These are Battles 36 to 40, The Doompuff Saga! That's right, each of these battles has the Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom, making at least a cameo appearance. Read, enjoy, and fear the Jiggly Armageddon!

Battles 36 to 40:
Battle #36: March 19, 2000
Setting: Reality
Player: Eric, Aqua Webmaster [Record: 0-1-0] Last Battle: Loss vs. Allmighty Webmaster and Pokébattles fans (Bonus Battle)
Owie…that hurt…
ERIC AW has learned fourteen new meanings of the word PAIN!
I…really didn't…need anyone to tell me that…
RED WEBMASTER appeared!
Ack!! I don't need to get beat up again!!
RED WEBMASTER is confused!
Huh?
RED WEBMASTER says he wouldn't beat you up!
But you already did!!
RED WEBMASTER is confused!
Enough to hurt itself!
Uh, hey…maybe we could talk this over?
RED WEBMASTER agrees!
So…what brings you here?
RED WEBMASTER says he was minding his own business when something jumped him!
Hmm…but…I wonder why your name changed….
RED WEBMASTER wants to know what you're talking about!
Well, you see…
ALLMIGHTY WEBMASTER appeared!
ACK!! Two of them!!
RED WEBMASTER says that's not him!
Then…what's going on?
ALLMIGHTY WEBMASTER is about to remove DISGUISE!
Oh. That helps.
ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER really is…
Well?
ALMIGHTY WEBMASTER is really…….THE EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM!!!
RED and AQUA WEBMASTERS are SCARED!
RED WEBMASTER: Hey, I never said I was scared. It's just a funny character.
AQUA WEBMASTER is hiding behind RED WEBMASTER!
Uh-oh….
RED WEBMASTER: It's your creation, you handle it.
EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM wants to fight!
Neither WEBMASTER can escape!
All right, you leave us no choice….but to throw cannon fodder in your way! Come on, oh creator of Pokébattles!
GO! PJ! GREEN VALKYRIE! EMPEROR SLOTH! FANBOY! DA EVOLUTION MAN! PICHU! ERIC and GYARADOS! BOB "THAT GUY" SMITH! POKéMAN! MIKE and HAUNTER! YELLOW ARCHER! LORD SLOTH! BRENDAN! THE NEW IRAB! CASHIER! MR. MACHO GUNG-HO ACTION MAN!
DOOMPUFF laughs at your puny forces!
Enemy DOOMPUFF used JIGGLY DEATH!
That was disturbing…
RED WEBMASTER agrees!
GREEN VALKYRIE, BRENDAN, PJ, EMPEROR SLOTH and BOB fainted!
All right guys, attack at the same time!
Everyone but ERIC and MIKE attacked! Those two ran away scared!
COWARDS!!!
Oh well, we should still have enough to defeat the Jigglypuff of Doom!

RED WEBMASTER: Oh I don't know…you portray that thing as pretty well invincible.
Enemy DOOMPUFF laughs! DOOMPUFF says it will gather all the best NETWORK WEBMASTERS and BLUE VERSION WRITERS, and then destroy them and take over all the POKéBATTLES UNIVERSES!
Uh…I think we're in trouble…any ideas?
RED WEBMASTER: Just one. OK, DOOMPUFF! If you're going to try that you'll have to answer to me! And I am the invincible, supreme webmaster!! You don't have a chance!!
JASON is the SUPREME RULER OF POKéBATTLES!
All his stats rose to maximum!
Not a bad move…
DOOMPUFF says you can wait!
DOOMPUFF left to find other WEBMASTERS!
RED WEBMASTER: Oh, this just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it?
I'm sorry….

