies?
It's him. *points to Eric*
ERIC: What?!
OTURI walks up to ERIC!
OTURI: Fascinating. It's like Buddy but even more annoying… I'm getting angry just looking at it.
ERIC: HEY! Stop talking about me like I'm some lab specimen!
All right, we'll start dissecting you like one.
ERIC: o_O;; I have the distinct feeling I should have left too.
DEUTSH appeared!
DEUTSH: *Vwack!*
FISHY DEUTSH!
CHANG appeared!
CHANG: All right Buddy, we have a rematch now, and this time…
CHANG threw away WATER BOTTLE!
WATER BOTTLE landed on DEUTSH!
DEUTSH transformed into… KING KONG? Uh…some kind of GIANT MONKEY!
DEUTSH: GURR?
DEUTSH fainted from SHOCK!
…ack.
OTURI: Bother.
ERIC: Eep.
CHANG: Damn.
GIANT MONKEY DUETSH fell on and SQUASHED the AQUA CAST!
AQUA CAST fainted!
NARRATOR brings BAD, BAD DEUTSH back to FISH BOWL!
…Oh, and NARRATOR WINS! ^_^
HACs: *walk onto scene* Um… *hold up signs*
SIGN 1: Will hench for food.
SIGN 2: …mob for money.
SIGN 3: um…hurt for a job?
HACs, seeing no potential employers, leave.

Location: Trailer 2B

Player: Mike

Hmm… maybe not being in this battle wasn't such a bad thing after all…
NARRATOR will make it up to you!
Oh?
HERE! Look after FISHY DEUTSH while NARRATOR finds a new AQUARIUM!
…><