Battle #37: Sabrina Situation March 19, 2000
Setting: Aqua Universe
Player: Eric, MHE >[Record: 14-8-7] Last Battle: Win vs. Cashier (Battle #34)

Ok…let's see here…item one, our allies Haunter and Gyarados are missing…
Ally MIKE nods!
Item two, Sabrina's lost her memory, and we have to treat her nicely and take her back home…
Ally MIKE nods!
Item three, the place we were renting was destroyed and undoubtedly the landlord will be displeased.
Ally MIKE says he hadn't thought of that!
Item four…to get back to Saffron, we need to cross a river full of crocodiles…
Ally MIKE says large crocodiles!
Large? Large doesn't cover it! One of those things could turn sideways and block the river!
ERIC is exaggerating!
NOT BY MUCH!!
…true.
SABRINA returned!
Huh? Where were you? I didn't know you left…
SABRINA: Oh, I was just visiting the cute lizards in the river.
You aren't eaten alive I notice…
SABRINA says that they seem scared of her!
Uh…shy I guess?
SABRINA thinks you're being dishonest!
Um…well…you're…a very powerful person…they just respect that…
Ally MIKE whispers to you so SABRINA can't hear!
Ally MIKE says they probably just saw what happened to their friends when she was last here!
Well Mike, I believe we have to split up. One of us should cross the river and get Sabrina to Saffron, while the other tries to find Haunter and Gyarados and returns to our apartment to salvage the place.
Ally MIKE says that sounds like a good idea…
Well Mike, as much as I'd love to cross a river packed full of hungry crocodiles with the evil bitch monster from hell, I shall take the burden of search and salvage, while you get the pleasure of escorting Sabrina home.. I wish you luck Mike.
*beginning to walk off* Bye!

Ally MIKE says to stop right there!
Ally MIKE says he'll go, and you take SABRINA!
What? Me? Why?
MIKE: You know very well why. I'm not risking her regaining her memory while I'm with her! You take her to Saffron.
No way!!

MIKE: Yes way!
You take her! She has less reason to be mad at you!

MIKE: She still wanted to kill me! You take her!
ARGUMENT soon degrades to shouts of "YOU!" at each other!
SABRINA: Boys, boys, what are we fighting about?
MIKE: Uh…huh…errrr
Um…uhhh…

SABRINA: What? Me hugging you is making you uncomfortable? How cute, you two really are sweet. Such gentlemen.
Psst…I don't know about you but I'm feeling guilty…
MIKE: Yeah, me too…she seems to do that to ya anymore…
SABRINA: So? …whatcha arguing about?
MIKE: ah…which of us does what. We have to split up to do our tasks and one of them is unpleasant…
Hey…the crocodiles are gone…

They ran away when SABRINA'S back was turned!
Oh…
SABRINA and MIKE: "Oh," what?
Nothing…

CROCODILE zipped back and removed "BEWARE OF CROCODILES" SIGN! And replaced it with "ALL CLEAR" SIGN!
Heh…
MIKE: What?
A crocodile just zipped over and replaced that sign before darting away again.

MIKE: Ok, the crocodile threat is gone, you can take her then!
This isn't getting us anywhere! I say there's only one way to settle which one of us does what!

MIKE: All right! BATTLE! Go Magikarp!
…actually, I was going to say 'flip a coin'…but Pokémon battle works too! Go Arbok!

Enemy MAGIKARP used SEISMIC TOSS!
One day I'm going to find out how you do that…then copy it and kill you! Arbok, Mega Drain!
ARBOK used MEGA DRAIN!
It's super effective!
MAGIKARP…didn't faint?!
What the?!
MIKE: …I guess all those stat enhancers I've been feeding it paid off…
Enemy MAGIKARP used EARTHQUAKE!
It's super effective!
Arbok, stop it with wrap attack!
ARBOK used WRAP!
Enemy MAGIKARP was WRAPPED UP like a Christmas present!
Arbok…we've got to have a talk about this…
Enemy MAGIKARP is suffocating!
Enemy MAGIKARP fainted!
Hey…it's a fish, and…oh nevermind.
MIKE sent out CHARIZARD!
Uh-oh…Arbok, Rock Slide!
ARBOK used ROCK SLIDE!
It's super effective!
But…
Oh no…
It only served to enrage enemy CHARIZARD!
Eh, just my luck.
Enemy CHARIZARD used RAGE!
Enemy CHARIZARD's RAGE…taking over…temperature…rising, attack…increasing!
I think the Narrator's watched Mystery Men one too many times.
So what if NARRATOR has!
Enemy CHARIZARD crushed your puny ARBOK!
Take that, ERIC!
Haha, not funny…Royal Kingler go!
Enemy CHARIZARD used MAXIMIZE!
Holy…I think that's the biggest I've seen it yet…
Enemy CHARIZARD used GLARE!
ROYAL KINGLER got scared and ran away!
Come back here coward!
ROYAL KINGLER says make it!
ARG!! Go, Onix!
The enemy's huge! Get'm ONIX!
Enemy CHARIZARD used MASSIVE ARRAY OF SUPER POWERFUL LASERS!
ONIX was nearly reduced to GRAVEL by the attack!
MIKE laughs!
MIKE says you stink at this!
We'll see about that.
Onix, BIDE!!!

ONIX used BIDE!
ONIX unleashed ENERGY!
Enemy MAXIMIZED CHARIZARD fainted!
MIKE is fuming!
But…
What?
MIKE is also shocked that you used such good strategy!
Oh, you take me for a fool do you?
MIKE does!
…. I choose not to answer that.
Enemy MIKE sent out ODDISH!
Enemy ODDISH used ABSORB!
ONIX fainted!
Um…Pokéball go!
Go! JIGGLYPUFF!
AWWW!!! I love Jigglypuffs!
Wait…are you by any chance the Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom in disguise?

JIGGLYPUFF says it isn't!
How do I know I can trust you?
JIGGLYPUFF says the DOOMPUFF would have eaten you by now for your dumb questions!
Hmm…you have a point… Jigglypuff, take down attack!
JIGGLYPUFF refuses to do an attack that will hurt itself!
Um…Body Slam then!
JIGGLYPUFF agrees!
JIGGLYPUFF used BODY SLAM!
Enemy ODDISH used TACKLE!
POKéMON met halfway!
Enemy ODDISH was thrown back into a tree!
Enemy ODDISH used SWORDS DANCE!
SWORDS are dancing!
My goodness! It's the Macerana!!
The what?
It's a lame dance that should have died long ago…
Jigglypuff, we need a powerful attack to end this!

JIGGLYPUFF agrees!
JIGGLYPUFF used HYPER BEAM!
SWORDS fainted!
Enemy ODDISH fainted!
Haha! Who stinks now Mike?
MIKE says you've just been lucky!
MIKE sent out JIGGLYPUFF!
Jigglypuff, double slap now!
JIGGLYPUFF needs to recharge!
Um…would these batteries help?
*All present anime face-fault with sweat-drops*
Enemy JIGGLYPUFF used SEISMIC TOSS!
Ack!!
JIGGLYPUFF fainted!
Noo…
MIKE says he wins!
Ok, ok…I'll take Sabrina back…
MIKE is happy!
MIKE left!
Sabrina? …put the wild Jigglypuff down and let's go…
SABRINA: But it's soooo cute!!
*sigh* this isn't going to be a pleasant trip…

ERIC and SABRINA leave!
Screen pans to wild JIGGLYPUFF!
JIGGLYPUFF smiles!
JIGGLYPUFF laughs maniacally as fangs grow and eyes go bloodshot!


"Short fic"
Da Evolution Man looked around, and decided he was lost. He'd lost track of how long he had been in Aqua Version. It was weird, usually nothing on these fan sites seemed to count, but ever since he'd shown up in Aqua he hadn't been in Red…perhaps, he actually was stuck in this site?
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
"Pichu?"
"Sorry Pikachu, just venting some frustration…"
Evoluman looked at an abandoned-looking building, it looked like the mansion in the game, and…
"Pichu! Is that da building we were exploring when we found the portal to Aqua Version?"
"Pichu!"
Da Evolution Man and Pichu ran in to have a look around. Da Evolution Man had ended up in Aqua a while back when he'd been exploring this building looking for Pokémon to capture and aid him in battle. He'd opened a door in this building in Red and a weird aqua-colored portal sucked him in, he'd been stuck in Aqua Version ever since.
"Pi-pi-pi!! Chu!"
Evoluman looked to see what Pichu was going on about, and there it was, a weird red-colored portal.
"Yes! Pichu, we're going to get out of this madhouse!"
"Pichu!" shouted Pichu, nodding its head enthusiastically.
"Hang on, I'll be right back."
"PICHU??"
"Uh…I don't know what you just said, but I want to grab something to prove I was in Aqua Version, otherwise…who would believe me?"
Da Evolution Man turned around, right into a growling, drooling one-foot ball.
"JIGGLYPUFF!!!"
"AAHHH!!!"
Da Evolution Man leaped through the portal, closing the door on the other side. He shoved a large dresser in the way, picked up a chair and put it on the dresser and shoved an old big-screen TV in front of it. He put a few more chairs and stuff in the way, and started tossing rubble onto the furniture stack. He ran outside, hopped in a car and drove it inside, further barring the way.
Evoluman sat down and tried to catch his breath.
"Whew! That…was close."
He suddenly heard a frantic banging on the other side.
"Pi-PI-PICHU!!! PI-PI-PI!!! CHUU!!!!"
Evoluman sighed and got to work, driving the car out of the way, and moving the furniture he soon had cleared it, and yanking the door open he pulled in Pichu less than a second before the Doompuff's fangs caught his ally. Slamming the door in Doompuff's face he quickly moved everything back in the way. Pichu contributed with some extra stuff to block the door closed.
"Haha! Nothing to worry about Pichu!"
A series of very loud thumps and bangs resounded throughout the building and Evoluman and Pichu bolted clear out of the building in about 1.4 seconds.
"Let's hope that that freaky Jigglypuff can't get in here!!"
"Pichu!!" said Pichu nodding.
Meanwhile on Aqua's side, the Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom was most annoyed…Red Version was just where it wanted to be, and here Da Evolution Man had just blocked the door shut with about 15 tons of crud to keep it in Aqua.
"Doompuff, Jiggly, evil, puff! Doom jiggly, rabid puff!"
Translation: *You think you've escaped Evoluman, but this is just the beginning! Your time shall come, you hear me? Your time shall come!"


Battle #38: Macho Mayhem March 30, 2000
Setting: Aqua Version / Game
Player: Mr. Macho Gung-Ho Action Man [Record: 1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Fanboy & Brendan (A.W.E. #1)

That Fanboy punk has to be around here somewhere!
But, he shall not escape me…Mr. Macho Gung-Ho Action Man!
FANBOY ran away!
What!?!  He was here?!
FANBOY was hiding in the bushes!
While you were talking to yourself, he ran away!
Wait…where this voice coming from?
VOICE is the POKéBATTLES NARRATION!
Po..ké..battles?  Is that like Pokémon?
BAM-BOOM:  'Action Man…you feeling ok?
Yeah, sure…me fine Bam-Boom.
BAM-BOOM:  Ok, let's catch that punk!
Right!  Let's…wait…what that?
BAM-BOOM says it's just a JIGGLYPUFF!
Is Bam-Boom right?
NO!  That is no ordinary JIGGLYPUFF!
Then…what is it?
It is…THE EVIL RABID JIGGLYPUFF OF DOOM!
BAM-BOOM:  Ack!  It's that Jigglypuff those kids told us to run from!
Mr. Macho Gung-Ho Action Man runs from nothing!!
BAM-BOOM:  Uh…you sure you don't want to rethink that?
I'm Mr. Macho Gung-Ho Action Man!  I don't back down from a fight, and an evil rabid doom 'puff won't intimidate me!  Let's go!
Go!  MMGHAM!
Enemy DOOMPUFF wants to fight!
Ok Jigglypuff, you have met your match!
I am…
MISTER MACHO…

MMGHAM is MACHO!
MMGHAM'S attack greatly rose!
…GUNG-HO…
MMGHAM is GUNG-HO!
MMGHAM'S speed greatly rose!
…ACTION MAN!!
MMGHAM is a MAN OF ACTION!
MMGHAM'S special greatly rose!
Enemy DOOMPUFF says that isn't quite fair!
Who are you to talk about fair?  You're the invincible Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom!  You as cheap as they come!
Enemy DOOMPUFF used denial!
Enemy DOOMPUFF denies it!
Oh yeah, who beat you?
Enemy DOOMPUFF says GREEN VERSION'S CLIFF defeated it!
Uh-huh, you probably got up and ate that cliff after the fight!
Enemy DOOMPUFF wants to know how you know that!
Uh…me didn't…
Enemy DOOMPUFF tires of this!
Enemy DOOMPUFF used DOOM FANG!
ARG!  Ye gods!  That put a four inch gouge in my armor!
BAM-BOOM suggests a dose of retaliation with maximum violence!
I agree!  ACTION HO!!
MMGHAM used BAM-BOOM!
MMGHAM fired a steady stream of MEGA FIREBALLS at FULL POWER!
Hit the enemy 200 TIMES!
DOOMPUFF was thrown 400 yards through several TREES!
Take that, vile sickly creature of destruction!
Enemy DOOMPUFF is mad!
Huh?  It still stands?!
Enemy DOOMPUFF withdrew DOOMPUFF!
Enemy DOOMPUFF sent out DEATH!
What?!  This foul Jigglypuff has captured Death itself and makes it do its bidding?!
YES!
…that's interesting to know.  Out of the way Death and I won't have to hurt you!
Enemy DEATH is not impressed!
Enemy DEATH used KILL!
You can't kill me!!
MMGHAM is a MAIN CHARACTER that is important to the plot!
KILL thusly had no effect!
Ha!  Now me crush you!!
MMGHAM used CRUSH!
It's not very effective!
Enemy DEATH used SCYTHE!
It's not very effective.
That it!  Me kill!
MMGHAM fired MEGA NUKE from BAM-BOOM!
It's super crispifying!
Enemy DEATH fainted!
Enemy DOOMPUFF sent out DOOMPUFF!
So, willing to fight me again?  I, the Macho Man shall defeat you!
Enemy DOOMPUFF is not impressed!
Enemy DOOMPUFF used MEGA BITE!
Ack!!  Let go you little…
MMGHAM is shaking his arm trying to remove DOOMPUFF!
DOOMPUFF became dislodged!
That's it, you're going…
Enemy DOOMPUFF used EVIL SLAM!
ARG!
THUD!
MMGHAM hit the ground hard!
Ooh…That's it, now I'm…
BOOOMM!!!
What the?!
MMGHAM and DOOMPUFF were tossed opposite directions by an EXPLOSION!
Oh fun…look, ground coming fast…gonna hurt…

Battle #39: Lost AgainMarch 30, 2000
Setting: Aqua Version / Game
Player: Mike [Record: 14-6-5] Last Battle: Win vs. Eric (Battle #37)

I'm lost…
MIKE is in touch with reality for once!
Oh well, at least I'm not stuck with a walking time bomb.  Poor Eric, mwahaha!!
MIKE is cruel to his friends!
Oh I am not!  I'm cruel to Eric, but not my friends.
…point taken.
Hmm…moss grows thickest on the north end of a tree, let me just take a look here…
TREE does not like being prodded!
TREE wants to fight!
THAT IS IT!!!  From this day forward I vow to make these hostile battle trees extinct!!  Let's do it!!
Enemy TREE sent out BARK!
Huh?  That's a new one…
BARK used BARK!
BARK is BARKING!
Ohhh-kaaaayyy…
Go Clefairy!  Seismic toss!

Go!  CLEFAIRY!
CLEFAIRY used SEISMIC TOSS!
BARK was SEISMICALLY TOSSED!
…ok…that makes no sense…
BARK fainted!
TREE sent out LEAF!
Oh, I'm scared.
LEAF used DRIFT!
Critical hit!
CLEFAIRY fainted!
Huh?!  WHAT THE!?!  Ok, that's it!!  Go Oddish!
Go!  ODDISH!
Oddish, razor leaf!
ODDISH used RAZOR LEAF!
ODDISH used enemy LEAF to SHAVE!
….ok…
EXPLOSION is heard!
Huh?
A SMALL PINK BALL is hurtling towards YOU!
Uh…
SMALL PINK BALL crashed!  …and DESTROYED the TREE!
Thanks…small pink ball?
SMALL PINK BALL used GROWL!
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't escape!
Enemy DOOMPUFF wants to fight!
Enemy DOOMPUFF used ACID SLOBBER!
ODDISH fainted!
Pokédex, analyze!
POKéDEX:  Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom, this Pokémon is virtually undefeatable.  Its weakest attack is acid slobber, and it possesses an unknown amount of ultra-powerful demonic attacks.  It has captured Death after defeating the Horsemen of the Apocalypse.  It is suggested you run like hell upon seeing this Pokémon.  SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!
Ok!  I'll try running again!
CAN'T ESCAPE!
Ummm…any gods that be up there, I beg them for their help!!!!  PLEASE!!!
THOR appeared!
THOR allied with you!
Um…that works.
THOR used MIGHTY SMITE-Y!
Great, I got the Flander's version of Thor…
Enemy DOOMPUFF was SMOTED!
Whoa…er…WHOO-HOO!!!
Enemy DOOMPUFF is annoyed!
Enemy DOOMPUFF'S attack rose!
It's attack…ROSE?!
Enemy DOOMPUFF used UNGODLY GLARE OF POWER!!!
Ally THOR died!
HOLY….
PLEASE SPARE ME GREAT DOOMPUFF!!!!

Enemy DOOMPUFF says he'll think about it!
Ok, I'll get you coffee while you decide!
ZIP!
MIKE ran away!
DOOMPUFF was deceived!
DOOMPUFF is mad…
DOOMPUFF:  Jigglypuff!!!
Uh…DOOMPUFF will not look at NARRATOR like that!
…DOOMPUFF will put that down!
DOOMPUFF:  JIGGLY!!!!
NARRATOR ran away!

Battle #40: Shopping Super Smackdown! March 30, 2000
Setting: Aqua Version
Player: Eric [Record: 14-9-7] Last Battle: Loss vs. Mike (Battle #37)

Drat, this is Celadon…oh well, it means Saffron is close!  Let's go!
SABRINA says no!
Huh?  Oh no…
SABRINA insists that she's not going anywhere in her torn up outfit!
Huh?
SABRINA demands you take her shopping!
WHAT?!?!  Do your own shopping!
SABRINA is hurt by your tone!
Uh…
SABRINA also doesn't have any money!
Ok, ok fine…*sheesh*  Why do I wish she was still trying to kill me?
All right, let's go to the store.
SABRINA is happy!
SABRINA hugged you!
GAH…uh…
You're just yucking this up, aren't you?
I am not!
Then why are you blushing?
Shut up narrator!
Come on, let's get this over with…

Hours later…
Come on Sabrina… that's the fiftieth outfit you've tried on!  Just pick a few and let's go!
SABRINA says men have no shopping sense!
That's sexist Sabby, but as a generalization it's one of the more accurate ones.
SABRINA says just bear with her!
Ok, fine fine…
More Hours later…
Yeah, yeah, that looks nice too…kill me…it'd be better…
SABRINA'S done!
Whoo-hoo!!
ERIC carries huge stack of boxes to check-out counter very quickly!
CASHIER:  That'll be ¥31,500 please.
BWA?!  Another one?!  NOOO!!!
And…Sabby, $315 on a single trip?!  Isn't that a bit excessive?
CASHIER:  Not another no-paying jerk!
CASHIER wants…
To fight?
HELP!
Huh?
CASHIER is drug down behind the counter and disappears in a red spray!
EEWW!!!
ERIC and SABRINA ran to the other end of the store!
…You know, we really should have run outside…now we're trapped in here
ERIC'S BRAIN has found its way back!
Grrr…very funny.
SOMETHING appeared!
SABRINA:  Oh, how cuuuttte!!!
Hey!  It's Jigglypuff!
JIGGLYPUFF:  Puff!
Jigglypuff are cute!
That they are!
Hmm…is this a wild Jigglypuff?
No!
Ok…does it like to sing?
Enemy JIGGLYPUFF is not the greatest vocalist of JIGGLYPUFF!
Ah-HA!!  You're no normal Jigglypuff!!  You're the Evil Rabid Jigglypuff of Doom!!
Enemy JIGGLYPUFF is shocked!
Enemy JIGGLYPUFF wants to know how you knew that!
Very simple, dear Doompuff, only one Jigglypuff in all existence is an enemy before it even wants to fight!
Enemy DOOMPUFF says that that's very clever!
Enemy DOOMPUFF wants to fight!
AAAHHHH!!!!  I brought this on myself.
Sabrina, remember how you levitated that rock last night and thought it was so cool?

SABRINA says yes!
Well, do you think you could do it on a larger scale?
SABRINA wants to know how much larger!
Oh…how about picking up this entire wall here and smashing Doompuff with it?
SABRINA says no!
SABRINA also says she'd never hurt anything so cute!
Enemy DOOMPUFF laughs!
At what?
At the idea that it could be hurt so easily!
Enemy DOOMPUFF says less talk more death!
Ok Doompuff, you leave me no choice!  I choose Onix!
Go!  ONIX!
Onix, use your tackle attack to smash a hole in the wall and let us escape!
ONIX smashed through wall!
ERIC used run!
It's not very effective!
Huh?  How can it not be very effective?
Well, ERIC is running, but DOOMPUFF is hot on your heels!
Huh?  *looks down*  Get off!!
Enemy DOOMPUFF was shaken off ERIC'S heel!
Enemy DOOMPUFF is chasing you!
AHH!!!  I hate this!!
Enemy DOOMPUFF used JIGGLY DEATH!
ERIC fell forward and crashed!
Enemy DOOMPUFF laughs!
Enemy DOOMPUFF …speaks!


Oh good lord!  It even sounds like Gizmo on crack!
SABRINA and ONIX caught up!
Onix, rock slide!
ONIX used ROCK SLIDE!
ONIX is a giant ROCK!  SLIDING on a big SLIDE!
…great.
ONIX slid to the bottom and landed on enemy DOOMPUFF!
Well, that's better.
Enemy DOOMPUFF is mad!
Enemy DOOMPUFF used DOOM TOSS!
ONIX disappeared over the horizon!
Uh-oh…
Arbok go!

Go!  ARBOK!
Arbok, Mega Drain!
ARBOK recognizes DOOMPUFF!
ARBOK ran away scared!
All right…
Go!  LIKITUNG!
Likitung, slurp attack!
LIKITUNG used SLURP!
Enemy DOOMPUFF is disgusted!
Take that!
Let's see if
you can be any more disturbing.
Enemy DOOMPUFF takes that challenge!
Enemy DOOMPUFF is getting JIGGLY with its PUFF self!
Isn't that "down with your bad self"?
EEEEEKK!!  THAT IS DISTURBING!

ERIC fainted from FREAK-OUT!
Enemy DOOMPUFF will now eat you, then track down MIKE and MMGHAM!
SABRINA got in the way!
SABRINA:  Don't you dare, Doompuff!
Enemy DOOMPUFF tells SABRINA to get out of the way mere mortal!
SABRINA used POINT!
SABRINA pointed at EVILEE!
Enemy DOOMPUFF sees EVILEE for the blatant knock-off that it is!
Enemy DOOMPUFF leaves to battle EVILEE!
…but!  Enemy DOOMPUFF will return!


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